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Newspaper Page Text7 ruptions Pry, moist, scaly tetter, all forma of eczema or Bait rheum, pimples and other cutaneous eruptions pro. coed from humors, either inher ited, or acquired through defective digestion and assimilation. To treat these eruptions with drying medicines ia dangerous. The thing to do is to help the system discharge the humors, and strengthen it against their return. ' Rood' Sarssparlll permanently cvmA J, 0. Ilinea, Frank. 111., of eesema, from Which fa bed suffered for lorn Um: and Mis Alrina Wolter, Box 112, Alg-ona, Win., of plni pies oo br fac and back and chafed skin on her body, by which, aha had bn greatly troubled. Then are mora testimonial in faror of thl great medicine tfaao ean be published. Hood's Sarsaparilla Promises to cure and keeps the promise. Don't put off treatment. Buy a bottle of Hood's today. Th Bin Would Orow. "I've bi ought you little brother," said the doctor. "No" said the imnossible child t the stork brought mv little brother. "Well I'm the stork" said the doc tor. "But whore Is your billf" said the impoNsiblo child. , Itis claimed bv those who should know that an impossible child never wittier than unon the occasion of somebody being born into the family, Her Prtdicament. Mamie I think Mr. Crnstlaiirn la just too mean lor anytning. j;anny uue . . no married your mamma. Mamie I know he did. I iiltod him for Harold, then he married mamma, and now he won't let me marry Harold. Baltimore American. ; ; . A Woman' Reason. "How did you happen to insure in that particular company?" "I consulted the wishes of my . wife." :, ' "Of course; that's very praisworthy. But does she know anything about life insurance companies?" "Yes. She investigated and found that tins one always issues the pret tiest calendars." Tit-Bits. Misgivings. "That was a very lucid document you prepared, said the friend. "Yes," answered the statesman dubi ously. - maue u so mem mat I am afraid the public will fall to regard it as able and profound." Washington star.' This (ifsstur I on every box of th tennis Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablet b remedy that mure) a atM la esaw stay Thrt a Day. Tourist In Ireland (to rural noatmanl How many mails have you here in the day? "Three breakfast, dinner and tay." London Fun. Had of th Boer War. nie noer war wmcn naa been raging for th nasi two mm will sruin h wAa acrontin to the latest advice. New i peace will b hailed with ov by all. War is a terrible thing ami ha slain many peo ple, but we believe stomach troubles' have slum even more. W hen the stumarh ia out of order and yon suffer from dvapep sia, indigestion, flatulency, sick headache or constipation, we would urge vou to trv rtostetters stomach Hitters. It will cure you. DKAFMCSS CANNOT BI CUBED By local application, a they rannot reach the diseased portion ol tbe ear. There Is only one way to euro deafness, and that is by eonstitu tlonal remedies. Deafness 1 reused by an in flamed condition of the mucous lining of tbe Eustachian Tobe. When this tub gets in flamed you have a rambling sound or imper fect hearlner. and when it la entirelr lnMut deafness ia the result, and unless the inflamma tion can be taken out and this tube restored to its Borinu roouition. Dearm- wui Deaestroyed Tircsom. "I'm so tired" she sighed to the woman next door. "What have you been doing?" "I've been the last four hours at the photographer's having an instan taneous picture of the baby taken. " StnttmthmComfittmnd lawaaafil7wj tXtive Bromoluinine TiHl.t. - u nn.d.. . T Mi-Si; vm - .uw, w rnn jo cents, A Strong Man. "What a very heavy voice he has!" "Yes; but he is able to lift it in hia own ; defeuse. "Philadelphia Evening Buletin. A SUCCESSFUL UAH How He Obtained His Present Envt . able Position. "Honesty, aggressiveness and health are the requisites for success. " These are the words of John H Kilcy, of Caxenovia, N. Y who has attained the main thinir that all men desire. "The first two Qualities I mention are necessary." he contin ued,' a man or woman wants to rise in life, but they are of little use if tha third is not in vour nosseasion. " In response to questions he said : "About two years see I was taken down with inilammatorv rheumatism and was Hat on my baok, racked with pain and as helpless as a child for fourteeu weeks. During those weeks suffered as onlv thev who hava inflammatory rheumatism ean suf fer." . "Didn't vou have anv medical at. tendance?'