The Oregon mist., May 08, 1903, Image 4

Peculiar
To Itself
In what it is and what it does con
taining the best blood-purifying,
alterative aud tonio substances and
effecting the most radical and per
manent cures of all humors and all
eruptions, relieving weak, tired,
languid feelings, and building up
the whole system is true only of
Hood's Sarsaparilla
No other niedioiue acts like it;,
no other medicine has done so:
much real, substantial good, no!
other medicine ha restored health 1
and strength at so little cost. j
"I u troubled with scrofula anil csma '
Bear losinf mi eyesig-ht. For (our months 1 j
could not see to do anything. After uklut
two bottles of Hood's Saras.ps.rtU I could see
to walk, and ihen t bad taken air hi bottles I
eould see as well as ever." Scan A. Hairs
tov. Withers, N. C.
Hood's Sareaparllla promise to
cure and keeps the promlso. ,
Oarcla Salad.
Cut celery, apples nJ fresh tomatoes
In thin strips about two inches long,
serve on lettuce leaves with French
dressing. A slice i l truttte on the top
adds both to the appearance and flavor.
Good Housekeeping.
New Danger la Submarines.
The recent explosion on the sub
marine boat I Francais has revealed a
new danger in this type ol craft. The
accident established the fact that in
stormy weather oxygen gas escapee
from the electric accumulators.
Slow.
Wabash How long did it take you
to do that picture?
French. Artist (proudly) I am en
gage npon eet for eeex months!
Wabash Just as X thought. You're
dead slow over here. Why, I've taw
fellers in Chicago tnrnin' them things
out while ye wait.
The Largest Serpent ,
The largest serpent ever measured
was a Mexican anaconda, found to be
37 feet in length. Tt was measured by
Dr. Gardner.
Food and Paper.
Articles of frod tbat are damp or
juicy should Dever be left in paper.
Faper is simply a compound of rags,
glue, lime and similar substances, with j
acids and chemicals mixed, and when j
damp is unfit to touch things that are
to be eaten.
His Opening.
Chumley How much have you got
in your bank, Johnny?
Johnny I'll have just a dollar when
you give me a quarter. New York Sun.
For Sleeplessness.
A Canadian doctor, when called to
prescribe for insomnia, always advises
before drugs are employed a hop pillow
instead of feathers. It is made of a
thin muslin slip s'.uffed with hops and
hop leaves and sprayed fresh witn
alcohol every night before tbe patient
goes to bed.
Patience Rewarded.
8mith I hear Short, the coal man,
has come into a large fortune.
Jones Well, he's entitled to it.
Smith Oh, he is, eh?
Jones Yes. He's been lying in
weight for a good many years.
Want Lawyers to Wear Gowns.
BritUb county court judges have re
ceived a circular from tbe incorporated
law society approving of solicitors be
:.ng deeired to wear gowns in coart.
Charity of the Fair Sex.
He Mrs. Powderleigh certainly has
a lovely complexion.
She Yes, indeed, and she ought to
be very grateful to ber husband.
He Because why?
She Because be buys ber every
thing she want.
'Twa Ever Tha.
He There are times when every
man likes to refer to himself as an
idiot.
She Yes, but it always rrakes him
mad if any one else agrees with him.
An All the Year
constant sufferers, while others have only occasional spells of Rheumatism
but either kind is wearing upon the constitution, and in time produce!
stiffness in the muscles and joints, and sometimes the acids thrown off b)
the blood settle upon the valves o' tne
heart and ends suddenly and fatally,
It wont do to let Rheumatism
run on. It is a dangerous disease, and)
you can never tell where it is going to
strike. Home remedies, plasters, lini
ments and such things as produce
counter-irritation, are soothing and
may relieve the pain temporarily, but
the polluted, acid blood cannot be
reached by external applications.
Rheumatism must be treated
through the blood, and no remedy
brings such prompt and lasting relief
as S. S. S. It attacks the disease in
the. k1wt neutralizes the acids, and
removes all irritating poisons and effete matter from the system.
