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Newspaper Page TextRheumatism Does uot kt go of you wben yon apply lotions or Eniments. It simply loosens Its hold for a while. Why? Because to get rid of It you must correct the add con Ction of the blood on which k depends. Hood's Sana ftarQa has cured thousands. WIZARDS OF THE PQ8TOPFICE. Tky Work Oat Tonga Paaale la !- feotire Adiiraeaea. Th staff of men in the New fork poatofllce who ar called upon to guru out defective sddretses are wonderful ly successful at their braln-torturlng tasks. On absent-minded porson addressed letter "2.242 Bronchitis" and it waa promptly delivered to 2.242 Broadway, to correct address. Not long ago O. A. Menger. the chief of the "good Cueasers" In th New Tork fllce, , atrnck a letter mailed from a town in Italy, addressed in vile handwriting to "Vlncenso Marchess, Harpon Harlaad, Bpltal Carotin." ' Applying the phonetic method, be quickly wrote In red ink at the bot tom of the envelope, "Quarantine Sta tion (Hospital). Hoffman Island." The - next day the letter waa placed In the bands of the immigrant for whom it waa Intended. Tb Italian, Russian, Hungarian and Greek malls bring most of the "blind' addresses, which are worked out pho netically. A few recent examples of the originals, with the translation by the postal experts are: "Slrianostrt, Torusrille Sarah Ann Street, Tompklnsvllle. "Merryone" Matteawan, N. T. "Istochinchlatommo" East Kings ton, n. r. , "Soccloples" Scotch Plains. Under the name of on address ap peared the following: "Chaipll Von snilcan." After some study the "guess r" wrote serosa the, envelope "Care . Plerpont Morgan,? and the letter was uly delivered to an Oriental in the financier' employ. A tougher problem was presented by this: "Hop Lee, 4 10 Co lock. Complice, Texas." Long and bard study led to th conclusion thst th correct reading abould be "Hop Lee, Fort Hancock. Camp Bice, Texas." Th letter was sent there and Hop got It A letter sddressed to "Mr. Frederick A, Swift.' with the initial "L" beneath It was sent to Lowell. Mass Its in tended destination. Kentucky Man's Duty. Jamboree. Ky August 29 (Special) After suffering for years with pain In th back Mr. J. M. Coleman, a well known citizen of this place, has found a complete core in Dodd's Kidney Pills. Knowing how general this dis ease la all over the country, Mr. Cole man feels it is his duty to make his . experience public for the benefit of other sufferers. "I want to recommend Dodd's Kid ney Pill to everybody who has pain In the back," Mr. Coleman says. "I suffered for years with my back. I ased Dodd's Kidney Pills and I have not felt a pain since. My little girl too complained of her back and she nsed about half box of Dodd's Kid ney Pills and she Is sound and welL" Backache is Kidney Ache. Dodd's Kidney Pills are a sure cure for all Kidney Aches, including Rheumatism. rewritten Colonial History. Th captain of the Mayflower bad given- orders to reverse the engine and awing into port Plymouth rock was near at band. "Why do you plan to land here?" asked William Bradford, wits some acerbity. "Why," responded the captain. In great disgust at the other's ignorance. "If we didn't bow would poultry-breed-.ers ever get s name for their big dom tnecker chickens T So humiliated was he by this reply that Mr. Bradford forgot for two hours to electioneer for th governorship. Baltimore American. passes to Dnafacsa Can sot B Cared try lorn applications ss they cannot rear the olMatc I portion of the car. 1 be re tt only one way to ear laim, and that 1 by cobmUu ttonal remedies. Iwefnest I caused by an In flamed