The Oregon mist., March 27, 1903, Image 4

Spring Humors
Come to most peoplo and cause many
troubles, pimploa, boils aiiJ other
eruptions, besides loss of appetite,
that tired feeling, flu of biliousness,
lnili;(pstion and headache.
The sooner one gets rid of them the
better, and the way to get rid of them
and to build up the system that has
suffered from them is to take '
Hood's Sarsaparilla
and Pills
Forming in combination the Spring
Medicine par excellence, of uuequalled
strength in purifying the blood as
shown by unequalled, radical and per
manent cures of
Scrofula Salt Rheum
Scald Head Boll, Pimple
All Kinds of Humor Psoriasis
Blood Poisoning Rheumatism
Catarrh Dyspepsia, Eto
Accept no substitute, but be sura to
get Hood's, and get it today.
The Indlaa Was Funny.
While on an automobile trip State
Senator Jamea K. flood, of Hart.,
MU-h., met a mounted Iudian. whose
horee appeared' much tightened at the
machine. The tenator called out :
"Joe, is your horpe much afraid?"
"Naw, heap fool; he only mad. He
fink yon take his job." Brooklyn
Eagle.
c: tKa lni.il Pantnrv
"The Evolontion of American Census
Taking," which gives interesting de-
tails of the magnitude and intricacies
of the '.'decennial snap-shot of the na
tion," the Honorable W. R Merriam
has resigned the office of director of
the census, to become vke president of
the International mercantile agency.
Recently Acquired.
Tom By George, old man, that's a
stunning girl you jnst bowed to. Who
is she?"
Jack My sister.
Tom Yonr sisterf Since when?
Jack Since last night. Chicago
News.
Fllw aiW nrst it'. jtof lr Kiiaat tirtal Nam
Maw. SfiFKBK8-i.O0m)u.udtn
. Da.B.U.S.usi.Ui.u&itbjUPtuldtpbia.r
No Simulation.
He I suppose you think I'm acting
like a fool.
She No, indeed. I know better
than that.
He You do?
She Yes; I know the difference be
tween acting and the real thing.
Mother will find Mrs. alnatow's Sooth
toe tiyrup the best remedy to use tor their
aiuidren during itte teething period.
Same OU Complaint.
Old Einde Well, how do you like
your profession?
Yoong Emdee Profession's O. K.
It's the practice I'm kicking about.
Town and Country.
Bwar of Olntmaal for Catarrh That
Contain Marcnrr,
At mercury will rarely dettroy the tenae of I
men and completely df lange the who; tyt- ,
ijanaxjge lav wbuiv
it thrnueh the mneolll lur
u ra w aru cine, , uk , . iuiuuku iuc hum..,
buch articles should never be used ex-
I should Deter fo used ex-
eept on prescription irom reputable pnyu-
cum, at ihedamage thet will do it ten told to ,
toe good rou can possibl derive from them j
Uall'a catarrh tire, manufactured by t. J.
Cheney 4 Co.. Toledo. p., contain, nomereury
and it taken internally, acting directly npon
the blood and mucous tor facet of Ihe tyttetn.
In baying Hall't Catarrh Cure be lure jou get
the genuine. It it taken internally, and made
In Toledo, Ohio, by T. i. Cheney i Co. Testi
monials free.
gold by Druggists, price Tie. per bottle.
Hall's Family Puis are lie beet.
The Ecclesiastical Tender.
Cashier In what denomination
do
you want your money?
Uncle Eube Wa'al, I'm a Methodist
myself, so ye might as well make 'em
that. Princeton Tiger.
Ton Can Get Allen's Foot Kaao FREE.
Write Allen 8. Olmsted. LeBoy, N. Y., for a
free sample of Allen t Foot Ease. It cures chil
blains, tweatlng, damp, swollen, aching feet.
It maket new or tight shoes easy. A certain
cure for Corni and Bunioni. All drngjitta tell
it. Sic Don't accept any robttitute.
The Best of Reasons.
"Why don't you go to housekeep- j
ing'" I
"Couldn't afford to live in keeping ;
with the wedding presents." Ex
change. For forty year's Piso's Cure for Con
sumption has cured coughs and colds. At
druggists. Price 25 cen ts.
Her Plan.
"I've been two weeks trying to get
my husband to give me $50 to buy a
new drees," complained Mrs. Gazzam
to Mrs. Wiffles.
"I never do that."
"What do you do?"
"I have my dress charged and leave
my husband to fight it out with the
collector." Harper's Bazaar.
ni,. Kinri Vmt llsra Always
ture of Chan. II. Fletcher, and baa been made under hia
personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
Just-as-frood " are but Experiments, and endanger the
health of Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castorla is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare,
aroric, Drops and 8oothinjr Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other a rootle
substance. Its asre is its guarantee. , It destroys Worms
and allays Fcverinliness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, reprulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural Bleep.