S. S. S. strengthens and enriches the thin acid blood, and, as it clrctu
lates through the body, the corroding, gnawing poisons and acid deposit
are dislodged and washed out of the muscles and joints, and the sufferer
abont their case will receive valuable aid and helpful advice from our
physicians, for which no charge is made. We will mail free our special
book on Rheumatism, which is the result of years of practical experience iu
treating this disease. It contains much interesting information about all
kinds of Rheumatism. fXS SWUT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA. tUU
Te barred Road.
"There is only one road to success in
life." said the man who had made his
lucky and retired.
"And bow i-hall I know the road?"
inquired the budding young man.
"Well," replied the man with the
lucky, "you go right along thli path
ol adveisity until you teach the first
turn to the right."
"Ves, yes."
"And you'll find a road barred off
with a gate and a sign that says, 'No
Tresspassing.' Well, that's it."
Her Own Idea.
"Your daughter," laid Mr. Oldias
tle alter being conducted throrgh the
newly finished wit g of the magnificent
palate occupied by the Itullinetons,
"has such a splendid vocabulary!"
"lo yon thir.k cjV her hostess re
plied. "Josiah wanted to get her one
of them escritoires, but I made tip my
mind right at the Mart that a voiabu
larv would lot k better in a room fur
nbhel like hers is even if it didn't cost
quite as tniuh,."
A Master Craltsmsn.
t'lericos (fervently) Oo not eVra'r.
my your.g Christian friend. Remem
ber there is no wod like hope.
Foeticns (disdain.'uilv) Is that so?
What's the Iiutior with Foap and dope
Why, in dia'et t I ron'd ring in m n
any word y m have a mind to n tine.
New ork Sun.
THH T11RFE HUMS.
The lure,'!"! nraneial l:,'ti" n; iou in t worl.l
are the three Kfest l.i-e llo-tirsi.rt' I'oiui a.:l.!
ot New York, re'ieii railed I he T! r - i.iants. "
1 .urine I'. - the coin rn;f-ci itt.-rvst- in atiumel
ot iti.tirem-e hi lorce in ilresi'li lit lhe.se three
comj'atiie ws !'.!'. v.
Iitirlns; the eme ttu.e the Penn Mntuel, of
Phi's.telr.is. mad an lucres ol It.".!..
There are gee.1 reasons . 'or the vuUrity of
the lYtin Mutual; eemt lor Ire com riirl-.ted
booklet. "Hoe Slut why." t-hennall A Harmon,
eeneral agem. Viarijueai building. Irllan.l,
Oregon .
The Evil of Drink.
An Episcopal clergyman ofCimin
nati was being shaved by a barb -r who
was addicted to occasional sprees. Tl e
raior manipulator cut the parson's face
considerably.
"You see, Jackson, that comes from
taking too much drink," said the u an
of Gci.
"Yes, sah," replied Jackson, "It
makes de tkin very tendah, sah. It do
for a fack." Chicago Chronicle.
TC Permvtnr ewM So ft er nw,eafnea
M I e srtar rim t,of Or Klie.'tlirs Nfrns
3aOmt. Smxi tor rU E K f i.OO :riJ ri M1 trS
a. a.K.U Kus-U4. tut srchitFailsd.lelus.fa
The American Plan.
American Youth I have come, sir,
to beg your permiHeion to my marriage
with your daughter.
American Father Has she accepted
yon?
"Yes."
"Has she promised to elope with yon
if I refuse mv consent?"
"Yea."
"liless yon, my children." X. Y.
Weekly.
