The Oregon mist., August 09, 1901, Image 4

General Debility
Day In aira out thers ii tint teellnj ot
weakness that makes a burden of Itself,
Food doe not strengthen.
. SWup Joc not retresb.
It Is bard to do, hard to bear, what
should be easy, vitality Is on tb ebb, and
the whole system suffers. .
For this condition take
Hood's Sarsaparilla
It vitalise the blood, gives vigor and tone
to all Urn organs and functions, and Is
positively unequalled tor all run-down or
dehllltatea conaiuons.
Hood s 1'lLU sure eaastipalloB. osatv
ToM the Whole Story.
Mistress (to servant about to leave)
Mary, what kind of reference shall
I write for you?
Mary Oh, say I stayed with you
for six months; that 11 do. .
Inclusive.
She No, I can never marry you.
All our family is opposed to you.
He But you are not
She I said all our family.
This sifaataf ia ea every bo at tha geaatM
Laxative bromo-vuinine
a mm a mm ia
Art and Nature.
Miss Prude Yes; our choral
society is going to present a comic
opera, but I won't take part. They
expect rne to wear tights, but I could
not do that, ' '
Miss Sharpe Why not? You
might get them padded, you know.
A Fins Memory.
"Brown must have a bad memory;
he has owed me S10 for two years."
"You are mistaken; he has very
good memory; he always goes across
he street in passing your office."
Mothers will find Mrs. Winlow"t Sooth
ing 8vrup the best remedy to use lor their
children during the teething period.
No Gnat Leu.
Innkeeper (after wagonload of hunt
era has departed) Silas, did you find
room in their wagon for them six cases
of beer and the can o' whisky?
Silas Yes, got everything in er
gash all hemlick!- I (ergot to put
in their guns!
"What, ye dad-vummed oh, well
they'll never miss 'em.
The Charges.
Willie Pa, teacher told us to be
prepared tomorrow to tell what meter
the "Charge ot the Light urigaoe
is in.
Pa That's easy. Gas meter, of
course.
Shifted Iht Rupofulbtlllv.
Deacon Elderberry My dear Mrs,
Crabtree, if only halt the money spent
in millinery were devoted to the
church !
Mr. Ciabtrec Oh, my! Cut the
milliners won't reduce their prices.
1 Uawscmry.
Teacher Now, Tommy Blinkina,
if you had two apples and wanted to
give Johnny Frecklenose one, you
would toll him to take the larger one,
wouldn't you?
Tommy Naw. t
Teacher Why not?
Tommy Wouldn't have ter. He'd
take it anyway.
His FalHtr Abe Drives.
First Boy Your folks ain't as rich
as ours. My father and mother go
driving every day.
becond Boy My father drives every
day, too.
First Boy I don't believe it.' w hat
does he drive?
Second Boy Nails.
Tee Anxious,
"I see they are embalming pet dogs
now," he said.
"Oh, isn't that lovey," she ex
claimed. "That's what I'll have
donetoFido."
"Just the thing." he returned, sud
denly growing enthusiastic himself.
Uive him to me and 1 11 have it
done today."
ODD HOTELS OF JAPAN
THEY ARK VERY DIFFEREN T FROM
THOSE OF AMERICA.
8om ftarprteoa They Centals far the
Occidental Trtmlir-Xtsh Served la
Grate Rosa, bat Hatha a ad Wash'
iasr Caaveataace Are Paella,
ms hrauMth Cared. Mo flta er mi 11
fllv after Srstl'ttertf Nr. Klles'sGresl Nam
Jlesterse. Send for Pit KKS-.J. trial hnttkMrftreu
m. In.ft.tl Ku'S.U.wiArclidL.rbilttelrkM.i'
Th Sams Old Cry.
"I wonder what Eve said when she
found she had to leave the Garden of
Eden," said Mr. Grumpin's wife.
' "It was just about what all women
say when they are starting on a jour
ney. .She complained that she didn't
have a thing to wear.
Egjsactly.
"What are you doing there?" cried
the farm dog as he observed the hen
in the coal bin.
"Oh, I thought this was a good
time to lay in coal," cackled the hen.
