The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913, February 05, 1904, Image 4

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    WO Doses
For One Dollar
Economy in medicine must be
measured by two things cost and
effect. It cannot be measured by
either alone. It is greatest in that
medicine that does the most for
the money that radically and per
manently cures at the least ex
pense. That medicine is
Hood's Sarsaparilta
It parities and enriches the blood,
cures pimples, eczema and all
eruptions, tired, languid feelings,
loss of appetite and general debility.
"I have taken Hood's Sarsaparilla and
found it reliable id g-lvlne iwrfect tlfo -
Hon. It taxes awaj that tired feelin. slvos
o.rrr and put. the blood in iood condition."
Miss Errit Colons. Sl 10th Street, N.
vo
Wuhlngton, D. C.
Hood's Sarsaparllla promlsa to
uro and keeps tho promise.
The Only Judg.
. .'That's a gxd idea."
"Do vou think so?"
,. i :t n . ...,'
"I'm never sure of an 'idea until I've
applied the test."
"What's the test?"
"Submit it to a publisher," replied
, 4,,., .
the author, wearily. "If he a.cepta it,
its good. Chicago Post.
tATZ or OHIO, fm OT TOLIDO, I
Lvvis oorxtv. (
Frank J. Chknkt niakrn oath that he Is th.
senior partem! the firm of f. J. Che-hit A Co.,
doina business in li e Cut of Toledo, Coume
and fcteteaforvseid. and thai aaid firm will par
the Sum OI ONE lU'NUKKl) tH)l LARS (or est-
and every cae ol Catarrh that cannot be cured
by the use of Hall's Catahkh Cure.
,lA.siv J. tnabi
sworn to eefore me ami lutwcnoea in hit
presence, ihn am day of December, A. D. ISsS.
-T7 i w.gleason,
Aofaif
Hall's Catarrh Cure litaicn Internally and act
TlrtctlT on the blood and mucous suriace 0
xjaaaysiem. Send for testimonial!, free.
F. J. CHENEY (t CO., Toledo, a
Bold by druggist. 7oa
Bail's Family tills at. the best, -
Not Sanguine.
"What do you think the result of a
national American theater would be?"
"Merely to create an appetite for
more," answered the cold-blooded
manager. "One national theater
couldn't possibly accommodate all the
unproduced plays,
10,000 Plants for 16c.
This ts a remarlaWe offer the John A. Salz-r
Seed to.. La Crosse, Wis, makes. They will
end vou their lu plant and teed catalog.
logetner witn enun ee-i 10 grow
1. Wo fine. soli.i Cabbages,
J.no delicious t ar ots,
a.ixs.' b anchinfr, nutty Celery,
2, i 0 nt h. buttery Lettuce,
l.iWO spiendui t-'nlons,
1,CV rare, lucious Kadishe,
1 its) r orloun brilliant Flowers.
This great offer Is male In order to Induce
you to trv their warranted seeda for when
you once ptam mem you win grow bo otuci,
and
ALL FOK BCT I6C rOSTAGB.
providing you return this notice, and if you
will send tbem 20c In postage, they will add to
the above a package of the fa:noua Berliner
t auimower. ir. u. i.j
"Autos" Mast Heed the Rale.
Motor cars we are assured have come
to stay; they have created a new indus
try and a new source of pleasure; but
they have also created a new abuse,
and the condition on which they will
continue to be tolerated is that they
conform to the rules of roads made for
others and not for them.
ITS,
Permanenny cured. Wo flu or
I after flntdav'suaeofDr.KUne'sOraalNi
orer. Aend for Free OS trial bottleand
Dr. JL H. Kline, UA-tB Arch St, Philadelphia, Pa
A Case of Easy Picking.
You know that man Flipperton, who
claims to read character at a glance?
Yes.
Well, he swindled me out of $300.
Indeed? I didn't suppose be ever
pnt his boasted talent to any practical
oae. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Mother will flud Mrs. Wlnslow'a SnotMng
Syrup the best remedy 10 uss for their children
IM warning season.
Offer Is Accepted.
When Lewis Xixon was leader of
Tammany, an impulsive young demo
crat presented himself. "I'm Mr. .
I've nothing to offer you but myself
I" "That's enough. I accept
yon. Eveiybody else who has been
here today has come armed with sug-
geetions and plans. A man was what
I wanted."
