7
ruptions
Pry, moist, scaly tetter, all forma
of eczema or Bait rheum, pimples
and other cutaneous eruptions pro.
coed from humors, either inher
ited, or acquired through defective
digestion and assimilation.
To treat these eruptions with
drying medicines ia dangerous.
The thing to do is to help the
system discharge the humors, and
strengthen it against their return.
' Rood' Sarssparlll permanently cvmA J,
0. Ilinea, Frank. 111., of eesema, from Which
fa bed suffered for lorn Um: and Mis
Alrina Wolter, Box 112, Alg-ona, Win., of plni
pies oo br fac and back and chafed skin on
her body, by which, aha had bn greatly
troubled. Then are mora testimonial in
faror of thl great medicine tfaao ean be
published.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Promises to cure and keeps the
promise. Don't put off treatment.
Buy a bottle of Hood's today.
Th Bin Would Orow.
"I've bi ought you little brother,"
said the doctor.
"No" said the imnossible child t
the stork brought mv little brother.
"Well I'm the stork" said the doc
tor.
"But whore Is your billf" said the
impoNsiblo child. ,
Itis claimed bv those who should
know that an impossible child
never wittier than unon the occasion
of somebody being born into the
family,
Her Prtdicament.
Mamie I think Mr. Crnstlaiirn la
just too mean lor anytning.
j;anny uue . . no married your
mamma.
Mamie I know he did. I iiltod
him for Harold, then he married
mamma, and now he won't let me
marry Harold. Baltimore American.
; ; . A Woman' Reason.
"How did you happen to insure in
that particular company?"
"I consulted the wishes of my
. wife." :, '
"Of course; that's very praisworthy.
But does she know anything about
life insurance companies?"
"Yes. She investigated and found
that tins one always issues the pret
tiest calendars." Tit-Bits.
Misgivings.
"That was a very lucid document
you prepared, said the friend.
"Yes," answered the statesman dubi
ously. - maue u so mem mat I am
afraid the public will fall to regard it
as able and profound." Washington
star.'
This (ifsstur I on every box of th tennis
Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablet
b remedy that mure) a atM la esaw stay
Thrt a Day.
Tourist In Ireland (to rural noatmanl
How many mails have you here in
the day?
"Three breakfast, dinner and tay."
London Fun.
Had of th Boer War.
nie noer war wmcn naa been raging
for th nasi two mm will sruin h wAa
acrontin to the latest advice. New i
peace will b hailed with ov by all. War
is a terrible thing ami ha slain many peo
ple, but we believe stomach troubles' have
slum even more. W hen the stumarh ia
out of order and yon suffer from dvapep
sia, indigestion, flatulency, sick headache
or constipation, we would urge vou to trv
rtostetters stomach Hitters. It will cure
you.
DKAFMCSS CANNOT BI CUBED
By local application, a they rannot reach the
diseased portion ol tbe ear. There Is only one
way to euro deafness, and that is by eonstitu
tlonal remedies. Deafness 1 reused by an in
flamed condition of the mucous lining of tbe
Eustachian Tobe. When this tub gets in
flamed you have a rambling sound or imper
fect hearlner. and when it la entirelr lnMut
deafness ia the result, and unless the inflamma
tion can be taken out and this tube restored to
its Borinu roouition. Dearm- wui Deaestroyed
Tircsom.
"I'm so tired" she sighed to the
woman next door.
"What have you been doing?"
"I've been the last four hours at
the photographer's having an instan
taneous picture of the baby taken. "
StnttmthmComfittmnd
lawaaafil7wj
tXtive Bromoluinine TiHl.t. - u
nn.d.. . T Mi-Si; vm
- .uw, w rnn jo cents,
A Strong Man.
"What a very heavy voice he has!"
"Yes; but he is able to lift it in
hia own ; defeuse. "Philadelphia
Evening Buletin.
A SUCCESSFUL UAH
How He Obtained His Present Envt
. able Position.
"Honesty, aggressiveness and health
are the requisites for success. "
These are the words of John H
Kilcy, of Caxenovia, N. Y who has
attained the main thinir that all men
desire. "The first two Qualities I
mention are necessary." he contin
ued,' a man or woman wants to rise
in life, but they are of little use if tha
third is not in vour nosseasion. "
In response to questions he said :
"About two years see I was taken
down with inilammatorv rheumatism
and was Hat on my baok, racked with
pain and as helpless as a child for
fourteeu weeks. During those weeks
suffered as onlv thev who hava
inflammatory rheumatism ean suf
fer." .