Bawara af OtBtaaaat far Catarrh That
Coatata Maraary,
As nerenry will rarely deetroy the sense of
snaeit ua completely derange- ins wrnoie sys
Irm when entering it through l ie mucous sur
faces, fciueh ante lee should never be need ex
cept on prescriptions from reputable pavsf
elans, as thedamage they vlll do ia ten fold to
tbe good you ean possibly dartre from them.
Hail s Catarrh Cure, manufactured by V. 1.
Cheney Co, Toledo. 0.,eoniins no mercury,
and is taken internally, acting direeUy upon
the blood and mucous surfaces of the system.
Jn buying Hail's Catarrh Cure be sure tou get
, the genuine. H Is taken internally, and made
In Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney i Co. Testi-
soonlals free.
Hold by Druggists, price 75c. per bottle.
Hall's family Fills are the beat,
Secretary af Confederal Navy.
Col. James Q. Milner, who died re
cently at Milford, O., was once secre
tary of the navy lor the confederacy.
He died very poor, yet before the war
was one of the richest men in the
South.
LADIES WAMTEB
By an old reliable Arm to do Kattenberg, Embroid
ery and all kind or Fancy Work for us at home.
Steady work and good pay. steady or leisure hours.
'or Information send stamp to Partsiaa Keedle
wark Co., as Dearborn at., Chicago. 111.
Culinary.
are only two
"There
cooks."
"For instance?"
"Those that can't cook
cook and those that can
won't."
kinds of
and
cook
will
and
rorgtts Where the Place Is.
Small Harry had lost his pencil,
his mother told him he should
have ft place for everything and keep
everything in its place.
"1 do, mamma, ' replied the little
fellow, "but sometimes I forget where
the place is." .
Sight Unseen.
Bertha Fret! Hart is- going to
marry Bessie Light.
Edith ou don t meun it; For
mercy s sake, what could lie nave
seen in her?
Bertha That's what I say. Do
you know, I suspect he must have
courted her over the telephone.
A Fartana ta Ha Given Sway.
A noted nhilamlmmist has decided to
give away liis fortune 10 charities nnrf
itoubt iiiucii goon mill tie accomplished
There is another acenrr that has also
complisbeti much good, natnelv. Hostet-
ter's Stomarh Bitters, tiie medicine wit
fifty years of cum back of it. It promotes
apfietitr, insures digrMion, cures' tirsprn
sis, regulates the liver and keen the
bowels regular, also prevent belching,
heartburn or rlalulent-v. Dim't ftiil 10 try
it, but be sure and get the genuine.
They Miss No Chance.
"A woman was arrested in New
York for sleeping on the eras. "
"I didn't suppose the New York
police farmed out the grass privileges.
too.
wholesale Troubles'
"Father," said the small boy
"what is polygamy?
The old gentleman made sure that
his wife was listening before he
answered.
"Polygamy," he said, "is the name
given to the method of acquiring
trouble by wholesale.
TOO MOW WHAT YOU AM TAKISG
When tou take Grove's Taatelesa Chll! Tonic
r printeu on every
ply Iron and Qnl-
beeause the formula Is plainly printed on erei
bottle suowinr that it ia simr
una la a Usuries tonn. Ko Cure, N Pay. sOc,
' Her Silence Explained.
This is the way he wrote to her:
"Molly I have not had a line from
for three weeks. Have you thrown me
over?"
And this is the way she answered
him:
"Jhon Hain't you hearn tell that
lam on a sick bed, where I am slowly
a-dyin', an' can't write a line to save
my life, you fool you?
Cold Comfort
Nervous Passenger Captain, what
would be the result if this boat should
strike an ice berg.
Captain It would probably shiver
its timbers.
UnraUuL
"They say the Missouri ra
is an ungrateful scamp. "
HOW SOT"
"He cuts his best friends."
bug
Sick Headache Quickly Oared. -
Indication, bad stomach, eonstlnatton. sick
headache. That's the program. Next program
Cascarets Candy Cathartic, iuslant relict
Druggists, we, ZAl, 50c.
A Boy as Fencer.
A national fencing competition
has just taken place at Bologna, and
the championship was won by Signor
Ataillio Monferrito. This maitre
d'armes is only 12 years old. He
fought the most celebrated Italian
fencers and beat them all.
