The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913, December 25, 1903, Image 4

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Paally Doubled.
Uoodart Hero' a brand new
dollar bill, old nmti, I'll lend
that
Horougli Oli, any; can't
double IlY
tie d irt Sure. Hero goosl
double It so how I double It rg till
thus. In thle ahnpe, you mti, It tits
umly In my pocketbook. 80 long.
Kx h ingo,
Ailt It Tod.y.
Famous Pnt lout Poetor, ploaae give
mo my medicine now.
loct,oiw Panlon n. I'm simply
. the (lector In charge, of Itwiitig bulle
tins; tliu other doctor will l;e here pre
utly. .
CblncM Huidntaa Method.
In China, to encourage h. meaty and
.ainecrity, eonlldenthil clerk mid aaleti
mcn In all branches of industry receive
an annual net percentage of the llrm'i
buiiiicM, besides their regular salary,
Antt on Punt.
The ant seldom Injurca a liliint. al-
thouch generally charged with nil aorta
of iniquity in this direction. On the
contrary, they often do Rood work In
rlddiiiK tho jilntits of the unhides,
which if left nloncn ill noon auek away
the sap which U the lif of the plant.
The Safe Sid.
"You'll be aorry no 1110 tiny that you
ouin 1 get married ir you don t."
"Well, I'd rather not ho married and
be aorry I wasn't than to bo married
nd bo aorry I wan." San Francisco
Wasp.
IJBlaajaKffuaV'tr9aaiK j
Bronchitis I
B I
" I have kept Ayer't Cherry Pec
toral In my house for a great many
year. It la the beat medicine In
the world for couglia and ccldi."
J. winiunu, Attica, N. r.
All serious lung
troubles begin with a
tickling in the- throat.
You can stop this at first
in a single night with
Aycr's Cherry Pectoral.
Use it also for bronchitis,
consumption, hard colds,
and for coughs of all Kinds.
Tare. tliH 1 lit., Mc., II. All ton'.
CamhII .mir tlro-lor. If h. ..? V. II,
llt.ii Uo l. ,;.. if li. tu. yitii ttui
In ult. II. Ihoii iloii'l Ink II. II kuuwi.
LM. 11 with lihn. . r. viliiiii,
J. v. A tii to.. LIl. at..
(Ireek Palace f l.uoverc d.
REALM OF KINO CORN.
tat with Million of Aura of Till
Crop-Carnival lllt.
The corn plant grow 1 11 nliotit every
utata in tlie Union, nnd people
I throughout the country think tbey are
familiar with It; but to appreciate
I what corn really iiienna one ehould
make tour'jlirougu eom of the
Western State where the fluid may
,b mile rnthur thnn aero In extent,
nnd where the harvest of 11 farmer
( men n nearer 1(K),IKK) thnn 1,.K bush
el, any the New York Tribune, It la
lu thla port of the country tlmt one
can r enslly gut lot In a cornfield a
ho would In 11 foroat. eo vaat are the
nold. In the "bottom" of Kenan
and Nebraska b man riding through
patch on horaoback will often b hid
den from view, na the tope of th
plunta extend above hla head, reaom
bllng young tree In their proportion.
I It I no wonder that the people of
many of the pralrl. State celebrate
the coming of "king corn" a the
.Southerner doea the appearance of
,"kliig cotton," for aom of the com
nionwealth alone produce enough
corn hi a year to feed nation. The
( corn patch of Iowa, which cover over
8,tXH),ii00 acre yearly, sometime pro
duce 3(10,000,000 bliahel. Nel.ru. ka I
In the enuwiof the exploration work W.0 Mate, but Kansas,
now proceeding In Hueotia, on the eite '" Sl, eunfloww, take the
An Ancient Work on Angling.
The greatest work of antiquity on
angling is a:ud to be the "llalieutica"
of Oppian, a tJreek wt who flourished
in the time of Soveru., A. 1). HIS, from
which wo lenrn that many artitlce in
flatting thouKht to be modern were
knowu to ancient, We alao learn
from Atheneim tlmt several other writ
ere had written treatise or poema on
Bailing some centime before thet'hrU
tian era.
of Orchonienea, at 0110
Giwk alate, which
the Thebiina
palace liu jt
nuuilier of fit
tbo etato roo
time
mil , ,0J ltn nirly O.ooO.(KX) aorea each
STORY Of A CHILD SANK.
