Rheumatism
Does uot kt go of you
wben yon apply lotions or
Eniments. It simply loosens
Its hold for a while. Why?
Because to get rid of It you
must correct the add con
Ction of the blood on which
k depends. Hood's Sana
ftarQa has cured thousands.
WIZARDS OF THE PQ8TOPFICE.
Tky Work Oat Tonga Paaale la !-
feotire Adiiraeaea.
Th staff of men in the New fork
poatofllce who ar called upon to guru
out defective sddretses are wonderful
ly successful at their braln-torturlng
tasks.
On absent-minded porson addressed
letter "2.242 Bronchitis" and it waa
promptly delivered to 2.242 Broadway,
to correct address. Not long ago O.
A. Menger. the chief of the "good
Cueasers" In th New Tork fllce,
, atrnck a letter mailed from a town in
Italy, addressed in vile handwriting to
"Vlncenso Marchess, Harpon Harlaad,
Bpltal Carotin."
' Applying the phonetic method, be
quickly wrote In red ink at the bot
tom of the envelope, "Quarantine Sta
tion (Hospital). Hoffman Island." The
- next day the letter waa placed In the
bands of the immigrant for whom it
waa Intended.
Tb Italian, Russian, Hungarian and
Greek malls bring most of the "blind'
addresses, which are worked out pho
netically. A few recent examples of
the originals, with the translation by
the postal experts are:
"Slrianostrt, Torusrille Sarah Ann
Street, Tompklnsvllle.
"Merryone" Matteawan, N. T.
"Istochinchlatommo" East Kings
ton, n. r. ,
"Soccloples" Scotch Plains.
Under the name of on address ap
peared the following: "Chaipll Von
snilcan." After some study the "guess
r" wrote serosa the, envelope "Care .
Plerpont Morgan,? and the letter was
uly delivered to an Oriental in the
financier' employ.
A tougher problem was presented by
this: "Hop Lee, 4 10 Co lock. Complice,
Texas." Long and bard study led to
th conclusion thst th correct reading
abould be "Hop Lee, Fort Hancock.
Camp Bice, Texas." Th letter was
sent there and Hop got It
A letter sddressed to "Mr. Frederick
A, Swift.' with the initial "L" beneath
It was sent to Lowell. Mass Its in
tended destination.
Kentucky Man's Duty.
Jamboree. Ky August 29 (Special)
After suffering for years with pain
In th back Mr. J. M. Coleman, a well
known citizen of this place, has found
a complete core in Dodd's Kidney
Pills. Knowing how general this dis
ease la all over the country, Mr. Cole
man feels it is his duty to make his
. experience public for the benefit of
other sufferers.
"I want to recommend Dodd's Kid
ney Pill to everybody who has pain
In the back," Mr. Coleman says. "I
suffered for years with my back. I
ased Dodd's Kidney Pills and I have
not felt a pain since. My little girl
too complained of her back and she
nsed about half box of Dodd's Kid
ney Pills and she Is sound and welL"
Backache is Kidney Ache. Dodd's
Kidney Pills are a sure cure for all
Kidney Aches, including Rheumatism.
rewritten Colonial History.
Th captain of the Mayflower bad
given- orders to reverse the engine and
awing into port
Plymouth rock was near at band.
"Why do you plan to land here?"
asked William Bradford, wits some
acerbity.
"Why," responded the captain. In
great disgust at the other's ignorance.
"If we didn't bow would poultry-breed-.ers
ever get s name for their big dom
tnecker chickens T
So humiliated was he by this reply
that Mr. Bradford forgot for two hours
to electioneer for th governorship.
Baltimore American.
passes
to
Dnafacsa Can sot B Cared
try lorn applications ss they cannot rear the
olMatc I portion of the car. 1 be re tt only one
way to ear laim, and that 1 by cobmUu
ttonal remedies. Iwefnest I caused by an In
flamed eondiuoa ol the mucous lining of the
gtutaehiaa Tube. When this tuba it inflamed
Ton .re a rumbling loand or imperfect hear
Int. and vtten It la entirely closed, twainest la
the retail, and anleet tb inflammation can be
tattn oat and this tnbe re-to red to iu normal
condition, hearing will be destroyed loreier;
Bin cam onto! ten ara caused by Catarrh.
wmcn u aouiin oat an innacnea coBaitioa ol
Ibe-m aeou. surfaces.
will tire On Hundred Italian for any
east ef Deafness (canted by catarrh) that can
not oe eurea oy utii i caiaria Cure.
ttrcnlaxs. free.