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Jt riend.
The Kind You toe Always Bought
Bears the
ss
In Use For Over 30 Years.
thc ocprr.ua aaaaaaaT.
The Appreciation.
The Author (after the Brut perform
am) Well, wbat do you think of my
play?
Feminine Friend It was just lovely!
' Who designed the beaveuly dreaeeaT
Brooklyn Life.
Fate's lnustlce.
Nocash (disconsolately) The rich
are getting richer and the poor poorer.
Friend What's wrong now?
Nocash Miss Kullpurse has refused
me and is going to marry Mr. Coupon.
New York Weekly.
Will Smash Him Then.
"He ha challenged you," said his
friends. "Why don't yon fight him?"
"It isn't the tight time of the moon
yet, exclaimed the enraged man,
grinding his teeth horribly. Chicago
Tribune.
Just Suited the Scorcher.
And the soul of the wicked one was
next condemned to fall through space
at the rate of a mile a minute for 10,
000 years. ".-ay." he shouted as he
passed the 10,000th ghostly mile post,
"this beats any riding I ever tried!"
Automobile Magazine.
No Comparison.
First Boy My mamma belongs to
one of the first families.
Second Bov i'ooh! that's nothing.
Mine te'.onjs to one of the last fami
lies. New York Life.
One Form of Argument.
A Denver justice comes to the sup
port of the New York crusade against
wheeling baby carriages on the side
walks by saving that if God meant
babies to go on wheels he would have
put a neeis on mem.
Economy.
Anv good housewife can readily see
the economy in paying 5 cents more for
a 3-pound can of soild packed tomatoes
than for a 2,S pound can which is nan
water and of inferior quality. And
this, to say nothing of the satisfaction
which you may have in getting the very
best which the market affords. This
satisfaction may be yours if you ask
your dealer for tomatoes and other
canned gnoda of the Monopole brand.
Tbey have no eual at any price.
Wadbams A Kerr Bros., packers,
Portland, Ore.
Marriage of Domestic Servants.
In Paris male domestic servants are
encouraged to marry, as tbey are ob
served to be more settled and attentive
to their duty than when bachelors. In
London such marriages arediscouraged.
as rendering servants more attentive to
their families than to those of their
masters.
Ocean Liners ot 1880.
By the breaking up of the Servia and
the Alaska there disappeared two ol
the three famous Atlantic liners whose
appearance twenty years ago was re
garded as the opening up of a new and
most important page in the history of
Atlantic steaming.
A Qreat Avenue of Trees.
Japan has sn avenue of trees fifty
miles in length. The trees are crypto
mera, and every one is a perfect speci
men, quite straight, from 130 to 150
feet in height.
and twelve to niteen
t j circumference. The avenue ex
tends from
the tow n cf Namanda to
. ll-
,
Tremendous Power ot Explosive.
p..nB i... gecn-ed the natent riultts
of a new nitro-glycerine powder which
it is contended will send a rifle bullot
seven and one-half miles and increase
the artillery range eighteen miles.
An Expert Opinion.
"Yes, he started a matrimonial agen-
! cy and expected to make a lot of mon-
e7"Why didn't be?"
"He married his typewriter rfirl in
Bide of a week, and she wouldn't let
him go on with the business becaase it
was too dangerous." Cleveland Plain
dealer. A Different Specks.
"I thought you said Brown was a
regular bibliomaniac."
"Sot on your life. I said he was a
bibulous maniac." Baltimore News.
A Feminine Dig.
"Mrs. Sniffy is awfully nppish, isn't
she?"
"Yes; made-uppish."
Harmless Infatuation.
"Confound these literary clubs, I
gay. My wife's crazy over Browning."
"So's mine. But I'm not raising
any objections. Browning's dead."
Washington Times.
Wisdom of Age.
Bess (sweet sixteen) Did you not be
what a knightly air Mr. leashing has?
Aunt Mary Yes sort of an op-all-nightly
air, as it were. Chicago News.
vast VVfl'Va. .s!i
ISnucht lias born e the si (ma
Signature of
aaav aratrr, acw tosa errv.
a& - s
aaitnMaaMi
...- s
Recluses Live Apart .
From th World.
