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THE HUSBAND.
At Mortals dinner recently ths tody
responded to th tout "Our Husbands"
who
gave
Mm following verses;
Wbo weds beoanaa we are m dear
And thrn forgets when II U
The anniversary every year?
The husband.
Who when he's donning evening clothe
Would with n angei eoma to blow
And let the whole boon hear hie woes
The husband.
Who sometimes make as quail and quake
With talus about the bread and oak
Ilia mother used to malm and bake?
The husband.
Who calls the landlord with a frown
And thru allpa out and goes up town.
While wlfcy talks that landlord down?
The husband.
Bnt when the clouds are dark and gray
And ruin seems not far away,
Wbo takoa the holm and eaves the day
Tha huaband.
Who grumble lota, aa well we know.
That here no wine shall ever flow,
Yet In his heart la glad tt sol
The husband.
And so. In water pore and clear.
Fit emblem of our sisters here,
' I drink the health of those so dear
Our husbands.
Detroit Free Press.
BEHIND THE SCENES.
"You ee, vay boy," said Unole Ho
bart, "matrimony is dangerous thing.
Ton take a bouse for, say, year, and
if it doesn't suit at tba year'a end you
give it up and take another. Ton buy
a borse, and if it balks you send it off
to auction to be sold. But with wife
it is altogether different. Ton can nei
ther soli nor exchange her it'a a life
long bargain. "
"But. Uncle Hobart, " said the nephew
and boir apparent of that gentleman,
"lot's take another view of tbe matter.
Suppose tbat she is all that is lovely,
exoflluut and desirnble?"
Uncle llobart Rensbaw rubbed bis
nose.
As an inveterate bachelor of five and
fifty be was naturally inclined to take
tbe less sanguine view of the case.
"Paul, "said he, "it's of do use to
argue tbe matter. A youug man in love
is a young man mad for tbe time being.
If you've made up your mind to get
married, not all tbe arguments in crea
tion will avail asaiust it, Only be sure
you make a right choice. Remember
bow mucb depends upon it "
Paul Fontaine laugbed good bumored
ly. Like all young men, be thought so
much caution quite unnecessary.
"There are two sisters of these Lind
leys, you say?" saij Uncle Hobart re
flectively, polishing his glittering spec
tacle glasses.
"Two, sir Emily and Esther."
t . "Both of 'em pretty?"
"As twin blush roses, sir. '
" "There you go!" said Uncle Hobart
testily. "Right into sentiment, just like
a three volume novel."
"Well, sir, isn't it natural enough to
compare a pretty girl to a beautiful
flower? If I could think of any other
comparison"
"You needn't trouble yourself," In
terrupted Uncle Hobart "What I want
to find out is what they are like. "
"Esther is bright and sparkling;
Emily is all softness and refinement
Esther is a brunette, with the blackest
bair I ever saw. Emily has chestnut
curls and blue eyes, and a lovely, fair
complexion."
"Exactly." Uncle Hobart hummed
an old tune which had been popular in
bis youth:
Black eyes most dazzle at a ball ;
. . Blue eyes most please when shadows fall.
"And which do you like best, Paul,
h?"
"Tbey are both of them charming!"
energetically answered the young man.
"Upon my life, uncle, I sometimes wish
tbat the Turkish system prevailed here,
and that I could marry both of tbem. "
"Difficult to decide which is tbe most
fascinating?" questioned Uncle Hobart
"But tbe thing is, my lad, which will
wash and wear the best for everyday
life?"
"That is a question which the future
will decide, uncle. Unfortunately we
have no chemical teat to decide the mat
ter." "Think not?" said Uncle Hobart dry
ly. "Look bore, Paul, up to the present
time you bave only seen these girls
through the chiaroscuro of visiting dress
and company manners. What would
you give to behold them as tbey really
are to get a peep behind the scenes?"
"Half tbat 1 am possessed of, unole!"
cried out Fontaine, with animation, "if
only to be able to satisfactorily prove to
you, sir, bow pure and noble and high
souled tbey are. But all this is non
sense. Of courseit isan impossibility!"
