The Oregon mist., March 10, 1905, Image 4

Spring Medicine
There to no other hmob when good
medicine to to much needed as in the
Spring.
The blood to Impnre, weak nd
impoverished e condition indicated
by pimples and other eruptions on the
face aud body, by deficient vitality
lots of appetite, lack ot strength, and
want of animation.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
and Pills
Hake the blood pure, vigorous and
rich, create appetite, give vitality.
strength and animation, and cure
all eruptions. Have the whole family
begin to take them today.
" Hood's Sarsaparllla has been nsed In
our family tor torn time, and always with
Rood results. Last spring I was all ran
down and got a bottle ot It, and as nsual
received treat benefit." Miss Biuma
Boicx, Stows, Vt
Mood's Sarsaparllla promisee) to
Sure and keeps the promise
sll
Old Farm Days.
Ion may brag about yer city with
its dad-burn'd style.
But yer ancle's hud (-plenty to lest him
for swltile.
An' I'm thinkin' kind o' ser'ous o' coin'
back sg'in
'Way bsck to the Bresh Crick bottoms.
to my ois boms an' km.
Where yer 'quainted with yer neigh
bors, the rich as well as pore.
An' every body's welcome who enters st
yer door.
The latch-string's alius hangiu' out sn'
joy comes sn jist stays.
An' so I'm longin' for the pleasures o'
tbs ois farm days.
Ths cellar's full o' apples sn there's
tntera in the hill.
An' wheat to do till harvest stored down
st Thompson's mill:
Ths stock is in the stables an' there's
feed enuff fer each.
An ths wood-shed's rnnnin' over with
good ois season'd beech.
Ths woods Is full o rabbits, sn' ths
bresh is full o' email.
An' the coon dogs' a-yelpin' on the frisky
possums trail;
My ois armcheer's a-waitin' near ths
back-logs' cheerful blaze.
An' so I'm pinin' fer ths comforts e' ths
ois farm days.
Edwin C Davis.
lie Rldra a Wheel.
"Look out for the man riding along
side a car ou a bicycle." remarked a
Central detail detective the other day.
"The street car workers have a new
dodge, and the man on the bicycle Is
part of the game. He's the 'outside
man,' as It were.
A grafter gets on the ear and the
car is followed by the guy on the
wheel. When 'the goods' a watch or
acarfpin is taken by the fellow on the
car be throws it to his pal on the
wheel, who gets away with It. If the
guy on the wheel sees trouble ahead on
the car he gets away, but not without j
first getting the stuff from his partner
If be can.
"It's a slick game, and puzzled us
for a while, but we tumbled to It by
recognizing one of the crooks on
wheel." Chicago Inter Ocean.
A Russian "Volunteer."
11 is orten said that Russians are
soldiers "born;" occasionally, however.
one Is made to order. An English vis
itor In Moscow was In one of the side
streets recently when his attention
was attracted by the scuffling of feet,
the swlsb of a whip, and the sound of
loud words.
Looking across the way, he saw a
stocky fellow in a blouse, flat on the
ground and stoutly resisting the efforts
of two soldiers to set him on his feet
and make him go along.
The Englishman turned to a man In
official uniform at his side, who also
was watching the struggle, but with
out excitement or interest
"What's the trouble?" asked tba
Englishman.
Ths official shrugged his shoulders.
"There's no trouble." ie replied. ' It's
only a peasant turning volunteer.
Crafty Man.
But," protested Pboxy s young
bride, "you promised me when we
were married you would give me any
thing I wanted."
o. near," replied I'noxy, "l was
careful to say 'anything you were la.
want of.' You are not In want of a
sealskin sacque. Philadelphia Press,
"Sfl
Columbus, Ohio, May 19, 1903.
Some four years ago I was suffering
from impure blood and general run
down condition of the system. I had no
appetite, was losing fiesh, and had an all.
fone tired feeling that made me misera
Je, . I began the use of S . S. S., and
after taking seven or eight bottles my skin
wasdearedof all eruptions and took on a
ruddy, healthy glow that assured me that
my-blood had been restored to its nor
mal, healthy condition. My appetite was
restored, as I could eat anything put be-
fore me, and as I regained my appetite
I Increased in weicht. that :' S 1 1
, , , , ? . lii t.i 1GCA-
Ine which worried me an tn,,M. .t;..
peared, and I was once ajain my old self7
I heartily recommend S. S. S. as the
best blood purifier and tonic made, and
strongly advise iU use to all those in need
. oum mcuicinc. VICTOR &TCBBIN3,
Cor. Barthman and Washington Ave.
