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About The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 18, 1903)
Eruptions There is only one w.iy U get rid of pimples ami other eruptions. Y.nd It's) t-iiimle anil easy enough. I'lcanse the b'.0)il, improve the diges tion, Kt i in nl 11 1 o the kidneys, liver.and kin, by tits same mean t the same time. The medicine to take ia Hood's Sarsaparilta This statement is confirmed by the ex perience of thousands whom this medi cine has ptrumnently cured. Accept no substitute. N Bother Whatever. "Do yoo have any trouble with the plants when your wife goes away?" asked the hatchet-faced man, sadly. "None whatever," replied the cheerful chap, "they always die within a week after she leaves and all I hare to do is to put them away until she comes back." Cincinnati Commercial Trib une. riTQ Psnnsnentiy Qirsa. TfofltsornstTousnsss Restorer. end ror h rrxl I tritiltttln(ltr.tl. Vt. U, U. kilns, Ud-SU An SU, I'Mladolpbls, Ps Natural Icehouses. The cold in a cavern in France is so great, no matter how warm the ex ternal atmosphere mar be, the visitor cannot prolong his stay without incon venience unless wrapped in winter clothing. There are not less than a score of these natural icehouses in France and probably half as many in Italy. DIAFNBSS CA5.1HT II K CtTRBD By local application m they rnnot reach the dieraxil portion olibe er. There is on one sisjr locure dewiness, n.i that 19 by constitu tional reniel if. Peaitiess is causimI by au in flamed condition of the mucous li lvolthe Eustachian Tnh. When tlua till vu tn flsmed von have a Tiimblmir sound r imper fect tX'sfiiiE. Hid when lt il entirely closed deaines is il.e result, and unless the Inn Anima tion csu tie tsk.'ii out and tins tubo rest ired to ft normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine rases out el li a are caused by atarrh.nhloh Is nothing bat an intlamed eondttionof the mucous surfaces. We will sue One Hundred lHillare (or any eajw of bcameratratteed by catarrh) that can not be cured bv Hall's i'asarra Care. Bend lor tuxulatvr CHENEY CO.. Toledo. O. Bold by Drugnitts, Jc Hears Family Pills are tbe beat. Carrying One's Own Outfit. Before the revolution in France it was customarr when a gentleman had been invited oat to dinner to send his servant fn advance with his knife, fork and spoon. If he had no servant be carried them with him in bis pocket. Wothers will find Mrs. window's fiootNn eyrup the best remedy to use for their children the teething season. Title Pages. It was not until 1470 that a title page was introduced to books and in England not till before 1490, when W. De Machline itsued one to hia little book on the pestilence. Caxton never need them, but vt'ynkyn De Words em ployed them in nearly all his books. For forty year's Fiso's Cure for Con sumption has" cared couttbs and cold. At druggists. Price 25 cen is. The Usual Thing. . "I would like to know," asked tbe parent, who bad a son in need of some further education, "what ia the coarse at your college?" "The usual half-mile course of cin ders and all that sort of thing, yon know," ' abeentmindedly replied the president of the great institution. Philadelphia Press. : . LOWEST RATES To Chicago, Dubuque and tbe East; to Dee Moines, Kansas City and the Southeast, via Chicago Great West ern railway. Electric lighted trains. T'neqoalled'service. Write to J. P. Elmer, G. P. A., Chicago, for informa tion. Protecting the People. Tbe public sentiment in favor of re stricting autorrobiles to racetracks es pecially laid out for them is steadily gaining in strength. Useful self-motors are welcome in tbe highways, but not tbe racing demons. New York Tribune. An Unkind Suggestion. "You love my dauebter?" "She's all tbe world to me, sir." "Then I don't suppose you'il want a settlement. ' ' Exchange. The Innocent Suffer With The world to-day is full of