, Whao Father ram to luv He Mad
I The bnnk belntiKed to the child, mid
it had all the Inlci'dt of a new toy.
I lu an elToit to allow the child how
, It worked and the object of It, the
' mother had Bucrlflced all her available
chnniie, after which the child hud
picked up a few pcmilc that had bneii
j cnroloealy left oil a tiibln, nnd tltcao
, had followed the rent. Thou alio hud
waited to make a lliiniiclitl oaauult on
her father,
"Money," aim anld to him na aoon a
he waa aettled In hi fuvorlte cbnlr.
"Hnyl alio1 beginning early," lie
COililiientc'd, liiugliliiKly.
"Oh, l'vo got a navlug bank for her,
and ahu'e been crnr.y to put money lu
It all day," hla wife cxpliilnod,
"Well, a long na alio put it In the
batik It'a anfe," ho remarked, a he
gave her a nickel.
Iter eye aparklei nnd alio Inuglied
o Jojoualy tlmt he wn enraptured.
Hlie wa a hniipy, graceful child, with
very pretty nnd captivating way of
expreaalng lier plriiaure.
"Tlmt. waa worth uior than a
Utckel," he laughed, aa he gave bur
dime.
"Hut you muatu't humor her too
much," hi wife cautioned.
"Oh, tlila la lu a giKid rauae," he
PE-RU-NA PROTECTS THE LITTLE ONES
m . mm
Against Winter Catarrh in Its many
Phases.
1
Kititfc'fifii"rtt.)i
it
a annul , w.w.ow aorea each ureed. with the lll,t it,.li,. r .
waa destroyed by fr (levote! to till cereal. There are t.artlcni.nv nPn.,rf r.n 1,.
in 3ti7 II. V,, a dim roval co'le In Kanaa where one can ae i. ... .......
int Ihoii di overe,l A u, acrea-plante.! .. j .omo.lung .very child .hould learn. It
'coca adorn the wall of "T with corn, where Oe da aro ao 1 in.-.,.-...1 u
,n.r' t,mt "'' 0.1. ,d the would be waateful."
11 owe milt
r offer One Hundred botl.r. Reward for an
aBettatiattu Uilou ueibeuurad b niti
Catarrh ('tiro.
r
No Appetite
Means loss of vitality, vigor
or tone, and is often a pre
cursor of prostrating sick
ness. This is why it is
serious. The best thing
you can da is to take the
great, alterative and tonic
Hood's SarsapariUa
tin.?.,t.,i. -
v tuca cas curea loousanas.
.,Zn. Z. ",' n nm,ru f I Bo he gave her a nunrtor, and la two
t. ! ?. V- ... ,J "" tuuch run
u,.i.uUoibUrai,7MiI-i " .I lunl la TOrn eutef here ehe wa out of th bank.
J. IlkNKV .r e-. " ieir or , uut after ailllier t Wa d ffereut.
A,riV,.u.V.;?!uwi''fTi"' J ,.. i ' """""i cow -Uy Oeorgel" be eiclalmed. "tin
.on.f,i,;.i;i;:h;;u.;; "7"r :: .V. "v" iT0,m,,,7 ""if'- bank' (lt all uiy money, and I've not
ViT, ;;'liu l'"r !.. wm " "f "e in. to go uptown. I'll have to borrow ao.ue
wh.-i.-wi. i'iiiite,Tnide, , rwognlx the old tlme featlval In the
Who'.iem''''' ! l"fniatlou which It baa under-
HairaCaiMthCato!!!?;, "- Wwl before harveat tint prep.
? ",SV,.?,rf .'' ri..,oI aratlon are uiad. The iir,,,i.,i
' '"!". ell r eil 'rill.... . .1.. . -..'..-
fund for dworatlon, mualc and uaually
the entertainment of townapeopl and
gucot at a banquet
Tbo erTlce of eome leading orator
r aevurea ana the governor I Invited
A pe-
tlme when
th .Vila ui.
lni.KI.lt. Ti-MMiltealH Iia.
I'.p.r Mill.
