The Oregon mist., August 24, 1894, Image 4

By Authority of Congress.
U.S. Gov't
Baking Powder
Tests.
The report of the analyses of Baking Fowders, made
by the U. S. Government (Chemical Division, Ag'l
Dep't), shows the Royal superior to all other powders,
and givesitsleaveningstrcngthand the strength of each
of the other cream of tartar powders tested as follows :
LEAVEN INO OAS.
MTTRFREE'S HEROISM ' won th bent flsur.
Iln the uncertain light the man looked
unnaturally large and heavy, and seemed
, , i arv-v-aas x '' vaa v w arvauw v isiua 1
Iniltwd, mi Mr. Murfree inched the ceu
ROYAL, Absolutely Pure, ij.06 . . 160.6
113.58 . . 151.1
11.13 . . 133 6
10.16 . . 123.
9 53 . "4
9.39 m.tf
8.03 . . 96.5
7.38 . . 87.4
These tests, made in the Gov't Laboratory, by impartial
and unprejudiced official chemists, furnish the highest
evidence that the " Royal is the best baking powder.
ROYAL BAKING POWDER CO., 10 WALL ST., NEW-YORK.
AN EARL AS AN INDIAN.
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Lord Dnnmore "a Flan to Travel Like a Sav
age From Montreal to Paris.
ilr. Ciioi'tca Murray was born a lord,
but prefer to be a tramp. He is not a
tramp or toe Cox
ey variety, but a
traveler, an ex
plorer and a stu
dent of nature.
These things oast
l money, but Lord
Dunmore s rich
Testates in soot-
Uand furnish htm
with all the cash
he needs, and
Jwanders over the
wild sections
, the world at will.
I The earl conies of
one of the oldest
families in Great
Britain. He
about 60 years of
age and a gtnn
in stature. His
height is 6 feet
inches tall, and he
pulls down the
scales at about 250
pounds.
He is an old
and experienced
traveler and seeing
to despise civiliza
. lord pusMOBB. tiou 4 tne iron
horse as heartily as did the mythical
Leatherstoeking. He has just finished
book called "The Pamirs," describing his
latest Journey, which was from India to
the Caspian sea, a distance of 4,500 mile.
This remarkable journey was made on
horseback, afoot and by sledge, and the
plucky earl was one year and three days
In traversing India, Balucnutan, Aignan
Istan and Persia.
The next great trip Lord Dunmore will
take is a decidedly novel one as he has
planned It. He proposes starting at Mont
real and traversing the entire length and
breadth of British North America until
he reaches Alaska. During the whole
Journey he will refuse the aid of all civi
lized means of travel. He will make the
trip en horseback, afoot, by canoe and by
sledge exactly as he might have done had
he been born a noble red man instead of
noble lord. The object of his trip, aside
from the pleasurable notoriety it may
bring him, is to cross the continent by
route never before attempted by civilized
man and to learn the secrets of the com'
paratlvely unexplored interior. There is
a general impression that musk oxen and
Eskimos roam over the country, and Lord
Dunmore desires to increase (he world's
store of knowledge on these and other
points. . .
The earl expects to travel in boats for
part of the way on the Mackenzie river.
Other parts of the journey will be covered
on foot, by sludge and by snowshon. He
expects to live on jerked reindeer meat,
Il .li, musk ox flesh and whatever proven
der the natives utilize in keeping soul and
body lopether. Ho is an ardent Nlmrod
and cxjiccte to bag some big game before
reaching Alaska, From A lat lea he intends
to cross Bering sea on the ice and tramp
through blbcria and other countries until
bo reaches Paris.
SOMETHING NEW FOR WOMAN TO Da
The Inequality of Development. .
Few peoples have equaled the Hindoos in
architecture. In philosophy their specula
tions go to a depth to which European
thought has only recently arrived. In lit
erature they produced admirable works,
: even though they fell short of those of the
Greeks and Latins. But they were medi
ocre and far below the Greeks In statuary,
and were nullities in the domain of scien
tific and historical knowledge, while they
betray an absence of precision which we
meet- in equal degree among no other peo
ple. Gustave Le Bou in Popular 8cience
Monthly. 5.
Professional Reciprocity.
