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Spring Medicine
1 There U no other hmob when good
medicine U m much needed u In the
Spring.
The Mood U Impure, trcak and
impoverished a condition Indicated
by plmplet and other eruptions on the
face and body, by deficient vitality,
lots of appetite, lack of itrength, and
want of animation.
Hood's Sarsaparilta
and Pills
Mak. the blood pure, Tron. and
ricn, creaio appeuw, ,
atrcngth and animation, and cure
11 eruptions. Have the wholo family
begin to take them today.
"Hood's Sarsaparllla has been used la
our family tor some time, and always with
good results. Last spring I was all run
down and got a bottls ot It, and as usual
received great benefit," Miss Bscis
Botcx, 8towe, Vt.
Hood's Sareaparllta promisee to
sure and keep the premise.
tift-Banded Penmen Not Wanted.
Few business men will employ a
left-handed person as a clerk or book
keeper and the prejudice against them
extends to the government depart
ments at Washington. The chief of
those departments are entirely willing
to overlook bad penmanship on the
part of a really good and industrious
clerk, but It Is the man or woman who
writes with the left hand at which the
talk la made. The dead line I drawn
Just the moment it ia ascertained that
a clerk Is left-handed and he Is forth
with Informed that If It is bis desire
to continue In government service it
will be necessary for him to write with
bis right band. This information is
alwnya a bitter pill for the left-band
penholders, but there is nothing to be
flono but begin to write with the right
band or "throw np the Job," and few
arc anxious to quit government service
even for this cause.
That Acid Trouble.
Colusa, Cal., April 18th. Much bas
been said and written recently abont
TJrfc Acid in the system; what causes
Hand how to get rid of it. It is
known to be the first cause of Rheuma
tism and many other diseases and has
therefore received a great deal of atten
tion from medical men.
Mr. L. F. Moulton of this place
claims that he has solved the problem
of how to get this acid out ot the sys
tem. He says:
"I had this acid trouble myself for
years. At times the Kidney secretions
would be very profuse and at other
times scant but the acid was always
my greatest trouble. Medicine failed
to cure me till at last I heard of a rem
edy called Dodd's Kidney Pills and
after taking a box I seemed to be en
tirely cured. However it came back on
me and this time I took several boxes
with the result that I was completely
and permanently cured. This was
three rears ago and I have not had a
single symptom of the acid trouble
since. I am 75 years of age and I am
well as e e-1 was."
Success,
Some people think success means
imply to get rich. Others think it
means merely to keep out of Jail. One
of these definitions is abont as near
correct as the other, says a philoso
rhor. '
CASTOR I A
for Infant! and Children.
The Kind You Hare Always Bought
Signature of
A Little Mistake.
Toung Lady What is the price af
that bicycle coktume?
Dealer That is not s bicycle costume,
miss; it's a suit of sanitary underwear.
riTe
fill) after Srstdsjr'aaseorDr.Kline'aarsatNsraa
Bsatorer. 8nd for Fre S3 trial bottle and trsstlaa.
Br. K. H. Kline, Ltd.. HI- An 8k FhUailaipltla, Fs
Good Time to Die.
Gloomy Man Who la the fool who
wrote "I Would Not Die in Spring
. tinier
Wife Fool!
Gloomy Man Yes. Springtime Is
Just the season to die. Escape the spring
house cleaning, you know.
Mother will CnJ Mrs. Wintlows't Boo thin I
Syrup the beat remedy to uwor their children
during the teethicg period..
Still Child.
Old Man What! Marry that child?
Suitor Your daughter is no longer a
Old Man Nonsense! Why, she Isn't
a bit bossy yet.
You Can Oct Allen's Foot-Ease FREE.
Write Allen 8. Olmited, Le Roy, K. Y., for a
free aim pie of Allen's Poot-Eaae. It euret
vweatlnr. hot swollen, aching feet. It make
aew or tight ahoea eaay. A certain cure for
eorna, in growing nalle and bunions. All drug
gilts aell It. 2.0c Don't accept any substitute.
It euret
No Nonsense' Nowadays.
Modern Poet Give me a rhyme for
Influenza.
Friend What are yon writing?