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P and OLD
Bad Circulation is the cauae of most of the ills that come with old C With
advancing years there is a decline of strength and vigor the machinery of the
body moves with less speed and accuracy. Because of the weak and irregular
action of the heart the blood move more slowly, become impure and lose much
of its life-sustaining properties, and muscle, tissues and nerves literally starve for
lack of nourishment A slujrsjieb. and polluted circulation fa followed by a long
train of bodily ailments. Cola feet, chilly sensations up and down the spine, poor
appetite and digestion, soreness of tie muscles, rheumatic pains, hard and fissured
skin, face sores, chronic running ulcers on the lower limbs and other part of the
body these and many other disease peculiar to old people are due to lack of
healthy blood and imperfect circulation. Restoration to health must come through
the building up and purification of the blood, thus adding strength and tone to
the vital organs and quick, healthy action to the circulation.
8. 8. 8. being strictly a vegetable blood remedy and the best tonic, nuke ft
the most valuable and efficacious of all medicine for old people. It is free from all
mineral ingredients, and mild and pleasant in it action. It cure blood disease
of every character, even those inherited or contracted in early life. As the system
gets under the influence of 8. 8. 8. there is a marked improvement in the general
health, and a richer and purer blood begin to circulate through the body the
appetite improves, and there i a softness and elasticity about the skin that you
have not noticed for years ; ore begin to heal, pain in muscle and joint grad
ually cease, and you find that it is possible to be happy and healthy even in olcf age.
' Our medical department is in charge of physicians who make a study of blood
and skin diseases. If yon would like to have their opinion and advice in your
case, write them all about it and you shall receive such information and advice a
yon want. This will cost you nothing. Other have found our medical depart
ment of great benefit to them their cure being much more rapid at the result of
acme special directions received from our physicians.
Don't be your own doctor when you can get medical advice free. Book ess
Stood and Skis Disease mailed to all who desire it.
. , TWS SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA OA
The native Inn of Japan offer sur
prises to the Occidental traveler. The
tun building ia of Japanese architec
ture, of two stories, and generally
rambling, tor a bouse which ha been
t all prosperous will have had addi
tion made from time to time to ac-
coniniodate the Increased patronage.
The front door I In the day time mere
ly a pauel with paper window, which
Is pushed aside to admit guests. Mine
boat stands smiling In the aperture,
sua lr it I winter a large brasler Is
placed In the midst of the drat apart
ment, which would correspond to the
office or exchange of one of our hotel.
The brasler contain email stick of
charcoal, and give forth little heat
Several newly arrived Japanese trav
eler will generally be sitting about It
on cushlou on the floor, chatting and
rubbing their hands over the tiny blaxe.
Before euteriug you must sit down on
the step and take your shoe off, no
matter how cold the weather, for the
"tatauU" (mat) of a Japanese lun and
the polished floor are kept a Imma
culately clean a a private house. When
the shoe are off and delivered to an
attendaut, a little amah." or maid,
lead you through the room on which
the front door open, along passages
and by several twist and turns, and
along corridors, possibly up a flight of
stair, to the room which la asalgned
to you. It Is entirely empty of any
furniture. At one side 1 a tiny data,
or wooden platform, ou which may be
a carved stand, perhaps of teak wood,
aud on It a vase with soma plum bloa
som or green bough, arranged ac
cording to the Japanese conventional
style of flower arrangement The only
other ornamentation ia the room will
consist of a "kakemono" or two, with
pictures or writing, on them. These
are the banging scroll that take the
place In Japan that our framed pic
ture do with ua.
The wall or the room are finished
In a soft green or brown, and the wood
work I left the natural color. First of
all the "amah' bring out some flat
cushion for the guest to sit on; then
she bring a "hibachl" from down
stairs, and puts In It lighted coal and
some fresh stick of charcoal. The
next thing 1 tea, and thl 1 daintily
served In little cup on bronze stands,
and with It some delicious cake of
bean paste, or else wafer which fair
ly melt in your mouth. Now, If you
hare arrived late, come the question
of supper. The meal In these Inn
are always served in your apartment
There la no such thing a general
dining-room. In thl or In a private
house.
