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About The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 1, 1901)
"Straw Shew Which Way tht VM Blew And th constantly increasing de mand tor, ana steady growth in popu larity of, St, Joob Oil among all elassat of people in every part of the civilised world show conclusively what remedy the people um for their rneumatiam and bodily aches and pains. Fact apeak louder than word t and the fact remains undisputed that ' the sale of St. Jacob Oil it greater than all other remdioe for outward ap plication combined. It acta like mag- io, cures where everything els fails, conquer pain. Their Ways. Toss If you don't love him, why oun i you let mm know KT Jeta Well, he (end me flower and takes me te the theatre, you Know, ana- iess nut, gracious, I can't see how you can play with hit affections that way. Jess Play? I call that "working" them. ' There It mm Catarrh la tbia teetloa of the country wun en oilier SIihm put together, and until ib UM (w TMri tu uppowd to be inauranle. For a (rent Bur year dootore pro. minora It local aieeeee, end preKribed local remediea. and of eeemanU? fatting to ear with lose! treatment, pronounced It incurable, (Menr tH proven oetarrhto be eeonmltu. ' tlontldtMue, and therefore requires eonitita . tlonal treatment. Hall'e CsUrrh Cure, man ufactured by r. J. Cheney A Co, Toledo, Ohio, I the only constitutional eureon the market. It la taken internally in dome from 10 drone to a teaspnonful. It acta directly oa the blood and uiuooui rarraoee of the tyuent. They ones no hundred dollars (or any can it falls te cure, ettuu tor circular ana tenunomeia, is r. j. en .Mi CO, Toledo, a. 8HfEI MEN 00 TO UW, Owner' of Utah Flocki Bring DanufA Sulfa Against the lathe Authorities. Salt Lake, Oct. 28. Utah sheep men who had so much trouble with the Idaho authorities early in the summer over the question of erasing Utah theep in Idaho, have begun suits in the Third district court to recover damages. There were nine suits filed in all, eight of them for damages to the flock and one for malicious prosecution and damage to character. The aggregate amount of damage claimed is f 34,47. With the exception of the com plaint of Sbafer, the allocations are all similar, and state that on or about July 12, 1901, the defendant un lawfully took possession of flocks of sheep belonging to the plaintiffs and grating on the publio lands of Oneida county, Idaho, and that by reason of the action many of the sheen died. and strayed, many lambs were prema turely born and a large amount of wool was lost. Conjrthilstioaa, 'Did Folehunter have anv success on his Arctic expedition? Oh, yes! He succeeded in Betting back." Puok. draaa. Bold hf DniKrista. tie. Bella Family nils are the 1 Rve-T man. woman and child anSer lltv Wlh colli. a-lhma. eruun. ut- uonla or cotuutunttoa to writ ua Amrrku Lang Balm Pad Co., Chattanooga, jots From Milwaukee. "Yes, " said the haughty young wo man wno was a colonial dame as well as a 'Daughter of the revolution, my great-great-grandsire fell . at Bunker Hill." "Ice or banana skin?" inquired the polite young man from Milwau see. Cleveland P Iain Dealer. Supremely Restful. "I wonder if there's any laaier oc cupation than fishing. " well, yes looking at people fish ing. "Brooklyn Life. NICKNAMES IN AUSTRALIA. NO family, shop, ship, camp or per son shonld be without Wisard Oil for very painful accident or emergency. Helpful. Bonis Naggus, I am writing story I would like a name for. It's somewhat on the plan of "Ships That Fast in the Night, but I want the title to be as different from that as possible. Naggus How would "Elevators That Pass in the Daytime do? Chi cago .tribune. Mothers will find Mrs. Winalow's Sooth, toe Syrup the best remedy to use lor their oituaran daring the teething period. Which? , l ou can depend on that man's keeping his promises," said the close political adviser. "Yes," answered the practical pol itician, "but which promises is he going to keep, those he makes to me or those he makes to the voters?" Washington