The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913, November 15, 1895, Image 4

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Newspaper Page TextHighest of all ia Leavening Q U cr sssssa ITVV A33&OSJUVECIt PUnE THE HUSBAND. At Mortals dinner recently ths tody responded to th tout "Our Husbands" who gave Mm following verses; Wbo weds beoanaa we are m dear And thrn forgets when II U The anniversary every year? The husband. Who when he's donning evening clothe Would with n angei eoma to blow And let the whole boon hear hie woes The husband. Who sometimes make as quail and quake With talus about the bread and oak Ilia mother used to malm and bake? The husband. Who calls the landlord with a frown And thru allpa out and goes up town. While wlfcy talks that landlord down? The husband. Bnt when the clouds are dark and gray And ruin seems not far away, Wbo takoa the holm and eaves the day Tha huaband. Who grumble lota, aa well we know. That here no wine shall ever flow, Yet In his heart la glad tt sol The husband. And so. In water pore and clear. Fit emblem of our sisters here, ' I drink the health of those so dear Our husbands. Detroit Free Press. BEHIND THE SCENES. "You ee, vay boy," said Unole Ho bart, "matrimony is dangerous thing. Ton take a bouse for, say, year, and if it doesn't suit at tba year'a end you give it up and take another. Ton buy a borse, and if it balks you send it off to auction to be sold. But with wife it is altogether different. Ton can nei ther soli nor exchange her it'a a life long bargain. " "But. Uncle Hobart, " said the nephew and boir apparent of that gentleman, "lot's take another view of tbe matter. Suppose tbat she is all that is lovely, exoflluut and desirnble?" Uncle llobart Rensbaw rubbed bis nose. As an inveterate bachelor of five and fifty be was naturally inclined to take tbe less sanguine view of the case. "Paul, "said he, "it's of do use to argue tbe matter. A youug man in love is a young man mad for tbe time being. If you've made up your mind to get married, not all tbe arguments in crea tion will avail asaiust it, Only be sure you make a right choice. Remember bow mucb depends upon it " Paul Fontaine laugbed good bumored ly. Like all young men, be thought so much caution quite unnecessary. "There are two sisters of these Lind leys, you say?" saij Uncle Hobart re flectively, polishing his glittering spec tacle glasses. "Two, sir Emily and Esther." t . "Both of 'em pretty?" "As twin blush roses, sir. ' " "There you go!" said Uncle Hobart testily. "Right into sentiment, just like a three volume novel." "Well, sir, isn't it natural enough to compare a pretty girl to a beautiful flower? If I could think of any other comparison" "You needn't trouble yourself," In terrupted Uncle Hobart "What I want to find out is what they are like. " "Esther is bright and sparkling; Emily is all softness and refinement Esther is a brunette, with the blackest bair I ever saw. Emily has chestnut curls and blue eyes, and a lovely, fair complexion." "Exactly." Uncle Hobart hummed an old tune which had been popular in bis youth: Black eyes most dazzle at a ball ; . . Blue eyes most please when shadows fall. "And which do you like best, Paul, h?" "Tbey are both of them charming!" energetically answered the young man. "Upon my life, uncle, I sometimes wish tbat the Turkish system prevailed here, and that I could marry both of tbem. " "Difficult to decide which is tbe most fascinating?" questioned Uncle Hobart "But tbe thing is, my lad, which will wash and wear the best for everyday life?" "That is a question which the future will decide, uncle. Unfortunately we have no chemical teat to decide the mat ter." "Think not?" said Uncle Hobart dry ly. "Look bore, Paul, up to the present time you bave only seen these girls through the chiaroscuro of visiting dress and company manners. What would you give to behold them as tbey really are to get a peep behind the scenes?" "Half tbat 1 am possessed of, unole!" cried out Fontaine, with animation, "if only to be able to satisfactorily prove to you, sir, bow pure and noble and high souled tbey are. But all this is non sense. Of courseit isan impossibility!" "Nothing of tbe sort," said