DEAF-MESS CtS.mr BE CCEID
By local applications, ss tbey r-snnot reach tb
diseased portion ol the er. 1 here Is on j one
ws locuredeemess. and that is by eoustltu
tiohsl remed.e.. peamens is caused by an la
fismed condition of tbe mucous lining of tb
Eiislscbisn Tuhe. When tins tub gels ln
Itsrued , on lisve a rumbling -onnd or imper
feet bearing, and when It is entirely closed
OVainex is llie result, and unite, the Inflamma
tion can tie t en out sn.l I his lube rest rwi to
its normal condition, tiesring will bedestroyed
forever; nine esses out ot t-a are caused by
csisrrh. which Is nothing but sn inflamed
eondinonol the mucous surfaces.
w will g it On Hundred Hollars for any
eassof llesmessicsused by catarrh) that ean
not be rurrd by Hail s Catarrh tnre. Bend tor
:,rcula,lree. Tado, 0.
Bold by Druggists. 5c
stall's Family PUi an th beat.
Singular Statue.
There is only one statue in Great
Britain with an umbrella. This is to
be seen at Reading and represents Mr.
G. Palmer ol biscuit fame standing
bareheaded with a silk hat and um
brella in hand.
Mothers will Bno Mrs. rDnstow's Sooth
ing Syrup the best remedy to us lor tbeir
jhildren during toe teething period.
An Insinuation.
Green Say, do you know how it
feels to be kicked by a mole?
Brown So, I don't and what's
more, I don't want you to show me.
Tbe Reason.
Little Rollo Pa, why does popcorn
' pop?
Mr. Hennypeck Because, my son,
I popcorn, like men, doesn't know any
better.
Round Disease.
Rbenmatism does not come and go with winter
time always; in fact some suffer more during the
Spring and Summer than at any other season. When
the blood is charged with Uric Acid, Alkali and other
irritating poisons, then the system is in the right
condition for Rheumatism to develop, and an attack
is liable to come at any time, Winter or Summer.
Rheumatism, because it attacks different parts of
the body, and is sudden or slow in its action, is given
various names such as acute and chronic, muscular,
articular, inflammatory, mercurial and sciatic, but it is
the same old acid blood that causes all. Some aiC
Portland, Ind., Jan. 10, 1903.
After being terribly crippled tot
three years with Eheumatlsm, and
having tried well known remedies I
eould get no relief. And having
read ot the wonderful effecta of
B. B. S., I concluded to try It, and
am happy to say tbat I was entirely
cured, and am able to work a wU
as I ever did
I cheerfully rsoommsnl 8, S. 8, to
all sufferers of this terrible disease,
and will say that If they will con
tinue the treatment, as per direc
tion, they will And a permanent
core. H. W. BBE8.
18 nappuy reuevcu uuiu we uincuuiiui tat
and misery of Rheumatism.
S. S. S. is a purely vegetable remedy,
docs not contain any Potash or mineral
of any kind, and can be taken with
Safety by old and young.
Rheumatic sufferers who write us
OLD
f FAVORITES f
A Oatck Lallebv.
Wynken. Blynken, and Nod on night
Sailed off In a wooden shoe
Sailed on river ot crystal light
Into a sea of den ;
"Where are you going, and what do you
wlshr
The old moon ssked the three.
"W bars corns to Bsh for the herring
fish That live In this beautiful sea:
Nets of silver aud gold have we,"
Bald Wynken, Wynken, and Nod.
The old moon laughed and sang a song.
As they rocked In the wooden shoe
And the wind that sped litem all night
long
Kuttted the wave of dew;
The Mule stars were tits herring Bsh
Tbat lived in that beautiful sea;
"Now cast your nets wherever you
never afeard are w,"
So cried th Stan to the asberuieu
three
Wynken, Blynken, and Nod.
All night long their nets they threw
i For the ttsh In th twinkling foam-
Then down from the sky catue tin wood
en shoe
Bringing tit fishermen home.
'Twas all so pretty a sail. It seemed
A it it could not be.
And soms folks thought 'twas a dream
they'd dreamed
Of sailing that beautiful sea;
But I shall nam you th fishermen
three
Wynken, Blynken, and Nod.
Wynken asd Blynken sr two little eyes.
