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About The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 15, 1901)
Salt Rlieum It may become chronic. It may cover the body with lareo, inflamed, burning, itching, scaling patches and causa intense suffering. It has been known to do so. . ' Do not delay treatment. Thoroughly cleanse the system of the humors on which this Csmtb M CMckMt, "Before I ghe my consent to your engagement to my daughter, what is your nnuai incomer "Counting everything, sir, about 1 4,' 000, as near as I can tell." "Yea -fcm. and added to this would be the $3,000 Income which I promis ed to settle on her which would" "Yes, air, yea that is If you dont mind, I've already counted that in.' New York Times. Strut-Car Pan tar Dog. A. Detroit man has a pass which en titles htm to earrv hl itnr with him ailment depends And prevent their on the street cars. The pass ia in the rphirn i shape of a photograph of the dog, on SCI.U1U. ( . hark of hlh la an xrHor ai.najt by the superintendent of the lines, di recting the conductors of all cars to permit the dog to ride. The dog a Boston terrier is known to nearly all the ' conductors, and it is rarely necessary for the owner to show his order. The medlcln token hf Mrs. Ida B. Ward, Cove Point. MiL, was Hood's Sareasarflle, fibs write: " I had a alias eabt Itching on air arm which I concluded was salt rhsuia I beraa taking Hood's SareaparUla sad la two day felt better. It was not tons bsfor I lu eared and I have vr had any skla disease since." . , Hood's Sarsaparilla Promises to cure and keeps the promise. It is positively tme cualed for all cutaneous eruptions. Take it. cf - '"'Ufo:.--- Is the most important period ia a i maa's existence. Owing to modern methods of llvicj, not ou wouuus ia a thousand approaches this perfectly natural change without experiencing a train of very annoying and some. times painful symptoms. Those dreadful not flashes, sending the blood surging to the heart until it seems ready to burst, and the faint feeling that follows, sometimes with chills, aa if the heart were going to atop lor good, are symptoms of a da A Psvorlts Spot, Hiss Dusnap (disgustedly). This Is the sixth jug I have hooked into and pulled op. Mr. BertwhisUe (confidently) Good! That shows that this must be a pretty fine place to fish. Brooklyn uagie. There t mors Catarrh la this notion of the ooutry than all other disease pnt together, and until the last few rear was supposed to bo ncuraoie. ror a areas many year aoctore pro. to oare Bounced U s local disease, and prescribed local remedies, ana ey eoDsianus Hlllni with local treatment, pronounced it inourablo. ' Beieaco baa proven catarrh to be a constita. iwawoiMM, ana inereioro require eomttlta. tionel treatment. Ball' Catarrh Cure, maa ntacturod by F. ). Chener Co., Toledo, Ohio, tatheonlr oonitlratlonaX cure on the market. It la taken Internally In doeea from 10 drone to a teaspoonful. It acta directly o the blood and atuooaa surface of th system. They offer on hnndred collars for any cas it fails bo euro. Send for circulars and testimonials. AA. dress, F. J. CU KNKV St C0 Toiedo. O. . Sold by Drujtrtnts, 760. Bell's Family Pills ar the bast Sstk Protcctioa from Extortion, Eight hundred residents In South London have joined a tenants' protec tive league, started a few weeks ago, "to enable weekly tenants to combine for self-protection against the extor tionate and illegal demands of land lords and rate collectors, and for pro vision of the necessary legal assist ance." Paro Blood, Beaotifnl Complexion do hand in hand, one impossible without the other, and the bet. quickest, easiest blood purider is Casrareta Candy Cathartic. All drtix gists, 10c, aac, Sue. Th Distinction. "I could never see." remarked the Sabbatarian, caustically, "wherein the 'sacred concert' differs from the ordin ary concert." '"Why, that's simple enough," re plied Waggs. "It Isr "Certainly. Tbe 'sacred concert' Is given on Sundays only." Phlladel-1 phia Press. - j j . . . Sweet Revenge. j Diggs And you arn't going away on a vacation this summer? i Dagga You bet I'm not: my land- j lord said, if I closed up the house and worn away ne muuiu cnarge me rent Just the same, and I'm going