The earlieal hurupmn paper mill
were lM-ated nl I'nliUno, in Italy, in
1150. The Arab. Crt brounl.t the bo
crct of p,H.r making to Ku.,, they I '?ttf"W"t h" JUbl
thenw-lve. having Iciri-I it from Chi- fl"1 T " T' "p"t M Uc
iu.ee priaonen, of war. 1 I f V flnUhwl
" HI "Teroout."
Clerkh-y Isn't thi t-arller than
your uaiiultime for going home?
Bark lev lea, but my wife aaid If I
came out t-y the 3:43 alie'd meet mo
With the carriage.
"I didu't know you kept borne
and carriage."
"Et cr It's a baby and carriage."
Ixplkit.
Van tjuizi Where doc young Cbfr'
ton work? v f
FiU-l!ile rn a whoIvaaliT grflrery
concern. v
Van Quizz I know, but for whom?
Fitx-liile Oh, for a gambling house.
Now Orlean Tiuiea-1'einix.rat,
The Prickly Pear.
The prickly pear of Africa la ao tena
eloua of life tlmt a leaf or even a small
portoin of a leaf if thrown on the
ground atrikca out root almost imme
diately and becomes the parent of a
faat growing plant.
Electric Flat Iron.
One factory ha marketed 60,000
lectrlc (lat-irong thla aearao.
Her Superatlttoaj.
"Are you auperntitloiia?"
".Sot in the leaal," an.weml Miea
Otggin. "I iih1 to be, but, do
know, I f.uind iiuit whenever I
believing In aigna I had bad luc
Kxchange,
aatherlne
the grain and have Maura to .ii.i
iiie railroad companle
change from you.'
"What little I had." alio explained,
"wa uaed In ahowlug Tottlo what the
bank wa for."
"Weil, bill, then."
"Haven't one. I told you tbl morn
ing you'd have to bring home aom
money to-night Kid you forgot itr
Ilia blank look allowed that be had.
"We'll have to open the bauk, theu."
he td. "I've got to bar oui
money."
"The only way that bank can be
opened," alio told blm. "I by taking
; It to the aavlng bank tlmt Uutued It,
Neglected Colds In Children
Often Urlnji I)lnntrou
Result.
rertinn .tumid lie kent In
IliiilMit nil the time.
l'eiiinii nIiiiiiIiI kept In every
limine w here there urn children.
Don't mi l until I in c hihl I. .Il k
then .einl In a drilK .tore. Ilnvu
1'eruiiiioti hand accept 110 auli.tl
tuUi. I'o-ru-na Protect the i'ntlre
Household Agalnat Catarrhal
Olaca.ea.
A. .oon n. the vuliie of IVniiln
la fully iimueclated by every hon.r
Imtil, lHiili a. n preventive and cine
ofrnturrliBl allt-etiMii., leu. of tlnui..
ami. of live, will be .11 veil, 1111. 1 hun
dred, of tlinuMinil. of chrniilc, tin-eiu-lna
cane, of illnrtiM ,revitite,l,
V if una i. hoii.thul-l .ul'i guard.
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inueiMi - ..... ... ...... .. ..
In nltar .rww,l.l . . i "uu ,u"0 HIP II pfC III Honey It
10 ?ff "r. "PH '"' r,e'' trnnajHirtatlon ; contain. l II,. e,. lir r t.,i,u '
aud with other offer prlxea for thol
iDtLer .lir.eil.. -i.i.?i. .in . I P'htment for that evening. And It
oiuw aiiraciioii wh ch I iir..i
the townapeopl and vlaiti. i:ne-
Dcatneaa. '''T committee of leading- cllliena,
Cawe of drnfne aboubl not be al- beft,ll,J h mayor, take chargo,
lowed logo without treatment. Even ni1 lnrK ,ul" o( are eipend-
the aoemiiiH-ly hopele.a cam abould Ixi ,1 1,1 l"r"tTl" th cnnilv.il.
nent to the atiri.l for an opinion a to af Kn, h 'eeldent vie w ith hi neighbor
likelihood of improvement under treat- ,u ".woinm. bihi Uut la ahown
ment.
How It Happened.
Rooney Where did ye git the black
eye. Mother
Clancy W hy, Tun PoUti' jiml back
from hla hoiievinooii, an' 'twaa me ad
vised Tim to git married.
wuai cnu be ilono with the grain lu
honor of which the celebration I hold.