And Nod is th llttl head.
And the wooden slto tbat sailed the
skies
Is a we one's trundle bed;
Bo shot your eye while mother sing
Of wonderful sight that be.
And you shall see tk beautiful things
A you rock on th misty sea.
Wher th old shoe rocked th fisher
men three
Wynken. Blynken, and Nod.
Eugen Field.
Let Krla Remember.
Let Erin remember th day of old.
Er her faithless ons betray'd her;
When Malachi wore th collar of gold
Which he won from her proud invader;
When ber king with standard of green
unfurl'd
Led th Red Branch Knight to dun
ger;
Er the emerald gem of th western
world
Waa set in the crown of a stranger.
On Lough Neagh's bank as the fisherman
strays.
When the clear cold ere's declining.
He sees th round towers of other dnys
In the wars beoeatb him shining!
Thus shall memory often, iu dreams
sublime.
Catch a glimp of th days that are
over.
Thus, sighing, look through th wares
of time
For the Inng-faded glories they cover!
Thomas Moore.
A MINISTER'S SNAKE STORY.
Few Laymen Could Produce a Better
Article In Tbat Line.
Dr. Watklus. the veteran missionary,
who has Just returned from a four
mouths' evangellcnl trip through the
outlying States, tells a strange s:ory
of n wonderful snake which lie killed
In an old. aliaudoned shaft of a mine
down In the State of tiuerrcro:
"My attention was attracted one
day " .says Mr. WatWlns. "by the hor
rifled cries of an Indinn miner who
mine runulng toward me. his face
glinstly with fright aud the pcrsplra
lion dripping like raindrops from li t
trow. 'J be man rushed up and cast
himself at uiy feet, where he liiy
trembling and gnp:ng. As kohii m he
was able to get his breath he told uie
th:,t be bad been aelzid by a horrible
monster which had sutldeuly sprung
uKn him from one of the hidden re
cesses of the mine, anil that he hud
tiari-iwly escaped being dtawu down
Iu Us embrace.
"My curiosity was aroused and I pro
reeded to the mouth of the sluift wiii
the tuna as soon ss I could Induce h.'m
to return. We looked down, but In the
ettase obscurity could see nothing.
Drawing T revolver, I made the man
go down Into the shaft a way, assur
ing him that oo harm would befall
hi in, as I would follow Hose with my
socked revolver ready for use.
"Tbe miner did as 1 comnmnded mid
bsd gone down for a number of feet,
when suddenly from the deuse black
ness I saw a huge and Indlxcrlbabiy
hideous bead with wide opin moulu
shoot up. Tbe Jaws of the creature
were wide open, showing Its slinrp
fanged teetb. Its mouth looking large
enough easily to take a man down
at one gulp.
"The miner screamed with terror
and I feared be would lose bis bold
and fall, but he cluug desperately to
the ladder while t thrust tbe barrel
of the revolver full Into the creature's
mouth and fired. With a tremendous
hiss It dropped its bead, and then we
saw It was a huge serpent, like unto
nothing I bad ever beard of before.
"As Its struggling body came Into
my view I Bred again, and tbe snake,
slipping from Ibe ledge on which It
had stretched Itself, fell with n
squashy thud to the bottom of Ihe
shaft, where we could hear It thrash
log about in struggles which momen
tarily grew weaker and finally ceased
altogether. Then we went below,
fasteued a rope ahout the body of tbe
reptile, and hoisted It to tbe surface.
"There was then unfolded before our
eyes the most hideous creature man
could ever dream of. Its bend ws
like tbe huge stone head of a frightful
ly carved Chinese dragon. Its hotly
about tbe middle was as luige as a
man's thlgb and Its length was so
great that I dure not say bow many
feet It measured. I very much regret
ted being unable to preserve Ihe skin
and bring It back for tbe study of
scientists, but I was compelled to leave
It behind." Mexican Herald.