I saw a letter some time ago written by
the secretary of the national board of un
derwriters, who were about to hold a con
vention st Buffalo, asking Chauncey Depew
for reduced rates in consideration of their
large numbers. It was written on paper
beaded with the title of their weekly pub
lication, The Shroud, and concluded in
these words: "If you should see fit to grant
our request we shall be happy to exercise
toward yon professional reciprocity."
Sew York World.
Releasing Him.
"Wasn't it sad about old Million's fair
tore?"
"What! nashefailedr
"Yes; gone clean to smash."
"That's too bad; he promised me some-
How a Bright Young Woman Succeeded
Where Men Had Failed.
She was bright and pretty, and she
dropped into a lawyer's office the ot her day
ana askea ror work.
"What can you dof"
"Anything a woman of ability can do.
-ana more than most men."
"Great opinion of yourself, voung wom
an," said the elderly lawyer present. "Per
haps you think you could serve this sum
mons?'
i "I might," said she. "May I look at itr
ies,i win. '
"If you do that you'll be doing something
we've all been trying to do for a week. He's
a slippery fellow, and bis people are all
posted. However, you may try it You can
anoru to lose a little conceit," and the law
yer smiled grimly.
At 10 the next morning the office door
was opened; and the bright young woman
waiKea in again.
"Thought you'd give it up, ehf Found
IUm too slippery for you t Thought so.
"The paper is served," said she. It was
her turn to smile now, and she did it. The
lawyer swung round in his chair.
"Served the , How'd you do it?"
"Oh, it was simple enough. I called at
his place of business, looked around, priced
some materials, and then asked if be wasin.
" 'No,' said the salesman, 'but I can do as
wen.'
" 'I think not, I said qnietly. He has al
ways served me before, and he understands
lust what I want'
" 'Oh, in that case you might call at his
bouse, He will be in to dinner.'
"I did call at his house, dressed in my
nest, cam case in band. I sent in my card
and be appeared promptly.
" 'Mr. f ' said I. rising.
"'Yes. You wished to sea me on busi
ness?'
" 'I hear you are Interested in property in
street?'
"Yes.' - ....
"'Well, I have a paper which will inter
est you concerning it,' offering him the
summons, which he took with a smile
He looked at it and blushed crimson. So
did I. Nothing was said. He controlled
his temper and accompanied me to the
door."
"Another field open to women!" was the
lawyer's only comment Kansas City
times.
about you, Ulysses.'.' said Mrs. Murfree
as she brushed out her back hair in fror.t
of the dresser glass preparatory to retir
ing for the night. "Not a particle," she
emphatically repeated. "What on earth
your mother was thinking about when
she named yon I can't imagine. I am
sore that I never saw a man mora un
like his natneBake. I have known yon to
be positively cowardly at times."
Mr. Murfree looked up in a weary
way from the coruer where he tat, "I'm
sure, my dear," he began
"No, you're uot," snapped his hotter
half, giving the pincushion a whack
with the hairbrush to emphasize her
words; "you are not sure; yon are never
sure of anything you only think, Baht
I hate a man who 'only thinks.' And she
jerked the tangles out of a refractory
auburn lock with additional force.
When Mrs. Jenks was telling tonight
about that paragon of a husband of hers
was simply consumed with envy. It
shows how much to believe in names.
Look at you two men: look, I say!"
Yes, my dear, responded Mr. Mur
free. pnlling off his boots in a resigned
way, "I'm looking."
Bahr retorted his wife, "I mean your
names Ulysses Murfree, Peter Jenks
just think of the difference, and yet Pe
ter Jenks knocked a burglar down stairs
this week with one fist; one, I assure
yon; and you yon are afraid to go call
tug on the Simaongibbers after dark be
cause they keep a dog."
Well, my dear," feebly expostulated
Mr. Murfree, 'it is a very large dog and
r
Here Mrs. Murfree suddenly turned
around, and through lips containing sun
dry hairpins, combs and such trifling ar
ticles hissed, "Don't talk to me!" in
such an impressive and disgusted man
ner that Mr. Murfree subsided at once
and proceeded to finish pulling off his
socks.
He was not disturbed again until the
moment came for retiring, when, con
trary to their usual custom, Mrs. Mur
free turned the gas entirely out, leaving
the room in darkness, save where a streak
of moonlight fell through the window,
open for ventilation.
Now, if there was anything that Mr.