There will be another long pause,
during which the room may be slightly
warmed by the heat from the bragier.
but when cupper la brought aud the
screen le thrust aside by the little maid
the cold comes rushing In again. The
Japanese pay no attention to cold air
and draught, even In the dead of win
ter. The maid kneel In the doorway
when she open the screen, for it would
not be considered etiquette for any one
to enter a room standing. The meal I
placed on a tiny wooden stand, often
beautifully lacquered, one stand for
each person, and all the courses are
placed on It together In beautiful little
dishes. Nothing 1 ever served with
more exquisite taste In the most luxu
rlous American hotel than In the poor
est Japanese hostelry. Just as the most
poverty-stricken Japanese often lire In
more aesthetic surroundings than msny
of our rich people.
When It becomes dark the room Is
lit by a square paper lantern on a blgb
wooden stand- By the light the Japa
nese read and sew In the evening.
though tbey are gradually Importing
and using many of our kerosene lamps.
which give a better light At bedtime
the "amah" goes to a sort of clothe
press or chest of drawers set In the
side of the wall, and produces the bed.
which Is simply a series of soft quilts
called "futons," snd which are laid on
the floor, one on top of the other. Down
coverings are placed over these, and In
between the sleeper crawls. Sheets and
pillows such a w use must be brought
by the guest who require them.
While the guest at a Japanese Inn
eat In the seclusion of their rooms, the
bath and washing arrangement are
public, and here one may encounter
any of the other guest of the bouse of
either sex while performing one' abla
tion. To say the least, this Is ex
tremely awkward, but It Is accordlna-
to Japanese custom, and the same thing
Is found in the private Japanese
bouses.
OETTINQ TO A FIRE.
TbeAaaerican Fire Depart sura ta' Solea-
did Mora and Their Tralala
F. S. Dellenbaugh writes an article
for St Nicholas on "The Quick Horse,"
devoted to the training of horse for
the American Are departments. Mr.
Dellenbaugh say: When a Are breaks
out In America, It Is necessary to reach
It at once. The telegraph was brought
Into service In sending the alarm. In
Munich ome year ago the method la
vogue was to hang out a red flag by day
and a red lantern by night from the top
of one of the Frauenklrcbe towers, on
the side In the direction of the fire; but
In America such a system would hare
resulted in the destruction of the whole
town. The telegraph I the only thing
for u.
But It Is not enougk to know Immedi
ately the exact location of a fire; It Is
Iso necessary to reach It Immediately.
The steam fire-engine was a splendid
machine, wltb steam always up and
everything In readiness for Instant de
parture, but bow to secure this Instant
departure was a question. Horses were
kept standing In tbelr stalls with the
harness on, but tbi wa not quick
enough. Each second's delay meant
loss of life of possible million of prop
erty destroyed. Bo the first swinging
harness ws Invented: a harness con
trived In such a way that, while al
ways attached to the engine or other
apparatus, It could be nude to drop In- j long and prosper."'
statttly oa the horse's back and fasten
there, This seemed le solve the ques
tion, but there remained on more step,
snd this was the training ot the quick
horse. Not only must the engine and
the ham, and the men and the bone
be ready, but the horse must be In tbe
harness at once the operation must be
as nearly Instantaneous as human In
genuity and brut Intelligence together
could contrive, Ia every fire-engine
house la the United State to-day,
therefore, we may see and admire the
"quick" horse, sleek-limbed, clear-eyed,
with sn alert, Intelligent air, standing
not far from the machine of which he Is
the moving power.
The casual visitor saunters la. Us
thinks the life of a fireman Is a quiet
and easy one, Judging from the appear
ance ot the quarters. AU Is serene. Tbe
machines are Immaculate In polished
brass and red paint Some of tbe men
are reading, others are playing a game
of checkers.
Suddenly there Is a tinkling some
where, ana the stroke of a gong. A
snap, a click and through the wide
open doors the various machines fly,
one after another, until the visitor
view In astonishment an empty house.
It Is Ilk magic a wonderful "transformation-scene."
He gasea up and down
the street but the galloping procession
has vanished a If It were a dream.
The quick horse baa done hi duty,
and once more exhibited the power of
organisation and training. Within tbe
time required by tbe firemen of tbe old
ea time to throw open tbe engine-bouse
doors, the complicated machines of to
day are throwing water oa the flames.
and the brave Bremen, having scaled
the building wltb the agility of acro
bats, are dealing well-considered blows
against tbe Ore foe.
In almost every city there Is a practice-drill
at least one a day In ths
engine-houses, and tbe visitor may
have an opportunity ot Inspecting the
admirable development of the Amer
ican Are system and the One horses so
splendidly trained. And he may also
have an opportunity at the same time
of lamenting that other branches of
our public service are not conducted
with equal efficiency.