One day In the early Bftlea a Cam
brldgeshlre woman passed from hu
man ken. Tor over thirty years she
bad been seen by none, her meals hav
ing been left outside her room to be
taken In when no one was by; and It
.. , .....i.u,ilnd ilil
this for three consecutive days iutUipoaK or it soon euougn, mm
apprehension as to her safety was , poured herself another cup of tea.
aroused. The door of her room whs which was hot.
forced and she was found dead on At Inst he spoke. "By the way, my
her bed. The reason for her eccentric .dear. It seems rather dreary for you
conduct never transpired. alone all day In this large house-. H'
An equally mysterious recluse dwelt ahoiild you llko a visitor this win
In a Kentish town. A trusted civic iter?"
employe, he one morning quit his post -whatever put such an Idea Into
for no ostensible cause aud retired to your mllid, Clarence Illghead? I'm
his house, w here he lived on a scant g,lre i have no time to spend III In
annuity he possessed. Such food a j venting niuusemcitts for a girl who
he needed was purchased by a blind would make me a stranger lu my own
sister, with whom he lived, aud he I rlr. To be sine, Helen Is engaged,
gave no sign of existence, save whcn;nm by coughing every time I come
at night his steps could be plainly j into the room-but. then. I've tun!
heard pacing his backyard, which, that I n tlose lovely new sofa pillows. I
he might escape prying eyes, he bnd'(.nnt mre tlicui ruined. Then then
roofed In with canvas. The mystery ta Etllo-l.wk here, Clarence, hud y'
at his death remained unsolved. jny oue lu particular In your lulud'.'"
A physician named Wore, who lived! Mr iihend looked alarmed. "Not
at the end of the eighteenth ceiitury. at n, i asaure you -that Is. I mean -was
suddenly selxed with a hatred of 1 er-the lady I hud In mind la quite
his kind and resolved until -his death ' miadle-eged elderly. In fact."
never to see or lie seen by man. So Mr, mKhead stiffened. "It la quite
he hsd made a large bell shaped true-1 impossible. Iu the first place, the
ture of wickerwork, open at the top 1 cimtiilH-r lsu"t fit to be seeu and.
to admit air and food. Into this, hav-
Ing caused It to be placed In the hall
of h,ls house, he. havlug bidden a sol- j
emn farewell to bis wife and daugh-j
ters, descended through the aperture, j
In this ease Insanity was at the bot- J
torn of the matter and Wore perished
by his own nand in lens man a ;
after he had taken possession ot uraj
odd dwelling.
Another curious Instance of mania
waa that of a gentleman whose family
was well known to the writer. He
was stricken with the strange fancy
that he possessed a Oorgnn's head, so
that everybody who beheld him would
be turned to stone. He therefore re
tired to a couple of attics, to which
he would admit uo oue. and. though
doubtless he might with propriety have
been relegated to an asylum, his fam
ily respected his bizarre whim and
be remained religiously secluded for
over three years, w hcu he recovered
his normal senses. j
The victim through an accident of a
ghastly disfigurement, a wealthy Pa
risian, saya the London Tit Kits, luade
a vow never to be seen agalu by man.
He kept to a special suite of rooms
In his house, where he was waited
upon by two well-trained blind ser
vants, who were the Intermediaries
between himself aud the other inein
I bers of his household. No exception
was made even lu the case of his wife
and children, who, from the duy of his
accident to that of his death, never
again set eyes upon him.
The late E. r. Whipple, the Ameri
can lecturer and critic, used to U 11
of an eccentric New Yorker who, hav
ing read a pamphlet on Immurement
as practiced by the mediaeval religious
orders, was possessed by nu Irresiatl
ble desire to copy their procedure
though not in his own person.
This he gratified with the assistance
of an elderly pauper, w ho, hi consid
eration of a handsome annuity allowed
to his wife, agreed to be coullued iu a
small dungeon btult In the walls. In
this cell he speut four years of lilt
life, being fed through a sum II aper
ture so contrived as Hot to permit a
sight of the voluntary prisoner.
A strange fancy seized a Viennese
watchmaker some years baek. lie
shut himself up in his house, and till
his death, seveu years hiter, was never
again seen by mortal eyes. All the
windows were closely shuttered and
Bucb coinmunlentlun as he had with
the outside world was carried on after
dark through an upencre made In the
door. He continued, to some extent,
to work at his trade, at which he wng
an expert; watches, clocks, etc., to be
repaired being taken In and rcturn d
through the same small opening.
PICKING OUT THEIR CAREERS
Children Begin la Tbee Dart an 80011
They Talk.
A group of five Brouklja children
cousins, were playing In ttie uurwry
a few mornings ago, the eldcat pcriiapr
10 years of age and the youngest, the
only boy, nearly 5. Their mothers are
club women, alert and Intelligent, and
these youngsters had heard much dls
cusslon of "the new woman" and of
"advanced" topics mentioned in ad
dresses before the clubs. They had
absorbed more of the Information than
their parents realized, says the Brook
lyn Eagle.
