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About The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913 | View Entire Issue (June 9, 1905)
Please Your Hair Don't have a falling out with your hair. It might leave you! Then what? Better please it by giving it a cood hair-food Ayer's Hair Vigor. The hair stops coming out, becomes soft and smooth, and all the deep, rich color of youth comes back to gray hair. I m troubled trrastly 1th dan antt tha rtamtruir n.1 alao .Inn! mj haft from talllaa out. IIKriN m var. lelT al.o ta rr.1i.ln IBT rialr la an. 'I. I MISS MAOUII COOS, Ulrlaa, w. Va. A ud by j.O. ayar Oo.. LaaraU. Urn AIM VUUWWIWI S.RSAPAR1UA, MILS. ututn pecnMUL. Kngltah Lawyer' Robe. The Kngllsh bar still cling devoted ly to Its robe. A solicitor who fur some reason was not prepared wltb fall professional costume asked portuis Ion of London Judge the other day to appear without It. but the Judge tie dared that he could give no such sanc tion. However, to avoid delay, he re ported to a flne legal distinction: "I do not give you permission, but If the other professional gentlemen present raise no objection I will conseut to hear you." He was heard, and It may be trusted that no sacred precedent was damaged. CASTOR I A For Infanta and Children, The Kind You Hare Always Bought f3iguatare of Tike It Easy. 'Boat the time you get to thinkin' that you're gittin' on a bit. An' you jingle of your money as you stroll sod atrut about. Better keep your peepers open, for your life ain't over yet. An' there's always lots of danger when th cbest is swelliu' out. 'Bout the time yon git to lookin' at your neighbors with su'prise. An' a-feelin' sorry fer 'ein cux you've left 'em in the press. Tben's the time fate's lookin' fer you with a club of mighty size. An' you'll feel tbe rungs a-breakin' in the ladder of success. Detroit Tribune. TITO FfrnunrXIr ComL Koatsornrrrouaness r 1 1 0 after Sr.! day's usrurlir.Klinr'alirf-at .Nrrra Httrrr. Send ft Krrf SV trial bout, and trratta. Ur. R. U. avltot, Ltd., ku Arch SL, I'blladtlpbia, Pa. Consoling. Stella Yon seem sad this afternoon, dear. What's the trouble? Mildred I can't help thinking about Tom Green, poor fellow. I er reject ed him last night. Stella Oh. don't let a little thing like , that worry you. Why, I've rejected him three times in the past six weeks. For forty year's Plso's Cure for Con sumption has cured coughs and colds. At druggists. Price 25 cents. He Waa Broke. "Time, is money,- quoted the moral izer. "Yes," rejoined the demoralizer, "and I haven't a moment that I can call my own." A Heavy Fine. Under the Elking law, any railroad company which pays rebate in any form, or any shipper who accepts them, ia liable to a fine of from (1,000 to $20,000, upon conviction. It also pro hibits the carrying of freight at lees than tbe published tariffs. The Inter state Commerce commission is empow ered to detect and prosecute violators of tbia statute. President Knapp of the commission states that since this law waa passed, rebate paying baa been as rare aa forgery. The swiftest dog in tbe world, the borzoi, or Hussian wolfhound, baa made record runs that show seventy-five feet In a aecond, while the gazelle has sbowo measured speed of more than eighty feet a second. Mother will tail an. Wtnslow'i BootMnf Syrup tbe beat remedy to use for Uwlr children during the teething period. Manufacture of Cigarettes. Official statistics tell ua that 3,360, 487,215 cigarettes were manufactured In tbla country during the past fiscal year. If the population of tie United States Is 80.000,000, if half that num ber (40,000,000) are males, if three quarters of them (30,000.000) are of smoking age, aad If one-third of the 80.000,000 smoke cigarettes, we have 8,300,487,215 cigarettes to divide in a year among 10,000,000 persons, or only about 333 apiece, which la leas than one every day. A I ADIA APoisonBfcatlicd lYlnlarrl The air arising from low, marshy places, damp cellars, stagnant ponds find pools and from decaying vegetable matter, as well as the gases from sewers, is loaded with germs of malarial poison. Tbe water we drink, that has not been properly filtered and purified, is also full of these germs and microDes, ana as we daily breathe and drink millions of HA1AMA ijj his system FOB YIAB8 these into the system, to be For several years I suffered with Chills and absorbed by the blood, the Fever, caused by Malaria