INDIAN WORDS ANO NAMES.
Chaaaea la fpelllac that Have Marred
Their Meaning.
Commenting on the changes which
have been made in tbe orthography of
Indian names "and the expressed be
lief that historians and literary people
have surrendered tbelr right and duty
to maintain these verbal relics In tbelr
purity, the Montgomery (Ala.) Adver
tiser says: Ths statement Is true,
more's the pity. As tbe Indians bavs
no written language, tbelr local names
were acquired by the whites by sound
only, and often by Illiterate wbltea
who had little knowledge of the arts
ot spelling and writing. For this rea
son there Is little uniformity In tbe
orthography ot Indian proper names.
Even the work of Intelligent scholars
Is open to tbe same objections. Tbe
vocabularies of Indian words In Ala
bama prepared by Schoolcraft Galla
tin, Compere, Wright Adair, Bart ram
and others all differ In spelling, and
often In pronunciation, so much so
that sometime It Is difficult to recog
nize a name when It goes through so
many change.
Tbe various Indian dialect were the
moat expressive of any In tbe world.
Every name wa significant, whether
It was of an animate or Inanimate ob
ject and the name given plainly indi
cated Its meaning. Unfortunately the
sound a well a the orthography and
expression of many of our Indian
names have been sacrificed In the ef
fort to simplify the word and to make
them conform to our system of spell
lug snd writing the Euglisb language.
Tbe general government, too, or tbe
PostofHce Department ha sacrificed
mncb of tbe euphony and meaning of
our Indian names In order to bring
about simplicity and uniformity. It
has accomplished this end, but baa
done It at the expense of meaning.
Many names of postofHces In Alabama
have no significance ss now spelled,
but as tbey were originally written any
one familiar with Indian words would
know Just what was meant to be ex
pressed. However, we must admit that Indian
words have not nndergoue more
changes or modifications than have
many of tbe words taken from the
European or other old world languages
and dialects. Tbe people of the Unit
ed States and tbe government Itself are
formulating something like a language
of our own, and if the change carries
with It a total hiding of tbe original
significance of many words, it must be
accepted aa one of the results of tbe
march of progress. But we must be
permitted to express regret that so
many of our native namea have been
Improved entirely away from tbelr
originals.
Jetrereon at Seventy-two,
In Florida, where Ponce de Leon
failed to discover tbe Fountain of Per
petual Youth, Joseph Jefferson seem
to have found it" declare Jame 8,
Metcalfe, In tbe Ladle' Home Journal,
He I a picturesque figure. His ruddy
cheek and bright eye give tbe He to
hi 72 years. He Is slender, but not
with tbe leanness of age. His hair,
mostly black, streaked only here and
there wltb gray, and in length showing
wholesome contempt for the fine art
of the barber, blows about In the
breeze. Ills fingers are as quick and
deft at knotting a line or adjusting a
sinker as those of a boy on tbe banks
of a stream, and he enters Into every
detail with boyish enjoyment. Ills
fishing he alternates with landscape
painting, writing and the care of plants.
In none of these pursuits does be claim
professional skill, but be brings to
them something more than professional
zest. Mr. Jefferson Is a very absteml
oua man. In eating, aa In other things
except occupation In the open air he
evidently believes In moderation as a
means to well living and long living.
He did not Join In our after-luncheon
smoke, stating that If he bad not given
up tobacco a good many years ago he
felt sure that be would not be with us
now. Whatever tbe secret of his long
and useful life, It Is safe to say that
every one of bis counties friend and
admirers would be glad to lengthen It
by a fulfillment of bis own Kip's fa
vorite benediction: 'Here' his health
snd his family's, and may they live-
Vf&zi la
A dull, throbbing pain, aooomparjl!
br sens of tenderness and heat low
down ia the side, with an oooaalonsj
shooting pain. Indicates Inflammation.
On examination It will be found that
the region of pain shows sunt swell
ing. This l the first stage of ovaritis.