Modern Poet An ode to spring.
aWKeetey liouor-morphine-tobaccoI
HABITS PERMANENTLY CURED I
aV
fOn UU PARTICULARS
iwicmrrimTnuTr.- FoaTLwo,ot
Another Long-Felt Want
Tough Have yer got pull enough in
.Washington to git a patent fer me?
Patent Lawyer What is your inven
tion? Tough It's a pneumatic tire fer per
lice clubs.
Perrin's Pile Specific
The INTERNAL SEHfOT ,
Ms Cass Exist It Will Not Cart
AGENTS WANTED
Fnr nnr Waw Gasolene lira? Saw. W act en-
sine only once lor each log. One man can
ft,
more aaw. wa handle the only MsiietDis
Grubbing Machine. Write ua your want in
the machinery line.
RKIKR80N MACHINERY CO.,
Foot Morrlaon BC Portland, Oregon
cvtts ttti Atl tui rail:
o&'baa n
3ZE?i
uoaga sjrsp. -i aaisa uooo.
a, lf is-MMM gm
aoiq or qmrgiBia.
Iir.wi--,T.i..it.
HUMOR OP THE WEEK
STORIES TOLD BY FUNNY MEN
OF THE PRESS.
Odd, Cnrloee and tanahabla Phases
of Unman Nature Graphically Por
trayed bjr Eminent Word Artlata of
Our Own Day A Buds of Fan.
"I wonder what ha become of
Goodley. When he was at achool, you
remember, he used to talk to much
about millftlne- mankind. Entered the
,..1.. P
jhe,u 8n1 torptMloea." rhlladel-
phla Ledger.
Directly Under It.
"It's funny," said the long-winded
bore, "but nobody ever seem glad to
aee me."
"And haven't you ever found out the
cause of your unpopularity!" Inquired
hs candid friend.
"No, I can't discover ltH '
"Well, Well; It's right under your
very nose." Philadelphia Press,
Kxtreme Measnrs.
Mother If I catch you chasing those
hens again I'll wash your face every
day next week! runch.
True Enough.
Towne Did you tell Markley you
bad Just bought a magazine rifle?
Browne Jfes.
Towne You're a truthful gentle
man! Why, it's only a cheap elngle
barrel affair.
Browne Well, I bought It through
an advertisement in a magazine, didn't
I J Philadelphia Press.
Charitable Sex.
He (at amateur concert) What do
you think of Miss Screecher's voice?
She Ob, I think it s all of what it's
cracked up to be.
Then or Nsver.
Miss Willing Should a girl allow
her fiance to kiss her before they are
married?
Mrs. Wedderly Well, if she wants
him to kiss her at all she should.
Something to Mow.
"I wonder if they produce hay In
the arctic fields?" said the ballroom
boarder.
"I don't know whether they call it
hay or not," replied the cheerful idiot,
"but It's something the Eskimos."
A Princely Reward.
"Boy," said the wealthy man, beam
ing with gratitude; "you have done me
a great service and I am going to re
ward you."
"Ob, thank you, ilr!" gasped the
small boy.
"Here, in this case, is the first dollar
I ever made. Gaze on it and let it In
spire yon to be Industrious and saving.
Good-by." Philadelphia Ledger.
The Care of Youth.
"Wot's worry in' him? In fer a lick
in' V
"Nope; worseern that He says tcr
day' the day he's decided ter propon
10 019 teacher."
Wby She Objected.
"I suppose, my dear," said old Mon
eybags, "that you object to my ualng
tobacco because it Is a poison."
"Yes," replied his young wife; "be
cause it Is er such a slow poison."
An Old Baying- Applied.
"I am agreeably surprised at the
loom you have given me," said the
manager of the theatrical troupe, with
a patronizing air. "It's really first
class." "Ah!" replied the proprietor of the
hotel. "Your room is better than your
company." Philadelphia I'reas.
Blight Mistake.
Shopper (In department store) Isn't
1 rather early to have those mosquito
nets on sale.
Saleslady Beg pardon, but those are
boarding-house blankets.
Finale. I .
"Are you still making visits to your
dentist r
"No."
"How' thatr
"Oh, nothing, only I ran out of
teeth."
Saety Appliance.