innocent disease, Contagious Blood Poison. People know in a general way that it ia 1 a bad disease, but if all its horrors could be brought before them they i would shun it as they do the Leprosy. Not only the person who contracts it suffers, but the awful taint is transmitted to children, and the fearful sores and eruptions, weak eyes. Catarrh, and other evidences of poisoned blood show these little innocents are suffering the awful consequences of some body's sin. So highly contagious is this form of blood poison that one may be contaminated by handling the clothing or other articles in use by a person afflicted with this miserable disease. There is danger even in drink ing from the same vessel or eating out of the same tableware, as many pure and innocent men and women have found to their sorrow. The virus of Contagious Blood Poison is so powerful and penetrating that within a short time after the first little sore appears the whole ZTotTtZ-Z RESPECTER OF PERSONS tainted with the poison, and the akin is soon covered with a red rash, ulcers break out in the mouth and throat, swellings appear in the groins, the hair and eyebrows fall out, and unless the ravages of the disease are checked at this stage, more violent and dangerous symptoms appear in the form of deep and offensive sores, copper colored splotches, terrible pains in bones and muscles, and general breaking down of tbe system. ,. S. S. S. is a specific for Contagious Blood Poison and the only remedy that antidotes this peculiar virus and makes a radical and complete cure of the disease. Mercury and Potash hold it in check so long as the system ia under their influence, but when the medicine is left off the poison breaks out gain as bad or worse than ever. Besides, the use of these minerals bring on Rheumatism and stomach troubles of the worst kind, and frequently pro duce bleeding and spottiness of the gums and decay of the teeth. S. S. S. cures Blood Poison in all stages and even reaches down to hereditary tainU and saves it is can be taken without any injurious effects to health, and an experience of nearly fifty years proves beyond doubt that it cures Contagious Blood Poison completely and permanently. Write for our "Home Treatment Book," Which describes fully the different stages and symptoms of the disease. TUE 8 W1FT SPECIFIC CO,, ATLANTA. CAs Modern Convenience. The Abilene Democrat telle of a man who stopped over night in a small town near theie and registered at the hotel pointed out to hi in by the conductor as the beat in town. In the morning be wanted to take a bath and consulted the proprietor about It. The propria - tor shouted back to the rear: "Here, i Tom, this here gent wanla to take bath. Bring tbe flxln'a." Tom soon appeared, carrying a cake of yellotr , scan, a towel and a pick. "What's the pick for?" asked the guest. , "Why," said the proprietor; "you'll I have to dam up the cteek." Kancal , flitv Star, i i one of the best possible tonics for the Got Tlren of the dun. ; infant. The vigorous respirations and A Clay county man, says the Platta- increased activity of the muscular tle bnrg Democrat-Lever, took bis pastor sues conduce even more tbau the frlc out hunting one day. They baa but t0n of the bath towel to a healthful one gun between them and the preach- eiovr 0f the skin. The Infant that Is er carried it. After they had oeen out obstreperous enough to resent with half an hour the man felt something i0U(j cryns p, nurse's efforts to soothe poking him in the side Turning lt ntli lt lt Kgln n flannels. Is not around quickly he found the preacher poking him with the niuixle of the gun and fumbling over the hammers. "Say, brother," asked the minister, "how do you let these things downf" The man has sworn of! taking preach ers bunting. Kansas City Star. Real Refined. Mame - My steady blew me oft ter supper at a reg'lar restaurant last night. - Mag