to stay at home to get even with him. Ohio State Journal. JSM I Aa tmptrabk Obstacle. "What foolish things they do say Te m Nw Ceaditioa. "In a baseball game near Boston the ostrich swallowed the ball." "That would appear to necessitate a change in the language of the game." "What changer "Out in a fowl." Cleveland Plain Dealer. A wife Is either a man's best pos session or bis very worst. St Jacob Oil for Chat Cold, Bronchitis. ' Croup and Pleurisy. An outward application for bronchi al difficulties is many times far more effective than syrups, cough mixtures, cod liver oil, etc., simply because it penetrates through to the direct cause. which is, as a rule, an accumulation or matter or growth tightly adhered to the bronchial tubes. St. Jacob's OIL possessing ss it does those wonderful penetrating powers, enables it to loosen these adhesions and to induce free expectoration. Cases have been known where expec torations have been examined after ZZLT'J?. ,.He!! ? OU ha. been applied, and In f 1 bills it would encircle the earth." "Well, wouldn't itr "Of course not How would yon get them serosa the ocean V Cleve land Plain Dealer. Time proves all things. It has seen Wizard Oil cure pain (or over forty years. Many people know this. the exact formation was clearly shown where the adhesions bad been remov ed or pulled oil the bronchial tubes. All Irritation of the delicate mucous membrane of the bronchae is quickly removed by the healing and soothing properties of St Jacob's Oil. In cases of croup and whooping cough ia child ren St Jacob's Oil wllj be found super ior to any other remedy. St Jacob'a OH Is for sale through out tbe world. It is clean to use not st all greasy or oily, as its name might imply. For rheumatism, gout sciatica, neuralgia, cramp, pleurisy, A cruuylvsnia Olant William LlDDlncott the fceavteat man In Bucks county, Pennsylvania, umbago, sore throat bronchitis, sore- weigns pounds, out offers to out- suunesa, onuses, tootnacne, dance any man who will try concln- headache, backache, feetache, pains slons with him on tbe waxed floor. ln 108 chest pains in the back, pains Not long ago he allowed a young man ln the shoulders, pains in the limbs, to hit his hardest where his (Lip- and n bodily aches and pains it has pincott s; waist snould be. The m "i"1"- " ku me magic naie, young man broke his arm. PFIUTT f Kf nn. woman and child snffer M i 1 1 r II"' w"b "OW". sutliiua, crimp, paea H Mil I L IJroonla or coanunpUoa to write aa Asnorieasi LaSf Balm Pad Co., Cttauaaooxa. Teun. A Luxurious Traveler. Cecil Rhodes never does anything by halves. When he came over to England by the fast mall from Africa, besides other specially provided com forts, he was accompanied by his own chef, his own poultry and his own cow. . Easy. sure and never failing. t Quick Time. "Did you meet any Philadelphia girls at Atlantic City?" "Yes; and I proposed to one." "Wbat did she say? ' "She told me to come back at the end of a year and I might kiss her." Detroit Free Press, Survivor of Ssa Jacinto Battl. James Monroe Rill, of Austin, Tex., is one of the few survivors of the battle of San Jacinto, which aaaiinut -Which would you rather, Tommy, " Texas its Independence. He was be born lucky or rich? asked Unrl born in Georgia, and ia a cousin of the Tredway. late United States Senator Benjamin "Both," replied Tommy, sententious- HiU ' that state. ly. Detroit Free Press. ' " V hy H Thoeght So. Of Count. "I see that a steamer ran Into a "Is that Mrs. Brown of Boston V school of whales off the Lower Calt- 1 dunno her name, but she's Bos- fornla coast I s'pose It was a school or oratory. course." wnr sor- -They were all spouting." Cleve land Plain Dealer. Mas. Jajtms Noatav renins, nervous trouble. Those hot flashes are just so many calls from niture for help. The nerves are cry ing out for RSfaiHtAace. The cry should h heeded in time. Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound waa pre pared to meet the needs of woman's system at this trying period of her life. It builds np the weakened nervous system, and enables a woman to paa that grand change triumphantly. " I waa a very aick woman, caused by Change of Lite. I suffered with hot flushes, and fainting spells. I waa afraid to go on the street, my head and back troubled me ao. I was entirely eared by Lydia B. Pinkbam's Vegeta ble (Propound." Mas. Jbskib WuaiM, 6010 Keyser St, German town. Pa. Poor Child, "You've got a little brother," said the nurse at breakfast. "He was born last night" "Really," said Tommy, "And last night was Sunday. Poor kid!" "Why do you say that?" "Cause his birthday won't do him any good. Sunday's a holiday, any how." Philadelphia Press. CIATS OP MONAROHS. Want It. atlag Edward ad Caar Nloaelaa Have . Bararat Moval Chalra. Great Britain has no distinctive and SlJCCeSS Is YOUTS If YOU suruuo, instesu, tnere ar four- tli wtwJuU chair, wllu the aias of Scotch stone, In Westminster Abbey, which has served as the coronation seat of th monarch of this realm for seven centuries; tbe sumptuous chair of state In the House of Lords; the chair on which the late queen sat when holding a drawing room In Buckingham Palace, and tbe gilt arm chair at Windsor, In which the sovereign sits to receive let- are you ambitious? FARM MACHINERY AUD SUPPLIES. The Best Way to Improve Spare Moments. THE STAR OF STARS .'''-"'Li' '.L; r i, I , !' ' ! i i i i'-ty BRITAIN S COHOXATIO CHatB. You cannot get up In the world without making an effort, and that effort must be well directed. Make up your mind what you want to be and never give up until you have ac complished it. Mven one hour a day wisely applied to study will not only give you a better education, but will raise you to a higher position In life. Untold advancement in education has been made by tbe Inauguration of the correspondence system. Nowa days no one within reach of a post office haa any excuse for lacking a good education. Such education is now within tbe reach of every young man and woman ia the Pacific North west We give Instruction by mail a method ' of teaching which has proved abundantly satisfactory. Wit ness the responsible positions heia by thousands of those who have ob tained a large part of their education by correspondence. We offer you a choice of 2S studies .srranged In the following courses: Commercial (in cluding Bookkeeping. Stenography, etc,) Mathematical, Historical. Eng lish and Scientific, and Ancient and Modern languages. Our field Is lim ited to the Pacific Coast, thus ennb- llng us to give quick returns and the closest attention to the Individual stu dent For all Information address Pacific Coast Corresponen'e Institute Portland, Orrgoo. lijl STEEL 1 STAR FJILLm Hat ball tartn In turn-tabl. 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MURPHY, Pmldrnt, Uulrersity rark) l'tirilaud, Uregoa. KHTABUSUaD 17. lKf!ORIHRATKD IWS, G. P. lW&WJIELt:i & D"S. . f SS f . Utoar t, Wase', Oroawia, ' Thm Lamdlng mnd Rollablo Furrlorn of KorthwaU FurCoais, Csh.. t'ollaieites, tinas, Kic, Mad In all th Kaalilonahi lura fur Trliuminss. . Holies and ". Seiid for Oauloau. Pur remotleled and repaired, writ ua Why Pay High Prices? For WATCH rIAMO.N:8 sn I .IKWEI KV when yon can bnr on- retleetiied pledtrea for Amount of Money Loaned with tiitrr.-at at the A Wut of Hospitality. ' Mrs. Hermitage (of Drearydale) I believe I will invite the Oothama out from the city to spend Sunday with us, Oscar. Hermitage (hopelessly) What's the nse, Mary? They don't want to bay a suburban cottage- Boston Journal. ton bred." "Then she's brown, of Cleveland Plain Dealer. Outlet for Modi Fresh Wafer. The Detroit river is the outlet of the greatest body of fresh water In the world, aggregating 82,000 square miles of lake surface, which in turn drain 125,000 square miles of land. Under Control. The CountYour daughter, madam, saya she is perfectly willing to have tne. - The Mother Yes; she is very du tiful. , Accounting for It 'It may be merely fancy." remark ed Mrs. Seldom-Holme, "but since my husband commenced drinking the wa ter from that iron spring he has seemed to be ten times ss obstinate he used to be." Perhaps," suggested Mrs. Nexdoor. "the water is tinctured with pig tronr' unicago Tribune. What Did Sh Do? Miss Prism Don't let your dog bite me, little coy. i-.itue jsoy tie won t bite, ma'am. Miss Prism But he Is showing bis teem. Little boy (with pride) Certainly ne is, ma-em; and ll you had aa good teeth as he, you'd show 