"Didn't vou have anv medical at.
tendance?'... queried the reoorter.
"Yes. I had the best that could be
procured, but the doctors did not help
COOD
Stat
fjCSZ
an fJacf
forerer; nine cases out ot tea are caused b;
caiarrn, wmcn is notmng one
condition of the mucous surfaces.
Wo will rive One Hundred Dollars for anv
ease ol Deafness (caused by catarrh; that can
not be cured by Ball's Catarrh Core. Send for
circulars, tree.
, J. CHENIT at C0 Toledo. O.
i'a Family ftlla are tbe beat.
Hail'l
Sad Affair.
"I hear they give Hank a cross ex
amination in that trial up town."
"Yes, and I can't see why they
needed to be cross about it. Hank 's
the best natured cuss I ever see."
Chicago News. . .
The Beat Prescription ror Malaria
Chills and Pever is a bottle of Grose's Tasteleet
Chill Tonic It is simply iron and quinine in
k taste! form. Ko Cure. No Pay. Price 60c
Very True
How do people enjoy trolley
in such crowded cars?"
Oh, everybody is buoyed up by the
expectation that everybody else will
get off at the next corner. ''Chicago
Jiecoru-lierala.
Take Nature's rimed jr. Garfield Tes! Inex
pensive end effective. 15 pints or 30 doses for
foe. It is composed f medicinal HERBS, not
Hi i uc nt potions.
'ic neartsche,
Good for all.
It cures Cflnfttinjktlnn n .1
kidney and liver disease.
It Was Possible.
Clara You haven't seen my en
gagement ring yet, have you?
Made I don't know. Who is the
man? Town and Country.
rOO KNOW WHiFtdUABis TAKING
When Ton take Grove's Tasteless Chili Tonic
because tbe form m1o(.t,i.,i.i.j"
bottle .howlni? that it U simnly Iron and Qnf
tuna in a tasteless form. No Cure. N tar. sri.
"But how did you become cured?"
"Before I was taken sick I had seen
advertisements of Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills for Pale People which stated that
they were good for rheumatism. I was
willing to try anything for relief so I
got some and was benefited almost im
mediately. I had taken but six boxes
when I was able to return tomv work.
but I continued taking them until
nine boxes were used up. I was entire
ly cured and have had no return of the
rou ble since. I consider Dr. Wi Hi
Pink Pills for Pale People a wonderful
remedy, and I have recommended
them to a great manv neonle.
Rheumatism has been cured in
hundreds of other instances bv Dr.
Williams' Pink Pills for Pale Peonle.
They area specific not only for that
isease but for all ailments arisintr
from a disordered condition of th
blood or shattered nerves, such as
locomotor ataxia, partial paralysis,
St. Vitus dance, sciatica, neuraleia.
nervous headache, the after effects of
tne grip, palpitation of the heart,
pale and sallow complexions and all
forms of weakness either in male or
female.
Dr. W illiams' Pink Pills for Pale
People are sold in boxes at 50 cents a
box, or six boxes for 12.50, and may
be had of all druggists, or direct by
man iromur. "imams Medicine to.,
oenenec tatty, . i ,
la the Future
First Billionaire's" Son What did
yon get for yor birthday?
. J T. ! 1 ! .
oeuuuu uuuonaire s eon l got a
railroad.
"That's nothing. I got a whole
system." Life.
Let's go
rides
Diplomacy.
First Boy It's 6 o'clock
home.
Second Boy Nit! If we iro hnmn
now we'll get licked for Btayin so
late. If we stav till 8 we'll vis
hugged and kissed for nnt hein'
drowned. Puck.
So Nice to Eat, So Mild. So Effective.
To take medicine is a pleasure, when the
medicine ia Cascarets Candy Cathartic, the
only modern laxative fit to be used. All drug
s' 1 It, luc, 26c, otic.
Well Up in Art
"I hear be is well up in art."
"Yes. His studio is on. the top
floor, and bis paintings are always
skied." Judge.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Booth,
ing Syrup the best remedy to use tor their
CM!" rea during the teething period.