Murfree hated it was to have the bed
room gas turned off at night, but know
ing the defiant state of mind which
prompted his wife to extinguish .it, and
fearing to provoke another outburst he
climbed sadly into bed, and lay cogitat
ing a plan whereby he should be able to
shoot a burglar in the dark should one
chance to visit his abode that night
I don't see how I could do it, he
sighed, turning uneasily.
"Are you ever going to he stall and let
a person sleep?" snapped the partner of j
bis joys and sorrows as she flounced
over, dragging half of the comfortable
with her, and thereby causing small
chills to chase one another down her hus
band's vertebrse.
Mr. Murfree laid still.
Be held his breath, figuratively, until
the deep, not to say sonorous, breathing
of his amiable companion told that peace
and quietude bad folded their downy
wings upon the bosom of Mrs. Murfree.
Then he sighed again.
"I do hope no one will come tonight.'
be murmured sleepily. "Dear me if-
P ; And here his thoughts floated
vaguely off and he realized no more.
Ouiet fell on the room for a time.
broken only by the musical sounds from
the alcove, where slept the pair, and an
occasional snap as the willow rocker,
objecting to the strain of the day. tried
to contract to its former shape.
Just as the city clock was striking 1
Mr. Murfree awoke with a start and
looked in a dazed way up into the dark
nesa.
"What's the matter with me?" he mut
tered, a sensation of uneasiness creeping
over bun. "1 think ha! What's that'"
And, broad awake now, with the cold
perspiration starting from every pore, he
became conscious of a faint rustle in the
room, the cause of which the heavy por
tieres draping the alcove prevented him
ascertaining.
Cautiously be reached under the mat
tress for his revolver, and to his horror
found that, after cleaning it on the pre
vious day, he had carelessly forgotten to
replace it in its wonted spot
Ub, Lord! Oh, Lordr be chattered to
himself, trying to keep cool. "No re
volver, no nothing, and a burglar, sure as
rate, samantha was right; I am a cow
ard. What on earth shall I do? If I
wake Samantha 1 will never hear the last
of it; she will nag worse than ever; 'oe-
naes.she is sure to yell, and then we will
all be murdered."' And the poor man
shook so mat the smnngs creaked and
sent him into a fresh fit of trembling.
Kusue, rustle, it came again, and then
a soft thump and a clink.
Hes got my pants," ejaculated Mr.
Intellectual Work and Long Ufa.
Now that so many women are adopting
various forms of intellectual labor as a
means of livelihood it may not be without
interest to consider the result of
brain work on the duration of life.
V ery satisfactory references with regard
to this matter may be drawn from the ad
dress delivered by Lord Kelvin at the anni
versary meeting of the Boyal society. His
lordship gave a list of the number of fel
lows who had died since the last annual
meeting. These were thirty-two in num
ber, including five foreign members, and the
deaths were unusually numerous, or. as
Lord Kelvin said, a sadly great number.
Of course it is hardly necessary to say there
were no women among them, as ladies are
not yet admitted to the dignity of the fel
lowship of the Royal society. Of these
thirty-two deceased fellows, the ages of
thirty were given by his lordship; two only
were under sixty. Both of these were for-
eign members. On the other hand, two
had reached the age of ninety namely. Sir
George li. Airy and Sir Francis U. Knowles.
The average length of life of the thirty.
who were all presumed to be highly distin
guishsd in science or literature, was upward
of seventy-four years a very satisfactory
proof that even the highest intellectual la- Murfree to himself as he cautiously sat our beat didn't hear anything or come
up in bed and tried to calm himself.
tur table he thought all was over, and
shrank down behind (t despairingly.
But fortune was kind; the bnrglarstill
searched busily, and Mr, Murfree, gutb
ering himself for a grand effort and
nerved to the point of desperation, made
a flying leap, aud landing with terrific
force upou the burglar's shoulders
grabbed the revolver, yelling, "Police!
thieves! oh"
Over he went, buntpety bump, and as
he found himself prostrate on the floor,
with a chair and something soft and thick
over him, he finished his exclamation
with " it!"
"Oh. Ulysses! Ulysses!" screamed Mrs.
Murfree, tangling herself up in the bed
clothes In her efforts to rise, "Help!
Where are you?"
Mr. Murfree was on his feet in a flash,
holding in his arms the harmless cause
of his fright aud disturbance, Mrs. Mur
free's fur cae, which she had hung over
the chair back, in front of the dresser,
and which, with its high shoulder and
collar, had looked in the dim light like a
stooping figure.