BRINGING
Every Catarrh sufferer dreads the
V II H J U fcaSSa if m v I
itC A era A fss ms h n !
breath of the "ice-kin?" this miserable disease is fanned into life and all
the disgusting symptoms return. The nostrils are stopped up and the
throat can be kept clear of mucous secretions only by continual hawking
ana spitting. tatarra ts a nuisance
and source of annoyance, not only
to the one who has it, but everybody
else. The thick, yellow discharge
from the head produces a feeling of
personal defilement, and the odor of
the breath is almost intolerable.
The catarrhal poison brings on
stomach troubles and affects the Kid
neys and Bladder. It attacks the
soft bones and tissues of the head
and throat, causing total or partial
deafness, the loss of smell, and giv
ing to the voice a rasping, nasal
twang. No part of the body is secure
from its ravages. Catarrh makes
you sick all over, for it is a dis
ease of the blood, and circulates all
through the system, and for this
reason, sprays, washes, inhalers,
powders and salves have proven
failures.
The way to cure Catarrh thor
oughly and permanently is to cleanse
the blood of the unhealthy secretions
that keep the membranes of the body
inflamed, and nothing does this so
surely and promptly as S. S. S. As
long as the blood is poisoned with
Catarrhal matter the discbarge of mucus and other disgusting symptoms
of the miserable disease will continue. S. S. S. goes to the fountain source
of the trouble and purifies and enriches '
Wood-tainting and stubborn disease.
medical advice. . jue SWIFT
Mutually Agreed.
"But, George, its the time passe on
and I grow itout and red-faced, will
yon love me just the me7"
"I don't think it' quite (air to put
it that way, Mabel. You see, I'm
quite likely to experience a change my
self. No doubt I'll develop an alder
manic rotundity and a tierce double
chin and a dignified waddle and "
"Stop, t.eorgel I can t Dear to mm
of you looking like that."
and red-nosed, Mabel."
"Wliv borrow trouble?"
"Whv, indeed?" Cleveland Flaln-
dealer. "
Polish Nationalists Actlv.
rolish nationalists held agreat nicer-
ing in Lemberg recently for the pur- i
pose of keeping alive the Polish na-,
tionsl sentiment. The gathering ex-,
pressed sympathy with Polish re-
sistance to Herman and Russian op-i
j p.j It also urged the direction
j of l0,!gh effort jn A Russia and
,,,,., .,. . ,,mm,)n .jm of
Germany
! national independence.
Cquals the Bramble Bush Story.
j John Miller, colored, of Uniontown,
Ifa., became blind in his right eye
many months ago and recently one oi
the "family threw a potato which des
troyed the sicht of his left eve. His
physicians believed him entirely blind,
J but the sight gradually returned to tho
j "8ht '
,
j For forty rear s Fiso s Curs C"":
sumption has cureJ coughs ami oola. At
P " " .
Not a Believer.
Miss Elderly You mustn't believ
all you hear.
Mrs. Malaprop I dout. Nor half I
sv.
Easy tor Johnny.
had been told
Johnnv
to write a
- - - - , .... , .11
i short composition in which re ShOUUl
Jsav something about all the vluys of the
I week. The little fellow thought a few
1 , .1 pn triumnhantlv oro-
, niinuies, aim men iriumpuauiiy pro
duced this: "Momlav father and I
killed a bear, and there was meat
enough to last over Tuesday, Wednes
day, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and
Sunday."
Beaming.
"Remember," admonished the rev
erend gentleman, "when you begin to
notice the mo e in your neighbor's eye
there is pretty certain to be a beam in
your own."
"That's right," replied Sinnickson,
"it makes the average man's whole face
beam to find a mote in his neighbor's
eye." Pittsburg Press.
Large Congregation Expected.
Cy Higrass Heerd 'bout Decum
Billins' fall?
Hi Sigrass Ye don't tell! What
did he fall from?
Ct Hiomsa Frnm o-race. He-hei
They're goin' to church 'im next Sun-'
day morning. Baltimore American.
Too Ocncrons.
Lady member of the advanced bri
gadeI cannot understand why yon
men seem to prefer the silly, foolish,
inane women, who have not two
thoughts in their empty heads. If I
were a man I should select a girl with
a mind of her own.
ilale Outsider The worst of that
sort of woman is that she is always so
fond of giving pieces of it away.