in my system, and each otitir tvvlw hmrina t n fo1 tti summer for several veara I would have a relapse. effects of the poison. The finally , . , . nH f lunr tuieu me; 1 nave never ijccu uuuuicu aiuvc most common form of Ma- A, Mw fc. i .;.. i t c., laria is "chills and fever," but when the blood is thoroughly saturated with the poison it becomes so weak and polluted that abscesses, carbuncles, boils, sores, ulcers and other - skin diseases result. Malaria also affects the liver, kidneys, bowels and Stomach, producing a chronic state of biliousness that often results in jaun dice or some malignant fever. In cases of Malaria the blood must be puri fied before the body can regain its natural health. S. S. S. contains purify iag and tonic properties possessed by no other blood medicine, and is the lucai remedy S. S. S. improves the appetite and digestion, tones up the entire system by its alterative and purifying action, and Malaria, with all its bad effects, is Permanently driven from the system. - Book on the blood and any medical Vice, witliout charge, THE SWIFT 8PCGIFIG CO; ATLANTA, fife WHERE RELIGION COMES HIGH, Some Church Pew In New York Coat Good lel More than a Dwelling. Many readers have probably hoard of New York's famous lirace church ,lt Broadway and Tenth street, wtiero there la a choir of "babies," ranging in age from 4 years up, which church is aald to be erected ou land more val uable even tliau that wberoon St. Paula at I.o:nlon stands. Here It Is the custom to offer by auction all pews, w hich the present owner desire to re linquish, says the St. Louis IVst-lMs-patch, and which possibly may have been In their family ever stuce the church was built A few months ago pew No. 40, In the south transept of Grace church, waa put up at auction. In the New York real estate sales rooms for the trus tees of the estate of the late Henry Kay. The bidding was started at H) and rose rapidly to 1,000, when there was a pause. Then some one offered another hundred and the bidding ad vaneed to U,300. and Just about to be knocked down for this sum when Hamilton U. King sprung another $30 and secured the pew. . On being asked if lie was spending all this money for his own religious comforts Mr. King stated that he had purchased the pew for another person, but whom he refused to state. The pew is a "family" one and holds six, ia up holstered in dark red and, according to the auctioneer, comfortable enough to foster the highest forms of religious charltv. The lew In Grace church, with few exceptions, are owned by those who occupy them, and when one does find its way Into the market It Is eagerly purchased by rich parish ioners. One of the most fashionable churchea In New York is St. Bartholo- mom-'a In Mmliann avetllie. Till is known as "The Vanderbllts' church, for here the millionaires of that uame worship. Tews in St. Bartholomew's can often be rented, but now seldom purchased, most of the pews being owned by residents of "Millionaire row." In Fifth avenue. Occasionally. however, a pew In this church ha come under the hammer, when it has brought a considerable sum of money, as much as .".ih.i having been paid for six "sitting" near the pulpit In the Catholic cathedral, close by. pews are also sold at auction, at times, and. owing to the magnificent choir which this church supports, bring small fortunes. When Peggy Pokes the Fire. Wbcu Pcssy pokes the kitchen fire Siie makes a picture fair; I lingrr till I miss my car To see her working there She takes the poker half way up, t'erhaps a little higher. Falls on her knees before the range Aud starts to poke the fire. Her slender arms are fair to see, Bared to her elbows white; Her graceful movements as she jabs Just till me with delight. Left hamled? Oh, but what of that? I never could quite tire Of seeing Peggy on her knees While poking at the tire. What tho' the coal conies tumbling down. And one side all goes out; She says a man cau't poke a fire, She knows what she's about. And so she pokes anil jabs away, While I can but admire The warlike picture she presents While poking at the fire. I often wish to move away Upon a better street. Where Peggy could attain the set She always yearned to cieet. But one thing ever holds rue back From promenading higher; Poor Peg would find gas ranges there. And couldn't poke the fire. New York News. To Prognosticate Storms. By means of a delicate lust.ument called the