... queried the reoorter. "Yes. I had the best that could be procured, but the doctors did not help COOD Stat fjCSZ an fJacf forerer; nine cases out ot tea are caused b; caiarrn, wmcn is notmng one condition of the mucous surfaces. Wo will rive One Hundred Dollars for anv ease ol Deafness (caused by catarrh; that can not be cured by Ball's Catarrh Core. Send for circulars, tree. , J. CHENIT at C0 Toledo. O. i'a Family ftlla are tbe beat. Hail'l Sad Affair. "I hear they give Hank a cross ex amination in that trial up town." "Yes, and I can't see why they needed to be cross about it. Hank 's the best natured cuss I ever see." Chicago News. . . The Beat Prescription ror Malaria Chills and Pever is a bottle of Grose's Tasteleet Chill Tonic It is simply iron and quinine in k taste! form. Ko Cure. No Pay. Price 60c Very True How do people enjoy trolley in such crowded cars?" Oh, everybody is buoyed up by the expectation that everybody else will get off at the next corner. ''Chicago Jiecoru-lierala. Take Nature's rimed jr. Garfield Tes! Inex pensive end effective. 15 pints or 30 doses for foe. It is composed f medicinal HERBS, not Hi i uc nt potions. 'ic neartsche, Good for all. It cures Cflnfttinjktlnn n .1 kidney and liver disease. It Was Possible. Clara You haven't seen my en gagement ring yet, have you? Made I don't know. Who is the man? Town and Country. rOO KNOW WHiFtdUABis TAKING When Ton take Grove's Tasteless Chili Tonic because tbe form m1o(.t,i.,i.i.j" bottle .howlni? that it U simnly Iron and Qnf tuna in a tasteless form. No Cure. N tar. sri. "But how did you become cured?" "Before I was taken sick I had seen advertisements of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People which stated that they were good for rheumatism. I was willing to try anything for relief so I got some and was benefited almost im mediately. I had taken but six boxes when I was able to return tomv work. but I continued taking them until nine boxes were used up. I was entire ly cured and have had no return of the rou ble since. I consider Dr. Wi Hi Pink Pills for Pale People a wonderful remedy, and I have recommended them to a great manv neonle. Rheumatism has been cured in hundreds of other instances bv Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale Peonle. They area specific not only for that isease but for all ailments arisintr from a disordered condition of th blood or shattered nerves, such as locomotor ataxia, partial paralysis, St. Vitus dance, sciatica, neuraleia. nervous headache, the after effects of tne grip, palpitation of the heart, pale and sallow complexions and all forms of weakness either in male or female. Dr. W illiams' Pink Pills for Pale People are sold in boxes at 50 cents a box, or six boxes for 12.50, and may be had of all druggists, or direct by man iromur. "imams Medicine to., oenenec tatty, . i , la the Future First Billionaire's" Son What did yon get for yor birthday? . J T. ! 1 ! . oeuuuu uuuonaire s eon l got a railroad. "That's nothing. I got a whole system." Life. Let's go rides Diplomacy. First Boy It's 6 o'clock home. Second Boy Nit! If we iro hnmn now we'll get licked for Btayin so late. If we stav till 8 we'll vis hugged and kissed for nnt hein' drowned. Puck. So Nice to Eat, So Mild. So Effective. To take medicine is a pleasure, when the medicine ia Cascarets Candy Cathartic, the only modern laxative fit to be used. All drug s' 1 It, luc, 26c, otic. Well Up in Art "I hear be is well up in art." "Yes. His studio is on. the top floor, and bis paintings are always skied." Judge. Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Booth, ing Syrup the best remedy to use tor their CM!" rea during the teething period. Her Reason. - "Did you ever try any of these health foods?" the sympathetic inemi as Ken oi tlie dyspeptic lady. ies,"she replied, "and I'm not going to eat any more of them." "Why not?" "Because thev snoil mv annetir " , , ... . . iieveiana riamtiealcr. Piso's Cure for Oonsnmnt.inn ! an i,.r..T lible medicine for cough and colds N W. Sahckl. Ocean Grove. N. J R'oh iV Muscles. Human beings have six muscles to each eye, that they may move it on BROOKLYN. N. Y., Sept. W.-Information has been received regarding: the wonderful ders; people everywhere are using them and , eiiner Side, . but norses, COWS, sheep. obtaVned. mBauu""m 01 me a r" . and other quadrupeds, which habit ually incline tneir Deads to the South America. Competent authorities assert that ground in search of food, have a mus- 1 1 1 ! 1. . I - ... ib uy wuicn tneir eyelids are sus- S.I , t . . .... South America has greater undevel- f . ana , PP0" which we oped resources than anv other nortinn of the world. Any crop- grown else- f where can be duplicated there, and the country abounds in mines of coal, silver and gold, most of which has been only slighiy develped. If With That Tongue He Cannot Win. Mrs. Dawn You hateful thing. You told Millie Meadows you only wished you were single again. Mr. Dawn (with happy inspiration) Of course I did,. It was only that I might experience once again the joy x ieii wnen you accepted me, darling. jura, uawn you couldn't Patent Procured Prompt, Efficient and Satisfactory Service. Huiuij i iee not paynoie tin patent (ranted, i!3 ." whitman Co, 3s-l Warder au., " MUlllglOU, V. A Willing Youth. "You say that you don 't care for the salary so long as you can get a chance to worKT said the billionaire. That s the idea," answered the youth with the sharp nose and chin. ;"I am willing to start right in at a big reduction and take one of those f io,WO positions you say are so hard You dear boy! I knew to fill at half the money." Washine be so cruel. Tit-Bits. ton Star. I 1 n . j ,j "in ll litis THE MOST DESTRUOTIVE OF ALL HUMAN DISEASES. The poison ejected from the fangs of the rattle snake is not more surely fatal than the virus of Contagious Blood Poison, which pollutes and vitiate tne blood, destroys the tissues and bones and eats like a canker ore into the fleet J.hm, bJie1dlsease1 appears first in the form of a little sore or blister : soon wi swell, punples break out on tie body, the mouthed tmS become sore, making it painfufto eat or swallow ; dreadful ulcers appear -on thl foT.L' Clored plotcne nd th" characteristic sigTsf TCd Ton JXrf pfgresse' nd tef destructive virus take, deeper holduptts tSo?"m ne" B? f r"lr rnleed over the character of thSblood fZJtf?? 'uy A T to ?ke mercury and potash alternately for three years. Zl "h 01 BO humaa heing can stand tiis treatment long ; braideTtieTdo not cure the disease permanently, as thousands who have tried it know 7 WEIXnrGTOH, HAS., Sept., 1S00. f S. S. S. is the only uatiuitccu purely vege table blood purifier, and the only antidote for this particular virus; it purifies the hliwl builds no the constitu tion. The appetite im proves almost from the first dose, the sores soon show siens of healinc and the unsitrhtlv. dirts' splotches and eruptions grow paler and paler, ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Must Bear Signature) of B Pac-Siasile Wrapper Bales. (CARTER'S Tory email aa4 a mmf tttakeaas ni IEABAC8& FBI DIZZINESS roi IIUODSIESS FOITOErlSUVEB. . nt C0HSTIPATI01. FBI SAUBWSUI. FBI THECBMPtiXIQI CURE SICK HEADACHE. I contracted Blood Poiaon two ... mi. .i "i," f"""8"1 try , medicine widely adrerl trntUfully say that I waa worse when thstnita. ;rm;Tr "r..w?i jpi.. -.olorid aplic-h tT:'inZ Fyi?' thr?f f so sor. I oould arlaTlow "r mouva ana zongurn were seldom, ftu jUcer. J tonsil, were awollon, and my -hS, T ionra rUyr ?W" "'"JoondmLwh.lrben yoar . 