The Oregon mist., September 23, 1904, Image 4

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j aaa
darSBDOrua U unquesuona-
My the greatest Mood and
is.; :t..,. lMn I
HW BUIWVTU. IW
r, t&uuveiy ana permanenuy
cum every numor, irora
. Pimples to Scrofula. It is
'the Best.
Blood Medicine.
Show Taloe, of Note.
well known minister la tolling an
anecdote about a brother clergyman
who wai required unexpectedly to of'
flclate at the funeral of a man con'
earning whom ha knew nothing. When
ha arrived at the town where the de
feated had lived be bad Just time to
make a few Inquiries about hla traits
ot
and achievements, the results
which be noted on a memorandum,
His eulogy at the aervice, as reported!
waa about aa follows-
n.tr dose hmther whom w. mo.,
.r ... . m.n r rr rhrM
and ahllltv. He had the mental eanac
If. nf to.fflrrln hi. n).
"
"
Daniel Webster, the tsct or a"
again consulting hla memorandum
"Henry Clay, the pertinacity of a"
another reference "Ulysses 8. Grant
We cau only mourn him with a pro-
found and eorrowfut resret now that
be has gone to meet his" another
reference to the notes "God."
A Omsoling Thought.
Bramble Yea, I'm ngty, I know I'm
agly; but there is one grand conaolatioa.
Friend What la that?
Bramble If ever I should become
grest, and the American people should
resolTe to erect a statue to my memory,
they won't he able to make uie out any
oilier than I am.
The Reason Why.
Drummond, Wis., Sept. 19 (Special)
Whole families in Bayfield county
re ainsing the praises of Dodd s Kid
ney Pills snd the raaeon why la given
in experiences such aa that ol Air. I.
T. Wold, a well known cittsen here.
"I had such pains ta my back that I
did not know what to do," says Mr.
Wold, "and aa I came across an adver-
tisement of Dodd's Kidney Pills I sent
for a box. That one box relieved me
ot all my pains. My wife also used
them and found them just what she
needed. I recommend Dodd's Kidney
Pills ss a sure cure for Backahe, and
other Kidney Troubles."
Backache is one of the earlieet
symptoms of Kidney disease . Dodd's
Kidney Pills core it promptly and
permanently and prevent it developiug
into Rheumatism, Dropsy, Diabetes or
Bright s Disease.
Aa Amplified Woman.
"The car was entirely empty, with
the exception of one man," said Miss
Myra Kelly. "He was the reverse of
the car. As I entered he rose, niad
me an unsteady but magnificent bow
and said:
" 'Madam, phleashe be kind 'nougb
to asahept thish plasbe.' There was
nothing else for me to do, so I thanked
him and sat down.
"And for twenty blocks Chat Idiot
bung from a strap, awaying In the
breeze, with not a soul In the csr
but ourselves. Occasionally I have
been taken for other women; but I
never before had any one think that
I was a car full.'
rn TtrmumuTvana. ssBwrnnnma
lO itorflmd.r'iiiMofDr.Kline'.anrtK.m
orrr. Send tor r re S trial bottle and ti
h. miM. Uoag Arcs ss, rminn!., fa, I
Served Her Bight.
He Alas! methlnks your heart
cold.
She That's a fact I should have
heeded mother's advice.
He Mother's advice?
She Yes. She advised me not to
wear a thin waist until It got warmer.
lfotbenwill find in. window-. Soothin .
7rnpth. b remedy to um tor UielrcMMraa I
during the teething period.
Kisses and a Hat,
"I was talking to my little grand
daughter over tie 'phone the other
day," said Judge Parker recently to
a few of his friends at a hotel In
Albany, New York, "and when I end
ed I ssid:
"Here, Dorothy, Is a kiss for you.'
MKhe mwilied 'Oh n.h.w o-rnnrirta
rlon'r ton Vnnw thr . kiu . h
telephone la like a straw hat'
"I said: 'Why, no. sweetheart, how
la thatr
'It's not felt, grandpa."
