The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913, December 22, 1905, Image 4

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Newspaper Page TextT"7 TMThin 5 JfiLJCO NOT HEAL Whenever a sore or ulcer does not heal, no matter on what part of the body it may be, it is because of a poisoned condition of the blood. This poison may be the remains of some constitutional trouble ; the effect of a long spell of sickness, which has left this vital stream polluted and weak, or because the natural refuse matter of the body, which should pass oil through the channels of nature, has been left in the system and absorbed into the circulation. It docs not matter how the poison became intrenched in the blood, the fact that the sore is there and docs not heal is evidence of a deep, underlying cause. There is nothing that causes more discomfort, worry nd anxiety than a festering, discharging old sore that resists treat ment. The very sight of it is abhorrent and suggests pollution and disease ; besides the time and attention required to keep it clean and free from other infection. As it lingers, slowly eating deeper into the surrounding flesh, the Sufferer grows morbidly anxious, fearing it may be cancerous. Some of those afflicted with an old sore or . . ... Brl.nU(l UH. ulcer know how useless it is to ex- pect a cure from salves, powders, lo tions and other external treatment. Throufih the use of these they have seen the place begin to heal and scab over, and were congratulating them selves that they would soon be rid of the detestable thing, when a fresh suddIv of poison from the blood would cause the inflammation and old discharge to return and the sore would be as bad or worse than before. Sores that do not heal are not due to out side causes; if they were, external treatment would cure them. They are kept open because the blood is steeped in poison, which finds an outlet through these places. While young people, and even children, sometimes suffer with non-healing sores, "those most usually afflicted are persons past middle life. Often, with them, a wart or mole on the face inflames and be gins to ulcerate from a little rough handling ; or a deep, offensive nicer de velops from a slight cut or bruise. Their vital energies and powers of re sistance have grown less, and circulation weaker, and perhaps some taint in the blood, which was held in check by their stronger constitutions of early ftnr" i iir p rTI ni r mac is umy wus way luvuis wc uiu run C.L Y Vtllt I A u L L. sores and ulcers, and that is to get every particle pf the poison out of the blood. For this purpose nothing equals S. S. S. ..It goes down to the very bottom of the trouble, cleanses the blood and makes a permanent cure. S. S. S. enriches and freshens the circulation so that it carries new, strong blood to the diseased parts and allows the place to heal naturally. When this is done the discharge ceases, the sore scabs over and fills in with healthy flesh, and the skin regains its natural color. Book on Sores and ulcers and any medical advice desired will be furnished without charge. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLAMTA. OAm Laws-era. I oave seen souieuung n i-.-- tice on both sides of the Atlantic, and my opinion is that our profession would rain Iranienelv by combining , the two branches pretty much as they are combined in the V tilted States and j Canada, says a writer io the Ixmdon j Saturday Keview. It is obvious Unit; ahtt art1,ifoe wmiM nrnflt he Ml:'?) in ! aBreement The, would have the rigltt of audience in au courts and the op- portnnity to qualify themselves for promotion to the bench. au - '" J-"" o tntn an office. where be make his, merit known by steady attention to) - bualoess. There will always be two t ,,,. -f t..rtho who t. i: their offices, dealing directly with cli- j ents and attending to matters of roti- tine, and those who advise on points j Of law and argue case In court, These two orders of men are clearly ' dlsUgulsied in America, but they work together ss partners to the gvest , adyantatre of the client Somenbat Similar. "Women and men are very much alike In one respect," said the home- ' grown philosopher. j "What's