Please
Your Hair
Don't have a falling out with
your hair. It might leave you!
Then what? Better please it
by giving it a cood hair-food
Ayer's Hair Vigor. The hair
stops coming out, becomes
soft and smooth, and all the
deep, rich color of youth
comes back to gray hair.
I m troubled trrastly 1th dan antt
tha rtamtruir n.1 alao .Inn! mj haft from
talllaa out. IIKriN m var. lelT al.o ta
rr.1i.ln IBT rialr la an. 'I. I
MISS MAOUII COOS, Ulrlaa, w. Va.
A ud
by j.O. ayar Oo.. LaaraU. Urn
AIM VUUWWIWI
S.RSAPAR1UA,
MILS.
ututn pecnMUL.
Kngltah Lawyer' Robe.
The Kngllsh bar still cling devoted
ly to Its robe. A solicitor who fur
some reason was not prepared wltb
fall professional costume asked portuis
Ion of London Judge the other day
to appear without It. but the Judge tie
dared that he could give no such sanc
tion. However, to avoid delay, he re
ported to a flne legal distinction: "I
do not give you permission, but If the
other professional gentlemen present
raise no objection I will conseut to
hear you." He was heard, and It may
be trusted that no sacred precedent
was damaged.
CASTOR I A
For Infanta and Children,
The Kind You Hare Always Bought
f3iguatare of
Tike It Easy.
'Boat the time you get to thinkin' that
you're gittin' on a bit.
An' you jingle of your money as you
stroll sod atrut about.
Better keep your peepers open, for your
life ain't over yet.
An' there's always lots of danger when
th cbest is swelliu' out.
'Bout the time yon git to lookin' at your
neighbors with su'prise.
An' a-feelin' sorry fer 'ein cux you've
left 'em in the press.
Tben's the time fate's lookin' fer you
with a club of mighty size.
An' you'll feel tbe rungs a-breakin' in
the ladder of success.
Detroit Tribune.
TITO FfrnunrXIr ComL Koatsornrrrouaness
r 1 1 0 after Sr.! day's usrurlir.Klinr'alirf-at .Nrrra
Httrrr. Send ft Krrf SV trial bout, and trratta.
Ur. R. U. avltot, Ltd., ku Arch SL, I'blladtlpbia, Pa.
Consoling.
Stella Yon seem sad this afternoon,
dear. What's the trouble?
Mildred I can't help thinking about
Tom Green, poor fellow. I er reject
ed him last night.
Stella Oh. don't let a little thing like
, that worry you. Why, I've rejected him
three times in the past six weeks.
For forty year's Plso's Cure for Con
sumption has cured coughs and colds. At
druggists. Price 25 cents.
He Waa Broke.
"Time, is money,- quoted the moral
izer. "Yes," rejoined the demoralizer, "and
I haven't a moment that I can call my
own."
A Heavy Fine.
Under the Elking law, any railroad
company which pays rebate in any
form, or any shipper who accepts them,
ia liable to a fine of from (1,000 to
$20,000, upon conviction. It also pro
hibits the carrying of freight at lees
than tbe published tariffs. The Inter
state Commerce commission is empow
ered to detect and prosecute violators
of tbia statute. President Knapp of
the commission states that since this
law waa passed, rebate paying baa been
as rare aa forgery.
The swiftest dog in tbe world, the
borzoi, or Hussian wolfhound, baa made
record runs that show seventy-five feet
In a aecond, while the gazelle has sbowo
measured speed of more than eighty feet
a second.
Mother will tail an. Wtnslow'i BootMnf
Syrup tbe beat remedy to use for Uwlr children
during the teething period.
Manufacture of Cigarettes.
Official statistics tell ua that 3,360,
487,215 cigarettes were manufactured
In tbla country during the past fiscal
year. If the population of tie United
States Is 80.000,000, if half that num
ber (40,000,000) are males, if three
quarters of them (30,000.000) are of
smoking age, aad If one-third of the
80.000,000 smoke cigarettes, we have
8,300,487,215 cigarettes to divide in a
year among 10,000,000 persons, or only
about 333 apiece, which la leas than
one every day.
