The Oregon mist., January 20, 1905, Image 4

Get Rid
of Scrofula
Bnncbes, eruption, Inflammation, sor
Ull of th eyelids nd are. tit of the
bones, rickets, dyspepsls, ceUrrh. wsstlng,
re only sow or the trouble It cuci.
It I very otlv etll, making hsvoo ol
the whole system.
Hood'sSarsaparilla
Eradicates It. cure ell It msnitestatlons,
uid build up the whole system.
Accept no iubstltute.
tSKIMOS REUNITED TO WORLD.
TnoM f Greenland' Keel Coeet Agmla
la Touch with CWlllsatloaw
Tlie Eskimo of th et ooat ot
Greenland have been reunited to the
work!, titer having forgotten, Prnap
for ttisny ye re, the little) they ever
knew ot It, say the Philadelphia rub
Uc Ledger. Th Danish aupply steam
hip Godthaab ha returned to Copen
hagen from a visit to Angmagsalik. a
tation established by the government
for the Duroose of improving the con
dition of the Greenland native and
developing a trad with them. It la an
Interesting enterprise, because Den
mark' dealing with aboriginal ar
humanizing and philanthropic and the
material it had to deal with her wa
In its natural condition.
As far a I known, th nativea of
Greenland' east coast bad never come
Into contact with the whit race until
twenty years ago, when they were dis
covered by Capt Uolm. Danish ex
Dlorer. It wa six year later before
anything more than fragmentary Infor
mation about them wa given out, ana
then Denmark published a sumptuous
work in three volume devoted to th
, people and their habitat rrobably no
other book o exhaustive and costly
has ever been printed about a handful
of primitive people. Ttey numbered
only 6-18 when they wer discovered.
The aupply ateamshlp report at
Copenhagen that the East Greenland
station Is In thriving condition. It has
almply transformed the life of the na
tive. They have knives, timber, metal
point for their barpoona and a hun
dred comforts and convenience they
never knew before. The Danish gov
ernment buy their oil, fur, akin
and feathers. The station take every
thing they have to sell In exchange for
the commodities they require.
A way has been found around the
glacier jutting out into the tea which
ao long barred attempt to travel
around the south end of Greenland. A
few partie have made aledge Jour
ney to the Eskimo settlement of the
west coast and some of them have set
tled there. They have never beard of
spirituous liquors.
They are pure-blood Eskimos, the
only unmixed natives In Greenland, ex
cepting in the Smith sound region: but
their features are thinner and longer
than those of other Eskimos, and they
are a little taller than those of the
west coast They bave the dimmest
tradition that their fathers came from
the north, and considerable evidence
has accumulated pointing to the prob
ability that they are the descendants
of natives who reached northwest
Greenland from the archipelago north
of our continent and then skirted the
north and east coasts of Greenland to
their present abode.
Wonderful Alabama Cat,
I bad a cat once remarkably Intelli
gent even for a cat He could turn a
knob of a door with his paws, fetch the
paper when it was thrown over the
fence, carry notea to the grocers, and
perform other stunt creditable alike
to hia head and heart
One night I waa reading rather late
In the aitting room, when I noticed the
cat rub up against my leg and start
for the door, and when I failed to fol
low he would return and repeat the
performance. Alclblades (that waa the
name of the cat) was so Insistent that
finally I decided to follow him. He led
me np the stairs and Into a room. Go
ing np to a closet the cat tapped upon
the door with its paw. Understanding
the mute request I opened the door
and much to my astonishment discov
ered a negro man crunched down in a
corner of the closet I seized him snd
with the help of other members of the
household delivered him at tbe station
bouse, where he was recognized as a
badly wanted burglar. Birmingham
News.
In July, 1883, 1 began to break out with
Eczema on my head, legs and arms, and
began treatment with local doctors, bnt
did not get much relief. They said the dis
ease had become chronic. I then quit them
and tried various ointments and soaps for
another two years, tut as soon ss cold
weather came I was as bad off as ever, so I
finally decided to let medicine alone, and
for twelve or thirteen years did nothing
towards coring the Eczema, except bath
ing. This seemed to do about as much
good as anything I had tried.