ceraunograph, Kev. Jreder Ick I Odersbach, professor of chemis try In St Ignatius' College, In Cleve land, Ohio, is able to foretell many hours the numerous summer storms which come up, often on bright, warm, clear days, with startling rapidity, and with dire results to the small craft along the sea coast and on Inland waters. The action of the ceraunograph is simple and easily understood by any one acquainted with an ordinary tele graph system with relay. The Initial action precedes the adveut of the storm from one to thirty-six hour. As the electric disturbance advances tne coherer U very busy, soon produc ing a continuous baud record, while the deCoherer keeps up a constat! clatter, which finally becomes deafen lug. Tender-Hearted. 1 An "imported" citizen was recently b'ought before a magistrate, says the New York Sun, charged with having threatened to kill another man with an ax. "What have you to say, Pat?" asked the magistrate. "I uiver sthruck anny wan wld an ax!" said Pat, vehemently. "Yer hou or, I wouldn't bit a newborn baby wld an ax." "Discharged," said his honor. - into tHe System my physician prescribed S. S. S. It en- lor me treatment ui maiaim. 11 ucb- troys the germs of the disease and builds up the weakened, polluted circulation. It enters into the blood and forces out every particle of poison and waste matter and adds strength and activity to it. WrrtvaAarai Bees are attracted to flower by the bright colors. The eiperlmenta or Mia J. Wery, a ltelglnu naturalist, prove that perfume has much less at traction, and that bouey has none at II. Scopolamine, the new anaesthetic from a Japanese plant. Is adnilnlstereii by hypodermic Injection aud' Induces a ecu sleep for eight or nine hours. 11 la claimed to have absolutely uo arter effects. China baa Just grauted Ita first pat ent It la for au electric lamp, tne in- eutor of which la an Inhabitant of Nankin, the old capital of the Chinese empire, who calls his lamp the "bright mooullght" aud asserts that It is rar superior to foreign glow lights that hitherto have been sold at Shanghai ud other Chinese cities. Certain French astronomer have re cently come to the conclusion that the solidification of the moon exteuda from the surface to the center, and not, as the American scientists think, from he center to the periphery. This view would modify various existing the ories. Their conclusion Is drawn from tbe examination of photographs exe- uted at tbe observatory for reprodut.. tlon In the new lunar atlas. The British postofflce ha entered Into an agreemeut with the Marconi company whereby messages are now received at auy telegraph office In the ulted Kingdom for transmission from the wireless coast statloua to ship at ea fitted out with the Mar coni apparatus. The cost Is sixpence a word, but no message consisting of less tliau twelve words Is accepted, making tbe minimum cost for a mes sage tis. txl. No one can use a wire less telegraph lysteiu In Great Britain without authorization by th postmas ter-general. A gramophone which. It Is said, can be beard at a dlstauce of three tulle Is late lurentlon. The Instrument Is uanied the auxetophone aud is worked by means of compressed air. This I pumped In by a small engine at a pres sure which can be adjusted up to over eight pounds, through a small valve. which take tbe place of the ordinary diaphragm, luto tbe trumpet. Th valve consist of a number of stnitl slot, covered with a fine comb, not unlike a mouth organ, and tbe vibra tion of thl comb produces the sound. On a calm, windless day It Is esti mated that, with a high pressure, the record could be distinctly beard three miles away. The ability of some of the most mi nute of the earth's Inhabitants to pro duce striking changes on the face of the land, which Darwin showed wss characteristic of earth worms, has re cently been appealed to In attempting to account for tbe curious natural mounds seen In Louisiana, Arkansas aud Texas. Tbe creatures to whose agency these mounds are provisionally ascribed are white ants, or termite, supposed to have abounded In tbe south central United States at some former period, when a warmer aud molster climate prevailed there. In Cuba, tbe atta, or leaf-cutting ants, at present build mounds ten or twelve feet high, and In western Texas their mounds are sometimes forty or fifty feee In diameter, although only oue or two feet In height The ant theory Is regarded by