A I ADIA APoisonBfcatlicd
lYlnlarrl
The air arising from low, marshy places, damp cellars, stagnant ponds
find pools and from decaying vegetable matter, as well as the gases from
sewers, is loaded with germs of malarial poison. Tbe water we drink, that
has not been properly filtered and purified, is also full of these germs and
microDes, ana as we daily
breathe and drink millions of HA1AMA ijj his system FOB YIAB8
these into the system, to be For several years I suffered with Chills and
absorbed by the blood, the Fever, caused by Malaria in my system, and each
otitir tvvlw hmrina t n fo1 tti summer for several veara I would have a relapse.
effects of the poison. The finally
, . , . nH f lunr tuieu me; 1 nave never ijccu uuuuicu aiuvc
most common form of Ma- A, Mw fc. i .;.. i t c.,
laria is "chills and fever,"
but when the blood is thoroughly saturated with the poison it becomes so
weak and polluted that abscesses, carbuncles, boils, sores, ulcers and other
- skin diseases result. Malaria also affects the liver, kidneys, bowels and
Stomach, producing a chronic state of biliousness that often results in jaun
dice or some malignant fever. In cases of Malaria the blood must be puri
fied before the body can regain its natural health. S. S. S. contains purify
iag and tonic properties possessed by no other blood medicine, and is the
lucai remedy
S. S. S. improves the appetite and digestion, tones up the entire system by
its alterative and purifying action, and Malaria, with all its bad effects, is
Permanently driven from the system. - Book on the blood and any medical
Vice, witliout charge, THE SWIFT 8PCGIFIG CO; ATLANTA, fife
WHERE RELIGION COMES HIGH,
Some Church Pew In New York Coat
Good lel More than a Dwelling.
Many readers have probably hoard
of New York's famous lirace church
,lt Broadway and Tenth street, wtiero
there la a choir of "babies," ranging
in age from 4 years up, which church
is aald to be erected ou land more val
uable even tliau that wberoon St.
Paula at I.o:nlon stands. Here It Is
the custom to offer by auction all pews,
w hich the present owner desire to re
linquish, says the St. Louis IVst-lMs-patch,
and which possibly may have
been In their family ever stuce the
church was built
A few months ago pew No. 40, In
the south transept of Grace church,
waa put up at auction. In the New York
real estate sales rooms for the trus
tees of the estate of the late Henry
Kay. The bidding was started at H)
and rose rapidly to 1,000, when there
was a pause. Then some one offered
another hundred and the bidding ad
vaneed to U,300. and Just about to be
knocked down for this sum when
Hamilton U. King sprung another $30
and secured the pew. .
On being asked if lie was spending
all this money for his own religious
comforts Mr. King stated that he had
purchased the pew for another person,
but whom he refused to state. The pew
is a "family" one and holds six, ia up
holstered in dark red and, according
to the auctioneer, comfortable enough
to foster the highest forms of religious
charltv. The lew In Grace church,
with few exceptions, are owned by
those who occupy them, and when one
does find its way Into the market It
Is eagerly purchased by rich parish
ioners.
One of the most fashionable
churchea In New York is St. Bartholo-
mom-'a In Mmliann avetllie. Till is
known as "The Vanderbllts' church,
for here the millionaires of that uame
worship. Tews in St. Bartholomew's
can often be rented, but now seldom
purchased, most of the pews being
owned by residents of "Millionaire
row." In Fifth avenue. Occasionally.
however, a pew In this church ha
come under the hammer, when it has
brought a considerable sum of money,
as much as .".ih.i having been paid for
six "sitting" near the pulpit
In the Catholic cathedral, close by.
pews are also sold at auction, at times,
and. owing to the magnificent choir
which this church supports, bring
small fortunes.
When Peggy Pokes the Fire.
Wbcu Pcssy pokes the kitchen fire
Siie makes a picture fair;
I lingrr till I miss my car
To see her working there
She takes the poker half way up,
t'erhaps a little higher.
Falls on her knees before the range
Aud starts to poke the fire.
Her slender arms are fair to see,
Bared to her elbows white;
Her graceful movements as she jabs
Just till me with delight.
Left hamled? Oh, but what of that?
I never could quite tire
Of seeing Peggy on her knees
While poking at the tire.
What tho' the coal conies tumbling down.
And one side all goes out;
She says a man cau't poke a fire,
She knows what she's about.
And so she pokes anil jabs away,
While I can but admire
The warlike picture she presents
While poking at the fire.
I often wish to move away
Upon a better street.
Where Peggy could attain the set
She always yearned to cieet.
But one thing ever holds rue back
From promenading higher;
Poor Peg would find gas ranges there.
And couldn't poke the fire.