Husband Why did you want a
speaking tube from the dining room
to the kitchen?
Wife So I can give the cook orders
without having ber throw dishes st
me.
Not in har Lino.
Mr. Fadden Have you ever bad
any experience in firing chins?
I Mr. Artless No, Indeed I Our cook
'attends to that wbea she ha a bad
'ssy.
r 1
Aa Unlucky Combtuatloa.
Prison Vlaltor What brought you
here, my man?
Convict Superstition, ma'am.
Prison Visitor Superstition?
Convict Yea, ma'am. It waa the
unlucky 13, ma'am.
rrlaon Vlaltor Thirteen! In what
way?
Convict Why, the Judge an' the
Jury united against me, ma'am. Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
Easily Found In the Park,
He I think I ought to take a hot
foot bath. Where Is the mustard?
She Out In the pantry.
He Pshaw! It's dark out there
and I hareu't got a match.
She You don't need a match to lo
cate it. It's right alongside of the
Llmburgcr cheese. Philadelphia
Press.
Not Quite the Sam.
Mrs. Backwoods Our Henry's dolu'
real well in town. He' runulir a be
tel now an- it's a big one, too.
Mr. Korntop Do tell I
Mrs. Backwoods He surely Is. Got
a letter from him this momlu' an' he
sea. "I'm a hotel runner now an' it'a
a real swell place." Philadelphia
Press.
Masculine View.
"The coming woman," said the type
writer boarder, "will not take ft back
eat for auybody."
"I hop you are right," rejoined tbe
scanty-haired bachelor. "Those fe
males who ocupy the back aeat re
served for smoker in street car rusks
me real weary."
I'aurplng ller Prerosatlre.
"Will you marry me, darling?" ask
ed the young man In the parlor scene
"Sir," rejolued his fair companion,
"this is leap year and you should know
that In matters of this kind a gentle
man should wait until he is asked."
No Chance for a Mow-Out.
"If I were to give you $10," said the
philanthropist, "would you blow it in?"
"Xary a blow, mister," replied th
hard luck victim. "Ef I wui ter gll
hold uv dat much coin in er lump it
'ud take me breoth erway. See?"
Other Bide of It.
"When women get their rights,"
said Miss Strongmtnd, "there will be
less foolish lovemaklng."
"That's all right," rejoined Mr.
Masherton, "there won't be a girl left
worth spooning over."
Botany Class.
Teacher Mushrooms alway grow
In damp places.
Pupil That's why they look like
umbrellas, ain't It?
An Indorsement.
A scum But does this medicine real
ly cure deafness?
Clerk Eh?
Ascum (shouting) I say, doe it
really cure deafness?
Clerk Well, I should say oI I've
taken it regularly for twenty' year.
There's the Rub.
Towne If It hadn't been for that
fellow Cutter I'd be 1100 richer to
day. Browne Oh, forget about It You
ought to take things philosophically.
Towne I do. That' easy enough,
but it' hard to part with things phil
osophically. Philadelphia Press-
Cooked I'p.
"So this Is the old family nible?"
said Mr. Newsooter, who was waiting
In the parlor for Miss Passay.
"No," replied Miss Passay' little
brother, "that's the new one sister
bor -ht last week so she could write In
It nil about when she wa born."
Philadelphia Press.
Synonym.
"Ob, there's a word of nine letters
that describes Crabbe to a 't' "
"Ah, yes 'pessimist.' "
"Well, I meant 'dyspeptic,' but it
amounts to the same thing." Philadel
phia Press.
Mnrder Will Out.
"You simply can't get that girl to
tell ber age."
"Well, Ume will tell, even if she
won't"
The Style that Coats.
"After all, I guess it doesn't cost
much to lire in New York."
"It may not cost much to live," re
plied the man who bad tried It, "but it
costs a lot to make people believe
you're living and not merely existing."
Philadelphia Press.
The Gypsies.
Gypsies were found in England
about 1514, according to "A Dyalogue
of Sir Thomas More" (1520), but the
eiact year of their arrival is unknown.
They were present In Scotland la 1509,
and possibly they were the "Saracens"
whose depredations in that country
prior to Wfi are on record.