During the time I lost about one-half of
my hair. I began S. S. 8. doubtful of a
cure, because the disease had run so long,
but soon discovered your medicine was
doing me good, and continued to take it
I tued seven bottles, when I waa com
pletely cured , nothavingaainglespoton
err body, which before waa almost com
pletely covered, 1 F. C. Norfolk.
1017 Hackberry St., Ottumwa, la.
The head, feet and hands are usually
the parte affected, though the disease ap.
pears on other parts of the body. While ex
ternal applications allay the itching and
burning temporarily, it is the acidsthrown
off by the blood that cause the irritation
and eruptions upon the skin. The acids
must be neutralized and the system cleans
ed of all humors and poisons before the
cure is permanent
S. S. 6. is guaran
teed entirely free
of Potash, Arsenic
and other miner
als. Book on the
skin snd its dis
eases sent free.
Medical advice
furnished free.
Tbe Swift Speolfio Company, Atlanta, 6a,
H CURES HINC Alt UU FAILS. T
hA Bwt Co ilk h Mjrrup. ThM Oaod. UN "1
!3 to ttraflL Hold by dntffflu. sM
"ra, wbut's capital punishmentf
"It's the six months' sentence man
gets for stealing a million dollars."
Chicago Record Herald.
She My. but Mr. Flaxyman 1
stingy. He I should say so. Why,
he wouldn't laugh at a joke unless It
was at somebody else's expense. Ex.
Clara Did you lose your presence
of mind wheu he attempted to kis
you? Maud Yes, for a niouieut why.
I nearly told hlui to stop. aew-iora
er.
Chauffeur Is there an ordinance
limiting the speed of autoa In this
town? Native No, they can't get
through too quickly to ault us. Brook
lyn Life.
Foreigner What Is th slgnlflcsnc
of the eagle that Is stamped on Amert'
can money? Cnlted Statea Citizen It
Is the emblem of It swift tight De
troit Free Tress.
"My sake! How well your hus
band Is trained. How did you ever do
It?" "1 didn't. He was a widower
when I rot blin. It saves a lot of
trouble." Chicago Record-Herald.
Margie If you don't quit teasing
me I'll tell mamma and she'll tell papa.
then papa will whip you. Harry-
Then I'll cry and grandma will give
me some candy, and I won't give you
any. Ex.
"Did you notice bow I moved the
audience last night?" asked the am
teur elocutionist "Moved Isn't th
proper name for It." rejoined his criti
cal friend. "It waa little short of a
stampede."
Little Willie Say, pa, la the pen
mightier than the aword? Pa So
some people claim, my son. Little
Willie Then why don't tbe Russians
arm themselves with fountain pens?
Minneapolis Times.
"I'm sure I saw a cat over In that
corner," said Tommy, sitting up In
bed. "No, dear; go to Bleep," said his
mother; "It was Just imagination."
Has a maglnatlon got shiny eyes?"
Philadelphia Ledger.
Mr. Skinflint Tbe raper says skirt
are to be worn longer than ever. Mr.
Skinflint Well, you needn't be figger
ln on me weariu' mine any longer.
I've worn It five year tbl comln'
fall!" Harper's Bazar.
Passenger This train la nearly on
hour behind time. Is it not? Guard-
Yes; but that's all right. We'll get in
the usual time. Fassenger What time
is that? Guard Two hours late.
Glasgow Eveuing Times.
"I thought Snieargle was s friend
of yours?" "He was until lately. I
had to drop him. He waa always
wanting to borrow money. "Refused
him sharply, did your "No, I lent
him some." Chicago Tribune.
"She's a lovely girl, and so simple
in her tastes. I told ber that I hadn't
much of an Income yet but that I
hoped I could provide for her every
want" "And what did she say?"
"She said that would be all she could
ask." London Tit-Bits.
Caller Kitty, Is that your parrot?
Little Girl No, Indeed, ma'am. The
folks next door left him with us when
they went away on their vacation,
'Fore he begins to talk I want to tell
you that he doesn't belong to our
churcll. Chicago Tribune.
Wife John, don't you think that
our house Is altogether too small for
our present needs? Husband Yes;
I've been thinking seriously of putting
an addition to It. Wife Something in
the shape of a wing? Husband No;
something In the shape of s mortgage.