There are many hot spot In love let
ters at nrst, btu after a Uuiv luug be
fore tbe marriage there are but two
at tbe beginning, and Just before tbe
signature.
I
"Fibroid Tumors Cured
Nute the result ol Airs.
Pinkham's adv ice and medicine.
Soiuo time ap;o I wrote to you de
scribing my symptoms and asked your
ad rice. You replied, and I followed
Ml vour directions carefully, aud to
day 1 am a well woman.
The ue of Lydln I'. Plnkluun's
Vo'fetublo Compound entirely ex
pelled tlta tumor aud atrciitfthoncd
uv.' whole system. I can walk milee
no-r.
Lyrtlti K. Plnkliftin s epre
t;llIo Compound is worth five dol
lar a drop. 1 advise all women who
nro ulUet.'d with tumor or female
trc'ildo of aiir kind tugivo it af.tithful
trial." (Signed) Mtn. K. V. Havs,
J,'. Dudley .St., tUosbnry) Itoaton.
Mass. ;-, )0O '( I' e'l-lmi ef afcwe tttlu
Oit -IHtf 7" .IS. !" l1-'tlf f'WW(l.
Ji.'tn ti:i' of j;"''' eot'I'l nof
pm-cli.t-e Kiiiii ii'stmiotiy or
tako tin" l.ic l" tln health
iitnl Is.iW'lii-'M wh It'll I.yiliu, II.
l;:il,lruu' setnlleCiiiHiundl
btit;lit to Mrs. Hayes.
Such testimony should be accepted
bv all women r.s convincing evidence
th.tt L.yilUi 1'. PIiiUiiiihN Vege
table Compound stands without a
eer as a remedy for ail the distreae
iuir ills of women i all ovarian troubles ;
tumors; inflammations; ulceration,
falling and displacement of the womb ;
backache; irregular, suppressed or
p.tinJc.1 menstruation. Surely the
volume and character of the testimo
nial letters we are dally printing la
tlit spnpen rati leave no room for
doubt In the minds of fair people.
Pride.
Pride does not consist in imagining
yourselves hotter or cli ve er than other
people, it is, rather, shown in a m-u-silive,
irritable teni er toward other.
;ind an undue anxietv r to their opin
ontfj-Hi Kev. W. K. I'ently.
"The Kit-sit Ki-'I Kitchen Ktmt" i- tlie trs l.-
mark on toT.e w riu h enstile )eil tu t-ovik ill
comturt iu a MM1 Liu-hen.
Authority.
There are men who will accept Jone-
pbtif and liutarch and the Greek and
Latin authors as truthful bis'ortans
and ret the Bible asii'e as having tic
authori'y. Kev. I r. Simmons.
AM'gelaUe PrcpflMlionfor As
similalim? rtc Food antl Hcq ula -ling
the Stoinaclis and Uovrcls of
mi
Promolcs DiijcstionChrvrfui
nessarxl Rest Contdins neillicr
(kiiuni.Monilune norMjiitral.
ISOTlMAHCOTIC.
ctsr afiW O-.UHl TL PtTOWi
flxmim W
Mx ,1mm
mm,.ut-
IWW aisjar
Aperfecl Remedy forConstipa
fion, Sour Stoowvch.Diarrliocfl
Worms .(onvulftionti .Feverish
ness And Loss of Slkep.
Facsimile Signature of
JKW YORK.
exact copy or wrapper.
romo -
SjL For Infants and Children
I fcjYW'Mssa, !SS w- -; V.':l
Promptly cures all
HeadacKes
PRUCS1AP3 STOCK FOOD
The f I rest Conditioner and Stock Pattener. MOPSCS de
More Work on lss t:eed. COWS glvs More and Uictsse
Milk. HOOti I stun (fukker II given this iood.
Paokage, BOo and I.OO.
MAKES l'IGH GltOW UOOU KOIt BTL'NTJCD CALVED.
PausstsN Kkwriiv Co.. Ht. I'anl. Minn.
