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About The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913 | View Entire Issue (March 30, 1894)
D I URING hard times con sumers cannot afford to experiment with inferior brands of baking powder. It is NOW that the great strength and purity of the ROYAL make it indis pensable to those who desire to practise economy in the kitchen. Each spoonful does its perfect work. Its increasing sale bears witness that it is a necessity to the prudent it goes further. 2J? ROYAL BAKINQ POWDCR CO., 106 WALL ST., NEW VOftK. IN A JUSTICE COURT. "HIS HONOR" DEUIVERS AN OPINION IN IMPRESSIVE STYLE. Ha Needed It. Jack Harrlup (despondently) My aunt lays she will Iwive her money to soma de serving chanty. Tom BriKbtleigh Cheer up, old You'll probably get It, (or I don't know any one deserving charity more than you. I rum, Om of the Signs. "Mrs. Dotinby thinks that her youngest Boy Is going to De a great actor." "Wbyf" "Because he doesn't cry like most babies when she has his photograph taken, lie positively enjoys it." Washington Star. CONSCIENTIOUS. Some DltTereneo. "I got an awful lickin with the wire bris tle hairbrush this morning," said Billie. "Pshaw!" said Johnnie. "That don't hurt." . "Yes, it does. Pa bad the bristle aide down." Harper's Bazar. ,Kot a Bad Outlook. Little Sister You've been fighting agaiif JUittle Brother Yep. "What will become of you if you go on tgbting?" "JJunuo. ilebby I'll be a great actor Wen 1 grow up." Good News. Tha Argument BeeoBiee PciusiL Tommy Hub! You needn't feel so stuck np. xourdaddy used lodriveamilk wagon.' Sammy I know it. I've beard him say your daddy's been owing him a milk bill of S4 for rnore'n 16 years. l bicaco Record. Children will not develop uniformly unless they get sufficient nourishm'ent, They will be thin, weak, hollow-chested. Scott's Emulsion iiiiMrrTiTnrTiTiir , tlie Creaxa of CoJ-liver Oil and Hypophosphttes, over comes the tendency toward thinness and makes children i strong and healthy. Physi cians, the world over, endorse it. , Don't ti3 deceived ty Substitstes! , Prepared by bcolt a Bowua. N. V A 1 1 recent That Elephant Shoal,: Re Sewn, Even If Ho Had to r'urulnh the Match. Senator Calvin S. Brice recently told story of one of his boyish experiences: "You can possibly imagine the interest we lads in the country took when a circus came to town. From the time the colored posters were up am) tbe circulars distrib uted until tbe arrival of the show there was not a moment but that was one of ex eitement. "Circuses traveled in caravans then over the country. They were not as elaborate affairs as those of the present, but I cer tainly nave never seen one in recent times which caused me the wonderment and gnve me tbe pleasure of those old time shows. The entries into town were the great events of the season, and for hours at a time when a circus was coming we watched the road or went out in the country to act as an escort to the elephant and vassals to t ne clown. Upon one occasion we watched and watched for the approach of the show, but it was delayed, the morning sped awav. the afternoon disappeared, and yet no cir cus. Finally night came, and the darkness deepened, and with it came tbe report that tne snow was near at band. But what were we to do. for it was now so dark that we could not have told an ele phant from tbe shadow of a bay wagon and all our joy would be gone if we could not aee the animals pas along the road? At that time one of the boys discovered a quantity of lumber which some one had bought to build a bouse. TU tell you what,' said be, 'let's, build a fire with this timber, and then while it's burning we can 0 tbe wbole show pass, elephant and alL "The boy to whom he made this remark hesitated, looked at the lumber and then peered down the road. Then he said: 'Ob no. I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't burn np the timber. It wouldn't be right, you know. But say,' be continued heattatiasr- y, i ve goi a niatcn nere u you want to see the elephant. "New York Herald. ERADICATES BLOOD POI SON AND BLOOD TAINT. Civeral bottles of Swift's Specific (S.S. S.) entirely cleansed my system of contagious blood poison of the very worst type. Wn. S. Looms, Shreveport, La. Bo Wanted to Know. "S'posin a man bad a pass over this here railroad," said a man with a faded overcoat and a tangled gray beard, "he cu'd ride fer nothin, bayf" "That's what he could." replied the gate tender at tbe Central station, to whom the query was addressed. "Free gratis fer nothin, hayf" , "Yea." . "Conductor wouldn't ask fer no tare?" "Certainly not." "Wouldn't be no snap game about It. hayf If I had a pass, I'd use it Jest like a uccet, hayf" "Yes, you blamed old fool, yes." The old man was rather astonished bv this outburst, and he retired to a bench to think things over. After awhile he came np to tbe gate tender and coughed a couple 01 times. "1 don't wanter be intrudin, pardner ," he said, "but I wisht ye'd tell me one tbing." "Whatisitr" juey wouiun'i oe any danger that a man'd hafter pay if be bad s pass, would tneyr" ... ... "No, not a bit. What are yon asking me such fool questions forf Have you got a paasr" Ao, not yit " replied the old man. edg