T. J. CHEXET A CO,
Bold by Drngrtot, lie.
II all's family Mils art th belt
bend lor
Toledo, 0.
Th vsst retinue of servants employed
by th late Queen Victoria are bring
earetolly reduced in numbers by King
Edward VIL
Ayers
You know the medicine that
makes pure, rich blood
Ayer's Sarsaparilla. Your
mother, grandmother, all your
folks, used iu They trusted
Sarsaparilla
it. Their doctors trusted it.
Your doctor trusts it. Then
trust it yourself. There is
health and strength in it.
. ferrlbly from tnaifettlo as
tMn kieo. I IcHint a. taller anal I took
Arer'. 8eraertlla. fetu kettles rm
aestlf eared
Mas. r. R. Hast. kit. Kite. K. T.
ftftabatti. inmira
2m2mmm BBS fot ggiyJ.
Rich Blood
Ayer's Pill are)
They greatly aid
Kentlv laxatlva
the) Sarsaparilla.
Corrected. Willi Peebles Tht
horse was goin Teacher Don'
forget your g, Willi. Willi Peebles
Gee, th bora was goln Puck.
Prepared. "Bedad. th nixt autonio-
bobollat who runs over m will b or
ry for it, Ol'll bet yes." "Whyr
"U v a can av nitroglycerin In lvry
pocket." Ufa.
Local Oracle Know t Dook
BlankshtreJ Ay, I dar aays I know
tin better than any one In these parts.
vt oy, my darter married on o' la at
bl 'and," -Scrap.
It serves her good and right" "How
now!" "She became engaged on a Fri
day and married on the 13th," "WellT
Well, now ah can't get a divorcer
New lork Evening Sun.
oue so you tntnc in at men art
amarter than women, do yout . He
Som men, but not alt She Well,
what men are amarter? He Old bach
elors. illustrated Bits.
What do you put on your face after
abarlngr asked the man who snielld
of bay rum. "Court plaster, usually,"
replied the nervoua chap, gloomily.
Cincinnati Commercial Tribune
Doe your lit ties girl know bow
spell r "Oh, dear no. That's so ple
beian, and we expect her to marry
man who Is rich enough to let her
hare an amanuensis." Chicago Post
Hare you heard about the latest In
suranc company?" "No; what la It?"
Why, Ifa on that promise to pay ali
mony to both parties in case tb mar
riage prove a failure." Detroit Fres
Pre.
Mis Vane Some one told m to-day
that I waa tb handsomest girl In our
street Miss Spelts Oh, thaf a not In
curable! Mis Vane What do you
mean? Miss Spelts lour habit of
talking to yourself!
Baxter W bad som fin music at
th concert last night Caxton 1
thought you didn't enjoy bleb-class
music Baiter Oh. I didn't enjoy It;
thaf s why I know It must have been
high class. Boston Transcript
Augustus (no longer tb youthful)
Well, there's one comfort; they say at
40 a man ia either a tool or a physi
cian. Angelina (nearly awallowlng a
yawn) And are you a physician, thenl
Augustus No. Angelina Ob!
Used to It. Tommy waa visiting a
neighbor" a At dinner the bostesa apol
ogised to him because th table linen
waa soiled at hi plate. "Ob that's
nothing." he assured her, promptly;
"ours is worse'n that at home."
Brooklyn Life.
"That land.' said the city nephew, "la
valued at S800 a front foot" "Thun
deratiou!" exclaimed th old farmer,
hastily moving back on to the aide
walk. "And I stood on it moat five
minutes! Do you reckon they'll charge
me rent?" Chicago Post
Among a number of note received
by a teacher In excuse for the absence
was the following: Dear Teacher:
Kindly excuse Minnie for having been
absent yesterday, as ahe fell in th
mud on her way to school. By doing
the same, you will oblige. Her Mother.
Tbey had been engaged a long time.
and one evening were reading th
paper together. "Look, look." be ex
claimed, "only fifteen dollars for a suit
of clothes !" "Ia it a wedding aultr
she asked. looking naively at her lover.
"Oh. nor be replied, "it is a business
suit" "Well. I meant business." ahe
replied.
A military officer went downtown
with bis little daughter one morning.
Before long the little lady found herself
unable to keep up with her father's
swinging stride, and ahe was obliged to
cry a halt "Please, pa," she said, "I
would like you not to walk so fast
for I can't keep no with too. Can't
you walk nice and alow ilk a police
man?"