Her Reason. -
"Did you ever try any of these
health foods?" the sympathetic
inemi as Ken oi tlie dyspeptic lady.
ies,"she replied, "and I'm not
going to eat any more of them."
"Why not?"
"Because thev snoil mv annetir "
, , ... . .
iieveiana riamtiealcr.
Piso's Cure for Oonsnmnt.inn ! an i,.r..T
lible medicine for cough and colds N
W. Sahckl. Ocean Grove. N. J R'oh iV
Muscles.
Human beings have six muscles to
each eye, that they may move it on
BROOKLYN. N. Y., Sept. W.-Information
has been received regarding: the wonderful
ders; people everywhere are using them and , eiiner Side, . but norses, COWS, sheep.
obtaVned. mBauu""m 01 me a r" . and other quadrupeds, which habit
ually incline tneir Deads to the
South America.
Competent authorities assert that
ground in search of food, have a mus-
1 1 1 ! 1. . I - ...
ib uy wuicn tneir eyelids are sus-
S.I , t . . ....
South America has greater undevel- f . ana , PP0" which we
oped resources than anv other nortinn
of the world. Any crop- grown else- f
where can be duplicated there, and
the country abounds in mines of coal,
silver and gold, most of which has
been only slighiy develped.
If With That Tongue He Cannot Win.
Mrs. Dawn You hateful thing.
You told Millie Meadows you only
wished you were single again.
Mr. Dawn (with happy inspiration)
Of course I did,. It was only that
I might experience once again the joy
x ieii wnen you accepted me, darling.
jura, uawn
you couldn't
Patent Procured
Prompt, Efficient and Satisfactory Service.
Huiuij i iee not paynoie tin patent (ranted,
i!3 ." whitman Co, 3s-l Warder
au., " MUlllglOU, V.
A Willing Youth.
"You say that you don 't care for the
salary so long as you can get a chance
to worKT said the billionaire.
That s the idea," answered the
youth with the sharp nose and chin.
;"I am willing to start right in at a
big reduction and take one of those
f io,WO positions you say are so hard
You dear boy! I knew to fill at half the money." Washine
be so cruel. Tit-Bits. ton Star.
I 1 n . j ,j "in ll litis
THE MOST DESTRUOTIVE OF
ALL HUMAN DISEASES.
The poison ejected from the fangs of the rattle
snake is not more surely fatal than the virus of
Contagious Blood Poison, which pollutes and vitiate
tne blood, destroys the tissues and bones and eats like
a canker ore into the fleet
J.hm, bJie1dlsease1 appears first in the form of a little sore or blister : soon
wi swell, punples break out on tie body, the mouthed tmS
become sore, making it painfufto eat or swallow ; dreadful ulcers appear -on thl
foT.L' Clored plotcne nd th" characteristic sigTsf TCd Ton
JXrf pfgresse' nd tef destructive virus take, deeper holduptts
tSo?"m ne" B? f r"lr rnleed over the character of thSblood
fZJtf?? 'uy A T to ?ke mercury and potash alternately for three years.
Zl "h 01 BO humaa heing can stand tiis treatment long ; braideTtieTdo
not cure the disease permanently, as thousands who have tried it know 7
WEIXnrGTOH, HAS., Sept., 1S00. f S. S. S. is the only
uatiuitccu purely vege
table blood purifier, and
the only antidote for
this particular virus;
it purifies the hliwl
builds no the constitu
tion. The appetite im
proves almost from the
first dose, the sores soon
show siens of healinc
and the unsitrhtlv. dirts'
splotches and eruptions
grow paler and paler,
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Genuine
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
Must Bear Signature) of
B Pac-Siasile Wrapper Bales.
(CARTER'S
Tory email aa4 a mmf
tttakeaas
ni IEABAC8&
FBI DIZZINESS
roi IIUODSIESS
FOITOErlSUVEB. .
nt C0HSTIPATI01.
FBI SAUBWSUI.
FBI THECBMPtiXIQI
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
I contracted Blood Poiaon two ... mi. .i
"i," f"""8"1 try , medicine widely adrerl
trntUfully say that I waa worse when thstnita.
;rm;Tr "r..w?i jpi..