I shot a rabbit the other day. Some
kind of a warden came out of the
bushes and objected." "That was a
game warden." "No, It wasn't" "Why
not?" "Because there was nothing
game about him. He ran when I point
ed my gun at him." Baltimore Her
ald. "Yes," remarked the party who
sometimes lets an audible thought
cape, "it's a sure sign a man is get
ting old." "What's a sure sign?"
queried the youth with tbe rubber hab
it. "When be goe around telling peo
ple that be feels Just as young as be
ever did." explained the noisy thinker.
"You know bow father Insists upon
talking all the time whenever Skates
comes to call on me " "Yes." 'Well,
we fixed him up last night We got
blm to read the Russian and Japa
nese names In the war dispatches, snd
his Jaw was soon so sore that he could
not talk above a whisper." London
Tit-Bits.
Jennie That spiteful Mrs. Chatter-
ton said your husband was old and
ngly and that you only married him
for bis money. Nettie And what did
you say, dear? Jennie I said I was
sure you didn't do anything of the
sort Nettie Did you ever meet my
husband? Jennie No; I never bad
that pleasure. Nettle I thought so.
The Farmer's Vacation.
The ambitious tiller of the soil, who
is interested In his home and labor,
always finds plenty to occupy his at
tentlon, and is never more content
than when .thus engaged. There are
other members of the family, bow-
ever, whose labor Is more confining
and tiresome. On their account, if not
his own, they should Keek some diver
sion occasionally. Too often we see
cases where that lack of diversion
from the cares and trials has resulted
Insanity or nervous prostration.
With the younger members of the
family "all work and no play makes
Jack a dull boy," and Invariably is
also the reason why be Is only too glad
a chance to leave tbe farm when
occasion presents. Tbe opposite Is
equally deplorable, for all play and
no work Is very liable to make blm
worthless In after life. Those brought
up In our rural districts are not usual
ly subject to the latter "disease," for
during most of the year work pushes
the majority of our farmers instead of
them pushing it The only way for
tbem to find time for something out
of tbe usual routine Is to "take time."
We have noticed that tbe women on
the bill boards are mighty free with
the word "villain wbeu the talk to
the men.
LIT IDLl THINGS DO GOOD
Articles Test lo Not Us May D
oaieane KUe Muck Good.
Uo up to your attic, look about your
bout and how many thing ar ly
log round that you cau not only dis
pense with, but which are alio really
In your way, that would brlug a meai
ure of comfort and happiness to others
le fortunate than yourself. '
Look over your' old clothing and pick
out the articles that you will never
wear again, but which would prove a
real godsend to some poor girl out of
employment or who have so many de
pending upon thetn that they can not
(afford to buy necessary clothing for
thetncJve. Do not keep those things
until they become useless, thinking you
may need them some time. Let them
do good now, while It Is possible.
Perhaps you have a number of pret
ty, but useless old Christum -presents
which you hav been keeping for year,
merely out of a feeling of aeutliueut
Why uot make some poor children
who, perhaps, never bave had a Christ
mas present happy with those things?
They made you very happy once, and
they will do so again, when you know
that they are making this Christmas
brighter and happier for other.
Look over your books. lick out the
duplicates, or the paper-covered ones
that you have read, aud give them
away where they will be appreciated.
There are probably booka lu your li
brary, or lying around the house, which
no one has looked Into for years, or
will read for year to come, which
would be of inestimable value to boya
and girls who are trying to educate
themselves under great difficulties.
Pass them on. Tbe more you give
away the more you will have aud en-
Joy. Tbe habit of stlngluess strangles
happiness; th habit of giving multi
plies It
Perhaps you have damaged or old
piece of furniture (towed away In the
attic which would add greatly to the
comfort and brightness of some poor
home. Go over your china closet and
see how many odd or chipped and dis
colored dlshe are lying there uuused
which would All an embarrassing want
In many a poverty-stricken home.