PBS
lack of Diphtheria, which camenearprov-
ing fatal. Upourecovery the elands of the
seek were very much enlarged, and after
we tree use ot iodine, the right one was
1 1 A 1. , i . . , f. I
ICUUUCU W lis uurmttl uzc. UU( Uie ICIl I
wTr.r.T:: :' . 7: "
aw. which beiran to nrrnnn th inH.
pipe, causing difficult breathin?. and be-
came very painful. An incision waa made
and a large quantity of pus discharged.
The eland was removed, or as much as I
could with safety be taken out. For ten
years I wore a little piece of cloth about an
Inch long in my neck to keep the place
i . : .t.:..i t i f a- , '
vim, , iuuuk uita uuic a iuu ui nave n I
cut open by the doctor every time I took
coldortheopeninecloeeed. IntheSnrini?
oresjiy summer ot ii4i was persuaaea
uy my .ut tu u?c o. o. a., wmcn i am,
strictly in accordance with directions, I
took twenty-six large bottles, and was en
tirely cured, for I have not suffered since
thst time. B. S. Ragland.
Royal Bag Mfg. Co., Charleston, S. C
Only a constitutional remedy can reach
an hereditary disease like Scrofula. When
the blood is restored to a normal condition
-a . r..i j . -j
there is gradual return tohealth. S.S.S. "
uuiuoauuiuiuiuucwsiisBrecameaoii
is well known as a
blood purifier and
tonic. It is the
only guaranteed,
strictly vegetable
remedysold.Ifyou
have any signs of
Scrofula write us
SrWeia"
will advise vou free
T.lSwmSpeclfloCoBpai.y.Atlal.tA.Gi.11
ii n
ROfum
TENDENCY OP OCCUPATIONS.
ICoaaaaercial and ladastrta Pwrewlas
Have, til Calk
i .uaa, fi uaiar urvuuia in mr iaai
twenty ran a commercial and Indus.
I trlal pop ami tar ceased to t a
Pople with whom agrtwtture li th
UfMlomlninl tn.1u.tr I. Inrilcarorl h
the census report on occupations, re
cently published The following table
howa the proportion of all thoa In
gainful puraulta who war engaged In
the fi principal claaiea of occupa
tion In 1SS0 and In 1900:
IBM
WOO. Dep.
Afrtceltiiral porsutta .. S.
PraTw.lon.1 , . 46
Domestic and personal. KXO0
Trade sad tranaporta-
tloa , 10.0a
l.nuf.etorlnt and ace-
an. TB 0
4 HO M
law .so
tsso
14.41
100.00
an
S.M I
cuawcai 11. IT
Total
..100.00
lOCreaae,
it will be seen that In 1890, while
43 per cent of those employed were en-
KKed In agriculture, only 31 per cent
were engagea in traae ana transpor-
,,Uon: mf"frtng and mechanical
I mtean Its. atsav a W at I H s 1 . ak.. - fill
."" mat ui imw taaja ujsb w
Pr sngaged In agriculture,
wn" Jn,0 41 P cent were engaged
manufacturing and commerce.
I T'hta i. S I .at A.V -
I mn, vi cvurw, luuinn ute
.rtlnnttAn n. . ...1 ...I . i
indicates a changa In lta relative im
portance. The number of persona ac
tually engaged in agriculture Increased
between 1890 and 1900 from T.7H.O0O
" lu" "umuw
..J IT . . V ? "I"0""'
if our vast Irrigable domain la thrown
open to settlement and la settled by
bona Una homeeeekers. With the
growth In the commercial and Indus
trial population there is bound to be a
growth in the number of those en-
gaged In the business of growing their
food supply. In a country such aa this,
with Its broad areas of fertile land
available for Industry, and with lta
vast resources of the raw material of
Industry and of manufacturing power,
agriculture la bound to demand the
services of more and more men. To
make this clear It la sufficient to say
that In 1SS0 there were engaged In
commerce and the mechanical Indus
tries 2,250,000 persona, who were fed
by the labors of 7.714,000 agricultur
ists, while In 1900 there were engaged
in commerce and the mechanical ln-
d us tries 11.852,000 persons, who were
fed by the labors of 10.3S2.000 rxtraona.