Batalllard and other author believe
that gypsies existed in Europe from
immemorial times, for they find no ac
count of their cros.-tlng the Boxphorous,
and no record is known to exist of
their passage to England or Scotland.
They were better received In these
countries than in any other, but so
early as 153 1 an act wa passed re
quiring the Egyptians to quit the realm
under pain of death, a similar edict
being Issued In Scotland in 1641 and at
varying periods in most of the Euro
pean states.
Transportation across the seas wa
among the milder mean adopted and
probably waa tb cause of much
further dispersion of the tribe. Under
Henry VIII. gypsies were shipped from
England to Norway, or France, and
from France, so recently as 1802, Utey
were deported to Africa.
Impure blood always shows
somewhere. If the skin, then
boils, pimples, rashes. If the
nerves, then neuralgia, nerv
ousness, depression. If the
Sarsaparilla
stomach, then dyspepsia,
biliousness, loss of appetite.
Your doctor knows the
remedy, used for CO years.
" Rstnrnlne. from Ilia rnfcan '.
wal a
Rarr,'t wiwH.
MkltttWRI
air buiod win tl. atid my
nut a tw 1'itiiio.ui ri
' M,o. l;iit.it.rWrai!ton.l'a.
Jl a bnttla.
1. r, vn v,
t ow'l, M.
for
Impure Blood
Aid the Sarsnparilla by keeplnu the
bewels regular with Ayer's PI
'Ilia.
Alter people pass torty tliey find
that they have no place to wear their
saw clothes unless they go to church.
How's This?
W offer One Hundred I,0,1rJsw,p! '''
any caae ot t aiarrn utat vuuv. m
uai'.C.uhtKrev ctKr ,,0
w. iha umlaralnl. navo anown . J
n,.n!. i..r tha lai u vrara. and baiters hi
, A Tsvax, Wholesale Urnrgtata, Toledo, O.
WauitNO, K IXHAN Marvin, V uolaal Drug-
1r"l,W.?:.K'r...i...k.n tnu.m.llr. act-
Ing directly uin th blood ana uiiu-oua aor-
lai-ea ot tna ayiivm.
I'rtt-a 7.e. tor ootua.
Hoi.
M by all Drussiata.
Hall a family filial
leattinonlala Ire.
are iha beat.
A hnge sunfiah. the largest ever seen,
wa recently captured near Santa Cata
Una lslnud, off the coast of California.
It weighed about l.WO pouuds.
Plao a Cure fa a f"nelv for coughs, ooldt
and consumption. TrylL Price 25 ceuts,
at druggists.
The population of Japan Is
times as dense as that of the
States.
twelr
United
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Genuine
arter's
Little Liver Pills.
Must Bear Signature of
it Fac-Slmlle Wrspoar Below.
Tarr sa.aU sad ss ssjrf
ta take as sagasw
rOR HUOACHL
FOR DIZZINESS.
CARTERS
llTTLE
IVER
PILLS.
FOR IIUOUSRESS.
FOR TORPID LIVER.
FOR CONSTIPATION.
FOR SALLOW SKIN.
FOR THE COMPLEXION
I rirraly TafctaMe.
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
BOWARD E. BURTON. AiMVtr ni arrnUt
Tar.7.;.ol, tuc:.lncori'npi"r,l. I'fanHslsala,
MaiUnc'nvrlnia.a anil rail prl.w llrt wiitoasiiiiiirs.
tlon. Cnmrolsnil l.'niplra worn anllrltra. I.aaU.
vllle. Colo. Keftrenco t arlionata .Nt 1 liana.
B U
FROM
YOUR DCALHR
W. L. DOUGLAS
84.00, $3.50, $3.00, $2.50
i a
MAlia wsawaaiw
TMS WORLO.
W.L. Douglas shoes
are worn by more
men than any other
make. Tho reason
Ik, they hold their
8hape,ntbetter,wear
longer, and have
greater intrinsic
value than any
other shoes.
Bold Etnrywh&r$.
. V a H..Ma a.d a.ltf-M .in lllll tf 1 n.
lloiiKlna uara Corona Oiltaltltl, which Is
avarywhareeunradefl ttihathe llnsat I'alant
il h.ir rt prml noml. fatt Calor I irltf mtd.
bimmb ry iiijill.aft f-nts i(ra. Wru rr ,tai'a.