8. 8. I hare used twontv-twa hoful-ZZ heaUd.audmrappeUtaa-ooZ JArb Ja Zr?7 hM S. S. S a nnt . . . . ' ana nnauy aisappear. for this dreadful diaeaae It has broUhT.i1 LnM be known and used this land ; it will cTre you a, it haserT ftL? f l vsand, .11 over treatment and write our physicians atout vur rtt uf boom hom let us : we make no chLZ foTadvie nTfJ?6 wiU helP. ?oa , yotl .tnctestconndeno, ST No Defend Payments, 'Is your daughter learning' to nlav by note?" Certainly not," answered Mrs. Comrox, a little indignantly. "We pay cash for every lesson. The idea!" Washington Star. FITS '""""r c!""a- . MTnamm llw after lint tiMnf rir u Ksstorw. Seud I for PREKS J.OOtrul bottlssod traO Is. Ps.&n.auaa.l.S3iAnAsj?huadrilia,Jra, The Habit Tess Oh.she'a the eirl who used to go arond in the riding habit all the time. Jess Yes; but she's trot the auto moune naint now. Tess That so? What is itT Jess Running over people every chance she gets. Philadelphia Press. The Flihermsn' Cirnbl With Death. In bad weather, the fisherman' ife sa;d, when the boats were out. he could never stay in the house be- cause of the clock. As it ticked she heard nothing but "Wife, widow j wife, widow," over and over again. And, she said, 'tis but the swing of the bob which name should be the true one. Cynthia in the West, Reason Enough. The teacher at the kindergarten has a great aeal ot trouble with Mabel, who is 4 years old. The other dv she had occasion to ask: "Mabel, why did you strike Freddy 1 " " 'Tause he's littler dan me," re plied Mabel. Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph. Not Friends. Kind Lady Poor Fellow, have you got no friend? Hap Hazzard No, mum: I hain't got noDoay but relatives. Tit-Bits. ' Ex-Speaker Rctd was In the Supreme Uourt at Washington, I). C recently, when the justices wore slew In asseuv Ming. Mr. Keed waited with au ele phantine patience. Presently a friend of his leaned over to htm ami whisper ed: "Mr. Suenkor, can't you count a quorum V A look of grave reproach overspread tbe retired statesman's face. "air," sam he, lu a tone of dignity, "you forget that when I counted a uuoruui, there always was a quorum." Senator Bailey, of Texas, has a face like a cherub. It Is round and soft and full ot color. One day, In the corridor or the Senate, he was approached by a giggling young woman, who asked, rap turously: "Oh, Senator, where In the world did you get your pretty pink com plexlonl" Bailey was embarrassed only for an Instant. Looking her straight In the eye and tupping her lightly on her slightly rouged chefk, he very gravely asked: "Where In the city did you get yours?" Edward FltzGerald, who wrote the quatrains from Omar which have come Into such great popularity under the j Persian name of "ltubaiyat,"and there ! by excited a curiosity sufficiently great to nave his other translatious and adap tations given to the world, was witty and when In society loft his mark. It Is told of him that being once thrown in company with a notorious tuft-hunter, whose only conversation concerned his personal experiences with the nobility. FttaGerald waited for a time, then rose to go, saying with ao attitude and ac cent of profound dejection: "I kuew a lord once, but be is dead." Mr. Sim, the major-domo of Stafford House, the residence of the Duke ef Sutherland, is distinguished among the most distinguished major-domos, tnal tres d'hotel, and butlers of the highest circles. It is said that tbe King's own servants look up to him as the leader of their profession. The seal Is set upon his aristocratic fame by a remark which Is attributed to him. They say tnst be once went to see Beerbohtu Tree play "Hamlet." Asked afterward what be thought of It, he Is reported loftily to have remarked: "Well, it s extraordinary the various ways the lower