Knew the Man. 1
"I see that Planus, who was your !
architect, is building a house for him- I
Self nOW "
"Is he," exclaimed the victim.
I'll bet he'll cheat himself." Phila
delphia Press.
Worldly Bobble.
"Thursday was a lucky day for Bob
bie Tuffly."
"Did Jennie arcept him?
"No. She refused him."
"You don't call that lucky. Jennie
has all kinds of money."
"les, but Bobbie has last met a girl
with more of the big denominations."
Horrid Mas).
She If every atom in the human J
body is renewed every seven years, I j
cannot be the same woman that you
married.
He 1 ve been suspecting mat lor
lme time. Pearson's Weekly.
IS COMING
coming of winter, for with the first I
COULD MOT HEAR THE TICK Of A
CLOCK.
Wateontowo, Pa., July 13, 1903,
Dear Bira: .
I have used 8. S. B. for Catarrh ef th
Inner ear, and have found It an zcU
lent remvdf for same. I bad bee a
troubled with this diaeaaa for years
and triad many thine; la an effort t
ret relief, but Bothmf did me an
r armament food until I began a. 8. H.
bad a disobarere from mr ear and mr
bearina; was so badljr affected that I
oould not hear th tick of a clock. I was
ln bad snaps when I began your med
icine. S. 0. 8. baa dona away with th
diacharae and my bearing baa been
wonderfully improved; so much ao
that I can now carry on a oonveraatlon
in an ordinary tone, waoreae a year
ago this waa Impossible.
Tour mediolne baa dona me a world of
ood and I do not heaitat to (iv it tba
credit it deserve.
W. F. KEUMBINB.
NO SION OF CATAUBH IN THIE
TEEif YEAB3.
Krsbs, Ind. Ter., Aug. 1, 1903.
Sear Birs:
About thirteen years ago I used your
remedy for Catarrh. 1 bad been troubled
with itfjr about oils years, but since
taking U S. S. bare never been worried
witb It. I feel able to recommend 0. 8. tt.
a a aura cur for Catarrh.
T. XIU.WXB.
the blood, and so invigoralaa ana tones tip
the system that catching cold and con
tracting Catarrh is not so likely to occur.
Keep the blood in order and winter's coming
brings none of the discomforts of Catarrh.
Write us particulars of your case, and
let our physicians help you get rid of this
We make no charge whatever foi
SPZCIflO C0V AUANTAm CJL
Man Oh, yes; she refused me and
gave me no reasons whatever. Maid
, , e 4 aalntJ Judiw
1 w,iHt , , that nmk(J mM
papa?" "I'erslstent advertising, my
son." Cleveland Hnlu Dealer.
First Theatergoer-Thl play was
taken from the Italians. Second Th
! atergoer -Lucky Italians: Smart Set.
gnewhat Is a "fool killer," any-
wayJ ne I don't know. I uever met
one. She Naturally. Philadelphia
Public Ledger.
"Poor thing, did she tako her hus
band's death much to heart?" "Why,
she's prostrated with grief! She can't
see a soul except the dressmaker."
"Le man dat knows a heap au' don't
try to do nuUiu'," said Vncle Eben,
"an' tie man dat don' know nutflu' an'
tries to do a heap is bof of 'em nuis
ances." Washington Star.
"Americans are great kickers," r
tuarked the visiting EngHshmau. "Yes.
Indeed," replied the enthusiastic Amer
ican. "That's what makes us such en
thusiastic football players."
Ethel I heard the count had Jilted
Gladys. Jean Oh, no; he's too much
of a gentleman for that. I know pos
itively that he gave Gladys three days
In which to Jilt him. New Orleans
Democrat.
"But they told me you had money."
"And they bunkoed me Into thinking
you were rich." "Well, what's to b
done about It?" "Let's fall In love
Just for spite." Cincinnati Commer
cial Tribune.
Xoozoy I see they've revived tho
rumor that General Kitchener Is to be
married. Honpeck That wouldn't be
surprising. It's natural for him to
waut to know somethlug about every
form of warfare. Philadelphia Press.