Gksti.kukm : 1 haTe lien fredlnK your PaessitK Stock I'iioii to ms
thoroughlirtd swine. It kIti-s them mi ttiprtitr, and miikrs the Diss
grow. 1 also tried It on slunt.:d eulvcs with sail, fsrt'irv r...ielts.
'' Ntl).
ruHTLANI aai) to., Pertlaad, Oregen, Cossl A seats.
IfsitlMIAN1
iTora-'soo I
mm
..Scarcely a Day..
racftrft b'lt we urn c'Rllttd upon to fmrforrn
Homo flp.icfili tl itril i)M;rH.tln tht Id
tlie At'f r-piiIto( ni'nl'tlnj( th tftftri.
We cannot ur$n tr,u Htrnt'Kly th be no fit
rtd tvcfuiotny u1 -r i i -u 1 1 i n f dHiitutM
the very liritt nlj;n of loMh trmi !). At
Itie Piurt thi'Mti trtiiitilcM ftra (.rrectl
fUlrlilv Mtid st miitill rout. Our melhoflH
ftttf ii(Jin M.ri1 (jur vvirlt uinrnttP: i
f;oIiiinbia Oi.imi oviilni,i till v.
l)t. W. A
WISE BROS., Dentists. ZXX1
fOBTLAMU. OBBUOM.
Tired Out
" was very poorly and could
hardly get about the house. I
tired out all the time. Then 1 turd
Ayer's Sarsaparllls, and it only
took two bottles M make nte feel
perfectly well."- Mrs. N, S. Swlrt
ney, I'nnecton, Mo.
Tired when you ro to
bed, tired when you pet
up, tired all the time.
W hy? Your blood is im
pure, that's the reason.
You are living on the
border line of nerve ex
haustion. Take Ayer's
snrQflnarlIla and be
quickly cured
. . II M at haWltak
tt SS s betlts
All SfnilUIS.
A.k nr doeler r.t UO" ' ATM'
s,,..,i,,,l. II. knu. sn
id e'il, nie.ll.-his. rJI sis sS.los sua.
Warm Adks.
Author Oh. well, If you don't choose
!lo publish my t"ry I have outer lions
I In the tire.
I J'l.lili.liei Oh. yen haveT If I were
I you. I'd put this story lu with cut
' PIo s Cure (V a rrinfdv foriMtistn. colds
! and ei.iiMtiuptioii. Try It. I'rtre & eeuta,
at druggists.
A New Life.
There Is a new life granted to you
j by coming In contact with t hrift
j Thetm are thini;s upon which niieuro
! ' dumb Hut lu Jesus t'hiirtt you have
j ;he solution In fact - the omy one ever
! ;lven since the world le'in We nrc
lonstantty experiencing (hint; we
cannot explain. - Uev. A, t". United.
To Break in Now Shoe.,
Alsrars hske In Aliens K.s'l ae. a pew.ter,
It rnrvs rhlltilaln. damp, wrslms, st linif.
,H..Ueu fe.-t l u re turn, suit ilti-iumi Al
!l 'trnesl-ls aii.t W in-re., .' c l-ti I svr4
siit ciltiiUlute nsnr-'e msllr-l r UKt,. Address
Alien . lllllltea.l, Ultns. N v
Weather Death.
There are about SOU itenltt yearly
In Knttland due to weahter. One hint
ilteil and forty of these are due to cold
i and tho real to sunnttoUt and lljihtn
intt.
Whco Snake Poison Is Harmlcs.
Nature seems to have provide I that
no politon which acts externally shall
have any rff-ct Internally, uud vice
versa Thus the most tleadly snake
venom tail he swallowed with Impuni
ty, the Julie of the stomach priMiumtti
ly det-ninpoNtuK It ami rciulcrlnu It
harmless,
in l isiiii ii s 1 1 mmm Mils i s s JIM
ussMi i nil issii i isrf laiei.m
STho linr. Vmi Unua
IIIW UUIU IUU llUiO
Always Bough!