I On the morning In question the clill
1 dren were talking over what they had
' beard and the oldest said: "Well, ev
erybody got to be something now
adays. Mother says you can't be Just
humdrum and comfortable aud sit
around home any more. Must have a
career, I shall be a musician. People
wll come to bear me play and will clap
and give me lots of 'plaws.' "
"I," said Jeannette. "shall be a sculp
tress. I already make very nice thinga !
In clay modeling at school."
"Proudee:" yelled the others.
"No, I ain't. "I know my llininut
tatlons,' as mother says when she
reads a paper. But I know what I can
do! 80 now!"
Marie thought she would be an act
ress or a teacher, she had not decided
which, only that she "would know a
lot" and wear a long gold chain.
"I'll be a p'leesrnan," piped up little
brother. " 'Xen If you ain't go:d I'll
ketch you an' you'll be sorry. 'Vat's
all."
Hear little Marjorle, 0 years old. who
bad many dolls to rare for. suit content
d!y In her llt'le chair rocking, hi-glni;
tier baby doll and crooning a "bj e-low"
jo It. Khe had not spoken and was nn't-
ed to contribute her Idea of a career to ;
IhlM avninosltim. Khe irlanceil tin. ni
puzzled look on her contented little minus to counteract, don't you know,
face. "Yes, I heard you all talklti'," I tJ(, ,,frect that Is pwoduced on a blood
said she with a sigh. Then her iihii;iI ,joB by biting common persons. My
happy expression returned, the lifted 1 little Fnlo was (julte 111 the hint time
baby doll to her shoulder close under! he bit an ordinary colli! on the street,
her chin and said: "I'm Juxt goln' to ' don't vou know." Cleveland I'laln
be a mother
witk a nice f.tmbly o'
ehU'ren "
If a man has pi, tity of money his
lool remarks are cons len d witty.
HIS SHAMEFUU STRATEGY.
Wantal Mr. Ilia-heal to Have hat
Company, but Mia uaiilelnua,
There was evidently something on
his mind, for he did not even notice
that the coffee was cold and that the
cook and the housemaid were quarrel
lug audibly In the Kitchen.
It can't lie the dressmaker's bill."
mused the wife, "for she has only sent
It to me twice as yet; It will only go
to his otllce as a last resort. Any.
how. If It la anything unpleasant lie u
,nj-h0W i jou t want anybody to sleep
)n ,ilat 0Vpiy bed. It would spoil the
g,,t of pulows. Besides, I shall be too
my t0 t0 aii.vlKnly this winter;
tne house tnkes up all my time."
..Ilut w,iat ( thinking was that
yo mKht giHj 0f a little help In
j,our housekeeping."
..That la Just where
you are mis
taken. Clarence Blghead. When I want
any interference In my domestic af
fairs 1 11 let you know. lh. yea. I
know Just how much she would enjoy
putting a tluger Into my pie."
"You quite surprise me, my dear.
Still, you must know her better than
I."
"That Is the first time since our
marriage that you have ahowu any ap
preciation ot my judgment I'm glad
you've learned its value at last."
"Oh. well. I only thought to give
you pleasure."
"Great pleasure. I'm sure. I only
hope you haveu't already luvlted her.
If you have, t give you fair warning
I shall Just cxiKise myself to smallpox
and have the house quarantined, so
she can't come."
"Of course I haven't asked her. 1
thought I'd Just suggest It. lest you
didn't like to, aud you'd enjoy ankltig
her yourself."
"And enjoy hearing all winter how
she brought up ten children without
ever a sealskin Jacket or ever going to
balls or parties of auy kind."
"Heally, I was uot aware that you
"Of course you were not aware of
anything. Well. I'll nut have anj
company this winter, thnt's fiuiil. I'm
going to fit up the guest chamber as
a private gymnasium and I'll huve no
room for any one."
"Very well, thin, thnt settles It.
we'll ay no more alioiii It. I wnmi't
overanxious for It myself." II" was
struggling Into his eont ns he spoke.
"I only thought you might like to ak
your mother down for a little visit."
Mrs. Hlgliend gimped. "Ob. Clar
ence"' lie gasped, "my mother! I
thought you were thinking of ymir
own mother. Certainly, of course, Jt
will tie very -"
But he was already far enough down
the street, says the New York Times,
to be out of earshot.
LIFE IN THE SEA.
The
Curloaa Thlna that Thrlv In
an Atiuiiriuiii.
Mr. Fpeneer, tlie superintendent of
the New York Aiiiarliim. a few days
ago was lamylng hluiNelf by picking
a lot of saud tleitn from a dipper and
dropping them Into a Jar of anemones.
