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Newspaper Page TextWO Doses For One Dollar Economy in medicine must be measured by two things cost and effect. It cannot be measured by either alone. It is greatest in that medicine that does the most for the money that radically and per manently cures at the least ex pense. That medicine is Hood's Sarsaparilta It parities and enriches the blood, cures pimples, eczema and all eruptions, tired, languid feelings, loss of appetite and general debility. "I have taken Hood's Sarsaparilla and found it reliable id g-lvlne iwrfect tlfo - Hon. It taxes awaj that tired feelin. slvos o.rrr and put. the blood in iood condition." Miss Errit Colons. Sl 10th Street, N. vo Wuhlngton, D. C. Hood's Sarsaparllla promlsa to uro and keeps tho promise. The Only Judg. . .'That's a gxd idea." "Do vou think so?" ,. i :t n . ...,' "I'm never sure of an 'idea until I've applied the test." "What's the test?" "Submit it to a publisher," replied , 4,,., . the author, wearily. "If he a.cepta it, its good. Chicago Post. tATZ or OHIO, fm OT TOLIDO, I Lvvis oorxtv. ( Frank J. Chknkt niakrn oath that he Is th. senior partem! the firm of f. J. Che-hit A Co., doina business in li e Cut of Toledo, Coume and fcteteaforvseid. and thai aaid firm will par the Sum OI ONE lU'NUKKl) tH)l LARS (or est- and every cae ol Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of Hall's Catahkh Cure. ,lA.siv J. tnabi sworn to eefore me ami lutwcnoea in hit presence, ihn am day of December, A. D. ISsS. -T7 i w.gleason, Aofaif Hall's Catarrh Cure litaicn Internally and act TlrtctlT on the blood and mucous suriace 0 xjaaaysiem. Send for testimonial!, free. F. J. CHENEY (t CO., Toledo, a Bold by druggist. 7oa Bail's Family tills at. the best, - Not Sanguine. "What do you think the result of a national American theater would be?" "Merely to create an appetite for more," answered the cold-blooded manager. "One national theater couldn't possibly accommodate all the unproduced plays, 10,000 Plants for 16c. This ts a remarlaWe offer the John A. Salz-r Seed to.. La Crosse, Wis, makes. They will end vou their lu plant and teed catalog. logetner witn enun ee-i 10 grow 1. Wo fine. soli.i Cabbages, J.no delicious t ar ots, a.ixs.' b anchinfr, nutty Celery, 2, i 0 nt h. buttery Lettuce, l.iWO spiendui t-'nlons, 1,CV rare, lucious Kadishe, 1 its) r orloun brilliant Flowers. This great offer Is male In order to Induce you to trv their warranted seeda for when you once ptam mem you win grow bo otuci, and ALL FOK BCT I6C rOSTAGB. providing you return this notice, and if you will send tbem 20c In postage, they will add to the above a package of the fa:noua Berliner t auimower. ir. u. i.j "Autos" Mast Heed the Rale. Motor cars we are assured have come to stay; they have created a new indus try and a new source of pleasure; but they have also created a new abuse, and the condition on which they will continue to be tolerated is that they conform to the rules of roads made for others and not for them. ITS, Permanenny cured. Wo flu or I after flntdav'suaeofDr.KUne'sOraalNi orer. Aend for Free OS trial bottleand Dr. JL H. Kline, UA-tB Arch St, Philadelphia, Pa A Case of Easy Picking. You know that man Flipperton, who claims to read character at a glance? Yes. Well, he swindled me out of $300. Indeed? I didn't suppose be ever pnt his boasted talent to any practical oae. Cleveland Plain Dealer. Mother will flud Mrs. Wlnslow'a SnotMng Syrup the best remedy 10 uss for their children IM warning season. Offer Is Accepted. When Lewis Xixon was leader of Tammany, an impulsive young demo crat presented himself. "I'm Mr. . I've nothing to offer you but myself I" "That's enough. I accept yon. Eveiybody else who has been here today has come armed with sug- geetions and plans. A man was what I wanted." BRINGING Every Catarrh sufferer dreads the V II H J U fcaSSa if m v I itC A era A fss ms h n ! breath of the "ice-kin?" this miserable disease is fanned into life and all the disgusting symptoms return. The nostrils are stopped up and the throat can be kept clear of mucous secretions only by continual hawking ana spitting. tatarra ts a nuisance and source