orders have of getting their livings." Herbert Spencer, the great English sociologist and philosopher. Is very fond of a game of billiards, and tbe other day at tbe Reform Club In London be met an acquaintance whom he Invited to play with him. The young member accepted, and Spencer said, joyfully, as he chalked his cue: "Young man, good billiard-playing is the proof of a well-balanced mind." "1 believe It Is." replied the young man. They played and the great writer was beaten fear fully. He bad only scored tliirty-elgbt when his young antagonist finished bis one hundred. Herbert Spencer put the cue awsy In disgust. "Young man," be said, "such fine billiard-playing as yours Is the proof of an Ill-spout youth." As a youngster. Admiral George Dewey was completely carried away by tales of valor on bloody fields, and by stories of great campaigns won by fa mous commanders. Once bis father read to him the story of Hannibal crossing the Alps. Tbe recital made a great impression on the boy. it was In the dead of winter, and on the fol lowing day he told the story to his little sister Mary, and asked her to be his army, proposing to cross tbe , only "Alps" In the neighborhood, a large bill which flanked Slontpeller to the north sue reauuy consented, and young George and his army set out on their undertaking. It was keen and cold, the snow lying deep on the ground. and piled Into huge drifts in ravines and along fences. With wooden sword In band. George conducted his army to the crest of tbe "Alps," from which he looked down on thst part of "Italy" en compassed by Washington County. Tbe "army" froze tbe tip of Its nose and one ear, while Hannibal bad two of his toes frost-bitten. A farmer took the expe dition Into bis bob-sled, and carried it back to Montpeller. Avoid Nor vou Protitttom If you are dangeroualy sick what la ilio first duty ot our physlulan ? Uo quiets the nervous system, he deadens the pain, and you sleep well, You ought to know that when you eased to be regular In your courses, stow irritable without cause, and pass sleepless nights, there is serious a wit and the on- said IF: ' . ,'1 for) Mm, Hsstijiv. trouble somewhere, and nervous pros tration is sure to follow. You ouirht to know that Indiffestlon. exhaustion, womb displacements, fainting, dixxinesa, headache, and backache send the nerves wild with affright, and you cannot sleep. Mrs. II art ley, of SSI W. lonsreaa St.. Chicago, 111., whose portrait we pub lish, Buffered all thene agonies, and was entirely eured bv Lvdia E. Pink- haul's Vegetable Compound ; her case should be. a warning to others, and her cure carry conviction to the mind of every suffering woman of the un failing efficiency of I.ydm hi. I'lnkbams vegetable compound. Crushing a lawytr. lis Wolfe Homier was onoe nous In a suit fov slander posing council in the courtroom "You aw an actor I believe?" "Yes" replied Hopper. "I nut that a low ciiltlngf" "I don't know, but it is so much ! butter than my fathers' that i am rittlinr limitd of it. " r- ------ . ., , 'What was your minors cauiug i may I ask?" "Ho was a lawyer saia iiopjwr, Never Can Sutlify Them. "The Itloa ot iiinn holding one office enturlnir unon the cuiinmlgn for another one I" exclaimed the politi cian. "Its' outrageous. He can't help using hi ollluial position to ad vance his own intorosts." 'But tliu mau in question has just resign)." 