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About The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 25, 1903)
flvo you you 1 Paally Doubled. Uoodart Hero' a brand new dollar bill, old nmti, I'll lend that Horougli Oli, any; can't double IlY tie d irt Sure. Hero goosl double It so how I double It rg till thus. In thle ahnpe, you mti, It tits umly In my pocketbook. 80 long. Kx h ingo, Ailt It Tod.y. Famous Pnt lout Poetor, ploaae give mo my medicine now. loct,oiw Panlon n. I'm simply . the (lector In charge, of Itwiitig bulle tins; tliu other doctor will l;e here pre utly. . CblncM Huidntaa Method. In China, to encourage h. meaty and .ainecrity, eonlldenthil clerk mid aaleti mcn In all branches of industry receive an annual net percentage of the llrm'i buiiiicM, besides their regular salary, Antt on Punt. The ant seldom Injurca a liliint. al- thouch generally charged with nil aorta of iniquity in this direction. On the contrary, they often do Rood work In rlddiiiK tho jilntits of the unhides, which if left nloncn ill noon auek away the sap which U the lif of the plant. The Safe Sid. "You'll be aorry no 1110 tiny that you ouin 1 get married ir you don t." "Well, I'd rather not ho married and be aorry I wasn't than to bo married nd bo aorry I wan." San Francisco Wasp. IJBlaajaKffuaV'tr9aaiK j Bronchitis I B I " I have kept Ayer't Cherry Pec toral In my house for a great many year. It la the beat medicine In the world for couglia and ccldi." J. winiunu, Attica, N. r. All serious lung troubles begin with a tickling in the- throat. You can stop this at first in a single night with Aycr's Cherry Pectoral. Use it also for bronchitis, consumption, hard colds, and for coughs of all Kinds. Tare. tliH 1 lit., Mc., II. All ton'. CamhII .mir tlro-lor. If h. ..? V. II, llt.ii Uo l. ,;.. if li. tu. yitii ttui In ult. II. Ihoii iloii'l Ink II. II kuuwi. LM. 11 with lihn. . r. viliiiii, J. v. A tii to.. LIl. at.. (Ireek Palace f l.uoverc d. REALM OF KINO CORN. tat with Million of Aura of Till Crop-Carnival lllt. The corn plant grow 1 11 nliotit every utata in tlie Union, nnd people I throughout the country think tbey are familiar with It; but to appreciate I what corn really iiienna one ehould make tour'jlirougu eom of the Western State where the fluid may ,b mile rnthur thnn aero In extent, nnd where the harvest of 11 farmer ( men n nearer 1(K),IKK) thnn 1,.K bush el, any the New York Tribune, It la lu thla port of the country tlmt one can r enslly gut lot In a cornfield a ho would In 11 foroat. eo vaat are the nold. In the "bottom" of Kenan and Nebraska b man riding through patch on horaoback will often b hid den from view, na the tope of th plunta extend above hla head, reaom bllng young tree In their proportion. I It I no wonder that the people of many of the pralrl. State celebrate the coming of "king corn" a the .Southerner doea the appearance of ,"kliig cotton," for aom of the com nionwealth alone produce enough corn hi a year to feed nation. The ( corn patch of Iowa, which cover over 8,tXH),ii00 acre yearly, sometime pro duce 3(10,000,000 bliahel. Nel.ru. ka I In the enuwiof the exploration work W.0 Mate, but Kansas, now proceeding In Hueotia, on the eite '" Sl, eunfloww, take the An Ancient Work on Angling. The greatest work of antiquity on angling is a:ud to be the "llalieutica" of Oppian, a tJreek wt who flourished in the time of Soveru., A. 1). HIS, from which wo lenrn that many artitlce in flatting thouKht to be modern were knowu to ancient, We alao learn from Atheneim tlmt several other writ ere had written treatise or poema on Bailing some centime before thet'hrU tian era. of Orchonienea, at 0110 Giwk alate, which the Thebiina palace liu jt nuuilier of fit tbo etato roo time mil , ,0J ltn nirly O.ooO.