the answer?" qutrled the Inexperienced youth. I "Men," explained the philosophy dis- j penser, "lie about the fitb they didn't catch and women lie about the men they could hart married bad they wanted to." Kerer Smiled Again. "How do you manage to write all those funny things?" asked the inquis itive female of the Jokesmitb. "With a typewriter, madam," an swered ths so-mnch-per-yard grin pro ducer. "Indeedr exclaimed the 1. f. "Pon't you know, I imagined yon used some sort of copying spparatus." Hla Game. "I understand our friend, Malnchanz. la working on a scheme to remove weeds." "I didn't know he bad any Interest tn gardening." "He hasn't; he's merely laying bit plans to capture old Gotrox's young widow." Philadelphia Press. Art Note. Mrs. Syllle My husband takes s deep Interest in art. Mrs. Older You surprise me. Mrs. Syllle Well, it was a surprise to me. But I heard him telling Jack Rownder last night that it was a good thing to study your band before you draw. Cleveland Leader. Smallest Cola Correal. The smallest coin now current in Europe, and the one having the leant value intrinsically, is the Greek lep ton. Some idea of its smalluess may be bad from the statement that it takes 100 of them to make a drachma, and the latter coin is worth a trifle less than twenty cents of American money. Myatery af tba Pat Dos. It't awfully hard to understand bow pug doga can like the tort of peoplt that lika them. Cleveland Leader. HelplHelpl I'm Falli, n9 Thus cried the hair. And a kind neighbor came to the res cue with bottle of Ayer's Hair Vigor. The hair was saved! In gratitude, it grew long and heavy, and with all the deep, rich color of early life. Sold in all parts of the world for sixty years. About ana yaar ana 1 loat naarlT all of mt Balr fvllawlnta an attack of mamata. I all rlrlaaa ay a filaud to uaa Ayar'a Hair Vlaor. dla aa. and aa a rasult I now tiara abaautlf ul kaaa of hair."-Man. W.J. aaowa. Manout aaaa FaUa. Wit. ! i br ?. O. Ayr Co., Lowli, -fan mViaw manuAuturara af 9 IAMAPAHULA. tiers PIUS. CBfcWtf WCTClAl. THAT DO which oompelled tua to u a brace. Br om unaccountable ntini thte brao ituKd a bad Uloer on my lea-, about lis years co. 1 baa food medical atten tion, but the Ulcer got wore.. I waa in duced to try 8. B. 8., and am clad to a it cured tna antiraly , and I am convinced, that it aaeed my lav for ma. I have, therefor, great faith, in 8. B. S. and a-ladly racommand It to all needing .a rallabla blood m.dicine. Briatol, Va.-T.nn. W. J. CATS. life, shows itsclt. It is well to be sus picious of any sore that does not heal readily, because the same germ that produces Cancer is back of every old sore and only needs to be left in the circulation to produce this fatal disease. -' I . , - U A NOVEL AUVEMI latwtH i. f Arprmnd , B-t laa.a af !. xmp"- A unrKt.KSSi.Y rscoMl'KTKNT fool. who bo qualtacatlons. social or inteiiee tual, totally devoid of knowledge au auy conceivable subject, thoroughly Indolent and nntruet worthy, ta deslrvua of obtain ing a remunerative post In any capacity. Address 1. '. 3. Macllse road. Weal Kea- Btllgton. The sublime candor of the above appeared in . receut issue of the London Times hat caused some amusement aud attrai'ltd a great deal of attention amen;; buai- ,, ,,., L-v,.r . . juany aeviareu mat i. r. a : ... i . 1 1. . I . , a l.u.t - "'-' "', , " , definite object In view whea l,e made . ! himself out to be a fool. That this latter oolutiou was the er- rect one n ElPr ivpreseutatlva warnea yexteruny .rom r. u,.u e"- object, he said, was to at- trset the sttenton of employers by i - 1 M a. I a' ' l,:... aoing out or me oeatea ira WD0 ',Doul -' years old. is rather more aK-rt snd intelligent than the average man with an ordi' nary public school education, and hit faca i, t particularly honest one. "I thought If I said exactly the op- polite to what most people In search of a billet Insert In the newspapers," ne 8ad, "i might stand a good cb.mcs of bearing from employers tired of snnerlatlve virtues, and I hive not been disappointed. "I hsve this morning receive, two genuine offers snd appointments t't interviews from the beads o' good firms snd a large number o! letters snd post cards from