of annoyance, not only to the one who has it, but everybody else. The thick, yellow discharge from the head produces a feeling of personal defilement, and the odor of the breath is almost intolerable. The catarrhal poison brings on stomach troubles and affects the Kid neys and Bladder. It attacks the soft bones and tissues of the head and throat, causing total or partial deafness, the loss of smell, and giv ing to the voice a rasping, nasal twang. No part of the body is secure from its ravages. Catarrh makes you sick all over, for it is a dis ease of the blood, and circulates all through the system, and for this reason, sprays, washes, inhalers, powders and salves have proven failures. The way to cure Catarrh thor oughly and permanently is to cleanse the blood of the unhealthy secretions that keep the membranes of the body inflamed, and nothing does this so surely and promptly as S. S. S. As long as the blood is poisoned with Catarrhal matter the discbarge of mucus and other disgusting symptoms of the miserable disease will continue. S. S. S. goes to the fountain source of the trouble and purifies and enriches ' Wood-tainting and stubborn disease. medical advice. . jue SWIFT Mutually Agreed. "But, George, its the time passe on and I grow itout and red-faced, will yon love me just the me7" "I don't think it' quite (air to put it that way, Mabel. You see, I'm quite likely to experience a change my self. No doubt I'll develop an alder manic rotundity and a tierce double chin and a dignified waddle and " "Stop, t.eorgel I can t Dear to mm of you looking like that." and red-nosed, Mabel." "Wliv borrow trouble?" "Whv, indeed?" Cleveland Flaln- dealer. " Polish Nationalists Actlv. rolish nationalists held agreat nicer- ing in Lemberg recently for the pur- i pose of keeping alive the Polish na-, tionsl sentiment. The gathering ex-, pressed sympathy with Polish re- sistance to Herman and Russian op-i j p.j It also urged the direction j of l0,!gh effort jn A Russia and ,,,,., .,. . ,,mm,)n .jm of Germany ! national independence. Cquals the Bramble Bush Story. j John Miller, colored, of Uniontown, Ifa., became blind in his right eye many months ago and recently one oi the "family threw a potato which des troyed the sicht of his left eve. His physicians believed him entirely blind, J but the sight gradually returned to tho j "8ht ' , j For forty rear s Fiso s Curs C"": sumption has cureJ coughs ami oola. At P " " . Not a Believer. Miss Elderly You mustn't believ all you hear. Mrs. Malaprop I dout. Nor half I sv. Easy tor Johnny. had been told Johnnv to write a - - - - , .... , .11 i short composition in which re ShOUUl Jsav something about all the vluys of the I week. The little fellow thought a few 1 , .1 pn triumnhantlv oro- , niinuies, aim men iriumpuauiiy pro duced this: "Momlav father and I killed a bear, and there was meat enough to last over Tuesday, Wednes day, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday." Beaming. "Remember," admonished the rev erend gentleman, "when you begin to notice the mo e in your neighbor's eye there is pretty certain to be a beam in your own." "That's right," replied Sinnickson, "it makes the average man's whole face beam to find a mote in his neighbor's eye." Pittsburg Press. Large Congregation Expected. Cy Higrass Heerd 'bout Decum Billins' fall? Hi Sigrass Ye don't tell! What did he fall from? Ct Hiomsa Frnm o-race. He-hei They're goin' to church 'im next Sun-' day morning. Baltimore American. Too Ocncrons. Lady member of the advanced bri gadeI cannot understand why yon men seem to prefer the silly, foolish, inane women, who have not two thoughts in their empty heads. If I were a man I should select a girl with a mind of her own. ilale Outsider The worst of that sort of woman is that she is always so fond of giving pieces of it away. Knew the Man. 1 "I see that Planus, who was your ! architect, is building a house for him- I Self nOW " "Is he," exclaimed the victim. I'll bet he'll cheat himself." Phila delphia Press. Worldly Bobble. "Thursday was a lucky day for Bob bie Tuffly." "Did Jennie arcept him? "No. She refused him." "You don't call that lucky. Jennie has all kinds