Uncle Hobart " Vou say that up to tbe pres ent tbese girls do not know me personal ly or of my connection with tbe board of health. Well, it is true that I am neither a wizard nor a magician, but 1 am what is quite as useful in this mat tera sanitary official. I go into peo ple's back doors when 1 wish it 1 stride remorselessly through their kitobens and cellars when I want to see for myself rather than trust my inspectors. I am at liberty to take a down stairs view of tbe world. Eb, young man, what do you tbiuk of that?" Paul Fontaine stared. "I don't understand bow" "But you will, doubtless, when I tell you that the Lindleys' house is in my district; that 1 bave decided to go there tomorrow morning to see personally tbat all tbe drainage is perfect If you choose to volunteer a little help, I'll diRgnise you as one of my men aud" "With all my heart, uncle!" cried tbe young man, with glittering eyes and heightened color. "I fear no ordeal to which you can subject Esther and Emily. . Believe me, the metal will ring true!" "Well, we'll see, " said Mr. Rensbaw. "In the meantime suppose you ring for lea." . Mr. Hobart Rensbaw was man of property, bnt be was also a man of pe euIiariUa. Oa f tlisss waa t eara Power, Latest U. S. Govt Report bia borough surveyor 'a salary as hon estly aa if be depended on it for his daily bread. People call him a miser, but little oared be for that The widow, tbe fa therless and be that waa ready to perish could tell a different tale, and Hobart Ron haw, quaint aud eooentrio though he was, oould read the book of human oharaoter with an almost uuerriug eye. "Run. Betty, ruut It'a that nuisance of a drainmau again. It does seem to tue aa if be came about a great deal of lener than is at all necessary. " Tbe Lindleys were people who kept up a grand appearance upon a compara tively disproportionate foundation. Their sitting room was elegantly fur nished ; their ball upholstered in Persian patterned Brussels, with rosewood rack and Gothic ball cbair, but the kitchen waa a gloomy, subterranean apartment, scantily furnished and uninviting In aspect Moreover, the Lindleys were strug gling to keep up appearances on a mod erate income, and Betty, the little work bouse girl, in her print frock aud thick shoes, was the only servant they kept "Dear me! what is the young man sticking his nose in here for?" cried out Esther indignantly. "Does be espect to find drains in the fireplace or under the washtubs?" "Please, sir, the sink's in the cellar, sir. Tbis way, sirl" said Betty, clamp ing on ahead and turning open a cellar door, whence rushed out a blast of sepulchrally damp air. But tbe one glanceinto tbe sitcnen had been enough. Earner, in a greasy Dink dress, and her bair. in a bristle of curl papers, sat before a tray, with a bowl in bcr lap, eating a 10 o clock breakfast, while her pretty feet thrust into a pair of badly worn slippers, dis- rjlaved sundry unmended boles, and a soiled pocket handkerchief tied around her neck did duty in place of tbe neat collar or frill generally supposed to be necessary. . Mrs. Lindley was bending over a huge kettle of bubbling and boiling preserves upon the range, and at the wasbtub stood a slight, trim figure, with an apron tied around ber waist and sleeves above the elbow, Emily herself, scrub bing away with tbe energy of a laun dress, and ber shining bair wound in lustrous braids around and about her small bead. Uncle Hobart following olosely at tbe beels of bis nephew, waa just iu time to bear Esther's petulant voice from the other room sounding shrilly on their ears. "It's too bad, mammal The toast is scorched to a cinder, and tbe coffee isn't drinkable. I must have some fresh made!" ' "Oh, Ettie, don't!" coaxed Emily. "Mamma is1 so tired, and she has so mucb to do! Wou'taglass of milk do?" "No, it won't! I must have coffee, and decent coffee, too!" asserted tbe brunette, tapping her pretty foot on the floor and knitting her jetty brows. "Then I'll make it" said Emily, "if you'll wait until I get these collars rub bed out" "I'd be ashamed to turn washerwom an," grumbled Miss Esther. "I'm not ashamed of anything tbat is useful!" cried Emily, with spirit, "when papa works so bard