-t"'j!-s lit awwsSJiHJ ipsnsn aglWn
Distress
After Eating
Nausea, between meals, belching, Tom
King, flatulence, fit of nervous headV
aclie, pain In the stomach, are all
symptoms of dyspepsia, and the longer
it is neglected Uie harder it is to cure it.
Hood's Sarsaparilia
and Pills
Radically and permanently cure it
strengthen and tone the stomach and
other digestive organs for the natural
performance of their functions.
Accept no substitute for Hood's,
i "I had dyspepsia twenty-five year and
took dIOercnt medicines but got no help
until I began taking Hood's Sarsaparilia.
Bava taken four bottles of this medicine
and can now eat almost anything, sleep
well, bare no cramps In my stomach, no
burning and no distress.- Mas. William
O. Baaam, 14 Olney St., ProTldenca, R. L
Mood's Sarsaparilia promises t)
uro and koeps the promise.
One Pleasure dona.
"t suppose, Miss Rambo," said the
caller, "that your father feels much
hanniet now tlist be has been cured ol
his rheumatism?"
"Well," explained the young lady,
"he (eels better when he realises that
ha does not hare to suffer any more;
but he feels pretty bad when he remem
bers bow exactly be used to be able to
foretell the weather." Judge.
Aa Important Distinction.
She I suppose tbat it would take
great deal of observation and experi
ence to enable a man to pick the fastest
horse entered for a race.
fie (mournfully) Ye, bnt that isn't
what you are trying to do. What you
want is to pick the horse that is going
to win.
Ocean Trout.
Trout are believed to be exclusively
fresh water fish. It happens, however,
occasionally that acme are caught with
the herring in the German ocean.
Silence at Dinner.
Wnenever there is a marked silence
t a large dinner party it is always, so
the superstitious aay, twenty minutes
of the hour or twenty minutes after.
Fas'er.
Easter is the Sunday which follows
that fouiteenth day of the calendar
moon which falls upon or next after
the 21st day of March.
Wild Animate In Captivity.
Captivity changes animals' nature.
A lion captured when it is full grown
will always be treacherous, but lions,
tigers, leopards and other carniveroue
animals that have been born in captiv
ity can be tamed till they are quite at
gentle and affectionate as poodle dogs.
Last Touch of Realism.
The photograph and moving pictures
have been combined, say the Chicago
Tribune, thus making it possible to
give the last touch of realism to prize
tight views.
Tete-a-Tete.
Ah, ne saw to tier over their ice
cream, "it is very sweet, but not so
sweet as you." "It is soft," she re
turned promptly, "but not so soft as
you." "And it is cold," he conclud
ed, "but not so cold as you." Phila
delphia Press.
On of Many.
Meyer Did you ever see man-eating
shark?
Gyer No; but I once saw a man eat
ing catfish.
Meyer Indeed! Where?
Gyer In a restaurant. Chicago
Daily News.
Birds and Flood.
Many birds have an instinctive pre
science of floods, and will change the
positions of their nests or make other
provisions for safety just before a heavy
rainfall results in a flood which sweeps
way their former homes.
Cream Custard Pie.
Beat one egg, add two-thirds cupful
of sugar and trun in one and one-half
cupfuls of good cream. Mix well
add a pinch of salt. Line a pie plate
with paste, pour in the cream mixture
and grate a little nutmeg over the top
Bake slowly and serve just cooled. De
troit Free Press.
Tribute to Woman's Vanity,
Traveling beauties never take passage
on an ocean liner without a spirit
lamp to heat their curling tongs. This
practice imperils the ship through dan
ger of fire. One of the big steamship
lines has fitted every stateroom on its
vessels with an electrical apparatus for
heating the curling tongs.
Twins Born In Dublin.
Irish women can boast of having
twins more frequently than any other
women in the world. Twins are born
in Doublin about once in every fifty
two births, as against a general world
average of one in eighty.
tStlckney Qasollno Engine
Fifty dollars can be saved by buying
the above. Will run cheaper, chopping
15 to 20 bushels per hour, wood saw, well
drilling machinery, pumps, etc. Write
for catalogue. RHER50N MACHINERY CO.
Foot of Morrison Street, Portland, Oregon.
Dizzu?
Appetitepoor? Bowels
constipated? Tongue coated?
Head ache? It's vour liver!
