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    Salt Rlieum
It may become chronic.
It may cover the body with
lareo, inflamed, burning, itching,
scaling patches and causa intense
suffering. It has been known to
do so. . '
Do not delay treatment.
Thoroughly cleanse the system
of the humors on which this
Csmtb M CMckMt,
"Before I ghe my consent to your
engagement to my daughter, what is
your nnuai incomer
"Counting everything, sir, about 1 4,'
000, as near as I can tell."
"Yea -fcm. and added to this would
be the $3,000 Income which I promis
ed to settle on her which would"
"Yes, air, yea that is If you dont
mind, I've already counted that in.'
New York Times.
Strut-Car Pan tar Dog.
A. Detroit man has a pass which en
titles htm to earrv hl itnr with him
ailment depends And prevent their on the street cars. The pass ia in the
rphirn i shape of a photograph of the dog, on
SCI.U1U. ( . hark of hlh la an xrHor ai.najt
by the superintendent of the lines, di
recting the conductors of all cars to
permit the dog to ride. The dog a
Boston terrier is known to nearly
all the ' conductors, and it is rarely
necessary for the owner to show his
order.
The medlcln token hf Mrs. Ida B. Ward,
Cove Point. MiL, was Hood's Sareasarflle,
fibs write: " I had a alias eabt Itching on
air arm which I concluded was salt rhsuia
I beraa taking Hood's SareaparUla sad la
two day felt better. It was not tons bsfor
I lu eared and I have vr had any skla
disease since." . ,
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Promises to cure and keeps the
promise. It is positively tme
cualed for all cutaneous eruptions.
Take it.
cf
- '"'Ufo:.---
Is the most important period ia a i
maa's existence. Owing to modern
methods of llvicj, not ou wouuus ia
a thousand approaches this perfectly
natural change without experiencing
a train of very annoying and some.
times painful symptoms.
Those dreadful not flashes, sending
the blood surging to the heart until it
seems ready to burst, and the faint
feeling that follows, sometimes with
chills, aa if the heart were going to
atop lor good, are symptoms of a da
A Psvorlts Spot,
Hiss Dusnap (disgustedly). This
Is the sixth jug I have hooked into
and pulled op.
Mr. BertwhisUe (confidently)
Good! That shows that this must be
a pretty fine place to fish. Brooklyn
uagie.
There t mors Catarrh la this notion of the
ooutry than all other disease pnt together,
and until the last few rear was supposed to bo
ncuraoie. ror a areas many year aoctore pro.
to oare
Bounced U s local disease, and prescribed local
remedies, ana ey eoDsianus Hlllni
with local treatment, pronounced it inourablo.
' Beieaco baa proven catarrh to be a constita.
iwawoiMM, ana inereioro require eomttlta.
tionel treatment. Ball' Catarrh Cure, maa
ntacturod by F. ). Chener Co., Toledo, Ohio,
tatheonlr oonitlratlonaX cure on the market.
It la taken Internally In doeea from 10 drone to
a teaspoonful. It acta directly o the blood
and atuooaa surface of th system. They offer
on hnndred collars for any cas it fails bo
euro. Send for circulars and testimonials. AA.
dress, F. J. CU KNKV St C0 Toiedo. O. .
Sold by Drujtrtnts, 760.
Bell's Family Pills ar the bast
Sstk Protcctioa from Extortion,
Eight hundred residents In South
London have joined a tenants' protec
tive league, started a few weeks ago,
"to enable weekly tenants to combine
for self-protection against the extor
tionate and illegal demands of land
lords and rate collectors, and for pro
vision of the necessary legal assist
ance." Paro Blood, Beaotifnl Complexion
do hand in hand, one impossible without the
other, and the bet. quickest, easiest blood
purider is Casrareta Candy Cathartic. All drtix
gists, 10c, aac, Sue.
Th Distinction.
"I could never see." remarked the
Sabbatarian, caustically, "wherein the
'sacred concert' differs from the ordin
ary concert."
'"Why, that's simple enough," re
plied Waggs.