Wheeling. v. V.. M o9
My system was rundown and my joints
j'aiucu me cunsiueraniy, 1 had
used S. S. S before and knew what it
was, so I purchased a bottle of itandhave
taken several bottles and the aches and
pains are gone, my blood has been cleas
ed and my general health built np. I can
cHuy w 11 as a uiooa purifier and tonic
1533 Market St. .John C Srsm.
If you have any
symptoms of dis
ordered blood
write n s and our
physicians will
advise yon free.
Our book oa
blood and skin
diseases sent free.
.Tba Swift Socclfio Comouv. Atlanta. 6s,
Gruuiblluf Customer What's ths
reason you raise the price of your coa
every month? Dealer Well, we find
the people keep on paying It. Chicago
Tribune.
"Don't be ashamed of work," sal
uncle Eben. "Sometimes de man wlf
de wheelbarrow aln' got nlgb as much
trouble as de man wlf de automobile.
Washington Star.
"It Is difficult for people to get what
they really deserve In this life.
la difficult for some of us," answered
Miss Cayenne: "others have to dodge.
Washington Star.
Spellbinder I've nailed seventeen
different lies during this campaign
Voice from Audience Have you got
union carpenter's card, cull J Louis
vllle Courier Journal.
They've added another man to the
force working on the new postoffl.ee
building." "Is that sot" "Yes, one
of the boys employed became of age
yesterday. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Money doesn't make the man." said
the high browed and, haughty youth
"No." answered Senator Sorghum,
doesn't make the man, hut sometimes
It makes the candidate." Washington
Star.
Wanted a Circus: The Child Are
you the trained nurse mamma said was
coming? The Nurse Yea, dear; I'm
the trained nurse. The Child Let
see some of your tricks. Brooklyn
Life.
Bride George, dear, when we reach
our destination let ua try to avoid glv
ing the impression that we are newly
married. George All right Maud
you can carry this suit case. New
Yorker.
"I wonder why they call these apart
ffients 'Oats? Tbat doesn't mean any
thing." "No. perhaps the niau who
first Invented them happened to look
t the building plan sldewlse." Phila
delphia. Press.
Another Victim? Newsboy Great
mystery! Fifty victims: Purchaser
Here! I say! There's nothing In your
paper! Newsboy That tne mystery.
guv'nor. You're the fifty-first victim
Illustrated Bits.
She must be a very brilliant worn
an, for I hear tbat she says so much
that Is worth remembering." "Indeed
she does. She teaches the multiplica
tion table In the primary grade.
leveland Leader.
Pat's Trouble: An Irishman came to
doctor complaining that he had
noises In his head. "Ol have thlm arl
the tolme." he said, "an' sometolmes
Ol can hear thlm fifty feet away!"
Ipplncott's Magazine.
Why did the congregation hurry
out so suddenly after the benediction?"
"The sexton makes them leave their
umbrellas In the vestibule, and those
who get out Iste haven't much of a
choice.'" Cleveland Plain Dealer.
She Was Worried: The Minister
My dear madam, let this thought con
sole yon for your bnsband's death. Re
member tbat other and better men
than he hsre gone the same way.
Bereaved Widow They haven't all
gone, have they ? Tit-Bits.
Just Avoiding a Cuss Word: Grnyce
War! War! War! Gladys What on
earth are you hollering "war" about?
Grayce I Just struck my tbumb with
the hammer. Gladys Well, what's
war got to do with It? Urayee Don't
you know what war Is? Louisville
Courier-Journal.
She Meant Well: "Now, Tommy,"
said Mrs. Bull, "I want you to be good
while I'm out" "I'll be good for a
nickel," replied Tommy. "Tommy,
said she, "I want you to remember
that you cannot be a son of mine un
less you are good for nothing." Ixuls-
Vllle Courier-Journal.
Dentist (who has pulled the wrong
toothy I see how I msde the mistake.
I counted the molars from the back
instead of the front. You don't seem
to bare cut your wisdom teeth yet,
young man. Groaning Patient That's
evident from the choice I made of
dentist! Chicago Tribune.
Directions for Cse. The Inventor of
a new feeding bottle for Infanta sent
out the following among bis directions
for using: "When the hsby Is done
drinking It must be unscrewed and laid
in a cool place under the hydrant. If
the baby does not thrive on fresh milk
It should be boiled." Collier's Weekly,
FRANCIS JOSEPH
Austria Kaiser Has lleeit t.o Vpo
His Throne.