eondiuoa ol the mucous lining of the gtutaehiaa Tube. When this tuba it inflamed Ton .re a rumbling loand or imperfect hear Int. and vtten It la entirely closed, twainest la the retail, and anleet tb inflammation can be tattn oat and this tnbe re-to red to iu normal condition, hearing will be destroyed loreier; Bin cam onto! ten ara caused by Catarrh. wmcn u aouiin oat an innacnea coBaitioa ol Ibe-m aeou. surfaces. will tire On Hundred Italian for any east ef Deafness (canted by catarrh) that can not oe eurea oy utii i caiaria Cure. ttrcnlaxs. free. T. J. CHEXET A CO, Bold by Drngrtot, lie. II all's family Mils art th belt bend lor Toledo, 0. Th vsst retinue of servants employed by th late Queen Victoria are bring earetolly reduced in numbers by King Edward VIL Ayers You know the medicine that makes pure, rich blood Ayer's Sarsaparilla. Your mother, grandmother, all your folks, used iu They trusted Sarsaparilla it. Their doctors trusted it. Your doctor trusts it. Then trust it yourself. There is health and strength in it. . ferrlbly from tnaifettlo as tMn kieo. I IcHint a. taller anal I took Arer'. 8eraertlla. fetu kettles rm aestlf eared Mas. r. R. Hast. kit. Kite. K. T. ftftabatti. inmira 2m2mmm BBS fot ggiyJ. Rich Blood Ayer's Pill are) They greatly aid Kentlv laxatlva the) Sarsaparilla. Corrected. Willi Peebles Tht horse was goin Teacher Don' forget your g, Willi. Willi Peebles Gee, th bora was goln Puck. Prepared. "Bedad. th nixt autonio- bobollat who runs over m will b or ry for it, Ol'll bet yes." "Whyr "U v a can av nitroglycerin In lvry pocket." Ufa. Local Oracle Know t Dook BlankshtreJ Ay, I dar aays I know tin better than any one In these parts. vt oy, my darter married on o' la at bl 'and," -Scrap. It serves her good and right" "How now!" "She became engaged on a Fri day and married on the 13th," "WellT Well, now ah can't get a divorcer New lork Evening Sun. oue so you tntnc in at men art amarter than women, do yout . He Som men, but not alt She Well, what men are amarter? He Old bach elors. illustrated Bits. What do you put on your face after abarlngr asked the man who snielld of bay rum. "Court plaster, usually," replied the nervoua chap, gloomily. Cincinnati Commercial Tribune Doe your lit ties girl know bow spell r "Oh, dear no. That's so ple beian, and we expect her to marry man who Is rich enough to let her hare an amanuensis." Chicago Post Hare you heard about the latest In suranc company?" "No; what la It?" Why, Ifa on that promise to pay ali mony to both parties in case tb mar riage prove a failure." Detroit Fres Pre. Mis Vane Some one told m to-day that I waa tb handsomest girl In our street Miss Spelts Oh, thaf a not In curable! Mis Vane What do you mean? Miss Spelts lour habit of talking to yourself! Baxter W bad som fin music at th concert last night Caxton 1 thought you didn't enjoy bleb-class music Baiter Oh. I didn't enjoy It; thaf s why I know It must have been high class. Boston Transcript Augustus (no longer tb youthful) Well, there's one comfort; they say at 40 a man ia either a tool or a physi cian. Angelina (nearly awallowlng a yawn) And are you a physician, thenl Augustus No. Angelina Ob! Used to It. Tommy waa visiting a neighbor" a At dinner the bostesa apol ogised to him because th table linen waa soiled at hi plate. "Ob that's nothing." he assured her, promptly; "ours is worse'n that at home." Brooklyn Life. "That land.' said the city nephew, "la valued at S800 a front foot" "Thun deratiou!" exclaimed th old farmer, hastily moving back on to the aide walk. "And I stood on it moat five minutes! Do you reckon they'll charge me