practical Jokeis. It was Inevitable, of course, that tLrt? or four of the writers should h.ive advised me to spply at once to the war offlce, "where I would be sure of a billet.' "I have been schoolmasterlng seven years, snd although I hsve a small Olllet now, I wish to better mytelf." a tags era a Laadoa Waller. He was a sad-faced American tour ist snd ss be seated himself In a Lon don restaurant be was immediately at tended by an obsequious waiter. "I want two eggs," said the Amerl can, "one fried on one side and one on the other." "'Ow is that, sir?" asked the as tounded wsiter. "Two eggs one fried on one side snd one on the other." "Very well, sir." The waiter was gone several min utes, snd when be returned bis face was a study. "Would you please repeat your bor der, sir?" "I said, very distinctly, two eggs one fried on one side snd one on ths other." This time he was gone longer snd when he returned he said anxiously: "Would it be swsking too much, sir, to 'sve you repeat your border, sir? I rawn't think I 'sva It right, sir, f know." "Two eggs," said the American, sad ly snd pstiently, "one fried on one side and one on the other." More opprexisive sllem-e snd snother snd fainter, "Very well, sir." This time be wan gone longer. When he returned bis collar was unbuttoned, i his bair disheveled and bis face scratched snd bleeding. Leaning over j (he waiting patron he whispered be- teechlngly: "Would you mind tyklng boiled beggs, sir? I've 'ad some words with '. the cook." Baltimore American. Well-Deliberated. At a bend In the river oppoxlte a likely pool a portly gentleman in new finning "togt" stopped a native, says Life, In order to get some necessary Information about the surrounding country. "Do you suppose," ssked ths man with rod snd reel, "it would be worth my while to try finning round here?" "Wsl," taid the native, thrusting his hsnds Into bis pockets snd settling back on his heels, "the flshln' ain't good, but of course I don't know bow ye value yer Jilme." Chins snd Japan art pre-eminently the UBuit.aitln. n u t inn. tit thm world. Among no other people art aeaweedt to txtentivtly eattn and rellsutd as moo substances. BOBBIE'S CHRISTMAS PRAYKR. 'Dot b'an all tat family deari ua mamma, paps, iw Dod b'aaa 'Ittlt alatar Fan A a' bring ma led, ate an' nt "Dod b'aaa all tht ehll'raa poor. An mtka all tha tick folia wall An' daar Dod, p'ttt don't target Ta aanl a posy, bl aa awtU. "Dad ba fraclooa ta your lambs. An' kaap sin aut ot my Ufa I Dod b'aaa all my 'Ittle frten'-. An' p'taaa uou't (urge! a ttfa. "An Dod b'es ola Santa Claue, lla ta stich a soremlld maul An' tell hlui to not forget To bring a (un, too. If ha can. An' a box of mfrblcs. too. An a lot of nlrttire hooka- An' a toolrhrat full of toola. Wit tacks, ualla, screws, an' hooka An dear Dod, tome ether flnga To Sit tn corner n-lf. von know. Ginger cakes an' nuta u" ags au a tot or candy, too. An I vrouldu't mind aome akate. ll'II give UlT ola onea to auuie frteu't An" I reckon dla la all - Bo dood night, dear Hod. amen. Detroit t'raa I'rea & Talbot's Christmas g jjf BY I'RANCIS HART. JAMKS," aaid Gerry Talbot sudden ly, looking up from the letter ha haj Just received, "you needu't mind about the rest. Tba dinner will not come off. after all." The decorate.) tad of the big. iitmptu- ous tttulio looked oddty distasteful to Grrry Talbot tince the reading of Miaa WakeneMs telegram, which had that- tered hit enthusiaatic plaits. He bad iu vited her and her brother tad hit wife to a Christmas studio diuuer which ha meant to make as festive as possible. Of course, ber. rejection at the last hour had been a gentle inretttion prepared to avert a greater diapi"lntmeut. for ha had let her know unmistakably bow It wat with him, and he had been to hope ful of succest that ht had selected a ring for her C'hristmat gift a little gold en circlet set with a clear white soli taire. The streets were thronged with bust ling Christmas shoppers, glad of heart, with merry, expectant faces, and here and there a wistful one. too, looking on, I tit not buying, Talbot noticed two lit tle girls gazing wistfully Into a confec tioner's window. "Yt'S, Min. 1 would. I'd do It fust thing." said the taller of the two. "Oh, my. wouldn't it be nice to ba rich tn' im-ite all your friends to a big turkey an' ice cream dinner!" They were very poorly clad, thin featured and Ill-notiriHh.'