"It Isr
"Certainly. Tbe 'sacred concert' Is
given on Sundays only." Phlladel-1
phia Press. - j
j . . . Sweet Revenge. j
Diggs And you arn't going away
on a vacation this summer?
i Dagga You bet I'm not: my land-
j lord said, if I closed up the house and
worn away ne muuiu cnarge me rent
Just the same, and I'm going to stay
at home to get even with him.
Ohio State Journal.
JSM I
Aa tmptrabk Obstacle.
"What foolish things they do say
Te m Nw Ceaditioa.
"In a baseball game near Boston
the ostrich swallowed the ball."
"That would appear to necessitate
a change in the language of the
game."
"What changer
"Out in a fowl." Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
A wife Is either a man's best pos
session or bis very worst.
St Jacob Oil for Chat Cold, Bronchitis.
' Croup and Pleurisy.
An outward application for bronchi
al difficulties is many times far more
effective than syrups, cough mixtures,
cod liver oil, etc., simply because it
penetrates through to the direct cause.
which is, as a rule, an accumulation
or matter or growth tightly adhered
to the bronchial tubes.
St. Jacob's OIL possessing ss it does
those wonderful penetrating powers,
enables it to loosen these adhesions
and to induce free expectoration.
Cases have been known where expec
torations have been examined after
ZZLT'J?. ,.He!! ? OU ha. been applied, and
In f 1 bills it would encircle the
earth."
"Well, wouldn't itr
"Of course not How would yon
get them serosa the ocean V Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
Time proves all things. It has
seen Wizard Oil cure pain (or over
forty years. Many people know
this.
the exact formation was clearly shown
where the adhesions bad been remov
ed or pulled oil the bronchial tubes.
All Irritation of the delicate mucous
membrane of the bronchae is quickly
removed by the healing and soothing
properties of St Jacob's Oil. In cases
of croup and whooping cough ia child
ren St Jacob's Oil wllj be found super
ior to any other remedy.
St Jacob'a OH Is for sale through
out tbe world. It is clean to use not
st all greasy or oily, as its name
might imply. For rheumatism, gout
sciatica, neuralgia, cramp, pleurisy,
A cruuylvsnia Olant
William LlDDlncott the fceavteat
man In Bucks county, Pennsylvania, umbago, sore throat bronchitis, sore-
weigns pounds, out offers to out- suunesa, onuses, tootnacne,
dance any man who will try concln- headache, backache, feetache, pains
slons with him on tbe waxed floor. ln 108 chest pains in the back, pains
Not long ago he allowed a young man ln the shoulders, pains in the limbs,
to hit his hardest where his (Lip- and n bodily aches and pains it has
pincott s; waist snould be. The m "i"1"- " ku me magic naie,
young man broke his arm.
PFIUTT f Kf nn. woman and child snffer
M i 1 1 r II"' w"b "OW". sutliiua, crimp, paea
H Mil I L IJroonla or coanunpUoa to write aa
Asnorieasi LaSf Balm Pad Co., Cttauaaooxa.
Teun.
A Luxurious Traveler.
Cecil Rhodes never does anything
by halves. When he came over to
England by the fast mall from Africa,
besides other specially provided com
forts, he was accompanied by his own
chef, his own poultry and his own
cow. .
Easy.
sure and never failing.
t Quick Time.
"Did you meet any Philadelphia
girls at Atlantic City?"
"Yes; and I proposed to one."
"Wbat did she say? '
"She told me to come back at the
end of a year and I might kiss her."
Detroit Free Press,
Survivor of Ssa Jacinto Battl.
James Monroe Rill, of Austin, Tex.,
is one of the few survivors of the
battle of San Jacinto, which aaaiinut
-Which would you rather, Tommy, " Texas its Independence. He was
be born lucky or rich? asked Unrl born in Georgia, and ia a cousin of the
Tredway. late United States Senator Benjamin
"Both," replied Tommy, sententious- HiU ' that state.
ly. Detroit Free Press. ' "
V hy H Thoeght So.
Of Count. "I see that a steamer ran Into a
"Is that Mrs. Brown of Boston V school of whales off the Lower Calt-
1 dunno her name, but she's Bos- fornla coast I s'pose It was a school
or oratory.
course." wnr sor-
-They were all spouting." Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
Mas. Jajtms Noatav
renins, nervous trouble. Those hot
flashes are just so many calls from
niture for help. The nerves are cry
ing out for RSfaiHtAace. The cry should
h heeded in time. Lydia E. Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound waa pre
pared to meet the needs of woman's
system at this trying period of her life.
