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Newspaper Page Text-t"'j!-s lit awwsSJiHJ ipsnsn aglWn Distress After Eating Nausea, between meals, belching, Tom King, flatulence, fit of nervous headV aclie, pain In the stomach, are all symptoms of dyspepsia, and the longer it is neglected Uie harder it is to cure it. Hood's Sarsaparilia and Pills Radically and permanently cure it strengthen and tone the stomach and other digestive organs for the natural performance of their functions. Accept no substitute for Hood's, i "I had dyspepsia twenty-five year and took dIOercnt medicines but got no help until I began taking Hood's Sarsaparilia. Bava taken four bottles of this medicine and can now eat almost anything, sleep well, bare no cramps In my stomach, no burning and no distress.- Mas. William O. Baaam, 14 Olney St., ProTldenca, R. L Mood's Sarsaparilia promises t) uro and koeps the promise. One Pleasure dona. "t suppose, Miss Rambo," said the caller, "that your father feels much hanniet now tlist be has been cured ol his rheumatism?" "Well," explained the young lady, "he (eels better when he realises that ha does not hare to suffer any more; but he feels pretty bad when he remem bers bow exactly be used to be able to foretell the weather." Judge. Aa Important Distinction. She I suppose tbat it would take great deal of observation and experi ence to enable a man to pick the fastest horse entered for a race. fie (mournfully) Ye, bnt that isn't what you are trying to do. What you want is to pick the horse that is going to win. Ocean Trout. Trout are believed to be exclusively fresh water fish. It happens, however, occasionally that acme are caught with the herring in the German ocean. Silence at Dinner. Wnenever there is a marked silence t a large dinner party it is always, so the superstitious aay, twenty minutes of the hour or twenty minutes after. Fas'er. Easter is the Sunday which follows that fouiteenth day of the calendar moon which falls upon or next after the 21st day of March. Wild Animate In Captivity. Captivity changes animals' nature. A lion captured when it is full grown will always be treacherous, but lions, tigers, leopards and other carniveroue animals that have been born in captiv ity can be tamed till they are quite at gentle and affectionate as poodle dogs. Last Touch of Realism. The photograph and moving pictures have been combined, say the Chicago Tribune, thus making it possible to give the last touch of realism to prize tight views. Tete-a-Tete. Ah, ne saw to tier over their ice cream, "it is very sweet, but not so sweet as you." "It is soft," she re turned promptly, "but not so soft as you." "And it is cold," he conclud ed, "but not so cold as you." Phila delphia Press. On of Many. Meyer Did you ever see man-eating shark? Gyer No; but I once saw a man eat ing catfish. Meyer Indeed! Where? Gyer In a restaurant. Chicago Daily News. Birds and Flood. Many birds have an instinctive pre science of floods, and will change the positions of their nests or make other provisions for safety just before a heavy rainfall results in a flood which sweeps way their former homes. Cream Custard Pie. Beat one egg, add two-thirds cupful of sugar and trun in one and one-half cupfuls of good cream. Mix well add a pinch of salt. Line a pie plate with paste, pour in the cream mixture and grate a little nutmeg over the top Bake slowly and serve just cooled. De troit Free Press. Tribute to Woman's Vanity, Traveling beauties never take passage on an ocean liner without a spirit lamp to heat their curling tongs. This practice imperils the ship through dan ger of fire. One of the big steamship lines has fitted every stateroom on its vessels with an electrical apparatus for heating the curling tongs. Twins Born In Dublin. Irish women can boast of having twins more frequently than any other women in the world. Twins are born in Doublin about once in every fifty two