.l. but not un pleasant to liok at. Talbot was con rciotM, all at once, of an Inexplicable impulse to gratify the child's wish. "8o you would really lika to girt your friends a Christmas dinner!" said he. smiling down at her astonished eyes. "I hare a great mind to let you have your wish." "Oh, dear me, Min!" gasped Lou. "1 can't hardly believe It, can you? It sounds Just like a mnkehelieye thing. Won't Mis' IVisey ba a'prised! An' Jonas au' M'g au' Tom. Oh, won't they be jest too pleased!" "How many shall you invite?" Talbot asked gravely, taking out his notebook. "Well, there's Aunt Katie an' L'ncle Tim an' the baby. Mis' Posey, Jonas l''"gS". Meg an' I'st Kooley Si in, caa you think of anyone else?" "Lame Hetsy an' "Moll." "How many's that?" asked Lou. "Twelve, counting ns three." "Iion't you think it would be nice to have a little present besldt each plate?" asked Talbot. Both girls gasped, but looked Immense ly pleased. "Suppose you two go round with me and pick out what you consider suitable for each of your guests, because I should not know what to select." When Lou tppeared at the ttudio on the following morning she was a very different looking girl, and any one would hava known by tha pure Joy of her volet that some great and festive event was at hand. Talbot had finished the decorations which had been to harshly interrupted by Miss Wakefield's ntes mge, and the result was extremely grat ifying, especially after Lou't rapturous ai'cliintati'ins. At precisely 12 o'clock the bell rang for the tirst time to announce the ar rival of Aunt Katie and Tim and the baby, all polished anil prinked to the verge of pniiifiilness. et came .Mi 1'osey, t little, faded, bowed, ancient woman In rusty black, with long gold loops in her wrinkled ears. Lame Betty thumped in on Iter crutches, closely fol lowed by Moll, in borrowed finery, of va rious sizes. Meg brought blind Jonas, ami a merry little wraith of a limn called Tom Doom. Tnlhot shook hands nil around with a "Merry Christmas!" after which they all look their places at the beautiful table, thtt like of which none of that humble party had ever looked upon. But It was a kindly murines that possessed the host of that bountiful dinner, for his stories were of the pleasantest and hit watchful cars wits iiiilliiKginic. His guests rewarded his efforts by s sponta neous enjoymeut of all that was set be fore them. It was good to see them wait upon blind Jonas, who could not help himself, and upon lame Betty, whose crippled hands made difficult the use of knife and fork. Talbot rose to replenish a half-emptied pluta as the hall bell thrilled merrily. There was a pit use; then Jiimes' iptlet, well-trained voice tn id: "Yes, madaui; Ik is at diuuer In tht ttudio." 1 Ths door swung ltt i Talbot knew that ha was not dreaming wheu tht rams toward him with outitratched handt and rlpplt of explanation ul Which ha heard not on word. Indeed, te him on Isolated fact filled tha world that tht wtt milling up st him with s great promtia lu her tytt. "A little friend of mint wanted to girt htr friends a Christmas dinner, am) I persaadtd her to let mt share It," ht explained jauutily. "It hat been s great treat to me," Miss WskeAeld read tht whole truth for herself at the looked Into the good, homely facet that reflected their hust'l praiaet In every glnnre, She said noth ing, but her eyet told what Talbot would hsvt given all he possessed to hear from her llpa. Then Mr. Wakefield and his wife ventured In. and Talbot bethought himself to ask If they had dined, which they had not. Lou and Tsltwt made room for tltret platet here and titer,", nnd as there was a plenty ot crullers and turkey snd Icet cream, all went well to the very end ot the function, when tht eleven originally invited gsuetts rose and made their adieus with glad heard and beaming facet. Mist Wakefield stood before the grata while her brother and his w ife examined a row of picture half bidden behind ths holly wreaths, "I wat to sorry to disappoint you yes