As they fell Into the water they
straightened themselves out and Ihen
slowly dropped to the bottom, kicking
as they fell. A few of them alighted
on the body of sn anemone, whlth
promptly cloned up. One, unfortun
ately, found himself, when he hud set
tled, on the tentacles of one of the
anemones. These began to serve the
purpoM! for which they were bestow
ed upon the anemone, and Ihe fiVa, or
stuil, suddenly found himself Innhle
(he capacious maw of the anemone,
and the life was soon squeezed out of
hlin.
"All Is grist that comes to our mill,"
quoted Mr. Spencer. "These were on
a lot of mussela which came In a
little while ago I thought I would
save them. There Is life everywhere '
In the water. Look at this!" lie held j
up a dozen mussels, held together by ,
what appeared to be a vegetable i
growth. "That Is an animal growth, '
known as serturlarla," said he. "In
this bunch you will And all sorti of j
snlmal life There are scuds, or sand '
fleas, aud rock crabs. Look!" Ho
held up one of the valves of a mussel
shell. On It w as a sea anemone. "No
tice that retldlah coating, part of
which has flaked off. Look at It
closely. Doesn't It look like lace
work? That Is the bryoza coral, the
lowest form of mollunk coral. You
will And life on nearly everything
that cornea from the sea. Here's one
of the rock crabs. ' He took out of
the nest of mussela a little crab, about
the size of one's linger nail, and drop
ped It Into a Jar of water. New York
Tribune.
riouiellilng of It al Value.
"1 notice In the horrid newspaper
that some person oviih on the coiiti-1
nent has dlmoviihed Ihe microbe of:
hydrophobia, don't you know."
' DcaU me, bow stwuuge! Ilut, weal-i
y ttiut docsn'l concern me nearly o
i. n. u-mit,! ilia illueot-f,t.v a. 1
. Uealer.
A red nose may not be conclusive
evidence of Inebriety, but it imposes
! upon Its posxcsKor the burden of proof.
DISGUISED CATAKKn
A Stealthy, Insidious,
and Women
iiuu vv.
There are a niiittltinle nf women, "
peciallv hoiltewtve.. and all other women
vliligvd to be on their reel coiitiantlv . wlin
are wretched lwvon,i tlesenpii"" l"i
bceaiiMi tlieir ttteimlli and vilulllv it tap
ped aav tv raianhal ilin lmrae, tr.'iii tin
I.-,. ... 'n,.M u.mieti net lilt 1
Ihenioriiliig ltrd,draKtlieinelvetloiiiil
their tlullv linnet urwi. oniy 10 no "
uiglit as lired at before.
m.. t.. n.,iiu. U.I Htst 12th Street. N. V.
Cllt. N. V., wrllet! "I sullerwl (or lhus lean
I,,!., i,., I. ,,,.,,.llv known as ltutirrtn a
In cMimeellell wllh ulwrallnn ot Hit
4ku ., ..u..u..it n itiM,rtt ini whl
tr,,a,trt X1 min h. ami tlrolialy el'leen-l
mnler II. Kea,llna ! Ihe itlue ,'l IVruiu
Iheuttil II l"l t" le lhl well tiixwtl te".
a trial, mi I neuKhi ihre,. Ik,iiIo i U i
v... i ... ..!,, !.,! wtutian. rsnitis rn
lite II leok nlue lole. t'l I ! " "i'l"'
...... l l k,.t tLn,tit. I itie,le,t an t
lion .mu,h I m l1tr In lrl.l ho
ami I a' nl 'll to U ' tllttifii )art
.Mr. Ka Harlho,
a a. i,
Mitt Italia .M.hoe. i IU lUIMt lr4'
Turanto. On!., Cmi., Srlry o4 lh
iiau.kii,, .ml sriarv ( l aJr Mikc
rllct: -' II til wiimeii tnw ul iht totwuM I,
I ilirtrKl (n.Hl LUna Iwruns "ual't ttc
nxii, havi-trr tu.t tii'I ronr. hUhlul w,imli
M, k-allb h.. tifivrr tirn ttw) ruliilat, mini I I
a'.li) ttitt-'i-! ul sn nol sl.11,1 mui'h Alxnit
a vr.r I i run ,,,n llitt I hs.l In lair
I.,' hit l-l, anil IwK-tm. traler tint arak.r. A
Irifiul alvtcl nie 10 irv IVriina, ate! I haTr
rrl rraai.ii to I urtleiul l, r 111 ! ik I
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rm-rn r,-liit titan l,,rii,rrlv. ,i lt:( I lakt I'.ru
11a ,'iirr r im u- a uiulitu an4 kiv il "
Limits Maht-u.