Bom of th dealgna are truly wonder
ful. A .Ingle atalk can b procured
which ar tlfteen feet In height, an op
portunity I offered to conatruct pa
goda, booth and other ornamental
building with walla and roof of the
pluut. The atnlka have audi atremtth'
Boiled Flab Alive. liglilneea that they enn be en.lly
ft 'a aeld.-m that 01,0 acea a boiled j nmJ" '",0 ropre.elitatlve of caatle.
Il.h alive, yet there aro .ti.-b ill the 1 .,orl" oiune atructure. The
boiling lake of Amatitlan, (iiintemnttt. u'v,' worked Into an liiconco!v.
A species of Hfh a. lately seen there , ul Tanety or aealgna. The women
by a French traveler, Tbie fl.h, hf ; "n1 ,rl " ciwtiime out of the
amtertu, often 1-a.e (inys; In the boiling
water, which come Irotii miinl.erleaa
hot epriug..
huak. even to hat and Immih!. Tbey
are woven inio pnra.ol and umbrob
laa, while frwiueiitiv the fmnr nt n
Peirm's Pile Specific
Tho INTERNAL RMDT
No Ca Eilsts It Will Not Car
i WHldl All ttSI M,l, rj
I njrnp. '1'um, UtpMi. Vt
l d r T iul M S VI a i 1 v
emit
I Om.fa t
Aa Evidence of Juvenile (Itnlu..
Bcrlbblea That li,..-e-yi'r-oli Iieih
ew of mine, torn up my IhhI 10,000
word fiiauuei-ript ycil, r-luy.
!iny Cuttiny How reria-oua!
I didn't knuw that lie could read.
Divorce I a and Dlvorcta.
Tho country wi!li pei bai-a the niut
lenient divorce Inn. in the. world i.
Sweden, and there the ilivorcn rate ia
lower than 111 the .Ni'therlnmla, which,
afti-r Knglaml, bn. tin- atiicteoi hiwa
in the world.
cunning win tie bidden by a covering
of them, thirty or forty feet lu length,
with opening cut for the window
ana uoor.
) The manufacture of corn mlllnery
uaa itecome an art among the Wr.tern
women. At carnival held In Atchb " '
" . ...-.. Hinminn i, inn own
waa a week before ho could be In
dured to bek at the llftle bank again,
which ho baa c!a.nu-d aa a aort of an
Inanliiiato contldeiico man.-Ilroi)klyn
Kagln.
INDIAN AS FOOTBALL PLAYER,
He le Lnearpa.e.4 la Muaiilua tad
Tackling -road or (lam..
A a matter of proaalc fact, thee
hardworking and well behaved ward
of th nation at Carllal bav been
from th itart uiodelg of dlaclplliied
anu educated conduct ou the football
Bold well off, and only their
hock of black hair and their
warthy face mark them aa uuti.tial
or odd when they line up again.! the
paieraee..' a writer In the II
luatrated Hportlng New.
4ueo iml. are Intenaoly fond of
football, and they have left In tltti
ao Inherited Indifference to bint and
a tough ne. of "her that are their
trongeat u,tialltlf when dd,-d to
wtrinea and agility of movement. 1
have een them play through a bard
game without one call for "111110 out."
bcau of Injury, and nearly everyone
who boa eeen them play mtiat have
noticed the ttercenca of their tackling
ami tneir fa.hlon of breaking out of a
a on uie rcnoiiun like o
many rubber ball.
ALICE SCHAFER.
, ,"': , 'Jr v, ' I 1 1. 1
'"' J ' ft : ' - - ' MNAIUIMM J
W 1" e . . . ,
Mi" . . .1 r 1 h i s,t, .... ' .. " ., i.
Mra. J. M. Drown, bun
Hi ) on Hprlii.,Mo.,writm
"My tittludnugliterthres
year old wa. troubled
with very bad cough
which remained after an
llwk of cntnrrlinl fever.
rh bn. taken one Ix-tll
of I'eruna through whifh
.lie h. ohtiiliH-d a coin
pit t enre. Hhe 1. now a
well .ti l hnppy a a little
girl mm be. "When our
frii'iel. iiy how well lt
look. I U il them i'eruna
did It."
In a Inter b tt-r .he aaya:
"Our little daughter
continue. Ui have good
health."