of money." "les, but Bobbie has last met a girl with more of the big denominations." Horrid Mas). She If every atom in the human J body is renewed every seven years, I j cannot be the same woman that you married. He 1 ve been suspecting mat lor lme time. Pearson's Weekly. IS COMING coming of winter, for with the first I COULD MOT HEAR THE TICK Of A CLOCK. Wateontowo, Pa., July 13, 1903, Dear Bira: . I have used 8. S. B. for Catarrh ef th Inner ear, and have found It an zcU lent remvdf for same. I bad bee a troubled with this diaeaaa for years and triad many thine; la an effort t ret relief, but Bothmf did me an r armament food until I began a. 8. H. bad a disobarere from mr ear and mr bearina; was so badljr affected that I oould not hear th tick of a clock. I was ln bad snaps when I began your med icine. S. 0. 8. baa dona away with th diacharae and my bearing baa been wonderfully improved; so much ao that I can now carry on a oonveraatlon in an ordinary tone, waoreae a year ago this waa Impossible. Tour mediolne baa dona me a world of ood and I do not heaitat to (iv it tba credit it deserve. W. F. KEUMBINB. NO SION OF CATAUBH IN THIE TEEif YEAB3. Krsbs, Ind. Ter., Aug. 1, 1903. Sear Birs: About thirteen years ago I used your remedy for Catarrh. 1 bad been troubled with itfjr about oils years, but since taking U S. S. bare never been worried witb It. I feel able to recommend 0. 8. tt. a a aura cur for Catarrh. T. XIU.WXB. the blood, and so invigoralaa ana tones tip the system that catching cold and con tracting Catarrh is not so likely to occur. Keep the blood in order and winter's coming brings none of the discomforts of Catarrh. Write us particulars of your case, and let our physicians help you get rid of this We make no charge whatever foi SPZCIflO C0V AUANTAm CJL Man Oh, yes; she refused me and gave me no reasons whatever. Maid , , e 4 aalntJ Judiw 1 w,iHt , , that nmk(J mM papa?" "I'erslstent advertising, my son." Cleveland Hnlu Dealer. First Theatergoer-Thl play was taken from the Italians. Second Th ! atergoer -Lucky Italians: Smart Set. gnewhat Is a "fool killer," any- wayJ ne I don't know. I uever met one. She Naturally. Philadelphia Public Ledger. "Poor thing, did she tako her hus band's death much to heart?" "Why, she's prostrated with grief! She can't see a soul except the dressmaker." "Le man dat knows a heap au' don't try to do nuUiu'," said Vncle Eben, "an' tie man dat don' know nutflu' an' tries to do a heap is bof of 'em nuis ances." Washington Star. "Americans are great kickers," r tuarked the visiting EngHshmau. "Yes. Indeed," replied the enthusiastic Amer ican. "That's what makes us such en thusiastic football players." Ethel I heard the count had Jilted Gladys. Jean Oh, no; he's too much of a gentleman for that. I know pos itively that he gave Gladys three days In which to Jilt him. New Orleans Democrat. "But they told me you had money." "And they bunkoed me Into thinking you were rich." "Well, what's to b done about It?" "Let's fall In love Just for spite." Cincinnati Commer cial Tribune. Xoozoy I see they've revived tho rumor that General Kitchener Is to be married. Honpeck That wouldn't be surprising. It's natural for him to waut to know somethlug about every form of warfare. Philadelphia Press. "Prisoner, why did you strike this man';" "If you please, your honor, he caiae to me suddenly and said. How old is Ann?' " "Well, what hurt did that do?" "Why. you see, your hon or, Ann is my wife." Cleveland Plain Dealer. When Mr. Smith started for lode meeting the other night he said to hla wife, "Mary, I believe I'll take the key, for I might have trouble In flud- lng It when I get home." "Yes," said wife, "aud you'd hotter take the keyhole, too." Lyre. He It certainly was a pretty wed ding, and everything was so nicely ar ranged. She That's Just what I think; and the music was especially appro priate. He I don't remember. What did tbey play? She The Last Hope. Llpplncott's Magazine, "Isn't there some way to patch np your differences with your husband?" asked the kind lawyer. "No way at all, sir," answered the woman. "When ever he gets the leant bit mad be re minds me that I bad to advertise to