IVriina It such a pcrfrrt tiierinr (or li
ca-ir that rilieti .nLit.titia iiait ulna utnl li
ll.er t ail lirvtr be lii,im-fil 10 quit tt unlii
llirr ar iierniaiirnlW enrril ll lirjcllit ti
rrlipie Hie liiwarrfral'le .ynipttiiut at nitre
"1 lie liarkisrliP i-eaJ.es. (lie irriiiMuit: tttef.
are, .tretiKthrnril, III. rt,ietsl. rrtlorT,!. itn
ilitjesiioit ma,!, eer eri, ihi ,lnil ln-aila''lir
19 ainif il and Hi' ekniliir ilraim arv
(cratiuaiiy ciirnl. Tlie-a rrmuts rrrtalnh
fuliow a'eiturte uf trrainiiotl aiiii I'miua
liart'ara Aitirty, r,,rnrr .rvriilh am'
Walnut atreelt, Apt'letnii, Vt it., antes a
foUiiot 111 rrg.trd In 1'rruin,:
' K.ir yrart I dae tnlli-m! alth lyu k
a tie anil "rere (Mi'.tift in llie sltlr. I l,
iiirni to ni ueli tliai 1 In eaiee iltsrourah'ril
A trlimii (rtriitl Inlil Inn how rry tnurti
I'trlllifl lift tM-nrhtlr,! Iirr atltl 1 went tnc
fi,r a Imll e. whirl! iil.1 riinreti, rrlirv. mr
than all ihe otlirr ie.lu iite I tiaieevertak
SELTZER
CURES ALL.
Headaches
10 CXNTS -- IVIRYWmilX
CONSTIPATION
"1 ttfti ffun 14 4mf t tituit tihMi
ItsiOl eta lttv ttv. Wot tMriiitf -) io
BitT tt.vta mnf br uing but it lnlaveiUmtv
fhfuotc MJfiiUpsinon or f u f f pldcd w la
in if irrtt undlliuo during lUat tlt I 3i
rTtrtitiC I bvftrd of but ( luutitl ait? rt ilf . wueU
u mr cm until I tMHfttn utttitf CiM iRrit I
no bt f tun 00 to .hi- pBtvMim dr and If I
wm ricR I would (if tiOi OU for fU. mnaiilt U
kiiuBi raaaf.' AtiMiuL IIi nt.
yem Humshi ,.. Uttroit, lliak.
.PlMaant. ri!atati. 'miot. Tail
Quod, isafar Hioaao. Waaaan, ur uni. KM.
... CURE CONSTIPATION. t
Martin Mftli C any. Cfcas Bum a Iwft.
Somewhat of a Uampcner.
Mrs. fiimpson Just see what mother
lias sent us a lovely big turkey for our
Chrintmas dinner! It came by eipress
this morning.
Kimpeon joyfully) Dless her heart!
That's jti"t like her.
Mrs. Kimpeon And she sent n a
note raying she would be here to help
us t at it.
Himpson (not quite so nylully) The
dicseim! That's Just like her, tool
New York Times.
" I bad a most stubborn cougb
for many year. It deprived me
of sleep and 1 trew very thin. I
ihen tried Ayer Cherry Pectoral,
and was quickly cured."
K. N. Minn, Fall Mills, Tenn.
Sixty years of cures
ana sucn testimony as tnc i
above have taught us what
Aycr's Cherry Pectoral I
will do. 1
tin a . . U
we Know it s tne great
est cough remedy ever
made. And you will say
so, too, after you try it.
There's cure in every drop.
Tin slit! i lie, Sic., II. Ail tVtf fUlt.
Conatilt toar Junior. II lit ttTI last It,
than do at tit strs. It lit tails you nut
lo lakt II. Hum don't takt It. lit knoat.
Ltasa It with IMio. Wa tra wIIHik.
i. C. ATKlt CO.. Low. II, Ucaa.
(rffftl CANDY !'
I V fa, CATMABTIC
PiMaant. PiUtatti. vmmtti.. Taita flood. Do
Wfmmmmm ssstsaatassataaBBi sstaaaaaa
I t n.ux
I I
Weakening Enemy to Women-Many Thou,
Suffer Needlessly t rum
'Ian.
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PJKi if
MH. ANA MAtttlM.
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Hill I 1 I JW m, tat' II I
hi n V JJ W "."'f.
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SUtM, Hoa4 tMhtl , ta i4. WMttl. Miifra. rU tUhing.
im:ui tier iitiino iiton ViD vai.vk tnsu,
TMl; McCAl HIV MACMIMi WOWKS, I ot of .MnrrUon St.. Portland. Or.
' PaWtWtMtaSSV
BANK AND OPPICfi RAI LINUS
Hsrbed Wire, W Ire and luiwn I enclng.
Portland Wire Iron Works
MAM'I ACII KI.HS. 17 IKONf ST.
JOHN l-OOLH, IHiRTLANO, ORE.