It builds np the weakened nervous
system, and enables a woman to paa
that grand change triumphantly.
" I waa a very aick woman, caused
by Change of Lite. I suffered with hot
flushes, and fainting spells. I waa
afraid to go on the street, my head and
back troubled me ao. I was entirely
eared by Lydia B. Pinkbam's Vegeta
ble (Propound." Mas. Jbskib WuaiM,
6010 Keyser St, German town. Pa.
Poor Child,
"You've got a little brother," said
the nurse at breakfast. "He was
born last night"
"Really," said Tommy, "And last
night was Sunday. Poor kid!"
"Why do you say that?"
"Cause his birthday won't do him
any good. Sunday's a holiday, any
how." Philadelphia Press.
CIATS OP MONAROHS.
Want It.
atlag Edward ad Caar Nloaelaa Have
. Bararat Moval Chalra.
Great Britain has no distinctive and SlJCCeSS Is YOUTS If YOU
suruuo, instesu, tnere ar
four- tli wtwJuU chair, wllu the aias
of Scotch stone, In Westminster Abbey,
which has served as the coronation seat
of th monarch of this realm for seven
centuries; tbe sumptuous chair of state
In the House of Lords; the chair on
which the late queen sat when holding
a drawing room In Buckingham Palace,
and tbe gilt arm chair at Windsor, In
which the sovereign sits to receive let-
are you ambitious? FARM MACHINERY AUD SUPPLIES.
The Best Way to Improve Spare
Moments.
THE STAR OF STARS
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BRITAIN S COHOXATIO CHatB.
You cannot get up In the world
without making an effort, and that
effort must be well directed. Make
up your mind what you want to be
and never give up until you have ac
complished it. Mven one hour a day
wisely applied to study will not only
give you a better education, but will
raise you to a higher position In life.
Untold advancement in education
has been made by tbe Inauguration of
the correspondence system. Nowa
days no one within reach of a post
office haa any excuse for lacking a
good education. Such education is
now within tbe reach of every young
man and woman ia the Pacific North
west We give Instruction by mail
a method ' of teaching which has
proved abundantly satisfactory. Wit
ness the responsible positions heia
by thousands of those who have ob
tained a large part of their education
by correspondence. We offer you a
choice of 2S studies .srranged In the
following courses: Commercial (in
cluding Bookkeeping. Stenography,
etc,) Mathematical, Historical. Eng
lish and Scientific, and Ancient and
Modern languages. Our field Is lim
ited to the Pacific Coast, thus ennb-
llng us to give quick returns and the
closest attention to the Individual stu
dent For all Information address
Pacific Coast
Corresponen'e Institute
Portland, Orrgoo.
lijl
STEEL 1
STAR
FJILLm
Hat ball tartn In turn-tabl.
Turn freelr to III wind.
Ball Uarinns thrust In wheel, lnnrln
llllitsst runnliis qiiallltra, slut raservtut
'latest amount of i.or fur pumping.
tlalranlseil after making. tonother
with (alranlied bulls, ilmthle-nultwli no
part ran rut or li's 1 rattle.
Weight reulator! perleoi it'lallon. No
STiiif to eliK tension with ever? oliaiig
tenineratiire, and (row weaker With as. .
Ksalrs alwav on nana.
Tliiw IliiiiKs sr worth innhsf to you.
TStu why not buy s S'l'ARf
MITCHELL, LEWIS
A STAVCR CO.
rORTLAKO, onceon.
n. r. K. c.
No. 4S-1S0I.
lysiN wrlllng
II BsattUia Ibis paper.
ta advertisers plea
JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon,
MmAt iimtie atiesa
Can five yon th best bsrgalns lq
FtiKifiea, I'lows, t.nlri anil Kntriiiea,
WItMmills aiii Pltmpt n l tisnsral
Vsoainar. Bee us bsiure buying,
SCHOOLS m COLLEGES.
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...Columbia University...
