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Newspaper Page Textemmmmmmmm ISOUITE . ' VhWUIII III Genuine Carter's little Liver Pills. Must Bear Signature of tm Fa3taUs Wrap Bates,.'-' MARCUS A. HANNA Tory mil aa a. aaan. LAliltKo rcsmzziKcss. n-nr rci iiuoamtt. iVrb FOI TCSP18 LIVEl. BIIL FOI CQMTIPT10. r j FCItAlLBWUia. JJjFCi TKECOMPUJU0I ' "iLjeTn1rMvtteaT-Jl? GRAPHIC PEN PICTURE OF THIS POLITICIAN. CURE SICK HEADACHE. Rajafce PrtM Artillery Oalatea. Tbe rajahs of India, of wbora there are over 100, tn classed in divisions. each of which is entitled to oompli mentarv salute of certain number of hhl ranffinz from nine to 19 ner ra jab. The greatest punishment tbe gov eminent 01 inaia can in mot on a ua tire prince, short of deposing him, is to dock him a gnu er two on bis salnte. On tha other hand, a coddIs of sons extra is a promotion as much prised as a (ten tn rank oestowea on me neia 01 battle. , ; ' DON'T fitT rOOTSORK. OCT roor ASB. A Dowder. At this aeanori Tour fret fee! saolirn, nervous and uncomfortable. If you hare smarting feet or tight ahoea, try A lien a Foot-Ease. It rests and comforts; makes walking easf. tlnres swollen and sweating feet, blisters and callous spots. Kelieres com and bunions of all pain and is a certain cure for Chilblains, Sweating, Damp or Fronted fret. We have over 30, OO testimonials. Don't get footsore get Foot-Ease. Trr it today. Sold be all druggists and shoe stores for 2Sc Trial tackage Face. Address, Allen. 8. Olm sted. U toy, K. Y. Although the sum of $13,000,000 has been expended during the past eight years in reducing the number of Chi cago's grade crossings, that city lost 23 . citisern last month in grade crossing accidents. - Stop tho Coaah mmd Work Off tha Cold. Laxative Brono-Qninina Tablets core a cold in one day. So core, Ho Pay. Price 25 cents. American shoes hare met with each success in French Switzerland that Eu ropean manufacturers have began to make imitations of them, and have marked their goods "made in America." Alaska is a paradise for sportsmen. Ko other inch banting domain exists in tbe United States. BEST FOIffl!! DUELS If yrm teven't a reraUr. bc-Jthy nwrewnt of thf bowels er dAj, yua're .ck. or will toe. Keep yoar boweia open, ftvod te welL Force, in tbe afiavpe of ialDt DbTHle or nil! Doinoo. la danwroti- Thai raoutwwi, eaiieu. tnou perieci WaVj u m 01 oieu tvoa cim U to ulu rfpffik v canov . : f j jay CTTia, fntt gicaea. Weaken, or Gripe. Me. Me Writs sor imumpw, aoo ooocinton oeaita. Aoarsss I . saw 1 Be Achieve 1 Fa as. Notoriety and Leadarafcis) at a Booad Us la Maa-81d4 Has af Woaderftd Farce aad Kaercr. There are few more interesting fig area in the political life of the country than Marcus A. Ultima, and In the cur rent number of McClure's Magaiine William Allen White draws a most in teresting pen picture of him. Hanna. says the writer. Is Intensely human. There Is nothing god-like. nothing demoniac, nothing cherubic. nothing sernentlne about him. lie is a plain man, who stands In the last ditch with bis friends, and fights hta enemies to the death. Be enjoys a good Joke, good fellow, or a good dinner; and. If noaaible. likea all three served at tbe same table. Often be wins bril Uancy, sometimes loses conspicuously, makea a fool of himself occasionally, laughs at It good-naturedly, and does It over inliL "even as TOU and I. He baa on his booes tbe clay of the noex plalnable old Adam-rich in weakness and strength, graces and rolDiea, ana withal be bas tbe philosophy which anatalned the abeoberd of Arden. So his strength is more than bis weakness. for he bas tbe virility of common sense. He la not happy crocheting tidies and adopting rinsing resolutions. Be is man of deeds rather than of explana tlons. Banna Is not a man of exalted Ideals. Between bis purpose and bis execution his path lies in a straight line. If gen tlemen In SDectacles come along the path, stretching across strings of ethl cal obstacles, and planting In It the potsherds of transcendental philosophic scruples Hanna pushes forward to bis end. kicking away the strings end crashing tbe pottery nnder his feet" Later. If be has time, be devotes few lurid minutes to the spectacled gen try before he closes the Incident with a bang and goes about bis business. Hanna la perfectly willing to admit . 