Say, they tell me he's real re fined. "DatVw'at. When he poured hia coffee out In 'is saucer ter cool it he didn't blow it like some guys would, but jist fanned it wid 'is panania." Philadelphia Press. The Qatae of Love. "It always takes two to play the game of love," she laid. "Oh. I don't know," he replied. "The brisk business which Is being done in tbe divorce courts seems to in dicate that it is common to have three or four hands dealt around." Chicago Record-Herald. On the Verge ol Lunacy. Mr. Ardent Do you believe that love is blind? Miss Cyniqae Yes, to a certain ex tent. I am fully convinced that a man in love cannot see himself as others see him. Town Topics. David Was on Time. Mr. Joegins (tentatively) If I should not be borne at dinner time you need not Mrs. Jogiiins (with decision) You'll be home at tbe usual time, David. Joggins says he doesn't know bow it ia, but when his wife says a thing it is pretty sure to come tree. T)pes of Mind. Thera is a feminine and masculine type of mind. Tbe former depends chiefly on memory and is reproductive. The latter relies on reasoning and is creative. The mind of the man of sci ence is masculine. Not every woman possesses a feminine mind, though mai.y men have little else. Chinese Jews. Au inscription on a stone tablet found in the ruins of an old synagogue in Kaifenfo shows that tbe Jews first entered Cbina during the Han dynasty, from B. C. 200 to A. D. 226. A Pleasant Dream. "I've been thinking of taking a couple of months off this summer" begad the man at the de Jr. "A couple of months off?" repeated the man near tbe door. "Why. I didn't know you ever got but' a couple of weeks." "I don't, bat I can think about tak ing two months, can't I?" And only the hard-working electric fan was heard for the next five min utes. Montreal Herald. A Discouraged Fighter. He isn't so much of a fighter as he need to be." "No. You see he was always look ing for some one who could whip him at least that's what be said." "Well?" "Well, he found hi.n." Population of New Zealand. Compared witb 1901 the population of New Zealand (851,063, including 43,143 Maoris) shows an increase last year of 20,263. sufferers from that most loathsome T;,:idMa i lie umy BLOOD POISON IS NO removes all trare.4 nf ths rmtann anA the victim lrom the pitiable conse- ' quences of this monster scourge. As long as a drop of the virus is left in the blood ! liable to break out. and there is dancer of transmitting the disease to others. S. S. S. is guaranteed purely vegetable and CHILDREN'S INSTINCTS. Where Appetite la Concerned They fthowld, in a Meaenre. He KeeiwcteiU Many ways of Infancy and childhood seem to adults unnatural; and If cull- J dren chance, as they frequently do, to , ' "' " " "X, . w , uch as to be properly frowned upon. Vet It ml slit often contribute to one's equanimity It It were borne In mind that child Instinct, moro frequently tbau reason, U In the right. Cor example, tbe lusty tit of crying Incident to the baby's bath, although It may prove annoying to the mother, Is 1Mtrty t0 lake iH)1J from it3 batni Again, In the matter of eating, the child sometimes exhibits singular ten dencies. From the time a child begins to come to the tuble until the period of youth he ofteu shows strong likes and dislikes. Just how much tendi-ucle may be combated Is perhaps of little moment, but lu the quantity of food desired each child should be a law unto himself. To bribe or coax a child to eat more than he wants It certainly not commendable. Many who, aa children, are extremely "deli cate" In their eating, develop la later life digestive organs of superior abil ity. I Overfeeding Is never so fraught with . dangers as In childhood, and In those j numerous cases In which the child In stinct opposes tbe eating of aa much food aa la ordinarily regarded as nor mal It should be respected. In the event of a small appetite being