(KX) aorea each STORY Of A CHILD SANK. , Whao Father ram to luv He Mad I The bnnk belntiKed to the child, mid it had all the Inlci'dt of a new toy. I lu an elToit to allow the child how , It worked and the object of It, the ' mother had Bucrlflced all her available chnniie, after which the child hud picked up a few pcmilc that had bneii j cnroloealy left oil a tiibln, nnd tltcao , had followed the rent. Thou alio hud waited to make a lliiniiclitl oaauult on her father, "Money," aim anld to him na aoon a he waa aettled In hi fuvorlte cbnlr. "Hnyl alio1 beginning early," lie COililiientc'd, liiugliliiKly. "Oh, l'vo got a navlug bank for her, and ahu'e been crnr.y to put money lu It all day," hla wife cxpliilnod, "Well, a long na alio put it In the batik It'a anfe," ho remarked, a he gave her a nickel. Iter eye aparklei nnd alio Inuglied o Jojoualy tlmt he wn enraptured. Hlie wa a hniipy, graceful child, with very pretty nnd captivating way of expreaalng lier plriiaure. "Tlmt. waa worth uior than a Utckel," he laughed, aa he gave bur dime. "Hut you muatu't humor her too much," hi wife cautioned. "Oh, tlila la lu a giKid rauae," he PE-RU-NA PROTECTS THE LITTLE ONES m . mm Against Winter Catarrh in Its many Phases. 1 Kititfc'fifii"rtt.)i it a annul , w.w.ow aorea each ureed. with the lll,t it,.li,. r . waa destroyed by fr (levote! to till cereal. There are t.artlcni.nv nPn.,rf r.n 1,. in 3ti7 II. V,, a dim roval co'le In Kanaa where one can ae i. ... ....... int Ihoii di overe,l A u, acrea-plante.! .. j .omo.lung .very child .hould learn. It 'coca adorn the wall of "T with corn, where Oe da aro ao 1 in.-.,.-...1 u ,n.r' t,mt "'' 0.1. ,d the would be waateful." 11 owe milt r offer One Hundred botl.r. Reward for an aBettatiattu Uilou ueibeuurad b niti Catarrh ('tiro. r No Appetite Means loss of vitality, vigor or tone, and is often a pre cursor of prostrating sick ness. This is why it is serious. The best thing you can da is to take the great, alterative and tonic Hood's SarsapariUa tin.?.,t.,i. - v tuca cas curea loousanas. .,Zn. Z. ",' n nm,ru f I Bo he gave her a nunrtor, and la two t. ! ?. V- ... ,J "" tuuch run u,.i.uUoibUrai,7MiI-i " .I lunl la TOrn eutef here ehe wa out of th bank. J. IlkNKV .r e-. " ieir or , uut after ailllier t Wa d ffereut. A,riV,.u.V.;?!uwi''fTi"' J ,.. i ' """""i cow -Uy Oeorgel" be eiclalmed. "tin .on.f,i,;.i;i;:h;;u.;; "7"r :: .V. "v" iT0,m,,,7 ""if'- bank' (lt all uiy money, and I've not ViT, ;;'liu l'"r !.. wm " "f "e in. to go uptown. I'll have to borrow ao.ue wh.-i.-wi. i'iiiite,Tnide, , rwognlx the old tlme featlval In the Who'.iem''''' ! l"fniatlou which It baa under- HairaCaiMthCato!!!?;, "- Wwl before harveat tint prep. ? ",SV,.?,rf .'' ri..,oI aratlon are uiad. The iir,,,i.,i ' '"!". ell r eil 'rill.... . .1.. . -..'..