Ayer's Pills are liver pills, all
vegetaoie.
Said for
J. C. Aim-Co.,
eizty ,Mr,.
JOWU, .
Want your moustache or beard
a beautiful brown or rich black? Use
BUCKINGHAM'S DYE
111 II
TUP.
ttiua. Bold by drtwrt.U.
nf' f
luW J
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Mil
School Life. School life la composed
of three composites-the home, the
teacher and the nnull. Rev. W. B.
Sluts, Methodist, Pittsburg, Pa.
Laber. The history of centuries re
veals the fact that the greater the civ
ilisation the more honorable labor be
comesRev. R, H. Hood, Presbyte
rian, Pittsburg, Pa.
Ileal Christian. It Is easy to be a
nominal Christian, for a profession will
accomplish tlutt. It la difficult to be a
real one, for that Involves a rU'bt
heart Rev. La Crantlall, Baptist, Chi.
cago. 111.
Blood Money. There are uicu in the
church to-day. who are receiving blood
money, the revenue that comes from a
shameful and dishonest business
Rev. A. R. Holdcrloy. Methodist. At
lanta, Ga.
Man's Spirit. "You canuot Judge a
man solely by his acts. You must probe
deeper. You must determine the spirit
which actuates him and ascertain Its
origin." Kev. D. Hart., Hebrew, IH-u
er, Colo.
Smiles of Eire. The smiles and
smirks of an evil pennon are not sixus
of life, but danger signals that warn
us against falling into an open sepul-
cher. Rev. C. G. Greenwood, Baptist,
Westfleld, X. J.
Industrial CondItkns.-Tbe Indus
trial problem will never be solved on
the principle of class selfishness, but
only on the basis of the highest wel
fare for all. Rev. J. H. Speer, Pres
byterian, Denver, Colo.
Honesty. Honesty Is one of the first
principles of Christianity. It lies at
the base and also at the apex of Chris
tian character. It must be the dom
inant force In all traffic Rev. F. R.
Pardlngtou, Methodist, Bethel, Conn.
God aud Mammon. Because we
serve both God and Mammon we find
an equal amount In our surroundings.
The devil Is still alive with us so long
as we act him, and the Christ .nature
repudiated. Rev. F. E. Mason, Scien
tist, Brooklyn, X. Y.
Rivals of the Tulplt. To-day the pul
pit has more powerful rivalry than
ever before. The newspaper press, the
cheap magazines and the fret libraries
fill In part the place once occupied by
the pulpit alone.-Rev. l. MaeArthur,
Baptist. Xew York City.
Evangelism. The spirit of world
evangelism was never more marked
Uian It Is to-day. The Methodist
Church alone Is preaching the gospel
In sixteen languages, to say nothing of
the marvelous work beyond the seas.
Rev. W. A. Krje, Methodist, Lansing
Mich.
The Resurrection. The resurrection
of Jeus Christ from the dead Is the
supreme warrant of our faith In Him
as the image of the Invisil lo tlod. The
church has also fuuud In that resurrec
tion her charter. If Christ is in.t risen
the whole Christl in theory of life col
lapses and the fruits of the theory are
Illogical and Its hopes fartl u. Rev.
M. W. Stryker, Presbyterian, Clinton,
X. Y.
Capital and Labor. In the pri sent
fomentation in the industrial world we
need leaders who see the parts in rela
tion to the whole. Neither capital nor
labor must demand all. One has geld
to exchange for work and the other
has work to exchange for gold.
Xelther stiould be exorbitant. Itev.
M. E. Ha: lan, Disciple, Brooklyn
X. Y.
The Law of Life. There is no high
er form of life rea h;-d, there is no de
velopment of personal InteUect, there
la no prosperous business maintained,
there Is no hlghir level of political or
social life reached, eave along one In-!
variable line struggle with and con
quest of opposition. The law of life
Is attainment through overcoming.
Rev. J. B. Clark, Pr sbyteria-i, Detroit,
Mich.
Redemption. Adum fell and sin
came. Redemption was onrc-hased bv
a slain Jesus and a risen Lord; and
we, naw, each week, celebrate His day
of resurrection In combination with
worship of God who commanded and
the world was, and who showed His
supreme love for man In sacrificing
for our redemption, Christ, His Son,
In whom He was well pleaded. Rev.
A. J. Henry, Congregatiouallst, Brook
lyn, N. Y.