'What! Resigned I Well, that's a dtwpicalile trick to gain ptthlio favor I I didn't think he would do suuli a thing." Chicago Post, His Admission. "I wonder what is the matter with my Head" romarKon dunes as iib rubbed a bruised spot on the top of his cranium. "Oh, nothing unusual, I guess" re joined the other half of the family, "Merely a soft spot. No doubt you are right, my dear," answertxlJoncs. My friends all suid I had a one when I married you." Chicago News. RtMon for It "Hut the gown doesn't fit," insisted the patron. " that" replied the modiste calmly, "is because you are not made right." Chicago Post. Lett a Friend. Fond Parent Isn't he a fine little chap? Prize Idiot Kuiiimy little shrimp, I cull it. How long have you had it? Punch. i nnllw.T.,Win,,ttt,,ll,,,iWt,tj , The debilitating drains and discharges whU:h weaken so many women are caused by Ca tarrn of the distinctly feminine organ. The sufferer may call her trouble Leuchorrhuea, or Weak ness,or Female Disease 0, some othsr name, but the real trouble is catarrh of the fBmai, organs and nothing the. Pe-ru-na radically and perms neutly cures this and alt othei form of tdtarrh. Itisapositlve spetillo for tortmla troubles caused by catarrh of the delicate llulttg of the orguns peculiar to women. It always cure if ued ncnismntly. It L womot .ml certain. Summer Reaolutlon III tCcoloy Guro our relief nam lienor, opium and ihun Sent to pertteulan u habit festtf latiltuti, 0 William, lrtlul, Oruii. No Staihor Engagement. one l or proposal ol niarrnice was quite unexpected. lie Mo much the bettor. She Why, pray? He Because it is the unaxmicted I mat usually Happens. Chicago Jfcwi. St. Jacobs Oil beau all records and always will. Cures Rheumatism Sprains Weakness of the limbs and all Aches and Paint. Acts like magic Conquers Pain I. FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES. THE STAR Or STARS 3 ji' vmo II atu- Ha bail twiarlnt: In turn-tahlo. Turtle fteeljr to ill wind. Hall heariiiKS Ihrtut 1st wheel, ttmirln. IlKtilMI ruiiTiln aiialltte. sntl reervlna grvaM'il amount nf jhower lur Mititulti, iialvauUeit aiter making. I'ul ifiiher wun ratrauizi bona, iuiiri.imiti no ri tan run r sal U "4 rattle Welitbl resiilatur; twrlvrt rifiilatlnn. So snrtuit to irniKx) with ever eliann of tennieraiure, anil (row weaker wilh Repair always on han.t. ! ),. things are worlh innnev to sou, Theu wh; not but a TK t k wlfKajflsnn .. j9vVsjV'' ria-eVl W-- - ' MITCHELL, LEWIS A STAVEtt POHTUUIO, OMOOK. CO. riest poMitile r hi,!),), r mmnil. lleupr. pftftiim, tWM Sul-a. I.!lit.t4i rtiutiiiiSv ttVMiie rrt' iVrre.v. SKI SUM, !. f i HTAVs.lt (iu lt ljtui ,., i'ltnisnii.nr JONS POOLE, Portland. Orejon, feeaef HerXsoa Sirast, Can give you the best baralnt In Hilguies. Hlosrs. holier and Kiuiiiss, W'tn troill and I'nmni an I (Seitaral Machinery. See u twore baying Excusable. First Sheen Out the young folks are so giddy and thought less! Thev don't consider the future! Second Sheep Oh, well, my dear. you can't expect a young lamb to spend all his time thinking of ruuot mutton ! Puck. BSOTFOPiTII DOlJiiLG Qnellins; a Panic The New York Mall aud Express tells how a woman's self-control and good sense averted serious disaster. A street car caught Are In the tunnel above Thirty-fourth street. The car was crowded. A puff ef smoke came up from somewhere about the wheels at the forward end, and three women In tbe second seat leaped In horror to their feet A man rose and called to the conductor In a sharp tone: "Cau't you see your car Is on Brer" A girl with a big bundle In the second seat tried to fling herself off the car against the stone wall. The conductor began calling: ; "Keep your seats! Don't be alarmed Too can't get out until you get to Thir ty-fourth street!" Then a lady in tbe front seat turned and put her band on that of tbe girl with the bundle, who was quivering ana tremoiing in every nerve and mus cle. .. "We are safe! Tbe conductor would not take us on If there was anything else to do," she said, la a clear, gentle voice of authority, smiling Into the girl's dascd eyes. "We are safe!" Tbe girl calmed down like a baby at its mother's touch; the other passen gers harkened to the conductor's com mand to sit down, and obeyed like chil dren.. When tbe car got out of the tunnel and was vacated, the lady disappeared in the direction of Fifth avenue. Bhe had undoubtedly quelled a panic and saved lire. , S3.CD TO S5.C3 PER DAY v Is.llj mid lor the next M dajrs, el!ini an attractlr Una of Holldar Goods, rot full par ticulars sano nam nd address to AI.HKRT DKHPRKS, Star Bl.ig., Chlcajo, Ilia TO CtUUI A COLD IMT OMR 01 Tak LazatiT promo Quinine Tablets. AU . lirave's signature a on each ho. jUe. SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. 