births, as against a general world average of one in eighty. tStlckney Qasollno Engine Fifty dollars can be saved by buying the above. Will run cheaper, chopping 15 to 20 bushels per hour, wood saw, well drilling machinery, pumps, etc. Write for catalogue. RHER50N MACHINERY CO. Foot of Morrison Street, Portland, Oregon. Dizzu? Appetitepoor? Bowels constipated? Tongue coated? Head ache? It's vour liver! Ayer's Pills are liver pills, all vegetaoie. Said for J. C. Aim-Co., eizty ,Mr,. JOWU, . Want your moustache or beard a beautiful brown or rich black? Use BUCKINGHAM'S DYE 111 II TUP. ttiua. Bold by drtwrt.U. nf' f luW J IT! Mil School Life. School life la composed of three composites-the home, the teacher and the nnull. Rev. W. B. Sluts, Methodist, Pittsburg, Pa. Laber. The history of centuries re veals the fact that the greater the civ ilisation the more honorable labor be comesRev. R, H. Hood, Presbyte rian, Pittsburg, Pa. Ileal Christian. It Is easy to be a nominal Christian, for a profession will accomplish tlutt. It la difficult to be a real one, for that Involves a rU'bt heart Rev. La Crantlall, Baptist, Chi. cago. 111. Blood Money. There are uicu in the church to-day. who are receiving blood money, the revenue that comes from a shameful and dishonest business Rev. A. R. Holdcrloy. Methodist. At lanta, Ga. Man's Spirit. "You canuot Judge a man solely by his acts. You must probe deeper. You must determine the spirit which actuates him and ascertain Its origin." Kev. D. Hart., Hebrew, IH-u er, Colo. Smiles of Eire. The smiles and smirks of an evil pennon are not sixus of life, but danger signals that warn us against falling into an open sepul- cher. Rev. C. G. Greenwood, Baptist, Westfleld, X. J. Industrial CondItkns.-Tbe Indus trial problem will never be solved on the principle of class selfishness, but only on the basis of the highest wel fare for all. Rev. J. H. Speer, Pres byterian, Denver, Colo. Honesty. Honesty Is one of the first principles of Christianity. It lies at the base and also at the apex of Chris tian character. It must be the dom inant force In all traffic Rev. F. R. Pardlngtou, Methodist, Bethel, Conn. God aud Mammon. Because we serve both God and Mammon we find an equal amount In our surroundings. The devil Is still alive with us so long as we act him, and the Christ .nature repudiated. Rev. F. E. Mason, Scien tist, Brooklyn, X. Y. Rivals of the Tulplt. To-day the pul pit has more powerful rivalry than ever before. The newspaper press, the cheap magazines and the fret libraries fill In part the place once occupied by the pulpit alone.-Rev. l. MaeArthur, Baptist. Xew York City. Evangelism. The spirit of world evangelism was never more marked Uian It Is to-day. The Methodist Church alone Is preaching the gospel In sixteen languages, to say nothing of the marvelous work beyond the seas. Rev. W. A. Krje, Methodist, Lansing Mich. The Resurrection. The resurrection of Jeus Christ from the dead Is the supreme warrant of our faith In Him as the image of the Invisil lo tlod. The church has also fuuud In that resurrec tion her charter. If Christ is in.t risen the whole Christl in theory of life col lapses and the fruits of the theory are Illogical and Its hopes fartl u. Rev. M. W. Stryker, Presbyterian, Clinton, X. Y. Capital and Labor. In the pri sent fomentation in the industrial world we need leaders who see the parts in rela tion to the whole. Neither capital nor labor must demand all. One has geld to exchange for work and the other has work to exchange for gold. Xelther stiould be exorbitant. Itev. M. E. Ha: lan, Disciple, Brooklyn X. Y. The Law of Life. There is no high er form of life rea h;-d, there is no de velopment of personal InteUect, there la no prosperous business maintained, there Is no hlghir level of political or social life reached, eave along one In-! variable line struggle with and con quest of opposition. The law of life Is attainment