"Nothing of tbe sort," said Uncle
Hobart " Vou say that up to tbe pres
ent tbese girls do not know me personal
ly or of my connection with tbe board
of health. Well, it is true that I am
neither a wizard nor a magician, but 1
am what is quite as useful in this mat
tera sanitary official. I go into peo
ple's back doors when 1 wish it 1 stride
remorselessly through their kitobens and
cellars when I want to see for myself
rather than trust my inspectors. I am
at liberty to take a down stairs view of
tbe world. Eb, young man, what do
you tbiuk of that?"
Paul Fontaine stared.
"I don't understand bow"
"But you will, doubtless, when I tell
you that the Lindleys' house is in my
district; that 1 bave decided to go there
tomorrow morning to see personally
tbat all tbe drainage is perfect If you
choose to volunteer a little help, I'll
diRgnise you as one of my men aud"
"With all my heart, uncle!" cried
tbe young man, with glittering eyes
and heightened color. "I fear no ordeal
to which you can subject Esther and
Emily. . Believe me, the metal will ring
true!"
"Well, we'll see, " said Mr. Rensbaw.
"In the meantime suppose you ring for
lea." .
Mr. Hobart Rensbaw was man of
property, bnt be was also a man of pe
euIiariUa. Oa f tlisss waa t eara
Power, Latest U. S. Govt Report
bia borough surveyor 'a salary as hon
estly aa if be depended on it for his
daily bread.
People call him a miser, but little
oared be for that The widow, tbe fa
therless and be that waa ready to perish
could tell a different tale, and Hobart
Ron haw, quaint aud eooentrio though
he was, oould read the book of human
oharaoter with an almost uuerriug eye.
"Run. Betty, ruut It'a that nuisance
of a drainmau again. It does seem to
tue aa if be came about a great deal of
lener than is at all necessary. "
Tbe Lindleys were people who kept
up a grand appearance upon a compara
tively disproportionate foundation.
Their sitting room was elegantly fur
nished ; their ball upholstered in Persian
patterned Brussels, with rosewood rack
and Gothic ball cbair, but the kitchen
waa a gloomy, subterranean apartment,
scantily furnished and uninviting In
aspect
Moreover, the Lindleys were strug
gling to keep up appearances on a mod
erate income, and Betty, the little work
bouse girl, in her print frock aud thick
shoes, was the only servant they kept
"Dear me! what is the young man
sticking his nose in here for?" cried out
Esther indignantly. "Does be espect
to find drains in the fireplace or under
the washtubs?"
"Please, sir, the sink's in the cellar,
sir. Tbis way, sirl" said Betty, clamp
ing on ahead and turning open a cellar
door, whence rushed out a blast of
sepulchrally damp air.
But tbe one glanceinto tbe sitcnen
had been enough. Earner, in a greasy
Dink dress, and her bair. in a bristle of
curl papers, sat before a tray, with a
bowl in bcr lap, eating a 10 o clock
breakfast, while her pretty feet thrust
into a pair of badly worn slippers, dis-
rjlaved sundry unmended boles, and a
soiled pocket handkerchief tied around
her neck did duty in place of tbe neat
collar or frill generally supposed to be
necessary. .
Mrs. Lindley was bending over a huge
kettle of bubbling and boiling preserves
upon the range, and at the wasbtub
stood a slight, trim figure, with an
apron tied around ber waist and sleeves
above the elbow, Emily herself, scrub
bing away with tbe energy of a laun
dress, and ber shining bair wound in
lustrous braids around and about her
small bead.
Uncle Hobart following olosely at
tbe beels of bis nephew, waa just iu
time to bear Esther's petulant voice
from the other room sounding shrilly on
their ears.
"It's too bad, mammal The toast is
scorched to a cinder, and tbe coffee isn't
drinkable. I must have some fresh
made!" '
"Oh, Ettie, don't!" coaxed Emily.
"Mamma is1 so tired, and she has so
mucb to do! Wou'taglass of milk do?"
"No, it won't! I must have coffee,
and decent coffee, too!" asserted tbe
brunette, tapping her pretty foot on the
floor and knitting her jetty brows.