get him." Indianapolis Sun. "I shnll get s divorce," cried the an gry wife, her eyes flashing Are. "Henceforth 1 shnll be free!" "Well, I haven't any kick coming," calmly re joined the husband. "It'll be mora money In my pockut every morning, I ...t I hwA " ira,.n.Ku, 1 r, n T Mistress-Did any one call while I was our. janer jane-ns, mum. wan gcuutruiiu nu. aimiTi i-aiuo , UJUUJ. Mistress uat was ma uanier jan Molke O'Rafferty, mum, an' be was as glad to folnd yez out as he wnz to find me In, Ol'm thlnkin', mum. Chi cago News. "A woman can never keep anything to herself," said Danboy to bis wife. who had been repeating something b didn't want known. "Oh, yes. she can," said Mra. Uanboy. sweetly. I d like to know what It Is," be growled. "It's her real and private opinion of her husband." "Does the baby talk yet?" asked a friend of the family. "No," replied the baby's disgusted little brother, "the baby doesn't have to talk." "Doesn't have to talk?" "No; all the baby ha to do Is to yell and It gets anything lg ln the house that worth hav- Ing." New York Times. Mrs. Bilkins (sweetly) Do have an other piece of cake, Cousin John. Cousin John Why, really, I've already had two; but It's so good I believe I will have another. Little Johnnie (ex citedly) Ma's a winner! Ma's a win ner! She said she'd bet you'd make a pig of yourself! Town and Country. The effete Kast: Wabash "How long did It take you to do that pic ture?" French artlst( proudly) "I nui ongage upon eet for see months." Wabash "Just as I thought. You're dead slow over there. Why, I've saw fellers In Chicago turnln' them thing I out while ye wait" Philadelphia. j Press. Mrs. EllklnS (sweetly) "Do have an other piece of cake, Cousin John." Cousin John "Why, really, I've al ready bad two; but It' so good I be lieve I will have another." Little John nie (excitedly) "Ma's a winner! Ma' a winner! (She said she'd bet you'd make a pig of yourself!" Town and Country. The Kansas farmer was looking anx iously at the sky. "I hope," be said, "that none o' them there cyclones com along." "Are you afraid of them?" asked the stranger. "I ain't never been before," answered the furin er, "but I lifted the mortgage off tho place yesterday, and It's o denied light now It wouldn't take much of 1 any kind of a wind to blow It awny. The mortgage sort o' weighted It down before, yea know." Chicago Post I The Financial Killlor, "Where' the financial edltorr asked the visitor. "II Just stepped out to borrow a quarter," answered the dramatic editor, "He'll be back In a minute though." Indianapolis Sun. Ilalsera ot Tropical l-'rnlt A large part of the tropical fruit used ln the United States Is raised by the transportation conipmilt's which bring It. Many a man lives poorly in order to dl rich. I i Ztf s j "An attack of la grippe left ma with a bad cough. My fi'iends said I had consumption. I then tried Ayer'a Cherry Pectoral and It cured me promptly." A. K. Randies, Nokomls, III. You forgot to buy a bot tle of Aycr's Cherry Pec toral when your cold first came on, so you let it run along. Even now, with all your hard coughing, it will not disappoint you. There's a record of sixty years to fall back on. Three sites; 3V.. enmiirh tor an ordinary eoWi; Nk. Jii.t rllit tor bro.ii'liuii. hi'ur.e nsisT hard old., etc. SI. ruoal ev.m.tuucal toe cluoulo ease mul to kern in hsml. J. (.. AlhK CO, Lowell, Mass. Exp'alnlng Hla Interest. "Who is that little man w tut is so vehemently in favor of the butcher' national strike'" "Why, he's our leading vegetarian." Miss Rose Petersofl.Sccre 1 tary Parkdale Tennis Club, Chi cago.frora experience advises all j young girls who have pains and sickness peculiar to their sei, to use Lydia E. Pinkbaa's Vege i table Compound. 1 How many beautiful yonnr girls de velop Into worn, listless aud hopeles I women, simply because sutlcient atteu I tion has not been paid to their physical I development. No woman is exempt front physical weakness and periodio pain, and younf girls just budding Into , womanhood should b carefully guided ; physically as well aa morally. Another I woman, I MLss Hannah 12. Mershon, Col- lliiKswood, H.J says 1 I " I thouirht I would write and tell j Tu that, by following your kind ad ! vice, I feel like a new person. I was j always thin and delicate, and so weak j that I could hardly do anything. Men I struatlon was IrTegnlar. 