I'e-ru-na Kept In tho llouae for f Ive
Year.
Mr, A!-rt Metximin, 15tl Milaau
ke Ave., Cbicngii, 111., writee:
"I am only too glad to Inform von
that I am fw ling uph-iidi-I and have
never felt iH-tt. r in my life. Through
the advice, of a friend I tried lVruna,
and am glad to .nv it uurcd me to per
fection. I bvsn to till friend about
1 eruna tue otiii-r iiy ami 1 had no
miner commenced than bo told me hi
folk have kept I'eruna in the houo for
the pnt five year. I am eiirel would
n't he without it. Mother ahbt u it
to keep herself ill gHi health."
Mr, Minf. r, Jlow Ave., Bl. Louia, Mo., write:
"In tho early part of lost vor I wrote to vmi for
advii for my daughter Alice, four year of age. She had
been a puny, alckly, ailing child lnc her birth. She had
1 convulalon and catarrhal fever. I w alwaya doctoring
until w commenced to uae I'eruna. She grew ttrong and
wcli. I'eruna I a wondcr.ul tonic: th beat mcdklne I
bavo ever u-ed.
"I wa In a very wretched condition when I commenc
1 cd la, take I'eruna, I had catarrh all through my whole
body, but thank (hid. your mcdliiiNi act ma all rleht. I
would not have any other medkine.
'I'eruna cured my baby hoy of a very bad arw-ll of cold
and lover. He I a be h -a thy boy fifteen months old. I
have given him I'eruna off and on aim. bo was born, I
think that I why he I so well. I cinnot -nral.t Pa.
enough. Wc liuve not had a do. tor aince wo bee to use
rviiu-ii praise o u mr. J.nafcr.
floSur to Have I'e-iu-na on Hand , Ankle., km-a, wrieU ami-cdliowi be
Ihirlng the Inclement Month jcome ud ' Iv awollen an 1 painful. A
of Fall and VV.nter. jb.ng diiw.troua illiiew follow. The
Croup, capllarry hroiicbiti., and ar". 'child may live and become convalearent,
tlculiir rheutnatl.tu aro tbo Si-il a iiii-ml!e invalid of valvular dineaae
bane of childhood. Them-all alike re-'of the heart. All theee ml.haii ar
illt f"iin catching cold. ithe din-cl r-ult of neglected cold. I'e-
tine child catche edd and a-ar'a it. runa 1 the lllB of the family. If
mother into hy.ti-rira by having croup s child cat In a cold, lVruna should bo
in the dead of night. !ii-d immediately.
Aiiotbel child cati hea cold, tlrve.npaj A few il.c if IVtuns and a child'
a atubliorn cough that will not yield to. cold i. p inc. Ibc apprrheti.i-.n of th
ortlinary rt-nmlica. The pntcnta arc pueiita lb away. The houwhuld i
filled with foiln.liiig. , lro from b ar once mort.
Still another child catchea cold andj If you do not dctive prompt and eat
devebipa that nut fatal malady of t-hil- (.factory r-.till from the uw of Peru
dreu, capillary bronchiti.. The d-. tor na, write at once to Ir. Ilartman,
i. called, prommmva the raw t-ne i- giving a full ataU tneiil of vmir ru
liitmia, andif the child i. lucky enough and lie will be ph-awd til give you hi
to live it ha. develoMn weak lung, valuable ad ici- gratia,
from which It may never recover. t Adrce lr. Ilartman, l'reeident of
Ami yet another child catch,- cold The ILirtmau f-'anitarium, loluuibua,
and articular rhcitmati. in l the rvault.iohio.
Ask Your Druggist for Free Pe-ru-na Almanac for 1904
CORSTH'ATON
! of tUm l)it. tkhsm Ui
mi' vf sti'i lf Ik.( tr in'cr',itiic.
l't)rMi mtotto'ioiii tut i'.t i- io
Mli ! ittn (ktl(tMI UiHit'g u.t iiww did
f UiM t ls4f luicf f.n-y t ra-rtrf . urfe
MlftlrlMIUMlll iMejart ttU i AM A It K IK
baft h.ieb otita U I !-. ; ft ti P(H If I
A fcb esonlil if)JjU.a -t nttHa4la U
U wot iiitr 1 a v i wr I. tit ft,
tcm ttiMti i , Mvll. Mie.