"Prisoner, why did you strike this
man';" "If you please, your honor, he
caiae to me suddenly and said. How
old is Ann?' " "Well, what hurt did
that do?" "Why. you see, your hon
or, Ann is my wife." Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
When Mr. Smith started for lode
meeting the other night he said to hla
wife, "Mary, I believe I'll take the
key, for I might have trouble In flud-
lng It when I get home." "Yes," said
wife, "aud you'd hotter take the
keyhole, too." Lyre.
He It certainly was a pretty wed
ding, and everything was so nicely ar
ranged. She That's Just what I think;
and the music was especially appro
priate. He I don't remember. What
did tbey play? She The Last Hope.
Llpplncott's Magazine,
"Isn't there some way to patch np
your differences with your husband?"
asked the kind lawyer. "No way at all,
sir," answered the woman. "When
ever he gets the leant bit mad be re
minds me that I bad to advertise to
get him." Indianapolis Sun.
"I shnll get s divorce," cried the an
gry wife, her eyes flashing Are.
"Henceforth 1 shnll be free!" "Well,
I haven't any kick coming," calmly re
joined the husband. "It'll be mora
money In my pockut every morning, I
...t I hwA " ira,.n.Ku, 1 r, n T
Mistress-Did any one call while I
was our. janer jane-ns, mum. wan
gcuutruiiu nu. aimiTi i-aiuo , UJUUJ.
Mistress uat was ma uanier jan
Molke O'Rafferty, mum, an' be was
as glad to folnd yez out as he wnz to
find me In, Ol'm thlnkin', mum. Chi
cago News.
"A woman can never keep anything
to herself," said Danboy to bis wife.
who had been repeating something b
didn't want known. "Oh, yes.
she
can," said Mra. Uanboy. sweetly. I d
like to know what It Is," be growled.
"It's her real and private opinion of
her husband."
"Does the baby talk yet?" asked a
friend of the family. "No," replied the
baby's disgusted little brother, "the
baby doesn't have to talk." "Doesn't
have to talk?" "No; all the baby ha
to do Is to yell and It gets anything
lg ln the house that worth hav-
Ing." New York Times.
Mrs. Bilkins (sweetly) Do have an
other piece of cake, Cousin John.
Cousin John Why, really, I've already
had two; but It's so good I believe I
will have another. Little Johnnie (ex
citedly) Ma's a winner! Ma's a win
ner! She said she'd bet you'd make a
pig of yourself! Town and Country.
The effete Kast: Wabash "How
long did It take you to do that pic
ture?" French artlst( proudly) "I nui
ongage upon eet for see months."
Wabash "Just as I thought. You're
dead slow over there. Why, I've saw
fellers In Chicago turnln' them thing
I out while ye wait" Philadelphia.
j Press.
Mrs. EllklnS (sweetly) "Do have an
other piece of cake, Cousin John."
Cousin John "Why, really, I've al
ready bad two; but It' so good I be
lieve I will have another." Little John
nie (excitedly) "Ma's a winner! Ma'
a winner! (She said she'd bet you'd
make a pig of yourself!" Town and
Country.
The Kansas farmer was looking anx
iously at the sky. "I hope," be said,
"that none o' them there cyclones
com along." "Are you afraid of
them?" asked the stranger. "I ain't
never been before," answered the furin
er, "but I lifted the mortgage off tho
place yesterday, and It's o denied
light now It wouldn't take much of
1 any kind of a wind to blow It awny.
The mortgage sort o' weighted It down
before, yea know." Chicago Post
I The Financial Killlor,
"Where' the financial edltorr asked
the visitor.
"II Just stepped out to borrow a
quarter," answered the dramatic editor,
"He'll be back In a minute though."
Indianapolis Sun.
Ilalsera ot Tropical l-'rnlt
A large part of the tropical fruit
used ln the United States Is raised by
the transportation conipmilt's which
bring It.
Many a man lives poorly in order to
dl rich.
I i Ztf s j
"An attack of la grippe left ma
with a bad cough. My fi'iends said
I had consumption. I then tried
Ayer'a Cherry Pectoral and It
cured me promptly."
A. K. Randies, Nokomls, III.
You forgot to buy a bot
tle of Aycr's Cherry Pec
toral when your cold first
came on, so you let it run
along. Even now, with
all your hard coughing, it
will not disappoint you.
There's a record of sixty
years to fall back on.
Three sites; 3V.. enmiirh tor an ordinary
eoWi; Nk. Jii.t rllit tor bro.ii'liuii. hi'ur.e
nsisT hard old., etc. SI. ruoal ev.m.tuucal
toe cluoulo ease mul to kern in hsml.