through overcoming. Rev. J. B. Clark, Pr sbyteria-i, Detroit, Mich. Redemption. Adum fell and sin came. Redemption was onrc-hased bv a slain Jesus and a risen Lord; and we, naw, each week, celebrate His day of resurrection In combination with worship of God who commanded and the world was, and who showed His supreme love for man In sacrificing for our redemption, Christ, His Son, In whom He was well pleaded. Rev. A. J. Henry, Congregatiouallst, Brook lyn, N. Y. Work and Win. Do not people some how really feel that to support the church, to be charitable and generous, j to observe the formal requisitions of religion, Is enough. That they hcrehr purchase the goal of spiritual attain fflent? And how Incongruous It Is for people to feel so, who know so well that they get nothing In any other de partment of life without working for Itl Work and win is the true law of both the temporal and the spiritual life Rev. J. B. Clark, Presbyterian. Detroit, Mich. Professing Christians. If you are ac- tlve Christians, If you nuke a loud profession of your religion, you may be sure your neighbors will talk about you, and you may congratulate your self If you do not get your name In the papers. They are sure to find some flaw In your character, to weigh against your zeal In God's service. The fellow who Is merely a silent. Indif ferent member of the church, who never opens his mouth to testify, for Christ, will have a much easier time. Rev. I). M. McLean, Methodist, Iiis mark, Xorth Dakota. Modest. "Remember," said the serious man, "that money Is not the only thing to be striven for In this life." ".Maybe not," answered .Senator Sor ghum, "but a whole lot of people think It Is, and I am not egotist enough to try to set any new fashions." Washington Star. The Only U.ie. The man who snugly Kates that Is "clothed in rigbteuiisunss" Believes himself sole natenlee Of that peculiar dress, Philadelphia Press, he r Give Warning of Serious Trouble. TV you exporiencfl fits of depression with restlessness, nltcrntiting Tvith eitrenie irritability, bottle ring iixm hysteria V Ave your spirits easily affected so that one minute you laugh, and the uc.t fall into con vulsive weepinjr, IK) you tool something like a ball rising in your throat and threaten fog to choke you; all the senses perverted, morbidly sensitive to light ami sound; pain in tho ovaries, and especially between tho shoulders; sometimes loss of voice; nervous dysepsia, and almost continually cross and snappy, with a tendency to civ at the least provocation If If so, your nerves aro in a shattered condition, and you are threat ened with nervous urostnition. Undoubtedly you do not know it, but in nine easwoutof ten this is caused by some uterine disorder, and the nerves eentei iiijc in mid tilxmt the organs which make you a woman intluenee your entire nervous system. Something must be done at oneo to restore their natural condition or you will bo prostrated for weeks ami months jvihaps, aud sutler untold misery. lrwf is monumental that nothing in the world is better for this purpose than I.yiliti K. l'liikliniu's Vegetable Compound; thou sands and thousands of women have written us so. How firs. Holland, of Philadelphia, suffered among the finest physicians In the country, none of whom could help her finally cured by Lydia li. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. "Dear Mrs. Ii.vkiiam : For over two years I was a constant suf ferer from extreme nervousness, iudirestion,aud dizziness. Meiiktruation was irregular, had backacho and a feeling of great latitude and weak ness. I was so bad that I was not able to do my own work or go far in the street. I could not sleep nights. "I tried several splendid doctors, but they gave m no relief. After taking Lydia K. Pink hum's Ycirrtnble Compound I soon began to feel better, and was able to go out and not feel as if I would fall ut every step. I continued to take the medicine