-.olorid aplic-h tT:'inZ
Fyi?' thr?f f so sor. I oould arlaTlow
"r mouva ana zongurn were seldom, ftu
jUcer. J tonsil, were awollon, and my -hS, T
ionra rUyr ?W" "'"JoondmLwh.lrben
yoar . 8. 8. I hare used twontv-twa hoful-ZZ
heaUd.audmrappeUtaa-ooZ JArb Ja Zr?7 hM
S. S. S a nnt . . . . ' ana nnauy aisappear.
for this dreadful diaeaae It has broUhT.i1 LnM be known and used
this land ; it will cTre you a, it haserT ftL? f l vsand, .11 over
treatment and write our physicians atout vur rtt uf boom hom
let us : we make no chLZ foTadvie nTfJ?6 wiU helP. ?oa , yotl
.tnctestconndeno, ST
No Defend Payments,
'Is your daughter learning' to nlav
by note?"
Certainly not," answered Mrs.
Comrox, a little indignantly. "We
pay cash for every lesson. The idea!"
Washington Star.
FITS '""""r c!""a- . MTnamm
llw after lint tiMnf rir u
Ksstorw. Seud I for PREKS J.OOtrul bottlssod traO
Is. Ps.&n.auaa.l.S3iAnAsj?huadrilia,Jra,
The Habit
Tess Oh.she'a the eirl who used to
go arond in the riding habit all the
time.
Jess Yes; but she's trot the auto
moune naint now.
Tess That so? What is itT
Jess Running over people every
chance she gets. Philadelphia Press.
The Flihermsn' Cirnbl With Death.
In bad weather, the fisherman'
ife sa;d, when the boats were out.
he could never stay in the house be-
cause of the clock. As it ticked she
heard nothing but "Wife, widow j
wife, widow," over and over again.
And, she said, 'tis but the swing
of the bob which name should be
the true one. Cynthia in the West,
Reason Enough.
The teacher at the kindergarten has
a great aeal ot trouble with Mabel,
who is 4 years old. The other dv
she had occasion to ask: "Mabel,
why did you strike Freddy 1 "
" 'Tause he's littler dan me," re
plied Mabel. Pittsburg Chronicle
Telegraph. Not Friends.
Kind Lady Poor Fellow, have you
got no friend?
Hap Hazzard No, mum: I hain't
got noDoay but relatives. Tit-Bits.
' Ex-Speaker Rctd was In the Supreme
Uourt at Washington, I). C recently,
when the justices wore slew In asseuv
Ming. Mr. Keed waited with au ele
phantine patience. Presently a friend
of his leaned over to htm ami whisper
ed: "Mr. Suenkor, can't you count a
quorum V A look of grave reproach
overspread tbe retired statesman's face.
"air," sam he, lu a tone of dignity, "you
forget that when I counted a uuoruui,
there always was a quorum."
Senator Bailey, of Texas, has a face
like a cherub. It Is round and soft and
full ot color. One day, In the corridor
or the Senate, he was approached by a
giggling young woman, who asked, rap
turously: "Oh, Senator, where In the
world did you get your pretty pink com
plexlonl" Bailey was embarrassed
only for an Instant. Looking her
straight In the eye and tupping her
lightly on her slightly rouged chefk, he
very gravely asked: "Where In the
city did you get yours?"
Edward FltzGerald, who wrote the
quatrains from Omar which have come
Into such great popularity under the
j Persian name of "ltubaiyat,"and there
! by excited a curiosity sufficiently great
to nave his other translatious and adap
tations given to the world, was witty
and when In society loft his mark. It Is
told of him that being once thrown in
company with a notorious tuft-hunter,
whose only conversation concerned his
personal experiences with the nobility.
FttaGerald waited for a time, then rose
to go, saying with ao attitude and ac
cent of profound dejection: "I kuew
a lord once, but be is dead."
Mr. Sim, the major-domo of Stafford
House, the residence of the Duke ef
Sutherland, is distinguished among the
most distinguished major-domos, tnal
tres d'hotel, and butlers of the highest
circles. It is said that tbe King's own
servants look up to him as the leader
of their profession. The seal Is set
upon his aristocratic fame by a remark
which Is attributed to him. They say
tnst be once went to see Beerbohtu
Tree play "Hamlet." Asked afterward
what be thought of It, he Is reported
loftily to have remarked: "Well, it s
extraordinary the various ways the
lower orders have of getting their livings."