While It Is still true thst agriculture
is, and for many years Is likely to re
main, the foundation Industry on
hlch rests the prosperity of the
whole country, such a change in the
distribution of occupations ss thst
which hss occurred since 1SS0 is of
gre4t and M weU
of economic significance. It la reflect
ed In the growth of cities, in the rise
of problems of municipal government
now undergoing investigation and so
lution snd In the ferment of labor and
capital It has had and la likely to
have political effects of far-reaching
importance affecting our Internal poll-
ciea and our foreign relation. St
raul Pioneer Press.
NOW HAS A PARIS BRANCH
t. W. C A. Established Under Gold-
ance of British-American Women.
No Young Women'a Christian Asso
ciation has ever been founded In Paris
for the reason that no enterprising per
son with means ever took the matter
in hand until a few months ago. It
would have made happy all who take
an Interest in Christian associations to
have attended the dedicatory exar-
.K- , k-wi.-v.V r,-.
clses of the newly established British-
American Young Women'a Christian
Association at 6 Rue de Turin, five
minutes' walk from the business cen
ter of Paris, where. In -a private house.
with garden In front, at least thirty
women csn be boused, boarded and
well cared for.
This bss been done through the ac
tivity of Mrs. John J. Hoff, who for
several years has stirred np the en-
01 lu American una nan real-
dents of Paris snd hss produced won-
ders. On the opening day the sunlit
drawing and dining rooms were crowd
ed with American residents who lis
tened to a bright discourse from Mrs.
Hoff, a witty speech from John Wsna-
maker, who bss dons so much for
Christian young men and women in
Paria; an addresa by Mrs. Beach,
whose Interesting Sunday evening
meetings for American students are
wel1 attended, and a prayer by Rev,
Dr - Thurber; then tea and lemonade
awed, after which every one ran
np tbe two flights of stairs to look at
ths cheerful bedrooms.
Tbe preamble to the constitution
says that tbe members of this asso
ciation ars actuated by a desire to
stimulate Interest In ths religious de
velopment of young women In Paris,
to Improve their Intellectual, sodsl snd
physical conditions, and to do this
there will be classes In Frencb, Ger
man, lectures, social snd Bible meet
ings and teas, besides physical culture.
Tli. u .1 Jt . . i
TVZ . . " ' Doara uM
lodging from to to IS a week, and any
woman of good morel character may
be elected ss associate member by a
. .
Vr.f ivr thai mamh.M nmAmmn m -
meeting of th. board-Brook
D Eagle.
Fish Bad False Teeth.
H. S. Noble, a well-known traveler.
wo. .r th Am.H.. n u.,.. n '
D(j wlUl hlm he brou8bt one of
, ... ., . . ' "
ttorie wlth wb,ch he 0lr'lle'1 tu
na finn . t lan.t that 1. what ha .
- -- -- '
about them. Mr. Noble, It seems, bad
occasion, a few rears airo to visit near
Akron, Ohio, where Is located a lake
turnout for 1U flshlnir.
'It was about this way," said Mr.
Noble, "and there Is no question about
the absolute truth of the statements I
am about to make. I was fishing in
tbe lake, for fishing Is one of my fall
ings. I had not had very good luck
so far that summer, snd that was two
vaira ao-n an1 T waa vatffna In, ahniil
" . -a
Ma ....v. A .... i . n j
- " ul -uu
.
0n tt j In question I received
a mighty tug at my line, and after
four hours' bard work I landed some-
thing In the shape of the largest fish
r ,TW uw in frah water. I have
K. -m. i .v, .
" " w4 umuxs vt
" Mrt-lnly P
,lze - Tb Jaw of tbe animal measur-
"mt
th' lntareattng part of tb story,- o.a
ex mmation tus- nan had for teeth.
In lta lower Jaw a crosscut aaw,
When the aaw was mora closely exam'
lned the name of the man who had
lost It was found. The aaw had been
lost lnhe lake some two winters be
fore by a man who was rutting Ice.
The fish, which was an old one, and
bad lost Its lower teeth, simply used
the aaw for a set of false teeth. The
aaw served lta purpose remarkably
well. The Ash ts now on exhibition In
the store of a prominent hardware
man to Akron." Chicago Inter Ocoan.
DEAF FIND EARS IN PIANO.
In.trnni.nt I'm with Pncceaa in
a School for the Afflicted.