until cured. " I cannot say enough in behalf of Lydia K. l'inkham's medicine, and heartily recommend all Buffering women to trv it and find the relief I did." Mas. Florence Holland, C-.'2 S. Clil'tou St., 1'hila delphia, Pa. (Jan. 0, pjoi) Another case of severe female trouble cured by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, after the doctors had failed. "Dear Mas. Pikkham: I was in poor health fur several years. I had female trouble and was not able to do my housework alone. I felt tired, very nervous, and could not sleep. J doctuted with several doctors. They doctored mo for I read in your book about vour I did so, and am now cured and grKxi. I was always very poor, but now weigh one hundred and lilty pounds. "I thank you for the relief I have obtained, and I hope that every woman troubled with fenaale weakness will give Lydia K. IMnkhaui's Vegetable Compound a trial. I have recommended it to many of my friends." Mrs. Maria Howeks, Millersville, Ohio. (Aug. 15, 1'JOl.) Will not the volumes of letttrs from women made stronir by Lydia K. Pinkliaiu's Vegetable virtues or this medicine? IIow fchall the fact that it wf.1 help them bo made plain ? Barely you cannot wish to remain weak, and nick, and disconr aged, exhausted with each day's work. You have home derange mentof the feminine organism, and Lydia F.. l'inkham's Vegetable Comvouad will help you just aa surely as it has others. A Strong Character. One of the noveli-ta, referring to hit bero, says: His countenance fell. His voice broke. Hi heart sank. His hair rose. His eves blazed. His words burned. His blood froze. It appears, however, tbat be was able to pull himself together and marry the girl in the last chapter. Chicago Record-Herald, Next This In Line. The oldest mason is beginning to get bis name in the papers again, says the Chicago Ileeord-IIerahl. Look out for another of George W ashington's body servants. fironic Bating Ulcers, Nothing is a source of so much trouble as aa old bsiw or ulcer, nartien- larly when located upon the lows extremities where the circulation is weak and slueeish. A xanerenous eatiner ulcer uoon the lesr is a fricrhtful sitrhr and as the poison burrows deeper and deeper into the tissue beneath and the I sore continues to spread, one can almost see the Uesh malting away and feel the strength going out with the sickening discharges. Great running sores and deep offensive ulcers often develop from a aianple bail, swollen gland, bruise or pimple, and area threatening danger always, because, while ali such sores are not cancerous, a great many are, and tkfs should make you suspicious of all chronic, slow-healing ulcers and sores, particularly if can cer runs in your family. Face sorea are common and cause the greatest annoyance because they are so per sistent and unsightly and detract so much from one's personal appearance. Middle aged and old people and those whose blood is contaminated and tainted with the germs and poison of malaria or some previous sickness, are the chief sufferers from chronic sores and ulcers. While the blood remains ia an unhealthy, polluted condition heal ing is impossible, and the sore will continue to grow and spread in spite of washes and salves or any superficial or surface treatment, for the sore ia but the outward sign of some constitu tional disorder, - a bad condition of the blood and system which local remedies cannot cure. A blood purifier and tonic is what vou need. Some thing to cleanse the blood, restore its lost properties, quicken the circula tion and invigorate the constitution, and S. S. S. is just such a remedy. S. S. S. reaches these old chronic the very root of the trouble and counteracts and removes from the blood all the impurities and poisons, and gradually builda up the entire system and strengthens the sluggish circulation, and when the blood has been purified purifier and tonic combined and a safe and ulcers. If you