the evidence of Impaired vitality or dls ease other concurrent symptoms will be so evident aa to lead to consulta tion of a physician. Glowing cheeks and sturdy limbs are admirable and a delight to tbe fond parents, but to many children they are simply not natural, and no amount of food can produce them. In many children nature exhibits a conservative tendency, and the scraw ny limbs and sallow cheeks may be an Indication of conserved energy, by vir tue of which sme organ or organs may not be overtaxed during the grow ing age. Tbe diseases of childhood often re side lu temporarily datnagtd organs, which time aud a following of tho Instincts of observation which niture meanwhile Improves may entirely ov ercome. Thus It Is that ninny children regarded throughout clilhl hiod as delicate aud not lik ly to s ir vlve till adult life n, t only reach man hood and womanhood, but ait.tin qual ities of extraordinary physh-ul or men tal vigor. It Is well to realize that very rare 'y are there two children even In the same family similar In their physical equipments, and that, therefore, no "rule of thumb" method of rearing them la ever eminently successful. Wanted to See Granilui.i. Master Iluss Edwards, years of age, living In Irvington, N. J., was very fond of bis grandmother, and spent most of his time at her home, says the Philadelphia Ledger. One aft ernoon he came home from play so very tired that he could eat no din ner, and asked his mother to put him to bed. She took him upstairs, and wheu he was ready for bed, said: "Now, my little boy must say bis prayers." "I tan't--I am so tired." "You want to go to heaven, don't you? Then you must Buy your prayers." "Are you doln' to heaven, mamma?" "I hope to, and want to see my little boy there." "Is papa doln' to heaven?" "He hopes to." "Well, you and papa go to heaven, and I'll go around and see grandma." He Took a Neeilctl Heat. "Yoakum of 'Krlseo," as he Is known In tbe railroad world. Is one of the workers. They say he never tires. Ono day a friend called at the Broad street office to see him. It was 4 In the afternoon. He found the president leaning back In a big chair, reading a newspaper and smoking. In surprise be asked what was up. "You see, I've worked pretty hard for the past ten years," said Mr. Yoak um, "and I think I need a long rest." The next day tbe same friend dropped In again. Yoakum shook hands in his hearty way, but said: "Olad to see you, but I'm up to my eyes In work. I haven't much time." "I thought you were going to take a long rest!" exclaimed his friend. "That's all right. I took It yester day," said the' president Evidence of the K'nemy. It Is related that at a recent nhnm battle a young lieutenant, pouted with bis company behind a wall, ordered bis men to fire at a detachment of troops who were marching by. Tbe guns were loaded with blank cartridges, and no barm was done; but the detachment happened to be on the same side of the sham fight as the company which bad fired at It. The commanding officer came rid ing up. "Why did you fire on tlione men?" be demanded of the lieutenant, hotly. "I supposed they were the enemy," said tbe lieutenant. "And what led you to suppose they were the enemy 5" "Because my tailor was at the head of them and I saw my butcher In the ranks. What else could I suppose, air?" No Hympathy. "Charley, dear," said young Mrn. Torklns, "you know I never blame you for anything that Is not your fault." "But when the bore you bet on "' that your fault' 1 "Wwley, dear, the winner Is It?" was Just as easy a norse to oet on as any other, wasn't It?" "Wby-er-yes." "No one forced you to bet on sown other horse?" "No." "Then I can't see that you deaervi any aympatby whatever." fr. - .1 -it y r Fibroid Tumors Cured. LiJ A distressing case which baffled the ski Mrs. Hayes, of the followintr letter cured, after everything else failed, by Lydia E. Pirikham's Vegetable Compound. Mrs. Iluycs' First Letter Appenlinjr t Mr. lMiikliiutt lr llclpl "Dear Mrs. Pinkiiam: I lmv Ik-cii iiiuK i- IVstmi tinders' treat ment fur a long time without any ivli.'f. 