"Then I'll make it" said Emily, "if
you'll wait until I get these collars rub
bed out"
"I'd be ashamed to turn washerwom
an," grumbled Miss Esther.
"I'm not ashamed of anything tbat is
useful!" cried Emily, with spirit,
"when papa works so bard and tbe
washing bills are so heavy. It won't
hurt either cf us to do a little honest
work and spare mamma all we can. "
"Do leave off moralizing and get my
coffee!" snarled Esther, wbo bad evi
dently risen in no amiable mood.
And tbe borough surveyor and bis
bogus assistant, having no excuse for
remaining longer, heard nothing mora
Paul Fontaine was silent as he walked
along the street, but Uncle Hobart
chuckled softly to himself.
"Nothing like an inside view!" aaid
ha " Tbe up stairs angel often turns into
a down stairs demon, eb? Ha! ba! ba!
Paul, my boy, beware of brunettes.
There's mischief behind the arcb of
those black brows. If you're determined
to have a wife, take the one at the wash
tub, the little girl who wanted to help
her mother. "
"I believe you are right, Uncle Ho
bart," aaid PauL
"But tell me, Paul, bow you came
to choose me instead of Esther?" ques
tioned tbe blue eyed bride aa tbey stood
together by tbe sea at Brighton tbe week
after their wedding. "Esther is so
mucb prettier, so much lovelier than
ma Every one likes Esther better than
tbey do ma And do you know, darling,
I half tbink that Esther was just a lit
tle disappointed tbat yon didn't prefer
her?"
"Do you thiuk so?" said Paul care
lessly. "We can scarcely account for
our preferences. Esther is very brilliant
and beautiful, and when first we be
came acquainted I was fairly bewitched
by her. But now I value tbe steady
shining star of your love above all tbe
will-o'-tbe-wisps in creation!"
But be never told her of his amateur
sanitary inspection and Uncle Hobart'a
test of character. London Tit-Bits.
Neatly Trapped.
Dr. Black, once tbe leading minister
of Glasgow, and another clergyman,
having a holiday in Cumberland, attend
ed a little Scotch church and purposely
went late and got into a remote corner
of tbe church so tbat tbey might not be
seen by tbe officiating minister. Tbey j
learned, to tbeir dismay, tbat tbey had :
been "spotted" when tbey heard thej
minister say iu tbe intercessory prayers, 1
"Lord, bave mercy on tby ministering
servants, who have nrmrted in On US SO '
I unexpectedly, one of whom wili preach
in tbe afternoon, and tbe otber in the
evening!" San Francisco Argonaut
The Present Moment.
The mill cannot grind with tbe water
that is past As little can it grind with
what is to coma It oan grind only with
what is passing through it. We can
make no use of time past As little use
oan we make of time to coma We can
make use only of the passing moment
Bam' Horn.
FOR LITTLE FOLKS.
A DEAL IN PEANUT BRITTL6.
The Trading Teuture of a Toothful Mem
ber or th Grntesa Family.
When tlioy put the price of peanut
brittle down to 19 cents a ponud in tho
big stores, Maude Oratebar, the oldest
of the Gratebnr children, bad su Idea.
Peanut brittlo costs SO cents a pound in
thu grocery stores and coufoctionory
stores up around where tho Gratebars
liva Maude's idea was to take some of
ber money sho is thrifty and always
has a little money and buy peanut brit
tle at one of tbe big stores at 19 omits
and job it out to tbe children at SO.