have a slow-healing write us about it, and our physicians will on " The Blood and Its Diseases " free. THE SWIFT Approach of florc my stomach, but did nut relieve me. medicine, and thought I would trv it. able to do my work alone, and feel Compound eouWiicu nil o tht) HI Business. "W'hst's your protpoctive sod-Id law's business?" asked the old Iriend. "Love-making, principally," growled the old man. "At least, I doa't see how he finds time for much of anything else. Chicago Post. Precept snd Practice. Cobwiggur Keveral millionalrei have written their opinions ss to how to make a fortune. Meritt I read that article. Ths funny thing is that not one of thorn ad vised following the plan by which he got rich bimaeif. Judge. Salt Freshens Ink. To prevent a mold in Ink Infuse a piece of salt the tize of a hazelnut In each quart. Sores A Constant Drain Upon the System. SORES ON BSTH ANKLES. OsatUmen : About tsa ysars aca a small aura asms n each of my a.nkla. Daw gat Into the plasas snd thay ba eama larg-a, estlnf uloars, and I suf farad intensely for naarly taa yaara. I had spent mora thaa CSOO.OO try ing to arat well whan I ohanoad to swa B. B. a. stdvarUaad la a Memphla papar. I bagan to tka it and Was cured. My limbs hava aever bean ore er lvon xss any pala at all aio.es. I bava raaommandad B. 0, 0. to a arrsat many paopla, and am now gtTlnc it to my alns-ysar-old soa for Keaama. Darin my lan slaknaaa 1 was living aaar If amphts, Tana., bnt bava sines romovad to Kansas Olty ty. and am now rasidlni East Sixteenth Btreat. residing at Wo. Al Mrs. B A. EAKBia. Kansas City, Mo. sores through the blood. It goes to and the system purged ol an morbid, unhealthy matter the healing process begins, and the ulcer or sore ia soon entirely gone. S. S. S. contains no mineral or poison ous drugs of any description, but is guar anteed a purely vegetable remedy, a blood and permanent cure for chronic sores sore of any kind, external or internal, advise you without charge, BooK SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA Teselier -Where wss the DeoU ration of Independence signed? Tommy -At the lioltoni.-CliU'iigo Dully News. Mrs. Kldlett John, why do ! ways call our boy "eolTeei" Mr. Kld lett' 'Cause he keeps us awake night - Philadelphia lOvenlng Hulletln. Suggestive. - Kulcker- Was It nn up-to-date wedding? Knocker-Yes. In deed; they threw- breakfast food In stead of rice. New York Herald. An absorbing narrative: First Phil adelphlmi -How Is Hint book? Excit ing? Second I'hlhidelpblan - Why, I sat up all day rending lt!-Towu Top lea. At the seaside: Clerk - That back plnxzn Is pretty shaky. It may break down some night. Proprietor -.mum It be rebuilt 1 Clerk-Oh, no; light up. Town Topics, At the photographer's: "Have I the pleasant expression you need?" (Vole from under the clotlo Perfectly, sir." Then let her go quick, governor; It hurts my face."- I.lfe. A New Annunciator. lineal tin cheap lodging house! Say. there nlu I no Dell In my room. Clerk- Pat II be all ngui, mister, if youso want anyt'lug wring de towel. 8ee? Chicago News. As defined: "Say, mamma," Queried little Mary Kllen, "what's a dead let ter?" "Any h-tter Unit Is given Ut your father to mall, my ileal." replied the wise mother. Chicago News. Employer Yes. 1 advertised for a strong boy. Think you will nil the bill! Applicant-Well. I Just llu'.stied llckln' nineteen other appll. nuts out 111 de hall - Philadelphia Impilrer. The Killing Power -The Peddler I want to see the mistress of the house. The Master -IHi you? Then step around to Ihe kitchen door and ak for the cook.