Mr. A. 8. V eaten as, upon the whole, preferable to the sugges tions which have been made that th mounds In question were formed either by springs and gns vents, or by the action of the wind. ROOSEVELT CUT8 LOOSE. Hu Tiant of II la Li fa In Reunion with Cow bora. Befor dinner the President held a reception, standing out under one of the big trees that line the gravel walk. says tbe San Antonio correspondent of tbe New York World. The rongh rid er came up one by oue. Tbe Prel dent called most of them by their first name. Occasionally he called a "Bill" "Jim" or thought "Hank" wa "Tom," but usually he knew them be fore they were presented to him by Lieutenant Fortescue, who stood be side him. 'Hello, "Ben" " be shouted, aa "Ben" Daniels sidled up. "If you hadn't been here I never would have forgiven you. 'Colonel," aald George McCabe of Arizona, "do you remember when I stole that me of green corn for you?" 'Do I remember it!' exploded the President, slapping McCabe on the back. "Why, George, that waa the best tnes of green corn 1 ever had." 'I guess you don't remember me, do you?" asked Henry Bardshaar, of Pre cott, bashfully. "Why, sure!" exclaimed the Presi dent. "It's Henry, Isn't It?" Then he turned to those around him and said: "Henry stole for me. He stole provisions from the quartermas ter and one night be stole a poncho and a Spanish blanket. Say, Henry, we didn't sleep that night for It rain ed, but we'd have been much colder If we hadn't bad tbe blanket and the poncho." Several of the troopers had been waiting for a chance to make a re quest. "Colonel," said one, "we ve got some of our women folk here. Can we pre sent them?" "Present them? Well, I should say you can. Hring tnem up. The ladies were brought forward a tittering, embarrassed bunch. There were wive, daughters, mothers and sweethea rt. "Ladlea." said tbe President, after t be bad shaken hands with all or them, "you are the only ones I put be fore my Uougb Ulders." . Then he turned to the tickled men. "Boys," he continued, "I congratu late yon on your good taste in select ing your wives and other female rela tives. I certainly am proud of you." Meanwhile Henry Bardshaar had been standing around, first on on foot and then on the other. The President' eye fell on him. "By Godfrey, Henry," he said, aa he wrung the trooper' hand again, "I am glad you are here. You see." be ex plained, "Henry wa my orderly tor a Mm, and vry tints I was m tns Brine Un h. was there. Kv.ry time I tood up Henry tood up, too. lis seemed to tbltik that If I lM ... 1,1. t,itv to net shot too." There wa half au hour of thl sort of greetlug, all personal. nd then th party t down to dinner. It wa a camp dinner, cooked lit camp otshs sud served with camp dishes. There wer a pot roat of beef, corn, pea, potatoes, bread and butter and coffee. Th .'resident fell to with an appe tite that apparently wss voracious. He had two helping of beef, and at o much bread and butter that Secretary Loeb was obliged to replenish the plate three time. There are finicky people, not to say. pernickety, who think the word "bully" la vulgar. He said he was "bully" when a rough rider asked him how be felt, how he liked hie reception, what he thought of the city, the State, the country or the universe. Kverythlng was "bully," and so was he, lie laughed like a schoolboy ou vacation. He let down In every way. The sen trie around the fence were deaf to the pleadings of the crowd who wanted to get In, and the President, as he said himself, "played hookey" from being President for three hours, and had the time of hla life. OUR MEDICAL DEPARTMENT. Health of Oar PoUliera In War Trusted Too Much to (.'native or Politic. In oideu time It was thought cheap tr to obtain a new toUllcr than to euro a sick or wounded oue. The whole Idea of life mtvlng In conjunction with such a pre-eminently llfe-destroyliu thing aa war Is modern, and. Indeed, almost anomalous. Hut a progressing world demands that reckless and use less sacrifice ot lire hull stop, and at last military coiuinaudera, and even appropriation voters, are beginning t. appreciate the Importance of keepliu soldier In tit condition to fight At least, the Japanese appreciate this. Whether Americans do Is exceedingly doubtful. Tbe former provide a large sanitation corps: make each man In It, from chief surgeon to stretcher-bearer, an export In his line; and then supple ment this with a mass of