When the fit of generosity comes
over you, when you feel your heart
softening with humn sympathy, go
about the house and pick up every
thing you do not need and send them
away oc their mission of love while
the Impulse Is upon you. Do not let
selfishness and stinginess try to con
vince you that you would better keep
them, that you may find some use for
tbem In the future. Your Impulse to
do good Is a divine Inspiration. Be
ware how you smother It or let it
pass by. Success Magazine.
A SIMMER'S PLEASURING.'
Mary Makepeace sat down In her
favorite chair In her own room, and
threw her head back with a long sigh.
"No words can tell how glad I am that
I've made my last visit for the sum
mer," she said. "Now I shall have
some peace, not to mention pleasure.
"My dear," said her mother, re
proachfully.
"I mean It" returned Mary. "Of
course I like change of scene, but I
am tired of adapting my whole life to
other, as I am expected to do as a
welcome guest"
"My dear!" said ber mother again
"Think bow kind everybody has been
to your
"Tbey meant to be they were kind,"
Mary aaid, wearily, "yet I feel as If I
had barely escaped with my life, and
you will admit that is not Just the
right kind of after-feeling.
. "Let me tell you, mother," Mary con
tinued. "At the Fosters' I changed my
hours for rising, for retiring and for
eating my meals. At the Lanes'
changed father's politics for of course
I haven;t any of my own to please
Mr. Lane, and I bad all I could do to
keep from changing my religion to
please Mrs. Lano.
"At th Jenkins' I changed all my
views about what constitutes diversion
to suit the family In general. At the
Pages' I entirely changed my point of
view concerning music and books. And
at the Nevlns', where I waa ill.
changed my doctor, and took stuff
which I felt sure would poison me, Just
to please them.
"I ate cheese, which I abbor, and
gave up fruit, which I like, at the
Flsks1. I slept with closed windows
at Great-Aunt Maria's because she is
afraid of a breath of air, and drnnk
twenty-one pints of hot water the four
days I was at Cousin Thomas' 'to flush
my system.'
'No," said Mary, in a firm voice. "I
pay no more visits for months to come.
Home-keeping youth may bave homely
wits, but If I go about much more I
shall not bave any wits at all."
Youth's Companion.
African Lakes Vanish. ,
In 1859, some distance southeast of
Lake Nyassa, In Central Africa, Liv
ingstone discovered Lake Sblrwa, a
body of water about thirty miles long
and fifteen miles wide, which bas now
entirely disappeared with the excep
tion of a few ponds In Its bed. Lake
Nyaml, discovered by Livingstone at
tbe same time, has also disappeared.
The cause of tbe change appears to be
a gradual drying np of bodies of water
In Central Africa. As marking the
results of a single huif century the
changes named (with no doubt others
equally Important, bnt not recorded;
show a rapidity of mutation In those
Inland waters not equalled elsewhere
in the contemporary geographer's sur
vey. -
Too Sensible to Give Up.
"Will you promise," she anxiously
asked, "not to do anything desperate
If I say It can never be?"
"Yes," be replied. "I think a man's
a fool who goes to the bad because a
girl refuses to love blm."
"Then I will be yours." Chicago
Record-Herald.
Canada's New Pacific) Itoad.
The new railroad through Canada to
the Pacific coast will pass through
vast regions never heretofore explor
ed, Falling in love Is easy and delight
ful; but It 1 not so easy getting out
sS2a
Lights the Kir on Time.
There are not many Inventions of
foreigner patented at th I'ultcd
State Patent OttW, but occasionally
a good one, generally out of th or
dinary, I ent there and a patent ap
plied for. In the Illustration below
will be found an apimrtus, the Inven
tion of an Australian, which contains
several good features. It 1 called a
time Are lighter, and the uievhunlsiu
I to constructed that by placing It
under a Are the latter can be auto-
MATCH LIU11TS AT TIMS DESIRED.
utatlcally lighted at a predetermined
time. Its use are varied, not only for
domestic, but for manufacturing pur
poses aa well. The clock Is set similar
to setting an alarm clock, with an at
tachment for regulatlug and project
ing a trigger at the time determined.
A match 1 Inserted In a slot design!
for that purpose, and when the right
moment has arrived the trigger Is re
leased, which projecta a bolt In con
tact with the match. Tbe surface of
the bolt is rough, so that tbe friction
which la caused by coming In contact
with the head of th match Ignite th
Utter.