terday," tha said, "hut poor Ted's tele gram wat so urgent that we were afraid he wat worse, and hadn't the heart to refuse him. When I discovered that ws could take an early train home l made up my mind to run In aud wish you a Merry I'ltrlstmat, anyway, and so we came, yon sea." Talhot thought of the ring. He hail taken It from its hiding place. "1'or a long while I have wanted to ask you to accept this and what goes with It." ha aald simply, holding the glittering bauble toward her. A red glow crept Into her face. She mads no audible answer, but when tha young couple at the other end of tha room sauntered toward them they wert milling. CHRISTMAS TREE FIRES. How tha Danger of I'artor Cotflaiirer tloua May lie Minimised. Several accidents on Christmas era and day each year recall the fnct, appar ent oltly on that day, that the Christ mas tree is quite ns danxerous as it it pretty, and that tht proud father per sonating Santa Clsjta should take tht precaution to equip hitmelf with asbet tot whiskers. About the uul number of 6ree art recorded In the country each year at a result of the inflanintsM n turt of the Christmas tree and Its dec orations and their rsrelets hamllinii. This warning always follows Christ mat just as the outcry agiint toy pis toll is raised after the Fourth of July. Of cottrt no rose Is free from thorns, and apparently no holidav enn be ob served In the conventional fashion with out risk of accident to the merrymakers. Sputtering caudles on a Christmas tree art a very real danger, and the same may be said of the trees themselves, tht wreaths of evergreen and the mistletoe. After a day or two they become dry and inflammable tn a hitfh drsree, and in tha joy of the celebration rks are run and precautions neglected. A tree thus load ed down with presents and decorations may become In au instant a torch caps hie ot starting a disastrous tire, at many cities discovered the other day, to their great cost snd to the serious discomfort of their fire departments. By tsking preventive measures thou sands of dollars will be saved every year. Trees should bt bought late and kept out doors until used. In the case of fresh, green trees the risk will he mill itnlxed. Candles should not be I'm close together and should tie constantly watch ed. Above all. a wet blanket should be at hand, also a sponge on a pole loun eunuih to reach any point of tha trees or celling. So, at least, say the Are fiihtert. who every year have their own Chrittmas spoiled by the neglect of these very obvious precsutlons. CHRISTMAS IN 8WEDEN. One Day When There Are Neither Rich Nor Poor. If you wert In Sweden on C'hristmat eve you would hear the church bells be gin to ring at 5 o'clock, for everybody ttops work then and the festivities begin lu great earnest everywhere in tht king dom. Class distinctions are forgotten and servants are allowed to sit at table with the family. After supper comet tht universal Christinas tree, for Sweeten is one of the early homes of this beatitl ful custom. On Christmas morning st 0 o'clock, while It is still dark, you would go to church, for everybody goes, unless you stayed at home to mind the lights in the house, for every home in the king dom is illuminated. There is olmost sure to be a deep snow, and you would go to church in a sleigh. Behind every sleigh you would see two boys standing on the runners and holding pine torches a beautiful spectacle as a long pro cession of sleiifhs glides over the snow on s forest road. These torches art ttuck up In s circle around the church. A whole week Is given to good cheer and hospitality. The Christmas Traveler. When Christmas day dawns many t traveler will be unfortunate enough to find liimelf far from home with no prospect of gelling there for the celebra tion of the greatest holiday of all tho year. To many of these this necessary absence is a bitter misfortune, but there are others who have not the good fortune to deem it such a misfortune. They have perhaps no settled home or no rela tives or no especial friends with whom they yearti to be on the festal day. But these people are comparatively few in numlx-rs. Most of the people who are traveling on Christmas day are doing to because