Herbert Spencer, the great English
sociologist and philosopher. Is very fond
of a game of billiards, and tbe other
day at tbe Reform Club In London be
met an acquaintance whom he Invited
to play with him. The young member
accepted, and Spencer said, joyfully,
as he chalked his cue: "Young man,
good billiard-playing is the proof of a
well-balanced mind." "1 believe It Is."
replied the young man. They played
and the great writer was beaten fear
fully. He bad only scored tliirty-elgbt
when his young antagonist finished bis
one hundred. Herbert Spencer put the
cue awsy In disgust. "Young man," be
said, "such fine billiard-playing as
yours Is the proof of an Ill-spout
youth."
As a youngster. Admiral George
Dewey was completely carried away by
tales of valor on bloody fields, and by
stories of great campaigns won by fa
mous commanders. Once bis father
read to him the story of Hannibal
crossing the Alps. Tbe recital made a
great impression on the boy. it was
In the dead of winter, and on the fol
lowing day he told the story to his little
sister Mary, and asked her to be his
army, proposing to cross tbe , only
"Alps" In the neighborhood, a large bill
which flanked Slontpeller to the north
sue reauuy consented, and young
George and his army set out on their
undertaking. It was keen and cold,
the snow lying deep on the ground.
and piled Into huge drifts in ravines
and along fences. With wooden sword
In band. George conducted his army to
the crest of tbe "Alps," from which he
looked down on thst part of "Italy" en
compassed by Washington County. Tbe
"army" froze tbe tip of Its nose and one
ear, while Hannibal bad two of his toes
frost-bitten. A farmer took the expe
dition Into bis bob-sled, and carried it
back to Montpeller.
Avoid Nor vou Protitttom
If you are dangeroualy sick what la
ilio first duty ot our physlulan ? Uo
quiets the nervous system, he deadens
the pain, and you sleep well,
You ought to know that when you
eased to be regular In your courses,
stow irritable without cause, and
pass sleepless nights, there is serious
a wit
and the on-
said
IF: '
. ,'1
for)
Mm, Hsstijiv.
trouble somewhere, and nervous pros
tration is sure to follow.
You ouirht to know that Indiffestlon.
exhaustion, womb displacements,
fainting, dixxinesa, headache, and
backache send the nerves wild with
affright, and you cannot sleep.
Mrs. II art ley, of SSI W. lonsreaa St..
Chicago, 111., whose portrait we pub
lish, Buffered all thene agonies, and
was entirely eured bv Lvdia E. Pink-
haul's Vegetable Compound ; her case
should be. a warning to others, and
her cure carry conviction to the mind
of every suffering woman of the un
failing efficiency of I.ydm hi. I'lnkbams
vegetable compound.
Crushing a lawytr.
lis Wolfe Homier was onoe
nous In a suit fov slander
posing council in the courtroom
"You aw an actor I believe?"
"Yes" replied Hopper.
"I nut that a low ciiltlngf"
"I don't know, but it is so much
! butter than my fathers' that i am
rittlinr limitd of it. "
r- ------ . ., ,
'What was your minors cauiug
i may I ask?"
"Ho was a lawyer saia iiopjwr,
Never Can Sutlify Them.
"The Itloa ot iiinn holding one
office enturlnir unon the cuiinmlgn for
another one I" exclaimed the politi
cian. "Its' outrageous. He can't
help using hi ollluial position to ad
vance his own intorosts."
'But tliu mau in question has just
resign)."
'What! Resigned I Well, that's a
dtwpicalile trick to gain ptthlio favor I
I didn't think he would do suuli a
thing." Chicago Post,
His Admission.
"I wonder what is the matter with
my Head" romarKon dunes as iib
rubbed a bruised spot on the top of his
cranium.
"Oh, nothing unusual, I guess" re
joined the other half of the family,
"Merely a soft spot.
No doubt you are right, my dear,"
answertxlJoncs. My friends all suid
I had a one when I married you."
Chicago News.
RtMon for It
"Hut the gown doesn't fit," insisted
the patron.
" that" replied the modiste calmly,
"is because you are not made right."