and tbe washing bills are so heavy. It won't hurt either cf us to do a little honest work and spare mamma all we can. " "Do leave off moralizing and get my coffee!" snarled Esther, wbo bad evi dently risen in no amiable mood. And tbe borough surveyor and bis bogus assistant, having no excuse for remaining longer, heard nothing mora Paul Fontaine was silent as he walked along the street, but Uncle Hobart chuckled softly to himself. "Nothing like an inside view!" aaid ha " Tbe up stairs angel often turns into a down stairs demon, eb? Ha! ba! ba! Paul, my boy, beware of brunettes. There's mischief behind the arcb of those black brows. If you're determined to have a wife, take the one at the wash tub, the little girl who wanted to help her mother. " "I believe you are right, Uncle Ho bart," aaid PauL "But tell me, Paul, bow you came to choose me instead of Esther?" ques tioned tbe blue eyed bride aa tbey stood together by tbe sea at Brighton tbe week after their wedding. "Esther is so mucb prettier, so much lovelier than ma Every one likes Esther better than tbey do ma And do you know, darling, I half tbink that Esther was just a lit tle disappointed tbat yon didn't prefer her?" "Do you thiuk so?" said Paul care lessly. "We can scarcely account for our preferences. Esther is very brilliant and beautiful, and when first we be came acquainted I was fairly bewitched by her. But now I value tbe steady shining star of your love above all tbe will-o'-tbe-wisps in creation!" But be never told her of his amateur sanitary inspection and Uncle Hobart'a test of character. London Tit-Bits. Neatly Trapped. Dr. Black, once tbe leading minister of Glasgow, and another clergyman, having a holiday in Cumberland, attend ed a little Scotch church and purposely went late and got into a remote corner of tbe church so tbat tbey might not be seen by tbe officiating minister. Tbey j learned, to tbeir dismay, tbat tbey had : been "spotted" when tbey heard thej minister say iu tbe intercessory prayers, 1 "Lord, bave mercy on tby ministering servants, who have nrmrted in On US SO ' I unexpectedly, one of whom wili preach in tbe afternoon, and tbe otber in the evening!" San Francisco Argonaut The Present Moment. The mill cannot grind with tbe water that is past As little can it grind with what is to coma It oan grind only with what is passing through it. We can make no use of time past As little use oan we make of time to coma We can make use only of the passing moment Bam' Horn. FOR LITTLE FOLKS. A DEAL IN PEANUT BRITTL6. The Trading Teuture of a Toothful Mem ber or th Grntesa Family. When tlioy put the price of peanut brittle down to 19 cents a ponud in tho big stores, Maude Oratebar, the oldest of the Gratebnr children, bad su Idea. Peanut brittlo costs SO cents a pound in thu grocery stores and coufoctionory stores up around where tho Gratebars liva Maude's idea was to take some of ber money sho is thrifty and always has a little money and buy peanut brit tle at one of tbe big stores at 19 omits and job it out to tbe children at SO. She thought that she could rely on the trade of the Gratebar household, where she was well known, and tbe sequel showed that bur coufidunce wasuot mis placed. Maude bought three pounds of pea nut brittlo at 13 cents a pound, SO cents; car fare added, 10 cents; total invest ment 40 cents. Sold at SO cents a pound this would manifestly bring in 60 cents, so tbat Maude expected to make 14 cents on the deal. Trade opened very briskly. Philip aud George and Clara, tbe other Gratebar children, transferred their entire trado iu peanut brittle to tbe home stora Maude sold iu any quantity asked for a single penny's worth, if desired. This made it very haudy for George and Clara, the two younger ohildron, wbo could run into their mother's room and ask for a penny and theu scoot into Maude's room and buy peanut brittle with it Maude used a toy scale and weights tbat bad been given to one of tbe chil dren as a Christmas present Tbis was bad, for tbe weights had never been sealed, and despite her thrift Maude is generous, and what between tbe un sealed woights and ber own generosity, whenever the children bought 1 cent's worth she really gave them