Pupils in the Horace Mann school
for the deaf In Boston now have the
assistance of the piano In lessons
I .anirhr ha a ta.sh,r nt vaIm t
Sarah A. Jordan Monro. She has ber
deaf-mute pupils give a play, aa they
have many times before, and In this
also the piano la used for drill. Its
aim la to overcome the monotone liable
I I . .L . .w mi a. I. . . k- a a.
I m me ayaacu 01 uiua wuo uo uoi near,
Wit the Instrument they can learn
Inflection and phrasing and acquire a
sense of rhythm by repeating to mualc
I V- M a" ........ 1 . V
U' jiuuiw uwn rujriu.-..
From feeling the vibrations of the
piano aa the teacher plays the pupil
get an impression of sound aa the
teacher would have It impressed on
them, for they learn the accent of
..v. ...u lt la u.e
te
It
""7' l" "r' " 'u
from the teacher's line, where the
force of the accent is not so obierva
ble, because the sound la lost to them.
Hence the piano serves sa eara to these
deaf children.
The piano Is not the only wsy to
I wch sound, but It is the most effec-
tire. Until the present system was
adopted the pupils followed the teach
er In a rhythmic exercise by "step
ping out beats or clapping tbelr
hands. But It was still better when
they could recite their "Hey Diddle
Diddle" to the music In the song
books. That would be tht perform
ance of a little class. Older ones drill
on such verses ss "Merry, Merry
Christmas Bells." They do not sing
these songs, but they make tones In
harmony and they recognise a tune
after the teacher has ( played a few
measures. To test them she begins
"Home. Sweet Home," and the chll
drn " ,mlle'
I am sure," she says, "that they
would recognise 'America' if a band
were playing It on the street, for they
would get the rhythm. They like to
sing when It Is being played, and once
In Tremont Temple, when the pupils
were there for public school exercises,
they ssked If they might Join In the
chorus, and I let them, and hey did
mnch better than people who 'have
no ear for music. They take such de
light In the 'Star Spangled Banner
and all those national airs that I think
they ought to know them. Pleasure is
not. however, the main object of our
music. Our serious school work cen
ters around the plsno snd It is of great
Importance."
Unlike other schools for the deaf.
the Horace Mann teaches exclusively
by the oral method and discourages the
use of signs and the manual alphabet
At a Turkish Bookstall
A writer, who spent much of his
early life In Turkey, observed that
Turkish books and booksellers were
amongst the curious features of the
country. "The Turkish booksellers,"
he said, "baa a soul above trade. He
rarely or never attempta to push his
wares, ana will cheerfully turn hla
attention from a likely purchaser to
one who (being a lover of literature)
merely wiahea to talk with him about
books. He treasures some of bis more
valuable books so greatly that he can
hardly be Induced to sell them, al
though they form part of his stock In
trade. It la only In disposing of the
Koran that his commercial talents are,
seen. There Is a law forbidding the:
sale of this sacred book, because it
Is essential to the salvation of every
Turk, and the bookseller is supposed
to give it away. So he does; but In
this fssblon: You make him a pres
ent of fifty piastres, and be makes
yon s present ot the Koran! Many
of the books displayed by the book
seller are In manuscript, which the
old-fashioned Turks esteem more
highly thsn print"
OPEN AIR TOR BEAUTY.
Ths votary of the open air treatment
for beauty la well wrapped up and oc
cupies a lounge chair out of doors,
with ber feet raised from the ground.
every day ana In any weather, but
especially when the sun shines.
For the Poor.
A lot of minstrels went to a coun
try town and advertised to give a per
formance for "the benefit of the poor;
tickets reduced to 25 cents." The hall
was crammed full. The next morning
s committee for the poor called upon
the treasurer of the concern for the
amount the said benefit had netted.
The treasurer expresxed astonishment
at the demand.
'I thought," said tbe chairman of
the committee, "you advertised this
concert for the benefit of the poor?"
Replied the treasurer:
"Didn't we put the tickets down to
a quarter so that the poor could all
come?"
Asslstanoe.
"Which of these books or perlodl-
csls would you recommend?" asked
tbe woman with a pleasant smile.