Work and Win. Do not people some
how really feel that to support the
church, to be charitable and generous, j
to observe the formal requisitions of
religion, Is enough. That they hcrehr
purchase the goal of spiritual attain
fflent? And how Incongruous It Is for
people to feel so, who know so well
that they get nothing In any other de
partment of life without working for
Itl Work and win is the true law of
both the temporal and the spiritual
life Rev. J. B. Clark, Presbyterian.
Detroit, Mich.
Professing Christians. If you are ac-
tlve Christians, If you nuke a loud
profession of your religion, you may
be sure your neighbors will talk about
you, and you may congratulate your
self If you do not get your name In
the papers. They are sure to find
some flaw In your character, to weigh
against your zeal In God's service. The
fellow who Is merely a silent. Indif
ferent member of the church, who
never opens his mouth to testify, for
Christ, will have a much easier time.
Rev. I). M. McLean, Methodist, Iiis
mark, Xorth Dakota.
Modest.
"Remember," said the serious man,
"that money Is not the only thing to
be striven for In this life."
".Maybe not," answered .Senator Sor
ghum, "but a whole lot of people
think It Is, and I am not egotist enough
to try to set any new fashions."
Washington Star.
The Only U.ie.
The man who snugly Kates that
Is "clothed in rigbteuiisunss"
Believes himself sole natenlee
Of that peculiar dress,
Philadelphia Press,
he
r
Give Warning of
Serious Trouble.
TV you exporiencfl fits of depression with restlessness, nltcrntiting
Tvith eitrenie irritability, bottle ring iixm hysteria V Ave your spirits
easily affected so that one minute you laugh, and the uc.t fall into con
vulsive weepinjr,
IK) you tool something like a ball rising in your throat and threaten
fog to choke you; all the senses perverted, morbidly sensitive to light
ami sound; pain in tho ovaries, and especially between tho shoulders;
sometimes loss of voice; nervous dysepsia, and almost continually
cross and snappy, with a tendency to civ at the least provocation If
If so, your nerves aro in a shattered condition, and you are threat
ened with nervous urostnition.
Undoubtedly you do not know it, but in nine easwoutof ten this is
caused by some uterine disorder, and the nerves eentei iiijc in mid tilxmt the
organs which make you a woman intluenee your entire nervous system.
Something must be done at oneo to restore their natural condition or
you will bo prostrated for weeks ami months jvihaps, aud sutler untold
misery.
lrwf is monumental that nothing in the world is better for this
purpose than I.yiliti K. l'liikliniu's Vegetable Compound; thou
sands and thousands of women have written us so.
How firs. Holland, of Philadelphia, suffered
among the finest physicians In the country, none of
whom could help her finally cured by Lydia li.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
"Dear Mrs. Ii.vkiiam : For over two years I was a constant suf
ferer from extreme nervousness, iudirestion,aud dizziness. Meiiktruation
was irregular, had backacho and a feeling of great latitude and weak
ness. I was so bad that I was not able to do my own work or go far in
the street. I could not sleep nights.
"I tried several splendid doctors, but they gave m no relief. After
taking Lydia K. Pink hum's Ycirrtnble Compound I soon began to
feel better, and was able to go out and not feel as if I would fall ut
every step. I continued to take the medicine until cured.
" I cannot say enough in behalf of Lydia K. l'inkham's medicine,
and heartily recommend all Buffering women to trv it and find the
relief I did." Mas. Florence Holland, C-.'2 S. Clil'tou St., 1'hila
delphia, Pa. (Jan. 0, pjoi)
Another case of severe female trouble cured by
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, after the
doctors had failed.
"Dear Mas. Pikkham: I was in poor health fur several years.
I had female trouble and was not able to do my housework alone. I
felt tired, very nervous, and could not sleep. J doctuted with several
doctors. They doctored mo for
I read in your book about vour
I did so, and am now cured and
grKxi. I was always very poor, but now weigh one hundred and lilty
pounds.
"I thank you for the relief I have obtained, and I hope that every
woman troubled with fenaale weakness will give Lydia K. IMnkhaui's
Vegetable Compound a trial. I have recommended it to many of my
friends." Mrs. Maria Howeks, Millersville, Ohio. (Aug. 15, 1'JOl.)
Will not the volumes of letttrs from women made stronir by
Lydia K. Pinkliaiu's Vegetable
virtues or this medicine?