5 Minces a. baxsa. that beyond the Alps lies Italy and that tbe bills are green afar off; but be in sists on bis American privilege of vot ing for the majority report. In politics Hanna la a partisan. With him the long-nosed, short-chinned mugwump Is entitled to the same consideration due to the guerilla In time of war. Hanna would endorse a political proposition not authorized by his party caucus and bis platform about as readily as a gen eral would take orders rrora a news paper. In bis party Hanna bas dis putes, differences and contentions. But be knows wben be is whipped, and re spects a similar knowledge in bis ad versary. Wben a fight Is over. It Is over with Hanna. He bears no malice. carries no knife from the conflict to Use another day, and be bas a scorching contempt for the contentions and . to Hanna impossible persons who insist that a question Is never settled until It Is settled right From Hanna's point of view the ways of the reformer and of "the serpent on the rock" are be yond understanding. For Hanna's solicitude for the people Is as tender as that of the late William H. Vanderbllt Hanna believes In ev ery man for himself and the devil take tha hlndermost. He does not fawn nrmn KEEP YOUR BLOOD CLEAB; tlon. Every good cause bas produced Its demagogues, wbo are as dangerous to progress as the opponents of tbe cause. And although Hanna bas been grilled in cartoons as a money devil with dollar marks for scales; bas been sizzle I In public acorn as a conscience less boss; bas been called a crasher of labor, an Industrial octopus, a commer cial Moloch, and every manner of bird or beast on earth. In tbe air above, or tn tbe waters beneath, bis bitterest en emies in their most interesting flights of vituperation have not added to the gayety of nations by calling Mark Han na a demagogue. If a large, jagged, brown cuss word Is needed. In a diplomatic situation, Hanna furnlsbes It If a langh Is need ed, Hanna bas It and Is not afraid to nse It If an open fight la required, Hanna makes It He Is a man of simple instincts and simple purposes. His re lations with certain of his Senatorial In their bl- YOU NEED NOT SUFFER With Rhaamatlsm, Selatlea, Xewralgls ar Baekaefce. ' Drops" Will Rallave All Pala aad Cars Tos. HWA!C801'S "S DROPS" Is quick and positive. It prevents sod absolutely cuies dis ease. 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"I wish to lift my voice la behalf of your B DROPS." tbe onlv medicine that haa L'l.f-Vil-' iT,"f.l ''.J"? 'Ml' ! colleagues were arranged and bava bad but one attack since I com- ologlcal development millions of years menred It. I have been a great sufferer from ' mrn vnr inutiini-o tha vplrot.no arod KHEUMATI3M for twenty long years. Every "0- for instance, ine ven el-pawed think would be my reune tactics 01 former senator unay set Hanna to baying deep-mouthed Im precations and kicking out behind tbe loam of recent alluvial reminiscence. It Is not that Hanna Is so entirely dis pleased with what Quay does as with tbe way It is done, for Hanna Is no prude. He bas a conscience the con ventional conscience of commerce. To blm wrong Is wrong, and right Is right Everything Is either black or white; he Is color blind to the pea greens and heliotropes and electric blues of conduct winter and spring 1 would think would be my last, loauasto you ana your " UKurs" for the good il has done me. 