equally trained reserves. Tbe I'nlted States has the nucleus of a medical depart ment. It is true, but from the begin ning of tbe Spanish war to the present time it hae been lamentably deficient In numbers. We trust to chauce or politic for the health of our soldiers In war. but In lH'.W the civilian doctors suddenly transformed by official ap pointment Into military expert falle.1 to recognise camp typold until It had spread like wildfire. In the Japanese snnv there Is no place for either chauce or politics. It expert are not made by flat, and they can recognise camp disease. lu 100! our army waa reorganized and officered on a basis of 1M men, yet the medical department was rovlc only lsrge enough to care for 45,u. Consequently It has In-en necessary In peace to employ hundred of clvllltu doctors to meet the army's needs. If the Putted States Congresa has not ap predated the potential horrors of such a situation, how can It be exacted to go further and provide a reserve per sonnel of trained military sanitarians and administrator? In one respect we have this year taken a step forward. Heretofore we have been w.thout any official perma nent aid aodety. Now an effective and comprehensive lied Crosa ;vlety I be ing organised, aud a large and active membership Is hoped for. The guiding opinion that money Is worth more than lives la unfortunate, ly found also In naval mntters. In our navy the nursing Is done by enlisted men, and the surgeon general nas re peatedly appealed for authority to em ploy a eorp of trained women nursea to take charge of the work In ahore uospltals and help prepare the men for their dutle a nurse on h!ptard. But all In vain. Congr,n will not even consider the matter. In this re aped the army I fortunately better off than the navy, for Its nurse conn of trained women Is now firmly and permanently established.- -Century. INDIAN THEATMEN X Or' SICK. tluparatltloua Cereanoajr that la Often Laat Hranrt. The trial In the federal court of IouIs Brown, charged wltb the mur der of Walter Itlchardson and Moan Pettlgrew, brought to light an Indian superstition that was new to many people. Heveral year ago, when the famous Holomon Hotem witch killing case was tried In the same court, there was considerable evidence to show the belief of the Indian in wltdeTaft, and th testimony In tbe Brown case re veals an equally weird story. One of tbe wltnes.se tcHtifled thai the homicide for which Itrowu was tried occurred at a "pacliofsba." In answer to Inquiries as to the meaning of the word it was explained that a pacliofsba Is a feast and a part of the Incantation and superstitious cere mony conducted over the aick by the lower class of Ignorant Indians. When a man Is thought to be sick enough to require the services of a doctor he Is put Into a hut, and for three day no one except the doctor see him. Tbe docfir goea Into the wood and gathers herbs, from which he prepare a potion for tbe sick man and then keeps a lonely vigil wllh him At the end of the third day. If the pa tlent la not Improved, the order Is given to prepare a pachofaha. Cor.i and meat, either beef, pork or gnino, are put In a large kettle and stewed until the corn Is soft. All the relatives of the sick man are entitled to attend, aud they gather around the kettle for the feast. The sick man Is brought out and served first. He Is fed a much as hi stou: ach can hold, and the other then turn In and devour the remainder of the stew, When thl Is concluded a bon fire 1 built and lighted, tbe crowd cir cles around and dance to the time of a weird chant. After this, If the sick man doe not show sign of getting better, nothing more is done for hltn, and he dies or get well ty act of Providence. Oklahoma Times-Journal. When an oil well fall to pay, the stockholders aay: "Ixtt's get a new auperlntendunt." The man who blow hi soup, sat . too fast "buriedThe unfortunate. r.,,tv..vr, Oravea Trll Hunk North' Humanity For twenty the years Hank North tai been one of the I. a;U; ' .... "I..vee district, "RX "" '" . .,,., ,, Ink front where nuiiinu It v Is at Us lowest bis where tragedy more plentiful han comedy, where here Is a dark Huge o every romane ind where right HiitsuesH must press U uiwtrlU iiginiy when It paxses by. HANK Mill III.