I tnl al Msrrlaal lntt.
Can tit jr.iti th Vital tmra-aint In llofltra
anil Kiif lnt. Vi lii'luiltlt. I uiu and wttav
ral Marnilirrr i-ali,ir Via, III una a
apaciallT s tit lti,ra 1,utIi,
..tt.i-.W' tff.t'i:.i;.t-..t..
YOUR (IRUCtlR I
will snow lull aatil Ih Im-sI rtnniMl J
Iriitt. tiel VeHi-tttil.a in Ih. ttiarsal it
yuil atnii'ly aay y
MONOI'Ol.i:.
Sn other lnaii'1 I. , f Wadkatat J
ktrr lira.., forilaml iiret-in
t'l'tjt ,.i''-f.J -t''t-t'l
WHY HAVE DULL KNIVES I
When you con secure an Meat Hliiirictter
worth 401' fur "Zk Very convenient for
ladles to use. If not muiafiictory return
it ami get yiittr iiioncy back. Mail i!,K
to Conven Sharpener Co., '15 Hint H.,
Chicago.
gs-srsrsrw iniifi minis an
.1 ur r n a ill a.w.i?i
aMilki.it in l ir OR r a.nlarl
Or aat aat . Chaapaat Food
I ontarthf'or haap, wloa,
i Ciittia.ato.
WtU U wtih t It-rsi b rt4 m'kM
Ulriutiii f sU'tsi rep.
Billion Dollar Grots
f tier 4 lu ar aw put (t, w
tut Mttiiatjt, fa.i, hlls, Mwiwaa,,
vtitj, t lh f nitjr (late, t bn.
.ni tmimtA. 1ll4t 109 I
Ur) iKUr ft tvr.
Forthta NotioaTiinfl 103.
Vtnlltl0iaio mA 10 fart hol
U.t.i.L.. f.l. ...ai. Illli. ... . .....
mm
3 mm h sai 7ro SFrn f n
ruwiiii n. ru.i. ,n vt-t. c vw., wis,
Fattens QUICK!
l attlt and II, ik. for market. Hhortma
laltculug period onc-fourtn. Havft l-ctcl.
FATTEST CATTLE.
Mt fM erii.-l.n Ml.-k K,nii1 lt.t wtntar til. InniM
"(1 till, r.tl4I.L pallia iKMllillorll..,.,.. I..-.,.
... ,w. i comurr af J, '
frunalan mota hooa
well worth I ho cil
I would nut b wlllt
out ll.-tl.W. Aaiaav,
t'arkcr. a. U.
rnprj Tata this aa,
r IV CIV In ma d.al.r
Baaa,i.li,HM nams
(,lM,Hr. l,low and irt a
-iy of Ilia KaMMHH't
Hr-Ra4N's lUsi, Hook
'"HU.A.MI HKKH DO,, I'urtl tlt d. Or.,
Uom1 AnUt
- si
mat
I
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".tLLSi-'
m a - , iwiwuuim. utjri T
rj"ray,','''ji'' Xfj I
vuuv.
1 utpil It faithfully fort
wo weeks and It
imnplelelv eureil tne. I nave not nail a n
pains tinea, any where, hut fl Ilka a lit
woman. I am truly thankful for what
iVriina has done for hit." lUrpara Al.
Iiarly,
Mra. Kelt MatM, aoa Kalhwat Ktrael, Ta
rufila. Wart,, U.. Vke HresU.nl ol Iht laJitt
aid IVKtrty. wrliaai l am imsw iu
tltt ni IDrnna inr wwwmnt mm I tihiiui
ninth lit u I auHoral Inl raartwllh liaek.
ht tint it'aaslns '" I't'nt ami otian hail
lu Iwit anil tlajr Ihtr whrn I tat in hin,
al I isnilil III I tpaiMl It aa lh.r.l,jr a
inp),aii.tMS,l In ma it h lruiiatt l.niuaril
limn Mary iiii'tFin, w aiT ills
, ami awry iimaa wiaiia ma iim niui-n
llrr. ainl I lrinitltl mtll thai If I tniinit
i,.i ii . urM mat w.niPl flii II to that
mir iiilirlin wnnirn thnulil knw l II I
Ye Imhiii In irrn-t nvaitn for out yemr, i an.
rk atel pli-asuit mh suw in turn nut niann,
i htavr lu har whan
,,u ar in mimh! hrallh. farutia haatlniply Iwn
hmianhelil l.llii. ami I mm will lw a Ilk-
1. Asm Maalla. il IUH .. W M. M,
.n.a "i-.iuna li,l s,,mii,-fc ( . itai I
-t 11 my iluly in r.,',iinntn, 11 tault..rt b
aay I aimlllatlt aniei rw"n ,rai .flu
i h.allk a at riii.itl lt"t.n !". ha-l
alia h. itiaalnrM atltl Ifrsnlarltlva, ami lita
Hil tlaft Inowl Ti.naii umm "'r nispa
n ur bttu,. a. a lnl. ant l,,f citl.lt aail ra-
.,,K .n,l I ,1.. l.lr.l I.. If, II lot l Irotlhl.,
In law llian Ihfiw nmth I !M-att ntgular.
y Min. Bal .niltrly lia,wari"i, anq 1
r (H-ire ity .ii
Hit Anna Mar lilt
Mra. Wm. Ileihek Kriiiisrd, Washing.