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Large sis bottle, luO doses, gl .00. sent prepaid by express or mall. or lor the next w days, to enauia all who are sufferina. to at least fv va; bave anopportunity to try the most - .v wonderful of all remedies, wa will 4 ,j jT send SAMPLE FREE apon ra iias eel pt of 4c. to pay postage. Agents ansae aaaa wautd in new territory. Writs Naw, .WANSON't RHEUMATIC CURE CO., 164 Las S rest. Caleasa. t t Sl..,.,, ki,.,f i.T Ii,.r Uii ST I i East Cough Syrup. Tastes Good, Ol I l in &n't hv (Jvipfft.l.a a. TRIALS OF MR. X Housekeeping: Not One Boa ad of Pleaa re for Hint "Housekeeping," said Mr. X. argu ments lively, "Is not one constant round of pleasure. It would be. 1 suppose, if It weren't for tbe Iniquities of the ser vants, the tradespeople and Mrs. X but handicapped by them, I am fain to declare that running one's own es tablishment has Its drawbacks. "I've thought so for a long time, ever since tbe pipes froze In the bathroom last winter and the stovepipe In the kitchen fell down and covered my breakfast with soot, to be accurate, I thiuk so more than exi since Saturday night when the climax of uiy unhappy marital experiences was reached. "It was Mrs. X.'s fault. It always la Mrs. X.'s fault. Since the time or Uv the weaker sex bag bcea to blame foi all masculine discooifott At any rate, we were to bava some friends to dlue with us on Sunday, aud my better hair. Instead or going to market early, as she should have done; put H off until after noon, and bad, as Is her foolish custom, 1 believe, her baskets of provisions sent to the butcher's to be delivered by hint, "Saturday night we went to the thc. ter, and some malign fate Induced me to tg up as seldom before. 1 wore my dress suit and my opera hat aud a boutonnlere and the other things that go with thla festal array, and when I came downstairs Mrs. X. said I looked I-lraUd Onions, Vm tha small silver skinned onions, remove the outer skins aud let them lis in strong brine for three days; drain, place In a jar first a layer ot ou ious three inches deep then a sprink ling of horseradish, atick oinamoa aud cloves, Itepeat until - jar Is full. Ilring vinegar to boiling point, add one quart of brown sugar to each gallon ot vinegar and pour hot over the onions. Siberian Prlaaaa Abolished. Siberia is no longer to lis a penal col. our. The decree abuliilng it is the rr Mitt of the building of Ilia bihertan rail road. Nothing tan coiiiutr to the nipld settlement of the vast pliiln, unless it be lb mpid growili of thai fniuous tyteu sia l ine, loitler's t(omach Hitlers. Try it fur coiiKtinatioii, iutHae.illoii, dyspep sia or ilutuleiicy, A negro in Atlantio City, N. J., bas made himself famous. In a whole : rear ho taut a nuurtar of a dollar in lovely, which ta her way of declaring "hit moath ,nd lUu, wo , ( tuat t ui a prewniaoie-appennua cuap. () n e eujoyea rue piay immeuaeiy, tun when we got borne we were both so hungry that we agreed to make a rabbit If and bave a cosy little luncheon to gether, and this Is where 1 made my awful mistake. If I had never suggest ed the lunch my wife wouldn't have Tartar's Ink is uwd by millions, which Is a sure proof ol us Qtitilur. Bcmt for tree booklet. "liiK- lings." Mass, Address Carter's Ink Co., Huston, No donbt mauv farmers make ensl- lnirn a eru.oii.ltv. an it is tha cheanast discovered there wasn't any butter, nor of all loods for winter, bnt they mnst any cheese In the bouse; that that per- not depeml upon it entirely. Tbe fid Ious butcher, la fact hadn't sent the best results obtaiued with the nse ot market basketa home. ensilage ar wben it ia made only a "The cook was la bed asleep, the maid portion ot the ration. Fed in eonneo gone borne to apend the night the mar ket would close In half an hour. It was up to me to get those baskets. My wife wouldn't even let me change my coat Co! Go." she kept moaning, what In the world will I give Mr. and Mrs. Blank to eat to-morrow if yon are too late? 'Behold me, therefore, thirty minutes later tbe cynosure of all eyes tn a trol ley car, pair of squawking chickens over one broadcloth-clad arm, a huge Hon with other foods it aids digestion and keeps the animals in health, be i canae it Is succulent and affords a va riety as well as being nourishing. Mothers will und Mrs. Whitlow's Booth !rg J-vrup the best retnedv to use for thriv ebilureti during the teething period. There is no better plan for fattening wethers t) ao to feed plenty of bay, with a ration of one part ground oats and two parts corntnenl, given twice a day, with fresh water convenient at all time. If the weather ia cold good market basket on tbe other. I had re- shelter should be provided. Buying moved my gloves ana my boutonnlere, but I still appeared sufficiently festive to attract a great deal of attention. 