1 tnea a nouie of your efretalile Compound and began to feel better right away. I continued ita use, and am now well and strong, and men etruate regularly. I cannot say enough for what your medicine did for me." 5000 ftrftlt If lfinml f atwve Itttv sneiaa fnulntrnt cannot as product. Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vejrctabla Compound will cure ny woman in tho land who suffer from womb troubles. Inflammation of tlie ovaries, and kidney trouble. BIG CROPS 1 PAYING CROPS! Are alwav-i rtmrted whfn IVtrtUn-l Sv-f') t o ' "Ina'iioin. Hratil" t"J are planted Why? Hj a-i we mil y.nj itie kinil hnt jfrow the let ti 1 hit) (a(t, (nr .() f'He hce-l Huoit No. l' Urllaai!. .tit free. PORTLAND SHHU CO., Portland. Oregon Ilttt(!juartf r for Ke ani i'tmltry HuppHea Good Pills Ayer's Pills are good liver pills. You know that. The best family laxative you can buy. They keep the bowels regular, cure constipation. 3. O. Arer Co. Lowell. Mass, Want your moustache or beard a beautiful brown or rich black? Use BUCKINGHAM'S DYE rim ct" nr imci'jsm a r. 111 1 r'i . ":' 4 a h WEATHERWISE IS THE MAN WHO WEARS 5LICKER5 -v ieuu.uuii vAveiwiiiw win yCi, eixty-alx years ond our V y cju&r&m.'' er dock, or y ajyajry oimeni pvoimg uv " oiCN or Tni- r in. NThero ar man imitatioris. s be sur of th nAir , n. 1 untK on tn punoru. Inu e.Ai . KvrsvwHrD ' ' f VII WU.IWIllh.lH lu A J. TOWER CO. BOSTON. rt.u . A. TOWt CANADIAN CO. Limb TORONTO. CAN. 11 iuilt Hll All llll Mll.lv, CJ LJ Beet Cuueb Sfrup. 1 utee Cloud. Dae Cj In time. Sold br ilniirsl.ts. f f - ; Vi" Its 5SE EDS y N KSEEDSgtf ; t Utisrve your confl- "t" j? dene. They have never T : i fsllfii-won't fall no. If . SolJ ty all dealers, ff .' l lOOt Seed Annaal Ki , , ' " V PP1'!. free. f D. M.r-ERRVCO. Detroit, Mloh. ft LUXURIES FOR 8EMVANT3. I'Hrute lliit'n ud t nliea lo Minis ot the Neweat Mouaea. The new puluces built In thl city every .vein' do not supply luxuihn for llltli,. ilUllltt'M nliiiui Tlie employe tire 11 Im. looked after and provision I made for their ctmirori to a uegrc uv". kutiwu anywhere elite. lu one of the new house on an up town street near the avenue the nuin servant yuiii'ters consist of three small room 011 the b p floor. Adjoining them Is a small Hied room with a shower and nluime biilh and spiny. In the same room are three bitaln lu order that the men tuny all wasli intui tu iioiundy If they want to, DownHiili adjoining tlie entrance hull Is another sleeping-room for a nmn sei'vniit and It lina as milch lltfht and 'air us any In the house, In addition to j li v lug a private bnth. The mom for the woman servent 'tire oil theth'rd Hour, and accommodate , bU. They nro au arranged that two sleep In eai'h room and have the ue of a bathroom. In addition to the j Hpai'tun tils there are two rooms and in bath tu be used by any servant who j happens to be III. These two room ar I so situated that a servant lu tbem may be quarantined so completely a ' If out of tlie house. Adjoining the nursery and separated from It only by a dressing mom Is the apartment of the head nurse, which I, of course, supplied with Its private bath. Near the room of the uilslrem of the house Is the room of her maid, ami It has the same conveniences as the others. Thus arc the servant of the wealthy 1, wiu.ii it 1. tnki.it Into con sideration that these rooms are kept In order and supplied with everything needful by the housekeeper, lb lot of llle household servant In the 1'nltfd Htnt aivmiH nuiru il.alra til tbau ever. Most houses lu which a large staff or servants are employed nav aiso slttliigroom for their diversion. Of course, not all of the new bouses built now have such an equipment thl one. It Is Intended for a young couple married only a year go. Th bride' mot Iter gave It as her wedding present, and It will cost JiSOO.OUO when com pleted. New Vork Sun. THE SAMURAI AND JIU-JITSU. Th Moat WenJerCut Rratesn mt Alb letice Known In tba W or 1.1. More than twenty-live hundred year ago there sprang '"to existence, lu Japan, an order of knlgbt who were known a the samurai. To them Imparted all the biirulng. the polite breeding, and the forms of auperlorliy that mark the geutlt-uiau. They wwe skilled In arms aud versed lu the arts of wr, for they were the Kuiperor's flghtliig uien, and none but they were allowed to tx-nr anus. As there could uot always be wnr on hand, and as It was considered bvneath the digiil!' cf the samurai to go Into any ordinary callings, It came about uaturnlly Unit tins.