Academic and Collegiate Halls.
rotlHNKK-tMasslral, Mtrrsry, fVilentin aud
I'uiuiurrvlsl." t or pariluiilars apply to
REV, E. P. MURPHY, Pmldrnt,
Uulrersity rark) l'tirilaud, Uregoa.
KHTABUSUaD 17. lKf!ORIHRATKD IWS,
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f SS f . Utoar t, Wase', Oroawia, '
Thm Lamdlng mnd Rollablo Furrlorn of KorthwaU
FurCoais, Csh.. t'ollaieites, tinas, Kic, Mad In all th Kaalilonahi lura
fur Trliuminss. . Holies and ". Seiid for Oauloau.
Pur remotleled and repaired, writ ua
Why Pay High Prices?
For WATCH rIAMO.N:8 sn I .IKWEI KV when yon can bnr on-
retleetiied pledtrea for Amount of Money Loaned with tiitrr.-at at the
A Wut of Hospitality.
' Mrs. Hermitage (of Drearydale) I
believe I will invite the Oothama out
from the city to spend Sunday with
us, Oscar.
Hermitage (hopelessly) What's
the nse, Mary? They don't want to
bay a suburban cottage- Boston
Journal.
ton bred."
"Then she's brown, of
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Outlet for Modi Fresh Wafer.
The Detroit river is the outlet of the
greatest body of fresh water In the
world, aggregating 82,000 square
miles of lake surface, which in turn
drain 125,000 square miles of land.
Under Control.
The CountYour daughter, madam,
saya she is perfectly willing to have
tne. -
The Mother Yes; she is very du
tiful. ,
Accounting for It
'It may be merely fancy." remark
ed Mrs. Seldom-Holme, "but since my
husband commenced drinking the wa
ter from that iron spring he has
seemed to be ten times ss obstinate
he used to be."
Perhaps," suggested Mrs. Nexdoor.
"the water is tinctured with pig
tronr' unicago Tribune.
What Did Sh Do?
Miss Prism Don't let your dog bite
me, little coy.
i-.itue jsoy tie won t bite, ma'am.
Miss Prism But he Is showing bis
teem.
Little boy (with pride) Certainly
ne is, ma-em; and ll you had aa good
teeth as he, you'd show 'em, too."
na-Biis.
Not So Bad.
Mrs. Housekeen Oh. Bridget, von
haven t really broken that piece of
Severest Oh, my! That's the worst
thing you could have broken In the
whole house I
Bridget Faith, Ol'm glad to hear It
wasn't the best, mum! PhiladelDhia
tress. ..
Throws from Mb Cab and Killed.
The following Is a most Interesting
ana, in one respect, pathetic tale:
Mr. J. Pope, 43 Ferrar Road. Street
ham, England, said:
"Yes, poor chap, he is gone, dead
horse bolted, thrown off his seat on
hia cab he was driving and killed
poor chap, and a good sort too, mate.
It was him, yon see, who gave me that
half bottle of St. Jacob's Oil that
made a new man of me. 'Twas like
this: me and Bowman were great
friends. Some gentleman bad given
him a bottle of St, Jacob's Oil which
had done him a lot of good; he only
used half the bottle, and remembering
that I had been a martyr to rheuma- j
tera of credence or recall from foreign
envoys, or accord audience to dusky
potentates. ,
Tbe Csar of Russia Is even more di
versely throned. Each of a dozen
chairs of state are at varloua times
styled the Russian throne. The two
most remarkable ar the chairs of tvsn
the Terrible sud the one In St George's
Hall of tbe Winter Palace at St Pe
tersburg. Tbe former Is of turquoises.
In tbe bsck slone there are 10,000 of
these gems. The other chair Is of cost
ly woods, with Ivory snd gold, richly
Jeweled, snd embossed wltb the Im
perial eagle. The sest Is of ermine, snd
the arms sre Ivory tusks.
Further east, ln Teheran, the Shsh
displays himself on a white marbla
throne, looted from Delhi In 1789. It Is
of Ivory, overlaid with gold, and sblsze
with gems, its vslu being estlmsted st
over 1.000,000.
Portland Loan Office, TK,
anM.
Sid Shew Ootilp.
"The Armless Wonder Is a cute
one."