IIow fchall the fact that it wf.1 help them bo made plain ?
Barely you cannot wish to remain weak, and nick, and disconr
aged, exhausted with each day's work. You have home derange
mentof the feminine organism, and Lydia F.. l'inkham's Vegetable
Comvouad will help you just aa surely as it has others.
A Strong Character.
One of the noveli-ta, referring to
hit
bero, says:
His countenance fell.
His voice broke.
Hi heart sank.
His hair rose.
His eves blazed.
His words burned.
His blood froze.
It appears, however, tbat be was able
to pull himself together and marry the
girl in the last chapter. Chicago Record-Herald,
Next This In Line.
The oldest mason is beginning to get
bis name in the papers again, says the
Chicago Ileeord-IIerahl. Look out for
another of George W ashington's body
servants.
fironic
Bating Ulcers,
Nothing is a source of so much trouble as aa old bsiw or ulcer, nartien-
larly when located upon the lows extremities where the circulation is weak
and slueeish. A xanerenous eatiner ulcer uoon the lesr is a fricrhtful sitrhr
and as the poison burrows deeper and deeper into the tissue beneath and the
I sore continues to spread, one can almost see the Uesh malting away and feel
the strength going out with the sickening discharges. Great running sores
and deep offensive ulcers often develop from a aianple bail, swollen gland,
bruise or pimple, and area threatening danger always, because, while ali
such sores are not cancerous, a great many are, and tkfs should make you
suspicious of all chronic, slow-healing ulcers and sores, particularly if can
cer runs in your family. Face sorea are common and cause the greatest
annoyance because they are so per
sistent and unsightly and detract so
much from one's personal appearance.
Middle aged and old people and
those whose blood is contaminated and
tainted with the germs and poison of
malaria or some previous sickness, are
the chief sufferers from chronic sores
and ulcers. While the blood remains ia
an unhealthy, polluted condition heal
ing is impossible, and the sore will
continue to grow and spread in spite of
washes and salves or any superficial or
surface treatment, for the sore ia but
the outward sign of some constitu
tional disorder, - a bad condition of
the blood and system which local
remedies cannot cure. A blood purifier
and tonic is what vou need. Some
thing to cleanse the blood, restore its lost properties, quicken the circula
tion and invigorate the constitution, and S. S. S. is just such a remedy.
S. S. S. reaches these old chronic
the very root of the trouble and counteracts and removes from the blood all
the impurities and poisons, and gradually builda up the entire system and
strengthens the sluggish circulation, and when the blood has been purified
purifier and tonic combined and a safe
and ulcers. If you have a slow-healing
write us about it, and our physicians will
on " The Blood and Its Diseases " free.
THE SWIFT
Approach of florc
my stomach, but did nut relieve me.
medicine, and thought I would trv it.
able to do my work alone, and feel
Compound eouWiicu nil o tht)
HI Business.
"W'hst's your protpoctive sod-Id
law's business?" asked the old Iriend.
"Love-making, principally," growled
the old man. "At least, I doa't see
how he finds time for much of anything
else. Chicago Post.
Precept snd Practice.
Cobwiggur Keveral millionalrei
have written their opinions ss to how
to make a fortune.
Meritt I read that article. Ths
funny thing is that not one of thorn ad
vised following the plan by which he
got rich bimaeif. Judge.
Salt Freshens Ink.
To prevent a mold in Ink Infuse a
piece of salt the tize of a hazelnut In
each quart.
Sores
A Constant Drain
Upon the System.
SORES ON BSTH ANKLES.
OsatUmen : About tsa ysars aca a
small aura asms n each of my a.nkla.
Daw gat Into the plasas snd thay ba
eama larg-a, estlnf uloars, and I suf
farad intensely for naarly taa yaara.
I had spent mora thaa CSOO.OO try
ing to arat well whan I ohanoad to
swa B. B. a. stdvarUaad la a Memphla
papar. I bagan to tka it and Was
cured. My limbs hava aever bean
ore er lvon xss any pala at all
aio.es. I bava raaommandad B. 0, 0.
to a arrsat many paopla, and am now
gtTlnc it to my alns-ysar-old soa for
Keaama. Darin my lan slaknaaa 1
was living aaar If amphts, Tana., bnt
bava sines romovad to Kansas Olty
ty.
and am now rasidlni
East Sixteenth Btreat.
residing at Wo.