circumstances make It necessary. They are longing every minute of tha day to bn where they could join In tht merriment and festivities with those who are dearest to them. ordered orr. Th New Year You'll Luv to tuov on, old man. IUYINQ LAWQIW FARMS. u.l naaalallat neeraaetaar Aa Wealth laereaeee. It teems a parados, but Is neverthe less well established ss true, that In certain of th beat farming regions of the United States great snd abounding sgrlcultural prosperity bss resulted lu decreased rural oopulatlou. A no less ttiiklng than surprising Illustration of this Is given In a recent State census report of lows, which Is reported to allow fulling off of 'J per cent in ths population of that great snd glorious State since the general census of 1000. Of course, such a reanlt was not ac ceptable to Iowa's prltle, and H wss not readily accepted. Close liiitiiry. however, Is roxrtcM not only to ""' llrm ths general correctness of tlut new count, but to show a siilhYlent reason for Its disappointing result. The expluuatlou offered Is that It Is all due to the land hunger of the pros perous Iowa farmer. Having money ahead aud well knowing that good ftinn land In the Mississippi valley Is one of the safest and most profitable of Investment, he litis been buying In the adjoining f'r, ,,f hl" fl,r" handed neighbors to such an extern, the reports say, Unit vacant furin houses dot every township In the State. Many of thcae vacant farmhouse, may agiilil be occupied by the sons and sons-in-law of the purchaser; some of them will he abandoned, ami the newly ac quired lands consolidated Into larger farms. And If Iowa follow tno course of development that has been going on for uinny .vests In the magnificent farming regions of Central Illinois, the consolidated farms will be leased lu tracts of SO or XM sere, or more, to thrifty Biid prosperous tenant farmers The process at It has gone In Illinois tor s number of yesrs It that the wealthier laud owner buys out the 0 nnd SOacre farms or his neigunors. tile drains and otherwise Improve them, often renting the same hind or larger tracts to the vendors, wliu gen orally made more money ss tenants than they had done a owners, lhe tenant farmers of Central Illinois put their capital Into the Iwst of farm Im plement and machinery and live stovk. Their proserlty Is seeu In their com fortable and well furnished house, the well kept vehicles ami horse which their fmiilllc drive to church snd to country gatherings, lu Central Illi nois Just now the tendency Is to larger farms, the tenant generally desiring to Increase his nren nnd the landlord regu lating the niumtity of land he will tease by the proved rapacity and suc cess of each tenant. For It beat farm land Iowa appesr to be approaching the same system.--Springfield Itepuo llcna. CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. Tha Kind You Hare Always Bought Signature of Trlrls of Ik Trade. "Madam," began the peddler st h opened his red sub-hel, "tan 1 tell you toinetblug this morning?" "No," snapped the elderly matron, raiting her broom ominously, "ami you better move on." "Just st you say. madam. I wat going to offer you the greatest wrinkle remover on tarth, but I sea you dou't ueed it." "Ah, I-" "And also this wonderful remedy for restoring gray hair to It natural color, but you have no use for that, either." "Why, bow kind of you to think so! I" "And this little volume entitled 'How to flcmalii Beautiful l-'urever." But It would be superfluous to offer It to you. Good day, inniliiiii." "Come buck here! Coma back her this Instant. I do not need them, ns you any, hut I will buy them snd glvu tbetn to some friend. 