- fund for dworatlon, mualc and uaually the entertainment of townapeopl and gucot at a banquet Tbo erTlce of eome leading orator r aevurea ana the governor I Invited A pe- tlme when th .Vila ui. lni.KI.lt. Ti-MMiltealH Iia. I'.p.r Mill. The earlieal hurupmn paper mill were lM-ated nl I'nliUno, in Italy, in 1150. The Arab. Crt brounl.t the bo crct of p,H.r making to Ku.,, they I '?ttf"W"t h" JUbl thenw-lve. having Iciri-I it from Chi- fl"1 T " T' "p"t M Uc iu.ee priaonen, of war. 1 I f V flnUhwl " HI "Teroout." Clerkh-y Isn't thi t-arller than your uaiiultime for going home? Bark lev lea, but my wife aaid If I came out t-y the 3:43 alie'd meet mo With the carriage. "I didu't know you kept borne and carriage." "Et cr It's a baby and carriage." Ixplkit. Van tjuizi Where doc young Cbfr' ton work? v f FiU-l!ile rn a whoIvaaliT grflrery concern. v Van Quizz I know, but for whom? Fitx-liile Oh, for a gambling house. Now Orlean Tiuiea-1'einix.rat, The Prickly Pear. The prickly pear of Africa la ao tena eloua of life tlmt a leaf or even a small portoin of a leaf if thrown on the ground atrikca out root almost imme diately and becomes the parent of a faat growing plant. Electric Flat Iron. One factory ha marketed 60,000 lectrlc (lat-irong thla aearao. Her Superatlttoaj. "Are you auperntitloiia?" ".Sot in the leaal," an.weml Miea Otggin. "I iih1 to be, but, do know, I f.uind iiuit whenever I believing In aigna I had bad luc Kxchange, aatherlne the grain and have Maura to .ii.i iiie railroad companle change from you.' "What little I had." alio explained, "wa uaed In ahowlug Tottlo what the bank wa for." "Weil, bill, then." "Haven't one. I told you tbl morn ing you'd have to bring home aom money to-night Kid you forgot itr Ilia blank look allowed that be had. "We'll have to open the bauk, theu." he td. "I've got to bar oui money." "The only way that bank can be opened," alio told blm. "I by taking ; It to the aavlng bank tlmt Uutued It, Neglected Colds In Children Often Urlnji I)lnntrou Result. rertinn .tumid lie kent In IliiilMit nil the time. l'eiiinii nIiiiiiIiI kept In every limine w here there urn children. Don't mi l until I in c hihl I. .Il k then .einl In a drilK .tore. Ilnvu 1'eruiiiioti hand accept 110 auli.tl tuUi. I'o-ru-na Protect the i'ntlre Household Agalnat Catarrhal Olaca.ea. A. .oon n. the vuliie of IVniiln la fully iimueclated by every hon.r Imtil, lHiili a. n preventive and cine ofrnturrliBl allt-etiMii., leu. of tlnui.. ami. of live, will be .11 veil, 1111. 1 hun dred, of tlinuMinil. of chrniilc, tin-eiu-lna cane, of illnrtiM ,revitite,l, V if una i. hoii.thul-l .ul'i guard. :J T 1 inueiMi - ..... ... ...... .. .. In nltar .rww,l.l . . i "uu ,u"0 HIP II pfC III Honey It 10 ?ff "r. "PH '"' r,e'' trnnajHirtatlon ; contain. l II,. e,. lir r t.,i,u ' aud with other offer prlxea for thol iDtLer .lir.eil.. -i.i.?i. .in . I P'htment for that evening. And It oiuw aiiraciioii wh ch I iir..i the townapeopl and vlaiti. i:ne- Dcatneaa. '''T committee of leading- cllliena, Cawe of drnfne aboubl not be al- beft,ll,J h mayor, take chargo, lowed logo without treatment. Even ni1 lnrK ,ul" o( are eipend- the aoemiiiH-ly hopele.a cam abould Ixi ,1 1,1 l"r"tTl" th cnnilv.il. nent to the atiri.l for an opinion a to af Kn, h 'eeldent vie w ith hi neighbor likelihood of improvement under treat- ,u ".woinm. bihi Uut la ahown ment. How It Happened. Rooney Where did ye git the black eye. Mother Clancy W hy, Tun PoUti' jiml back from hla hoiievinooii, an' 'twaa me ad vised Tim to git married. wuai cnu be ilono with the grain lu honor of which the celebration I hold. Bom of th dealgna are truly wonder ful. A .Ingle atalk can b procured which ar tlfteen feet In height, an op portunity I offered to conatruct pa goda, booth and other ornamental building with walla and roof of the pluut. The atnlka have audi atremtth' Boiled Flab Alive. liglilneea that they enn be en.lly ft 'a aeld.