W. h. KOLOLAM, lirooklou, Masa.
Dr. C. Gee Wo
WONDERFUL
HOME
TREATMENT
Thla wondnrfnl Chl
rjiM Am:Uit la cslld
grst becstlM ha curva
pKopla wltlioilt opra
llftii that sr (Iv.ii up
In dla. Ha 'ilra a-ltn
ItioM wondfrrul l.'hl
nfai. berlia, rtwta, huila,
baraa and vva.tablfta
that ara antlrvlf un
known to medical act-
tnc In UiU conntrf. 1'lirnuali Ilia unm o'
thujas barml'aa rmidl' HO famnni dontar
knnwa tha actlnn ot ov.r U dint-runt rain
fttla, whl'h ha aurrmafullr uawa In diffaranl
dtaaaea. iia Riiarantawa to cura csttarh, aalh
ma, lunf, throat, rhttuntatlain, narvnuanmia,
lnnia.;h, llvar, kldni.ra, atct had uundrwla or
ifatlfnonkala. t'harHa niodrala. i.'all and
am him. I'altrnia out ot Ilia clljr wnoi tut
hlanka and rlmilsra. Hnd alamp. CUMU1
1'A'lluN flint. Aiiuituaa
The C Gee Wo Chinese Medidne Co.
IS Aldar St.. forusnj, Orajon.
Sviiaaiioi' papar.
P. N. U.
Ma. 17-1904.
-IirfjJCN writing toadTsrtlaerapUaaal
IT
manlloo this papar.
Bell Boy (outside of room MH-Sny.
the gns la escaping In tliew. toiin jr
man (Insl.lo of room '
I locked the door. Kx.
Mother Johnny Jm'. did you get
that awful cold out skating? Hon
Mother, I think 1 caught It washing
my face vosterday morning. Judge.
Clmmply I don't know whether 1
ought to take your daughter from her
father's roof. Her Father-She doe.n t
live on the roof.-Phlladelphla Bulle
tin. "I say, Broom!" "Call ''7 7
whole name. If you please- " has a
bamlln to it, and It wa meant to us
used, sir." "That's so. Well, Broom
handle, how are yon J"
Curloso Yovir name Is Ephralm. Is
it? How'd your parent come tu give
vou that name? Modetus-t Hunt
i ... i.. i,nt t anaooct It was
Humv ivi in uii. i, ' -
because I was a boy. Boston Trail
script. "Women claim that Hi way to get
on with a man Is to give nun pien.y
0f nicely cooked food."
Well, an
- .
swered Slrlus Barker, Irritably, 'why
don't some of them try It?" Washing
ton Star.
A Great Petit: Bragg I owe seis
ins to any man. Newitt uu. yea, you
do. Bracir No. sir! Newttt-Ob. yea.
You owe an apology to every man who
has to listen to you blow. Philadel
phia Press.
Improvement at the G Ottlce; "Kid
you hare any luck when you went to
complain about the gat bill?" "Better
luck than last month," answered Mr.
Meekton; "the man didn't laugh this
time." Ex.
Magistrate (sternly) lldn't I tell
you the Inst time you were here I nev
er wanted you to coma before me
again? Prisoner Yes, sir. but 1
couldn't make the policeman believe
it. New Yorker.
"Funny "about Balaton wanting hit
former wife to get a divorce from her
second husband so that tliey might get
married again." "Not very, lie s al
ways been falling In love with other
men's wives." Kx.
Dally Guide to Flattery: If there It
something on tl) table that the
hostess know It so badly nniked that
she feels bored about It. sak for more;'
and eat It with the grentent bhii
rent
relish. Ilnltliuore Ainerlean.
"Have you any taate for TUseks
rayl" aske.1 Mrs. Oldenstle. "No, I
can't say that I have," replied her
hostess: "Is that anything Use this
paprika they're puttin' In everything
now?" Chleago Heeord Herald.
What he Would Itather Have Ei
pressed Differently: fiuahltig Ijuly
Oh, but Sir. Jones. I should love to t
beautiful even If for only half aa
hour! Jones Yes; hut you wouldn't
like tho coming hack again! - I'uncb.