1 always en courage tnitlif nines " A Iteufllar I'ailftMfr. Uncle Krnstus, the village plasterer ' snd whltcwasher, who had married and hurlisl four wives, was about to actpilre a tlfth. He went tu the house of the I'rcsliyti'rl.in minister, a veuvr able tiititi w ho hud olllolnte,! at several of his previous weddings, to make ar rangement to be tiitirried there the following evening. "Of course I eltiill ho glnd to mnrny you to your new w ife, I ticlo 'Itastna," snld the minister. "This will b the third or fourth time fur me, won't It? How does It hnppeti, um'lo, that you never have a colored prenclatr tie the knot for you?" "Well, sah," he answered, "I't kind o' got In tie habit o' glttln s white man to do my inttrryln', an' I reeon I'll alius do It. l' turrlble set In my ways, Mlstnh I'n'kcr." All Iba Comforts of Home. "Nut" Goodwin, the comedian, once noHcMid a tine country house on tho km tikis of the Tliiiini'S Itlvcr, near New London, Connecticut. Kvery summer lie used to Invite some of hi Thi-Hpluii friends to join his house, party. On mm audi occiinIoii Goodwin de livered himself of a bun mot that la worth repenting. "Nut," sold some one, "you certnlnly have a flue place here. Just think of It, a lawn right on the river!" "yes," drawled "Nnt," "It's flue. In the spring we have the luwn on the river, and In the full we have the river mi the lawn." 'Ware of the llutr. Hob Miss Hubbubs hits asked mt to cull to-night. Dick Yes) Hob Yes. eVVhnt shall I wesr) Iilok (who litis been there) 'Ware of the dog! Philadelphia Ledger. t. Prove It By the Oven Fire sr inlfowdertothetcst. Get 25 cents. alAQUES MFC CO. Chicago imI a esl tor w af Mat Haiti Koe Twa. When Michael Utirkt Joined his Brother Jit met tn this country, th cnoiioy he brought over, added tn lame's savings, enabled them to go lito the Ice biislnca. tn eoiir of ante their custom lnereea, ami it became necessary for them to havs in rtlce. lu this James soon Inatalled lice roll ton dek. "The one desk will do for th two if us," he eiptalned, nay It was et u. "And here sre two keys; on for you, Micky, and one for m. Michael accepted the key, but srsuied ;o be (tudytng the desk. "That's all right," h ssld. "Hut where Is my keyhole)" Chinas Ruler. Th Kmprtet lhiwsgnr o( Chins wss mild Into tlsvery st th ag ot eleven, o v Iter Ismlly from starvation Afterwards the was presented to th late einiwror. snd. UlKin hi wtIVs Iret death, bream Kmpreas. lief were never bound, snd sbs wss Isugbl tu read alter persistent pleading. The starling qualities ot this wonderful woman, like Ihnae ot Pillthury's Vltns. have overcome very oltacl. And th buhl hetselt at th bead ot Chins, as does Vito st th head ot break's! foods. Kaon !. Johnny -Smoklu' cigarette I dead sur trr hurt yer. Jimmy o on! Where did y git dat Idee) Johnny- from iop. Jimmy Aw! lie wux Jlst ttrluglu' yer. Johnny No, he wutn't ttrtnglti' me; he vtut atrnpplu' me. I'at'e bow I kuow It hurts Phllndelphls Press. Kaatl.h-eab!aa reole. English Is now spoken by about 12.V issi.un) people. A century ago It was spoken by '.Iiijmi.osi people only. I'ur Ing that period no other lending Euro pean laugtinge hit mitde ths slightest advance. Herman tint held it own. 14 nd I now spoken by HO.tsw.uu, hut till Is no higher percentage of the total nniiiber of people of Kuropeau descent ihtiu It hud s hundred years ftso t Cur f remedy fnrciught, eoUlt and con.uuipiloii. Try It. Trie cauls, at druggists. Mrs Pstnlth Hut how did you man age to keep that secret s whole week, dear) Mr. KJoues It wasn't hard. I sim ply stayed sway from th Ilrowtilng Club and when caller cam I sent word thtit t wasn't st home. Cleve land Lender. 1 Mothers will AnS SI ft. Wins)),'! Soathlag Syrup th.i baat reuis.tr louse tut ibalr tklblrsa Curing the tevlhtug period. I'wrreelln; w SflaapB-rehaaelaa. i Wasn't that asme youug tusa hart to ' tee you Inst niitlil)" ! "Yes, pll." ; "Well, Hl,t doe h mean by coining every night In Ilia week?" "He doesn't come every night In the ; week. I never met him until last Tliurs i tlay, ami he was only her Thursday and Kndiiy and Hntiirday avmiiuga." Cleve land I'lslii I'ealer. Bwr ot Ointmaat lor Catarrh that Contain Mercury aamareury will Sural r flSatru tha na of turlv t..lruv tha ns 01 iialy daraogs tba whole af aifitjll ana oomiottiely Uaraogs tan, woeo aiiwrmg ll InrHoalt irti urtn II larnoatt a tnutoua orfa-a. Hut:b arm ies atioultl never ba used Clieplull pru.rrlttlona Iroiu rai'Ulabl phy. ; i ian.,aa iheilariagn they will do n ten I. ,1a lo ilia giMi'i tnu (in nM.ily u.rlvalrom them. Hail a l stsrrll i tire, matttifacliireil hy K. J. t heuey i o.,To!eto.o , cottatn. nonierrury, and It taken lolerntlly, acling illreelly ii.tl the blood atol tnorona .orlacea of tha ayatetn. Ill koytn Haifa i atarrh curs he tura you get tha g nolne. III. taken liitarnally, and ma,la In Toledo, Ohio, lijt K. J. t;hey ;o. 1 a.ll inoiitatt Ireti, eVfld hy lirogglali, price 7V. ier bottle. 