rent?" Chicago Post Among a number of note received by a teacher In excuse for the absence was the following: Dear Teacher: Kindly excuse Minnie for having been absent yesterday, as ahe fell in th mud on her way to school. By doing the same, you will oblige. Her Mother. Tbey had been engaged a long time. and one evening were reading th paper together. "Look, look." be ex claimed, "only fifteen dollars for a suit of clothes !" "Ia it a wedding aultr she asked. looking naively at her lover. "Oh. nor be replied, "it is a business suit" "Well. I meant business." ahe replied. A military officer went downtown with bis little daughter one morning. Before long the little lady found herself unable to keep up with her father's swinging stride, and ahe was obliged to cry a halt "Please, pa," she said, "I would like you not to walk so fast for I can't keep no with too. Can't you walk nice and alow ilk a police man?" "A woman can't keep a secret." de clares th mere man. "Oh, 1 . don't know," retorts th fluttery woman; "I'v kept my age a secret sine I was 24." "Tea; but one of these day you will give it away. In time yoo will simply have to tell It" "Well. 1 think that when a woman baa kept a secret for twenty years she comes pretty near knowing bow to keep It" Judge. During the late Boer war, just after the fall of Bloemfonteln, soldiers were called upon, owing to the scarcity of civilian, to work the railway. Tb weary men were lying In camp one night after a bard day' work, wben a sergeant called out: "Any of yob wish to put your name down aa railway por ters, drivers, stokers, guards, or any other appointment connected with tb railway?" The alienee was broken only by snores. Then one of the men slow ly raised hie bead. "Put me down as a sleeper!" he shouted drowsily. A curious and amualng mixture of ; early piety and woridllness cam t : light In a city school room on day ; when tb teacher had asked the cbil idren to write on their pads of paper ; something about the profession or oc cupation In which they would like to I eugag wben tbey became men and women. One little girl wrote briefly but effectively, "I would desire to be a i lady rider at a circus If It was tb Lord's will." Another little girl with equally mixed ideas wrote, "Mission- sry, but if not that millinery or elerk In candy atore." SLEEPING VOLCANOES .v . i. 9 - A thin, vapory smoke, laiily ascend ing from its crater, may be the only vis ible sign of life in the sleeping volcano ; but within is a raging sea of tire, molten rock and sulphurous gases. Those who make their homes in the peaceful val leys below know the danger, and though frequently warned by the rumbling and quaking, these signs of impending eru ra tion go unheeded. They are living in fancied security 5 when the giant wakes with deafening roars.nnd they are lost beneath a downpour of ocatcu roc, inu ksiuiiir asnes. 1 DOUSandS ot hlo.1,1 noisnn sulforera artt living upon a sleeping volcano, and are taking desperate chances, for utmct uiB incrturjr auu tiut . .kI 1 Bowline Orean. I,., star. 84. 1808. it ireiimcm 1110 cxicnmi 0ntlmai V,,,,, ...... 1 .. A vmtpoms of the disease dis- eraaUy from a serera case of comaauius blood a'onear. and the deluded vie '? Aw,nt Hl "prior, alarm th.r. tour r , moatnt iDia-exnnte. I tnn eousultod pny- tim IS happy in the belief Of slolans, wao praaorlbad aterourr. NoMlna- did complete cure; but the ro. in. tnuM pro man nrcs 01 contain nuvs uuijr a friend, who told ma that 0. 8. 0. bad eartalnly been smothered in the SVS- forad htm. Iatoneeoimnod llnw, andal- . 