CANOY
CATMAftTlC
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produn-d aom wonderful creation of 7 ,r ln rl"ln- '
heartgewr entirely from the allk. huak1.?. i""""""1"0 hue breaking the
and tru-ela. Many of them wero worul ' , U1'ri"l-
(luring th carnival week hv it... inM' ..,. .. an argument in
banana Klvals Potato.
Tbo banana ond potato are almo.t
Idnntical In d omical eoinp-wition.
of tho place,
Hiram
A Cae of lrftoilve Memory.
An anecdote which hu lately been
going the round lu Itrltl.h olltclnl cir
cle concern tho memorable eiM-rl-etico
of a certain memher rr p.. -n,..
ment during the la.t year of Otn-en ni to lw'T0 I,r,blem of a Men
... lllli. alld..!. ... I .1 i
ictorina reign. The atateaiiian In
iavor or tno claim that fimtlmll I.
a qtleatlon of (he trained mind a much
th powerful body, it mental
aierttieaaamlednntnhillty that the Car.
Hale player find themaelvc lacking
wuen they meet the first elii team.
TO n tin I vie and meet tlin uni.ti...,i..,l
rm
lecen.l.tcncy.
"Jenkins fa a intr duck."
" V. hafa he done no?"
"Why, lant night he fritted an-l
fumed and llmilly abingt-. Uiauiie hi..'
wile took tlm-e mlimtca to drw. lor a
car ride out to the park, and la.t week
he eat in mi i-it'ii I out in the hot, broil
ing un from ! o'clock until tl without li"
getting a bite and enjoyed it." Itulti
more New.
WANTED.""'?"
a on 1 4a m la-
lrn ih Hartatv
A tijce Hjlii tMVtifMkllnn.
trffstt ftrr fty i iemr,mii .t fnrnrtK-ex Tt
miluwl i ri;m n-l H ptU- in't ilins rixqttlr!
th' li.sit K'witt,f td g4 s!ir.':trjr multa.
VVrHrT:r run .MhniAf In lli AMHi, AN
ForfMOphi aii-t rJiti ihem li no hrfUr
niiHlit 1 I' i ' Cur fur Coujulu
liou. 1 rW .Vienna,
PlMiani, tnttit, I'.tioiti Tt O nxf
(uut, Sh-'itu, Wm.iii. ot trt-. !, I
... CURI cdNSTIPATION. M
MiWn ItaMf Cafv 0 at. swtrMl latft.
PNABLE to sleep at hioht.
(Jldnoy, Ohio, Auguat SO, 1903.
Afewtnonih. .an I waa feeling- weak
nd ran rlown and un.lile to get hTmiu .1
ntgtit. 1 full oxtreiuoljr bad, autl atao IimiJ
rheumatia pHln. lu tnv Joinlo aud niua
ot... The m'-diuin. I u.ed y.v. me only
tninporary roilut at. beat; .o.aalng B. IS u,
litgniy- rnooiniuauded for auaU tron
hli., I bng.u It., u.m, and after taking It
fur aoine limn waa well plc.a.d with th
re. ult. It did away wltti tha I'li.umatlo
balua, gavo ino rafrAMlitnir al.ep and
Liillt iiu my general ay. torn, glvlog ma
atr.ngtli and euei gv. It la a iiood rn.dl
elne, wlthuut a doubt, aud I takplaa.
urela .ndor.lug it.
11. P. D. No. I. 0. B. DOUaUTON.
It is natural to rub the spot tbat hurts, and wlictl rheumatic
pains are shooting through the joints and muiclcs and they are
inflamed and sore, the sufferer is apt to turn to liniments and plasters
for relief; and wbtle such treatment may quiet the pain temporarily,
no amount of rubbing or blistering can cure Kheuinatism, because it
is not a skin disease, but is in the blood and all through the system, '
and every time you are exposed to the same conditions that caused
the first attack, you arc going to have another, and Kheumatism I
will last just as long as the poison is in the blood, no matter what
ou apply externally. Too much acid in the blood is one cause of
Kheumatism; stomach troubles, bad digestion, weak kidneys and
xorpiu nvcr arc oincr causes
which bring on this painful dis
ease, because the blood becomes
tainted with the poisonous mat
ter which these organs fail to
carry out of the system. Cer
tain secret diseases will produce
Rheumatism, and of all forms
this is the most stubborn and
severe, for it seems to affect
every bone and muscle in the
body. The blood is the medium
by which the poisons and acids
are carried through the system, and it doesn't matter what kind of
Kheumatism you have, it must be treated through the blood, or you
can never get permanently rid of it.- As a cure for rheumatic trou.