I. in rouiilv. . fit at ;
"I am litH -tit i.ar. nltl ami liata n
'il a.ii time Hi. 1 lianar "I l.ll. brjan Ian
. vartafti I at In ttiisrrT anmea h.ra
:i,il ,.( Id. Hint in Ui k aat ttry rk.
iml m v l!rll t 1 irmlrr 11 hurt in In Iran
st atus! ili Ia k "f a i ltair I lia.l -ln
ntnlrrmy ttittutilxf hlatl... In Ilia tmatl nf
mi Wi ami li. I unit timet ult.l
nti wll nut of tint sri'tlil Had In l ami
. ..ill iHa. illlslnct anil lranitl,i)i,( uf Hit
lintl't ami as luting H.th all Hi lima,
After litllimln jour ilirarilotit ami latin
IVtuiia I nu ("I Ilk atiifltr.nl lmu
. Mrs Win linn, k
( i.tu ilu nnl item ptiinipt nl tali,
(a. i.ti r-.ulti (nitii ili lite uf I'.ruita,
antral unit In I'r lUrlman. fifing a
lull (latum nl ni tttiir rat anil It I II b
plra.r.l 1.1 (IV J..U lilt taluahi .ltt
ratlt.
Tr'una ran he nn liatetl fur t pf but
ll al a l fil la.t .Iru tlnrva.
Atl lr.st i'r lU'in an, I rr.nleitl u( Tb
llarintan haiil'afitim, t'oluinlmt, IH1I0,
Poultry Netting
wtioiiSAUi
ki:tail
W'lrcnnJ Iron fencing
m
I I WiRT TO BUT FOR C1S1
? Chicken, iHick and Home (rath
w ers. Aildre.
tt, Um v amiitfm a
if f0Vat'Otir.,atWataf,Oe j
.jt.f..(,,.,i.,,,i.iI,jl
....... .. ,
8 rriiMr r? a ot"
JV-fllNVJ LU0 1
This spring; or Any other
time be sure to provide
yourself
COMFORT
SPEED
SAFETY
Between St. Paul cr Min
neapolis And Chicago by
obtaining; tickets via
CHIC1G0 GREAT WESTERN
DelAi'el Info mat ion cor
rectly given on Inquiry to,
H.A.KYER,
210 Mutual L ie Oldg., Sratthr.
G, A tCOOPER,
J7Jil4rkSl..Po;t'fd.
0!). G.BEE WO
WONDI.RrUL
MOMIi
TKI-AIMIiNT
Tin wunttttrfitt t'til
it (ItM-tor tHl
rvt bt ti h cur
pttl wiiIibui oir'
tlon mi mr ivn up
loili. H curt wllb
'Vlj i wnnunrini hi-
.y ttftw krlM, r-mift, hiiil.
' A iht nri ntirfiv un-
knuwn taint-Ural wl
than wnnditriul ( Ml-
ittr III I in r-ouniry. 'I h riiimti tti Mai) of tii-t
liitrnilM rrmla t h i'muiou tliet'iur ltnmt
m:iii tit or wj tiiffi-roHi rvin.tit,, tiiitn
hr tin i-fittiriii y u9 in d.fltrni rti , It
KiiRrNitlt to tur rtrrh, (vithtitft, t(tu(.
tiifimt, rl)t)iiilitn. firvi)Utttrt., tnmt it,
tUfr, Hidi.rr, lie. lift Huittirr.la ni trttdiiutl
tHltv. t Iiurc mmlrtnts. i ai Wl,i rm him.
Im-iii tui of ili riir writ fur timiiR ih1
rin nlar. H't.d 4 tnt in tUtviiu. iUNMtiv
'I A11U.N HlKK. Atll'ltHnn
THE C. GEE WO Ch.KESE MEDICINE CO.
tSl t IhtrJ St., KirtUuJ. Or4n.
krMtiilioii uauar.
. N, U,
No. ll- WJ,
IV 11 KM wrltlac lo adtartltara alaaaa
.1 H
nantloa titla papar.
mm
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