-m that 01,0 acea a boiled j nmJ" '",0 ropre.elitatlve of caatle. Il.h alive, yet there aro .ti.-b ill the 1 .,orl" oiune atructure. The boiling lake of Amatitlan, (iiintemnttt. u'v,' worked Into an liiconco!v. A species of Hfh a. lately seen there , ul Tanety or aealgna. The women by a French traveler, Tbie fl.h, hf ; "n1 ,rl " ciwtiime out of the amtertu, often 1-a.e (inys; In the boiling water, which come Irotii miinl.erleaa hot epriug.. huak. even to hat and Immih!. Tbey are woven inio pnra.ol and umbrob laa, while frwiueiitiv the fmnr nt n Peirm's Pile Specific Tho INTERNAL RMDT No Ca Eilsts It Will Not Car i WHldl All ttSI M,l, rj I njrnp. '1'um, UtpMi. Vt l d r T iul M S VI a i 1 v emit I Om.fa t Aa Evidence of Juvenile (Itnlu.. Bcrlbblea That li,..-e-yi'r-oli Iieih ew of mine, torn up my IhhI 10,000 word fiiauuei-ript ycil, r-luy. !iny Cuttiny How reria-oua! I didn't knuw that lie could read. Divorce I a and Dlvorcta. Tho country wi!li pei bai-a the niut lenient divorce Inn. in the. world i. Sweden, and there the ilivorcn rate ia lower than 111 the .Ni'therlnmla, which, afti-r Knglaml, bn. tin- atiicteoi hiwa in the world. cunning win tie bidden by a covering of them, thirty or forty feet lu length, with opening cut for the window ana uoor. ) The manufacture of corn mlllnery uaa itecome an art among the Wr.tern women. At carnival held In Atchb " ' " . ...-.. Hinminn i, inn own waa a week before ho could be In dured to bek at the llftle bank again, which ho baa c!a.nu-d aa a aort of an Inanliiiato contldeiico man.-Ilroi)klyn Kagln. INDIAN AS FOOTBALL PLAYER, He le Lnearpa.e.4 la Muaiilua tad Tackling -road or (lam.. A a matter of proaalc fact, thee hardworking and well behaved ward of th nation at Carllal bav been from th itart uiodelg of dlaclplliied anu educated conduct ou the football Bold well off, and only their hock of black hair and their warthy face mark them aa uuti.tial or odd when they line up again.! the paieraee..' a writer In the II luatrated Hportlng New. 4ueo iml. are Intenaoly fond of football, and they have left In tltti ao Inherited Indifference to bint and a tough ne. of "her that are their trongeat u,tialltlf when dd,-d to wtrinea and agility of movement. 1 have een them play through a bard game without one call for "111110 out." bcau of Injury, and nearly everyone who boa eeen them play mtiat have noticed the ttercenca of their tackling ami tneir fa.hlon of breaking out of a a on uie rcnoiiun like o many rubber ball. ALICE SCHAFER. , ,"': , 'Jr v, ' I 1 1. 1 '"' J ' ft : ' - - ' MNAIUIMM J W 1" e . . . , Mi" . . .1 r 1 h i s,t, .... ' .. " ., i. Mra. J. M. Drown, bun Hi ) on Hprlii.,Mo.,writm "My tittludnugliterthres year old wa. troubled with very bad cough which remained after an llwk of cntnrrlinl fever. rh bn. taken one Ix-tll of I'eruna through whifh .lie h. ohtiiliH-d a coin pit t enre. Hhe 1. now a well .ti l hnppy a a little girl mm be. "When our frii'iel. iiy how well lt look. I U il them i'eruna did It." In a Inter b tt-r .he aaya: "Our little daughter continue. Ui have good health." I'e-ru-na Kept In tho llouae for f Ive Year. Mr, A!