"A woman can't keep a secret." de
clares th mere man. "Oh, 1 . don't
know," retorts th fluttery woman;
"I'v kept my age a secret sine I was
24." "Tea; but one of these day you
will give it away. In time yoo will
simply have to tell It" "Well. 1 think
that when a woman baa kept a secret
for twenty years she comes pretty near
knowing bow to keep It" Judge.
During the late Boer war, just after
the fall of Bloemfonteln, soldiers were
called upon, owing to the scarcity of
civilian, to work the railway. Tb
weary men were lying In camp one
night after a bard day' work, wben a
sergeant called out: "Any of yob wish
to put your name down aa railway por
ters, drivers, stokers, guards, or any
other appointment connected with tb
railway?" The alienee was broken only
by snores. Then one of the men slow
ly raised hie bead. "Put me down as
a sleeper!" he shouted drowsily.
A curious and amualng mixture of
; early piety and woridllness cam t
: light In a city school room on day
; when tb teacher had asked the cbil
idren to write on their pads of paper
; something about the profession or oc
cupation In which they would like to
I eugag wben tbey became men and
women. One little girl wrote briefly
but effectively, "I would desire to be a
i lady rider at a circus If It was tb
Lord's will." Another little girl with
equally mixed ideas wrote, "Mission-
sry, but if not that millinery or elerk
In candy atore."
SLEEPING
VOLCANOES
.v . i. 9 -
A thin, vapory smoke, laiily ascend
ing from its crater, may be the only vis
ible sign of life in the sleeping volcano ;
but within is a raging sea of tire, molten
rock and sulphurous gases. Those who
make their homes in the peaceful val
leys below know the danger, and though
frequently warned by the rumbling and
quaking, these signs of impending eru ra
tion go unheeded. They are living in fancied security 5 when the giant
wakes with deafening roars.nnd they are lost beneath a downpour of
ocatcu roc, inu ksiuiiir asnes. 1 DOUSandS ot hlo.1,1 noisnn sulforera artt
living upon a sleeping volcano, and are taking desperate chances, for
utmct uiB incrturjr auu tiut
. .kI 1 Bowline Orean. I,., star. 84. 1808.
it ireiimcm 1110 cxicnmi 0ntlmai V,,,,, ...... 1 .. A
vmtpoms of the disease dis- eraaUy from a serera case of comaauius blood
a'onear. and the deluded vie '? Aw,nt Hl "prior, alarm th.r. tour
r , moatnt iDia-exnnte. I tnn eousultod pny-
tim IS happy in the belief Of slolans, wao praaorlbad aterourr. NoMlna- did
complete cure; but the ro. in. tnuM pro man
nrcs 01 contain nuvs uuijr a friend, who told ma that 0. 8. 0. bad eartalnly
been smothered in the SVS- forad htm. Iatoneeoimnod llnw, andal-
. 1 ,i.l treoninttlttforomUmoould find no trar
tem, and a Soon as these of the dlsaas wbttmr. This w.l aboat two
minerals are left off will rr . 1 truthfully I "'J"1'
, , a 1 well. S. at. BANDERS,
blase un asrain. Occasional
sores break out in the mouth, a red rash appears on the body, and these
warning symptoms, if not heeded, are soon followed by fearful enint ions,
ores, copper-colored splotches, swollen gluiuls, loss of hair and other
sickening symptoms. Mercury and potash not only fail to cure blood
poison, but 'cause mercurial Rheumatism, necrosis of the bones, offen
sive ulcers and inflammation of the stomach and bowels. The use of
S. S. S. is never followed by any such bad results. It cures without
the slightest tujury to the system. We otter f 1,000 tor proot tliut it
contain a mineral ot any descrip
tion. S. S. S. is an antidote for conta
gious blood poison, it destroys every
atom of the virus and purifies and
strengthens the blood and builds up the
general health.
We will mail free our special book
on Contagious Blood Poison, with full directions for home treatment.
Medical advice is furnished by our physicians without charge.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, OA.
Such I Kama. I . A Kiplalned.
TVttr Who is that olemn looVlnr ' Bros novitcii Old Itluw Us never t
woman? teud churvh, does he?
Hilow Why, that is Mr. DeSwTniin. I SniilhinskT Xo It isn't necessarv.
th acknowledged society leder. Ilrowooviti-h Because why?
i iker society tor the suppression of Smiihinskjr Oh. he's on of thos
hat?
Ke?lcvUHOrH4Oflr1lr1E-T0eACC0
Cure HABITS PERMANENTLY CUHIW
. f 0 SUU "ATKtAM
, self-made men bo am sUajs praiaiug
, their maker.