Men thiuk quickly sometimes, aud Mr.
Murfree realized the situation with re
markable speed, aud being on his met
tle determined uot to be made a fool of.
Knocking Mrs. Murfrce'e jowel case
from the dresser as he fled he rushed out
of the room pellmell, stepping on the
cat, the author of the mysterious noises
that had first awakened hiin. -
With a savage kick be sent her ahead
of him, as he flew down the front stairs,
and banged the front door open and shut.
Then he Hinted breathlessly up again,
sinking on the top stair, sore, bruised
and mad, just as bis wife succeeded iu
lighting the gas.
"Burglar," he gasped.
"Where, oh. where?" she screamed ex
citedly, half helping, half dragging hiin
into the room.
"Gone," he managed to say; "knocked
him over got away front door see
there?" pointing to the jewelry strewn
around the floor.
Mrs. Murfree gave one look, and then,
with that faithful sense of obligation to
the tradition of her sex which the aver
age woman seems to possess in an emer
gency, she proceeded to faint away.
Mr. Murfree dumped her into a chair.
He was too weak to hold her, and besides
he felt a fiendish exultation in glorying
in bis superior strength of mind, so when
she recovered he was picking np the
cleverly scattered trinkets with as bored
an air as he could assume.
"What are you scared of?" he said
scornfully. "Man's goue; I'm here; I
rather think I have protected you even
if I am a coward. Perhaps you will
kindly leave the light burning after this
so that I Bhall not be obliged to struggle
for my life in the dark, and he wiped
from bis forehead a few drops of blood
trickling from a scratch he received in
his encounter with the large pin on his
cape burglar, making bis face as gory as
possible with the small amount of mate
rial. Veritably the tables were turned.
Mrs. Murfree looked at him a moment
in a hysterical way, and then falling on
his neck alternately implored forgive
ness and wept over her former severity,
calling him her hero and all the de
lightful names which Mr. Murfree's soul
was thirsting for.
"I'll never say such mean things
again," she sobbed, "never, never."
"There, there," said her spouse,
straightening np and putting on a pa
tronizing air to conceal the nervous
shaking of his muscles scarce over their
recent shock. "Yon sit down and I will
search the house, so that we can feel
easy during the remainder of the night."
So that while Mrs. Murfree bid behind
the bed curtains for fearol another visit
or, her Ulysses went out into the hall
and stayed five minutes in a dark corner,
returning with a serious air and the as
surance that all waa well.
Locking their door, the couple once
more sought repose, but both were too
excited for sleep.
"Wont I just gloat over Mrs. Jenks,"
exclaimed Mrs. Murfree as she convul
sively patted the pillow into a more ac
commodating shape. "Oh, Ulysses, 111
tell every woman in the block."-
Just then the ludicrous side of the
thing struck Mr. Murfree, and he stuffed
the corner of the sheet in bis mouth and
shook convulsively.
What s the matter, dear?" cried his
wife. "What's the matter. Ulyf
As soon as he conld speak he mut
tered, "Only a chill don't bother about
it guess 1 took cold."
"Shan't I get you something hot?"
asked bis spouse anxiously,
"Nonsense,
himself
sleep.
"All right, dear," responded she: "I
do hope yon won't be sick. It's very
tunny, Ulysses, that the policeman on
AN OLD LOVt UTTtft.
Tho filnii uni, the silent rears,
Swept o'tr this safely hidilou p
Till time, that deep sunk mvstery clears.
Gives ni the dutelea heritage.
Where best (In heart, where burned th. brala
That all till' lln and amion felt?
On leav defaced by mold and stalo ,
The Mere! of a life Is spelt
Why rsxlily lift, why rudely rend
The oftenliit veil that death and lima,
Coiiilrluti llfo with art to blond,
Have bun between ber soul aud mlasf
KnotiKh to know, enough to feel
Tlmt one Immortal bllu endures) :
The love tlit-ac ardent words reveal
May buily mirror mine or yours,
-Mur)HrvtCroby in Borluoer'a,
An American Abroad,
There wns an AmcrVnn lu the railway
carriage to Liverpool. This geutlenmn In
terested me greatly, lis waa dark and
I rowed with elaborate care, aud kept on
irmlitclug instruments of a remarkable
tharaeter from his pockets. II was a man
who was thoroughly equipped for all the
contingencies of everyday lire. A bins not
tie got Into the carriage and he produced a
lly paper, on which It promptly settled ana
died lie wanted to smoke, and be took
out a pitw with seveutuen distinct and aep
arate patents In It. He lilted It from a
pouch which was absolutely remarkable
tor Its ingenuity.