New York News.
To Prognosticate Storms.
By means of a delicate lust.ument
called the ceraunograph, Kev. Jreder
Ick I Odersbach, professor of chemis
try In St Ignatius' College, In Cleve
land, Ohio, is able to foretell many
hours the numerous summer storms
which come up, often on bright, warm,
clear days, with startling rapidity, and
with dire results to the small craft
along the sea coast and on Inland
waters.
The action of the ceraunograph is
simple and easily understood by any
one acquainted with an ordinary tele
graph system with relay. The Initial
action precedes the adveut of the
storm from one to thirty-six hour.
As the electric disturbance advances
tne coherer U very busy, soon produc
ing a continuous baud record, while
the deCoherer keeps up a constat!
clatter, which finally becomes deafen
lug.
Tender-Hearted. 1
An "imported" citizen was recently
b'ought before a magistrate, says the
New York Sun, charged with having
threatened to kill another man with an
ax.
"What have you to say, Pat?" asked
the magistrate.
"I uiver sthruck anny wan wld an
ax!" said Pat, vehemently. "Yer hou
or, I wouldn't bit a newborn baby wld
an ax."
"Discharged," said his honor.
- into tHe System
my physician prescribed S. S. S. It en-
lor me treatment ui maiaim. 11 ucb-
troys the germs of the disease and builds up the
weakened, polluted circulation. It enters into the
blood and forces out every particle of poison and
waste matter and adds strength and activity to it.
WrrtvaAarai
Bees are attracted to flower by the
bright colors. The eiperlmenta or
Mia J. Wery, a ltelglnu naturalist,
prove that perfume has much less at
traction, and that bouey has none at
II.
Scopolamine, the new anaesthetic
from a Japanese plant. Is adnilnlstereii
by hypodermic Injection aud' Induces a
ecu sleep for eight or nine hours. 11
la claimed to have absolutely uo arter
effects.
China baa Just grauted Ita first pat
ent It la for au electric lamp, tne in-
eutor of which la an Inhabitant of
Nankin, the old capital of the Chinese
empire, who calls his lamp the "bright
mooullght" aud asserts that It is rar
superior to foreign glow lights that
hitherto have been sold at Shanghai
ud other Chinese cities.
Certain French astronomer have re
cently come to the conclusion that the
solidification of the moon exteuda from
the surface to the center, and not, as
the American scientists think, from
he center to the periphery. This view
would modify various existing the
ories. Their conclusion Is drawn from
tbe examination of photographs exe-
uted at tbe observatory for reprodut..
tlon In the new lunar atlas.
The British postofflce ha entered
Into an agreemeut with the Marconi
company whereby messages are now
received at auy telegraph office In the
ulted Kingdom for transmission
from the wireless coast statloua to
ship at ea fitted out with the Mar
coni apparatus. The cost Is sixpence
a word, but no message consisting of
less tliau twelve words Is accepted,
making tbe minimum cost for a mes
sage tis. txl. No one can use a wire
less telegraph lysteiu In Great Britain
without authorization by th postmas
ter-general.
A gramophone which. It Is said, can
be beard at a dlstauce of three tulle Is
late lurentlon. The Instrument Is
uanied the auxetophone aud is worked
by means of compressed air. This I
pumped In by a small engine at a pres
sure which can be adjusted up to over
eight pounds, through a small valve.
which take tbe place of the ordinary
diaphragm, luto tbe trumpet. Th
valve consist of a number of stnitl
slot, covered with a fine comb, not
unlike a mouth organ, and tbe vibra
tion of thl comb produces the sound.
On a calm, windless day It Is esti
mated that, with a high pressure, the
record could be distinctly beard three
miles away.
The ability of some of the most mi
nute of the earth's Inhabitants to pro
duce striking changes on the face of
the land, which Darwin showed wss
characteristic of earth worms, has re
cently been appealed to In attempting
to account for tbe curious natural
mounds seen In Louisiana, Arkansas
aud Texas. Tbe creatures to whose
agency these mounds are provisionally
ascribed are white ants, or termite,
supposed to have abounded In tbe
south central United States at some
former period, when a warmer aud
molster climate prevailed there. In
Cuba, tbe atta, or leaf-cutting ants,
at present build mounds ten or twelve
feet high, and In western Texas their
mounds are sometimes forty or fifty
feee In diameter, although only oue or
two feet In height The ant theory Is
regarded by Mr. A. 8. V eaten as, upon
the whole, preferable to the sugges
tions which have been made that th
mounds In question were formed
either by springs and gns vents, or by
the action of the wind.