Mothers will And Mrt. Wlntlow's Hoc.thln
PyTup the beat remedy Uinat tor tbair children
durlss to teetbinf ptrlod.
Tbe Isnal Way.
"Ttm. I. ' ..1.1
A Praalmiallo View. I ki. 1, ,k. .1 1
Say, p. queried little Johnny Bam- rT w.re.l l,.t. r it
pernicsie, 1 oiwa reaa alKiut poor but R. indulging iu fooll.h pleasures,
honest people; why d.m t they ometimet ehr' queried th. party of th prefsc.
"irrnl t;i,hb0,le,,,r - ,. .1 "Xo," leplied th. other, 'by being
.v " ouM be use,e.. my son." replied ; pnnctu In keeping my appoiatment
th. old man. ".Nobody would beli.v It" ith others." apuoioim.nis
P, tt OEPARTMtNT 13 BUSY.
Btaay Chana Mad In Name of Old
ad alllar UUvw. ,
Tb Postofflc Uepartmeut has been
playlug havoc with th old familiar
name of ottlce throughout tli conn
try. It has been obli.ed lo dUvouttutU
th mall service at Nw Vork. To bo
sura. It Is not th Nw Vork ot the
Great Willi Alloy whose postal faclll
ties hsv beeu cut off, nut a town of
soiuswtiat smaller sli, In th Slat of
Iowa. It ha also been th unlisppl
nes of th people of Hock Brauch, III
tb saui conuuouwealih, to lo tiivlr
postofflc, and th records hav been
trauaferred to Correctlunvlll. Ouiluuu
name! Let u bop th record arq.
straight
In MlchUtaa th deiartment ha
amended the nam thtult do tit. Marie
into Sault Saint Marie, and It has
established th offloa of Itacy and
Itasca. Ia Mlnneaota that nobl ut
ile known for year a Prectorkwolt
baa ba shorn ot Its dual syllable, and
th famous orator la known only ty
hi Christian nam upon tb iiislllu
tlata now. 8kog la a new name In Min
nesota, and a good one. In Mississippi
t'bunkeys Slstton has ben trani-
forined Into Chunky. In Oregon NYedy
has been stricken from th list, and
In Pennsylvania Arcadia ha beer
tabllslied.
In th rhlltpptne Mastal ha been
discontinued. Kquallty bas bwi estnu
Uahed In South Carolina and a new
Bunker Hill baa arisen In Tennessee.
Doevlll has also sprouted Iu Tenn-
and ther th much sought John
may hav hi bom.
Ia Tia Hawley bas bean trans
formed Into Pleasing and an Arp has
p pea red, doubtless a rnodeet trtbut
to th bumorou gentleman of that
paaudonym. Virginia has a new Dot,
I'tlot and a School, but baa loat a
Cool Wll and a Dell.
Corrtondiita who hav hitherto
addraaaed foreign letter to Beulsli.
Uandyaall. must now us larger en
velope and write It tteulan, Newcastle
Emlyn. Carmarthenshlr. I.lkawts
Llwyndafydd, Nw Quay, Cardigan
shir. Why bas West I.lss.
Hants, bea complicated Into Wt
Us. East Llis, Hants? And why
hss Tygerfontln. Cap Colony, been
"erased from tb list?" Ioe tli
chang of Victoria West Koad to
Hutchinson Indlcat a disloyal ten
dency In the colony?
The Foatotilc Department Is always
busy changing name, establishing.
discontinuing, moving office, reform
ing their spelling and generally keep
ing thm In order. For light summer
reading try the "United States Official
Tostal Guide," whose yellow cover
appropriately hint at Its lntertla
contents.- New Tork Bun.
Iieallu ma Hi- '"" '
a. ..... . ..VV-V.VV&n
11... liinii Vim IIuvm Alwava llouirht lias borttsi th
turt of I'luta. II. Fletcher, ami line bcvii uiimIu unlr his
i.crsonul siiprrvUUm for over HO year. Allow 110 oint
to iIimcIvo you lit till. Cwunterft'ltM, I ml tut limit Blll -'.liiNt.ua-irHMl"
aro tiitKierliuiit, mill ritliuirtr tlio
liciillli of. Children Kiperleia-e agnlnst i:srlmcnt, f
What is CASTORIA
Ciwtorlu la n lmrinles ubstltiitft for Cnator Oil, Par.