He put the lolmeco In with a patent
spoon, he rammed It down with a metal
stopper, then he put a skewer, which bs
wore attached to a silver chain, up the stem,
then he stabbed the tobacco with a stiletto
to make the pipe draw more easily, and
then be kindled a light by means of an
elaborate arrangement In six compart
ments, which took about fifteen minutes to
fit together.
After that he hung his but up by a patent
hat suspender, put on bis gloves with a
buttou hook, squirted himself all over with
a scent spray, cut his uewspuper with a
paper cutter that was also a railway key
and a bootjack, and wrapiwd himself In a
patent rug, which by pulling various
strings could lie made into an overcoat, a
macintosh, a bed quilt, a life belt, a table
cloth and a shroud. Finally he want to
sleep, after setting a pocket alarm to wake
bim up in an hour and putting a patent
catch on his watch chain in cam elt her of
us should be taken suddenly with klepto
mania. George K. 81ms iu Referee.
KXFKNIIVIt KCOWOJIT.
Soffit psopls begrudge the UttU wwy
that an Auooca. Foaocs rusTsa .
and then hsn they are racked with pain
from a lams bank, or from the sorsoess
.-i.io. rm a sold, the will spend any
....mint nt mn to relieve the pain. II
they only had one of these world-rsuowntd
nhJtareun hand, thev would bs saved a I
lloedacho.
Dyspepsia,lndi3
THt IIIUUIII VI """ " . "
ably richer. At the first sign of st m oss
of the Joints apply one of these
without any delay. The " '
greatly rallsved at onoeand soon disappear
entirely. It will bs money saved to haw
uitmi on unHUs w mmj
are caused by bad blood, and by
HUB UUWUi WUIH VUI VUIIUI
tion of tha body, ttamamber
' Cattta
partita
Hood
s
without any delay. The mmmm w up- . HT 1 .
relieved at onoeanu nn ti - i V V irB rr
They Draw the Line.
Foualo infanticide is not uncommon In
Chine, but owners of water rights kuoW
wheru to draw tho line, as is evidenced by
the following notice over a poul at Fu
chau: "Girls may not be drownvd here."
Cowper's house at Weston Underwood,
England, Is mnch as It was during bis resi
dence there. The touching lines in his own
handwriting upon the shutters of his bed
room, written on the morning of the day
he left It to spend the remaiuder of bin life
In Norfolk, are still legible.
The late Sir W. Gull was wont to declare
that the sarcasm pf "Who shall decide
where doctors dhflgree?" was aimed at
D. D.'s and not at doctors of medicine, who,
be maintained with unmoved countenance,
were always agreed.
URASimsTii'sFitu contain no Irritating
mat tr.
The hotel porter who fails to sros a ul
.h in.iMiiut to do mi hst rveaoii to bs
Mhanted ol hlcllln.
100 WKWAltU, aioo.
The resdeni of this taper will b
learn that there li t let one dreaded dlee
ihstaelonee has been able to enre In all II
IK, and that H catarrh. Hall's I'sb"'" '
It the only wwmre cure now ......... "'"-",
GetHood'i
Hood1 Nil ar neuile, mlld'aud ofleuUv
$3 SHOE
oouatliuiionai inwiHi..,.
leal fratruf
.ll.iu r. l. 1 1 i ruA
llall'i Catarrh Cure ta taken Internally, aolliis
,n..,i. ,,,w,i, Ik IiI.mmI and mtmiHa urleoes 01
the tm, thereby doitroylmi Ihe loumlalloii
of tbadleaeaiidKivln Ihe patient alrenslli
ly bul Ml hi Hp the coiulltiillim and saawllug
nature In dolus; I In wors. The proprietors have
much latita in lis euratlre powers that Ijiey
n..r Ona Hundred Dollars lor any caw that II
hlla tu nun. Hend for Hat of teatlmontala. Ad-
ilreae t. J. CHKNKY A CO , Toledo, a
Sold by drussuia; latent.