Star. rive p file alterant iT',jnrrr kh '.ar n. lUatonrr. SeuarorFKBK-AMtrtlbotu.aaltrae ke. Ja,iLH.lUa, LbL.au ArchPauaealahie.I'a any Cane. H. eta or at , i 1 "Bill.can you lend me two-pence?" "What, a amy question , to ask I why if I had two-pence, wot 'ud I be doiu stand in outside a public outer runcn. Looked Ahead. He If you didn't love me why did you marry mer She Because you were the only man I cared to be divorced from. Brooklyn Life. Qaieer Appellation Gives te People ef Ita Varloaa Fectleaa. Although ; tbe Australian colonies have now been linked -together In a commonwealth. It Is not probable that the nicknames bestowed by one prov ince on another will be abandoned. Tbe Inhabitants of New South Wales have long been known as "corn stalks," sn allusion to the length and sllmness of the average young New South Wales native. Victorians are known as "gumsuekers. with refer ence to the gum that Is found on many native trees, some of which Is relished by juveniles. "Crow-eaters," as ap plied to the South Australians, owes Its origin to statement that In times of drought the wheat farmers of South Australia are driven to the source sug gested for food. "Wheatflelders" is more euphonious name sometimes used for tbe same province. Tbe Queenslsnders are known as "banana landers," that tropical fruit growing there abundantly. Western Australi ans are known In the east aa "sand gophers" or "gropers." The Westra Hans themselves group all the other states Into "t'other side," and call the residents "t'other alders." Tasmania, the green little Isle that la much like England in climate and other characteristics. Is generally re garded aa very quiet and rather be hind the times, and la referred to as "the lsnd of lots of time," "the land of sleep a lot," tnd so on, while the In habitants are called "Tassles" and Jam eaters," the latter being an Illu sion to the great fruit production of the "tight little lland."-London Leisure) Hour. WHAT ISA SUCKER?! NICKNAMES IN AUSTRALIA. ' Aopollatlona Oivem to People of ate Vartona Pectlona. Although tbe Australian colonies have now been linked together In a commonwealth. It la not probable that tbe nicknames bestowed by one prov ince on another will be abandoned. " Tbe Inhabitants of New South Wale nave long been known aa "ccro stalka," an allusion to the length and allmnesa of tbe average yonng New South Walea native. Victorians are known as "gumsuekers," with refer ence to the gum that la found on many native trees, some of which la relished ny juveniles, -crow-eaters," as ap plied to the south Australians, owe Its origin to a statement that In tlmea of drought tbe wheat farmer of South Australia are driven to the source sug gested for food. "Wheatflelders" I more euphonious name sometime used for the same province. The Queenslsnders are known as "banana landers," that tropical fruit growing there abundantly. Western Australi ans are known in the eaat as "sand gophers" or "gropers." The Westra liana themselves group all the other states Into "t'other side," and call the residents "t'other slders." Tasmania, the green little Isle that 1 much like England hi climate and other characteristics, is generally re garded a very quiet and rather be hind tbe times, and 1 referred to a "the land of lota of time," "the land of sleep a lot," tnd so on, while the In habitant are called "Tassles" and "Jam eaters," the latter being an Illu sion to tbe great fruit production of the "tight little island." London Leisure Hour. "dm IP IT MASS THIS TRADe MAS! IT IS THft ftetT, OILED COAT; 3rrK ruLLUNe or aARMtrfrs un hats.! I I vrv ck w, PI3 1 un. n A3.4i QUAINT SAM HOUSTON. Aaaaala Btorr ef the Taaaeaa Teaea Wheat Me Vat tat the tteaata, Gen. Sam Houston of Texas was th most picturesque, figure in tbe Senate I during my first year of service at tbe capttoL writes Oaluaha A. Grow lu the Saturday Fost Like Benton, b waa very fond of young men, and soon cam to count me as "one of the boys." Ouly tbos who were youngster in the '40 can realise the Interest people tell In Houston In the day when hi part In the struggle for tbe Independence of I Texas waa atlU fresh la the publlal mind. Visitors to the Senate chamber Invariably asked to have him pointed out to them, and they were never dis appointed In their hero, for he w.is large of frame, of stately carriage and dignified demeanor and bad a Uonllk countenance. No passage In Houston's career was nobler tbaa tbe heroic stand against disunion which marked Its close, while of his kindliness of nature and gener ous helpfulness to those In distress on could recall stories sufficient to fill a I volume. Near Qulncy. 