nearer 8 cents' worth, so that when tbe peanut brittle was half gone, and she should have bad 80 cents, sho really bad only SI. But this loss might bave boon re trieved and the deal still closed at a profit if Maude bad uot begun to give credit Maude knew well enough tbat that wasn't business, but what could she do when little Clnrncnme along aud said mother'd gone out, and she wanted a cent's worth of peanut brittle and asked Maude to trust her for it till mother came in. Could Maude refuse to trust her own little sister for a oeut's worth of peanut brittle? Why, certain-' ly not Sho let ber bave it At the end of a week George and Clara hud run up a joint account of 10 cents. Then Maude shut down ou tbem absolutely. No more peanut brittle, ex cept for cash and the payment of all back indebtedness. That threw tbem at once back upon their mother. Called upon for 10 cents all at once instead of for pennies separately, Mrs. Gratebar investigated. She found tbe two young er children in debt to Maude, and Maude herself uncomfortable over the situation. Philip bad bought 10 cents' worth of brittle, so tbat tbe total cash receipts bad been 81 cents. But even countiug what tbe little children owed as good there wasn't brittle enough re maining on band, even if sold for cash and at full price, to make good tbe original investment Things were getting complicated, and Mrs. Gratebar acted promptly. She paid the children's debts, aud then at once bought tbe entire remaining stock of brittle and divided it among all tbe children. Mrs. Gratebar paid 10 cents for tbia remainder, so tbat after all Maude closed but tbe deal at a small profit, but it wasn't enough to pay for the bother, and that would bave been sufficient to deter her from all such ven tures in the future, even if this bad not been the express understanding with which Mrs. Gratebar came to the res cue. New York Son. Boss Colored Snow. Said James in amazement, 'I thought yon told me That rose colored snow On tba ground I oould see?" "So I did," answered Arthur In ton of delight. "But did you not know Tbat some roses are white? ' "A Brother to Girls." Strolling through tbe city's streets on a sunny day a merry band of boys and girls issuing from Sunday school, each bearing a picture paper in hand, attract ed my attention. One among tbem, a sturdy lad of 6, led by tbe hand a little tot of 4. Great pools of water flooded the crossings. At each one the little fel low lifted bia wee charge, and stagger ing beneath tbe burden, bore ber safely over. Both by instinct and training the American boy early learns tbis lesson of care and attention to his girl playmates. Perhaps to tbis we owe the fact that the whole world over American men are held to be most chivalrous toward wom en, tbe most unselfish of husbands, tbe most indulgent of fathers, tbe most at tentive of brothers and tbe most de Toted of friends, thus causing tbe lot of American women to be looked upon as enviable by the women of all other nations. Home Queen. Revenge, Customer Waiter, what is there for dinner today? Waiter (under notice to leave) Ob, tbe same as usual tough steaks, leath ery fowls, sinewy beef and flavorless mutton. london Tit-Bits. Tbe most cultivated minds are usual ly tbe most patient, most clear, roost rationally progressive, most studious of accuracy in details. James Martineau. In Brazil there are said to be 800 lan guages and dialect spoken by tbe Indian, TMI ONLY WOMAN ENGINEER. Mrs. Orattoo Knows Haw Business and Baa she Woman's Bonding at Chicago. Mr. Eliaabetb Gretton doe not pine for tbe ballot or bloomers, but she can run a stationary engine and "fire" when the fireman i sick a well a any wan on earth. She i the only woman engi neer iu tho couutry, it is said, and she knows her bnsiuea from the ground up. Her love of mechanics wm born iu her, and when other girl of her ago were playing with paper doll and making mud pios she was studying every piece of machinery she oould get near, Iu time sbe married A. H. Grettou, angi near of Havliu's theater, Chicago, aud he gave her all tbo opportunities iu hi power to study machinery. In 1891 she accepted a position as stationary engi neer of the panorama called "Tho