W. L Pcuclao
! VMS' far.
I NO UKAKINflb
S. CORDOVAN.
a.wwticE.jsout.
akL7JBOYWO0ljHtlX
-XT-TV
a. . .
!lfADI!S3.
Dss Inanjellnemovs PolUni aodostnesraeil
Tst Qaaatu for breakfast
Fur,Lnauaiaa. ,
lanritTAM ant.
Tea eaa save Baaer by wearing ike
. W. U DMSIaa M.OO abee,
Heaass, we are ske lame nuanraetnfets f
leerahoas la lb world, end auarulee uua
Under the leaves, amid the grass, lazily
the day shall pass, yet not be wasted,
from my drowsy ease I borrow health and
strength to bear my boat through the great
life ocean. Mackay.
Iu the great warehouses of Manaos and
Para you may see enormous manse of dried
caoutchouc sap, resembling cheeses, await
ing shipment
Richard Payne Knight, the poet, Greek
scholar, and antiquary, waa a victim of
melancholia, and finally destroyed himself
with poison. .
BRACK THIS NKKVKR.
Sedative and opiate won't do It Til-ae ner
vineado not make the nerve atrons,an4 falllns
to ao hub, imii anort 01 protiueins lite easvntial
of their quietH.Ie visor. And white In extreme
eaaee and theae only-of nervona Irrilaliou
ach drug may be advluble, their frequent nan
I hlKhlv p-ejndiclal to the delicate uncanlam
a pirn whleb they act, and In order to renew
their quletlnc enVet Increased and dauseroui
doers eventually become neoeaaary. Iloatelter'a
S'oinaeh Hltn-r la an efficient auballlute for
ueh partilcloua drecri. It quiet the nerve by
braclue;, loiilnr, ilreithenln them. The con
nection between weak new of tb nervou aya
tera and that of the organ of disanttoa U a
Iron; and ympathetle link. The Bitters by
Imparting a healthlul Impulse to the digestive
nd aaalmiliittng function, promotes throueboat
Ihe whole ylm a vigor In which the nerves
Scrofula
ta Dlseaa Germs living la
tha Blood and feeding upon
its Life. Overoome theae
eras with
Scotfs
Emulsion
the Cream of Cod-liver Oil,
and make your blood health v,
aklQ pure and system strong.
Phuticumt, the world over,
endorse IU
fioa't It ritetltii If SifestltBltsf
.isms ky SeeW A aVwea,. T. All I
Mds gtadesf aaoa la Ik world, and a
veins by stasislaa) Ik aims sad arte, sa as
.wklsb inan sea esalna hlsknrisaaeaa
Ike ntldsleiaaa?! areAta. On akoea suunl auatsa
Ivrark la styls, aaes SlUa sad wauls eaalliwa,
Wkavtksas sold eeerywhsfa at lower ansae re
lksvlivatkeaaertkseaia. Tak.aeaaa.
anMMf yea, weeaa,
CUKIIS ELE6TKIC OIL EliltXER
' .
THE CHEAT FUEL SAVER.
I If OMst-Sf ARB 41 AS PKRVKCTttD AT
1 1 last Ma dirt, no ash, no odor, no danger.
3
perliwt method of generallng and burning gas
from aetrolsuni oil. Kor keeling; and rooking,
rtu snysloee; also adapted lorluiuaree.abani
I h caters aoo g raise. Abaolatslv (ale. ho nnaai.
Ibllllyot eipioaionsndehraper than any other
fuel, tall and Mamma lb Isiaet lu.en lou,
Aevnr. wanted in averv lueta and soontv In
California. Kevtda, Oregon and Washington.
ror einrnwr aauress .
ICiLIiir ELEBTIIB IUIIEI COXFllT,
racmo cots asit,
at Larkln Btrs-el, Baa rransleaa.
directions p ATA DDL!
-roawiso- LMiMnnni
Cream Balm.
Apply a particle of
the Balm well up Into
the noatrtla. After s
moment draw alronf
breath through lb
note. I se tbree tin
a day. after meala pre
ferfed, and before re
tiring.