ing away, "but I writ down for one t'other day, an I kinderwanted t' find out all 'bout them.' Buffalo Express. CURES SCRCFULA EVEN IN ITS WORST FOAMS. T had scrofula in 1884, and cleansed my , system entirely from it by taking seven bottles of S. S. S. I have not had any symp toms Mince. C. W. Wilcox, Spartanburg, S. C v '..'Vl HAS CURED HUNDREDS OF A.f CASES OF SKIN CANCER. Treatise on Blood and Eldn Diseases mailed tree. Swift Srscinc Co, Atlanta. Ga. Free by Mail on reoeipt or o dolus A Whole Garden. Let us ail von onr IUnstr ted Catalonia which will tell yoo all about it. h unset Borland Plant s.;o. lesnerwooa riail Siorse y Co.), 427-B Iran ome oau rraaciaco. new tea aeeas s specialty. Bow It Impressed Him. Whoever has seen tbe Washington mon ument in Baltimore, with tbe crouching bronze lion of Bary e near its base. will appre ciate the story tbey tell about the rustle huntsman on his first visit to town. He waa shown all the objects of interest in Baltimore one by one, but gave each only a passing glance and not even so much aa a word of comment, when be came in sight of tne Washington monument, however, a new light shot from bis eye. At last it was obvious that something had been found to interest him. He scanned the shaft for some minutes, running his eye trom the base to tbe point on which the statue stood and back again, then fastened his gaze on the crouching lion as if fasci nated. His lips parted, and his city friends drew near to hear bis criticisms of the sculp tor's art. At last out came tbe words. 'B'gad, he's got the old man treed, ain't nei" jutte field's Washington, Official Hauteur. January 15.. Vebruarr 1.. " 15.. March 1 15 ..19 per cant ..10 " ..11 -.15 .. " .. 8 " TOTAt.... 5 per cent " ii.,. , unr eanonuiri in i a nays Fronts paid twice each iimiith; money can be withdrawn anv tune; sal to 11,000 can be invested; . write ftir 'nrurmatlon. jriBHKK ft CO.. Hankers and Brokers. 18 and so Broadway, Mew York. INSIST ON HAVING THE Belting, Packing and Hose, Boots and .. . Shoes, Rubber and Oil Clothing, Druggists' Rubber Goods, HAXUraCTCBSD BT- Goodyear Rubber Co., T8 and 15 First St., Portland, Or. Write tor catalogue rasa. Attempt to Quash an Indictment Because nra Misspelled Word Tim Justloe Whose Chief Ainu Is to Tut the "Kerboah" on Crime Whenever It Shows Ital'gl; Front. Life has been lamentable failure to the man who bits not prowled aroitud the pre cinct judicial gristmill on grinding days ad seen iniquity "stomped on" aud Jus tice crowned queen of the May. But if yon would see tbe justice court in tta wild, "unpestered" state go Into the jungles of east Texas, where it roams at will and subsists on funny young men who get accused of disturbing a peace which In all likelihood never existed. In such places the justice of the peace gener ally runs hla office in connection with small stock of family groceries, and the sessions of the court are held in the rear end of the mercantile establishment, where the presiding genius can keep his eye on the front door, so that he may not miss cash sale if opportunity offers. And the opportunity sometimes presents itself on such occasions, and "bis honor" asks the lawyer And the jury to exeuse him while be increases the gross receipts of the cash drawer. It also happens sometimes that tbe J. P. espies some one in the courtroom who is in arrears for supplies, and lays a paperweight on legal proceedings while he attempts to induce the delinquent to sonars the account. This annietimea re sults In bad blood between debtor and creditor, angry words, axhandles and bar rel staves and the ground torn up, in which "his honor" sometimes comes out of the conflict on all tours, with a head on him like a hippopotamus. Then an adjourn ment is in order, and the rest of tbe docket IS carried uvrj to tiiu lifiEi term of I attended the sitting of one of these courts once and saw it batch out a small brood of unvarnished justice. A young man naa disturbed the peace and trifled with the dignity of the state in the one and the same transaction, and justice wnetted Its nayfcmfe and bowled for re venge. "The court' had drawn up the indictment at tbe Instance) of a nervous gentleman, who claimed that a subdivi sion of the peace located in his immediate vicinity had been disturbed by the young man Hereinbefore referred to. In draw- lng up the indictment "his honor" had deflected somewhat from Hoyle and or thography and spelled peace p-i-e-o-e. nen court was opened, counsel for defen dant attempted to quash the complaint on the ground of its literary and legal imper fection and made quite an exhaustive ar gument to that end. After counsel had closed his argument "the court" sustained the indictment in substantially the fol lowing language: W hue admitting that In the drafting of tbe indictment an embarrassing degree oi umamiiianiy witn tne standard au thorities on diction is evident from the spelling of the word peace, at the same time it is the opinion of 'the court' that this inaccuracy does not vitiate the indict ment, for we cannot enter upon the dan- gerous precedent of predicating tbe ad. ministration of justice upon a certain de gree of familiarity with the textbooks. Justice was fuH grown and had