- I' "" "(he toughest precinct In " eat ward In the world." and no on. will claim that North ever hied 10 plant the seed of virtue In It. hi fellow la about to retire from busi ness, and th Chicago papers ar priming much nbout him. That even those who dally lire l amid depraved smronmllnii have a touch of humanity la shown by th following from the llecurd Herald: Hank Smith has his own grave yard. H" bus certificate fr twenty .... . ....... u eemeterr I. . . I,.u.n Hiatal seven graves in ,.. - which he bought as occasion uciuium- ed to bury some poor uiiumui.hi"-. Yes sir," he said, taking a un from his afe and showing th. H" .......I "rv. 'ii mmco i .i - ,.i luitu.HHls. Four or ve u I hem were women. Several of Ibe men were musicians uade ly ilu.lr licndiiuarters. They 'cash- i.c ,.,t t..l to be hurled. AnNly rl,,n died while slopping at the St Uiwren.e - thill's the name of ' ...I ....i..r went to the college. If I had to mortgage the bar fixture I 'l tluit thev were burled decently. And It's the same way when any the boys are taken sick, toil i i catch ine sending them out to th county house to be killed. They go to a private hospital and the bill coiu.s to I'ncle Hank." The average dlvekecpcr would have considered the potters' Held an appro priate burying place for sm h as these. Not so Hunk. Twenty seven graves lu t'nlrag. netery represents an ex penditure of several thousand of dol lars, and the sympathy tl"il lead to such sets suggests that there wer .i..,ll,t i,.,ultllltle III sili'li a soul had Its avenues been more prudently chosen. KEEPING THE AIR MOIST. Health KmUnuerrd br " Ksceaatv Urynraa of the Almahrre. Indoor tumidity has again Iwit dis missed by a member of the medical pro fession. w! take the stand also that th excessively dry air of house dur ing the heated seds.in I Injurious to the human organisation. Iwrainc the dry air lu passing over the meniiiriue of the respiratory passages ami tne skin call for an enormous output of the fluid elements of these tissues This plivslchiu. 1'r Henry Mitchell Smith of Brooklyn, V Y. hold tx this leads fn glandular overactivity and its consequent evils, but he does tint offer the specific proof which. It hu been aerted, are lacking to show that direct deleterious effect are thus pro duced. In his contribution, which wn made to the Brooklyn Medical Society, he mention, however, some tests lie had conducted with a radiator having an experimental moistening apparatus Sttat-hed, and he ol. tallied result B-l.teh ronciir with gciieril beliefs al.) to the relation of the humidity and temperature. He found that with a relative humid ity, never below " per cent nor above TO per cent, 70 degree F.ihr was un comfortably hot, W degrees was warm and Il5 degree comfortable. It was determined by repeated experiment that a temperature of ll'i tn US degree and a relative humidity of per cent produced the most comfortable condi tion, which were In marked contra! lo a temperature of 1 degrees. Willi a relative humidity f 3o per cent. The former felt warm and balmy, he snUl. and the taller, notwithstanding thn higher temperature, chilly and dry ami apt to leave the Impression of draft;- ness. He did not describe Uie moisten ing apparatus, but said that the me chanism was such that the control of the temperature aud of the moisture was Independent. -Kngliieerlng Itec ord. Indulgence or hi Id re n. No children of any generation or country have been Indulged more than the children of tho present age are In dulged. Instance of parental control are exceptional. Children are turned over to teachers In many case to ji v a parents from rcspoiisllili.ty and care which It Is their natural and moral duty to assume. The fancy lu some heads appears lo be that boys should be left to play till the time; should never be piinlslied fur their offenses; should not be given the hard lessons of obedience; should Uiinw no hard tasks. The truth about the matter Is that their loose nt.d luipriic tlcable theories of training the rising generation would be npt to fill I lie liiu.l with Idle and worthies uporta. Bport Is all right. Freedom for the young Is very much In order. Open spaces,' rallying grounds, Kwlinuilug pools and good schools should be vl.led. In many pliici-H these are iuhv provided. The main mistake Is mntlo by those who fancy that It Is all of life to play. tliilveHton News, Prolan Heavy Tombstone. Mra. Hanks What sort of -tombstone shall we get for dear mother something elaborate or a plain one? Mr. Hanks Well, l llilnk something good and he vy will hu best. Cleve land Leader. HI nk