She thought that she could rely on the
trade of the Gratebar household, where
she was well known, and tbe sequel
showed that bur coufidunce wasuot mis
placed. Maude bought three pounds of pea
nut brittlo at 13 cents a pound, SO cents;
car fare added, 10 cents; total invest
ment 40 cents. Sold at SO cents a
pound this would manifestly bring in
60 cents, so tbat Maude expected to
make 14 cents on the deal. Trade opened
very briskly. Philip aud George and
Clara, tbe other Gratebar children,
transferred their entire trado iu peanut
brittle to tbe home stora Maude sold iu
any quantity asked for a single penny's
worth, if desired. This made it very
haudy for George and Clara, the two
younger ohildron, wbo could run into
their mother's room and ask for a penny
and theu scoot into Maude's room and
buy peanut brittle with it
Maude used a toy scale and weights
tbat bad been given to one of tbe chil
dren as a Christmas present Tbis was
bad, for tbe weights had never been
sealed, and despite her thrift Maude is
generous, and what between tbe un
sealed woights and ber own generosity,
whenever the children bought 1 cent's
worth she really gave them nearer 8
cents' worth, so that when tbe peanut
brittle was half gone, and she should
have bad 80 cents, sho really bad only
SI. But this loss might bave boon re
trieved and the deal still closed at a
profit if Maude bad uot begun to give
credit Maude knew well enough tbat
that wasn't business, but what could
she do when little Clnrncnme along aud
said mother'd gone out, and she wanted
a cent's worth of peanut brittle and
asked Maude to trust her for it till
mother came in. Could Maude refuse to
trust her own little sister for a oeut's
worth of peanut brittle? Why, certain-'
ly not Sho let ber bave it
At the end of a week George and
Clara hud run up a joint account of 10
cents. Then Maude shut down ou tbem
absolutely. No more peanut brittle, ex
cept for cash and the payment of all
back indebtedness. That threw tbem at
once back upon their mother. Called
upon for 10 cents all at once instead of
for pennies separately, Mrs. Gratebar
investigated. She found tbe two young
er children in debt to Maude, and
Maude herself uncomfortable over the
situation. Philip bad bought 10 cents'
worth of brittle, so tbat tbe total cash
receipts bad been 81 cents. But even
countiug what tbe little children owed
as good there wasn't brittle enough re
maining on band, even if sold for cash
and at full price, to make good tbe
original investment
Things were getting complicated, and
Mrs. Gratebar acted promptly. She paid
the children's debts, aud then at once
bought tbe entire remaining stock of
brittle and divided it among all tbe
children. Mrs. Gratebar paid 10 cents
for tbia remainder, so tbat after all
Maude closed but tbe deal at a small
profit, but it wasn't enough to pay for
the bother, and that would bave been
sufficient to deter her from all such ven
tures in the future, even if this bad not
been the express understanding with
which Mrs. Gratebar came to the res
cue. New York Son.
Boss Colored Snow.
Said James in amazement,
'I thought yon told me
That rose colored snow
On tba ground I oould see?"
"So I did," answered Arthur
In ton of delight.
"But did you not know
Tbat some roses are white? '
"A Brother to Girls."
Strolling through tbe city's streets on
a sunny day a merry band of boys and
girls issuing from Sunday school, each
bearing a picture paper in hand, attract
ed my attention. One among tbem, a
sturdy lad of 6, led by tbe hand a little
tot of 4. Great pools of water flooded
the crossings. At each one the little fel
low lifted bia wee charge, and stagger
ing beneath tbe burden, bore ber safely
over. Both by instinct and training the
American boy early learns tbis lesson of
care and attention to his girl playmates.
Perhaps to tbis we owe the fact that the
whole world over American men are
held to be most chivalrous toward wom
en, tbe most unselfish of husbands, tbe
most indulgent of fathers, tbe most at
tentive of brothers and tbe most de
Toted of friends, thus causing tbe lot
of American women to be looked upon
as enviable by the women of all other
nations. Home Queen.
Revenge,
Customer Waiter, what is there for
dinner today?
Waiter (under notice to leave) Ob,
tbe same as usual tough steaks, leath
ery fowls, sinewy beef and flavorless
mutton. london Tit-Bits.
Tbe most cultivated minds are usual
ly tbe most patient, most clear, roost
rationally progressive, most studious of
accuracy in details. James Martineau.
In Brazil there are said to be 800 lan
guages and dialect spoken by tbe Indian,
TMI ONLY WOMAN ENGINEER.
Mrs. Orattoo Knows Haw Business and Baa
she Woman's Bonding at Chicago.
Mr. Eliaabetb Gretton doe not pine
for tbe ballot or bloomers, but she can
run a stationary engine and "fire" when
the fireman i sick a well a any wan
on earth. She i the only woman engi
neer iu tho couutry, it is said, and she
knows her bnsiuea from the ground up.