Kl.Y HCItEAM BAI.M
Open and cleanses
the Nal Pswaurea,
Allay fain and lu-l
lLwSrStoiS COLD lh HEAD
afjmortMiaj iron, (..time, Honiuiw. wmt
trim
HERCULES
OAS and
OASOUMK
Engines
Taste and Smell. Tb Halm I auleklv eheorbed
sun rritev rsnef at ones, rrtrs on ernia si urttg-
gtMs or 07 mail. ai.i otwiHSKS,
M Warren Street, New York.
ST. HELEN'S
1lArr1lttsT b4 d I
sen not tur giria, i
'inn. mpimMim l
A.
s? a i
MALL. i I W,
Address MlarJEfl RODNXY, rorUand, Or.
-mutso roa-
come In for a Urge (bar. Usa the Bitter lu
malaria. eoutupaUon, bilious and kidney
Lit tie-Have yon any dlatant relatives? Mnlch
o; mine are ail near .nougn to visit m at
moment' uoilea.
THE DISCOVERY OF AMERICA
by Columbus brought
enlightenment to the
world. New fields of
enlightenment in this
century are In tha lines
of science. The triumph
of Conservative Mars"
ery Is well illustrated
py tne rar-t that
RUPTUREST"
iraltv cured without the
4
43
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a knife and without pain.
- Clumsy, chafing trusses
s..M is eon? out onen id
i.. . . wrangniatton and death,
tI I j an sv sm k . . u 1 v-. k . . . 7
sense," be replied, controlling til MORQ Ovarian, Hbrold ( Uterine) and
with difficulty: "just go to .,;kI,.; ,1 . m.","T S"""1 r "" removed
I'm tired.- g SJW-J Et'E!
I I LI 1 UIIIlin.1 7- ".- '"'
bors are n incompatible with extreme
longevity. All of these gentlemen bad, on
the average, passed the threescore and ten
years usually regarded as the length of
man's life. As the average life of woman
longer than that of man. there is no
knowing to what age they will survive
when they more generally adopt science
and literary occupations. --London Queen.
An American Shop In London-
Americana who nsed to go to Paris, where
they bad to feed on candied violets, rose
leaves and fruits, used to get homesick for
Broadway candy stores, and wander like
mourners about the streets after peripatet-
i soda fountains. The stones they would
pour into French ears about home products.
aud the eloQuence they expended in show
ing now tne t rench nation would open its
eyes u a ew York candy shop were to
open on a boulevard, would bs received
with polite credulity like that given bo de
scriptions of sound steam boats anronoi
of channel boats. The indifference of Paris
now of less consideration. An American
candy shop has been opened on Picadilly,
tv, W v.ti i, I- vi. . vi. 1 mlu 11 na mane tne London people open
uui;:. " """ , tbelr eyes, as it was predicted the Parisians
Will not hold bim to it."
"That's generous of you. What was it?"
"His daughter's hand in marriage. "Ex
change. '
Oatmeal as a Food.
Oatmeal is supposed to be bygienically
Impeccable, but it demands a tolerably
vigorous and rapid digestion to dispose of
it Dr. Benjamin Richardson gives numer
ous examples of heartburn caused by an
oatmeal diet which nothing could relieve
Thump.
I can't stand this any longer." said
Mr. Murfree in a whisper, beginning to
get huffy. "I'm a fooL I10 wonder
Samantha said so. I will certainly find
out what is outside of those curtains.
and this time Samantha shan't have
chance to brag over me. Perhaps I shall
be able to do something for once.
iteeping wen away irom the separa
tion between the portieres he carefully
let one root out of bed.
Am it touched the floor the rustle
sounded again, and so near that Mr.
Murfree nearly lost his balance with
fright, and found himself on his feet the
next moment shaking with alarm lest
he had provoked the marauder's atten
tion to the alcove or awakened the sleep
ing samantba.
But, no; all was quiet, and as soon as
be plucked np a sufficient amount ol
courage he peered cautiously through
tne curtains.
With difficulty he repressed an excla
mation or horror.
The moon's rays fell across the dresser.
cringing out each article on it with
weird distinctness, and lust in the
running np to the house when that
dreadful man made such a noise at tb
door. Dear me, if I didn't know yoo
had a chill I shonld think yon were
langhing."
And Mr. Murfree waa Carolyn Wade
in Buffalo News.
Vistula
lower boweL are permanently cured with,,, a
pln or resort to tho knife.
STONE f th? Bladder, no matter bow
w wilt, large, la crushed, pulverized, wiahed
2iLn.lEl!''"ilr """"ved without eutllng.