ROOSEVELT CUT8 LOOSE.
Hu Tiant of II la Li fa In Reunion with
Cow bora.
Befor dinner the President held a
reception, standing out under one of
the big trees that line the gravel walk.
says tbe San Antonio correspondent of
tbe New York World. The rongh rid
er came up one by oue. Tbe Prel
dent called most of them by their first
name. Occasionally he called a "Bill"
"Jim" or thought "Hank" wa
"Tom," but usually he knew them be
fore they were presented to him by
Lieutenant Fortescue, who stood be
side him.
'Hello, "Ben" " be shouted, aa "Ben"
Daniels sidled up. "If you hadn't been
here I never would have forgiven
you.
'Colonel," aald George McCabe of
Arizona, "do you remember when I
stole that me of green corn for you?"
'Do I remember it!' exploded the
President, slapping McCabe on the
back. "Why, George, that waa the
best tnes of green corn 1 ever had."
'I guess you don't remember me, do
you?" asked Henry Bardshaar, of Pre
cott, bashfully.
"Why, sure!" exclaimed the Presi
dent. "It's Henry, Isn't It?"
Then he turned to those around him
and said: "Henry stole for me. He
stole provisions from the quartermas
ter and one night be stole a poncho
and a Spanish blanket. Say, Henry,
we didn't sleep that night for It rain
ed, but we'd have been much colder If
we hadn't bad tbe blanket and the
poncho."
Several of the troopers had been
waiting for a chance to make a re
quest.
"Colonel," said one, "we ve got some
of our women folk here. Can we pre
sent them?"
"Present them? Well, I should say
you can. Hring tnem up.
The ladies were brought forward a
tittering, embarrassed bunch. There
were wive, daughters, mothers and
sweethea rt.
"Ladlea." said tbe President, after t
be bad shaken hands with all or
them, "you are the only ones I put be
fore my Uougb Ulders." .
Then he turned to the tickled men.
"Boys," he continued, "I congratu
late yon on your good taste in select
ing your wives and other female rela
tives. I certainly am proud of you."
Meanwhile Henry Bardshaar had
been standing around, first on on foot
and then on the other. The President'
eye fell on him.
"By Godfrey, Henry," he said, aa he
wrung the trooper' hand again, "I am
glad you are here. You see." be ex
plained, "Henry wa my orderly tor a
Mm, and vry tints I was m tns
Brine Un h. was there. Kv.ry time
I tood up Henry tood up, too. lis
seemed to tbltik that If I lM
... 1,1. t,itv to net shot too."
There wa half au hour of thl sort
of greetlug, all personal. nd then th
party t down to dinner. It wa a
camp dinner, cooked lit camp otshs
sud served with camp dishes. There
wer a pot roat of beef, corn, pea,
potatoes, bread and butter and coffee.
Th .'resident fell to with an appe
tite that apparently wss voracious. He
had two helping of beef, and at o
much bread and butter that Secretary
Loeb was obliged to replenish the plate
three time.
There are finicky people, not to say.
pernickety, who think the word "bully"
la vulgar. He said he was "bully"
when a rough rider asked him how be
felt, how he liked hie reception, what
he thought of the city, the State, the
country or the universe. Kverythlng
was "bully," and so was he, lie
laughed like a schoolboy ou vacation.
He let down In every way. The sen
trie around the fence were deaf to the
pleadings of the crowd who wanted to
get In, and the President, as he said
himself, "played hookey" from being
President for three hours, and had the
time of hla life.
OUR MEDICAL DEPARTMENT.
Health of Oar PoUliera In War Trusted
Too Much to (.'native or Politic.
In oideu time It was thought cheap
tr to obtain a new toUllcr than to euro
a sick or wounded oue. The whole
Idea of life mtvlng In conjunction with
such a pre-eminently llfe-destroyliu
thing aa war Is modern, and. Indeed,
almost anomalous. Hut a progressing
world demands that reckless and use
less sacrifice ot lire hull stop, and
at last military coiuinaudera, and even
appropriation voters, are beginning t.
appreciate the Importance of keepliu
soldier In tit condition to fight At
least, the Japanese appreciate this.