Her love of mechanics wm born iu her,
and when other girl of her ago were
playing with paper doll and making
mud pios she was studying every piece
of machinery she oould get near, Iu
time sbe married A. H. Grettou, angi
near of Havliu's theater, Chicago, aud
he gave her all tbo opportunities iu hi
power to study machinery. In 1891 she
accepted a position as stationary engi
neer of the panorama called "Tho Cruci
fixion" aud was placed in charge of the
entire pluut
She was later employed at Hnvlin's
theater, aud when the World' fair
opened was appointed to the very re
sponsible poet of engineer at the Worn
au'i building. She had charge of tbe en-
silts. ELIZ&RKTH GHETTOS.
tire plant and filled her position to the
entire satisfaction of the board of lady
managers.
During all the time that sbe bas been
employed at ber trade, as site (Villa the
work, Mrs. Grettou bas made her own
dresses and continued to keep house a
usual. In ber work iu tbe engine room
she has never 'shirked any task nor
avoided any responsibility. She has been
inside boilers aud baa worked around
moving macliiuery whenever required.
If tbe fireman failed to show up on
time, sbe would shovel ooul into tbe
furnace and run tbe entire plant single
handed rather than bave the wheels of
industry clogged.
In spite f her predilection for man's
work Mrs Gretton is a very womauly
woman and is devoted to her family aud
her boma Her ambition now is to be
come an expert electrical engineer.
THE NEW CHILD.
It Is a Dreadful Little Animal, Pert and
Precocious.
"A is not an article," remarked a
shild the other day to her mother, who
was helping ber with ber school lesson.
"Fancy yonr not knowing that it' a
aistinguishing adjective!" We asked a
small schoolgirl the otber day if she
learned astronomy. "Astronomy! Of
course not I Tbat' an infant' subject,"
the answered, with great contempt
"Have you read Pope' 'Essay on
Man?' " we inquired lately of a girl of
13. "Pope! Why, nobody tbink any
thing of him nowadays," she replied.
"Do yon know Milton's 'Paradise
Lost?' " "Oh, we got beyond tbat long
go."
Tbe worst of a childish dictum of this
tort is that you feel yourself so absolute
ly quenched. There is no getting any
further in the argument, for nopighead
edness equals the' pigbeadednesa of tbe
very young person in fact, of the new
child. And tben be or she is never
amused with the simple games that used
to delight us. Modern children are will
ing to play if only to please their elders,
but tbey are mildly and politely bored.
They are bored with most things. They
have 30 picture book where we had one
none of your garish, crude illustra
tions, bnt sestbetic designs, and yet they
don't seem to care about tbem.
There is a good story of bow an old
gentleman with much toil and trouble
manufactured a large kite lor bis small
grandson. He and another old friend,
with tbe boy, went out to fly tbe kita
Tbe two old men were deeply engrossed,
bnt tbe grandson got so bored tbat
be quietly absented himself, ana alter
some time tbe two old fogies found to
their disgust that tbey bad been baking
about all alone with a kite, much to tbe
amusement of the passersby. And an
other story of a little girl of 8 wbo
aid to ber mother (an authoress),
"Ob, mumsey, wiry not call your new
book 'The Rod of Love?' "doe not
ring quite pleasantly. Ah, There i
something terribly nnchildisb about the
"new child !" New York Time.
THE EGG DANCE.
A Beautiful Feat That Is Performed by
Hindoo Juggling Girls,
One of the most wonderful of the
many feat performed by Hindoo jug
gler i the egg danca Usually it ia ex
ecuted by a girl, fantastically dressed.
She makes use of the willow wheel,
around which at equal distance are
threads, and at tbe end of each thread
there is a noose, held open by a bead.