Al
Mrs. B
A. EAKBia.
Kansas City, Mo.
sores through the blood. It goes to
and the system purged ol an morbid,
unhealthy matter the healing process
begins, and the ulcer or sore ia soon
entirely gone.
S. S. S. contains no mineral or poison
ous drugs of any description, but is guar
anteed a purely vegetable remedy, a blood
and permanent cure for chronic sores
sore of any kind, external or internal,
advise you without charge, BooK
SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA
Teselier -Where wss the DeoU ration
of Independence signed? Tommy -At
the lioltoni.-CliU'iigo Dully News.
Mrs. Kldlett John, why do !
ways call our boy "eolTeei" Mr. Kld
lett' 'Cause he keeps us awake night
- Philadelphia lOvenlng Hulletln.
Suggestive. - Kulcker- Was It nn up-to-date
wedding? Knocker-Yes. In
deed; they threw- breakfast food In
stead of rice. New York Herald.
An absorbing narrative: First Phil
adelphlmi -How Is Hint book? Excit
ing? Second I'hlhidelpblan - Why, I
sat up all day rending lt!-Towu Top
lea.
At the seaside: Clerk - That back
plnxzn Is pretty shaky. It may break
down some night. Proprietor -.mum
It be rebuilt 1 Clerk-Oh, no; light
up. Town Topics,
At the photographer's: "Have I the
pleasant expression you need?" (Vole
from under the clotlo Perfectly, sir."
Then let her go quick, governor; It
hurts my face."- I.lfe.
A New Annunciator. lineal tin cheap
lodging house! Say. there nlu I no Dell
In my room. Clerk- Pat II be all ngui,
mister, if youso want anyt'lug wring
de towel. 8ee? Chicago News.
As defined: "Say, mamma," Queried
little Mary Kllen, "what's a dead let
ter?" "Any h-tter Unit Is given Ut
your father to mall, my ileal." replied
the wise mother. Chicago News.
Employer Yes. 1 advertised for a
strong boy. Think you will nil the
bill! Applicant-Well. I Just llu'.stied
llckln' nineteen other appll. nuts out
111 de hall - Philadelphia Impilrer.
The Killing Power -The Peddler I
want to see the mistress of the house.
The Master -IHi you? Then step
around to Ihe kitchen door and ak
for the cook.- Cleveland Plain liealer.
Sincerity: "One o' de snd things
'bout dls life." said t'tu-le l-Mcii, "Is
dat It's so much ensler to depend on
de eiimliy of yoh enemies dim on do
friendship of yoh friends." --Washington
Star.
Ijh ked experience: Mamma lou't
let me catch you In tt He again, you
naughty boy! Johnny I won't If I
can help but I haven't had the ex
perience Unit pa has had. llostuu
Transcript.
"I'm glad to see that, you reteet
your parents. Klmer," said tlm minis
ter. "I've Just git to do it." replied
the little fellow. "Why. either one of
them could tick me with one hand ."
Chicago News.
First Explorer We must hurry
back. Second Explorer Hut the
North Pole Is oi:r if we keep on.;
First F.xplorcr Hot If we don't Ket ;
back now, we'll be too late for the lee- '
tore season. I.lfe,
ll;td w,.ii her; The chronic bachelor j
Dually turned to the ipilet man, who;
had taken no pail In the discussion, j
"Would you. sir," he wild, "marry thj
best woman In the world'.'" "1 did," j
whs the reply. Judge.
J
you do when i
and wants to
Young Wife hat do
.your luisb-ind gets cross
scold'; Wife twllll experience ri ad
him one or two of the tetters he used
to write to me before we weru mar
ried - lialtlioore American.
Iligby I'm savins up money to go
to I'.urope. Iligby Indeed! How arj
you gettintc on? lilgby Flue! I've al
ready got together enough for thai
lips, and as scon as I can scare up j
traveling expenses I ill ofr. I hlcago
I nilly News.
Not a Joke fides Take two letters
from "money." and one Is left. Miles
Is that a Joke? "Yes. verily " "Well,
1 know of a fellow who took money
from two letters." "Thai's a good
Joke." "Not It; he got twelve mouths!"
Spare Moments.