'l in y u 11 mo I h:ivt 11 tilimitl tumor. I t'iiiinnt sit down without iv;it pain, uiwl the wuvtu's. ct'iula upmy spine. I have Wm inji-tlow 11 pains imlli bark ami fivuU My ab domen L swollen, ami I huu had tlouim: nj lis I'm three year. .My up. petite is not ii. I en n not walk or ! on my fret for any length of limo. "The symptoms of Fibroitl Tumor k'v"" m your little Ismk no cumtely (Wcrtta my ease, so I write to wit for a!viro." Sitfiietlj Mr F. Hayes, Pi'ullry St., (Kotutiy) li.vston, Mass. Note the result of Mrs. Pinkham's advice -al though she advised Mrs. Hayes, of Isoston. to take her medicine which she knew would help her her letter contained a mass of additional in.struc tions a. to treatment, all of which helped to brinjj about the happy result. "Peak Mia Piskium: Sometime u;r I wrote to you tleserib inif my symptoms ami a-tkeil your a !wn You replied, ami I followed all your ilireetiiuis eaiv fully, ami to-ilay I iisu a well woman. " The U.-4C of I.yiliil K. I'inkliain's eget.ible Compound t'tltlrr expelled the tumor and tlrviiiheiieit my whole -)teiii. I can waU miles now. I.ytli:s 1'. rinkliaiiiN Vegetable Compound i.-t worth IlVd dol lars a drop. I m I vise all women who are ai!liiid with tumors or female troublo of any kind to rio it 11 faithful 1 1 i.il." (Signed) Mua. K. F. Haykvj.VJ ludley St, (UoxUiry) liohton, Maxt. Mountains of cold t oulil not ptireba-e aueli testimony - or take, the phieeof the health ami tiuppinew wlilrli 1.)1U l i'luU hum's Vegetable Compound brought to Mr. ll.iNei. Such testimony should lie invented by nil women as ronvlnejmr evidence that I,)lh l I'liikbaiu't Vetfetahlw Compound .stand without a js'er us it remedy for nil the di.-,t ressinc ills of women; ail ovarian troubles; tumors; intlammations; uli.i.tiion, f.UUnit and dis placements of tho womb; Utckaelm; irregular, iiMreNied or painful menstruation. Surely tho volume and i harai UT of the testimonial let ter we are daily printin),' in the newsjuis rs t an it- ne no rootii f,,r doubt, Mrs. Hayes at her nbovo address will Rladly unMver tiny letter which sick women may write for fuller information al t her iilnesi. Her gratitude to Mrs. Pinklmm and I.ydhi II. I'IiiMiuiu'm Vwtiibl Compound is so frennine and heartfelt that who think.- no Iroul.lo U too great for her to take in return for her health ami happiness. Truly ia it said that it is I.ydla i:. IMiikhiwuS Vetretablu Com pound that is curing so many women, and 110 other medicine ; don't for. gt this when some dmHt wants to sell you something !. $5000 FORFEIT I' wrnn.-. (.rtholth rln- His .ofif.Bil li.rii.fs sti.l .mliini sst l.,ui,i Based on Experience. "Sag." queried tbe anitor, "did il ever occar to you that beggars and ed dlers are not naperstitious?" "It never did," replied the elevator man. "Weil they're not," raid tbe jnnitor. "It takes more than a sign to keep them out ol a building." Washington Monument. The Washington monument, the higbent In tbe world, towers o5 feet in the air and is composed of IS, 000 blocks of marble, earh two feet thick. Comes Natural to Him. "Qpon is a good fellow, but bis con vercational abilities are remarkably Iiinited. tie lias a lew slock pbraten and that's all." "Well, what else can you expect? lie s a stocknroker. Soft Coal Mines Increase. It is stated that on Jan. 1, 1 003. there were 1,214 bitumiuouscoal mines la operation in Permnylvaaia, as com pared witb 918 on Dec. 31, 1IJ00. Extremely Rare. Tommy Top, what is meant by tbe sense ol bnmoir Father The sense of humor, my ion, consists largely of knowing when not to be finny. Philadelphia Record. ' Hu wBt Defined. Church -I see that florist wants some one to write some advertising verses for j