Bears the
Signature
of
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
TMff CttTUH IOHNNT, Ntw VO OfTf ,
tvy wij i a ajw isvi'eiaissi jisiij i i-mmmmmmi-
Seltzer
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IF
A MIRACULOUS ESCAPt.
Thres Ills Orlaalles rrlaht.iie.l OrT
lr Trivial Tlslwat.
A writer In outnm iay ''
cvsnly bear, III..' other feiwlnua and
resourceful bca.la. b aM.rrtl
liens sl.le. which lnclli.ee him "''
l cotMiidlce. ami It was au accldenta
pl iy upon this weeklies which enabbd
a 'huuler. Jtiuies l. Iloliuea. of l'aa
deua, Oil., to live le tell Ihe following
story :
lu Annual. lt. Mr. Holmea was
dialling with a niild up a molt tl
Const Hauge MuuiiImIu. In Jll
Valley, Callfoiula. Aa they talked they
hianiaciaeklliigof Iwlga bihlnd Iheiu,
believe It's deer." aald Mr. Iluluua.
"No." said Ihe guide; but be changul
his mind Hioimuil later, when the
ciacklng became louder.
"They're deer, sure. Look mil!" aald
llnluica, softly.
It men were then on their feet
waiting. Mr. Holmes had a rllle lu
his hands, and he and lh g'H'l" ,,H"1
watching the thicket abovs lltelti,
whence the crackling sound came. Aa
they looked, the gray nose of a grlssly
was protruded through the foliage,
and the men stepped backward. Mr
lllines Is a crack shut, but he had
never had experience with grUallee
However, the nose of the Iwar made a
tine mark, and he raised his rlM li
i blane away. ll was nearly twenty
1 yards from the bear. Just aa he was
about to fire there was more crackling
of brush, and two other and larger
missllee thrust their heads through
the thicket toward the men. The guldrt
turned pale.
'Peii't ahoot," be called.
Mr. Holme loweml hla rlrte.
Hun for the hill! Huu for your life!"
yelled the guide,
Mr. Iloliuea did Hot catch the Instruc
tions to go for the hill, but he ran.
Near the creel uf tha hill was a clump
of lree, and he made for Oietu. hop
ing to 11 ml stumer or hiding place.
The hear, with frightful bellowing,
went Isiuiiding over atones aud chap
arral aft. r him.
The old male grlsaly was nearest
Just aa Mr. II. 'lines fell Ihe hot bienlh
of tills beast, he resolve,) lu do some
thing de-pemto. Ilo wheeled round
quickly, made a last rffurt to gel bis
Kim Into position, uud fired. Tlieu be
was kn.H-keil down.
The bear burled his teeth In Mr.
Untitles' right leg jllst Ix-loW 1 list tllp.
txirlng np.'ii the flesh. The pain was
well u gh killing. The female llo n
catue up and made a rleloti snap at
Ills ribs, but aiiccntl.-d only lu dilvlng
her teeth tlirougli a pastctard tuateh
box, which Ignited the tuiilchre. Mhe
gave ait angry r.-ar, ahmik lor head
and suitpw-d at hla face, aud he gave
tils hen. I a feeble J.Tk. It was Just lu
tune lie lirard the teeth simp In bis
face with a sound Ilk the closing of a
ate.1 trap. Then he swooned lieu
he recovered riuscitisiiwa and, rising,
reeiiniioltered the situation, he saw the
lurgi-r br. with the rub at their
hiils. disappearing In the brush. I'rep
Ing over the brow of the hill, he per.
eclvrd the guide, who rushed Ion aid
ti : in. say Ing:
" I hunk t;od, sir, you're alive! li s
the lutrrnwewt s.iiiese I r i er saw.
there was one chance In a million fur
jnii to escape alive from thr.-e grle
l ies The (mix of buttling liiiltcli s
seated lllelll off."
A CITY OF EXTRtMKS.