Talk. Violet I wonder If Charley (Jnyhoy I a good skater. Kose Oh, yes, I thlftk hu iiniHt be. At least, 1 heard my brother any that be Is an awfully high roller. Itelrolt (Tree Press. You may think girls marry to re form the men, but th trouble Heems to really bo that they sen nothing In the men which they would cliiingu If they could. Women don't "dread" a doctor ui much as uieu do. - i Humorous "Money make. th. mars t" "J cau't always niaks th. .tuoumbll. run. rnw n and Country, mi.. Kdi.h. "My puy.';;'"..! " ' forbidden in to -'w-live In your neighborhood r mv dear, that li- er-lf )'ou . ...',. ..... i,. . I'llecend Blatter. .III. '' - , .,,.,, jcnkln. -Vo.l don't ee.u -. ihi.ut .he fulnr.'. ' ' I ,y No, that never worries ms tinlll U i. iiiesunt," Kxchange, Mrs. Wlse- How do you use i.l Mr. Wise - tin'". new .un-.' , . ..... I tliHimht o. 'that s why I fired her this morning . 'i..i. IliiStUil neaeoti June.- In the better l..'l ....I,, ni be made known. .Mr. ., ... -Won't that be flne! I v. alway. wondered bow old Harsh Wilson wss. Huston Transcript. "Ah." said the llltl stlrl who was ....i.w nii.i with culture, "see lbs '' ..." . l...ll.lliiit th ' i.e.ntifi.1 with his band, skillful. - Chicago Itecord Herald. ..v a full of alt l' , ...i.t a voting ii'" " K1'1 .. .... L.t.... i.. let hltu see her h.uu "That may be," was the reply don't go with a crank." "but I "Here, take this rifle!" cried th. rv ..n.i ahi.tviiian: "the lcopar.1 n caped If you find hlui sh...t Idm the spot." "Which a stall, air?" gasped ha iireeu employe.- Kxchange ii.- v... -Weren't sir M, i.. when volt heard that lUrry had ., l..fi ma a widow? lh .in-. .... .... 1'iicle- - Well, mi. That about a I ever cs.pcctc.1 he would leave you. 1...1......V,,,. ur vou were alone when vou committed the robbery Nltro Hill - Ves. yer honor. I allu J' Mail little lotx alone. When ei '' u tl It's ten ter on h turns o'U dl honest - Judge Utile Willie- I say. p. wnai is a empty title? I" -An empty tin. ' ..m. la your mother' way of referring to ...e as the bead of tha bouse when there sre visitors preaetit.-- Ulssgnw Kvenlng Times. I'm sure I saw a est over In tint corner." sat.l Tommy, sitting up In bed. "No. dear; g t sleep." said Ills liiolh ir: "it was Jut Imagination." "Ha a maglnatlon gt shiny ryes?"- I'hll v delphla l-edger. Mother Kthel. you naughty child, v hat have you leii doing to tusk Charley cty ao? Kthel l only been sharing my ed " '" "" d.ar mamma Vou said II so nice. - Il.irper's Itnsnr Tor go.slii.-as' iske! What's that iiol...? I lie girl l.eit ib"r Is having l.er voice cultivated " "Huh! Appar ( ,.,.tiy the proems of cultivation hs r.-nched the harrowing season Philadelphia Press. "I have Just been otTlclstlng at a w.Hsleti w .siding on the West Hide." .aid the parn "Htn.iatli.gr' quer ied the punted friend "Ye.." l plained fl.e good liisn. "I married couple of Pol.- " Chicago News Fweddle 'Hist rteatiire actually I. .Id me to mlud my own bualiiea. know! I holly In impertinent wretch! Pwe.ldle I'o.ltiveiy itia.ir. It.g A If to ttisliiusle. don t y'kuow tl at I wss In business. --Cleveland Leader. Itlcekcr My congratnlstl.ms on yctir marriage Willi ilia manning widow, old man. I knew you called mi her occasionally, but I had no Ides you Intended to insrry. Meeker -Neither did I until she had It all ar ranged. I'ncle tleorge-I have read your ar tlcl over, and I must say It show a great deal of originality. Arthur Thank. I'm sure! I flattered mysrlf there were some Ideas lu It. I'mie tieorge- Oh, I waa not apvsklug of the tHrtniKKltlou, but of the spelling! Nephew I'ncle, I'm lu love wllh the dearest girl lu all the world. Hh has golden hair, blue eyes, the w hitest uf teeth and a figure I'ncle (Inter. rupllngv - My dear lxiy, I really can't consent to your marrying her unless she has five figures, st th len.t Brooklyn Life. First Passenger - Would you be ginHl enough to lend me your specU lies moment? Kecoud Passenger- Ctrtalnly, sir, wllh pleasure. First Passenger Oh, thsiiks. Now aa you can no longer read your newspaper, will you please hare the kindness to pass It over to me?" Buy's Kssay on Breath: "Breath I made of air. We brent lie alway with uur lungs, except at night, when our breath keeps life going through our noses while w are asleep. Buys that slay In a room all day shnuhln' breathe. They should wait till they Ket out doors." Two old men were always contra, dieting