"What h been up to nowT"
"Sent a specimen of his writing,
done with his toes, to a woman .who
makes a business of reading charac
ter from handwriting. But she wss
cute, too. She wrote bsck thst he
must be left-handed. Philadelphia
Bulletin.
Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslow's Sooth.
Ing Syrup th beat remedy to us tor their
children during tb teething period.
A Bus Motive.
Von Blumer I didn't come down
to this hotel over Sunday to spend
the night dancing or the day In
playing golf, or the Interval In talk
ing to a lot of ldlota.
Mra. Von Blumer (Indignantly)
No; of course not! The only thing
you care about is getting rested.
Puck.
doctor who kissed
in the hospital."
"All the testimony is oral, I
pose?" Cleveland Plain Dealer.
the pretty nurse
sup-
Will They Take Expert Testimony ?
"They are investigating that young !
and all without benefit, I became dis
couraged, and looked upon it that
there waa no help for me. Well," said
Pope, "Yon may not believe me, for
It is a miracle, but before I bad used
the contents of the half bottle of St
Jacob's Oil which poor Bowman gave
me, I was a well man. There it is,
you see, after yeara of pain, after us
ing remedies, oils, embrocations,
Timely Hint.
Every married man should Join
some good society the society of his
wife and children for instance. Chi
cago News.
In 1670 the Dutch possessed 60 tons
out of every 100 sfloat Now they own
lYt tons out of each hundred.
Tbe auu's diameter decreases at the
rate of five miles in a century. Its
present dlsmeter is 800,000 miles.
, There are twenty-eight pounds of
blood In the body of sn average grown
up person, and at each pulsation tbe
heart movea ten pounds.
Houbcs which sre damp because of
proximity to uudralned land may be
rendered more habitable by planting
the laurel and tbe sunflower ut-ar them.
A hotel landlord in St. Louis haa es
tablished curfew regulations In bis
house. Promptly st 10 o'clock at night
tbe curfew rings, and guests at tbat
time are expected to turn out tbe lights
and go to bed.
Owing to competition wltb Spain,
Italy and Northern Africa, where labor
Is cheaper, French farmers are aban
doning the cultivation of olive groves.
In the department of Marseilles alone
within six months 40,000 olive trees
were uprooted.
It has been calculated tbat the hair of
tbe beard grows at the rate of lVt lines
a week. This will give a length of 6
Inches In the course of s year. For a
man 80 years of age, no less thsn 27
feet of beard must have fallen before
the edge of the razor.
Tbe total number of copies of news
papers printed throughout tbe world In
one year Is estlmsted at 12,000,000,000.
To print these requires 781.200 tons of
paper. The oldest newspaper la said
to be tbe KIn-Paa of Pekln, which has
been published continually for over 1
000 years.
In Tennessee snd Georgia the peanut
Is known ss a goober. In Alabama and
the Western Gulf States a ground pea,
In the Southeast of tbe United States
and In tbe West Indies s pindal or pln
dar, and ln various parts of Englsnd a
Jurnut, an earth nut or a manlla nut
To drive ants from the lawn fine coal
ashes sprinkled about tbe burrows of
sots will cause tbem to leave. Ashes
Sn Btlltvtd Hint.
Wlgg She la very susceptible to
flattery.
Wagg I should say so. I once told
her she waa as sweet ss honey, and
would you believe it? the very
next day she had hives. Philadel
phia Record.
"Polka Dot Rcvelauea"
Bishop W. A. Chandler has been
talking to the St. Louis southern
Methodist ministers on the higher
criticism and the tendency to ritual-
Ism In the church. He deprecatea
special musical programmes snd paid
choirs and soloists. Tbe higher crit
icism , be declares. Insists on a "sort
of polka dot revelation."
f ITS) SvrmeiMHitlr Cvrwl. No Qis ar wer.oueue.
Ills afbr Ural !..' i" r It Kli..'.tlmu Nra
SeetMMr. SnuiiorlrKBKe'a.OetrUlb.HlUsa.lmaa
be. ln.H.11 kul.UJ..Ml A..faA.HilWUi.hls.ra
ActnraU Ducriptioa.
"What kind of a cover la thla on
your umbrella?" said the Inquisitive
friend.
"Well," answered the unblushing
person, "Judging by the way it came
into my possession, and the way It
will probably depart, I should call it
a changeable silk. Exchange.