Whether Americans do Is exceedingly
doubtful. Tbe former provide a large
sanitation corps: make each man In It,
from chief surgeon to stretcher-bearer,
an export In his line; and then supple
ment this with a mass of equally
trained reserves. Tbe I'nlted States
has the nucleus of a medical depart
ment. It is true, but from the begin
ning of tbe Spanish war to the present
time it hae been lamentably deficient
In numbers. We trust to chauce or
politic for the health of our soldiers
In war. but In lH'.W the civilian doctors
suddenly transformed by official ap
pointment Into military expert falle.1
to recognise camp typold until It had
spread like wildfire. In the Japanese
snnv there Is no place for either
chauce or politics. It expert are not
made by flat, and they can recognise
camp disease.
lu 100! our army waa reorganized
and officered on a basis of 1M men,
yet the medical department was rovlc
only lsrge enough to care for 45,u.
Consequently It has In-en necessary In
peace to employ hundred of clvllltu
doctors to meet the army's needs. If
the Putted States Congresa has not ap
predated the potential horrors of such
a situation, how can It be exacted to
go further and provide a reserve per
sonnel of trained military sanitarians
and administrator?
In one respect we have this year
taken a step forward. Heretofore we
have been w.thout any official perma
nent aid aodety. Now an effective and
comprehensive lied Crosa ;vlety I be
ing organised, aud a large and active
membership Is hoped for.
The guiding opinion that money Is
worth more than lives la unfortunate,
ly found also In naval mntters. In our
navy the nursing Is done by enlisted
men, and the surgeon general nas re
peatedly appealed for authority to em
ploy a eorp of trained women nursea
to take charge of the work In ahore
uospltals and help prepare the men for
their dutle a nurse on h!ptard.
But all In vain. Congr,n will not
even consider the matter. In this re
aped the army I fortunately better
off than the navy, for Its nurse conn
of trained women Is now firmly and
permanently established.- -Century.
INDIAN THEATMEN X Or' SICK.
tluparatltloua Cereanoajr that la Often
Laat Hranrt.
The trial In the federal court of
IouIs Brown, charged wltb the mur
der of Walter Itlchardson and Moan
Pettlgrew, brought to light an Indian
superstition that was new to many
people. Heveral year ago, when the
famous Holomon Hotem witch killing
case was tried In the same court, there
was considerable evidence to show the
belief of the Indian in wltdeTaft, and
th testimony In tbe Brown case re
veals an equally weird story.
One of tbe wltnes.se tcHtifled thai
the homicide for which Itrowu was
tried occurred at a "pacliofsba." In
answer to Inquiries as to the meaning
of the word it was explained that a
pacliofsba Is a feast and a part of the
Incantation and superstitious cere
mony conducted over the aick by the
lower class of Ignorant Indians.
When a man Is thought to be sick
enough to require the services of a
doctor he Is put Into a hut, and for
three day no one except the doctor
see him. Tbe docfir goea Into the
wood and gathers herbs, from which
he prepare a potion for tbe sick man
and then keeps a lonely vigil wllh him
At the end of the third day. If the pa
tlent la not Improved, the order Is
given to prepare a pachofaha. Cor.i
and meat, either beef, pork or gnino,
are put In a large kettle and stewed
until the corn Is soft.
All the relatives of the sick man
are entitled to attend, aud they gather
around the kettle for the feast. The
sick man Is brought out and served
first. He Is fed a much as hi stou:
ach can hold, and the other then turn
In and devour the remainder of the
stew, When thl Is concluded a bon
fire 1 built and lighted, tbe crowd cir
cles around and dance to the time of
a weird chant. After this, If the sick
man doe not show sign of getting
better, nothing more is done for hltn,
and he dies or get well ty act of
Providence. Oklahoma Times-Journal.
When an oil well fall to pay, the
stockholders aay: "Ixtt's get a new
auperlntendunt."
The man who blow hi soup, sat
. too fast
"buriedThe unfortunate.
r.,,tv..vr, Oravea Trll
Hunk North' Humanity
For twenty the years Hank North
tai been one of the I. a;U; '
.... "I..vee district, "RX
"" '" . .,,., ,, Ink
front where nuiiinu
It v Is at Us lowest
bis where tragedy
more plentiful
han comedy, where
here Is a dark Huge
o every romane
ind where right
HiitsuesH must press
U uiwtrlU iiginiy
when It paxses by.
HANK Mill III.- I' ""
"(he toughest precinct In "
eat ward In the world." and no on.
will claim that North ever hied 10
plant the seed of virtue In It. hi
fellow la about to retire from busi
ness, and th Chicago papers ar
priming much nbout him.