-rt Metximin, 15tl Milaau ke Ave., Cbicngii, 111., writee: "I am only too glad to Inform von that I am fw ling uph-iidi-I and have never felt iH-tt. r in my life. Through the advice, of a friend I tried lVruna, and am glad to .nv it uurcd me to per fection. I bvsn to till friend about 1 eruna tue otiii-r iiy ami 1 had no miner commenced than bo told me hi folk have kept I'eruna in the houo for the pnt five year. I am eiirel would n't he without it. Mother ahbt u it to keep herself ill gHi health." Mr, Minf. r, Jlow Ave., Bl. Louia, Mo., write: "In tho early part of lost vor I wrote to vmi for advii for my daughter Alice, four year of age. She had been a puny, alckly, ailing child lnc her birth. She had 1 convulalon and catarrhal fever. I w alwaya doctoring until w commenced to uae I'eruna. She grew ttrong and wcli. I'eruna I a wondcr.ul tonic: th beat mcdklne I bavo ever u-ed. "I wa In a very wretched condition when I commenc 1 cd la, take I'eruna, I had catarrh all through my whole body, but thank (hid. your mcdliiiNi act ma all rleht. I would not have any other medkine. 'I'eruna cured my baby hoy of a very bad arw-ll of cold and lover. He I a be h -a thy boy fifteen months old. I have given him I'eruna off and on aim. bo was born, I think that I why he I so well. I cinnot -nral.t Pa. enough. Wc liuve not had a do. tor aince wo bee to use rviiu-ii praise o u mr. J.nafcr. floSur to Have I'e-iu-na on Hand , Ankle., km-a, wrieU ami-cdliowi be Ihirlng the Inclement Month jcome ud ' Iv awollen an 1 painful. A of Fall and VV.nter. jb.ng diiw.troua illiiew follow. The Croup, capllarry hroiicbiti., and ar". 'child may live and become convalearent, tlculiir rheutnatl.tu aro tbo Si-il a iiii-ml!e invalid of valvular dineaae bane of childhood. Them-all alike re-'of the heart. All theee ml.haii ar illt f"iin catching cold. ithe din-cl r-ult of neglected cold. I'e- tine child catche edd and a-ar'a it. runa 1 the lllB of the family. If mother into hy.ti-rira by having croup s child cat In a cold, lVruna should bo in the dead of night. !ii-d immediately. Aiiotbel child cati hea cold, tlrve.npaj A few il.c if IVtuns and a child' a atubliorn cough that will not yield to. cold i. p inc. Ibc apprrheti.i-.n of th ortlinary rt-nmlica. The pntcnta arc pueiita lb away. The houwhuld i filled with foiln.liiig. , lro from b ar once mort. Still another child catchea cold andj If you do not dctive prompt and eat devebipa that nut fatal malady of t-hil- (.factory r-.till from the uw of Peru dreu, capillary bronchiti.. The d-. tor na, write at once to Ir. Ilartman, i. called, prommmva the raw t-ne i- giving a full ataU tneiil of vmir ru liitmia, andif the child i. lucky enough and lie will be ph-awd til give you hi to live it ha. develoMn weak lung, valuable ad ici- gratia, from which It may never recover. t Adrce lr. Ilartman, l'reeident of Ami yet another child catch,- cold The ILirtmau f-'anitarium, loluuibua, and articular rhcitmati. in l the rvault.iohio. Ask Your Druggist for Free Pe-ru-na Almanac for 1904 CORSTH'ATON ! of tUm l)it. tkhsm Ui mi' vf sti'i lf Ik.( tr in'cr',itiic. l't)rMi mtotto'ioiii tut i'.t i- io Mli ! ittn (ktl(tMI UiHit'g u.t iiww did f UiM t ls4f luicf f.n-y t ra-rtrf . urfe MlftlrlMIUMlll iMejart ttU i AM A It K IK baft h.ieb otita U I !