"Well, lady," answered the boy wbo
was attending to tbe depot news stand,
'It depends. If you want genuine first-
class Information I'd sell you dls copy
of de Sportln' News, but If you Jls'
wants somethln' to rrow at de Pull
man porter I'd recommend dls sub
stantial-bound book by Herbert Spen
cer." Washington Star,
Ayers
Impure blood always shows
somewhere. If (he skin, then
boils, pimples, rashes. If the'
nerves, then neuralgia, nerv
ousness, depression. If the
Sarsaparilla
stomach, then dyspepsia,
biliousness, loss of appetite.
Your doctor knows the
remedy, used for 60 years.
M R.hiriilna frimt It, t'lttan .r, 1 in .
prrM?t wroh. Mr blood lnl, ftutt mr
health w iroii.. Ilut.f.w tollti ut Af.r'.
Sn.prllla tiompMfl, rm-t.l m."
11. V. lKiaiii.aH. tktnnton, I'..
II M a twill..
II ilriK-itl.t..
for
Impure Qlood
Aid the Sarsaparilla by keeping th
bowels regular with Ayer Pills.
Afraid to Itlak It.
"Will you have a piece of the apple
pie? asked the landlady of the lriib
boarder.
"Is it afther bein' healthful 7" asked
Tat.
"Of course It is," ahe replied. "Why
should yon think it otliermiae?
"Ftiilh, an' Oi had a uncle wanst wh i
doleil av apple-piety," explained the son
ot Erin, "au' Oi thought this mniiilit be
sometbiu' av the sums koiuU, Oi duiino."
You Can Oct Allen's Foot-Cast FREB.
Write Allen S. (limited, U Roy. N. Y., (or a
free u ot Allen's Fooi-taw. ll eutea
sweatinr. hoi swollen, .chin fori. II make.
aewortlaht .hor eaay. A raruin cur. tor
corn.. lnrowins:iiall and Minion.. All.trus-
flsUMllii. 'ibc loni aec.pt auy subsiliuw.
Wherein Ther liir.r.
The Villain The augels ot the other
world are always pictured with wiiik's at
tached.
The Soubrette Yes. and the "auirela"
of the theatrical world are attached to
tbt wings.
For bronchial trnume. trv TI.m'. rni
lor lunsumptiim. It is a good couirh
"wiwii a. wriiKKini, pnr, o rents.
Vuai-k! Qoackt
A stranger entered tbe poatofflce the
ether day, and, approaching tbe ladies'
general delivery window, a.keil:
Any letters for John Drake T
.Next window, Mr. lrake," replied
the polite attendant "This window ia
tor ducks only."
fy LI0UOR-MOHPHINE-T0BACC0
lira mux 1 3 rmstAncniLi vuslv
ion rvu mrtin,VLju4
Alas! Alack!
The fool-killer sat in his easy chair
smoking his pipe of clay, for be hadn't
a thing to do on earth but while the time
away. Hut soon the fool killer a pips
went out and then he burst Into team:
It was only a dream his regular work
waa behind full a dosen years.
Deafness Cannot Be Cored
tT 1or.l .nollr.tinn. u th.v pinnnt M.h i h.
niNwiti iHjrium oi m. .r. l r.ers u only -
way to cure utimeu, .nil that 1. by cuintiiu
tlon.l remedies. Iw.luru I. i-.ui- .l t.y u hi
tlani'il condition ot the murou. Utile. if tt.
KtMUchl.n Tut. When thlitutx i.fnrl.tiird
ou nave a runitiiing wiunu or impertni-t hoi
nm n.l wKun It (.....,.. 1. .1 ..T , ,
lh result, and uniu. the inBammation can 1
taken out and thlstu rs.toiedlo lta normal
condition, hearing will b. deatroy.d torev.r;
uiei.wuuiui i.d r. rtunii uy t. .i.rrn.
which i. Buininf dui ma inuaiuea coaittion ot
ue-niucou. suriu-e..
We will sit (in. Hundred Dollar, for .n.
e.a. oi irainra. ic.iiaeii ny c.i.rrn) tn.t
not i curea py umu a laia.rn cure.
band lor
circulars, tree.
r. j. t ntMi at co., ToieJo, o.
Bold by DruRKlata.