That even those who dally lire l
amid depraved smronmllnii have a
touch of humanity la shown by th
following from the llecurd Herald:
Hank Smith has his own grave
yard. H" bus certificate fr twenty
.... . ....... u eemeterr
I. . . I,.u.n Hiatal
seven graves in ,.. -
which he bought as occasion uciuium-
ed to bury some poor uiiumui.hi"-.
Yes sir," he said, taking a un
from his afe and showing th. H"
.......I "rv. 'ii mmco i .i -
,.i luitu.HHls. Four or ve u
I hem were women. Several of Ibe
men were musicians uade ly
ilu.lr licndiiuarters. They 'cash-
i.c ,.,t t..l to be hurled. AnNly
rl,,n died while slopping at the St
Uiwren.e - thill's the name of '
...I ....i..r went to the college. If I
had to mortgage the bar fixture I 'l
tluit thev were burled decently.
And It's the same way when any
the boys are taken sick, toil i i
catch ine sending them out to th
county house to be killed. They go to
a private hospital and the bill coiu.s
to I'ncle Hank."
The average dlvekecpcr would have
considered the potters' Held an appro
priate burying place for sm h as these.
Not so Hunk. Twenty seven graves lu
t'nlrag. netery represents an ex
penditure of several thousand of dol
lars, and the sympathy tl"il lead to
such sets suggests that there wer
.i..,ll,t i,.,ultllltle III sili'li a soul
had Its avenues been more prudently
chosen.
KEEPING THE AIR MOIST.
Health KmUnuerrd br " Ksceaatv
Urynraa of the Almahrre.
Indoor tumidity has again Iwit dis
missed by a member of the medical pro
fession. w! take the stand also that
th excessively dry air of house dur
ing the heated seds.in I Injurious to
the human organisation. Iwrainc the
dry air lu passing over the meniiiriue
of the respiratory passages ami tne
skin call for an enormous output of
the fluid elements of these tissues
This plivslchiu. 1'r Henry Mitchell
Smith of Brooklyn, V Y. hold tx
this leads fn glandular overactivity and
its consequent evils, but he does tint
offer the specific proof which. It hu
been aerted, are lacking to show that
direct deleterious effect are thus pro
duced. In his contribution, which wn
made to the Brooklyn Medical Society,
he mention, however, some tests lie
had conducted with a radiator having
an experimental moistening apparatus
Sttat-hed, and he ol. tallied result
B-l.teh ronciir with gciieril beliefs al.)
to the relation of the humidity and
temperature.
He found that with a relative humid
ity, never below " per cent nor above
TO per cent, 70 degree F.ihr was un
comfortably hot, W degrees was warm
and Il5 degree comfortable. It was
determined by repeated experiment
that a temperature of ll'i tn US degree
and a relative humidity of per cent
produced the most comfortable condi
tion, which were In marked contra!
lo a temperature of 1 degrees. Willi a
relative humidity f 3o per cent. The
former felt warm and balmy, he snUl.
and the taller, notwithstanding thn
higher temperature, chilly and dry ami
apt to leave the Impression of draft;-
ness. He did not describe Uie moisten
ing apparatus, but said that the me
chanism was such that the control of
the temperature aud of the moisture
was Independent. -Kngliieerlng Itec
ord.
Indulgence or hi Id re n.
No children of any generation or
country have been Indulged more than
the children of tho present age are In
dulged. Instance of parental control
are exceptional. Children are turned
over to teachers In many case to ji v a
parents from rcspoiisllili.ty and care
which It Is their natural and moral
duty to assume.
The fancy lu some heads appears lo
be that boys should be left to play till
the time; should never be piinlslied fur
their offenses; should not be given the
hard lessons of obedience; should Uiinw
no hard tasks. The truth about the
matter Is that their loose nt.d luipriic
tlcable theories of training the rising
generation would be npt to fill I lie liiu.l
with Idle and worthies uporta.
Bport Is all right. Freedom for the
young Is very much In order. Open
spaces,' rallying grounds, Kwlinuilug
pools and good schools should be
vl.led. In many pliici-H these are iuhv
provided. The main mistake Is mntlo
by those who fancy that It Is all of life
to play. tliilveHton News,
Prolan Heavy Tombstone.
Mra. Hanks What sort of -tombstone
shall we get for dear mother
something elaborate or a plain one?