and deriding on another. They wer friends and liked to be to gether, but all their talk wer made up of sneers and scoff. On windy day last week they fell Into an argu ment ou the question ur high winds. They disputed bitterly na u which of them could remember the most windy day. The younger of tha two snld: "Well, Josh, I mind the iiiurnlii' o' Aprlle four lu eighty-three when twin so all fired windy that It took th crow two hours to fly from th ten acre lot to their root In the back canon, a fly o' less'n a mile." "Hhtick, William," said the older fanner, "I mind days so windy that th crow had to walk home," Hpanlel Aid Aiiopiiiter. A woman wa arrested at Paris for shoplifting not long ago and It waa noticed that she carried a blight I, Hik ing King Charles spaniel ou her arm mo ponce nappeneti to examine the pup rather carefully and were aur prised to find that It was trained to noip tne woman at her graft, The dog was sciiooihii to snatch a piece of lace In lis mouth and then hide It head miner tnw womsu'i arm. A stout man leaning against a eoitn. ter In the drug stor, putting a clgui aiway toons ncu. MISS MAMA niH'llArtME. Bvsry Woman In America la liitereatn In Thl Young tllil a r.xptrlum. XJ k Jt,fcll.t.I..Jl . watw JVhiI real, Con, I'llVIC CATARRH WAS DC STROYING.lllUirC-.rt:. RU-NA SAVtD Will. Mia Marl Ibiclmrme, 13 St. Klluk U.lll sUeel, M.tiitteal, Can., wr.lea; "I am sattallevl that tbuiiuinls n women Buffer becanae they do nut real, tte bow Ud they really nwl Irratiueul an, I feel s iistural delicacy In c.uni.lt. lug a physician. "I leit Uillv (or years, had lerribl pin, and at time wa unable to at. tend to my daily dolics. I tr'-l lo cure in v.. II, but filially my atteutiun was called to an advertisement l I'mi. ti In a aimllat caao to iiiluv, and t de rided to giva It a trial. "M Imtwasrmrnt hegan B soon a I alavtsd la u PeriHMi and Ssmmi mt! wumavn. I feel that I owe my It ant mv braSti la your wand tut medklna anal ttatrtusS asknowtrdga Ibis l.t."- Man Out ruarme. Address l'r. Hartuiail, I'reeldent ol Th Hart. nan Nanitarluiii. t'.ililtubtis, Ohio, ("I lira mcltcsl s.lvl.w. All c.rrrapindeiics strictly rMifldn. list. Hug Appetll of I be Hplitrr. The spider has a tremendous pp- tlttt and hi gormandising detle all hu man coinHtttln. A iictitlt who care fully noted Spider rtmauiuptlon of fiiod in '.' hour rnneltloled Hint If th plder wrre built proportionately to th human scale be would eat at daybreak (approximately) a small alligator by T a. m , a lamb by U - ui , a young ranielopard. by 1 o'ctm-k s heep and would finish up with a lark pi la whtcb that were I'.H) lilt 1. MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS st ) tfttlsl ttt.4 Htsr Msimp M ir. u.aftl II I-N ,1 - mih tS ttttfWsUft. V fits tf tlsaMfill -4 ! tMt- MV Wi ll UOH MCniM'MV CM. !, mt Mm '( UH tlW. Ov 1905 LEWIS & CLARK EXPOSITION r..-r Firs! 1'la.s Melrl an t H.s.n. Ae a .1.0 .... H fOMflANO tutin ! rrtltMN aii.i a a.l ..ur i.ail,.u l. i.n r.al l iuu. n-. Ii..n.a In ail t .... . tha .11. - I" f ! '1,r ktsrirvr vim hoomh wiiikhi p. (V ASt (.ft VIII ! Ml t, w,iil lull lii..ii.ll"r. ... liii.rtl I, tXPOMIHH At I OMMOOAIKN Bl Hf AU I la 0sl Oftkial IW... at ua Uau I CU.k (,...... RalMMa. rarllaarf. Oraeaa MOTEL PORTLAND RATES on S'ei.uut i.t II lm..l"n Iks' ha. t.. f.rv.aLnt III .US... al r;lll laaal.ll.ig It. riull.luiil lata lliai a. lo i th.,et t, tha ti. I In ftMHt Stl .l.i.li.a Itie ttlj aho ttsaa rVIM.MINlN. Ill )il..lt t. Ilia tmitt eiWIISI ai.. lit I "" I ct.a. II .t.lMt.ls I. I'Mliiuh tha .air ll,al alll .ii,il.iaiti)e v tall at IN mnri rimiiANti .tuilug ia. ai.i t- euMiioM. Ii. aill t rharitavl lor al Ida taia el .' is,, $j ' aiot 1 1. . t.r ..na isirwri, ll.o blall. .1 (..t l In I "'' ls.li i.x, atilih iu.iu.la. a Isiik lurt. I'llers In I ala at th ame a. In "t 1... !iL'ii' i"i .iailutiti ant an4 aa'.lcrt wen. I l H'.na lit ilia ruuiit'V. Trlr. toeiir c.ii.ttiifftcial v.ua.la alll twain ui.rhai.g. .1. II. C. BOWERS, Portland, Oregon, Mat(er. GASOLINE ENGINES 2. 3, S, 6. 8, 10, 12, 14, IS and 25llor.e Power. Sati.factlon guarantaad. Hundreds In us In Oregon, Washington ami Idaho. Sand (or Catalogue. Mitchell, Lewis & Slaver Co. PORTLAND, OKtOOM Saattla and Spokane, Wash. Boi.a, Idaho. P. ft U. N.!J-H)0 KM wrlMna- to a4.artlers pleMel anantloa tl.la vaitar. I fill w aC " STOVER Psnu,",,u"vi.iii0.,)- a Ly In UfusV t.ilrl bf rrilft.lM La pJtlJITTIn'lBSllXj