- little knight found much Idle time 011 their band. Deliig iiieu of war, they turned their attention to athletic ftats. On among the samurai conceived the Idea of learning, hy practice, the location of every sensi tive nerve and muscle In the l dy. After that he discovered all the Joints of the lilies that could be seined In such a way as to give momentary power over the muscles of an adversary. He practiced with his fellow samurai, ami thus by degrees was developed the most wonderful system of athletic know n In the world. The Japanese call this work Jlu-Jlti-u. The deft pnnsiin-s applied In the practice of lu-jltsu pro luce only momentary pain but do mil really Injure the muscle or uerrea. In nil other things the Japanese are the 1110.4 polite enile In all tht world; ; It follows that even lu their flghtltin lliey have developed s huinsiie yet effective method of elf-defciis. They do not strike out with the clenched ilat. nnd seek to bruise, a do the Anglo Saxons In their boxing contents. A knowledge of the Jlu Jltiu enables one sluioKt liialuiitly to convince hi uplineiit that It Is useless to fight. There nro now schools of Jlu Jltsu iverywhere In Jnpan. Kvery ar.hller, aitilur. slid pollceuuin Is oblige! to per-: feci liluiM-lf In the systm, A Japanese policeman, possessed of the art, bus known single-handed lo reduce to sul-mli-Klon and to bike to the pollre-atatlon four sturdy snllors of a foreign Asiatic squadron. St. Nicholas. N'iil. a Curative Airenu The (.'Iilnine ductor sets up terrible racket when culled to treat the slek. This Is supposed to drive evil spirits away, and It unquestionably acts well In a great ninny case. Civilization demands rest and (inlet; nil noise Is barred from the sick room. The Chin ee have demonstrated, unknowingly, a great psychological or psyebopatho loghal fact. A pntletit of mine had re ceived the Inst rite of the church, the pulae had ceased at the wrlirt and h had sunk Into Hint coma which pro ceeda dm lb. Homebody In the next Iioiirb struck up "The Anvil Chorus" from "U Trov Htore." I was very much annoyed and distressed and tried to stop It. Sudden ly the pulsation at th wrist began aguln, the patient gradually opened his eyes and motioned to his sister. She bent low and be whurpered In her ear. "Te dum t dee; that Is my favor ite tune," said hex We roused him. fed him, and today, ten year after the event, h weigh 240 pound. The therapeutic of vibration or noise la yet to be written. 80 I bare discovered that anything that can arouse the sub conscious subliminal self will cure my patient when all drugs fall, aud noise Is a very cheap agent. Medical Brief. j J III. . . niu mm uvuiiwhiii;sii Joslnh Flynt, rtudeiit of tramp, ha his memory snored with odd r niark beard on the road. "On tho outskirts of Boston," said Mr. Klynt on day, "I fell. In some year ago, with a long haired tramp. 1 hardly ever taw such long hair as thl fellow had. I couldn't resist tha temptation to spcek to him about It. " 'Why don't you get your hair cut J , 1 said. " 'Ilecatwe,' ha answered, 'thl hat would be three size to big for m If . I did." Lot of husband and wlvea agree that they made the mbrUke of their Uvea by marrying. MEDICAL Of tlie United Stat ommendH Other Prominent Physicians Use and Endorse Po-ru-na Dr. Llewellyn Jordan, medical ".Mill iner of the l'. M. treasury department, graduate ol I'tiliiinhia college;, and who served three years at West l'olut, b the following to say of lVruna: Allow me toexprca my gralltuds) to you for the benefit derived Irtmi your wonderful remedy. One short month has brought forth a vast change) and I now consider myself well man alter months of