The Austrlau Kaiser has sat longer
upon the throne than any other King,
bis ocupancy now being well Into the
67th year. Us la 75 years old aud bids
well to live to celebrate the sixtieth
anniversary of his coronation, steps for
which are now under wsy. Ills poet
tlon has been anything but a bed of
roses. Tnougu be presides over en,.
000.000 subjects, he Is far from belug
a happy man. - He kuowa Hungary
will leave Austria upon his death and
tbat the dual kingdom will be no more.
His closing days have beeu embittered
by the suicide of the crown prince tin
der disgraceful circumstances at Mey
er I Ing the only sou who could have
preserved the Integrity of the empire.
Family troubles came thick and fust
nd yet beneath the load be has the
love of his people such as no other
potentate In the world command.
There are some 22 ruces to be appeased
under his rule, whose divergent aspira
tions are as wide apart ss they well
can be. Yet, when disputes are sub
mitted to their sovereign, every claim
ant departs perfectly satisfied with the
ruling, for they feel that exact Justice
has been meted out to the disputants.
Francis Joseph Is truly a sagacious
ruler. In his cabinet his conclusions
Ayers
We know hat all good doc
lors think of Ayerrs Cherry
Pectoral. Ask yourown doc
tor and rind out. He will tell
Cherry
Pectoral
you how it quiets the tickling
throat, heals the inHamed
lungs, and controls the
hardest of coughs.
" Avar's Oierrv I'eetorel It well !
our rnniT. w )ihik 11 la tlx ' luosicnie
In th wotlJ for ftuiNtia ami eolL. "
K.4.TIS rarawia. reulama. Cat.
1V Me.. SI .St. J.O.iTMW.
for
AH ill"
Hard Coughs
One at Arer'a Pilla at bedtime wll
hasten recovery. Cently laxative.
ODD FREAKS OF LIGHTNINd.
EMFIRoa FRAXi-IS JesrrH.
are accepted without question, yet dis
cussion Is as free ss tu any law-mak
ing body of Americans. No other ruler
bss to pass upon the Innumerable aud
delicate problems una voidable In a
polygot state w-bich, excepting llua
sla. Is unparalleled In the Old World.
He has been llkeend to some beneficent
grand seigneur of mediaeval history
wbose single aspiration was the pros
perity and happiness of every one of
his sabjecte. Ills tact, dignified kind
liness, sense of rectitude sud far-see
ing discernment have prevented war In
dozen Instances and ended untold
racial contentions which threatened se
rious consequences. Loyalty to his
person ts the most distinguishing char
acteristic of the millions who glory In
bis supremacy. At each recurring an
niversary of bis birth. Dec. 2, the cere.
monies in honor of It take ou added
splendor. The exercises begin with a
thanksgiving msss In St. Stephen's Ca
thedral, which the Kmperor, his suite
and the great men of the nation at
tend. This Is followed by a military
mass In the great Church of Our Sa
vior, a native edifice erected two de
cades ago on the ground where Fran-
da Joseph miraculously escaped sssas-
slnatlon, and which wss paid for by
popular subscription. At this service
the most Impressive religious eereino-
11 In the world takes place, ao.nno
soldiers taking part. To roll of drums
and the clarion notes of the bugle this
soldier host presents arms at tbe ele
vation of the mass.
Beauetlmre It Makes KUhllht rkote-
gratiua on lta Victim.
One of the fantastic tricks which
lightning plays upon Its unfortunate
victims is a kind of flashlight photog
raphy. TUere are uuineroiis Instances
of this which are more or less "authen
ticated." but they seem almost too
wonderful to be believed. One of these
Is of a young mull III New Jersey who
was struck by lightning and was taken
in an ambulance to the hospital at
once. There si-emed to be no wound
except a sins II mark on the hack, but
while the diM'turs and nurses were ex
amining him a picture began to devel
op on the sklu. Soon before (he won
dering eyes of the watchers appeared
a perfect picture of Christ nailed to
the cross. The explanation la that on
the wall opposite the bed on which the
young mail lay was tbe picture which
was reproduced 011 his sklu.