Inflammation of the ovary. If the roof
of your house leak, my sister, you have
It Hxed at one why not pay the sem
respect to vour own body
You need not, you ought not to let
yourself go, wtw oa of your owa sea
iff V
Mas. Anr tjnom.
holda out tha helping hand to yon, and
will advise you without money and
without price, Mr. Plukham's labora
tory I at Lynn. Mas. Write a letter
there telling all your symptom and
get the benefit of the greatest experi
ence In treating female lit.
"I waa suffering to such aa extent
from ovarian trouble that my physi
cian thought aa operation would b
accessary.
"Lydia E. Plnkham's Vegetable Com
pound having been recommended to
ass, I decided to try It After using
several bottle I found that I wa
eared. My entire system wa toned
np, and i (nfferwd no more with my
ovaries." Ma. Amra .rros,Troy, Mo.
Reuurinf,
Old Gentleman (to railway porter)
Porter, tho rain is dripping in from
tha lamp hole all over my clothes.
Porter (remwuringly) No, eif! it's
quite watertight, I assure you. That's
only the oil leaking. "
Connecticut snd Clocks,
The first clock manufactured in
this country were by Eli Terry at Ply
mouth, Conn., in 1793. The manu
facture soon became extensive, and
Connecticut wooduit clocks were fam
ous all over the country.
Tk Beat rreaeripilaa for Malaria
Chills and Fever la a bottle of Grore's Tasteless
Chill Tuulc. It la simply iron and auluine la
a tasteless tonn. Ko Pure. Wo fay, fries Me.
And New Look al Him.
"See that magnate over there?"
"Ye. What of him "
"Well. SO years hito that man ar
rived in New York with only a million
dollars in his pockets."
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Where do You
Sell Your Hides?
W alwsr pay lit Highest
C'isss. L. FJastlok A Co
76 Front St., cor. Oak, Portland. Or,
sfsf MKT If? ftT9 Tb rsrfeotloa of Wall Haaier, will dm fllrf
''MUlLjMlJ f W'oushsle.ks.s.wcurbyib.bur.iing.f..,',,
LAND PLASTER
frf ents waa ted In svtryjowa.
TltC MtAMAHT 00.,
fortrfUih street, FmHlm4,
GEtSLEH PATESiTG'
COMPANY.
Gh&tnbci of G&atssiCFtto?
PORTLAND, OmaON,
If? In'rf.iW' 'J".
smintrtre. Also n.,.".,;"
t.tsnd delruil. HlsuHs1,
n2 iS!'"'."1 1' Mini-
her,:- r;. 'z r
tlluwe.1. Writs lot o,,,ViS k
rrsnch Bank Clecutst Oold.
The Hank of France compels cue
turner checking out money to accit
at least one-fifth in gold coin.
to otina A COLD IS on a At
Take laxailr Promo Quinine Tablets. AU
tmisu roiiind Ihe moni II II fails to fur,
fc W.Urow'ssisnalure Is on each bus. ,
IIU Choke,
Kind Old Man (to tramp) Kow,
why don't you team a trader
Tramp Well, I would, !r, it I
knew of one bettor than this.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Genuine
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
Must tear Ignatur of
i very
A Chilly Pelllloa.
"Deacon Sniff seems to have
cold totiiprramciit."
" les; he proved lor rain once and
it hailed."
Ualll's Pekaol.
st Mrnlo Pars. Ran Mateo Conn it. Cat., wllh
Its tratiilliil, siirrnuiKllnss, perfM-l elimate.
rarelui suiirvision, tliorouerii Instruction,
complete lalioratorles, ami gymnasium, easily
Bisintalra its inmIiioii lit tne Irons tanks ul
ichools lor tr on the ravine Coast. Irs U,
lioltt, fit, 1' , Principal.
Snuffed Out.
Friend What became of your poora
called "Light, Beautiful Light?"
Poet (sadly) llie editor turned it
down.
A Rcbuk.
"You don't expect to be famousJ"
said the pugilist.
I had entertained ambltlion In
that direction," said the young au
thor.
"But you don't do anything but
write."
"It is my writing that I depend
on."
'Nonsense I The idea of a man ex
pecting to get famous by sitting down
and wiggling his fingers over a piece
of paper all day I It' absurd!"
a take a aa
CARTERS
mi Dizztmis
rot iiucumtf.
rO! TORPID UYtI.
rOI COMSTIPATirjI.
roitmswiui.
raimcoMiHtxiei
JOHN POOLE, Portland, Orrgoi,
runt al Morrieoa Strsat,
Can give yon the best Urmia, is
Buggie. Plow. Holler and kntim
Windmills and Pumps n, iMfj
Machinery. See a before baylns.
svth t orpa. I'msttnuuni elsins sum is.