'em, too." na-Biis. Not So Bad. Mrs. Housekeen Oh. Bridget, von haven t really broken that piece of Severest Oh, my! That's the worst thing you could have broken In the whole house I Bridget Faith, Ol'm glad to hear It wasn't the best, mum! PhiladelDhia tress. .. Throws from Mb Cab and Killed. The following Is a most Interesting ana, in one respect, pathetic tale: Mr. J. Pope, 43 Ferrar Road. Street ham, England, said: "Yes, poor chap, he is gone, dead horse bolted, thrown off his seat on hia cab he was driving and killed poor chap, and a good sort too, mate. It was him, yon see, who gave me that half bottle of St. Jacob's Oil that made a new man of me. 'Twas like this: me and Bowman were great friends. Some gentleman bad given him a bottle of St, Jacob's Oil which had done him a lot of good; he only used half the bottle, and remembering that I had been a martyr to rheuma- j tera of credence or recall from foreign envoys, or accord audience to dusky potentates. , Tbe Csar of Russia Is even more di versely throned. Each of a dozen chairs of state are at varloua times styled the Russian throne. The two most remarkable ar the chairs of tvsn the Terrible sud the one In St George's Hall of tbe Winter Palace at St Pe tersburg. Tbe former Is of turquoises. In tbe bsck slone there are 10,000 of these gems. The other chair Is of cost ly woods, with Ivory snd gold, richly Jeweled, snd embossed wltb the Im perial eagle. The sest Is of ermine, snd the arms sre Ivory tusks. Further east, ln Teheran, the Shsh displays himself on a white marbla throne, looted from Delhi In 1789. It Is of Ivory, overlaid with gold, and sblsze with gems, its vslu being estlmsted st over 1.000,000. Portland Loan Office, TK, anM. Sid Shew Ootilp. "The Armless Wonder Is a cute one." "What h been up to nowT" "Sent a specimen of his writing, done with his toes, to a woman .who makes a business of reading charac ter from handwriting. But she wss cute, too. She wrote bsck thst he must be left-handed. Philadelphia Bulletin. Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslow's Sooth. Ing Syrup th beat remedy to us tor their children during tb teething period. A Bus Motive. Von Blumer I didn't come down to this hotel over Sunday to spend the night dancing or the day In playing golf, or the Interval In talk ing to a lot of ldlota. Mra. Von Blumer (Indignantly) No; of course not! The only thing you care about is getting rested. Puck. doctor who kissed in the hospital." "All the testimony is oral, I pose?" Cleveland Plain Dealer. the pretty nurse sup- Will They Take Expert Testimony ? "They are investigating that young ! and all without benefit, I became dis couraged, and looked upon it that there waa no help for me. Well," said Pope, "Yon may not believe me, for It is a miracle, but before I bad used the contents of the half bottle of St Jacob's Oil which poor Bowman gave me, I was a well man. There it is, you see, after yeara of pain, after us ing remedies, oils, embrocations, Timely Hint. Every married man should Join some good society the society of his wife and children for instance. Chi cago News. In 1670 the Dutch possessed 60 tons out of every 100 sfloat Now they own lYt tons out of each hundred. Tbe auu's diameter decreases at the rate of five miles in a century. Its present dlsmeter is 800,000 miles. , There are twenty-eight pounds of blood In the body of sn average grown up person, and at each pulsation tbe heart movea ten pounds. Houbcs which sre damp because of proximity to uudralned land may be rendered more habitable by planting the laurel and tbe sunflower ut-ar them. A hotel landlord in St. Louis haa es tablished curfew regulations In bis house. Promptly st 10 o'clock at night tbe curfew rings, and guests at tbat time are expected to turn out tbe lights and go to bed. Owing to competition wltb Spain, Italy and Northern Africa, where labor Is cheaper, French farmers are aban doning the cultivation of olive groves. In the department of Marseilles alone within six months 40,000 olive trees were uprooted. It has been calculated tbat the hair of tbe beard grows at the rate of lVt lines a week. This will give a length of 6 Inches In the course of s year. For a man 80 years of age, no less thsn 27 feet of