Emll M. G. Colnian. of Melbourne,
Victoria, Australia, t the patentee.
PellTery Chute.
Many of the uuuieroua Inventions
patented contain novelties more theo
retical than practical, and for this rea
son never get on tbe market The
Ideas ar generally good, but when It
comes to putting them in use It Is
often Impossible to do so. A delivery
rbute, which Is exceedingly novel In
Its features, is shown in tbe lll.iatnt
tion, and it Is a device that could read
lly be used for a great many purpose.
It is a common sight to see several
men delivering barrels aud storing
tbem In the cellar of a building, the
usual method being to allow the barrel
to gradually slip down a pair of ropes.
RZOl.-I.ATES SPEED Of THE BAKKFU
Of course, the barrel could not be al
lowed to roll down the steps or chute,
for the velocity attained would bo
sure to cause damnge or possible In
Jury to anybody that happened to be
In the way. This seems to be a cum
bersome method In comparison to the
one shown here. This Inclined chute
Ik constructed similar to ordinary
chutes, with slilo extensions to guide
the course of the barrel or package.
A Little Lesson
In Patriotism
Let our object be our country, our
whole country, aud nothing but our
country." Daniel Webster,
Gen. Wlnfleld Scott has become 10
well known as a very old man, prob
ably on account of bis portrait having
been taken when
be had reached nn
advanced age, and
that most of us
seem to forget that
it was in youtb
rather than In bis
old age that he per
formed those ser
vice for his coun
try which distin
guished him above
bis fellow-soldiers.
Bcott was still n
young man when In
WI5FIKLD SCOTT.
the war of 1812 he directed at Queens
town, on the Niagara River, a series
of engagements In which were blend
ed, according to one historian, the most
perfect plan of arrangements, the most
undaunted courage, the most disas
trous defeat and the most triumphant
success.
The battle of Lundy's Lane brought
Bcott Into action again. Although be
was wounded early In the engagement
he fought on, gallantly charging the
enemy as they advanced.
War after war followed In the ca
reer of the soldier until finally the
Mexican war brought to blm bis great
est glory. It was one of the most pic
turesque campaigns of history, daring
In conception and exctitlon.
Despite his yeats. fJen. Scott served
In the Civil War until he was no long
er able to bear the hardships of tbe
camp and the field. Few men can
show such a long reconl of service for
their country as can he. He served
from 1812 until November, 1811.
Ills entire life was devoted to tho
cause and the welfare of the United
Stules. In defense against foreign In
vaders, lu advances Into the enemy'
On on ld the extension I divided
tuto ultable eetlons, each eootlou
controlled by a brake operated l7
mean of a lever placed opposite th
entrance of the chute. ly operating
th lvi.r the lower end of the exten
sion Is pulled across the surface of the
... ....,- it-...,.
chut toward the opposite sine. "
the barrel has Iteeu started on Its Jour
nee down the chute It naturally gains
momentum, but by application of the
brake of th first section Its apeea is
diminished, or It can be stopped en
tirely. As it passea through on
tlou the necessary brake Is applied, so
that It can be brought gradually 10 a
standstill at the bottom.
Charle W. Weld, of Southbrldge,
Mass., Is th patentee.
Apparatus for Firemen.
Few persona, except the small boy
who Is going to be one wheu he gets
old enough, realise the many dangers
firemen face every day Of their lives,
but statistics prove that only a very
small number di a natural death a
falling wall or other part of a burn
ing building geuerally carrying death
to some brave fire fighter after he ha
spent the greater part of bis life on
sirruta rnraii ata.
duly. Just think how often a fire
man Is called upon to enter a build
ing full of denne smoke, to rescue
some person who ha already been
overcome, and the wonder Is thst he
Is not supplied with some protection
for his own life. Thero doe not seem
to be any reason why lie should uot,
for Instance, wear an appuratus like
the one abown In the Illustration, lie
could then with absolute safety to
himself enter any burning building,
with an added cha"nre of saving any
lives that might be endangered. The
upper portion Is made In the form of
a hood or mask of airtight and (Ire
proof fabric, to he placed over the
head of the wearer, with gl clos
ure for openings for the eye. There
Is also a rap opposite the mouth, which
closes against air from without, but
opens for the discharge of exhaled air
which has ln-eti bp'stln-d. Itencrvolrs
which coutuln compressed air or oxy
gen for sustaining life arc attached
to the back of the wearer by strap.