Summir Keaolutlon " '
liiV itccloy Cuts
Sure relief lie Honor, ovinia an4 imum
haMla, aeaaiotaaiitauuna
tttif iittjisn. "'Zi::z7z
SOB
v. h. s:,:ua
la (MM lime t0 ear rslim
Itronrhllls sn4 I m,toiM ,'
Our rem is susnaisoa, if
CO., Buffalo, , T.
Th Proper PUwi.
Landowner (to lrrp.i.r)-.l)oi'i
youHH,t,at sign: ".No Fishing I,
these grounds?"
TrfHn-ir I ain't fishing is th,
ground. I'm fishing in the ,,iP,.
MskiKg Up Dm Pats,
"Somebody calls 1 tent ion to lU
fact that every new wr shin U tfc.
queen of the navy,"
"I rallicr flunk that the tramperi
that turned over the other iluy is U,t
joker,'
I'lto's Cur can tint be ion h.M,
of ss a cuueh cunt J. IV. O lltus 3a
Third Ave., MluiieaintU, Minn, Jsa
6,llA.
CURB SICK HCACACHC.
SCHOOLS ANO COLLEGES.
bishop soorr academy.
Portland, Oregon.
Thirty-second year, A boarding and day
school. Military and Manual Traliili.e;. Opeus
lt.pt. 11, lisil, with a lauuiijrof 13 eiiasnatonl
l, hea, who employ BiooVrn melhuu sad
uuuaisianu buys, iiiasicatea catalof ua.
ARTHUR O. HEWtLL, IVeWaW.
I.
San Francisco Business College
FULL COURSE, JoOUXX '
Writ for Catalogue.
M. r. at. 0.
a, aa-ise.
IV"K welling
1 1 bmuUm this papaea
svsjrtttar plawa
Th Secret Ballot.
First Tmniir Blret if I lib) di
here secret ballot, A limn shouldn't
be ashamed to let it l kimwn ttluf
he votes for.
Second Tramp No, tie only Tint
dat ought to be kept st-on t is de mm
he get for liia vote. .
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tsBr 4Y Ihm tfstM.
Laisttve Mrotaauliiln 'IshieisriifesreMS
naeoay. .Xosma, Ko ray, frlrsaiwata
A Superior Baby.
Proud Father Jenkins told rnelo
day that their baby coo so loud tint
you can. hear it all over the lunik
Proud Mother I hmx Hurry, ltd
you didn't forget to Ml him (list
eric so loud that it can uehMfdsl!
over tho block; if ho doesn't
it he can ask the neii;hloni.
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wot Narcotic.
AtvftfouA-smjapmm
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A perfect Remedy rorConstlna
Hon, Sour 3tonrah,Diarrtvia
Worms .Convulsions .Feverialy
nesa and Loss or Stcan
Facsimile Signature of
NEW YDPK.
EXACT COPV OP WRAPPER.
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears tho
Signature
of
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Candy
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KEEP YOUR BLOOD CLBf
Am
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
tms asirr.ua eesiMWT. eeMa em, ,
Of Court.
"What did the lawyer y
you exiiluiiiwl your chso torn"11
Bskml Airs. Itnxter. ., i
"ife said it was foes-iblo," W1"1
Mr. Baxter,
Ifazsrdln aa Aawr.
A poet in the New York 1
rIiis some pathetic verses In tins qu
tioning style s , . ,
"Why hould I wocp at the bsrri
cadoT , .ii
Why hould I weep at tho borT
Hi Other Nsntci. i
Church DW-you know that St) j
ha a name for his automobiler
Gotham No; what is itr J
"Why, heoallitlal'iip i
"Well, that isn't what hecall ,
when it broke down ten mil
any habitation," f
Th flnsacUr, '
Gaul Say, loud me flO. will !
I'll give 'It back to you today.
it to decide a bet. . ;
K I one All riulit. Here yo
What waa the bet? . ... i
Oaul Hmithcr bet me w
could not borrow f 10 from y'v
;,.uli Biruis 'fssusi ouoo.
In time. ( '! I I'" ;V