111., there was a stretch of country known as the "Indian tract," to which Houston held title, ract many of the settlers thereon, a careless pioneer brood, failed to search out One of them called upon Wil liam A. Klchardson, long a member of I the House from the qulncy district and subsequently a Senator from his State, confided to him that he had Inadver tently settled upon 161) acres of Hous ton's lsnd and that all he was worth stood In Improvements on It He want ed Klchardson to see Houston and make the beat terms that be could. Richardson upon bis return to Wash ington told Houston tbe story and ask ed what be would take for a quit claim deed to tbe 1G0 acres. : "What sort of man la thla constitu ent of yours wbo hss blundered upon my land?" asked Houston. -a good, square, nonest man," was the reply. "When I turn him off my tend 11 reckon he and his family will be beg gars?" Richardson nodded. "Wbat'e thla farm worth nowf asked Houston. "Improvements and all. about 10, 000," was the response. "What waa the bare place worth when you fellows went on It?" queried Houston. "About 15 an acre; S800 tn all." an swered Richardson. -uooa reiiow, this man of yours, I Richardson r Thla after a moment's thought. "Beet In the world." said Richardson. Tel blm to send ma SS00 and I'll make him a deed." In due time the $800 reached Wash ington In the shape of a New Torlc draft Richardson sought Houston, who, having executed a deed, took the draft and Indorsed It "You say this man of yours Is a good fellow?" be asked, thoughtfully. "Couldn't be a better one," waa the emphatic answer. "Send blm back this draft and tell blm Sam Houston has changed bis I mind. What can you buy a good sad dle horse for In that country?" He was told that g200 would do It "Well. then," said Houston, "write to your I friend and tell him to buy a first-class saddle horse, about 4 years old, and keep blm for me. When Congress ad- lourns I will go borne with you and! ride the horse down to Texaa." Without delay tbe man In Illinois re ceived back his draft and bought a saddle horse, tbe best he could find. Just before adjournment Houston! sought Richardson. "Ton aay the fel low who's got my horse Is a tiptop good man?" Richardson again declared him one of the best In his district "Well.' said Houston, with sigh, "I should have liked first rate to see him and also I my horse, but aa affairs turn out I must go straight to Texaa. When you get home go over and see this man and tell blm to sell the horse and do wbat be pleases with the money. And. by tbe way. Richardson, I wish you would write and tell me If It was a good horse I or not." SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. JOHN POOLE, Pottlmnd, Oregoa, festal Horrlan Street, Can rive yon the best bamina In jjuggiet, riows, Boilers and Engines, Win.imills and Pumps and General Machinery. See us before buying. titer tf Not Heard. Politician (arranging for musio at a political meeting) Isn't that a big price? You may not have to play half a dozen pieces during the whole evening. Brass Band Leader But, my dear sir, we have to sit there and listen to the speeches. Tit-Bits. Summer Resolutions Mtj Institute, r,7.rV.VuWrSi! THE STAR OF STARS I am snre Piso's Cure for Consumption Mae. Ti Saved niv life three vemra Uosbihs, Maple street, Norwich, k teh. 17, 1900. Hoe. ! Has baU bearint in tnrn.tabi. Y., Turps freeljr to tbe wind. "JT.L"'m"nm '"rust in wheel, Inmrinr llrhtett rutin nr iit-IIHo. '""." . . -- -mm rvaemnc Aa Fteeul V '7 , " ."S""1. m Pwr ,or pumping. Aa eternal Vow. GaWanlied alter maklnt. Put th -Edith-I suppose he swore to you 1 pwTpTi&ja."' BO 'till the earth grows old and the .f.1!! jeiHetor; perfect regulation. No of temperature, and crow weak, -i.v. Kepalrs alwafi on hand. STEEL STAR mm KILL. The TJenrper. 