Reditu.
First Bullfrog (swimming) I see
your husband enjoying a stroll on the
beach.
Second Bullfrog (swimming wor
ried) Yes: snd It's right after din
ner; whereas, be knows perfectly
well he should never gn out of tbe
water until two hours after eating.
Brooklyn Eagle.
PosMsilon Is Everything.
Ethel Oh .mamma, It's awful hot
bars in ths sun.
Mother Well, why dont you move,
Ethel 'Cause 1 got bore first
deart
Plso's Cur for Consumption 1 sn Infal
lible medicine fur cough and ciilds.N.
W. Saatixb. Ocan Orove, N. J., Feb. 17,
laoo.
our new
Starting Out fair.
Archie Say are you
nurse?
.Nurse Yes, dear.
Arcchie Well, I want to toll you
now that I'm one of the boys that
r you will have to manage by kindness,
I ...... M V.. ...... -
SAVED BY A FRIEND
One Woman Rescued From Death
by Another.
"If it had not been for one of my
friends I would not be here to tell
the tale." '
These were the words of Miss Frsti-
ces Hathaway, of No. 418 Pine street,
Kalamaxoo, Mich., whose interview
is published in the Holland, Mich.,
limes.
"It is really remarkable that I did
not lose my life," she said. "When
1 waa 1ft VMM nU waa l.li.n II T
waa pale and weak and grew easily I you'd better got some sponge cake
tired and the family doctor seemed 1( "" wr
unable to help me at all."
"Didn't you try any other physi
cians?" asked tbe newspaperman.
"Yes, but they did not help me
either. My parents tried various
remedies snd treatment but I only
aepi getting worse. By the time I
was 19 years old I was thin and blood
less aa a ghost."
wtiaiam tne doctors csu your
disease? inquired the reporter.
"They said my blood had turned
to water and I haJ anaemia. I felt
dreadful. It was about this time that
Miss Huntley advised me to trv Dr.
Williams Pink Pills for Pale People,
as she had been cured of a somewhat
similar trouble by their use. I bought
a box and before I had taken alt the
A Tcrrlbls MUtsk.
"Sir," said tbe Indignant customer
to the proprietor, "I bare a complaint
to make.
"What is the trouble?" '
"I ordered Ice cresm soda, sir, and
when I stirred it up I found Ice cream
In it Don't let it occur again, air."
PstlgMlag.
Mr. Pathiot This country has
maintained a standing army for
many, many years.
His Wife Goodness sake. Henry!
Tbey ought to be dreadfully tired!"
uuio state Journal.
: VMitN Venus Age,
Mr. Boreum (dyspetlcally) My
dear, I can taste that lemon pie tbat
we had at dinner yesterday, tonight
Willie Borcum (longingly) flee!
I wish I could Boston Herald.
An Irs ports at Point,
"There Is no doubt thst this scheme
will pay," said the promoter,
"Yes." answered the purchsser of
the stock. I suppose so. But who is
to get the money?" Washington Star.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Genuine
Carter's
yttie Liver Pills.
Must Bear Signature of
Joe Pas-Si as! I Wrapaar Psisset.
Echo of the Census.
"So your nsma ia Padtlv
puis i iouna tnnt tney were doing me I Are you skilled?"
O'Nsra.
good. My appetite increased and the
healthy color began to show in my
cheeks snd lips. I continued to use
the pills until I hsd taken fifteen
boxes when I found myself - entirely
cured. "
"Have you ever had any return of
tne trouble?" aeked the reporter.
Am I phwat?"
"Are you up ln your occupstlonr
"No. Ol'm down. Ol'm a coal min
er, sor." Exchange.
Italy's Womaa Lawyer.
Blgnorlna Teresa Labortoll Is the
first woman lawyer In Italy. She has
"No; never a bit. I cannot re. j.r.1 . ? wl . bon?ra.
memhor a rim. t,-n T .- uul' " ooe "m .ae8lr adVO-
,i i,.i.k. , ii ..... v"'" V"" "u sue ooiermin-
..v,,T . ,,. 4 auuw mat, ut. i ad not to nractlce.