1 tried to be Imperturbable, and to look as If going to market and in full dress was a usual occurrence, but I'm afraid I succeeded badly. "That's all the story except tbe after math, which was that Mrs. X. declared I was tbe worst-tempered man she ever met and that I could take my choice between getting a divorce or going to hotel to live. That's the reason we start to boarding next week." Balti more News. PRESIDENTIAL LIGHTNING. Stoma's Praak Nerved a Tsaag Law Student ta Bat, and if a Wen. "The lightning caused me to bet on tbe Presidential election In 1800." said a man wbo was called In as stakeholder few days ago, "and I won." "I'm not more superstitious than, the average Individual,' continued the man. "although my act would Indicate the contrary. I waa a young man In a law office In a Kentucky town. My precep tor had pasted over his desk a poster containing tbe portraits of all of the candidates Lincoln and Hamlin, Breckinridge and Lane, Douglas and Johnson, and Bell and Everett Tbe poster contained the platforms of the various parties. There wss some un certainty in that campaign. My pre ceptor was an enthusiastic Douglaa man and wanted to bet all be bad on his candidate. It waa my first experience In a Presidential campaign, and I had fool notion that Bell and Everett would be elected. I bad never made a money bet but I was aching to take np my Blackstonian preceptor, although I lacked nerve. 'One day there was a thunder-storm. The lightning loosened a number of things In tbe town, the building In which I waa a law student being one. In one of Its pranks the lightning cut In the wall on which that political pos ter was posted. The result was that tbe upper part of tbe poster hung down from the wall, covering up all the can didates save Lincoln and Hamlin. De spite my sympathies for Bell and Ev erett I imagined I saw In this condi tion of tbe poster tbe result of that elec tion, and a few days later when the Douglas enthusiast talked on bis npper notes and offered to bet $25 even on his man I took him np. He was very much astonished to think I would bet on Lin coln and Hamlin. He said I was a young asa and other things, and that be would bet with me to teach me a lesson. After tbe election be asked me bow I came to take tbe chance, for there were few Lincoln votes In tbe town. When I told blm the source of my tip be grew serious. "'Yon have won your first bet on Presidential election,' he said, 'but re member, young man, lightning never strikes In the same place twice.' i "But It did In this case. Lincoln was re-elected. Chicago Inter Ocean. sheep and fattening them tor market usually proves profitable. riso'a Cure is t lie best medicine we ever liseti for all alTn-iioua ui lha throat and lungs Wat. O. Esdslst. Vaubureu, lud.. Fab. 10, IIWO. Those who bave bad but little exper ience with bees should not take the hires in unless tbe location Is cool. WhtT3 thousands of bees are together there is nuch animal heat generated, and the interior of tbe bive may be tome nuiomlortalile, the bees coming ont, when some of tbem may perish. The location of the hire in winter, in order to avoid sudden changes ot tem perature should be carefully chosen. The latest novelty in Swiss watches is a timepiece which is devoid ot the usoal hands and dial markings, bnt which has in the center of the face two small spaces for figures the nppei for bouts and the lower for minutes. The fignres change at tbe pioper intervals, presenting ths correct time as the lail rosds give it 10.43, lor instance, in stead of "18 minutes of 11." The watch is guaranteed for sevan years and costs only $11 in Paris. Tbie elgnatuia ia on every box ot tha genu ine Laxative BromoQuinine Tabieu the remedy that twos a eats) ta esse etejr Carrier pigeons refuse food after a long and exhausting