Iiorlo, lni nd Moothbif Hyrupn. It J I'leitwuit. it
i-oiiiitliiN neither t)ilum, 9lorihiii nr other 'nrootlo
sulistniico. It Hire la Its riiuruiite. It deNtrwya Worm
, niiil Hlliiya Feverlalinea. It cures Iuirrluin and H'liut
t'olU-. It relieves Teelhlnir Trtmhlea, riirra t'nillitlou
ami I'lutulemy. It aaalnillutea the I'tnnl, rrirulute tlio
fstnmiM'li and lloweU, vlvlnir liealiliy and 11 mural aim-11.
Tho tiilldren's l'aitaceaTlio Alotlier'a l'rleiia.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Beta tht sigaaiuro or
S7
In
Use For Over 30 Years.
.... ant.
A tlrntle IteHilnder.
After all," tinned th shirtless Indl-1
lilual t lie proceeded to ets-upv th
inity rwkliiii clialr Iu tb rvwni, "Ib.re't
no ptuc like lioine,"
"Yuu lisr stiUl It." replied th wife
of hi Im'vjiii, who ws eufaifd la kslf-,
illi, hit viher pair of truuterm, "but
thiit's an resti why a msu should luf
around It lntesd of looking fur a Job."
POSITIONS OUARANUFO.
SJ.ao ktrtell ilaret alia Nsllunal It.nk la
d auv Isllute on out 111, Catalog u
Iras, Writ mis r-
Bmmtml Bumliut mm Oottogm
rM, W,mh.
Vr fortv rear' riso's Cur for Con.
sumption us cured vougtisstid oolda. Al
druefUl. I'rti 'r.nls.
Books ain't nt'u' for nothing but to
file to little children golu" lo school, fur
to keep Vm oiu'u mtsa-tiivf. If a niao'
got mother wit he dou'i need '.iu; ef It
in't "t It they'll do him no good, no
how. Hini'iii rlusns" philn-ipliy, iiuoled
In Henry Vt(oron's "Tb Couipruuilte
ot Life."
'I A JAP4MSC j m t I l
flTd reaiaaiit er-a. Wn swot
flld Ul.i DfUil. r '.iu. .rlx KiiM.urMI Mere
fceatnr .lul hit . u m .
lr K.U. kliu.U4 . anw ns. rstiadeiaaie. f
Itelween I'rlend.
Mr. His I wnul.tn'l ik to t la
ynur thoet whra your husband sees lb
bill tor your new gown.
Mrs. lm (If roiin not. dear. No. 1
hoes would he awfully uucooifortabl ea
.No. 3 feet.
Mrs. Haskell, Worthy Vice Templar, Inde
pendent Order Good Templars, of Silver
Lake, Mass., tells of her cure by the use of
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
? ""aM: our year ag-o I waa nearly dead with Inflam
""n Vi lci'- I fndured daily untold a,fony, and life was a burden
to me. I had used medicine id waahea Internally and externally until I
made up my mind that there wa no relief for me -.in u. d . Z
tsiit astat ikix iitl Mui.
Cuusk nip. iisa Ocoa. Das
la lima. Pot J By Sraeslpla
TOMM'law.frKC
The Kifference.
"Far as I can learn," aald the Prun
tytown phllosopber, with his usual
rasplshness, "the only difference ex
cepting, of course, in the size of their
bills between the fashionable city
physician, with several mysterious Ini
tials after bis name, and the plain,
every -day village doctor, who Is com
monly called 'Doc.' and swaps horse
on tb side, la that the former diag
noses your malady and the latter
simply tells you what's the nutter
that la, you s'pose tbey . do." Wom
an's Home Companion.
A ten-pound baby can make more
noise than s 250 pound-man can sup
press. Paradoxical though It may wma, a
spoiled child Is always fresh.
nd. I noticed a bottleof I.vrlla E. Pin U v- .li.," V.? "' " .
w . - . . . , . , . , , , . . . . .u m . VKri.uit vviiiuuuna,
My friend endorsed it highly and I decided to gira it a trial to see if iVwould
Sled TvHii Ytf Jln L.a?nV'Xa'?, ior I WM In bad condition, and I
kr. f i r TkKhm I! iW Compound rly Ave months
before I waa cured btit what a change, from despair to happiness, from
SET,? v dl'Tbtful exhilarating feeling health lalw.y. brings. , I would
gndediclrle!' thouand and your Vegetabl Compound ia.a
tt " wi,'Ter7 ,Ick wonla would try it and be con 1 need." Mas Ida
aiS rZnf? Ut' MMfc W"h Vfc Um1"' Ient3.r
Wben a medicine has ben sncceaaf ul In
eases. Is it Justice to yourself to say, without trying It, "I do not
believe it would help me " 7
Surely you cannot wish to remain weak, and tick and dis
couraged, exhausted with each day's work. Von have some
derangement of the feminine organism, and Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound will help you just as surely as It ha. others!