suffering. I 'How sufferers, I'cruna will cure you." A constantly increasing iimnlwr of physician prescribe I'eninrt In their practice. It bus proven ila merits so thoroughly that even the dm tora ban' overcome, their prejudice against called patent medicine aud rccuinmeud it to their patients. rerun occupies a uiiiipm position In medical science. It is the only In ternal systemic eatanli remedy known to the medical profession tislay. Catarrh, a every .me will admit, is the cause of niie-lialf llin disease which nlllicts mankind. Catarrh and ( tai rlial disease alllict one-half of the people of the t'niled States. lb.liertti. Ibihcrt, M,I., Wash ington, l, i'., write : ' through my own cuperlcme as well ut (hat of many ot my friends (inJ iKiiinlnlniuc who have been cured or relieved of catarrh by the use ot llarlman's I'ciuna, I can confidently recom mend It to those suKcriiig from such disorders, and have no lies ilitflon In prescribing ll to my patients."- Kohcrt K. Koherts. I'r. li. li.iM'itM, .MiKkogtv, I. T., ' wrili's: j "I'ertum is the U-nt medicine I know , ol (or ruiigh aud to strenglheli n weak stoiuaeli and to give npietile. Ilcsideai ueH'riliiiig it for catarrh, 1 lune onb , eml it lor weak and debilitated Miple, j und have 11. I had 11 patient but suid il lii'll-e,! l i in . It is au excellent iin-.il- j cine and il tits so many rase. j "I have a birne practice, nnd have u ; clisiiio lo preset i 1 10 your I'eriiu. I j hope Vou mity live long to do gissl to ' the sick and the suffering. " j I'r. M. C. tice, mites fiom 513 Jones St., San Francisco, Cat.: "JVtiina b is n'r(orineil so many won derful rules ill Sun KniiieiN O that I sin convinced that it is a valuable remedy. Ko Oftcnse Meant. Hlol.bs I uiidersland, sir, that you referred to niy pholograpti a side show?" Slobbs I'on't get excited, old man. I merely meant that It was a profile." Locomotive's Ureal Speed. The announcement is mude thai a new engine traveling iK-twei-ii Paris and Havre has achieved st many points on the route a speed of l'.'U milea an hour. This engine has ten wheels slid is of enormous sue and weight. The driver states that it fullilled all ex iwtutioits, and went through the high sietl exriinent illiout any break down. At The Post Up M 4:i. to Hv M hsry St. Jacobs Oil Is an urrv-rsal benfactcr In the cure t Hurts, Sprains and Bruises Prlce, 93o. and 50o. 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M in. nam. of ,h7 rp.r 'r Fnili!j( Incluflln ton. s ot e"..utrt,i.wiri.rihn, , mi -rMiiivVi - 1 EXAMINER ch TrcnHury Rcc-Pe-ru-rui. H.I.WI t.l.VN JOMDAN Aledlcal I'komlner l ulled Slate I ic.isury. I hnve fieiieiilly hiIvimhI ila um' (or oiiien, as I Dud it insures leular and painles uieiistriiatinii, curia hucorr losa and ovarian trutibles, mi l build up the entire system. I hUo roiialdrr it one of the llnest caturrli remnlie I know id." M. V. ijif, M. I. t'tttarrh is systemic diMaiut ur able mi ly by systemic tnatinent. A retiie.lv that cures calattli inuitt aim di rectly at tb depressed nerve Iclitcr. This is what IVriiua dis s, I'eruna iiiiiuediiili lv Im iu'orales th lierve ceiitrta ubiili give vitality to lb mucous iiiemlirain , Then citarth dis pBrs. Tlieii i-atortb is el matieiitly cured. If Vou do 11, il derive pmiiij'l arid sat isfactory results fruiii the ui ol I'rnina write at otiee to lr. IlarHimn, giving a full statement of ymir rase, and be will l pl.ns.il to give you bis valuable ad vice gratis. Ad-Iras Ir. Ilarlumn, I'r.-st. l.-itt of The llartman Saiutaiinm, Ciillllllblls, Ohio, draw (a of Anglian. At ibe liegiiiliing of the nilletcelilh century Knglisb w the riatlvu s)es h of Krbas '.U.tmo.oisj of men ami women, ami at the eh.' of the century il w spoken by I W.Oiltl.OliO, Strictly Modern. Mrs. IlattersoiiVonr new house, 1 stipp.,., will I finished in mo-lerii style? Mrs. Caitersoti Oh, yes; nothing In it but nti.tie. Town topic. t'hams. lW snip Tim wedding is a lung ay of, but 1 gel dreadfully nervous wlieu I think of it. May I don't blame y..u ,.r worry, ing. Wouldn't it w ,lr,.a.( j )',. should get rich suddenly and nut have lo tiiarrv. liidinaKli Sun. 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