jonrney. Tbey drink some water and go to sleep, not to resume their usual mode ot life for 48 hours ' ' -"' - Pa It is good to acoor marble wash stands or tm sins with, to sweep carpets with (il it I thoroughly brushed ont) and to fet colors in wash goods. Where soot has fallen on the carpet, sprinkle salt on it snd tbe soot will come off without leaving a black mark. Spots of inn rust can be removed by wetting wiih a strong solution of lemon-juice and salt, and holding over a vessel of boiling water, wben tbey will Immedi ately disappear. " easons or Subscribing FbrThe TfcuiTfS Common at Once 1 03 DO V ttl 15 GO IiimO By subscribing Now (or 1!X1 you will receive Free all Ihe remnlnlnQ Issues tor 1000, Including the Special Holiday Numbers. See tiller below. 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J THE YOUTH'S COMPANION, BOSTON, MASS. 3 mere are many Indications of a growing popular belief on the Paclflo dope that the petroleum producing in dustiy in that section ia to assume much larger proportions. toe) REWARD a lee. Tbe readers of Hits paper still be pleased to antra that llieralaalleatonetlrwMlel downus) ihat science baa been able to euro in alt lis tUMCe, ana mat tacatarrn. ttau'st,atarra Curs Is i be mil, tioaltivecum known to Hi medical frateruitr. Catarrh being a constitutional dis ease, requires a Constitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrn Cure is taken Iniernallr, aeilng diivcilv upon the Mood and mucous surfaces ol tha synem. thereby dettrnylng lb founda tion of the disease, and giving lha atient strength by building tip tha omstllul on and assisting nature in ctoiug its work. Tha pro orietors bare so aiitcb faith In fta etirsii.i tKjwera. that the offer One Hundted Pollers lor any esse that II fails to core, bend for list ot u-stiniuciais. AUdrers , 3 r c " li!IY co- Toledo, 0, f M bv drogKlsts, 76c. HaU's t autilv Tula ara tha bast. London is at last to have a complete ambulance service. There is no place in the world where it Is so much need ed. HELP vr a nt ma si mm WANTED. id women ag Rood gained tbau tbia; that wben the injury begins on bis part, tbe kindness sboultl Lein on ours. . character ta represent atabtlh4 house slfmnlt atiportunlt A more glorious Victory cannot oe on salarv: snUndld anportunltr Ail dress r. u. m AST, fortlaud, Oregon Sweden is suffering from the efTocts of a boom in inaunufauturing which isy treatment wim lottine and sul- has drawn thousands of the country line pigments, if. Hraemer has deter-, people to tha larger towns, and caused mined that the alternate layers in a bouse rents to advance 20 to 80 oer starch grain are due to a snbstanoe cent. Many of the manufacturers bave rich in colloids, but poor in crystal luvested beyond their capital a'nd are lobls alternating with a substance rich , in distress. Money is very scarce and in crystalloids, but poor in colloids. a crisis is threatened. Story of a Prodigy. Elbrldge T. Gerry's Axed conviction that the nse of children as public en tertainers Is ruinous to their moral and physical being bas resulted In much ! ben oil t for talented youngsters and in deluge or auuse tor their protectors. ' Several years ago be called In the aid of tbe law to prevent the performances i child pianist The child waa ad mitted by all qualified to judge to be marvelously talented, and as the young prodigy seemed to be well cared for tbe outcry against the society was long and loud. Bnt Mr. Gerry never flinched, and tbe law upheld him. Shortly after-', ward the child was taken to Europe, and the episode faded from the public mind. Ten years later the same pianist reappeared, now In tbe vigor of youth. His musical gifts bad been developed nnder tbe guidance of the most accom-' pliabed foreign Instructors. Tbe public wondered and admired, bnt few knew that the musician ev,e4 tbe training In bla art to tbe genaaanrtty of the man wbo bad restrained blm from concert playing ten years before." Alnslee's Magazine. fnfnvr Mill) U yiiiL d jl I jjgai 'ill miQdl J j Came !oologicaL "Africa, la to bave stringent laws." Tea; things are getting so that our menageries won't bave a thing In tbem but white elephants and Welsb rab bits." Indianapolis Journal. Brnssela a Seaport. By the enlargement of a ship canal nineteen miles long Brussels becomes port for ships of 2,000 tons. Tbe old limit was vessels of 800 tons. AVegetabte Preparatkmror As similating the Food anflltcgula -UngutcStoiaachsandlicrvrelsor 33 Promotes DigcslionChecrfur ness and Rest-Contains neither Opim.Morpliuie nor Mineral. KotKahcotic. 