beard must have fallen before the edge of the razor. Tbe total number of copies of news papers printed throughout tbe world In one year Is estlmsted at 12,000,000,000. To print these requires 781.200 tons of paper. The oldest newspaper la said to be tbe KIn-Paa of Pekln, which has been published continually for over 1 000 years. In Tennessee snd Georgia the peanut Is known ss a goober. In Alabama and the Western Gulf States a ground pea, In the Southeast of tbe United States and In tbe West Indies s pindal or pln dar, and ln various parts of Englsnd a Jurnut, an earth nut or a manlla nut To drive ants from the lawn fine coal ashes sprinkled about tbe burrows of sots will cause tbem to leave. Ashes Sn Btlltvtd Hint. Wlgg She la very susceptible to flattery. Wagg I should say so. I once told her she waa as sweet ss honey, and would you believe it? the very next day she had hives. Philadel phia Record. "Polka Dot Rcvelauea" Bishop W. A. Chandler has been talking to the St. Louis southern Methodist ministers on the higher criticism and the tendency to ritual- Ism In the church. He deprecatea special musical programmes snd paid choirs and soloists. Tbe higher crit icism , be declares. Insists on a "sort of polka dot revelation." f ITS) SvrmeiMHitlr Cvrwl. No Qis ar wer.oueue. Ills afbr Ural !..' i" r It Kli..'.tlmu Nra SeetMMr. SnuiiorlrKBKe'a.OetrUlb.HlUsa.lmaa be. ln.H.11 kul.UJ..Ml A..faA.HilWUi.hls.ra ActnraU Ducriptioa. "What kind of a cover la thla on your umbrella?" said the Inquisitive friend. "Well," answered the unblushing person, "Judging by the way it came into my possession, and the way It will probably depart, I should call it a changeable silk. Exchange. Reditu. First Bullfrog (swimming) I see your husband enjoying a stroll on the beach. Second Bullfrog (swimming wor ried) Yes: snd It's right after din ner; whereas, be knows perfectly well he should never gn out of tbe water until two hours after eating. Brooklyn Eagle. PosMsilon Is Everything. Ethel Oh .mamma, It's awful hot bars in ths sun. Mother Well, why dont you move, Ethel 'Cause 1 got bore first deart Plso's Cur for Consumption 1 sn Infal lible medicine fur cough and ciilds.N. W. Saatixb. Ocan Orove, N. J., Feb. 17, laoo. our new Starting Out fair. Archie Say are you nurse? .Nurse Yes, dear. Arcchie Well, I want to toll you now that I'm one of the boys that r you will have to manage by kindness, I ...... M V.. ...... - SAVED BY A FRIEND One Woman Rescued From Death by Another. "If it had not been for one of my friends I would not be here to tell the tale." ' These were the words of Miss Frsti- ces Hathaway, of No. 418 Pine street, Kalamaxoo, Mich., whose interview is published in the Holland, Mich., limes. "It is really remarkable that I did not lose my life," she said. "When 1 waa 1ft VMM nU waa l.li.n II T waa pale and weak and grew easily I you'd better got some sponge cake tired and the family doctor seemed 1( "" wr unable to help me at all." "Didn't you try any other physi cians?" asked tbe newspaperman. "Yes, but they did not help me either. My parents tried various remedies snd treatment but I only aepi getting worse. By the time I was 19 years old I was thin and blood less aa a ghost." wtiaiam tne doctors csu your disease? inquired the reporter. "They said my blood had turned to water and I haJ anaemia. I felt dreadful. It was about this time that Miss Huntley advised me to trv Dr. Williams Pink Pills for Pale People, as she had been cured of a somewhat similar trouble by their use. I bought a box and before I had taken alt the A Tcrrlbls MUtsk. "Sir," said tbe Indignant customer to the proprietor, "I bare a complaint to make. "What is the trouble?" ' "I ordered Ice cresm soda, sir, and when I stirred it up I found Ice cream In it Don't let it occur again, air." PstlgMlag. Mr. Pathiot This country has maintained a standing army for many, many years. His Wife Goodness sake. Henry! Tbey ought to be dreadfully tired!" uuio state Journal. : VMitN Venus Age, Mr. Boreum (dyspetlcally) My dear, I can taste that lemon pie tbat we had at dinner yesterday, tonight Willie Borcum (longingly) flee! I wish I could Boston Herald. An Irs ports at Point, "There Is no doubt thst this scheme will pay," said the promoter, "Yes." answered the purchsser of the stock. I suppose so. But who is to get the money?" Washington Star. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine Carter's yttie Liver Pills. Must Bear Signature of Joe Pas-Si as! I Wrapaar Psisset. Echo of the Census. "So your nsma ia Padtlv puis i iouna tnnt tney were doing me I Are you skilled?" O'Nsra. good. My appetite increased and the healthy color began to show in my cheeks snd lips. I continued to use the pills until I hsd taken fifteen boxes when I found myself - entirely cured. " "Have you ever had any return of tne trouble?" aeked the reporter. Am I phwat?" "Are you up ln your occupstlonr "No. Ol'm down. Ol'm a coal min er, sor." Exchange. Italy's Womaa Lawyer. Blgnorlna Teresa Labortoll Is the first woman lawyer In Italy. She has "No; never a bit. I cannot re. j.r.1 . ? wl . bon?ra. memhor a rim. t,-n T .- uul' " ooe "m .ae8lr adVO- ,i i,.i.k. , ii ..... v"'" V"" "u sue ooiermin- ..v,,T . ,,. 4 auuw mat, ut. i ad not to nractlce. Tssry eaaell eae aa I te ttkaai ICARJERS I rotiuoAcsrs. rex dizziness rci nuousictt. FOI TORPIBLIVIX. rOl C0MTIPAT10I. raisuuwiKia. rca TKccoMPUiioi . etSKSBUSOTB. MOTSSSS StaMMWef. , I fraweey Torataafvttia m-i, S . sag CURE CK MEADACHl. aTaW , -rt: i'fSSJ IS C ,4 -si.. .. k a " . - .. -. r-'l -.1 , Vi M l-vJS!dii?u? ??t ,ed taoee which are inherited handed down from generation to gen-r"-"4 ""j'T to family. By far the most destructive of these is Cancer, which finds the greatest number of its victims among the children and grand-children of those whose blood waa tainterl U.!nefi&-. You ""7 P0"0" i" he blood for years, but fvirii,TJrLrn: . .r.m .mlQcue to old age ia the tin i. : - " iixmuio me w oia age la the time when ttfLTZ u P out, a .ore or nice? often deZetTtW th!? LfiwLSf Umn bcCOme more progreMive and ulcerate througS thkitf IDA ( aflMT tiaftsMlt ltsM11- , 1 a mc vnacer oaiient natural iv rrtyw. a, i , .... t-,.. ,4t j , j e " - uwpuuwui sw one sixer attouier tne ustuu EZZJZk.Zi FX" ,,hWS "? "? of healinK- ' The impuritie. thathave eytn, perhaps for generations, cannot be elimiiiated nor ttepouKmed blood made pure by salves, washes snd plasters. The orooer treatment 1. to pnrtfyutd build np tie blood, remove th. cau wntt SUSSh Kr. J. . Amolo, of Oraaawood. S. fl arrlt... - a I ,.?'.?' SK! dlctly r '" nnd" ba left are. It bran spraadlar, and arrtrw worse rapidly, destroVinVtha flsah aa M vut Mm Canoer 1. bereditary in mV fLrdlT X boeaasa thoroughly alarmad, oonUttner to baataat. tlS? 'kIn blood inWn, on. of watoh did aaa any eood, when erne of oar leadliur dxars-ist advtsad sua to trv a. s . show aiaaS of hoaitaa- the dlhara .iaanallj mftuTti tCaTi." ' " I net that Z into the blood, destroys tbe virus, stops tbe for mation of Cancerous cells and cleanses the system of impurities. What we aay of S. s. 8. aa a cure for Cancer is supported by the testi mony of those who have tested it and been re stored to health. wait onta tbe blood la so polluted and the system aa a,nr,a Vai ?? rion that no medkine, ith the if there is s taint in your blood get itrotat eSr Wf S .PT" rf 010 dl elenceof it, the r.norJtt Ull VTC ea Cancer which we will mail free. Our phvricians am5 5 peCi"1 advice and such direction aa your ce reVres. W ?A7?? fie for tuadical advice, 'nta SWVFS TfEOPK CO ATUmZfa?0 Y rtrstsBi 11 nlrnon fsi a n I asrisari nnna am doctors without getting any better, I j m' be D8ed on th Uwn without Injury was completely cured In a few days. s'a. duwu smn are oesi. I bought another bottle, thinking the pain might come back, but it did not. so i gave the bottle away to a friend who had a lame back. I can't spesk too highly or tnis wonderful pain killer." An Uacalculatlng Here. Helen Oh, be is not at all mercen ary. Alice But be doubtless knows that you sre worth two millions. Helen Yes; but he saya he would love me Just aa much If I wasn't worth but a mile and a half. Judge, A Real Wonder. Bill Have you seen that woman lightning change artist at the thea ter? Jill No. Is she good? Bill Great! Why. she nuts on her Donnot in less than fifteen minutes. Yonkers Statesman. but those fresh from tbe stove, shaken from the stove shovel, will answer tbe purpose very