Tssry eaaell eae aa I
te ttkaai
ICARJERS
I
rotiuoAcsrs.
rex dizziness
rci nuousictt.
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. etSKSBUSOTB. MOTSSSS StaMMWef. ,
I fraweey Torataafvttia m-i, S . sag
CURE CK MEADACHl.
aTaW , -rt: i'fSSJ IS C ,4
-si.. .. k a
" . - .. -. r-'l -.1 , Vi M
l-vJS!dii?u? ??t ,ed taoee which are
inherited handed down from generation to gen-r"-"4
""j'T to family. By far the most
destructive of these is Cancer, which finds the
greatest number of its victims among the children
and grand-children of those whose blood waa tainterl
U.!nefi&-. You ""7 P0"0" i" he blood for years, but
fvirii,TJrLrn: . .r.m .mlQcue to old age ia the tin
i. : - " iixmuio me w oia age la the time when
ttfLTZ u P out, a .ore or nice? often deZetTtW
th!? LfiwLSf Umn bcCOme more progreMive and ulcerate througS thkitf
IDA ( aflMT tiaftsMlt ltsM11- , 1 a
mc vnacer oaiient natural iv rrtyw. a, i , ....
t-,.. ,4t j , j e " - uwpuuwui sw one sixer attouier tne ustuu
EZZJZk.Zi FX" ,,hWS "? "? of healinK- ' The impuritie. thathave
eytn, perhaps for generations, cannot be elimiiiated nor
ttepouKmed blood made pure by salves, washes snd plasters. The orooer treatment
1. to pnrtfyutd build np tie blood, remove th. cau wntt SUSSh
Kr. J. . Amolo, of Oraaawood. S. fl arrlt... - a I ,.?'.?' SK! dlctly
r '" nnd" ba left are. It bran
spraadlar, and arrtrw worse rapidly, destroVinVtha
flsah aa M vut Mm Canoer 1. bereditary in mV fLrdlT
X boeaasa thoroughly alarmad, oonUttner to baataat.
tlS? 'kIn blood inWn, on. of
watoh did aaa any eood, when erne of oar leadliur
dxars-ist advtsad sua to trv a. s .
show aiaaS of hoaitaa- the dlhara .iaanallj
mftuTti tCaTi." ' " I net that Z
into the blood, destroys
tbe virus, stops tbe for
mation of Cancerous
cells and cleanses the
system of impurities.
What we aay of S. s. 8.
aa a cure for Cancer is
supported by the testi
mony of those who have
tested it and been re
stored to health.
wait onta tbe blood la so polluted and the system aa a,nr,a Vai ??
rion that no medkine, ith the
if there is s taint in your blood get itrotat eSr Wf S .PT" rf 010 dl
elenceof it, the r.norJtt Ull VTC
ea Cancer which we will mail free. Our phvricians am5 5 peCi"1
advice and such direction aa your ce reVres. W ?A7??
fie for tuadical advice, 'nta SWVFS TfEOPK CO ATUmZfa?0
Y rtrstsBi 11 nlrnon fsi a n I asrisari nnna am
doctors without getting any better, I j m' be D8ed on th Uwn without Injury
was completely cured In a few days. s'a. duwu smn are oesi.
I bought another bottle, thinking the
pain might come back, but it did not.
so i gave the bottle away to a friend
who had a lame back. I can't spesk
too highly or tnis wonderful pain
killer." An Uacalculatlng Here.
Helen Oh, be is not at all mercen
ary. Alice But be doubtless knows that
you sre worth two millions.
Helen Yes; but he saya he would
love me Just aa much If I wasn't worth
but a mile and a half. Judge,
A Real Wonder.
Bill Have you seen that woman
lightning change artist at the thea
ter?
Jill No. Is she good?
Bill Great! Why. she nuts on her
Donnot in less than fifteen minutes.
Yonkers Statesman.
but those fresh from tbe stove, shaken
from the stove shovel, will answer tbe
purpose very welL
Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People
saved my life and I believe that no
other medicine could have done so."
Anaemia ia not the only disease
wnicn succumbs to the potent influ
ence of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for
rale People,
specific for such diseases as loco-1 whiskey.'
motor ataxia, nnrtinl nar-lvaia Nr.