Cruci fixion" aud was placed in charge of the entire pluut She was later employed at Hnvlin's theater, aud when the World' fair opened was appointed to the very re sponsible poet of engineer at the Worn au'i building. She had charge of tbe en- silts. ELIZ&RKTH GHETTOS. tire plant and filled her position to the entire satisfaction of the board of lady managers. During all the time that sbe bas been employed at ber trade, as site (Villa the work, Mrs. Grettou bas made her own dresses and continued to keep house a usual. In ber work iu tbe engine room she has never 'shirked any task nor avoided any responsibility. She has been inside boilers aud baa worked around moving macliiuery whenever required. If tbe fireman failed to show up on time, sbe would shovel ooul into tbe furnace and run tbe entire plant single handed rather than bave the wheels of industry clogged. In spite f her predilection for man's work Mrs Gretton is a very womauly woman and is devoted to her family aud her boma Her ambition now is to be come an expert electrical engineer. THE NEW CHILD. It Is a Dreadful Little Animal, Pert and Precocious. "A is not an article," remarked a shild the other day to her mother, who was helping ber with ber school lesson. "Fancy yonr not knowing that it' a aistinguishing adjective!" We asked a small schoolgirl the otber day if she learned astronomy. "Astronomy! Of course not I Tbat' an infant' subject," the answered, with great contempt "Have you read Pope' 'Essay on Man?' " we inquired lately of a girl of 13. "Pope! Why, nobody tbink any thing of him nowadays," she replied. "Do yon know Milton's 'Paradise Lost?' " "Oh, we got beyond tbat long go." Tbe worst of a childish dictum of this tort is that you feel yourself so absolute ly quenched. There is no getting any further in the argument, for nopighead edness equals the' pigbeadednesa of tbe very young person in fact, of the new child. And tben be or she is never amused with the simple games that used to delight us. Modern children are will ing to play if only to please their elders, but tbey are mildly and politely bored. They are bored with most things. They have 30 picture book where we had one none of your garish, crude illustra tions, bnt sestbetic designs, and yet they don't seem to care about tbem. There is a good story of bow an old gentleman with much toil and trouble manufactured a large kite lor bis small grandson. He and another old friend, with tbe boy, went out to fly tbe kita Tbe two old men were deeply engrossed, bnt tbe grandson got so bored tbat be quietly absented himself, ana alter some time tbe two old fogies found to their disgust that tbey bad been baking about all alone with a kite, much to tbe amusement of the passersby. And an other story of a little girl of 8 wbo aid to ber mother (an authoress), "Ob, mumsey, wiry not call your new book 'The Rod of Love?' "doe not ring quite pleasantly. Ah, There i something terribly nnchildisb about the "new child !" New York Time. THE EGG DANCE. A Beautiful Feat That Is Performed by Hindoo Juggling Girls, One of the most wonderful of the many feat performed by Hindoo jug gler i the egg danca Usually it ia ex ecuted by a girl, fantastically dressed. She makes use of the willow wheel, around which at equal distance are threads, and at tbe end of each thread there is a noose, held open by a bead. This wheel tbe girl places on ber bead, wbile she carries a basket of eggs on ber arm. When the music strike up, she begin to dance, and tbe wheel be gin to spin around. Sbe then takes an egg from the basket, place it in one of tbe thread nooses and throws it from ber with sufficient force to draw tbe knot tight Tbe spinning of the wheel keeps tbe thread stretched, with the egg at the end of it Sbe tben takes another egg from the basket, places it in another noose and repeats this until there is an egg in ev ery noose. Her fantastio costume, ber perfect motion and all tbe eggs swing ing on the stretched threads at once pre sent a very pretty light indeed. It re quire mucb art to execute the dance, for at one false step the eggs would be dashed together, the dance spoiled and tbe dancer theroby disgraced. After dancing for a time with all the