and connected by a tube to the back of
the hood, with valves for regulating
the supply. The compressed air can
thus be readily supplied from the re
crvotrs to the Interior of the hood, to
be breathed by the wearer. After en
terlng a building (tiled with smoke t
fireman using this apparatus could re
main for some time, while his hand
snd arms would be free.
Charles E. Chaplu, of Berkeley, Cal.,
Is the patentee.
country, in protection of the frontiers
In the struggle to preserve tho I.'nlon,
Wlnfleld Hcott wa ever ready to do
all In hi power for the sake of tbe
country he loved. Chicago Journal
Ancient hnlm.
. Seats more or less rcnenihlliig itoola
that Is, seat without hacks were In
general use among nation possessing
a certain degree of civilisation In pre
msionc times. What. those were like
In the early historic period we know
from an examination of Egyptian
monuments, from a study of tireek
vases or from Ktrurlun or Ilotnan an
tlqultle that are stored In Kurnpean
museums. The Kgyptlun- deities are
seated generally on granite blocks, the
backs of which are raised a few Incite
only, giving a distant resemblance to
a chair. That the Egyptians had seats
more comfortable for domestic use Is
possible, but we have every reason to
suppose, although they poSMcsiied a
high degree of civilization, that their
Idea of borne comforts was not that of
modern times.
Tbe common people probably sat on
blocks of stone or wood or sprawled
about on the ground with some sort
of carpet that also served for a bed
The Etrurians, ancient Inhabitants of
taly before the arrival of the Romans.
appear to have preferred the recl!ninK
posture, in wnlcli Uiey are usually rep
resented on the sarcophaguses In the
museums.
Btrnffgllng with the Language.
A story Is told of a Uermuii teacher
at an American girl' college who was
not thoroughly acquainted with the
English language and the college ilang
had not helped ber In solving the puz
zle. She bad heard tho girls talk about
going off on larks. Returning one day
from a picnic she said to ome of the
girls, "Oh, I have been on such a' ca
nary." She startled hor class one day
by complaining against somo of the
cold days of September, saying: "Why,
It was so cold one day I hurl to stny In
my room all tho morning and sit with
my feet over the transom trying to
keep warm."
An equal suffragist on a farm Is as
rare as a churn In town. There seems
to be something about the easier lif
In town that makes women discontented.
a itannv Ifors.
Bald th man whos aquln acquaint.
1 nee outnumber the unmans It know
Intimately, and who aeeuii t It!
"Ther la a wl old lwr belong
ing to a grocer lu Wentworlti avenue,
and h might appropriately b called
th children' friend. Th star I
clou to a choolhouse, aud this nor
friend of mln pnd much of hi
tlm tudlug In front of th lor
wheu hi wagon I not lu coiuiuls
Ion. "II ha a habit of standing with
hi forefeet on the sidewalk gnslng
Into the store. At such time the chil
dren fairly swarm on him. They Jump
Into the wagon and hold the win!
they climb on top of and walk under
neath the kindly animal, and he look
beiilgnantiy dowu upon them, aud Is
often rewarded for hi good nature
with bit of sugar and candy and oth
er thing that horses like.
"There are few happier face In
town. If you know how to read horse
faces, than tula of my four legged
friend. May n llv long ami alway
b a happy." Chicago Inter Ocean.
.. .. i,i. i-iire fur Con-
aunibtlonn' mired wtih end oold. At
druggists. Price M rem,
The MHIereek I'hllospher.
Tbe man who can dress In th latest
home.
statesmen.
If I though! an elastic currency
l,l huln ma alret.'ll 11 T Credit 1
should certainly pull 'or It
Politician usually v.. a they prey,
-Cincinnati Coiumi rclal Trlbuu.