1 1st don't like my sister, sn' 1 wisbt so a go swsv. My sister sin't bin hejr long, cos cue only com t day. My sister ain't got enny hair Upon her head a-tall; It's 1st sll red es It kin be. An' round as enny ball. My sister has such teenle eyes, An uttle weentle hsn s; Maw tslks f her, but I don't think 'At she 1st underttan s. My sister she can't tslk a-tall, Bit more'n she kin By; But you 1st bet she makes a noise When she starts io t' cry. I set my ptw where she cumm'd frumt 'Nen he 1st IslTd st me, An' sed he found her In th' wudds, In a ole holler tree. My maw she loves my sister more 'N she dux me, I know. An' 'at's the very reesun I Don't like my sister so, I jist don't guess it's enny use Fer me to make s fust, Cos paw he set my sister she. Will make her Bom with us. Boston Post M I " I n Mil FROM 1 wax ttr. I -id 44, (PLUG SMOKING.) ewtiTjejerl farm jnrtr. aeiJiisiiiia. WV' ' M 4d erawaj 44 rMBMH 'PLUG SMOKING.) 44 I1 44 mrAM00$ ts,4 a tgr L.kajsiMaWys fera-j aaasaBeaaaanataBBMRW'1' BB!( KAtem ae. AM CKIlD'i er 11 jraeiifflr mttUKt Mu" 1 mmmtKUu mtr tint., as. ' I r- 1 I I (1 f W W a. .sviwwsaiiieiieejs.!,.:- w-., , ' :r ,. , -.'"-m. ji i..wiiwNssasj. .. mmm "V '" aal Blf'''ll N'Bsi L alwaw1"11' ' "f ill M1 I luftf mn ajMSM.' eeMM ' si'Z. jHpi minim, ,amf-J inwmu 'law' ttmtt. ' If Ml'"'iJfelvl atr Mtt t nr. mtSm 1 tss MW fMW. VWW i - r ff- i oCwr, ti I f)Ji ta lit. A II i?J ) limn Amu kV 11 i f f IJ 1 awemaeir C.Hy. BROWN; " f 42a.PImb-Av.4 (Cj) ' 51. Louis, Mo. ' . A ImF" ; ' ' -- : - If. : .WWlaeaaMfcaW s1tlsela1W V, (PLUG SMOKING) k. Kic. arecnvllle," J. T" Qood Luck." " Cross Bow," "Old Honesty," Brandy win,' Jolly Tar," 3Undard Navy," "Planet," "Nep tune," Razor," Tennessee Cross Tie," Qranger i wist." (Two ' Orangw Twl tag. being equal to one ef other, mentioned.) TAOS MAY. B8 ASSORTED IN 8ECURINO PRESENTS. Our new illustrated CATALOGUE OF PRESENTS FOR 1902 V hwiulnclud-anyafttct not shown here, Itwlii cohlatn the I kAA.AJ V I. a . a ."" iu.u un o rresent ever o nered for Tag, and will be sent by mail on receipt of poetare two cents. (Catalogue will be ready for mailing about January 1st, tool.) I- : , , Our offer ot Presents forjags will expire Nov. joth, toos. COWOnUTTAt'TOSACCO COMfANr; Writ your nam and addrees on outside of packages Containin Tags, and send them and request foe Present to stars grow cold," and all that? ithel Oh, longer. He swore to love me until that Chinese indemnity was paid. Judge. t.mi ti. .- it ait Iwt' tL. I i t brtin. TaUja tiooo, ymt In tin H-'.tt bT rtrt-r:-' Tbeaa th nut era .mih mnM .u Then why not buy a STAKr MITCHELL, LEWIS A STAVES CO. PCRtiamo, oncaoM. X. r. H. V. Mo. 4 ISOl, Untidy Ixradon. A London medical journal say the Knglisn metropolis is possibly th most Inconvenient snd most nntldy city of JKurope. xne streets are either muddy. slushy or dusty; they are littered with straw, cabbage leaves, newspaper post ers and omnibus tickets; tbey are con stantly being grubbed up for aome rea- THE NEW PRESIDENT. A Prayer. Not for the silent chief whom Death Uently and teduously keeps Within a splendid calm ; naught mars Hit well-won laurels where be sleeps. Bather for him who newly stands Half startled on a slinnnrv hnipht. Like a strong falcon which some hand Unnooded rudely, whom the light Floods unforseen, but who shall prove a wiue-wingea strength 1 ITor him we nrav : Give him such wisdom swift and keen He shall restore us Yesterday. Dillon, Georgia, A Suggestion. ' No, I'm not very well impressed with the house," said the prospective tenant. "The yard is frightfuly sman; more s nardly room for a single flower bed." "Think so?" replied the agent; mil er mignten't vou use foldinc .am Ak. tw.l . . I 43 1 I a 1 1 t.i i . . . o " umroia v. iwr, coais and I ueuei jrnnaeipnia rress, outer goous are oeuvered across the footways at all hour of tbe day. So lung as London Is governed by, or rather Is dependent for Its due regula tion upon, a number of bodies all Inde pendent of each other, so Ions; will nuisances of various kuds continue. Power of Niagara Falls. an total undeveloped energy of NI- Times, agar rails is estimated by electrical experts to be 8,000,000-horse power. She Knew. Mistress Did you tell the lady I was out? Servant Girl Yes, ma'am. Mistress Did the seem to have any doubt about it? Servant Girl No, ma'am ; she said she knew you wasn't. Glaseow Faith In Him. Towne Do I understand you to say that Spender' cose was really a faith cure? Browne Yes. You see the doctor and the druggist both trusted him. Philadelphia Press. Evidence. "Doet Mr. Blimmina knnm bdoui norse races? "No," answered the man, with a failed and experienced look. "How can you tell?" "By the fact that he's willing to bet on thnm " W.h;... a. ' ... . . .,,i.ft,un omr, can my now Tbe chewing gum trust cause mora I jawing tban any other. . Brsve Mother, Kind Lady And does your mother let you go out alone at night?" .Little man Yesm'm; maw ain't afeer'd to stay by hersolf. Pretty, But Fay How do you like VtTal I May Its very pretty. "Do you really think so?" "Yes, indeed: I was lust cre.9:v in g uue line ii wnen tney came into tasnion two years ago." Te Fit tht Disease, Little 4-year-old Mabel oomlna- Intn the room one day and finding tbe baby with one end of a door key in its mouth, exclaimed : "Babv. ialr tw key right out of your mouth, or the first thngyou know von will havi the lockjaw." Glasgow Evening Times. . Thirteen tt TsMs. Mr. B.-0h, Charles, we never sit down with 13 at table. Mr. B. Pshaw I I hope you are not to superstitious as that. Mr. B. No, of course not, but we naveoniy iz dinner plates, Phila- ueipma evening JJulletin. Social Importance. "Mamma, how can you ask me to marry mm wnen he has no social position T' cut, my dear, he tells me he hat inaae a minion." nut even with that, it will take iim a year to get Into society. " Lifo. A Quick-Stepper. "TTm'o a nln. 1C1 1 .. - - ""V" " ti taw nim ..j.., nuu uio uuaier eayi l mav Hair a. mM , . , . .--.v .... BOng. W0U1U you flrfvisu ma in t. lait "That depend upon your eye for horse and hi ear for music." Brooklyn Life, Worked Both Ways, lift i . its a poor rule that woji'twork 7. Z t3"', t,,e 01(1 8tleman as he stood the boys up back to back. aim operated the rn or tt... ...t. . " "' v-..8iiB uue or ine other of them going and coming. Chicago Cnough, But Not Saffltltnt -Mamma What' the matter Wil- lie? Didn't you have a good time at the party? Willie "Naw!" ' "Why? Didn't yon get enough to eat?" "Yes; but I didn't get too much.". both Pott, "That football Herd to Identify. 1 'Jimmy's hair," said the V!r, laying out his . A Report . He How it the now cook getting along? His wife Well, I had to discharge her twice this morning, but since then she's been doing fairly well. Ves, Darling. Mother (drilling Teddy for hit first party) And now. darlinsr. what it a greedy boy? Teddy A boy who want every thing 1 want. Tit-Bits. Useful Mr. Oreen. Young Ladv Oh. Me know what to do with Efflel She' so miserable because she hasn't had her donkoy ride. Would vnu mind giving her a piok-a-back? Punch. Aa Extrivtjent Affair. "Molly, he said, "if I ahAnl.1 rlia first, I want VOU to km that I'm nra. mated." "Moray on US. John I inal mav I W a ton then I" Atlanta Constitii' tion. A here. "Who is the horo of this piece?" ked the man who was coming out the theatre. And the maneirr thoughtfully replied. "The man who is putting un the monetr." Washine-- ton Star. Thst Prlendly reeling. Miss Olive of St. Lou ie Wa o-nt absolutely pure milk in St. Louis. miss Wabash (of Cliicaeo. Yet. one advantage of living in a Baltimore u,iZ ."""""T lKe ifiach family can aiwmore American. keep a cow of H own. - A ' - 7. ' . . ' J '"ft o mes aitor trie game, "and this la faeiv nuBo. ana tnt iTam ...ii m.1"?. 1f? nger to'count