J. (.. AlhK CO, Lowell, Mass.
Exp'alnlng Hla Interest.
"Who is that little man w tut is so
vehemently in favor of the butcher'
national strike'"
"Why, he's our leading vegetarian."
Miss Rose Petersofl.Sccre
1 tary Parkdale Tennis Club, Chi
cago.frora experience advises all
j young girls who have pains and
sickness peculiar to their sei, to
use Lydia E. Pinkbaa's Vege
i table Compound.
1 How many beautiful yonnr girls de
velop Into worn, listless aud hopeles
I women, simply because sutlcient atteu
I tion has not been paid to their physical
I development. No woman is exempt
front physical weakness and periodio
pain, and younf girls just budding Into
, womanhood should b carefully guided
; physically as well aa morally. Another
I woman,
I MLss Hannah 12. Mershon, Col-
lliiKswood, H.J says 1
I " I thouirht I would write and tell
j Tu that, by following your kind ad
! vice, I feel like a new person. I was
j always thin and delicate, and so weak
j that I could hardly do anything. Men
I struatlon was IrTegnlar.
1 tnea a nouie of your efretalile
Compound and began to feel better
right away. I continued ita use, and
am now well and strong, and men
etruate regularly. I cannot say enough
for what your medicine did for me."
5000 ftrftlt If lfinml f atwve Itttv sneiaa
fnulntrnt cannot as product.
Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vejrctabla
Compound will cure ny woman
in tho land who suffer from
womb troubles. Inflammation of
tlie ovaries, and kidney trouble.
BIG CROPS 1 PAYING CROPS!
Are alwav-i rtmrted whfn IVtrtUn-l
Sv-f') t o ' "Ina'iioin. Hratil" t"J
are planted Why? Hj a-i we mil
y.nj itie kinil hnt jfrow the let ti
1 hit) (a(t, (nr .() f'He hce-l Huoit
No. l' Urllaai!. .tit free.
PORTLAND SHHU CO., Portland. Oregon
Ilttt(!juartf r for Ke ani i'tmltry HuppHea
Good Pills
Ayer's Pills are good liver
pills. You know that. The best
family laxative you can buy.
They keep the bowels regular,
cure constipation.
3. O. Arer Co.
Lowell. Mass,
Want your moustache or beard
a beautiful brown or rich black? Use
BUCKINGHAM'S DYE
rim ct" nr imci'jsm a r. 111 1 r'i . ":' 4 a h
WEATHERWISE
IS THE MAN WHO WEARS
5LICKER5
-v ieuu.uuii vAveiwiiiw win
yCi, eixty-alx years ond our
V y cju&r&m.'' er dock, or
y ajyajry oimeni pvoimg uv
" oiCN or Tni- r in.
NThero ar man imitatioris.
s be sur of th nAir ,
n. 1 untK on tn punoru.
Inu e.Ai . KvrsvwHrD
' ' f VII WU.IWIllh.lH lu
A J. TOWER CO. BOSTON. rt.u . A.
TOWt CANADIAN CO. Limb TORONTO. CAN.
11 iuilt Hll All llll Mll.lv, CJ
LJ Beet Cuueb Sfrup. 1 utee Cloud. Dae
Cj In time. Sold br ilniirsl.ts. f
f - ; Vi" Its
5SE EDS y N
KSEEDSgtf ;
t Utisrve your confl- "t"
j? dene. They have never T
: i fsllfii-won't fall no. If
. SolJ ty all dealers, ff
.' l lOOt Seed Annaal Ki , ,
' " V PP1'!. free. f
D. M.r-ERRVCO.
Detroit, Mloh. ft
LUXURIES FOR 8EMVANT3.
I'Hrute lliit'n ud t nliea lo Minis ot
the Neweat Mouaea.
The new puluces built In thl city
every .vein' do not supply luxuihn for
llltli,. ilUllltt'M nliiiui Tlie employe tire
11 Im. looked after and provision I made
for their ctmirori to a uegrc uv".
kutiwu anywhere elite.
lu one of the new house on an up
town street near the avenue the nuin
servant yuiii'ters consist of three small
room 011 the b p floor. Adjoining them
Is a small Hied room with a shower
and nluime biilh and spiny. In the
same room are three bitaln lu order
that the men tuny all wasli intui
tu iioiundy If they want to,
DownHiili adjoining tlie entrance
hull Is another sleeping-room for a nmn
sei'vniit and It lina as milch lltfht and
'air us any In the house, In addition to
j li v lug a private bnth.