Another Instance ts of a mail who
was struck by lightning, sud on his
chest were nil marks, resembling the
tree, with all its brunches, under which
the mail was standing when he wss
killed. I'roin r'ntiu-e conies the story
of s peasant girl who was driving a
cow from the pasture when she wss
overtaken by a sunn, snd she snd the
bxik refuse under the tree. A bolt
of lightning kllli-d the cow and stunned
the girl. W hen she recovered con
sciousness she found on her chest s
picture of the cow she had been drlr
ing. The chatelaine of the castle of llena
tonuaire was sitting in a chair in her
salon when the chateau wss struck by
lightning. She was uninjured, but on
the back of her dress was found a per
fect copy of the chair on which she
had been sitting, down to Ms minutest
ornament. These are a few of the
many strange pranks which lightning
plays upon us. Chicago Chroulcle.
WHEN fOWKS winn NIW.
Hew TkslrUse Impressed a Led ke
rirst Time "he Hew Tbse.
A lady who saw forks used for the
Brat time at a dinner of Henry III. of
France records her "Impressions 01
the occasion. Henry had In IMT been
tendered a magnificent reception In
Venice. At this entertainment forks
were used. The royal guest observed
them with much Interest end Iminedl
ately Introduced them to tbe Freuch
court.
It seems from the account of the
lady, who had never used thetu be
fore, that some others were In the earns
predicament. Mhe writes:
"They never touched the meat with
their fingers, but with forks, which
they carried lo their mouths, bending
their necks and bodies over their
plates.
"There were several salads. These
they ate with forks, for It Is not con
slilored proper to touch the food with
the Hugei-s. However difficult It may
lie to inn n ge II, It Is thought belter
to put the little forked Inatrumvut lu
the mouth tliitu the fingers.
"The artichokes, aaparagtia, peaa aud
besna were brought, It was a pleasure
to watch them try to est these with
their forks, for some, who were less
adroit than the others, dropped as
many on their plates and on the way
to the mouth'sa they were able to gel
to their mouths.
"Afterward s great silver basin and
pitcher of water were brought, and
the guests washed their hands, though
It seems ss If there would not be much
scent of meat aud grease on them, for
they had touched (heir food only with
(hose forked instruments."
You Can Oet Allea's root-Ease FREB.
Writs Allss K. Olmiisd, U Hoy. N. Y , tor a I
tns Mui.l ot Alum s r..l . It eune
milii. bol iwollsn. si hlns tssi. It mstss
saw or eight ( A rensla n lot
corns. liirowtnlisllt snd tiunhini. Alliltuf- ;
(lili Mint. tne. isn tscwpi maj iui ;
Am KtpUaallun.
Look!" exclaimed a lady lobercoiu-
panlun at the matinee, "there Is Mm.
Oldine In thst box. Her hslr la t
black now, but I'm positive It wss
Hires ked with gray tbe last time 1 sa
her."
"Very true, dear." replied the other,
"but yon know her only brother died
three months ago.
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rromoles niftc.lion.ChiTrful
m'ssnikl Ih'sl I'oiil.itm lu'lllrr
Oiniuii. Morphine nor Mun'rul.
Not Nam c otic.
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Latest ajiander '"'a Has.
"I csn cure you of that peculiar af
fection of your neck, nisd.nii." the pby.
tlclau ssld. "but I shsll hare lo pre
scribe a most heroic remedy."
"Nut a surgical operation, doctor?"
What has that got to do with the ' f,"rd hl fulr ""","
Million In Out!.
Palwr'n New National Outs yielded la
AIuli., 2W l.u.. in Mo., ;'.V liu., in N. D .
31 l u . and in 3D other turn from 150
to 3" XI bu. per acre. .Vow tins Oat if gn
erally grown in HHI, will l. millions of
bushels to tlie yield anil millions of dol
lars to the farmer s puiae!
color of her balrj" asked the first
speaker.
"Why. don't you miderstsnd?" re
joined her friend, "ribs' la mourning."
f 100 Reward. 1100.
"Worse than that, iiuidsm," he re-
Joined. "For six month you uniat re
fraln sbsolutrly from turning your
hesd lo glance at the attire of auytiody
whom you happen to meet ou tbs
strecl."t'hlcsgo Tribune.
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Mark Twain's F'trei Money.
While traveling recently Mark
Twain was asked by a friend and fel
low passenger If be remembered the
first money be had ever earned.