him'. Gotham Some nursery rhymes, evi- dentiy. xonicera htatesman To the Manner Bora. Crawfo-.d Did he bave much trouble in becoming a bridge policeman? Crabsbaw Not after it was discov ered that he used to be a floor walker and kept the crowd moving in front of a bargain counter. Judge. Out at First. "Generally speaking," began tbe emlnlne end ot the sketch, "I "Yes," Interrupted tbe villain in the play, "that's what you are." Chicago News. . Where Tobacco Is Free. Alderney is the only place In tbe British Islands where tobacco is now untaxed. Th. Southwick as ths largest c.psctiy, Is fastost snrt ,.t worker of sdt 1It P,..u Beuiliorcs.ialo.-ue. Maliedfree. u7 rnsioisyle. MITOHFU, LEWIS STAYER DO. Firs amtf Tmjlmr of Fibroid Tumor, II of Boston doctors. Boston, Mass., in tells how she was t.. einktiam 'l.-.ll.liio to, l.tna. Masts, No Cause for Alarm. "IValh loves a shining mark," nuol ed tho young nun with the high collar and niy tie. "Oh, well, don't be uneasy, " rr jnimwl the nirtle hartil young msiil, "you're not 10 brilliaul." Cincinnati Knuirer. Not Oullty. 'Vainly," mi. I (iritty (inorge, "hr is where fotne arrantm writer snysilert ain't nun h difference. liin 111 tramps ami tie loafer, dat baiig out In de country stores." "Oh, git out!" sneered Handy I'lkes. "Who ever heard of us sittin' on oaj boxen?" Chbago News. The (ircck Pike, common measure of road tlis in tine e is the pike, whiih thriHiijtiarters of au Kngllsh The tanco etjnals yard. Heady for Another Turn. It Is not surprising thai a plot ba,i been discovered in Hcrvia for "aveng ing" King Alexander. It Is seldom that the tendency towards conspiracy and anaHiriation is eradicated by con piracy and ansassinalion. Indianapo lis Sentinel. A New Hngland Sandwich. "How many children have you?" anked the friend of his boyhood. "I bave three. The oldest anil youngest are girls, and the second child is a boy. My wife calls them the 'sandwich.' " "Huh!" raid the boyhood friend. "That's the first time I ever beard ol a sandwich witb the tongue on the out side." London's nany (lravcyards. Of the :I2 burial .rounds which Undon has bad only 40 nre still In use. More than 60 bave vanished Iron. .il,i entirely; about a hundred bave oeen transformed from neglected, offensive eyesores into bright, cheerful itardens where London's toilers meditate among tbe tombs during their luncheon 1,,..,.. and the ret, crowded with graves, are closed alike to tbe undertaker and tbe public. p. no. SM M-ISOJ. WI1KW wrin, todrtlsrspl.M uisiitli.n this pausr. ' Southwick Hay Press NO BAC t SUICIDt lOit ....11 u.n WITH 14 fllllORlN Lorln rsrr of omlen, run, i miner of ! .' ' )lo bus '.tHI a-raiitU'lllhlwi. ,,M1 , .1.11.1,.,,, Ills IWIllK !, sTIINIl KIIOI1' ii'i . . I see.i.lnitts totbiy iiumb.-r, .p,ruiuoai iy 41HI soiii. u tif bis 30 vblMrm vll, sons ami Vi ditlit-"-. All"r strenit. hwtltby tH'l I"W'' 1 b' ar tir.M.iienus fsriuws. ninrehanls, 1 '.. . ............. 11.. .iir la bava lawyers imi - - ninrile.1 Into vw'lf ststlun, and all tnriti' fsnillles. . All of tlies rlilltl"'" " ' u.-aied by l' rr, and h !'" vvi tl.nii a atari lu Uf IM H of H"'" 10 iiimilHKHt ami woiimiilt"o.l lis fels that tli-ra w.uil.1 b bwii mum 1 tw Jisiiy. aud bo dvlre that bt trK (ho loss uf t!i tew that dtod In rlitltl luHid ss keiiy as wutild tbs fatUer wf a small family. I'srr bss two imllitr - Kiim'ti ami A I Inn. Tin-no two iiii'H, oa ami ymrs old, reivtl'ly. ttiem 81 cblhlK-ii. ami .tot di.fnttawt. nil IIHtm. TUts uik. lb (! a"'"1 her of li'.'tiibtnts of th litw tirothers .10 souls, Atthottflt Karr Is na HI, b tnos, Iwks. s.-n auj Ulks Ilk a man years you 11 iff- lrow tlltltf lo liol forfet that per sous ho have mg under wafer half III hour hnv r"'lerrd. Ki-ep Wotk ln- itl them It 'll the luxty 011 a bar rel. tiriMlli Into the nioulli. bathe with ainiimula r al.