-. ; ft ti P(H If I A fcb esonlil if)JjU.a -t nttHa4la U U wot iiitr 1 a v i wr I. tit ft, tcm ttiMti i , Mvll. Mie. CANOY CATMAftTlC - produn-d aom wonderful creation of 7 ,r ln rl"ln- ' heartgewr entirely from the allk. huak1.?. i""""""1"0 hue breaking the and tru-ela. Many of them wero worul ' , U1'ri"l- (luring th carnival week hv it... inM' ..,. .. an argument in banana Klvals Potato. Tbo banana ond potato are almo.t Idnntical In d omical eoinp-wition. of tho place, Hiram A Cae of lrftoilve Memory. An anecdote which hu lately been going the round lu Itrltl.h olltclnl cir cle concern tho memorable eiM-rl-etico of a certain memher rr p.. -n,.. ment during the la.t year of Otn-en ni to lw'T0 I,r,blem of a Men ... lllli. alld..!. ... I .1 i ictorina reign. The atateaiiian In iavor or tno claim that fimtlmll I. a qtleatlon of (he trained mind a much th powerful body, it mental aierttieaaamlednntnhillty that the Car. Hale player find themaelvc lacking wuen they meet the first elii team. TO n tin I vie and meet tlin uni.ti...,i..,l rm lecen.l.tcncy. "Jenkins fa a intr duck." " V. hafa he done no?" "Why, lant night he fritted an-l fumed and llmilly abingt-. Uiauiie hi..' wile took tlm-e mlimtca to drw. lor a car ride out to the park, and la.t week he eat in mi i-it'ii I out in the hot, broil ing un from ! o'clock until tl without li" getting a bite and enjoyed it." Itulti more New. WANTED.""'?" a on 1 4a m la- lrn ih Hartatv A tijce Hjlii tMVtifMkllnn. trffstt ftrr fty i iemr,mii .t fnrnrtK-ex Tt miluwl i ri;m n-l H ptU- in't ilins rixqttlr! th' li.sit K'witt,f td g4 s!ir.':trjr multa. VVrHrT:r run .MhniAf In lli AMHi, AN ForfMOphi aii-t rJiti ihem li no hrfUr niiHlit 1 I' i ' Cur fur Coujulu liou. 1 rW .Vienna, PlMiani, tnttit, I'.tioiti Tt O nxf (uut, Sh-'itu, Wm.iii. ot trt-. !, I ... CURI cdNSTIPATION. M MiWn ItaMf Cafv 0 at. swtrMl latft. PNABLE to sleep at hioht. (Jldnoy, Ohio, Auguat SO, 1903. Afewtnonih. .an I waa feeling- weak nd ran rlown and un.lile to get hTmiu .1 ntgtit. 1 full oxtreiuoljr bad, autl atao IimiJ rheumatia pHln. lu tnv Joinlo aud niua ot... The m'-diuin. I u.ed y.v. me only tninporary roilut at. beat; .o.aalng B. IS u, litgniy- rnooiniuauded for auaU tron hli., I bng.u It., u.m, and after taking It fur aoine limn waa well plc.a.d with th re. ult. It did away wltti tha I'li.umatlo balua, gavo ino rafrAMlitnir al.ep and Liillt iiu my general ay. torn, glvlog ma atr.ngtli and euei gv. It la a iiood rn.dl elne, wlthuut a doubt, aud I takplaa. urela .ndor.lug it. 11. P. D. No. I. 0. B. DOUaUTON. It is natural to rub the spot tbat hurts, and wlictl rheumatic pains are shooting through the joints and muiclcs and they are inflamed and sore, the sufferer is apt to turn to liniments and plasters for relief; and wbtle such treatment may quiet the pain temporarily, no amount of rubbing or blistering can cure Kheuinatism, because it is not a skin disease, but is in the blood and all through the system, ' and every time you are exposed to the same conditions that caused the first attack, you arc going to have another, and Kheumatism I will last just as long as the poison is in the blood, no matter what ou apply externally. Too much acid in the blood is one cause of Kheumatism; stomach troubles, bad digestion, weak kidneys and xorpiu nvcr arc oincr causes which bring on this painful dis ease, because the blood becomes tainted with the poisonous mat ter which these organs fail to carry out of the system. Cer tain secret diseases will produce Rheumatism, and of all forms this is the most stubborn and severe, for it seems to affect every bone and muscle in the body. The blood is the medium by which the poisons and acids are carried through the system, and it doesn't matter what kind of Kheumatism you have, it must be treated through the blood, or you can never get permanently rid of it.