- Cleveland Plain liealer. Sincerity: "One o' de snd things 'bout dls life." said t'tu-le l-Mcii, "Is dat It's so much ensler to depend on de eiimliy of yoh enemies dim on do friendship of yoh friends." --Washington Star. Ijh ked experience: Mamma lou't let me catch you In tt He again, you naughty boy! Johnny I won't If I can help but I haven't had the ex perience Unit pa has had. llostuu Transcript. "I'm glad to see that, you reteet your parents. Klmer," said tlm minis ter. "I've Just git to do it." replied the little fellow. "Why. either one of them could tick me with one hand ." Chicago News. First Explorer We must hurry back. Second Explorer Hut the North Pole Is oi:r if we keep on.; First F.xplorcr Hot If we don't Ket ; back now, we'll be too late for the lee- ' tore season. I.lfe, ll;td w,.ii her; The chronic bachelor j Dually turned to the ipilet man, who; had taken no pail In the discussion, j "Would you. sir," he wild, "marry thj best woman In the world'.'" "1 did," j whs the reply. Judge. J you do when i and wants to Young Wife hat do .your luisb-ind gets cross scold'; Wife twllll experience ri ad him one or two of the tetters he used to write to me before we weru mar ried - lialtlioore American. Iligby I'm savins up money to go to I'.urope. Iligby Indeed! How arj you gettintc on? lilgby Flue! I've al ready got together enough for thai lips, and as scon as I can scare up j traveling expenses I ill ofr. I hlcago I nilly News. Not a Joke fides Take two letters from "money." and one Is left. Miles Is that a Joke? "Yes. verily " "Well, 1 know of a fellow who took money from two letters." "Thai's a good Joke." "Not It; he got twelve mouths!" Spare Moments. Patsy- Mom. won't yer elmma me candy, now ? Mrs. Casey - Didn't til tell ye (U wouldn't give ye auny at all If ye didn't kupe still? Patsy Yes'in, hut Mrs. Casi-y-Well, the longer ye knjie still the sooner ye'll gel It. Philadelphia Press. "I reckon you won't believe It," re marked Farmer llayrlx, "but that old rooster what Jlst crow d Is mon-'n '20 years old." "lib, I believe It till right enough," replied the suminor bonnier. "snd I am also willing to believe that the old hen we had for dinner was hia grandmother. -Chicago Imlly News. Casey Hliurc, they do be telllu' me that lilg Molkn Moiiohun wor knock ed down be an autymobllo, ylsterday; wor there any bones broke, I dunno? Conley-Troth, an' there wor; t fa" own- er av th divii wagon got his nose broke, th' chawfer got hia Jaw broke. air Illg Molke broke th sicond knuckle av his might tlsht!-Pin k. Peters-Her murrlage la like a ro mance, rarr S07 leters-les; shs eloped with her father's chauffeur. The aulomobllo blew up and killed tt 1 in before they got to (ho minister. The man who rescued her from th wreck proposed to her on the way home, and was accepted. I hey wera married yesterduy. llalllmoru Ameri can. No difference; The Frenchman did not know all about I lie Fngllsh lan guage. "1 vouhl like tu come see you ver much. In fact, vould have came only I thought you vera ver' busy. I do not like to cockroach upon your lime." "Not 'cockroach,' that's not right. You should say, 'encroach, encroach.'" "Alia, that Is It, 'heu crouch, hem-roach." I see. I hnvo got der gender of de verb wrong." I.ipplnc ott's Magazine, Huaaest iiK a Swiieli. t'ncle John IIow do you Ukv thi? new mlnlMler, Tommy? Tommy I don't like Mm. I mink ,8 IiuiHt 'a' been a school lent her onii. Uncle John-Why do you think so? Tommy 'Cause whenever he ti,ms to me he always holds his hand be hind hlm.-I'hlhiilelphlii I'lcn. Denlti l !l'oli., he. An attack of typhoid fi-ver, of pn monlu or of crytdpehis liuit w.,uid mild In a foher mini will 1. li n . . dkteil to alcohidlcs ipih-Uy, A Ltssosi Gravity, Archimedes," rsads th Pnpll. leaped from his bath shouting 'K.nreksl I'.'tirtika I ' " "One moment, Jsuies," ssld ths teacher, "what Is Ilia ineaulng ol Ktf ress?" ., "Ktireks means I lisve found it. "Very well. What had Archimedes found?" James hesitates for moment, tlisn ventures hopefully l "Ths snap. miun."