bles S. S. S. has never been equalled. It doesn't inflame the stomach
and ruin the digestion like Potash, Alkalies and other strong drugs,
... but tones up the general health, gently
stimulates tlie siuggisn organs, and at
the same time antidotes and filters out
of the blood all poisonous acids and
effete matter of every kind ; and when
S. S. S. has restored the blood to its
natural condition, the painful, feverish
Joints and the sore and tender muscles are immediately relieved.
Our special book on Rheumatism Will be mailed free to those
desiring it. Our physicians will cheerfully answer all letters asking
(or special information or advice, for which no charge is made.
rir swift srectno co Atlanta, cju
qtleatlon I not one of tlmae who are 1
moat firmly convinced of the benefit
of total ahatlnem-o, and th evening ;
of a certain public function, at whh-li
royalty wna to be preaenf found him
In a condition which would not have
boon edifying to the aupporter of that
movement. Tho Into Queen wa ro- i
eolvlng the gin-nt. of honor, nnd It'
wa nncPNaary thut Ibo convlval M. P. i
should bo prcHonti-d with the real. '
A ho approached hi aovorelgn, Vlo '
torln extended her hnnd for him to 1
kla. lint he did not klaa It; l-i.tead, I
h. graaped It and .hook It with vigor- j
ou eiitliu.liiam, while he aerutliilxcd ;
her fuco with grnvo perplexity. I
"Your fnce, madiim," ho obaerved, I
"I perfectly fiimiiiur to me, but I'm I
blowed If cnti remember your name!" '
Ney Noli.dtulo for Itolitier.
Outtu-jootnlong I o new iniiterlnl
which Is utilized na a HtlliHtllule fur
and In conjunction with India rithlicr.
It Is a product of llie Kuat Indies,
chiefly the latum! of Itoriico, nod In
the form In which It la Imported la de
scribed as "whlthdi In color, looking
something like mnrNlumillow candy, 1
smelling atrongly of petroleum mid
oxidizing on expnaitre to the nlr, lie-'
coming hard." It Importation Im. In-
creased from fl.flUO.OOO pound In ihiio
to 11,000,000 pound In 1 1 K i.3.
tltlC attack and defeii.ii i,t a .ivli, lii
which they are not acciialoiued pucalc
th Blower and le.a effectively trained
mind of th. Indian, and bo cannot
make aa quick a change of mental
baao as tho white youth. Thla la to he
expected, and the autodialling feiituro
Of It la that the Indian plnyer la nhlo
to make the .bowing be doea. Io
come to Carlisle from the roaerva
tion a little lavage nnd in perhnpa a
balf dosen year he la fiiHhloned Into
the clean, alert, self re.pecllng young
man who delight, tlio.n who know
good football, played with ardor, yet
with aeir control and Intelligence of n
high order. While hla opponent ahout
and rave In momenta of great aire..,
he ploy tho game In .Hence, without a
show of emotion, whether he win or
Joacs tlie typo of tho trim anoi-tNiiinii
IIo I n vindication both of the whole
some training of football In the devel
npment of young manhood nnd 0f tho
msgulllcent work necnniplUhed by tho
111. ft l 11 IIU .Jerr.
ci iioer.? iwcirr'i
JLItElLKLJ.ii: 5
Forty yeoo end of ter inwyy yc&ra
of Use on the eastern coasL Tower
Waterproof OnVd Coats were Introduced
in the Weal trd were cwd olidera by
the pioneers ond cowboys. Thia rftphfc
nom rcu torn into nxn emtm use thai
HI 14 frequently though wronofu lv at-e i?d
i . . i .
w man mnuiums. tou wwit the genuine
AY, w Mine Towr on the butter
. Ham im a c aw uow uo
IMi A tOWH (0 . SOMON. M A5J USA
Penalty of Wealth.
"Wealth hna Its pennllles," an hi the
trlto pbllonopher.