Hall'a rainlly 1111. ars ths best.
Adding; Insult to Injury.
The day had been appointed for the
ceremony which was to make one of two,
hut for some reason beat known to tli
fickle maid ahe had relinquished ths glit
tering solitaire.
Oh, well," said the young man in the
case, '1 don t suppote I could be hiiui.y
ith a woman who dyes ber hair, any-
wsy.'
'Sir, 'tis false!" she exclaimed India
sntly.
"Ia it?" he rejoined. "I thought it
was only dyed.
A prominent Southern lady.'
Mrs. Blanchard, of Nashville,
Tenn., tells how she was cured
of backache, dizziness, painful
and irregular periods by the use
of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
compound.
"Dbab Mrs. Piskham t Gratitude
compels me to acknowledge the great
mens oi your vegetable (impound. 1
have suffered for four vears with Ir
regular and painful menstruation, also
dizziness, pains in the back and lower
limbs, and fitful sleep. I dreaded the
time to come which would only mean
suffering to me.
" Better health is all I wanted, and
cure if possible. Lydia K. IMnk
liam's Vegetable Compound
Drougnt me health ana happiness in
a few short months, I feel like another
person now. My aches and pains have
left me. Life seems new and sweet to
me, and everything seems pleasant
ana easy.
" Six bottles brought me health, and
was worth more than months under
the doctor's care, which really did not
benefit me at all. I am eatiNtied there
Is no medicine so good for sick women
aa your Vegetable Compound, and I
advocate it to my lady friends in need
.m,"diaC?J ?!?'.: tAS. "'A"-
95000 forfait if original of abet Utlv pnm
CMUtfb Hruu, 'J'uhw G'xd. Um 14
In tlmfl. Hold bf rtriJaJilati. laTl
IJ In Um. Hold bf driHiflafi.
ffljji;Miii.i
I
"Did you ever got Into an argument
with hlmt" "Yea, Indeed." "He's
uulte dogmatic, Isn't' het" "Oh, poal
lively bull dogmatic." Philadelphia
Ledger.
Boyle The Korners live very fru
gaily tudeed. They hare cast-iron rules
for the spending of their money, lloyls
That Is what I should call rigid ecou
omy. Kansas City Journal.
WillySay, auntie, what did Uude
Bob marry you fort Aunt Why, for
love, of course. Willy (meditatively)
ll'ml Ixire will make a man do al
moat anything, wou't It, auntie)
Uev. Dr, Thirdly lKiu't you know,
little boy, that you shouldn't flau on
the Sabbath day? Tommy Toddles 1
alu't a-flshln', boss, I'm Jus' tearhlo
worms how ter swim. Chicago Ctiron
Icle.
Is she a uew woman?" "Hotter
than new, even. You see, she secured
one hundred thousand dollalrs alimony
from her last liuslmiid, and Hint makes
her Improved property." New York
Times.
"How many lodges did you any your
husband belonged to?" she amldi'hly
aakod. "f'lfleeu." "Mercy on uie! Hut
think of a man being out (If teen nights
s week! I am really glad that I'm a
widow."
"Now, this fair," said the msu who
had beeu cliaslug arouud St Louis,
with his noae lu the air, "Is plenty big
UOUirh luit"
' "r UlU
Ah!" lulerrupted the
Wise observer.
wise observer. "Are you from thi
LaiIO OP iiuffalof
r huhsioi
In India barbers rank high. So
cially they are the equals of the
pribsta." "Say, where do poets coins
lu over there?" "Same place they do
here." "Where's thatr' "Among the
Illustrious dead." Chicago Itecord
Herald.
"Is the bou going to give you the
raise you asked for?" "Well r I'm
afraid to say. I told him I thought
my pay should be coiuiueusurate with
the amount of work I do, and he
promptly s greed With mo." i'ulladel
phla Tress.
"You must not expect me to give up
by girlhood's ways all at mice." said
the happy bride. "Oh, I won't," be re
plied. "I hope you'll keep right on
taking an allowituce from your father
just as If nothing had happened."
Superior Telegram.
Employment Agent What was Uie
matter with your last place? iHmies
tle Tbe missus was too particular.