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Grove's sig nature Is on each box. 85c. Thit bas been a year of scares and catastrophes. We bave looked upon famine in India, wars tn South Africa,!) tbe Philippines ami China, tbe great steamship horror in New York, lha prodigions desolation at Galveston, and minor events bava stirred our motions from day to day. Vegntabltsi are usually sold tn pilot in Buenos Ay res, so that yon bave tc m feasors qoautlty as welt as qnality by the eye, and butchers sell their meal by tbe chunk rather titan by weight. TOO W WHAT O0 ARKTAKINO When you take Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonio because the formula is plainly printed on every bottle allowing that ft Is simply Iron and Quiulue in a taste less form. Ko Cure, 'o 1'ay. Me. Many of tbe Italian railroads ara to be shortly transformed to the electric system, . . - . . The Rest l'rserllioa for Malaria Chills and Fever ia a bottle of Groves. Tasteless, Chill Tonic. It is simply Iron and quinine in a taste has form, Ko Core, Ko fay. Price tOa. A baker in Kansas City is red hot with anger beoauso a female patron bss asserted that be kneaded bla bread will bis feet, lie baa commenced suit for $3,000. Hhe declares her ability to poriluce a loaf ol bis bread wttb foot prints ou it The Fmoious Oermaa Wood Preserver ..AVEMAmUS CARBOUilEUm.. mmmmPefmmimntljf Domtroym.. ..CHICKEN LICE AND VERMIN.. C&T'One application it all that It required". It lasts for yean. If youi dealer cannot supply you, write for circulars and information to the following distributing agents! Perfection Pile Preservingr Co Seattle, Wasb.4 Fisher, Thorsen & Co, Portland, Oregon. "Whlttler, Coburn tc Co., San Francisco, Cal. IT LEADS THEM ALL The "Cyclone" Thresher wo- II You Buy a New Thresher, Engine, HORSE POWER OR SAW MILL You of Courts want thg Best." 'writs for Catalogue and Prices. RUSSELL & CO., PORTLAND, OREGON Rheumatism Cure psAA !rU! of 80 U"- A simple but cf. S ICO fi'Ut ve remedy at ill.l.i n medicine or liniment. Thousands tenet! I tcd. Wrils for lull particular, lo "" GCLCEN WEST KOYELTY CO. Odd Fallows' Hall, San Franelaoa. c.l. i. 1V t.t.- NOTHING BETTER MADE Yoa can't make a mliuka II vog gets ..Mitchell.. Pehel!, Iteoiis & Staver Co. PORTLAND. ORECON. CUTLER'S CARBQUTE of IODINE A guaranteed Cur for Catarrh and Consumption. Il.ou. 1) Lock But HA. f . 8. SMITH 1 CO., Buffalo. (. I, Prop's. Mi Stop Tobacco Suddenly !J..,ElUr? .",',",n -Tstom to do so. BAOO M'KO is lbs only ours that r.allv euree and tuitttli's ynu when to stop. Bold wllta a suaraniK that throe boxes svllfonr. any case. ESCO-CUfiD "voiablHandbsrinless. it baa I if mired IlimiiamL, it rl Hours you, Ai sll iTtiiKHlsts or by mail prepsld, II a bax; . ,""" " ', Booklet free. Writs ltuaaaa. ( btaiOAL Co., Is Cross, Wis, tm mzz m piles hi mi riles prKtuce moisture andesuso Itrhlna Stop. Itrhl,,, bsdln," alsr turn" ST I, I'l Jsrstdrussi.t.ora.ntt.r m.ll. Tr.V....T s snout Tuut ess. PH. BUSAMKo. iVieda. p j? , rvSTMSD, fjBCaOSt s"-r w , ufiir.ns inn farinitm . m i IX L windmill, sold by hls' new un- r CLAIM IL wrl' Is If BICKfUK I celv qui NTS FOR NAIHAN ICKroHU. Wa.bln.lsn. U. ITtiZf will" eelVS OIllcS mi. In. n fctl. sf Li (V..I- urii lh Corps, fro.cuullug claims 'tlnvs IMS, PDROPSY Ji; Mt If 10 DAKS' TllEATMEHT FREE. 71 . jS .HsvsmsdJ Dropsy tpdluoonf Zs pHoatlom a .ttsoiilty to IcsUotia a inenisltv far twsmv ears with tils aiast wanil.rful iUMsis. Bars onto J intuj tlwuf and cases. .g.B.UsH'IIOSB, Box II, AUsata, 0s, M. r. M. D. tie. S-ieoo. WHJ!!L.ZIlt!rf ".rttt.rs pataae aueatioa tula paper, '