Mr. Hanks Well, l llilnk something
good and he vy will hu best. Cleve
land Leader.
HI nk Talk.
Violet I wonder If Charley (Jnyhoy
I a good skater.
Kose Oh, yes, I thlftk hu iiniHt be.
At least, 1 heard my brother any that
be Is an awfully high roller. Itelrolt
(Tree Press.
You may think girls marry to re
form the men, but th trouble Heems
to really bo that they sen nothing In
the men which they would cliiingu If
they could.
Women don't "dread" a doctor ui
much as uieu do.
-
i Humorous
"Money make. th. mars t" "J
cau't always niaks th. .tuoumbll. run.
rnw n and Country,
mi.. Kdi.h. "My puy.';;'"..! " '
forbidden in to -'w-live
In your neighborhood r
mv dear, that li- er-lf )'ou .
...',. ..... i,. . I'llecend Blatter.
.III. '' - , .,,.,,
jcnkln. -Vo.l don't ee.u -.
ihi.ut .he fulnr.'. ' ' I ,y
No, that never worries ms tinlll U
i. iiiesunt," Kxchange,
Mrs. Wlse-
How do you use
i.l
Mr. Wise - tin'".
new .un-.' , .
..... I tliHimht o. 'that s why
I fired her this morning
. 'i..i.
IliiStUil
neaeoti June.- In the better l..'l
....I,, ni be made known. .Mr.
., ... -Won't that be flne! I v. alway.
wondered bow old Harsh Wilson wss.
Huston Transcript.
"Ah." said the llltl stlrl who was
....i.w nii.i with culture, "see lbs ''
..." . l...ll.lliiit th '
i.e.ntifi.1 with his band, skillful. -
Chicago Itecord Herald.
..v a full of alt l'
, ...i.t a voting ii'" " K1'1
.. .... L.t.... i.. let hltu see her h.uu
"That may be," was the reply
don't go with a crank."
"but I
"Here, take this rifle!" cried th. rv
..n.i ahi.tviiian: "the lcopar.1 n
caped If you find hlui sh...t Idm
the spot." "Which a stall, air?" gasped
ha iireeu employe.- Kxchange
ii.- v... -Weren't sir
M, i.. when volt heard that lUrry had
., l..fi ma a widow?
lh
.in-. .... ....
1'iicle- - Well, mi. That about a
I
ever cs.pcctc.1 he would leave you.
1...1......V,,,. ur vou were alone
when vou committed the robbery
Nltro Hill - Ves. yer honor. I allu J'
Mail little lotx alone. When ei ''
u tl It's ten ter on h turns o'U dl
honest - Judge
Utile Willie- I say. p. wnai is a
empty title? I" -An empty tin. '
..m. la your mother' way of referring
to ...e as the bead of tha bouse when
there sre visitors preaetit.-- Ulssgnw
Kvenlng Times.
I'm sure I saw a est over In tint
corner." sat.l Tommy, sitting up In bed.
"No. dear; g t sleep." said Ills liiolh
ir: "it was Jut Imagination." "Ha
a maglnatlon gt shiny ryes?"- I'hll v
delphla l-edger.
Mother Kthel. you naughty child,
v hat have you leii doing to tusk
Charley cty ao? Kthel l only been
sharing my ed " '" ""
d.ar mamma Vou said II so nice.
- Il.irper's Itnsnr
Tor go.slii.-as' iske! What's that
iiol...? I lie girl l.eit ib"r Is having
l.er voice cultivated " "Huh! Appar
( ,.,.tiy the proems of cultivation hs
r.-nched the harrowing season
Philadelphia Press.
"I have Just been otTlclstlng at a
w.Hsleti w .siding on the West Hide."
.aid the parn "Htn.iatli.gr' quer
ied the punted friend "Ye.." l
plained fl.e good liisn. "I married
couple of Pol.- " Chicago News
Fweddle 'Hist rteatiire actually
I. .Id me to mlud my own bualiiea.
know! I holly In impertinent
wretch! Pwe.ldle I'o.ltiveiy itia.ir.
It.g A If to ttisliiusle. don t y'kuow
tl at I wss In business. --Cleveland
Leader.