Chicago Post.
Lett a Friend.
Fond Parent Isn't he a fine little
chap?
Prize Idiot Kuiiimy little shrimp,
I cull it. How long have you had it?
Punch.
i nnllw.T.,Win,,ttt,,ll,,,iWt,tj ,
The debilitating drains and
discharges whU:h weaken so
many women are caused by Ca
tarrn of the distinctly feminine
organ. The sufferer may call
her trouble Leuchorrhuea, or
Weak ness,or Female Disease 0,
some othsr name, but the real
trouble is catarrh of the fBmai,
organs and nothing the.
Pe-ru-na radically and perms
neutly cures this and alt othei
form of tdtarrh. Itisapositlve
spetillo for tortmla troubles
caused by catarrh of the delicate
llulttg of the orguns peculiar to
women. It always cure if ued
ncnismntly. It L womot .ml
certain.
Summer Reaolutlon
III tCcoloy Guro
our relief nam lienor, opium and ihun
Sent to pertteulan u
habit
festtf latiltuti,
0 William,
lrtlul, Oruii.
No Staihor Engagement.
one l or proposal ol niarrnice was
quite unexpected.
lie Mo much the bettor.
She Why, pray?
He Because it is the unaxmicted I
mat usually Happens. Chicago Jfcwi.
St.
Jacobs Oil
beau all records and always will.
Cures
Rheumatism
Sprains
Weakness of
the limbs
and all
Aches and
Paint.
Acts like
magic
Conquers
Pain
I.
FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES.
THE STAR Or STARS
3 ji' vmo
II atu-
Ha bail twiarlnt: In turn-tahlo.
Turtle fteeljr to ill wind.
Hall heariiiKS Ihrtut 1st wheel, ttmirln.
IlKtilMI ruiiTiln aiialltte. sntl reervlna
grvaM'il amount nf jhower lur Mititulti,
iialvauUeit aiter making. I'ul ifiiher
wun ratrauizi bona, iuiiri.imiti no
ri tan run r sal U "4 rattle
Welitbl resiilatur; twrlvrt rifiilatlnn. So
snrtuit to irniKx) with ever eliann
of tennieraiure, anil (row weaker wilh
Repair always on han.t.
! ),. things are worlh innnev to sou,
Theu wh; not but a TK t
k wlfKajflsnn .. j9vVsjV'' ria-eVl
W-- - '
MITCHELL, LEWIS
A STAVEtt
POHTUUIO, OMOOK.
CO.
riest poMitile r hi,!),), r mmnil. lleupr.
pftftiim, tWM Sul-a. I.!lit.t4i rtiutiiiiSv ttVMiie
rrt' iVrre.v. SKI SUM, !. f i
HTAVs.lt (iu lt ljtui ,., i'ltnisnii.nr
JONS POOLE, Portland. Orejon,
feeaef HerXsoa Sirast,
Can give you the best baralnt In
Hilguies. Hlosrs. holier and Kiuiiiss,
W'tn troill and I'nmni an I (Seitaral
Machinery. See u twore baying
Excusable.
First Sheen Out the young folks
are so giddy and thought less! Thev
don't consider the future!
Second Sheep Oh, well, my dear.
you can't expect a young lamb to
spend all his time thinking of ruuot
mutton ! Puck.
BSOTFOPiTII
DOlJiiLG
Qnellins; a Panic
The New York Mall aud Express tells
how a woman's self-control and good
sense averted serious disaster.
A street car caught Are In the tunnel
above Thirty-fourth street. The car
was crowded. A puff ef smoke came
up from somewhere about the wheels
at the forward end, and three women
In tbe second seat leaped In horror to
their feet A man rose and called to
the conductor In a sharp tone:
"Cau't you see your car Is on Brer"
A girl with a big bundle In the second
seat tried to fling herself off the car
against the stone wall. The conductor
began calling: ;
"Keep your seats! Don't be alarmed
Too can't get out until you get to Thir
ty-fourth street!"
Then a lady in tbe front seat turned
and put her band on that of tbe girl
with the bundle, who was quivering
ana tremoiing in every nerve and mus
cle. ..
"We are safe! Tbe conductor would
not take us on If there was anything
else to do," she said, la a clear, gentle
voice of authority, smiling Into the
girl's dascd eyes. "We are safe!"