Yes," answered Mr. Clemens, puff
ing meditatively on bis cigar. "I have
distinct recollection of It. When I
was a youngster I attended school at
a place where the use of the birch rod
was not an unusual event It was
against the rules to mark tbe desks In
ny manner, the penalty being a fine
of $5 or public chastisement
"Happening to violate the rule on
one occasion I was offered tbe alterna
live. 1 ioiu my ismer. ana as no
seemed to think it would lie too bad
for me to be publicly punished, be
gave me the $5. At tbat period of my
existence 15 was a large sum, while
a whipping was of little consequence,
and. so" here Mr. Clemens reflectl- ely
knocked the ashes from his cigar
"well." he finally added, "that was
bow I earned my first $5." Hal I more
Herald.
The IxH'onmi lee' at a Cv.tl Kater.
The total coul production of the
United Htutes Is now at the rate of
1,000,000 tons per day, and the con
sumption of coal by railroads Is equal
to 40 per cent of this, or 400,000 tous
per day. The fuel bill of a railroad
contributes about 10 per cent of the
total expense of operation and 00 to
40 per cent of the total cost of run
nlng the locomotive. A locomotive
will consume 011 an average of frjAj
worth of coal per annum, and for a
road having an eqnlpmeut of l.ijm
locQnotlves thescenl bill .J apyioxi-
mutely 10,000,000. Railway Age.
A Pantpkia-fie ....
Old Doddridge ste his frugal lunch
Of milk and pumpkin pie.
And fell to musing, as be ste.
Ot dsys thst were gone by.
Ths pis a rich aroma sent
To bis reflectiTs brain.
And, oh! the pictures it called np
And old-time conntry lsn.
Aa old-time country lsne. with grsss
All straggling by the side:
A boy, who trudged slong the path,
With basket at his side
A jolly boy, wbose eyes wer keen.
Who fslt Inclined to sing.
And ssw the glory of the fall,
And ths fun In everything.
And then he ssw s comely girl.
With cheeks of honest red.
Who smiled st him with sunny glancs.
And tossed her sbspely henil.
He ssw the old school house again
And heard ths teacher speak:
And on the rosds of frozen snow
Hs heard the wagons creak.
He saw the shellbark hickory tree;
Hs ssw the kitchen door;
He ssw the pantry shelves again
With pumpkin pies galore;
Hs sniffed the tsng of cider sweet
The bloom of days gone by
And then old Doddridge wakened up
And ate bis pumpkin pie.
Baltimore American.
Under Other Conditions.
A young medical student came face
to face with a dear, kind, fatherly-
looking gentleman, with white hair and
of highly respectable appearance.
They both stood transfixed. The
same idea flashed across both of them.
"Your face Is familiar very famil
iar; but I can't remember where we
have met so often."
However, the friendly impulse was
carried out.
They shook bands warmly snd de
parted, still ignorant of each other's
name and occupation.
But tbe young man was determined
to solve tbe problem, and be seized on
a waiter and said to blm:
"Tell me, waiter, who Is that distin
guished stranger with the long white
hslrr
And tbe waiter whispered lowly:
"Please, sir, that's the pawnbroker."
Hanging a Nvythn.
as a you m isnuiei tveuster was
somewhat opposed to physical labor,
but be was quick at repartee. While
mowing be complained to his father
that his scythe was not properly hung.
Hang It to auu yourself, Dun," replied
tbe paternal. The boy Immediately
hung It on a tree near by. "There,
father. It's hung to suit me now."
"The men generally," said a snappy
woman to-day, "seem to .be In favor
of us women living the Hlmple I,lfe;
because they think it would save them
atone."
ilomebuildcr Vellow Dent fm mn
like s weed and yields from 157 to 0
bushels and more per acre: It's the big
gest yieMer on earth!
Saber's Spelt. Iteardlesa IWIer, Mars
roni Wheat. l'e flat. Million Dollar lirsaa
anil Knrlicst Cane are money makers for
you, Mr. Farmer.
Jl'ST rtn THIS 50TICT A"0 10fl
in stamps to John A. Salter Seed Co., T.a
Crosse. Wis., and receive their big catalog
and lots of farm seed samples. P. C. I..J
Speechless.
Two workmen were engaged in dig
Sing a well when suddenly a portion
of the earth gave way, falling 00 and
knocking down one of tne men. His
companion called to him and listened
anxiously for a reply,
"Pat, speak, man!" cried Mike again
from above. "Are ye dead'"
"So. .Mike," canie the answer, wltb
a. groan. "I'm not dead, but I'm
packless."
Without more ado Mike set off for
help as fast as Ills legs could carry
hlin. Thumping loudly on the door of
Pat's klnfolk. he summoned help, ex
plaining that Pat bad been knocked
spnchless' and was burled by tbe
earth In the well.