In Untie, Millionaires Nnb Kll.o.s
Willi Haastetaiid lllrlv ll.it...-.
Kurely no city ever knew such ex
tr.-lni s, such cuiilrasta of lire, aa llutte
Here are iiiltlioinilri-e deitneralleall j
riillblng illi '! with out at hiils h..li,.,
for here opportunity, a gambling chance
for wealth, hits attracted tilh su.ei-s
aud failure. Here are college gradu
ates, foreign tlolilelnell, I 'lillla tll.-ll, linl
Inns. Welshmen, and s ilnn-n oilier na
tloialitlee, wllh a uiiarrnhle reiiuiniit
of Ihe nliorlKlnal Inillnns. all gnthernu
and frati mixing In ilils Utile Isol.tii-.l
city. The chief of i,lee hit a cite, k
list of six hundred ex .-.ituli ts who are
rinidenls of ihe clly; but that fuel
alone Is highly misleading. It does Jii.
the to llie active better eleunnt, for
here are no fewer limn twetilj eight
church orgaaglxatloiia. with iiiiiiiitou
fine church clHlees, the aewlees well
support. tl, and well altembsl. Here a.e
crowding anloons. It la true, tint here
are nl-o some of Ihe biwt eilppei of
schools, housed lu tiiinsinilly Due
buildings, a really notable llhrary, a
college of mines set on Ihe bleakest of
bleak hllla wlthaut an Inch of lawn or
a tree anywhere near It.
Voii will hear of the activities of the
Woman's flub and the iIoIiik of tlie
ThcoHophlcal Koclety, and there are i.
cinl galhiTlnga which differ not al all
In the proprieties) or In resplendence
from those of the fnvored I'.nst (in n...
other hand, you will hear, In the same
breath, related wllh no more surprise,
as though It were the most common!
place of Incidents, sin h a story aa this,
some of the details of which came un
der my personal observation: Two
prominent young society men having
differed over a haaehall game, one chnl
lenged the other to personal rombat.
They drove out to a madhouse, chose
seconds, stripped to the waist lu tbe
presence of a considerable company,
among which was the father of one of
the young men, and fought out their
differences wllh bare flats. Nothing
ever seems unexpected. In llutte; what
ever happens Is so much added u the
public entertnlnmeiit. Century,
r'un Rmwren I-oca.
After (Jenerul Hen Vlljoen had enp
tured Ihe forts at Helvetia and the 4 7
gun Ijoly Huberts, hla greatest exploit
In llie Anglo Hoer war, he had a Utile
fun with General Hiiilth Jtonien
whlrli he describes In hla recent vol-'
utile of "lleinlnlaeencea,"
"1 have been obliged to expel ,,t
Huberts from Helvetia," , wrote
Die British coniinnii.t., k.i.i. . . . .
- ' ' 'ins limy !,..
In an undealrable Inhabitant of the
place. I am glad to Inform you ,nt
she seems quite at home In i,r ,,w
smioundlngs, and pleuaed wllh tht
cliniige of coiiipimy."
tienernl Hinltli-Dorrlen replied n the
name spirit and promptly;
"Aa the lady you refer to la not ,.
eilHlonicd lo sleeping In tl,. op,.,, r
1 would recon..n, yo , , (j
next to the Kltlu."
Hllffness and lonesoieness are, aft,.,
all, the two great grMa uf olJ ag0
I L, e ioii a"'?! ost Oast I
r In lima xl4 kf Snissma 1 I
' ' Mill II
Why He's mill Single,
Mhe - !i you think two can live as
cheaply a oif lie Yes; but nut
so peaceably, Melbourne Weekly
Times, ,...,
enlistment Signatures.
Ilefure a recruit ran be said lo have
jnlnt'il the llrlllah army tils name must
he entered 'J t lines, and that nf his
mipitilor tifflcer l'l tltiiea. lu the docu
ments reunited by the war olflce.
KI M HMI.N MAtlll.M.KV CU,
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