eggs swinging around ber head she takes tbem out of tbe noose one by one, all tbe time keeping tbe wheel balanced and in motion, and again place tbem in the basket on her arm. When tbe dance i finished, the spec tators are allowed to examine tbe egg to see tbat tbey are reaL Philadelphia Time. . , PERSONAL GOSSIP. Plllsbury learned to play chew while ha wnt a clerk In a Button dry good store. Archbishop Ireland it tha only arch bishop who west tha button of tha Loyal Legion. General Casts! m M. Clny ha tired of having governetw Iu bis house for hi youug wifo and ha sent her to school. Abriun S. Hewitt, the well known New York reformer, wa professor of mathematics at Columbia col luge 00 years ago. W. R. Hearst of San Francisco ha one of the largest and must valuable collec tion of extra illustrated book iu tho Uuited State. F. Marion Crawford i a broad shoul dered six footer, with amre eye. He is 41 aud is a prodigiou llugnlst, a mar velous musician aud nn export fonoor. Purls do Clmvuunos, th famous French painter, i a tull, erect, broad shouldered man, with a snow white beard and hair olosely cut to hi band tome bead. M. Louis Conlon, a lawyer residing in Moutlacon, Franco, begun shaving when he wa IS year old, owned a board a foot long by the tiuio ho hud reached 14, aud it now measure nearly eight foet in length. Gouerul Sherman' daughter, Mrs. Eleanor Shorman Tbackitra, i a wom an of literary attainments aud ha con tributed some practical articles ou train ii g school work to tbe mogaaiuoa. She live very quietly in the City of Qua ker. Mark Twain bas been quite an in ventor. His first patent, taken out iu 1871. was a strap for suspending trou sers. Ho ba been assignee of quite a uumbcr of patents, several of recent date. Hi patent surapbook ha been a success. Among living tatosuicu Mr. Goaf hen write probably the worst baud. Ho is said to bave taken up oue of hi own memorauda the otber day, and, being very short sighted, exclaimed, "A man who write like that ought uot to be iu the public servica" Liliuukaloni, tbe deposed queen of Hawaii, bad a perfect passiou for tbe collection of rope knot made by sailor of different natioualttic wbo visited her domain. The result i what i aaid to be the largest and finest collection of tbe kind iu the world. It is a curious fact that LI Huug Chang, wbo is not a tobacco smoker, has one of the finest collection of smoking utensil iu the world. Ho bo pipe of all age aud from all part oi tho world. He keeps adding constantly to his treasure in this lina Mrs. Dorothy Tennnnt Stanley, the wife of the African explorer and new member of parliament, has not a green gown, hat, wrap or garment in her wardrobe. For some unknown reasuu Sir Henry bas a strong dislike or super stitious aversion to that color. TURF TOPICS. The last race at South Bom, Ind., Oct. 4, had to be finished by moon light. Monroe Salisbury ba acquired tbe racing qualities of Oakland Baron, 8:14. Rankin, wbo took a record of 9 :34 in a pacing race at Sidney, O., U a broncho. Tbe difference between a obeap purse aud a cheap race doe not seem to ba appreciated by soma Tbis certainly ha been the worst year for bookmaking that ha occurred since the art wa developed. Mr. John A. Foropaugh, Philadel phia, ba bought Pearl, 8:S7Jf, from Wood Campbell of Cleveland. At Fleetwood recently Nathan Straus drove bi roadster Cobweb to a pneu matic tire wagon a mile in S :31 . Mis Woodford, bay mare, by Sam Purdy, went a beat in 2 m at Balti more, clipping i second off her record. John Seely, Joe Patchen's first train er aud driver, ba a "counterpart" qf tbat famous borse in Frank Patchen, S years old. Hay in certain localities of Indiana i so scarce tbat farmers are turning tbeir horse loose to starve or be taken care of by tbe bumana Sun Bernardino, Cal., 1 to build a mile race track in the form of a figure 8, on tbe model of those in Melbourne and Sydney. It will be tbe only one of the kind in this country. A horse never intentionally tepa up on a man. In consequence of tbi there is a standing order in the British army that If a trooper should be dismounted bo must lie still It bas been found that tbe whole squadron will pass over bim without doing him