TO CURE A COLD IN ONU DAY
Tata liallv Drama UumlM T.bl.n. ll4m
(i.t rvniMt lb. auur it u ttiu M run. w
Urvvo'a aiaaiura la oa mm a "
Feminine Diplomacy.
Husband Why I It, my dar. that I
oor hear yen aak auy una If your hot
la on trsi(ht, a 1 so ofuo nr other
women do?
Wife Well, If you must kuow, It Is
bees ue I love you so much.
Uuabsnd But I fall to e whit your
love for m hi to do with It
Wife Why. luat think buw It wtmM
disgrace nd humltlst ynu If I r to
call any oue'a attnutluu to tbs only rsl
I hav had In three year.
N. It. And It cam to pna thst en
th following Bunday ah appeared In
th very latest creation et tb uillliusr'l
art.
CASTOR I A
lot Infanta and Children,
The Kind You Hare Always Bought
Bear th
Signature
According to the committee of pub
He accounts, wholesale "grafting" pre
vailed on th Urlllah sld during the
liner wsr. Kor example, out of a to
tal sum of Sl.'r(MKiO Issued to the lin-!
perlal ycotnuiirr committee, i'j:ii),il j
cannot be accounted for. Of WK!
mules shipped to Ilelra, on the Routh
African const, l.VH died at sea and the:
remaining Ml "cannot be traced far-'
ther than Belra." A for remount, j
out of 617. OO hone and lU.Ouu mule
upposed to have been sent to Africa,
31.4'IS horse nd 6,Sirj mule cannot
be accounted for.
Boft wood is now nrtltlclallr bardrntd
and toufclienei! hy a urocrM of vulcaui-
l.ig.
riTB rmnanrnllr Canal. Nofluor nmoiunaat
UO aftr ant ?' oa lir. K lli,' w,.l M try
Itaatonr. im1 r,w rrn)l irlalboUlonrMlin-alM.
Lit. Il II. Klin., UO., Ml An h nk, VtlUtollla, fa,
Final Leap-Year KfTorl.
"Hare you a alaurr aakrd Mis Will
ing of her brother' colleg chum.
"Aim! no," h rplid. "Hut I hv
often longed for th lootblaf Influauc
of (later' lore."
"How d," h lfhd. "Hut forta
aately you may b abl to acur a aat
lafnctory aulntltutt."
"And what I tliail" queried th young
at n.
"Why. th lov of com othar fel
low' aiater," anawared th artful maid.
One of Her Habit.
Brntlmental II My dar, yoa actu
ally look iwmI snouf b to eat.
l'ractlcal She Of couraa; and that's
Just wbst I do thru or four lima dally,
llotbtiawlll Boil Mr: Wlnalnw'a Mootblnf
Syrup lha ba.l rained r toua lor Itnlr chlMrtu
during lb twilling period.
HerOiWiish7
"Too told me that when w wer wr
rled yon would that my every wiah
waa gratllled," remarked th brid of
few week.
"Welir replied ber husband, rather
curtly.
"Well, I wlh I was single sg.ln."
1'hlladelpliU 1're.e.
How It Happened.
Oersldlne Did you hear ahout Miss
Elilerlcigh's elopement?
Ksuieralda Klopementt
Ueraldins Yes. Her bora ran sway
with her yesterdsy.
A GUARANTIED CURE FOR IMLHS
lutiln Wind, HlMln or Prnlrudln( fttn.
Your tiiiMlal will renins money It fAH OiJVT
MKNT ralle In ear ynu In la M any. luu
Heroism In Animal.
Animals ar capable of what we
should call berolm In man. In one
Held ws donkey, In another a horse,
Through th first want a msatiir and
made for tbe ass, seized blm by the
throat pulled tiliu down, and that so
suddenly thst tb donkey looked like
ly to be killed. The horse In the next
field leaped the hedge dividing the two
pastures, collared the dog with his
teeth, swung blm on the fall Hull
teeth, swung him and Ilk a baseball
player .caught blm on tue full with
his heels. The mastiff was whisked
over the hedge which the horse had
Just crossed, and the donkey wa left
In peace to recover from his wounds.
RUSSELL EN - BOILERS
pa lit aaa
mills High Grade
B s Machinerv
Writ for Catalogue and I'rlces
Ayers
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral
quiets tickling th roils, hack
Ins coughs, rain in the lungs.