--Judg. To tlrtsk in Nsw ghoss. !,. In Allm i ruol-KaM, Slw.lj. iurs hel, swMUtis. ''hlii. iwull.B test Cio.' emu, lnwlii nails suit bunions II .Imiiii-i i"t sni sluwa. v I1"" laeroi iiv ,ul..tmiii. amels nisilsil KKKI. Audwn Allva S. oliulrl. Is Kjr, N. Y. Way Vp. "Aud now, young man, old parson, solemnly, "let said ths your dally motto le 'On high!'" "No, that's my nightly motto, chu kind Ihe sporty youth In 'h I'sus ma. "I spend my sveulngs on ths root garden." Chicago I'sily Nws. SIVA rnii!inllv I ttrsrt. WiStAf t I) nnli.l.l'.il"f! .Kllns'sUmaWsrw Is.lorrr Hmd IM l ,..SI Itlsl heol.snd l"NU Dr. M. U. klius, l.i.l o Ann M . I'liusasisai, r Aa ti sa iiss for Beer. Robert lloirlgan of No. 3H0 tt Twenty-tilth street was arraigned la the Yoikvllle police court jrnsterdsy morning on a charge o( iiiloslcallun. In iplsnation llorrlgan said: "Your honcr, i'vs Iwen wishing and praying for s son for the last ten years. Yesterday tlvs tliiesl baby boy yon ever saw rams to my house, and I just couldn't ssp from celebrating." "Well, if that's ths rass," said ths magistrals, "I guess I'll have to 1st you go." New Yors American. ; ai-ri of osin, l ivt o tuisi, Fsass i i iiiskv mks eath llisl he ta Iha ; wniur itirr el 1 mm ui r i i iimiaio. ' dolus buslii'M In (l-.a Itjr el Ti.lxlo, l'oum I aud Sisis stnrrM .I and llisl Biro will s th aula ol OSti Ill'siiKKli lull l.KS l,.f s ! and svsry cam el I'slarrh llsl rsmtot bs cursd I by Ihs u ut llm iuo" Cess i Sworn to bitfora ma and suhrriisvd in mf I ptaniira, lousili dj ul liaombsr, A. 1. lata I J-- A. W.UIJSASON, i lill Aaiary f.WI I Hall's I'aiatrb ("ur Is latsn Inlaruailf and aria dtraeilr on ihs fclmMl smi turn-on suf lavas ul Uiasjstam, Sn4 lor i,llmonisls, fr. f.j h r-.sai ai iu., iwiauot vs Bold br druicitis. 7,-. baU't VaatiT fills ais laa bast No Widowhood VtU "Ah!" sittheil the p.-l.saol passion. In a laniw tone, "liavs you navar prated aud hoped (or death?" "Many snd many a tiuis," rep 1 11 Ilia mtiilnt ycntig brauty, "but II doesn't aesim to lw any uss. My hua hand la seventy flva now and lie looks to tm good lor ten years more at least." Philadelphia Press. Mt!uo will Sm1 Mrs Wlnslow's IhilMi) s iuj, ihs Iwti remedy to us Iwr thstr ctalldrau Uia IMtbluc mu'B. Intoasldirata. Miss Nexdoor This Is a pretty time of night for thatl'asher lrl to be play ing the piauo. Miss Also (, she's no rsp tnr of time. You ran toil that from Ihs aay she is playing. Ilaltlmoro Auierhso. For fortv year's I'.so s t'ura for Con sumption hia cored KMiKlisaud sold. Al druKKli. I'ri. .j rn u. Sympathttlc. YoiuiK Wife (rather nervously) Oli, I mail rea ly speak to you. Yoar master is always complaining. One day it Is the soup, tl second day It Is the ll-h, the third day it Is ths Joint In fact, it's always something or othnr. l!ok (with feeilng) Well, mum I'm truly sorry for you. It mast he ipiite swful to live with a gentleman o that sort. Punch. ABSOLUTE SECURITY, Genuine Carter's Little Liver PiUs, Mutt Signature of aa PacMailla Wrappar Balaw. Vary aU a4 ss aaay f lafcs aa aaigajs F0 HUOACHt, roi DIZZINESS FOR IIUOUtlEtts roi TORPID UVlt. FOR CORITIf ATIOI, FOR UUOW f KIR. FOR THF.COIHritJ.IOR f'nraly TatOls.l&ii!5q "aaasraaawjajBiss CURE 8ICK HEA0ACHC. f Promptly PAINLESS carteSs ifllg lisswl llptftfrsa1ttttiL'l'ani H Teeth Extracted Absolutely Without I'alri and all kinds of Dental Work Done by Wlno Urolhers, the Palnk-ss Dentists. t)ira f veiling, Suudsys from II ll WISH 1IR0S., Dc-ntlsU Gray? "My hair was railing out and turning grsy vsry fsst. Hut your Hslr Vigor slopped ths falling and restored ihs nsiursl color," Mrs II. 1. Ilcnonime, Cohoes, N. Y. It3 Impossible for you not to look old, with the color of seventy years In your hair t Perhaps you arc seventy, and you like your gray hair! If not, use Ayer's Hair Vigor. In less than a month your gray hair will have all the dark, rich color of youth. II M a astlk). All aratilaM. If yinr dntrrlal anixi aiimdy ynVi amid us una ttolUr and wa will iraa Ci a Ihiiim. Itasui and sits Ilia nains out awiisal tcrsa uitT. a. Ai!I,m ' J. t . A V rill !., Umsti, Mm. 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