- As a cure for rheumatic trou. bles S. S. S. has never been equalled. It doesn't inflame the stomach and ruin the digestion like Potash, Alkalies and other strong drugs, ... but tones up the general health, gently stimulates tlie siuggisn organs, and at the same time antidotes and filters out of the blood all poisonous acids and effete matter of every kind ; and when S. S. S. has restored the blood to its natural condition, the painful, feverish Joints and the sore and tender muscles are immediately relieved. Our special book on Rheumatism Will be mailed free to those desiring it. Our physicians will cheerfully answer all letters asking (or special information or advice, for which no charge is made. rir swift srectno co Atlanta, cju qtleatlon I not one of tlmae who are 1 moat firmly convinced of the benefit of total ahatlnem-o, and th evening ; of a certain public function, at whh-li royalty wna to be preaenf found him In a condition which would not have boon edifying to the aupporter of that movement. Tho Into Queen wa ro- i eolvlng the gin-nt. of honor, nnd It' wa nncPNaary thut Ibo convlval M. P. i should bo prcHonti-d with the real. ' A ho approached hi aovorelgn, Vlo ' torln extended her hnnd for him to 1 kla. lint he did not klaa It; l-i.tead, I h. graaped It and .hook It with vigor- j ou eiitliu.liiam, while he aerutliilxcd ; her fuco with grnvo perplexity. I "Your fnce, madiim," ho obaerved, I "I perfectly fiimiiiur to me, but I'm I blowed If cnti remember your name!" ' Ney Noli.dtulo for Itolitier. Outtu-jootnlong I o new iniiterlnl which Is utilized na a HtlliHtllule fur and In conjunction with India rithlicr. It Is a product of llie Kuat Indies, chiefly the latum! of Itoriico, nod In the form In which It la Imported la de scribed as "whlthdi In color, looking something like mnrNlumillow candy, 1 smelling atrongly of petroleum mid oxidizing on expnaitre to the nlr, lie-' coming hard." It Importation Im. In- creased from fl.flUO.OOO pound In ihiio to 11,000,000 pound In 1 1 K i.3. tltlC attack and defeii.ii i,t a .ivli, lii which they are not acciialoiued pucalc th Blower and le.a effectively trained mind of th. Indian, and bo cannot make aa quick a change of mental baao as tho white youth. Thla la to he expected, and the autodialling feiituro Of It la that the Indian plnyer la nhlo to make the .bowing be doea. Io come to Carlisle from the roaerva tion a little lavage nnd in perhnpa a balf dosen year he la fiiHhloned Into the clean, alert, self re.pecllng young man who delight, tlio.n who know good football, played with ardor, yet with aeir control and Intelligence of n high order. While hla opponent ahout and rave In momenta of great aire.., he ploy tho game In .Hence, without a show of emotion, whether he win or Joacs tlie typo of tho trim anoi-tNiiinii IIo I n vindication both of the whole some training of football In the devel npment of young manhood nnd 0f tho msgulllcent work necnniplUhed by tho 111. ft l 11 IIU .Jerr. ci iioer.? iwcirr'i JLItElLKLJ.ii: 5 Forty yeoo end of ter inwyy yc&ra of Use on the eastern coasL Tower Waterproof OnVd Coats were Introduced in the Weal trd were cwd olidera by the pioneers ond cowboys. Thia rftphfc nom rcu torn into nxn emtm use thai HI 14 frequently though wronofu lv at-e i?d i . . i . w man mnuiums. tou wwit the genuine AY, w Mine Towr on the butter . Ham im a c aw uow uo IMi A tOWH (0 . SOMON. M A5J USA Penalty of Wealth. "Wealth hna Its pennllles," an hi the trlto pbllonopher. "Ye," answered Mr. Oiimrox "wealth Is whnt compelN u mini to cut funcy cooking tho wholn year roiiin Instnnd of having rnke hot fnim tint griddle nnd home-made preserve," Wushlngton Slur. A ruiolly of tile m. In tho (Ire-gory fiinilly. Webidei' County, Virginia, there lire l.'l nohh all over (I feet tall, and each wclghlu;,' more thnn 1M0 poiinilH. The avDingn man want othcra ice IiIlu an lie sees himself. to Not an Authority. There are aomo persons who can't take tl Joke, lint 1-ogir is not one of them. (Jno of thu boy acquainted Wliu rogg frequent changes of abode. I I Ill l . . . . . ' pom-y and life work of Co,. P,,,t , VZ or to "I con t tell you. my dear bov. 1 have always moved." Criminal's A Iltia.ian aiivant lav claim to a dis covery for detecting criminal. Ac- Sordlng to M. Karlnff. the acleiiti.t In Iondoii question, you can toll a criminal by the color of hi eyes. Miinlerer nnd thieve have maroon or rvddinh brown eyes, triuups light blue, nnd so forth. M. Kin luff lam cliieHilicd eyes into fa lu ll ie. nnd haa drawn tin rule which ho declares to bo Infallible, Honent folk have dark gray or bluo eyes. London Globe. la Society, Tea Mia Nuriteh tntka o mm h about her mother' social ponltion be (oro abe waa married. Jeea Well? Teea lhl alio really have any poait iuti in society? .!., 111, .l,.l ( ......... accepte.1 a place a cook except in very CUTCCOnstlpation. nwvii untunes. uroiiklyn I'.ugle. w,t )... Iir.ic niw. run My .leant or two. n- einiii-e., alw. Hi. tatt lu .w tultl in. rl in. -,, .lu-.i i-i iillcr.. well drilliu u&chlQ- iy !.. etc. w tit tor ri,ur need.. ki:u:rson machinery co. I'eol el MorrHoa ftlnwt Portland Oreroa Good Pills Aycr's Pills are good liver pills. You know that. The best family laxative you can buy. They keep the bowels regular, Krlhi-r. in an tit Wln.low. Smthlna eiui Hi. W.t in,.t lu un lei Uxlr childejii li. UMItUII KIUI. Th Baby Humorist. "Of course," said Mra. Kxtrygood, ! "you aro fond of bright, preoocioua ; iiatiteaf "Oh, yes; certainly," replied old natch, "but I draw the tine on tho sup posed smart saying made up by the parents and loaded off on inior infants." Baltimore American, Want your moustache or beard a beautiful brown or rich block ? Dm BUCKINGHAM'S DYE A Fair One. I Ion. A hypochondriac who visited Sir Co- nun iioyie in mo oiiy wiu-n lie wan K practicing phyalclnu coniplitliu-d of "ft very bad aide." He told hla story in great detail, says tho Chronicle. Ho put his hand above hla whIbI lino, and said: "I get a ahnrp pnln here, lioclor, Whenever I touch my head." "Why on earth, then, do ynu tom-li your bend?" Ijr. lioylo naked, inlhllj but drily, Not A.lutl Yet. Teas So aim's to bo Mrs. Ito.vb-y, 0117 Joas I don't know, jeaa niiy, im sure it whk your- self who told me she had detciuilni-U to marry him. Jena Well, that's ilHToiviit. 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