"Ye," answered Mr. Oiimrox
"wealth Is whnt compelN u mini to cut
funcy cooking tho wholn year roiiin
Instnnd of having rnke hot fnim tint
griddle nnd home-made preserve,"
Wushlngton Slur.
A ruiolly of tile m.
In tho (Ire-gory fiinilly. Webidei'
County, Virginia, there lire l.'l nohh all
over (I feet tall, and each wclghlu;,'
more thnn 1M0 poiinilH.
The avDingn man want othcra
ice IiIlu an lie sees himself.
to
Not an Authority.
There are aomo persons who can't
take tl Joke, lint 1-ogir is not one of
them. (Jno of thu boy acquainted
Wliu rogg frequent changes of abode.
I I Ill l . . . . . '
pom-y and life work of Co,. P,,,t , VZ or to
"I con t tell you. my dear bov. 1
have always moved."
Criminal's
A Iltia.ian aiivant lav claim to a dis
covery for detecting criminal. Ac-
Sordlng to M. Karlnff. the acleiiti.t In
Iondoii question, you can toll a criminal by
the color of hi eyes. Miinlerer nnd
thieve have maroon or rvddinh brown
eyes, triuups light blue, nnd so forth.
M. Kin luff lam cliieHilicd eyes into fa lu
ll ie. nnd haa drawn tin rule which ho
declares to bo Infallible, Honent folk
have dark gray or bluo eyes. London
Globe.
la Society,
Tea Mia Nuriteh tntka o mm h
about her mother' social ponltion be
(oro abe waa married.
Jeea Well?
Teea lhl alio really have any poait
iuti in society?
.!., 111, .l,.l ( .........
accepte.1 a place a cook except in very CUTCCOnstlpation.
nwvii untunes. uroiiklyn I'.ugle.
w,t )... Iir.ic niw. run My .leant or two.
n- einiii-e., alw. Hi. tatt lu .w tultl in.
rl in. -,, .lu-.i i-i iillcr.. well drilliu u&chlQ-
iy !.. etc.
w tit tor ri,ur need..
ki:u:rson machinery co.
I'eol el MorrHoa ftlnwt
Portland Oreroa
Good Pills
Aycr's Pills are good liver
pills. You know that. The best
family laxative you can buy.
They keep the bowels regular,
Krlhi-r. in an tit Wln.low. Smthlna
eiui Hi. W.t in,.t lu un lei Uxlr childejii
li. UMItUII KIUI.
Th Baby Humorist.
"Of course," said Mra. Kxtrygood, !
"you aro fond of bright, preoocioua ;
iiatiteaf
"Oh, yes; certainly," replied old
natch, "but I draw the tine on tho sup
posed smart saying made up by the
parents and loaded off on inior infants."
Baltimore American,
Want your moustache or beard
a beautiful brown or rich block ? Dm
BUCKINGHAM'S DYE
A Fair One. I Ion.
A hypochondriac who visited Sir Co-
nun iioyie in mo oiiy wiu-n lie wan
K practicing phyalclnu coniplitliu-d of
"ft very bad aide." He told hla story
in great detail, says tho
Chronicle.
Ho put his hand above hla whIbI
lino, and said:
"I get a ahnrp pnln here, lioclor,
Whenever I touch my head."
"Why on earth, then, do ynu tom-li
your bend?" Ijr. lioylo naked, inlhllj
but drily,
Not A.lutl Yet.
Teas So aim's to bo Mrs. Ito.vb-y,
0117
Joas I don't know,
jeaa niiy, im sure it whk your-
self who told me she had detciuilni-U
to marry him.
Jena Well, that's ilHToiviit. Phila
delphia Ptvaa,
riTO P.f mwi.ntir (urM. tioni.or
rllu aftvranM d.v'. um ,.r lir K li...'.. i. n
?L'"tT.,"l 'i" malbniil.Mii trvuiM.
ilt.M.U.IlllB,LW.,u Arcli HI.. I'miMlvliriua, t.
Spain.
Spain la divided into forlv-nlno i.rnv.
Incea, each of which haa ita own par
liament, chosen by lMipnlar auffr.
under restriction, and every coinmune
bua It own local adminiatrution under
an elected ayitntamlonto and au alcadu
choeun thereby, ,
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