1 ,i.l treoninttlttforomUmoould find no trar tem, and a Soon as these of the dlsaas wbttmr. This w.l aboat two minerals are left off will rr . 1 truthfully I "'J"1' , , a 1 well. S. at. BANDERS, blase un asrain. Occasional sores break out in the mouth, a red rash appears on the body, and these warning symptoms, if not heeded, are soon followed by fearful enint ions, ores, copper-colored splotches, swollen gluiuls, loss of hair and other sickening symptoms. Mercury and potash not only fail to cure blood poison, but 'cause mercurial Rheumatism, necrosis of the bones, offen sive ulcers and inflammation of the stomach and bowels. The use of S. S. S. is never followed by any such bad results. It cures without the slightest tujury to the system. We otter f 1,000 tor proot tliut it contain a mineral ot any descrip tion. S. S. S. is an antidote for conta gious blood poison, it destroys every atom of the virus and purifies and strengthens the blood and builds up the general health. We will mail free our special book on Contagious Blood Poison, with full directions for home treatment. Medical advice is furnished by our physicians without charge. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, OA. Such I Kama. I . A Kiplalned. TVttr Who is that olemn looVlnr ' Bros novitcii Old Itluw Us never t woman? teud churvh, does he? Hilow Why, that is Mr. DeSwTniin. I SniilhinskT Xo It isn't necessarv. th acknowledged society leder. Ilrowooviti-h Because why? i iker society tor the suppression of Smiihinskjr Oh. he's on of thos hat? Ke?lcvUHOrH4Oflr1lr1E-T0eACC0 Cure HABITS PERMANENTLY CUHIW . f 0 SUU "ATKtAM , self-made men bo am sUajs praiaiug , their maker. Mothers will And Mrt. Wlntlow's Hoc.thln PyTup the beat remedy Uinat tor tbair children durlss to teetbinf ptrlod. Tbe Isnal Way. "Ttm. I. ' ..1.1 A Praalmiallo View. I ki. 1, ,k. .1 1 Say, p. queried little Johnny Bam- rT w.re.l l,.t. r it pernicsie, 1 oiwa reaa alKiut poor but R. indulging iu fooll.h pleasures, honest people; why d.m t they ometimet ehr' queried th. party of th prefsc. "irrnl t;i,hb0,le,,,r - ,. .1 "Xo," leplied th. other, 'by being .v " ouM be use,e.. my son." replied ; pnnctu In keeping my appoiatment th. old man. ".Nobody would beli.v It" ith others." apuoioim.nis P, tt OEPARTMtNT 13 BUSY. Btaay Chana Mad In Name of Old ad alllar UUvw. , Tb Postofflc Uepartmeut has been playlug havoc with th old familiar name of ottlce throughout tli conn try. It has been obli.ed lo dUvouttutU th mall service at Nw Vork. To bo sura. It Is not th Nw Vork ot the Great Willi Alloy whose postal faclll ties hsv beeu cut off, nut a town of soiuswtiat smaller sli, In th Slat of Iowa. It ha also been th unlisppl nes of th people of Hock Brauch, III tb saui conuuouwealih, to lo tiivlr postofflc, and th records hav been trauaferred to Correctlunvlll. Ouiluuu name! Let u bop th record arq. straight In MlchUtaa th deiartment ha amended the nam thtult do tit. Marie into Sault Saint Marie, and It has established th offloa of Itacy and Itasca. Ia Mlnneaota that nobl ut ile known for year a Prectorkwolt baa ba shorn ot Its dual syllable, and th famous orator la known only ty hi Christian nam upon tb iiislllu tlata now. 8kog la a new name In Min nesota, and a good one. In Mississippi t'bunkeys Slstton has ben trani- forined Into Chunky. In Oregon NYedy has been stricken from th list, and In Pennsylvania Arcadia ha beer tabllslied. In th rhlltpptne Mastal ha been discontinued. Kquallty bas bwi estnu Uahed In South Carolina and a new Bunker Hill baa arisen In Tennessee. Doevlll has also sprouted Iu Tenn- and ther th much sought John may hav hi bom. Ia Tia Hawley bas bean trans formed Into Pleasing and an