nrs. TIIHe Hart, of Larimore, N. D., says:
7" nwiHAM i I might hav been
pared many month of Buffering and pain if I
bad known of the efficacy of Lydia j l'ink
ham s Vegetable Compound a few month
sooner, for I tried many remediea without find
ing anything which helped m before I tried th
Vegetabl Compound. I dreaded the approach
of the mentrual period every month, aa it
meant much Buffering and pain. 8om month
the now waa very scanty and othera it was pro
fuse, but after I had used the Compound for
tWO months I became eevtilnv mwA ...t i i
1 I continued until I felt perfectly well, and th
Columbia
;! University;:::'
(Vllei(ite, Prepara
tory, Commercial and
in in s r O r a i
St'S.
I (or t.noi( uienand bojr.
Ai-ii t l-T i .tali-..
o MA h
u VW J o
ROM
l' iaAis'f Ui
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VOL'H OIIAUUR
"t r.li. r. w. utUM'SK. ,, Sk.
rant its.p.. it. a4 twk.
pv
FKK; :wrv Vift. i
Part were strengthened to perform tb work
Hi without assisUnce and pain. I am llkeadiffer-
1 woman now, where before I did not car to
. am pieasea to teatiry aa to the rood
your Vegetable Compound ha dona for me "
bineerely youra, Mas. Tjjj HABt, Larimore.N.D
He it, therefore, believed by all women
who are ill that Lydia K. IMn Aslm V
table Coinpound is the medicine they
should take. It has stood the tet of time;
and it has liun.lredsof thousands of cure
to its credit. Women should consider It
unwise to ue any other medicine.
Mr. V nkhain, whose address is I.ynn,
1faatM will anaifll......n a . . '
eoat all letter. rtrie,.H -Y".7" ."""7 " wuhont
All Japan hsa been ringlnf with th!
fam of Takeo Hlro. the nrt area
naval hero of tti Jtinanese Rutslsn ft-aKlinsf !,
war. who wa killed In Admlr.l Togo'. J o, m Uivcrty frk Stall. rtUs4. Or.
thur. Illros wss leader of th vol
unteer who set out to sink their ships
nd. If necessary, themselves. In th
mouth of tb harbor. II was killed
by a projectil from a Russian quick
firing gun wli!! seeking to sat th
tif of his friend and subordinate. Pet
ty Officer Suglno. Tb New Tork
World tell of other deeds of courag
performed by Illros.
H flrt proved til bravery In th
war with China. After that war Lieut.
Hlro, who ipok Russlso and French
wall, waa sent ss naval attach to th
Japanese legstloo at St. I'trbura
Ilacam Into promlnenc the through
an Incident which occurred at a ban
quet. A Russlsn officer declared that
the Japanese, so small of stature, could
not. as Individuals, bold their own In
any war. HI rose atultlngly defied any
three Russian to overcome him st
wrestling. Roars of laughter greeted
th challenge, for In those dsys Jpa-
i Jiu-jitau waa not described In
very newspsper.
At last for th fun of It, th Rus
sian officer nt for three lirs and
aturdy soldiers. The llttl Japanese
threw th Russians, on sfter another.
Illros remslned In St. Petersburg:
thre year. Th daughter of a Rna
alan naval officer fell in love with the
gallant young Jspanese. Her father,
who greatly admired Ulrose, let It be
known to blm thst b would not be
unwelcome as the young girl's suitor.
Ulrose, who also cared for tb girl.
struggled with his affection for three
days. .
Then he wrote to her father, and
pointed to tb Inevitable war between
Russia and Japan. H said: "When
my country calls m to duty I shall
bav to turn to account all th valuu-
bl profession! hints received from
your kind lips and so help to do mortal
hurt to your country's navy. Thus 111
must patriotic duty make me repay
11 your kldnes. With this In my mind
and In my heart, bow can I presume
to su for your daughter' hand, know
ing that after th outbreak of the most
likely of wara the hand of fate might
destroy tb tb happiness of your
daughter In the most ruthless of wtiys,
should I have been so bappy aa to have
won ber hand."
Illros In bl poetic temperament aa
well as in bis dauntless spirit truly
represented the old warrior class of
Japan, the fiamural.
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