"Who told ye so?" was the unei-
pected mutter of fact Inquiry.
He told me himself," retorted Mike.
Indignant st his word belug doubted.
"and. begorra, woman, If ye don't be
lieve me come ami ask him, snd he'll
tell ye It's the truth I'm speaking!"
London Taller.
A Holt Aaswer,
Mrs. Newcomer iol morning!
thia Mr. Teacheui's private school?
Mrs. llhnks thotlyi Indeed It Isn't.
This Is s private house, and (hats sre
my own children.
Mr. Newcomer (hastily) t thought
it must be s school, because ths clilldrau
looked ao cultivate,!, and educated, snd
scholarly, snd snd rsnued, yon know.
Mrs. Illlnsa (genially) Oh, res. of
course. Come In snd sit down. I.ncy.
call in your aix brothers and hvs sisters,
snd introduce them to tha Isdy, while I
get ready to go around with her and
show her whare Mrs. Test-ham's school
is."
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$25 Pr Day
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Austin Well Drills
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M fit i,.f 1
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For Cupboard Corner
St. Jacobs Oil
Stralht, ttronff, aura, la tha bast
houaahokt ramady for
Rheumatism
Neuraltfla Sprains
Lumbago Bruiaca
Bachache Soreness
Sciatica Stiffness
Priest. 25c. and 50e.
PIso's Cure la s good couch aitdlcina. I
It bes cured cutirha end colds for forty
ysers. At druggista. -a cents.
ShopploB Treabtee, J
"To morrow is my wife's birthday
and I want to buy a present tbat will
tickle her."
"We hare a nice line of feather
boas."
"No, no. I mesn something that
would tusks a hit wttb her."
"Anything In hammers?"
"You misunderstand."
"I want sometblug striking thst M
"Ah, you wish a clock."
"That's sll." Cleveland Plslu Dealer.
Mothers will Snd Mrs. Wlnslow'i BootWrj.
Syrup tba bast remertr tonaa for their ablldraa
during lbs laatbiog psriod.
Hard on Them.
Illrke Isn't It awful the wsy Dum
ley brsgs of bis ancestors?
Wicks Ves, It excites my sincere
piiy.
Hicks Pity? Nonseuse, the chump
doesn't deserve any pity!
Wicks Oh, I don't pity him, but bis
sncestors. Catholic Ktandard and
Times.
FITS,
BEAU I Co.
Um. Agfa.
ill Csma'l hlk
fort Ural. Ot.
Dr. C. Gee Wo
Wtliirful Hon
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SAVING "(ilVK MK A
SfKNTCIfJAIl'WIIKN'
BY ASKING 1 OH A 1 1
"CREMO"
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AMKIUC'A
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hfd Baal Cuiwh Ijrup. Taatas Ooui Das f"f
Ltl '"i. Sold bT-4rnffii.ta. kM
Parnanaotlv Curad. Mo
after Srat uM..rl i, vn...'..i . .
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n. .iii,umi ,tb ., fbllaO.lybli, ffc
A Well-Known Pact
Meglatrate What bava you to ssy
to ths chsrgs of bslng drunk snd disor
derly last night?
Prisoner Vwi know, y'r honor. II.. 1
w'sn a man is drunk, hs thinks he's'
aoner. ana 11 s ths other people Is drunk.
Msglstrste V m ye, I have heard
so.
. Prisoner Tlist's hew It wss, y'r hon
or. Th' perllcewisn wsa drunk.
Ear and Hultan.
Wbat Hultan of Turkey has ever
commanded (be suppression of the lan
guage and blalory of a vassal state?
What Hultan has prohibited the edu
cation of a section of his subjects?
What Hultan has restricted the bene
fits of medical aclonce and closed hi
sanitariums and watering places to a
section of his subjects? What Hultan
bus ordered the massacre of his own
subjects without provocation? What
Sultan has tortured children to convert
mem 10 111s ralth, making them kneel
tipou sucks of shot for eighteen hours
a day until they embraced Moham
medanism, and caused those who
would not be converted to be kuouted
to detth between the ranks of his ao.
dicreV HiibhIu as It Ueally Is,
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Tiur
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pay until Hi t.ils.r I, Imrt.
it wss given the highest swarl
at llm Oregon Plata I sir, held st
haletii last f.tll. Wrltn fur "ur
lh-s-riptlve ('atal'.g.ie nl lucubv
tors snd llrmKlers ami our time
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