Arp has p pea red, doubtless a rnodeet trtbut to th bumorou gentleman of that paaudonym. Virginia has a new Dot, I'tlot and a School, but baa loat a Cool Wll and a Dell. Corrtondiita who hav hitherto addraaaed foreign letter to Beulsli. Uandyaall. must now us larger en velope and write It tteulan, Newcastle Emlyn. Carmarthenshlr. I.lkawts Llwyndafydd, Nw Quay, Cardigan shir. Why bas West I.lss. Hants, bea complicated Into Wt Us. East Llis, Hants? And why hss Tygerfontln. Cap Colony, been "erased from tb list?" Ioe tli chang of Victoria West Koad to Hutchinson Indlcat a disloyal ten dency In the colony? The Foatotilc Department Is always busy changing name, establishing. discontinuing, moving office, reform ing their spelling and generally keep ing thm In order. For light summer reading try the "United States Official Tostal Guide," whose yellow cover appropriately hint at Its lntertla contents.- New Tork Bun. Iieallu ma Hi- '"" ' a. ..... . ..VV-V.VV&n 11... liinii Vim IIuvm Alwava llouirht lias borttsi th turt of I'luta. II. Fletcher, ami line bcvii uiimIu unlr his i.crsonul siiprrvUUm for over HO year. Allow 110 oint to iIimcIvo you lit till. Cwunterft'ltM, I ml tut limit Blll -'.liiNt.ua-irHMl" aro tiitKierliuiit, mill ritliuirtr tlio liciillli of. Children Kiperleia-e agnlnst i:srlmcnt, f What is CASTORIA Ciwtorlu la n lmrinles ubstltiitft for Cnator Oil, Par. Iiorlo, lni nd Moothbif Hyrupn. It J I'leitwuit. it i-oiiiitliiN neither t)ilum, 9lorihiii nr other 'nrootlo sulistniico. It Hire la Its riiuruiite. It deNtrwya Worm , niiil Hlliiya Feverlalinea. It cures Iuirrluin and H'liut t'olU-. It relieves Teelhlnir Trtmhlea, riirra t'nillitlou ami I'lutulemy. It aaalnillutea the I'tnnl, rrirulute tlio fstnmiM'li and lloweU, vlvlnir liealiliy and 11 mural aim-11. Tho tiilldren's l'aitaceaTlio Alotlier'a l'rleiia. The Kind You Have Always Bought Beta tht sigaaiuro or S7 In Use For Over 30 Years. .... ant. A tlrntle IteHilnder. After all," tinned th shirtless Indl-1 lilual t lie proceeded to ets-upv th inity rwkliiii clialr Iu tb rvwni, "Ib.re't no ptuc like lioine," "Yuu lisr stiUl It." replied th wife of hi Im'vjiii, who ws eufaifd la kslf-, illi, hit viher pair of truuterm, "but thiit's an resti why a msu should luf around It lntesd of looking fur a Job." POSITIONS OUARANUFO. SJ.ao ktrtell ilaret alia Nsllunal It.nk la d auv Isllute on out 111, Catalog u Iras, Writ mis r- Bmmtml Bumliut mm Oottogm rM, W,mh. Vr fortv rear' riso's Cur for Con. sumption us cured vougtisstid oolda. Al druefUl. I'rti 'r.nls. Books ain't nt'u' for nothing but to file to little children golu" lo school, fur to keep Vm oiu'u mtsa-tiivf. If a niao' got mother wit he dou'i need '.iu; ef It in't "t It they'll do him no good, no how. Hini'iii rlusns" philn-ipliy, iiuoled In Henry Vt(oron's "Tb Couipruuilte ot Life." 'I A JAP4MSC j m t I l flTd reaiaaiit er-a. Wn swot flld Ul.i DfUil. r '.iu. .rlx KiiM.urMI Mere fceatnr .lul hit . u m . lr K.U. kliu.U4 . anw ns. rstiadeiaaie. f Itelween I'rlend. Mr. His I wnul.tn'l ik to t la ynur thoet whra your husband sees lb bill tor your new gown. Mrs. lm (If roiin not. dear. No. 1 hoes would he awfully uucooifortabl ea .No. 3 feet. Mrs. Haskell, Worthy Vice Templar, Inde pendent Order Good Templars, of Silver Lake, Mass., tells of her cure by the use of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound ? ""aM: our year ag-o I waa nearly dead with Inflam ""n Vi lci'- I fndured daily untold a,fony, and life was a burden to me. I had used medicine id waahea Internally and externally until I made up my mind that there wa no relief for me -.in u. d . Z tsiit