Conductor All alKiard! Please get
aboard quickly, Miss; Hie train Is
atiotit to start. Young Ijidy But I
wish to kiss my slater gootl by. Con
ductor (jet aboard, get aboard; I'll
attend to that for you.-Yale Heeord.
"Coal vases" said the hardware
merchant. "Yes, sir." "Hometltliif ;
nicely JapanpeiU" "No, sir," wild tin
customer, a man with th-rce uiuxtflctie
and a foreign accent; "haven't you
something in Itunala Iron?" Chicago
Tribune.
How to Hold Actors: "It always
makes me mad to talk to an actor, lis
protends to listen politely, hut his at
tention Is wandering all the time. Kver
notice It?" "No. I always talk to
them about themselves." Philadel
phia Ledger.
Owner of Fishpond (to man who Is
trespsa!r.) Don't you sea ttint sign,
"No Balling here? Angler Yes, snd
I dispute It. Why, there's good tun
ing here. Look at this basketful. The
man must have been mud who put
that board up.
"it was only Qve years ago thut 1
started In with our firm ut flvo dollars
a week," said Urugg, "and now I earn
fifty a week without any trouble."
"That's so; It's easy to earn that," re
plied Newltt, "but how much do you
get?" Philadelphia Press.
Ida I don't believe Mr. Smart be
lieves mjj hnndkercltlefs are linen.
May Why not? Ida I told him I
bad my pin money wrapped In my
handkerchief and lost It. Ho said
there was a great deal of money lost
in cotton theso days. Clilcngo News.
Tommy To-morrow's your birthday,
ain't It, ma? I wlalit I huda dollar:
I'd buy you a present . MaT,ui(t's
thoughtful of you, my dear. ,I!iit -why-
do you need a dollac? Tommy -'Cause
that's the price of It. It's the dsndl.
est catcher's mask you ever saw.
Philadelphia I'ress.
Fond Mother I don't know what to
do. I-want to send my dutighter to
college, and yet I don't want to send
ber into the world unprotected. Wise
visitor, who bas observed the daugh
ter's disposition You mean that It
would be unkind to send ber out Into
the unprotected world!
Never say again that a newspaper
writer Is not a master of diplomacy.
One of the fraternity wns to write np
the history of an old lady of 1)8. lis
was told she hnd never so much u
teamed her letters. Did ho blurt it
out In print? Not a lilt of It. Ha
merely stated on his finely written
article that "she can renil the finest
print as well as she ever could." -
Queer.
"Hades la supposed to bo located la
the center of the earth, Isn't it?" re
marked the thermometer.
I "Yes, but what of It?" Inquired the
barometer.
i "It seems funny, I was Just think.
Ing the' lower down I should get la
that direction tho higher up I'd go."
Philadelphia I'ress.
It sometimes happens thnt a family
wnicn ciuiiioi uoasr. mat one of Its
members underwent an operation, can
recall a time when one of the children
went from one convulsion Into another.
w.iiiIffolES UP
MISS MARJORY HAMPTON, OP MIW VORK.
Miss Marjory Hampton. Third
PURE BLOOD
Blood Impurities of Spring
time -Cause, Preven
tion and Cure.
Pr. Ilarln an't medical Ipelurrs aie '
.,.rlv a,-aiiiil hy iimnv llioiiaaiul .
rt-silers.
One ot tlio meat timely and Interrat-
ing lectures lie ever delivered ra hi
recent lecture on the blood lniniritie
ol spring.
The d.K'tor "aid in auMam- that
ery ring H e 1 1 l l I del eith
the rftele accumulations ol winter,
deranging tho digestion, pro.1'1. lug
alugiiWiliraa of tho liver, ovrrtaiing
- '" "T"' " , "
-
rtilatin ot the ihohi
This condition of things prtaluccs
what ia popularly knon aa apring
fever, apring inalsris, nervous eihatis
tion, that tired dtding, t'i.xt thicken.
D : and many o her nau.e".
Nmirliuiea the victim la I i to'ia, ilya.
peptic and Constipated; anti.ttllmrs
.!
K.tfotltiiva ara mav Irartt mora from :
a mail's emirs lUu from hi. virtues.