Patsy- Mom. won't yer elmma me
candy, now ? Mrs. Casey - Didn't til
tell ye (U wouldn't give ye auny at all
If ye didn't kupe still? Patsy Yes'in,
hut Mrs. Casi-y-Well, the longer
ye knjie still the sooner ye'll gel It.
Philadelphia Press.
"I reckon you won't believe It," re
marked Farmer llayrlx, "but that old
rooster what Jlst crow d Is mon-'n '20
years old." "lib, I believe It till right
enough," replied the suminor bonnier.
"snd I am also willing to believe that
the old hen we had for dinner was hia
grandmother. -Chicago Imlly News.
Casey Hliurc, they do be telllu' me
that lilg Molkn Moiiohun wor knock
ed down be an autymobllo, ylsterday;
wor there any bones broke, I dunno?
Conley-Troth, an' there wor; t fa" own-
er av th divii wagon got his nose
broke, th' chawfer got hia Jaw broke.
air Illg Molke broke th sicond knuckle
av his might tlsht!-Pin k.
Peters-Her murrlage la like a ro
mance, rarr S07 leters-les; shs
eloped with her father's chauffeur.
The aulomobllo blew up and killed
tt 1 in before they got to (ho minister.
The man who rescued her from th
wreck proposed to her on the way
home, and was accepted. I hey wera
married yesterduy. llalllmoru Ameri
can.
No difference; The Frenchman did
not know all about I lie Fngllsh lan
guage. "1 vouhl like tu come see you
ver much. In fact, vould have
came only I thought you vera ver'
busy. I do not like to cockroach upon
your lime." "Not 'cockroach,' that's
not right. You should say, 'encroach,
encroach.'" "Alia, that Is It, 'heu
crouch, hem-roach." I see. I hnvo
got der gender of de verb wrong."
I.ipplnc ott's Magazine,
Huaaest iiK a Swiieli.
t'ncle John IIow do you Ukv thi?
new mlnlMler, Tommy?
Tommy I don't like Mm. I mink ,8
IiuiHt 'a' been a school lent her onii.
Uncle John-Why do you think so?
Tommy 'Cause whenever he ti,ms
to me he always holds his hand be
hind hlm.-I'hlhiilelphlii I'lcn.
Denlti l !l'oli., he.
An attack of typhoid fi-ver, of pn
monlu or of crytdpehis liuit w.,uid
mild In a foher mini will 1. li n . .
dkteil to alcohidlcs ipih-Uy,
A Ltssosi Gravity,
Archimedes," rsads th Pnpll.
leaped from his bath shouting 'K.nreksl
I'.'tirtika I ' "
"One moment, Jsuies," ssld ths
teacher, "what Is Ilia ineaulng ol Ktf
ress?" .,
"Ktireks means I lisve found it.
"Very well. What had Archimedes
found?"
James hesitates for moment, tlisn
ventures hopefully l "Ths snap.
miun."--Judg.
To tlrtsk in Nsw ghoss.
!,. In Allm i ruol-KaM, Slw.lj.
iurs hel, swMUtis. ''hlii. iwull.B test
Cio.' emu, lnwlii nails suit bunions
II .Imiiii-i i"t sni sluwa. v I1"" laeroi
iiv ,ul..tmiii. amels nisilsil KKKI. Audwn
Allva S. oliulrl. Is Kjr, N. Y.
Way Vp.
"Aud now, young man,
old parson, solemnly, "let
said ths
your dally
motto le 'On high!'"
"No, that's my nightly motto,
chu kind Ihe sporty youth In 'h I'sus
ma. "I spend my sveulngs on ths root
garden." Chicago I'sily Nws.
SIVA rnii!inllv I ttrsrt. WiStAf
t I) nnli.l.l'.il"f! .Kllns'sUmaWsrw
Is.lorrr Hmd IM l ,..SI Itlsl heol.snd l"NU
Dr. M. U. klius, l.i.l o Ann M . I'liusasisai, r
Aa ti sa iiss for Beer.
Robert lloirlgan of No. 3H0 tt
Twenty-tilth street was arraigned la
the Yoikvllle police court jrnsterdsy
morning on a charge o( iiiloslcallun.
In iplsnation llorrlgan said:
"Your honcr, i'vs Iwen wishing and
praying for s son for the last ten years.
Yesterday tlvs tliiesl baby boy yon ever
saw rams to my house, and I just
couldn't ssp from celebrating."