This wheel tbe girl places on ber
bead, wbile she carries a basket of eggs
on ber arm. When the music strike up,
she begin to dance, and tbe wheel be
gin to spin around. Sbe then takes an
egg from the basket, place it in one of
tbe thread nooses and throws it from
ber with sufficient force to draw tbe
knot tight Tbe spinning of the wheel
keeps tbe thread stretched, with the egg
at the end of it
Sbe tben takes another egg from the
basket, places it in another noose and
repeats this until there is an egg in ev
ery noose. Her fantastio costume, ber
perfect motion and all tbe eggs swing
ing on the stretched threads at once pre
sent a very pretty light indeed. It re
quire mucb art to execute the dance,
for at one false step the eggs would be
dashed together, the dance spoiled and
tbe dancer theroby disgraced.
After dancing for a time with all the
eggs swinging around ber head she takes
tbem out of tbe noose one by one, all
tbe time keeping tbe wheel balanced
and in motion, and again place tbem
in the basket on her arm.
When tbe dance i finished, the spec
tators are allowed to examine tbe egg
to see tbat tbey are reaL Philadelphia
Time. . ,
PERSONAL GOSSIP.
Plllsbury learned to play chew while
ha wnt a clerk In a Button dry good
store.
Archbishop Ireland it tha only arch
bishop who west tha button of tha
Loyal Legion.
General Casts! m M. Clny ha tired of
having governetw Iu bis house for hi
youug wifo and ha sent her to school.
Abriun S. Hewitt, the well known
New York reformer, wa professor of
mathematics at Columbia col luge 00
years ago.
W. R. Hearst of San Francisco ha one
of the largest and must valuable collec
tion of extra illustrated book iu tho
Uuited State.
F. Marion Crawford i a broad shoul
dered six footer, with amre eye. He is
41 aud is a prodigiou llugnlst, a mar
velous musician aud nn export fonoor.
Purls do Clmvuunos, th famous
French painter, i a tull, erect, broad
shouldered man, with a snow white
beard and hair olosely cut to hi band
tome bead.
M. Louis Conlon, a lawyer residing in
Moutlacon, Franco, begun shaving when
he wa IS year old, owned a board a
foot long by the tiuio ho hud reached 14,
aud it now measure nearly eight foet
in length.
Gouerul Sherman' daughter, Mrs.
Eleanor Shorman Tbackitra, i a wom
an of literary attainments aud ha con
tributed some practical articles ou train
ii g school work to tbe mogaaiuoa. She
live very quietly in the City of Qua
ker. Mark Twain bas been quite an in
ventor. His first patent, taken out iu
1871. was a strap for suspending trou
sers. Ho ba been assignee of quite a
uumbcr of patents, several of recent
date. Hi patent surapbook ha been a
success.
Among living tatosuicu Mr. Goaf hen
write probably the worst baud. Ho is
said to bave taken up oue of hi own
memorauda the otber day, and, being
very short sighted, exclaimed, "A man
who write like that ought uot to be iu
the public servica"
Liliuukaloni, tbe deposed queen of
Hawaii, bad a perfect passiou for tbe
collection of rope knot made by sailor
of different natioualttic wbo visited
her domain. The result i what i aaid
to be the largest and finest collection of
tbe kind iu the world.
It is a curious fact that LI Huug
Chang, wbo is not a tobacco smoker,
has one of the finest collection of
smoking utensil iu the world. Ho bo
pipe of all age aud from all part oi
tho world. He keeps adding constantly
to his treasure in this lina
Mrs. Dorothy Tennnnt Stanley, the
wife of the African explorer and new
member of parliament, has not a green
gown, hat, wrap or garment in her
wardrobe. For some unknown reasuu
Sir Henry bas a strong dislike or super
stitious aversion to that color.
TURF TOPICS.
The last race at South Bom, Ind.,
Oct. 4, had to be finished by moon
light. Monroe Salisbury ba acquired tbe
racing qualities of Oakland Baron,
8:14.
Rankin, wbo took a record of 9 :34
in a pacing race at Sidney, O., U a
broncho.
Tbe difference between a obeap purse
aud a cheap race doe not seem to ba
appreciated by soma
Tbis certainly ha been the worst
year for bookmaking that ha occurred
since the art wa developed.
Mr. John A. Foropaugh, Philadel
phia, ba bought Pearl, 8:S7Jf, from
Wood Campbell of Cleveland.
At Fleetwood recently Nathan Straus
drove bi roadster Cobweb to a pneu
matic tire wagon a mile in S :31 .