Tbe girl calmed down like a baby at
its mother's touch; the other passen
gers harkened to the conductor's com
mand to sit down, and obeyed like chil
dren..
When tbe car got out of the tunnel
and was vacated, the lady disappeared
in the direction of Fifth avenue. Bhe
had undoubtedly quelled a panic and
saved lire. ,
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literary Not from the Ctntury Co,
The coming season of the Century
Magsxine will be "A Yar of Atunrt-
can Humor." Contributions have
already been engaged from the best
known American writers of humorous
stories and sketches. There will 1m
during the year a number of contri
butions from new humorous writers,
and articles reminiscent of those of
the past. -
A Poser for Him.
He I have alwavs said that. T
would not niorrv a eirl who was
tupid.
oho Hut how are von e-oinir
knowf Town and Country.
to
tr yen fcTe' mnt)is IwwiHbr urr4ii)i f 4
bowi vfory tJof. jt,m if Atiiii ot wth tm, ( if
sViwwra h!R. kittl txi wen. liea, m uititts.Mrfl
t MtAril ii.il ur ittl t.flmsrMi. I duttitiu. Ti
ItsXXMetllUit VesAltml, tMM IMjrftWt WaU Wf IKlilf Ufe9
m tut mtmt mtuX turn 14 (w .
CANDY
CATHARTIC
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vaaos feaaaa aseisninsD
tnaeaant. PaUutiia, l-oicnt. TajrieOnyl IloOeea
BeY.T niiin w en n, or urine, w, Slla Willi
f..r free H-nv), au4 kiMun Bult. allrwa
KEEP YOUH BLOOD CLEAH
Kevivalist Is it nossihla
dance?
LvmS i,.,k All tl ,,r l,i.S
lxun Bjmp. TaatestiiKxl
In time. Sold y druevHt.
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Canoellna; Poataxe Htamp.
iiie metnoa or cancelling postage
stamps in vogue throughout the world
was Instituted by the French Govern
ment In 1830, but was not adopted bv
this country until comparatively recent
years. Washington Times.
Infection of Lumber I'tle.
Experienced lumbermen say that In
tbe process of seasoning wood should
be occasionally replied and decayed or
defective pieces removed, lest they In
feet tbe others.
Sh Felt Wicked.
that you
Pair Sinner Oh. ves. nft.nn
Now, tell me, honestly and fairly,
don't you think the tendecy of danc
ing is toward sm7"
1 must confess that wlill ,!..,.:.,
I have very wicked thoughts. "
"Aha I I feared
tnat you nave wicked thoughts?"
When my partner sten nn m
toes." New York Weekly
f '
willing, to Chancs It.
He was obviously anxious, and ahe
eemea almost willing.
iBiiau reier you to papa," said
ne, witn a becoming blush "before
giving you a final answer. "
"But I am porfctly willing to take
you without any references, "suit! he
magnanimously. Xndianspolis Ncivs.
Holit by fill Own Petard.
Billor (to Stark.with a nnramriii in f.
ori neiioi jnal your babv?
-""""v'j"" w ue smart, i mo. Its I
one i Dorrowcd Irom a ne ia ,nr
nnior Ho7 it' a )mir,i
1- . .. .. - .-"...wj I
orut-e, isn t it7 Boston Transcript.
A Natural Query. J"'1" "
Mamma (who is ernpetino, tl,
,; nuie, we win nave a very
nice old gentleman to ta (hi
ing, and you must be very good while
Mm a uere.
tiriii!- ... .
it uue wnv. ia he H.n( rl. ..
m.!i . t.i. . . -r v,""'
xuiiaueipnis i'ress.
Hl Prclerence. ,
"Would you rather have something
else than a piece of pio?" naked t.h
i. : j i t m . . . t -- -..w
ainu neignoor oi little Freddie, who I
uu run an erranu lor hor.
"Yes, ma'am." iiiii pr,i.i;
it Mi-m . . H4UJ,
prompnyi -i wu'd ruf.hne !...'
iJiCTjcn, vinio otate Journal.
Much Tee Rude for Society,
It's no use," sighed the nor nark-
era' fair (laughter, "trying to go into
society when pa insists mi calling a
golf clubu shinny stick !" Judge.
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