1111, iaiuliy I'lllt aia tha heal, Trusts . I.laara, "What." queried tho fair rnsld, "Is the difference between s trust snd ring'" "I'm nfnilil I can not explain the dif ference lu so iimny words." replied the young man lu tim case, "hut If yuu'il put your trust In me I'll blow mrardf for Mm ring to-morrow." Ami she put her trust In him. W d" wn ftnrl brlitgnworH wllhoui ptv ti. I mr I f am' .pfriiit) in tiit ork rii 4vM um tu M jruur mouiii I'lMiifiiriuh y, Ut. W. A. IM Um found nit fM wy o etlrrw l IwMh trRotuiKtjr wiihmit pain. It. T, I. Win i un mpcrl t vuid tlliin! kud i roivn and briitf wiir k. lt.alrn-tiUBl Ira wih piaVt or (jridgf r i.rd- ftl. WISE BROS. DENTISTS Ka lliig Hiitg., Th'nt and Wathinginn Hit. Ojwn avtnlnss till ve'rliM-s. Htoulys from I to 11 Or Man im, 5 1H. W. A. WISE THE EXTERNAL, USB OF Jacobs "SteW Rheumatism .d Neuralgia It penetrates to tha seat of torture, snd relief promptly follows. Price, 25o. and 50a. . I. ..t tha tvnnrierllll IVie Wl" ;m be rcwrncd II you dmi't agree .hit U we claim U true, "ou'll be delighted with the dc Hclous, wholesome thlnja that f BAKING U POWDER will' brlna to Hie In your oven. K C Uaklnj Powder ii two thirds cheaper and m Jkei purer, better, more ne.mniu.iwu .u other oowderi anywhere near KC Quality. J ounces ioi L,e. H.o-uyi meeela." twfraal Metaae, "You sauat try to lov your paps much SS he lovct you." said th via. Itor, "Oh. I l hint more," replied Tors, my. "Indeed) Iioesu't your psp lov you ewry muchf "Not much. II says b only lores ui whtn I'm good." t'blladelphta rrae. PITS) PMMeall fare t imu Tq enai BMrti!airtt.er Ih Kuelstf.iftrt HMLr m.m hrt fratjlttft!tilit,.ttoa, lt. H. II. Kims, UU .au Ar. t, at., 1-ktlad.ttkia, r. (erreete MLaaarekraalaa. "Wuau'i that sniiie young man her to see you Inst nlghl?" "Yes, p.tps." "Well, what rim- he mean by com ing every night In the wrrkT" "ii doesn't mute every night lu th week. I neirr met him until last Thursday, and he wn only her Thu.-day and Krldny and Natnrtlty veiling. v icvcinnu rutin iwaier. TU-f.UW.HI igt.r"! gitttstr t i rn iinm-naa .1 (Hit eaiat au litl Uui. T 9asaiNi ls 1 t..4 Vat i" istti, ht 4,Mtfl.. SS MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS (tlsHt titsl4 r4 If Viainf Ptt lM M 111 litrll. II H aatf tl U f . ! bu tt t4 tvMl ', ft! at. . -- ... .- - -a-....4 lil!ll'trMIl M4CHIM WV CO. tl ttt IHsarttasM lr4 tMllawt4v Off I'atk aud Washington, I'oit'.aml, Otrgo The Siihoul of Quality" A. P. Armstrong. t.I.. 1! . Principal 7'tfut.mJi of gtdutr lu liuailiont; AwtJrtJt placed each yrar; . for help than st (in itieet it .u to at tend our kIiuuI, Urr.t, rti'ial modern, (est equipped. I'tp-trtmtHti! llusineat, Shorthand, Typewriting, I'rnltistnlllp, Kuglish. Open nil the yer. Catalogue, peuwutk ftee, Ca'l, telephone or writs. IKE (HERS rs a a m I vraj.ug. UlY ALL THE Bsy - - . : . - PEST DfLALERS 'JWlP A. J. TOWU CO. tJTAflllJKt I6M - aoato m toss. cicao TOWtl CsSlttiS CO laHttJTOtOITO (IN Dr. C. Gee Wo WOXOlRFUl HOME TRE ATMEMT Tim w-MifOt. t'hl titl IhaCt'St 1 fMllxl ajri'ttl lMs.uu rt tftrmm ii.tr Utlltiiti ter tiuti tttatt air iv ( tit Ills tU'tsj ltft IlKtBMi M.ll.rlsilftll ' n -lirffr, rii(. hu. !rkii mnl ve'CMiRfttt Hint tsi'tlti-ty U't It nuts n lo niMltrasl its in tti iv.ttt re, "Mi ttrmir-w rrtiiftli') i til is him Mi'iitiit ni uisf hu ii n h'1 lt csjfiilly ttscti In rirti-r N il ?, (I kUiiranii lointsi ct4 a r it NSiiiiirist, ikh. hr ', rllftitllat'l'Std, llrrVfit.ajtt w, " 1 1 ill i til ll, llsffi h "I n- ysj, fit . ; Ti lutstii r-1 f itiHMtttil l litiriio mn.rl. Mil ti't mm hun. Itl' nut nf t tiy wtiin fi.f f.!,,,ifcr amrt c ftfoUr Hcts.l .ls.li i p. rii.N-.ri, I A IIU. MlKK. Mttiii THE C. GEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO ISi'i fital St., . r. (or. Merrlee Mention 'Sr, I'tHtllANO. (Hit CON. Ma. S .101 1rilrM writing t IT luaatlua II, la toadvartlaara pi aaaa tatar. a4aas 1 Oil IsWC-OOC;CS0CO53f'' i riPfntaia. a J lt!Jjg5JLI ul ilea. beoet to- a UM. f. P. Wttt.