Mis Woodford, bay mare, by Sam
Purdy, went a beat in 2 m at Balti
more, clipping i second off her record.
John Seely, Joe Patchen's first train
er aud driver, ba a "counterpart" qf
tbat famous borse in Frank Patchen, S
years old.
Hay in certain localities of Indiana i
so scarce tbat farmers are turning tbeir
horse loose to starve or be taken care
of by tbe bumana
Sun Bernardino, Cal., 1 to build a
mile race track in the form of a figure
8, on tbe model of those in Melbourne
and Sydney. It will be tbe only one of
the kind in this country.
A horse never intentionally tepa up
on a man. In consequence of tbi there
is a standing order in the British army
that If a trooper should be dismounted
bo must lie still It bas been found that
tbe whole squadron will pass over bim
without doing him injury. Horseman.
Lions, tigers and other rapacious ani
mals resort to tbe nest of the pelican
to drink water, which tbey do without
any attempt to injure the little fledge
ling. Cincinnati Tribuna
Watts Do you think sman eanbesChrli'tlan
no ''nllars day? Foils I dou't as how b
can affoid lo be anything else.
WHKNWBIMKUI SKAM THE BROW
And the locks grow scant and silvery, Inflrml
ties ol sue come nn apace. Torelsrd end smell
orste these Is one ol the benign effects ol Hue
teller's Stomach Bl' ters, a medicine to which
tbe aged and Inll'm can resn-l as a safe Solace
and luvgnrant. It inunterseta a tendency to
rheu'tiatl.m snd neuralgia, Imp-ores digestion,
rrcll firs biliousness and overcomes malnrla. A
wlntgiase before let ring promotes dumber.
Alfonso -Yon never beard of women eaahlers
ninnl'ig off wltn their employers' money.
Henri Not often; bnt when it does happen the
take tbe employer too.
PINE0LA COUGH BALSAM
excellent for nil tlirt,U iufiimmmiUm mud for
m hmt. Cofwnmu
tire will Invariably
derive benefit, frum
iu;u, a 11 qulchl
ahat4s thu coiitfh,
render fltpftciura
M'oneafiy.atfeiKi f
aiur la taring
wanted tieauar..
There l a la' ire pr
ctmtaKeof tbowwh
eupiMM i hi-1 r caaea
to b coDHiinip I n
wtioarv oajy-uffpr
In from a cbrinlc
com ut deep a ate
coufrh. oftn aiccravatsrdny flatarrb. For catarrh
utm juy euri aiu airn, nm romeoiM are pieae
anttotiM Cw am Halm, ftOc p?r bittl; pin. ula
Balnam, 2Se at ruattUte. In qtiaotlUee of 3M
will (leJver on re -el pi of amootH
flCLY U OTUKA .M Warren Ut , Itew York,
mm
L i Bast Cough feyrup. Tastes Oood, Use f 1
r.l In 1 1 ma Hold nr (jrmortirti f I
fli ' II -l-'""!)! f
Ko isl el uisu In th world nor aptly
illustrat a certain important point tban
nrlssUahtars. Th uolnt is with regard to
the punishment they give and have to
take. Whether yiotor or nq,iiina,
they oomt out of a eontwst bruised from
k. ...I .. r....t Tltnt Mimh man ahutlld be
seen with all ths blue spots cured stems
inarvsiuus, uuui wa snow iuh
used St. Jsouus Oil. fcruryune know the
........ ,.r ,1.. ,.ii..lii iul thai It will
cur bruises, aud Mis mural is all can profit
.... . I.. 1.' .1.. U ..l. .... L .. l.at
ov me vaiiii. ii iun naiiwr ,,
he can lie so easily oursd, it la a lsssoii to
all sulijeot ti burls, they will lus no tim
from work If tbey us it.
JEWELRY NOVELTIES,
Tho Englinh wnluut aud the hickory
uut iu eiiMuiel i mounted a stlok
pin. -
Silver, gold aud platlua wires, with
or without tho additlou of preolous
si iinos. bent Into the shape of rosaoon
form pretty piitleru tot brooches, ear
riug aud studs,
Flower vase of chased gold aud ail
vor are mude ia many original shape.