The mom for the woman servent
'tire oil theth'rd Hour, and accommodate
, bU. They nro au arranged that two
sleep In eai'h room and have the ue
of a bathroom. In addition to the
j Hpai'tun tils there are two rooms and
in bath tu be used by any servant who
j happens to be III. These two room ar
I so situated that a servant lu tbem
may be quarantined so completely a
' If out of tlie house.
Adjoining the nursery and separated
from It only by a dressing mom Is the
apartment of the head nurse, which I,
of course, supplied with Its private
bath. Near the room of the uilslrem
of the house Is the room of her maid,
ami It has the same conveniences as
the others.
Thus arc the servant of the wealthy
1, wiu.ii it 1. tnki.it Into con
sideration that these rooms are kept In
order and supplied with everything
needful by the housekeeper, lb lot of
llle household servant In the 1'nltfd
Htnt aivmiH nuiru il.alra til tbau ever.
Most houses lu which a large staff
or servants are employed nav aiso
slttliigroom for their diversion. Of
course, not all of the new bouses built
now have such an equipment thl
one. It Is Intended for a young couple
married only a year go. Th bride'
mot Iter gave It as her wedding present,
and It will cost JiSOO.OUO when com
pleted. New Vork Sun.
THE SAMURAI AND JIU-JITSU.
Th Moat WenJerCut Rratesn mt Alb
letice Known In tba W or 1.1.
More than twenty-live hundred year
ago there sprang '"to existence, lu
Japan, an order of knlgbt who were
known a the samurai. To them
Imparted all the biirulng. the polite
breeding, and the forms of auperlorliy
that mark the geutlt-uiau. They wwe
skilled In arms aud versed lu the arts
of wr, for they were the Kuiperor's
flghtliig uien, and none but they were
allowed to tx-nr anus.
As there could uot always be wnr on
hand, and as It was considered bvneath
the digiil!' cf the samurai to go Into
any ordinary callings, It came about
uaturnlly Unit tins.- little knight found
much Idle time 011 their band. Deliig
iiieu of war, they turned their attention
to athletic ftats. On among the
samurai conceived the Idea of learning,
hy practice, the location of every sensi
tive nerve and muscle In the l dy.
After that he discovered all the Joints
of the lilies that could be seined In
such a way as to give momentary power
over the muscles of an adversary. He
practiced with his fellow samurai, ami
thus by degrees was developed the
most wonderful system of athletic
know n In the world. The Japanese call
this work Jlu-Jlti-u. The deft pnnsiin-s
applied In the practice of lu-jltsu pro
luce only momentary pain but do mil
really Injure the muscle or uerrea.
In nil other things the Japanese are the
1110.4 polite enile In all tht world;
; It follows that even lu their flghtltin
lliey have developed s huinsiie yet
effective method of elf-defciis. They
do not strike out with the clenched
ilat. nnd seek to bruise, a do the
Anglo Saxons In their boxing contents.
A knowledge of the Jlu Jltiu enables
one sluioKt liialuiitly to convince hi
uplineiit that It Is useless to fight.
There nro now schools of Jlu Jltsu
iverywhere In Jnpan. Kvery ar.hller,
aitilur. slid pollceuuin Is oblige! to per-:
feci liluiM-lf In the systm, A Japanese
policeman, possessed of the art, bus
known single-handed lo reduce to sul-mli-Klon
and to bike to the pollre-atatlon
four sturdy snllors of a foreign Asiatic
squadron. St. Nicholas.
N'iil. a Curative Airenu
The (.'Iilnine ductor sets up terrible
racket when culled to treat the slek.
This Is supposed to drive evil spirits
away, and It unquestionably acts well
In a great ninny case. Civilization
demands rest and (inlet; nil noise Is
barred from the sick room. The Chin
ee have demonstrated, unknowingly,
a great psychological or psyebopatho
loghal fact. A pntletit of mine had re
ceived the Inst rite of the church, the
pulae had ceased at the wrlirt and h
had sunk Into Hint coma which pro
ceeda dm lb.