injury. Horseman. Lions, tigers and other rapacious ani mals resort to tbe nest of the pelican to drink water, which tbey do without any attempt to injure the little fledge ling. Cincinnati Tribuna Watts Do you think sman eanbesChrli'tlan no ''nllars day? Foils I dou't as how b can affoid lo be anything else. WHKNWBIMKUI SKAM THE BROW And the locks grow scant and silvery, Inflrml ties ol sue come nn apace. Torelsrd end smell orste these Is one ol the benign effects ol Hue teller's Stomach Bl' ters, a medicine to which tbe aged and Inll'm can resn-l as a safe Solace and luvgnrant. It inunterseta a tendency to rheu'tiatl.m snd neuralgia, Imp-ores digestion, rrcll firs biliousness and overcomes malnrla. A wlntgiase before let ring promotes dumber. Alfonso -Yon never beard of women eaahlers ninnl'ig off wltn their employers' money. Henri Not often; bnt when it does happen the take tbe employer too. PINE0LA COUGH BALSAM excellent for nil tlirt,U iufiimmmiUm mud for m hmt. Cofwnmu tire will Invariably derive benefit, frum iu;u, a 11 qulchl ahat4s thu coiitfh, render fltpftciura M'oneafiy.atfeiKi f aiur la taring wanted tieauar.. There l a la' ire pr ctmtaKeof tbowwh eupiMM i hi-1 r caaea to b coDHiinip I n wtioarv oajy-uffpr In from a cbrinlc com ut deep a ate coufrh. oftn aiccravatsrdny flatarrb. For catarrh utm juy euri aiu airn, nm romeoiM are pieae anttotiM Cw am Halm, ftOc p?r bittl; pin. ula Balnam, 2Se at ruattUte. In qtiaotlUee of 3M will (leJver on re -el pi of amootH flCLY U OTUKA .M Warren Ut , Itew York, mm L i Bast Cough feyrup. Tastes Oood, Use f 1 r.l In 1 1 ma Hold nr (jrmortirti f I fli ' II -l-'""!)! f Ko isl el uisu In th world nor aptly illustrat a certain important point tban nrlssUahtars. Th uolnt is with regard to the punishment they give and have to take. Whether yiotor or nq,iiina, they oomt out of a eontwst bruised from k. ...I .. r....t Tltnt Mimh man ahutlld be seen with all ths blue spots cured stems inarvsiuus, uuui wa snow iuh used St. Jsouus Oil. fcruryune know the ........ ,.r ,1.. ,.ii..lii iul thai It will cur bruises, aud Mis mural is all can profit .... . I.. 1.' .1.. U ..l. .... L .. l.at ov me vaiiii. ii iun naiiwr ,, he can lie so easily oursd, it la a lsssoii to all sulijeot ti burls, they will lus no tim from work If tbey us it. JEWELRY NOVELTIES, Tho Englinh wnluut aud the hickory uut iu eiiMuiel i mounted a stlok pin. - Silver, gold aud platlua wires, with or without tho additlou of preolous si iinos. bent Into the shape of rosaoon form pretty piitleru tot brooches, ear riug aud studs, Flower vase of chased gold aud ail vor are mude ia many original shape. Homo consist of eert aorunoopla symmetrically arranged. One how throe soa uyinph holding np pretty Hlongnled abell. Flock of butterflies and drrtgonfile have settled down to tho jeweler' show cases. The drugoiitlles aia newer and especially tnteroatlug. They are all In cuauiel and freum'iitly atuddod With precious stonr-s. Jnwelnrs' Circular. BOW'I THlll W offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh tbat oanntH ba Oureui or nan s i siarrn uurei F. J. CilKNKY CO., Prop.. Toledo, Ohio. We, th undersigned, bar known V. J. 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A swelling formed in one of tier ears andbrokcopen. 1 1 discharged fm'y and th whole aids ol her head ba rs me aflrcled The troubl continued tan years snd she lost th hear ing in that ear. vfler an attack of typhoid fever in was left very weak. She coughed and rat ad a great deal. We resorted to Hood's Sara- piiriila and after taking six buttles sh was greatly Improved. Now tbe sore are perfect ly healed and si' ha good hearing in that ear." Mb. M. Wilkimor, Faihani, Tann. Hood's Sarsaparilla Is tha Onl True Blood Purifier p oml nenlly In ilia publio eya. 1 six 'or S4. Prepared only by C. I. Hood Co., Apothecaries i-osrell, Msxs., U. tt. A. Hood's Pills ttXrzSSSlZ with wmmmmmmmm Scrofula Miss Dells Stevens, of Boston, Mass. w riles: 1 hav always suffered from hereditary Hrrofitla, for whlea I tried various remedies, and many reliable n 3 3 f physicians, but none relieved me. After I ins S bottles of 1 am bow well. 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