"Well, if that's ths rass," said ths
magistrals, "I guess I'll have to 1st
you go." New Yors American.
; ai-ri of osin, l ivt o tuisi,
Fsass i i iiiskv mks eath llisl he ta Iha
; wniur itirr el 1 mm ui r i i iimiaio.
' dolus buslii'M In (l-.a Itjr el Ti.lxlo, l'oum
I aud Sisis stnrrM .I and llisl Biro will s
th aula ol OSti Ill'siiKKli lull l.KS l,.f s
! and svsry cam el I'slarrh llsl rsmtot bs cursd
I by Ihs u ut llm iuo" Cess
i Sworn to bitfora ma and suhrriisvd in mf
I ptaniira, lousili dj ul liaombsr, A. 1. lata
I J-- A. W.UIJSASON,
i lill Aaiary f.WI
I Hall's I'aiatrb ("ur Is latsn Inlaruailf and aria
dtraeilr on ihs fclmMl smi turn-on suf lavas ul
Uiasjstam, Sn4 lor i,llmonisls, fr.
f.j h r-.sai ai iu., iwiauot vs
Bold br druicitis. 7,-.
baU't VaatiT fills ais laa bast
No Widowhood VtU
"Ah!" sittheil the p.-l.saol passion.
In a laniw tone, "liavs you navar
prated aud hoped (or death?"
"Many snd many a tiuis," rep 1 11
Ilia mtiilnt ycntig brauty, "but II
doesn't aesim to lw any uss. My hua
hand la seventy flva now and lie looks
to tm good lor ten years more at least."
Philadelphia Press.
Mt!uo will Sm1 Mrs Wlnslow's IhilMi)
s iuj, ihs Iwti remedy to us Iwr thstr ctalldrau
Uia IMtbluc mu'B.
Intoasldirata.
Miss Nexdoor This Is a pretty time
of night for thatl'asher lrl to be play
ing the piauo.
Miss Also (, she's no rsp tnr of
time. You ran toil that from Ihs aay
she is playing. Ilaltlmoro Auierhso.
For fortv year's I'.so s t'ura for Con
sumption hia cored KMiKlisaud sold. Al
druKKli. I'ri. .j rn u.
Sympathttlc.
YoiuiK Wife (rather nervously) Oli,
I mail rea ly speak to you. Yoar
master is always complaining. One
day it Is the soup, tl second day It Is
the ll-h, the third day it Is ths Joint
In fact, it's always something or othnr.
l!ok (with feeilng) Well, mum
I'm truly sorry for you. It mast he
ipiite swful to live with a gentleman o
that sort. Punch.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY,
Genuine
Carter's
Little Liver PiUs,
Mutt Signature of
aa PacMailla Wrappar Balaw.
Vary aU a4 ss aaay
f lafcs aa aaigajs
F0 HUOACHt,
roi DIZZINESS
FOR IIUOUtlEtts
roi TORPID UVlt.
FOR CORITIf ATIOI,
FOR UUOW f KIR.
FOR THF.COIHritJ.IOR
f'nraly TatOls.l&ii!5q
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PAINLESS
carteSs
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lisswl
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Teeth Extracted Absolutely
Without I'alri and all kinds of
Dental Work Done by Wlno
Urolhers, the Palnk-ss Dentists.
t)ira f veiling,
Suudsys from II
ll
WISH 1IR0S., Dc-ntlsU
Gray?
"My hair was railing out and
turning grsy vsry fsst. Hut your
Hslr Vigor slopped ths falling and
restored ihs nsiursl color," Mrs
II. 1. Ilcnonime, Cohoes, N. Y.
It3 Impossible for you
not to look old, with the
color of seventy years In
your hair t Perhaps you
arc seventy, and you like
your gray hair! If not,
use Ayer's Hair Vigor.
In less than a month your
gray hair will have all the
dark, rich color of youth.
II M a astlk). All aratilaM.
If yinr dntrrlal anixi aiimdy ynVi
amid us una ttolUr and wa will iraa
Ci a Ihiiim. Itasui and sits Ilia nains
out awiisal tcrsa uitT. a. Ai!I,m
' J. t . A V rill !., Umsti, Mm.
Finest In the world, Kit
right down and write
fur lieautilul illimtf sled
st ilcnlnlcgiieon row
bushes. HollmAsBr..?tt
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