astat ikix iitl Mui. Cuusk nip. iisa Ocoa. Das la lima. Pot J By Sraeslpla TOMM'law.frKC The Kifference. "Far as I can learn," aald the Prun tytown phllosopber, with his usual rasplshness, "the only difference ex cepting, of course, in the size of their bills between the fashionable city physician, with several mysterious Ini tials after bis name, and the plain, every -day village doctor, who Is com monly called 'Doc.' and swaps horse on tb side, la that the former diag noses your malady and the latter simply tells you what's the nutter that la, you s'pose tbey . do." Wom an's Home Companion. A ten-pound baby can make more noise than s 250 pound-man can sup press. Paradoxical though It may wma, a spoiled child Is always fresh. nd. I noticed a bottleof I.vrlla E. Pin U v- .li.," V.? "' " . w . - . . . , . , . , , , . . . . .u m . VKri.uit vviiiuuuna, My friend endorsed it highly and I decided to gira it a trial to see if iVwould Sled TvHii Ytf Jln L.a?nV'Xa'?, ior I WM In bad condition, and I kr. f i r TkKhm I! iW Compound rly Ave months before I waa cured btit what a change, from despair to happiness, from SET,? v dl'Tbtful exhilarating feeling health lalw.y. brings. , I would gndediclrle!' thouand and your Vegetabl Compound ia.a tt " wi,'Ter7 ,Ick wonla would try it and be con 1 need." Mas Ida aiS rZnf? Ut' MMfc W"h Vfc Um1"' Ient3.r Wben a medicine has ben sncceaaf ul In eases. Is it Justice to yourself to say, without trying It, "I do not believe it would help me " 7 Surely you cannot wish to remain weak, and tick and dis couraged, exhausted with each day's work. Von have some derangement of the feminine organism, and Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound will help you just as surely as It ha. others! nrs. TIIHe Hart, of Larimore, N. D., says: 7" nwiHAM i I might hav been pared many month of Buffering and pain if I bad known of the efficacy of Lydia j l'ink ham s Vegetable Compound a few month sooner, for I tried many remediea without find ing anything which helped m before I tried th Vegetabl Compound. I dreaded the approach of the mentrual period every month, aa it meant much Buffering and pain. 8om month the now waa very scanty and othera it was pro fuse, but after I had used the Compound for tWO months I became eevtilnv mwA ...t i i 1 I continued until I felt perfectly well, and th Columbia ;! University;:::' (Vllei(ite, Prepara tory, Commercial and in in s r O r a i St'S. I (or t.noi( uienand bojr. Ai-ii t l-T i .tali-.. o MA h u VW J o ROM l' iaAis'f Ui j ej jAw VOL'H OIIAUUR "t r.li. r. w. utUM'SK. ,, Sk. rant its.p.. it. a4 twk. pv FKK; :wrv Vift. i Part were strengthened to perform tb work Hi without assisUnce and pain. I am llkeadiffer- 1 woman now, where before I did not car to . am pieasea to teatiry aa to the rood your Vegetable Compound ha dona for me " bineerely youra, Mas. Tjjj HABt, Larimore.N.D He it, therefore, believed by all women who are ill that Lydia K. IMn Aslm V table Coinpound is the medicine they should take. It has stood the tet of time; and it has liun.lredsof thousands of cure to its credit. Women should consider It unwise to ue any other medicine. Mr. V nkhain, whose address is I.ynn, 1faatM will anaifll......n a . . ' eoat all letter. rtrie,.H -Y".7" ."""7 " wuhont All Japan hsa been ringlnf with th! fam of Takeo Hlro. the nrt area naval hero of tti Jtinanese Rutslsn ft-aKlinsf !, war. who wa killed In Admlr.l Togo'. J o, m Uivcrty frk Stall. rtUs4. Or. thur. Illros wss leader of th vol unteer who set out to sink their ships nd. If necessary, themselves. In th mouth of tb harbor. II was killed by a projectil from