Vitus' dunce, sciatica, neuralgia. Artificial Mean.
rheumatism., nervous headache, the Elaine Did you notice
His Answer.
"Pa," ssld WHIle, looking up from
his book, "What's the 'Spirit of 16,'
any way v
"Spirit of 76," his pa replied. "1
They are an unfailing guess tnat'a any twenty-five year old
L. j! 15 -rhl.l." Dt.lt. ,l!..l.l. n
uunuciyuia jrress.
tha maan
The philosopher Confucius, writing of after-effects of the grip, palpitation of wajr tbat Smyths giri sneered at my
the great Chinese Emperor Yu, ssld
that all his efforts could be summarized
In the creation of canals. Tbey were
sn effective mesns of diminishing tbe
destructive action of torrents and avoid
ing Inundations, and at the same time
afforded a source of Irrigation.'.
thebeart, pale and sallow complex-1 new. h.ftt'
Another Trad by David.
Tbe gentleman known aa David
Harum stopped tbe deacon on tha
road.
Deacon," said David, "I'll give
you a dolllar an' my sorrel tnara far
that black colt you're driving."
vono," said the deacon.
Silk Is Pliny's Tim.
Ia the time of Pliny silk was sun-
posed to be a vegetable product and
his "Natural History" contains a
long story of the way In which It was
picked from trees in the East Indies
snd spun and woven into fabrics.
Women In Old Egypt. "
The religious Egyptian believed bis
ulterior happiness snd bis everlasting
nnlon with tbe divinities In tbe eternal
world to be wholly dependent upon bis
preparations beforehand, and wltb
these tbe wife bad much to do. She
was, In fact, as the mother of bis chil
dren, bis savior snd liberator, for none
but a son could prsy for tbe father's
soul on its wsy to psradise, and sbe
wss entitled to snd received bis bom
age and loyal obedience. In those
dsys the "gray msre wss the better
horse," snd she was treated accord
ingly.1;. 5 '.
Durability of Plate Qlasa,
It has been ascertained that plate
glass will make a more durable monu
ment than tbe hardest granite.
ions and all forms of weakness either
in male or female. They are sold
by all druggists or direct from Dr.
Williams' Medicine Co., Schenectady,
XT. Y. Price 50 cents per box: six
boxes, 12.50.
Postofficci snd Population,
At the close of the fiscal year nf
1900 there were 76.688 Dostoffices In
the United States, or one to every
xuvu iimttuiutntg.
IN WET WEATMCD '.
A WISE MAN
nCAR9
CLOTHING .
Ill KEP m til K5TSXS ELSE YZV
Just About
TTnrl. Jflann fat iha ....M. t.n.i
-What's the difference between the i" the f"'8 Part of the empire. He
Gladys Yos: but those sneers wer.
only artificial means. Ohio Stute
Journal.
Contracted,
"Oh, ! don't know," remarked the
optimist. "After all, you'll find the
milk of human kindness."
"Huh!" grunted the cynic. "What
you do find Is usually the condensed
variety." Philadelphia Press.
Heard Nothing of ths War.
Sven Hedln. the exnlnroe ....t.j
Cbarkhllk in the heart of China Inat 1 """ ptrnio or pin noienn, is oanaei
Anril. Wlthrmt hoaeW , tl H ' . I '?r"!".V".rrf"S J
- . vra. in LrUUUlUa
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w fJa e,J S ss
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Of f f i
American and European plans, Johnt
Oaley Oh! about the same differ
ence as between embezzlement and
robbery. Puck,
found
ing.
tbe Chinese polite and obllg-
Llve Fish Sales In Berlin.
More living flub are sold In Berlin
tban In any other market ln tbe world.
To Much- for Her.
"Yes, Mrs. Bouncer wanted to send
her daughter to Bryn Mawr, but sbe
decided on Vassar." -
"What influenced her decision ?"
"She couldn't pronounce Bryn
Mawr." Philadelphia Bulletin.
Turatsj th Tsbles.
Mrs. Newbrlde Isn't at all satisfied
with her husband's salary.
No; shs says it Isn't nearly so
good aa her father used to make.
Boston Journal
Summer Keaolutlona
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Sttr relief bam llaaor, oplun and totaoa
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