300 Mis MM Yfifirlf San Francisco Business College mtiti ., nan PraaeUeo, Car. FULL COURSE, $60.00. Writ for Catalogue, IrniglsU nlund the moner if it falls Incurs. n.wrv literary Not from the Ctntury Co, The coming season of the Century Magsxine will be "A Yar of Atunrt- can Humor." Contributions have already been engaged from the best known American writers of humorous stories and sketches. There will 1m during the year a number of contri butions from new humorous writers, and articles reminiscent of those of the past. - A Poser for Him. He I have alwavs said that. T would not niorrv a eirl who was tupid. oho Hut how are von e-oinir knowf Town and Country. to tr yen fcTe' mnt)is IwwiHbr urr4ii)i f 4 bowi vfory tJof. jt,m if Atiiii ot wth tm, ( if sViwwra h!R. kittl txi wen. liea, m uititts.Mrfl t MtAril ii.il ur ittl t.flmsrMi. I duttitiu. Ti ItsXXMetllUit VesAltml, tMM IMjrftWt WaU Wf IKlilf Ufe9 m tut mtmt mtuX turn 14 (w . CANDY CATHARTIC -w -awr w vaaos feaaaa aseisninsD tnaeaant. PaUutiia, l-oicnt. TajrieOnyl IloOeea BeY.T niiin w en n, or urine, w, Slla Willi f..r free H-nv), au4 kiMun Bult. allrwa KEEP YOUH BLOOD CLEAH Kevivalist Is it nossihla dance? LvmS i,.,k All tl ,,r l,i.S lxun Bjmp. TaatestiiKxl In time. Sold y druevHt. II Canoellna; Poataxe Htamp. iiie metnoa or cancelling postage stamps in vogue throughout the world was Instituted by the French Govern ment In 1830, but was not adopted bv this country until comparatively recent years. Washington Times. Infection of Lumber I'tle. Experienced lumbermen say that In tbe process of seasoning wood should be occasionally replied and decayed or defective pieces removed, lest they In feet tbe others. Sh Felt Wicked. that you Pair Sinner Oh. ves. nft.nn Now, tell me, honestly and fairly, don't you think the tendecy of danc ing is toward sm7" 1 must confess that wlill ,!..,.:., I have very wicked thoughts. " "Aha I I feared tnat you nave wicked thoughts?" When my partner sten nn m toes." New York Weekly f ' willing, to Chancs It. He was obviously anxious, and ahe eemea almost willing. iBiiau reier you to papa," said ne, witn a becoming blush "before giving you a final answer. " "But I am porfctly willing to take you without any references, "suit! he magnanimously. Xndianspolis Ncivs. Holit by fill Own Petard. Billor (to Stark.with a nnramriii in f. ori neiioi jnal your babv? -""""v'j"" w ue smart, i mo. Its I one i Dorrowcd Irom a ne ia ,nr nnior Ho7 it' a )mir,i 1- . .. .. - .-"...wj I orut-e, isn t it7 Boston Transcript. A Natural Query. J"'1" " Mamma (who is ernpetino, tl, ,; nuie, we win nave a very nice old gentleman to ta (hi ing, and you must be very good while Mm a uere. tiriii!- ... . it uue wnv. ia he H.n( rl. .. m.!i . t.i. . . -r v,""' xuiiaueipnis i'ress. Hl Prclerence. , "Would you rather have something else than a piece of pio?" naked t.h i. : j i t m . . . t -- -..w ainu neignoor oi little Freddie, who I uu run an erranu lor hor. "Yes, ma'am." iiiii pr,i.i; it Mi-m . . H4UJ, prompnyi -i wu'd ruf.hne !...' iJiCTjcn, vinio otate Journal. Much Tee Rude for Society, It's no use," sighed the nor nark- era' fair (laughter, "trying to go into society when pa insists mi calling a golf clubu shinny stick !" Judge. m2t 9, m, n. a. 4o-iei. AXcgefabte Preparalion ror As similating fhcroodanflRefiula ting the Stuioociis art! Bowels of bill Promotes Dcslionhecrrur- ness anti Hestcontalns nclllicp Opium.Morpliine nor Mineral Not Narcotic. rW- Arterfcrl RVmarltr Pnr..i. Jon. Sour Stonuich.DiarrruU Worms Convulsions ,Ke wrish neaa and Loss or Sleep. Fac Simile Signature or NEW YORK. For Infanta and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought ... . m Bears the Signatoo II. i v In Use For Over rhirty Years j , TM eSNTSU IMNn, NSW '