welL Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People saved my life and I believe that no other medicine could have done so." Anaemia ia not the only disease wnicn succumbs to the potent influ ence of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for rale People, specific for such diseases as loco-1 whiskey.' motor ataxia, nnrtinl nar-lvaia Nr. Vitus' dunce, sciatica, neuralgia. Artificial Mean. rheumatism., nervous headache, the Elaine Did you notice His Answer. "Pa," ssld WHIle, looking up from his book, "What's the 'Spirit of 16,' any way v "Spirit of 76," his pa replied. "1 They are an unfailing guess tnat'a any twenty-five year old L. j! 15 -rhl.l." Dt.lt. ,l!..l.l. n uunuciyuia jrress. tha maan The philosopher Confucius, writing of after-effects of the grip, palpitation of wajr tbat Smyths giri sneered at my the great Chinese Emperor Yu, ssld that all his efforts could be summarized In the creation of canals. Tbey were sn effective mesns of diminishing tbe destructive action of torrents and avoid ing Inundations, and at the same time afforded a source of Irrigation.'. thebeart, pale and sallow complex-1 new. h.ftt' Another Trad by David. Tbe gentleman known aa David Harum stopped tbe deacon on tha road. Deacon," said David, "I'll give you a dolllar an' my sorrel tnara far that black colt you're driving." vono," said the deacon. Silk Is Pliny's Tim. Ia the time of Pliny silk was sun- posed to be a vegetable product and his "Natural History" contains a long story of the way In which It was picked from trees in the East Indies snd spun and woven into fabrics. Women In Old Egypt. " The religious Egyptian believed bis ulterior happiness snd bis everlasting nnlon with tbe divinities In tbe eternal world to be wholly dependent upon bis preparations beforehand, and wltb these tbe wife bad much to do. She was, In fact, as the mother of bis chil dren, bis savior snd liberator, for none but a son could prsy for tbe father's soul on its wsy to psradise, and sbe wss entitled to snd received bis bom age and loyal obedience. In those dsys the "gray msre wss the better horse," snd she was treated accord ingly.1;. 5 '. Durability of Plate Qlasa, It has been ascertained that plate glass will make a more durable monu ment than tbe hardest granite. ions and all forms of weakness either in male or female. They are sold by all druggists or direct from Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Schenectady, XT. Y. Price 50 cents per box: six boxes, 12.50. Postofficci snd Population, At the close of the fiscal year nf 1900 there were 76.688 Dostoffices In the United States, or one to every xuvu iimttuiutntg. IN WET WEATMCD '. A WISE MAN nCAR9 CLOTHING . Ill KEP m til K5TSXS ELSE YZV Just About TTnrl. Jflann fat iha ....M. t.n.i -What's the difference between the i" the f"'8 Part of the empire. He Gladys Yos: but those sneers wer. only artificial means. Ohio Stute Journal. Contracted, "Oh, ! don't know," remarked the optimist. "After all, you'll find the milk of human kindness." "Huh!" grunted the cynic. "What you do find Is usually the condensed variety." Philadelphia Press. Heard Nothing of ths War. Sven Hedln. the exnlnroe ....t.j Cbarkhllk in the heart of China Inat 1 """ ptrnio or pin noienn, is oanaei Anril. Wlthrmt hoaeW , tl H ' . I '?r"!".V".rrf"S J - . vra. in LrUUUlUa E w fJa e,J S ss I ftji. I L Of f f i American and European plans, Johnt Oaley Oh! about the same differ ence as between embezzlement and robbery. Puck, found ing. tbe Chinese polite and obllg- Llve Fish Sales In Berlin. More living flub are sold In Berlin tban In any other market ln tbe world. To Much- for Her. "Yes, Mrs. Bouncer wanted to send her daughter to Bryn Mawr, but sbe decided on Vassar." - "What influenced her decision ?" "She couldn't pronounce Bryn Mawr." Philadelphia Bulletin. Turatsj th Tsbles. Mrs. Newbrlde Isn't at all satisfied with her husband's salary. No; shs says it Isn't nearly so good aa her father used to make. Boston Journal Summer Keaolutlona III llccioy Curo Sttr relief bam llaaor, oplun and totaoa feabiia, ad lot partlouiars to F"1 yoa tarsn't a ramilar, tHwlthr mnromnns of tttS iweis ersrr aa;, ma r ;o, ur mil be. 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