STR CTURE ,;r"!f 17 ! to "
IllJi. . removed without cutting In
hundred of case. For pamphlet, referenora
. J .., 10 cent (In stamps)
iau'n u,JpZ"TT Wl0"1 Assocuitlon,
until that article was Kanlul.l mnA w.-.u
returned immediately if the nse of it was maruie and silver, wherein is dispensed
would open theirs.
It is described as a fairylike abode,
wherein dwells in piles of dainty sweet
Bess long drawn out narrow white parcels
tied with pink ribbons and sealed with a
golden seuL These names are new, but shadow before the cheval glass was tht
they learn them filiirL v Winbrffnwn ! -....- it -
, , v 7 . . swujpiug ugure ur a man.
wlweTi
chocolate, food for the gods indeed. These 1 drawCT- ani Mr- Murfree gasped for joy
phrases are English, but do not euual the distinguished on the top of the cab
enthusiasm for the soda fountain, a temple met tne right of the glass the missing
resumed. Hanitary Era. .
( A Noted Suicide.
Bir Samuel Roniilly, a man of brilliant
genius, by whose efforts the criminal laws
of Lrigluud were remodeled a man loved i
wrua sweet, nature ana upngnt manliness
wiiile oveiome by grief at the death of
his ife, u ith his own hand sought rest be
jond. - Popular Science Monthly.
the ice cream soda and the hot sodas that
young New York has found so attractive.
New York Evening Sun.
A IHllcent PoplL
Teacher I am glad to see you work
ing so diligontly at your writing lesson,
j Little Boy Yes'm; I want to get so I
can write my own excuses. Good New.
revolver.
"If I can only reach him," said Mr
Murfree to himself, "jump on him as he
is bending over, and secure the revolver
before he recovers himself it's a good
l pian ana tne oniy one. I in getting kind
of riled; I don't believe I'm such a cow
rd after all."
I With a mighty effort he braced bim
self and advanced cautiously, keeping
"Jnbberwock," a Beiolt of lllaenaalon.
The Jabberwock is the organ of tbs Bos
ton Girls' Latin school. Tha meanins of
"Jabberwock" was as much a mystery to
Its founders as to the curious friends who
asked questions shout it But from a let
ter from Mr. Carroll himself, granting pep.
mission to the girls to use the name, tbey
learned that "Jabberwock'' was very suit
able and appropriate. The letter was as
follows:
LovDna-. Tmh. a 1AM.
Mr. Lewis Carroll hss mnch nleaanra is sis.
big to th editress of the proposed magaiin
permhwion to nse tbe title tber wish for. Ha
find that the Anglo-Saxon word "wocer," or
"woeoT," signifies "offspring." or "fruit." Tak
ing; "Jabber" in Its ordinary accentatlon nf "as.
cited and voluble discussion," this would girt
the meaning of "the result of mnch avcluut
discussion." Whether thi nhras will have
any application to th projected periodical it
will be for tbe future hiatorlan of American
literature to determine. Mr. Carroll wishes
all sncceas to the forthcoming magazine.
Boston Transcript,
' Ke Contented.
Some people are always irrnmhllno-.
rbere Is nothing like contentment. A
young lady resorted to tears tbe other day
because her father thought $25 was too
much to pay for a bat. If that young lady
had only considered that there are thou
sands of young girls wbo don't spend that
mnch money in a year for hats, she would
have received consolation. Another case
in point is of a youth wbo grumbled be
cause his father could not just at the time
pay for tbe boy's shoes beinn- mended.
That boy little thought that at the same
time he should bars been contented and
put np with what he had, for his next door
neighbor bad recently met with an acci
dent, and be had no feet to put shoes ta.
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SWtlVI rt ST T kMlanw4jaa asi S . I saw . m. "
and ff.OOpor paokage. Sample freST
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RISDDH IRON WORKS. S. F.yailj
I. John- - '
Hollar. I
STRENGTH,
Mining Machinery, Bryan Mllla, Joka-
stoa Coneentratora, Kaglasa, Hollars,
rumpi sad Usnsral Masblnsry.
Ketluaatee given on all elaases of Iron
work. Addraas
r. n. mourk, m. m,
Hotel Portland, Portland, Or.
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IF NOT SATISFACTORY,
Mam in Pos-rUHo gy
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