-oln.l. Murk Ms arms and le,;.,, Kvp nt tv.irk fir an lumr lit lent and you will probably save ti life, The lirtlm of the Car The drum Is the enr Is in lliln us llH'r. ""d this l streteli.it like a cnrtnlii t-twti Hie air otitsiiV mill tl,-it win, In, ami thus, lint lug nothing to siipHrt it, and l-log fUreiiiely ilell.nie. a ship Milli Un hand on the siile of Diss fne. Hindu Willi the fi.ne which sudden and lo lent anger gives It. I wis In uiullitudrs of raws ruptured this ileli.ale mem brntie, resulting In the nrrtli lion of deafness for life. , the right hand Is Slt.iosl nlwa) used. It Is the left nr which Is stricken; this nlOs In account lug for the f!i-t thai the left rut Is In. .ie frequently sfTeeletl Willi deafness than the right. Many nf the ailments for which phy sicians precr!l bismuth nn.l varle ty of other "aids to digestion" would lie entirely relieved hy ei.-rrlse as much as possible In the open ntr. fsveii a frail person, one who has fairly reached the age of decrepitude, should be encouraged to use the wheel chair, receive massage and be taken out of the l,ed everyday for a while. The tiny should be varl.! ns much as pos sible, and the body exercised so that It will be possible for It to rest rtnlur slly during the long periods of rest which the disease, whether acute or chronic, necessitates. There are cer tain disease which are called fatigue diseases tremor, writer's cramp mid local spnsm, These r all caused by the excessive use of special muscles, and no one so mulcted should fall to stop for a certain lime each day as long a time as can la- spared, and let the part have the repose which It de tunmls. This suggestion Is specially meant for teachers and operators 011 the typewriter, and clerks-men and women who spend long days at tb desk working over figures. Oltl French Adage Artlrined. A young American lawyer mice ap peartd In the High ,,., of England lo argue a case In which hit was also the defendant. Addressing V ,.0Utt he referred- to the old French silage declaring that he who argues his own Case has a fool for a client. After Hie cam. had been beard he left for bis home lu a distant city, having -asked fr 11 """fy him by wire when the decision was given, 'i bis was the pithy despatch he received,' 'Old French adage affirmed!" Not Ashamed of the funeral. The olllcu boy bad taken a day off to allend his father's funeral. When '"' ' " I'"" my friend asked condol- hl:ly about the obsequies. "Von bet," said the hoy sadly, yet lib a touch of pride, "we burled him out o' sight,"- Biooklyu Hugh., The Proper 'lsl...j,ti, le Hlyle-L he a chip of th dd linnl.usln- No, he's a claw of the old 'baler. Kt. Louis Lumberman. Wl.nt has beiom,. ,,f li'ie n7i f,ihloii I woman who until lo i-ny: "Saw 1 I Ircii, the one Hun eitls'i'h 'mo I ;'!' mid milk will get the bliuc,,' . e e o pic?' lorn rtaa. ( ' t i BlackHair "I hv used your Hsir Vliw for Bva yesrt ami sin V,ZZ plsssod with It. ItwtsliuW hair. ltepamyhirsuft,".firV HlnKllli.nny,Nwl'orilsn4,Mj; Aycr's Hair Vigor has been rcstorlnK color to gray hair for fifty years, and it never falls to do this work, cither. You can rely upon it for stopping your hair from fallinR, for keeping your scalp clean, and for mating your nalrgrow. II Ms soil. All tftntstt. It lir HOIHilIM ronon, SIU1.1. tm tni u ii. iur snu ifl sou l-illlo, Ho SMto ast'l !, im ),,!!: ul uur nsorrai vs. .rsa ,,nV. n ,i,ii, ' J l : i.lt ill. ,uZ' A Apt DsKrlplloa. 'Why do lby call b raowl tla ship ot lb uWrir " "Navtir cniuIiI tiiiilof.tsii.l it unl 1 tm on Otis ol mii," .1 (tia im man bo bad )us( mturuikl 1 abroad, "Nvr was so tatthk la ill my Ilia." Washington hisr. IC Villi r1" '' il ""' 'i r.,a s, K lUU ll.Mll.IHl lull il.MHl. tolls "PACIFIC COAST UXOS 1X0 Utir s nii'iolitr Juu'n.l titnltr4 i ij t I sal I !'- au. Uti.iitg I 4 , j IliSuctOtsl t'Str ( II. Uislti th ,fus. UOjri-NEjr- SAS fKAKClXO. CAltfOTSU . 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