Homebody In the next Iioiirb struck
up "The Anvil Chorus" from "U Trov
Htore." I was very much annoyed and
distressed and tried to stop It. Sudden
ly the pulsation at th wrist began
aguln, the patient gradually opened
his eyes and motioned to his sister.
She bent low and be whurpered In her
ear. "Te dum t dee; that Is my favor
ite tune," said hex We roused him. fed
him, and today, ten year after the
event, h weigh 240 pound. The
therapeutic of vibration or noise la yet
to be written. 80 I bare discovered
that anything that can arouse the sub
conscious subliminal self will cure my
patient when all drugs fall, aud noise
Is a very cheap agent. Medical Brief.
j J III. . . niu mm uvuiiwhiii;sii
Joslnh Flynt, rtudeiit of tramp,
ha his memory snored with odd r
niark beard on the road.
"On tho outskirts of Boston," said
Mr. Klynt on day, "I fell. In some
year ago, with a long haired tramp.
1 hardly ever taw such long hair as
thl fellow had. I couldn't resist tha
temptation to spcek to him about It.
" 'Why don't you get your hair cut J ,
1 said.
" 'Ilecatwe,' ha answered, 'thl hat
would be three size to big for m If .
I did."
Lot of husband and wlvea agree
that they made the mbrUke of their
Uvea by marrying.
MEDICAL
Of tlie United Stat
ommendH
Other Prominent Physicians
Use and Endorse Po-ru-na
Dr. Llewellyn Jordan, medical ".Mill
iner of the l'. M. treasury department,
graduate ol I'tiliiinhia college;, and who
served three years at West l'olut, b
the following to say of lVruna:
Allow me toexprca my gralltuds)
to you for the benefit derived Irtmi
your wonderful remedy. One short
month has brought forth a vast change)
and I now consider myself well man
alter months of suffering. I 'How
sufferers, I'cruna will cure you."
A constantly increasing iimnlwr of
physician prescribe I'eninrt In their
practice. It bus proven ila merits so
thoroughly that even the dm tora ban'
overcome, their prejudice against
called patent medicine aud rccuinmeud
it to their patients.
rerun occupies a uiiiipm position In
medical science. It is the only In
ternal systemic eatanli remedy
known to the medical profession tislay.
Catarrh, a every .me will admit, is the
cause of niie-lialf llin disease which
nlllicts mankind. Catarrh and (
tai rlial disease alllict one-half of the
people of the t'niled States.
lb.liertti. Ibihcrt, M,I., Wash
ington, l, i'., write :
' through my own cuperlcme
as well ut (hat of many ot my
friends (inJ iKiiinlnlniuc who
have been cured or relieved of
catarrh by the use ot llarlman's
I'ciuna, I can confidently recom
mend It to those suKcriiig from
such disorders, and have no lies
ilitflon In prescribing ll to my
patients."- Kohcrt K. Koherts.
I'r. li. li.iM'itM, .MiKkogtv, I. T., '
wrili's: j
"I'ertum is the U-nt medicine I know ,
ol (or ruiigh aud to strenglheli n weak
stoiuaeli and to give npietile. Ilcsideai
ueH'riliiiig it for catarrh, 1 lune onb ,
eml it lor weak and debilitated Miple, j
und have 11. I had 11 patient but suid il
lii'll-e,! l i in . It is au excellent iin-.il- j
cine and il tits so many rase. j
"I have a birne practice, nnd have u ;
clisiiio lo preset i 1 10 your I'eriiu. I j
hope Vou mity live long to do gissl to '
the sick and the suffering. " j
I'r. M. C. tice, mites fiom 513 Jones
St., San Francisco, Cat.:
"JVtiina b is n'r(orineil so many won
derful rules ill Sun KniiieiN O that I sin
convinced that it is a valuable remedy.
Ko Oftcnse Meant.
Hlol.bs I uiidersland, sir, that you
referred to niy pholograpti a side
show?" Slobbs I'on't get excited, old man.
I merely meant that It was a profile."
Locomotive's Ureal Speed.
The announcement is mude thai a
new engine traveling iK-twei-ii Paris
and Havre has achieved st many points
on the route a speed of l'.'U milea an
hour. This engine has ten wheels slid
is of enormous sue and weight. The
driver states that it fullilled all ex
iwtutioits, and went through the high
sietl exriinent illiout any break
down. At The Post
Up M 4:i. to Hv M hsry
St. Jacobs Oil
Is an urrv-rsal benfactcr
In the cure t
Hurts, Sprains
and Bruises
Prlce, 93o. and 50o.