Itlcekcr My congratnlstl.ms on
yctir marriage Willi ilia manning
widow, old man. I knew you called
mi her occasionally, but I had no Ides
you Intended to insrry. Meeker -Neither
did I until she had It all ar
ranged. I'ncle tleorge-I have read your ar
tlcl over, and I must say It show a
great deal of originality. Arthur
Thank. I'm sure! I flattered mysrlf
there were some Ideas lu It. I'mie
tieorge- Oh, I waa not apvsklug of the
tHrtniKKltlou, but of the spelling!
Nephew I'ncle, I'm lu love wllh
the dearest girl lu all the world. Hh
has golden hair, blue eyes, the w hitest
uf teeth and a figure I'ncle (Inter.
rupllngv - My dear lxiy, I really can't
consent to your marrying her unless
she has five figures, st th len.t
Brooklyn Life.
First Passenger - Would you be
ginHl enough to lend me your specU
lies moment? Kecoud Passenger-
Ctrtalnly, sir, wllh pleasure. First
Passenger Oh, thsiiks. Now aa you
can no longer read your newspaper,
will you please hare the kindness to
pass It over to me?"
Buy's Kssay on Breath: "Breath I
made of air. We brent lie alway with
uur lungs, except at night, when our
breath keeps life going through our
noses while w are asleep. Buys that
slay In a room all day shnuhln'
breathe. They should wait till they
Ket out doors."
Two old men were always contra,
dieting and deriding on another.
They wer friends and liked to be to
gether, but all their talk wer made
up of sneers and scoff. On windy
day last week they fell Into an argu
ment ou the question ur high winds.
They disputed bitterly na u which of
them could remember the most windy
day. The younger of tha two snld:
"Well, Josh, I mind the iiiurnlii' o'
Aprlle four lu eighty-three when twin
so all fired windy that It took th
crow two hours to fly from th ten
acre lot to their root In the back
canon, a fly o' less'n a mile." "Hhtick,
William," said the older fanner, "I
mind days so windy that th crow
had to walk home,"
Hpanlel Aid Aiiopiiiter.
A woman wa arrested at Paris for
shoplifting not long ago and It waa
noticed that she carried a blight I, Hik
ing King Charles spaniel ou her arm
mo ponce nappeneti to examine the
pup rather carefully and were aur
prised to find that It was trained to
noip tne woman at her graft, The dog
was sciiooihii to snatch a piece of lace
In lis mouth and then hide It head
miner tnw womsu'i arm.
A stout man leaning against a eoitn.
ter In the drug stor, putting a clgui
aiway toons ncu.
MISS MAMA niH'llArtME.
Bvsry Woman In America la liitereatn
In Thl Young tllil a r.xptrlum.
XJ k Jt,fcll.t.I..Jl .
watw JVhiI real, Con,
I'llVIC CATARRH WAS DC
STROYING.lllUirC-.rt:.
RU-NA SAVtD Will.
Mia Marl Ibiclmrme, 13 St. Klluk
U.lll sUeel, M.tiitteal, Can., wr.lea;
"I am sattallevl that tbuiiuinls n
women Buffer becanae they do nut real,
tte bow Ud they really nwl Irratiueul
an, I feel s iistural delicacy In c.uni.lt.
lug a physician.
"I leit Uillv (or years, had lerribl
pin, and at time wa unable to at.
tend to my daily dolics. I tr'-l lo
cure in v.. II, but filially my atteutiun
was called to an advertisement l I'mi.
ti In a aimllat caao to iiiluv, and t de
rided to giva It a trial.
"M Imtwasrmrnt hegan B soon a I
alavtsd la u PeriHMi and Ssmmi
mt! wumavn. I feel that I owe my It ant
mv braSti la your wand tut medklna anal
ttatrtusS asknowtrdga Ibis l.t."- Man
Out ruarme.
Address l'r. Hartuiail, I'reeldent ol
Th Hart. nan Nanitarluiii. t'.ililtubtis,
Ohio, ("I lira mcltcsl s.lvl.w.
All c.rrrapindeiics strictly rMifldn.
list.
Hug Appetll of I be Hplitrr.
The spider has a tremendous pp-
tlttt and hi gormandising detle all hu
man coinHtttln. A iictitlt who care
fully noted Spider rtmauiuptlon of
fiiod in '.' hour rnneltloled Hint If th
plder wrre built proportionately to th
human scale be would eat at daybreak
(approximately) a small alligator by T
a. m , a lamb by U - ui , a young
ranielopard. by 1 o'ctm-k s heep and
would finish up with a lark pi la
whtcb that were I'.H) lilt 1.
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