I.. fellow.
...... a flna nmJklno 10 laae any swam... . ya..
...i-l i. .,n the system and u s slunk, strengthening m
. . l.ll and winter I have lounu that II cure old
tn."'j"l . .."'. H...I .i..t it ia Invaluable to keep the bowela regular.
.! r "V,: .,iui.i on Hie system. In ''. ' fonalder It a whole
cheat."-Mia Marjory Hampton.
is m n-?iv - -
THE KING OF
BLOOD PURIFIERS
No remedy ever yet discovered hat met with audi .""ZVefo
popular favor as S. S. S. The people everywhere Imtorse it, C-
and there are few homes where 5. S. S. for the blood it S I XAl
not known and used. It i auricrior in many ways to Hie ordi
nary blood medicines. In the lirnt place S. S. S. is a Kunratitwd
purely vci'ctulilc compound, itnule exclusively of inctlit inal roots
selected for llicir woiulcrful purifying and tonic projicrties that act
utMin the blond, iHiru-iiitr it of impurities and restoring it to a healthy,
natural condition. At tlto same time, under its tonic effects the grn
eral system improves, the sluj'ish orpins are toncil up, nml renewed
iitrcnth and vigor and better iiciilih it the result. No imd aftcr-;fTecti
follow the use of S. S. S., n so often happens with blood nictlicinrl
containing strong minerals, which derange the stotnitch and digestion
and in other ways damage the system. For diseases of the blood,
such as Chronic Sores, Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Jloils and l'inv
ALWAYS KEKPS fl. . B. ON HAND. P'c' J tl a, Tet ter,
Montl.IIo,Ark.,M.y.t,tOoa. iUl '"'. nd Othef
O.Mlemsn:-ror about twalvt yaars I have trouble due tt impure Of
bssn ualn( your S. B. 8. aa a houaehoW ramo.tr. bad Condition of the blood,
I havs takan It aa a tonlo and appatlsar, and ba- no remedy acts IK promptly
llara thars la nona bsttar. I liava uaail It for of ,. a! 'a u C.
ahlldran at various tlm.a toHlitl..kl.ruptlons, ?,,d '0K' 7
bolls snd poisons ososad by playlua- with wk1. It reaches (Icep-SCa tea,
8. B. a. Is my standard, navsr ulud what Is the long-standing Citw. upon
msttsr. If I uss a bottls ot B. 8. H. It tonsa up ths which the ortlinary potash
systsm, olaana.a ths blood and makss ma well nI.i .nr.,.nr,ri,. rmnrmuntU
as-aln. Aa an all-round family msdletas I eonsldar f nJ anraaparillit Compouno
8. 8. 8. ths best rsmsdrof tbs kind that have I IMIVC 110 clifCt. l.vcn Where
STaruasd.sndiaDarallr kaopltonhanrtaaaf.m. tliero IS an hereditary
Uyrsmsdy. MH8. V. O. WtilTTINUTON. , ... . i- .
predisMiition to diseaae,
S. S. S will search out and remove from the blood the fixed poison ami
build up the health ; it enriches und purifies weak, thin blood and stim
ulates Uie circulation, l'uro blood is eiacntinl to health. You can
exist without good blood, hut can never be robust and strong; for every
organ, tinne and nerve in the body looks to the blood for nourishment,
and unless this vitul fluid is kept in n pure, healthy stnte, the rest of
the body tulTers anil the system soon breaks down. Nature has pro
vided in S. S. S. a remedy for dieaes of the blood whiclt long
experience and a thorough teat hrtve proven superior to all others, and
the acknowledged " King of lilood Purifiers."
"OUR MEDICAL DEPARTMENT, in chnrgo of gradimfod physicinnt,
Is an important part of our husincas, maintained for tho lienrfit of those
who need advice or special information in regard to their case. Write
Ui, and our pliysiciant will advise you without charge.
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THE SYSTEM
IF TAKEN IN THE SPRING."
Av.-i.uo, Sew York City, writr-s:
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It weak, nrrvnu and tlepresaml; anil
aitain hp may have eruptions, ewolllnge
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It Is, the reuse I the name ifM
accumulations in the IiIimmI,
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