NOTHING HO OOOO s-oaj CHICK rrta TH
PRUSSIAN POULThY FOOD
n makei Hsni Uy ssd Ksepi them tsrmg It curse Roup, ttieiera snJ All
DUesiei, It llreriKthwt young thlckl.sntfmsseitrieoi grow, PrllS25clnlOt.
m l.t """f 7 k" """ ''HrsBia lobl.TKr rooi., .1,1.1, .t,.,i Lm
llaajualliallsBn.MmrauliMllwalUs. o H KlolilS. j,ia, Wub
IOUTI.AMJ Sim to., forllana. Or,. I'us.i A,.,,,..
eTye
SALZED'S MATInKrae na
rir.,.., fi.u 11 . .
in 10 ,,,,.17, . wL iT.,Vr.;,?I 'T Tr um frnm
sue j" n i7 ?;,;, ,zij,l"y. ' "' isa
Roan Uullder Cora
"Il, rl.i.lli, In 1,,5 V.m.i .V y"10" "m i.a
J "nn , ls huIiieVi il'iiL ru',i'.'; ',""" t....Ms ; Iri
eu.h.is viZ ' c aa la . ii tvs
Spells and Macaroni Wheal
tlh 11 IrashsisisiracJai lLi 2i!L. L ?. ".,'";
W liuslisis ir acisT mt" ' beaiiUesa llaiis una
Tcealnta and Blliloa Dolu, Gravaas
HUM. q,:;si'Z"cox. """"
1 id ttrt
wiaiia
Tim.,.!,, .,! . nZZ'iZi L"'"; '". ' Jane t ines,,
lives full asacrlylloaV """"" raeses. UutOMaUaj
Pap 1 1 1. .. .
M in. nam. of ,h7 rp.r
'r Fnili!j( Incluflln ton. s ot
e"..utrt,i.wiri.rihn, ,
mi -rMiiivVi - 1
EXAMINER
ch TrcnHury Rcc-Pe-ru-rui.
H.I.WI t.l.VN JOMDAN
Aledlcal I'komlner l ulled Slate
I ic.isury.
I hnve fieiieiilly hiIvimhI ila um' (or
oiiien, as I Dud it insures leular and
painles uieiistriiatinii, curia hucorr
losa and ovarian trutibles, mi l build
up the entire system. I hUo roiialdrr
it one of the llnest caturrli remnlie I
know id." M. V. ijif, M. I.
t'tttarrh is systemic diMaiut ur
able mi ly by systemic tnatinent. A
retiie.lv that cures calattli inuitt aim di
rectly at tb depressed nerve Iclitcr.
This is what IVriiua dis s,
I'eruna iiiiiuediiili lv Im iu'orales th
lierve ceiitrta ubiili give vitality to lb
mucous iiiemlirain , Then citarth dis
pBrs. Tlieii i-atortb is el matieiitly
cured.
If Vou do 11, il derive pmiiij'l arid sat
isfactory results fruiii the ui ol I'rnina
write at otiee to lr. IlarHimn, giving a
full statement of ymir rase, and be will
l pl.ns.il to give you bis valuable ad
vice gratis. Ad-Iras Ir. Ilarlumn,
I'r.-st. l.-itt of The llartman Saiutaiinm,
Ciillllllblls, Ohio,
draw (a of Anglian.
At ibe liegiiiliing of the nilletcelilh
century Knglisb w the riatlvu s)es h
of Krbas '.U.tmo.oisj of men ami
women, ami at the eh.' of the century
il w spoken by I W.Oiltl.OliO,
Strictly Modern.
Mrs. IlattersoiiVonr new house, 1
stipp.,., will I finished in mo-lerii
style?
Mrs. Caitersoti Oh, yes; nothing In
it but nti.tie. Town topic.
t'hams.
lW snip Tim wedding is a lung ay
of, but 1 gel dreadfully nervous wlieu
I think of it.
May I don't blame y..u ,.r worry,
ing. Wouldn't it w ,lr,.a.( j )',.
should get rich suddenly and nut have
lo tiiarrv. liidinaKli Sun.
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