Employment Agent In what way? 1H
uiestlc She wouldn't let uie lock the
baby In the foldlu' bed w'en 1 had com
pany. N York Weekly.
"So you are learning to spell, are you.
Johnny?" asked grandma uima. "Yea,
graudma," was the reply. "Well, lei
me hear you spell 'broad.' " "I dou't
believe I can, grandma." replied ths
little felllow. "Hut I think If I had s
saiall piece of cake l could spell that.''
Urvat Kdltor l think It would be a
good Ides to print our circulation at ths
head of our editorial page. What's ths
nontilarlon at rhi. mni,tl ll,,.i...
POP01"! ' "' country? Hualnesi
l au.grr a ikjui tony million, ttreal
Kdltor Well, we'll not claim a clreu
laOon of over thirty-five million. N
use exsggvratlng.
Teacher Where la Russia? Inter
val of dead stleiwe. "tVwie, now!
come, come: you ought to lie s.hamed
of yourselves not to kuow where Itu
sta Is, especially Just now. Where It
UT Tommy I knows, teacher. Teach
erWell, where? Tommy L'p s
btoomln' tree, teacher!
Yeast They say babies are nerei
seasick. Ciimsnnbeak Well, thst ac
counts for something. Yeast What's
that? Crlinaonbeak When 1 wat
crossing, last summer, 1 aaw a rano
as sick as be could be, singing, "Back
ward, turn backward. O Time. In youi
flight; make me a child again, Juit foi
to-night" Yonkers Statesman.
1 want half a pound of water crack
ers," said Mrs. .Newcome. "Allured
sorrry, ma'am." replied the country
storekeeper, "but I ain't got but two
dozen of 'em In the place." "Well, I'll
take them." "Jest wait ten. twenty
minutes. Ill Peters an' Joth 8locuin
has been tialn' them fur rluy-kers, an'
they're playln' the decldtn' game now."
Mrs. Morton (angrily) Tommy llor-
ton, what made you hit my little John
ny? Tommy Morton lie atruck m
with a brick. Mm. Morton (more an
grily) Well, never let me henr of your
hitting hlm again. If he hits you, you
come and tell me. Tommy Morton
(snecrlngly) Yea; and what would you
do? Mrs. Morton Why, I'd whip hlm.
Tommy Ilortou (In disgust) Whnt! lis
hits me with s brick, anil you have the
fun of licking him for It? Not much I
Declares K.kltno. Doomed.
The Uev. Mr. Ryberg, pastor of the
First Congregntlmml Church at Nome,
urges 1'resldent Roosevelt to do some
thing toward saving the Ksklnio popu
latlon of Alaska.
"Though they have saved the lives
of hundreds of gold seekers," snys he.
'una Kind ana niimilke ruce is rapid
ly passing away. Its members are
meeting a snd Mid undeserved fate.
Bbamefully neglected by onr govern
ment, the last chapter of their history
Is being rapidly written In cruel char
acters of neglect and wnnt, disease and
crime."
The minister declares that the res
ervations are unsuitable, to Eskimos,
but that four to six colonies between
Point Barrow and the mouth of the
Yukon will solve the problem In two
years.
Indubitable.
"How did you prove that the ac
cused was not from Ilostou, as he
claimed?"
"Got him to stvcnr that he never
heard of Umiirson ami that H.ton
beans were not cooked with suit pork "
- iwtrolt Krw Press.
A youthful aspirant for Journalistic
distinction, who was uskoil to write
an article on superstition ami Imln-rlll.
ty, began bis essay thus: "Tbut Imliu-
clllty Is not on the wane, perusal of the
following lines will amply demon.
strate."
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of lllscay one ltiuoceiit young lady,
speaking to soother, said:
"Wby do ttie atewanla corns to siul
open or abut the portholes at odd
times during the day and night?"
Second and twtter Informed lady:
"My dear, they shut or open ttiem
when the tide rlaesor falls."
Quite lilrfer.nl Thing.
"George says he never has so gqo4
a time as when he la out with me,"
sssert'd the girl In brown. "IKji-s be
really?" returned the girl lu gray.
commlseratliigly. "Now. Alfred Is
quite different. When he's 'out with
tue he's unhappy until he makes It
up." Hronklyn Kagle.
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