It relieves congestion, sub-
Cherry
Pectoral
dues Inflammation. It heals,
strengthens. Your doctor will
explain this to you. He knows
all about this cough medicine.
W )' u4 Hr rhrrr rwl Ik
r t.mur f-r t nn tr Ihrnal Mil hn.n
UvuSIm nit ihlnk mwltaiM it,"
Mm. A. I'vssaoV. Abwinwua, Mln.
WM l.
Alt ,trr,il.l..
J.C trail en,.
rll V...
for
Weak Throats
vr e -Clll iiroatlv aid ron
Purely eu !, gently laaatlva.
What' lb Matter.
In a certain tewn In th North ot
t mI ...f lt,M,. la a ShIiIii. tacit la at,n
I .,.,..1.! 1... .... Kik. .
.... ,,..
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t,m''
'Who's therr demanded th shop.
keeper from an upper window.
"rib b! Don't mak a ools, but
com down aa quickly aa you can,"
wa th reply.
Thinking something aertoua wa lb
matter tb man area and atol down
stair.
Now, what' tb nstterr b In
quired. "I'ull your lln In quirk: you htv
got a bite," roared th tipsy on a t
erratically turned a corner.
Two Way.
Mf latrats iett ar charged, sir, wltk
trying to rouitult suicide.
I'riei.ner I ws driven to It, yew
honor driven t It by a woman.
Magistral It'ro! Did sb refuse
you, or nurry yoqf
To curb his wife' ettravsgsnt habit,
a carpentrr In ItedapMt keep her lorked
In th houe ou week day, but kindly
tela brr out on Bundaya, when tb stare
are vhed.
When mother hear of a young girl
who like lu lake rare of liable, they
make aa muck ot bar as If sb wer
pudding.
Dakar, a r'reurfc port In "Senegal, Weal
Africa, la being connect ad wild Frame
by s direct cable. Th r-mnectlng pulal
on tb freiirh aid will be Ureal.
During twvlr hmira an average of AO,
T.'M) foot paMt-ng-1-r t'e"l over )llmk
frlsra Krldge. k'Ul over Umi'Iuo. liriilg
and -M.!Ci over Bouthwark Hrldg.
LAND SCRIP FOR SALE"
r.'fi- rt-twr) trr.,4 for wcurlfig ittl
In inir it.Htliv lu tfttniiitf, irrttitiy,
divert trf UtTtbr tftiitl without, ttiUfii,r
tir Iffipftitviutnt for atiest low rt rt rk
bCM frivtm
m
tVtl.
tr f rtHt,
to tuM.MjrU.lftt I
FERRYvS
SEEDS
lha imUa1 eftet yean'
leei. i hf ameye 4tMW
ta lafmM end autwH
ttrniM. A II l.el, wll
Qtiiein (mi ! aeamsa
nmm4 aee.el a.
rna ua requvet. f S
D.M MtOo
oitseit, hiom. . f
"All Sign Fall in a Dry Timet
tn ikin or tiik nan
KKVr.R rAlU l!i A WKT TIM!
la anlarln Towee Stlefeae,
a tu.tumar wrltaat 'f ftnaay
lAey ell ae at! WjiSI If la
Sire iht ruh' en Mm."
, Thle onflrteae la the eub
growth ot lit; nlo year of
careful maaaraeliarinfl.
A. J. TOWKIl 00. eSIaenn,
lloeton, I'.a.A. erftWl&l
Tower Canadian Co, ffAstl
IJiiillml s"jr
Tomato, Canada "MBKJP
sfaWr warrant' tret Weal? CtotJMrg
. For the Stujy of
BOOKKEEPING
SHORTHAND
Is important. We
can show r;aulti,
fok every one of
our grjoWei arj
employed.
Write for our Catalogue
HOLMES BUSINESS COLLEGE
Y. H. C. A. BUf. POFTUND, ORE.
P N U
No, j - leos
WIIKN writing loulrertleara pleal
mention II, le paper. I
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The A. H. Ayerill Machinery Co.
P0RTLAN1
OREGON