a Russian quick firing gun wli!! seeking to sat th tif of his friend and subordinate. Pet ty Officer Suglno. Tb New Tork World tell of other deeds of courag performed by Illros. H flrt proved til bravery In th war with China. After that war Lieut. Hlro, who ipok Russlso and French wall, waa sent ss naval attach to th Japanese legstloo at St. I'trbura Ilacam Into promlnenc the through an Incident which occurred at a ban quet. A Russlsn officer declared that the Japanese, so small of stature, could not. as Individuals, bold their own In any war. HI rose atultlngly defied any three Russian to overcome him st wrestling. Roars of laughter greeted th challenge, for In those dsys Jpa- i Jiu-jitau waa not described In very newspsper. At last for th fun of It, th Rus sian officer nt for three lirs and aturdy soldiers. The llttl Japanese threw th Russians, on sfter another. Illros remslned In St. Petersburg: thre year. Th daughter of a Rna alan naval officer fell in love with the gallant young Jspanese. Her father, who greatly admired Ulrose, let It be known to blm thst b would not be unwelcome as the young girl's suitor. Ulrose, who also cared for tb girl. struggled with his affection for three days. . Then he wrote to her father, and pointed to tb Inevitable war between Russia and Japan. H said: "When my country calls m to duty I shall bav to turn to account all th valuu- bl profession! hints received from your kind lips and so help to do mortal hurt to your country's navy. Thus 111 must patriotic duty make me repay 11 your kldnes. With this In my mind and In my heart, bow can I presume to su for your daughter' hand, know ing that after th outbreak of the most likely of wara the hand of fate might destroy tb tb happiness of your daughter In the most ruthless of wtiys, should I have been so bappy aa to have won ber hand." Illros In bl poetic temperament aa well as in bis dauntless spirit truly represented the old warrior class of Japan, the fiamural. Wanted-Salesmen To ranvata the farmers and dealer on linn ot ifrnwl ev enliuly nrrla. I'.lsj per month t an easily Iw Yisde by good worker. No ciiu--etltl.ri. j.H e.y aetl. rs. Wrllo for partii-ulur a II-1 itc tic y at oiitti. SPECIALTY SELLING COMPANY IU (Msawrttal Nk, rrtUa. rt. iMlGATOR No Cost ol Operation THE UIW lOONOHICAL Phillips Hydraulic it Ram H (j I W " 4 7 f Wrist lod.e Inr frea lllaMratad task COLUMBIA ENGINEERING WORKS Tutl and Josssoa Stmli ronuio oreeoi r. H. U, "" "' N. J -14, vr5 N wrlila ta4artHr at !.. Ikl. paar. PRUSSIAN STOCK FOOD, IJre.fr. 0n,IIK..ni-r n f t'mttrntr Snows. "' I...I...I COWS t i.-!t and rteaer S grow aad fat La uuhS.r II (ton tl.i. J.hkI. i.f "F".f OW. OOOO SO SVUNTSO CLVt. Ik... t t-.ll., I raau, .i I I.. iiru,r,,a3 ".,iT ,1 . Ik r.ii. r. w. utuwitt Cm Srt. mMm Prsttisa Inset- ta, K Pant, Hlea. rilStUSU a.au to. r.rHa.a. Or., Vmmmt aale RUSSELL lHmkm & High Grade vs sm. Machinery Write for Catalogue and Prices The A. H, Averill Machinery Co. PORJLANO OREGON Yuuiaoi oiint Vmtr Chleken llefnr The, Ar nstt iiei in s CHATHAM INCt'RATOR. An Optlmlai. "Do you Utlnk thst th standard of popular test la higher than It used to be?" "Certainly," answered Mr. Storm- Ington Barnes. "You must remember tbat people of th previous genera tions bad no opportunity of seeing my Interpretatlona." Washington Star. I Happen Vreqaentlr. Mrs. Fender If absurd for Henry to think of marrying that Mia Belchor. Why, aha's thr r four year older Ulan he. L'nele Oeorg Ob, thar all rlirhL It won't b long befor he't three or four year older than ahe. lioatnn rranscrlpt . 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