Homo consist of eert aorunoopla
symmetrically arranged. One how
throe soa uyinph holding np pretty
Hlongnled abell.
Flock of butterflies and drrtgonfile
have settled down to tho jeweler' show
cases. The drugoiitlles aia newer and
especially tnteroatlug. They are all In
cuauiel and freum'iitly atuddod With
precious stonr-s. Jnwelnrs' Circular.
BOW'I THlll
W offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh tbat oanntH ba
Oureui or nan s i siarrn uurei
F. J. CilKNKY CO., Prop..
Toledo, Ohio.
We, th undersigned, bar known V. J.
Cheney for the last IS year, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all buainss
transactions and financially ahle to carry
out any obligation made by their firm.
WsstATbdai,
Wholesale Prugrclst. Toledo, O,
Wai.Diito. Kisma . Mabvim,
Wholesale ttruKKista, Toledo, O.
Hall's Catarrh Curat taken internally,
acting directly upon th blood aud nttumas
surface of tba system. Pries 7So. par bot
tle. Bold by all Druggists. Testimonials
free.
I can recommend Piso'a Cur for Con
sumption to sufferers from Asthma. K. U
TowwassD, Ft. H .ward, Wis., May 4, IHUt
F1TS..-AI1 Bis stepped fres by Dr. Kline's
rir.,1 Narva Helorar Nu Sm aftM Ibearst
da's a. Marvelous rarea. T'eatise and Is as
inei omiie ire V ril cases bhhm an w. a,uaw,
Ml a rob at, f hlUavlphla, Pa,
Tst O sans A fur braakfaat
Prom Infancy
My daughter was troubled with scrofula.
A swelling formed in one of tier ears
andbrokcopen.
1 1 discharged
fm'y and th
whole aids ol
her head ba
rs me aflrcled
The troubl
continued tan
years snd she
lost th hear
ing in that ear.
vfler an attack
of typhoid
fever in was
left very weak. She coughed and rat ad a
great deal. We resorted to Hood's Sara-
piiriila and after taking six buttles sh was
greatly Improved. Now tbe sore are perfect
ly healed and si' ha good hearing in that
ear." Mb. M. Wilkimor, Faihani, Tann.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Is tha Onl True Blood Purifier p oml
nenlly In ilia publio eya. 1 six 'or S4.
Prepared only by C. I. Hood Co.,
Apothecaries i-osrell, Msxs., U. tt. A.
Hood's Pills ttXrzSSSlZ
with
wmmmmmmmm
Scrofula
Miss Dells Stevens, of Boston, Mass.
w riles: 1 hav always suffered from
hereditary Hrrofitla, for whlea I tried
various remedies, and many reliable
n
3
3
f physicians, but none relieved me. After
I ins S bottles of
1 am bow well. I
am very grateful
to yon, as I feel
thst It saved me
iJ from a life of nn-
II inl.t a i n v sml
3t
shall use pleasure In speaking only
worus oi praise lor uie wonuerim mvu-
Iclne, and In recommending II lo all.
Treatise on
CURED
niood and Main
Diseases mailed
free to any ad
dress. 3
SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Atlanta, Oa.
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FILLS
A MIM I'kr.le, One rill far a !.
A SftsveRMN! af I Im nawsla ssrli Ar si ss,MU,,r far
aeslia. Ttema pill supply whst ths sretam Isrks la
Mass K raaular, Thar ears HesAsras. enenlee toe
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FRANK SIDDALLS SOIPI
fs lbs best soap In th world. Frank Rlddall
ays so, and we say so, loo. Kverinne who bas
tried It thinks so. lists ynu tried lit Our
pries Is 10 een la a cake. If yn mention this
paper we'll give yon an eura eake M earn dol
lar's worth, or sell M eases fr tS.tt. Try It
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tltl IN TMI W0M.B. Vsl asaSaFaa
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rua (alb ay okkuoh and
WASHIMMT41H MKKOH AHTB-ejara
- ana aaeasais generally. . .
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Far eel r all I', assl-u. liCeataekatita,
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