corns on her toes before knowledge had ceased to wrestle with the colic. She stood guar dian over the liberties of man while knowl edge was in the kindergarten and small clothes, and now to make her snbservient to this precocious young 'on were like the head paying homage to the tail. If coun sel will bear with 'the court,' we will state that we are here to administer a job lot of rectangular justice and not for the par pose of discussing the literary merit of tbe complaint wherein a superfluity of f seems to have obtained and in which the drought appears to have struck the 'a' crop. "Admitting that, when scrutinized by the scholarly eye, 'peace' conveys to the mind different meaning to tbatof 'piece.' it has no age over it when conveyed to the understanding phonetically. Hence. shonld a witness on the stand testify to tbe fact that the defendant had disturbed the peace, the import of the word would be determined by the sense in which it was employed, and the same process of reasoning wonld obtain aa applied to the written instrument. Therefore 'the court' holds that the complaint, while a little wobbly in its legs as regards literary makeup, is abundantly sufficient for all practical purposes, and this is not a court in which abstract theory will ever be invited to a seat up next to the stove and practical demonstra tion allowed to gnaw a file in the back ball. We take it for granted that justice would get along as well and sleep as soundly should a conviction be secured for disturbing the 'piece' as though the same verdict bad been obtained for disturbing the 'peace.' The fine would be no harder to pay for the person so convicted, the rup tured peace would recover its normal func tion as early, and the revenue accruing to tbe county by reason of tbe fine collected would build as many bridges, court houses or jails. The chief end and aim of the justice court is to put the kerbosh on crime wherever it sbows its ngly front, and not to attempt to compete in ortho graphical finish with the bill of fare at a first rate restaurant in drawing up bills of indictment. Scholarly attainment is all well and good, but tbe crucial moment sometimes arrives when justice presses her lily white bands to ber stomach and yearns to be satisfied. We do not desire to be understood as favoring the conviction of a party for one offense when charged with another. For bid that we should desire a man bung when he shonld only have the seat of bis pants kicked into tatters and his plug of tobacco taken away from him. Neither do we favor the release of a party when it is evident that he is guilty simply because the indictment whereby he is brought be fore the courts would fail to provoke ap plause from a literary society. Ho, with a supreme desire to do the square thing be tween legal form on tbe one band and box toed justice on the other, 'the court' will be forced to sustain the sufficiency of the indictment and leave the rest to the Jury and its God." Then the trial was entered into, and aft er the evidence was taken and a pyro technic display of oratory ton-'-ed off by the counsel on either side of a case, the jury found the defendant guil.y and fined him $5 and trimming for disturbing the piece, uuiveston Mews. CRACKING 6AFE3, instructive Experiments Conducted Government fctnerts. The oohilli Ion of the nutlnunted vaults of the United State tiiiisury has Induced the government, throtiub a commission, to un dertake some experiments in the art of bur glarizing or blowing open safes. Charles K. Munroe. who conducted the Investigation, spoke of the subject as follows to a Wash ington Star reporter: "By experiments of mechanical experts the oommiasion showed that In a burglar's timenud wit b tools at a burglar's command it was entirely possible to take off the lam inae constituting the doors aud walls of or dinary safes, anil with drills and blowpipes to cut holes 4 Inches in diameter through 4' inches of the best metal -franklinita aud other high trsiatants. "Then by experiments n l,.'th I eundaol-1 edit was proved possible by attacks with fulminate of m-reury, nitroglycerin, dy namite all art ides of ordinary commerce to open any of the safes of square construc tion in less than an hour, often In a few minutes, aud by he useof charges so small as to do no seriots damage to the building or even to the coitents of the safe, and with out producing samcient report to attract attention In the immediate neighborhood. "The first method of attack was by the door. The comnou square, most generally I used, and the circular, known as the screw j "I see dot In your eye. door, but also f laminated or sheet con truction, were found to yield quickly to a small quantity cf nitroglycerin poured into the crack, which always exists in such con struction between the door aud jamb. "In one of myexperinienU a safe taken from a bank wat attacked. It had a screw door. The safe was ii feet 5 Inches cube, built up of eight alternate layers of Iron and steel approximately one-half Inch each In thickness anil at the back about inches through. The screw door was com posed of 10 one-half inch plates. The first and second plates were of iron, the third of steel, the fourth of steel, and then alternat ing till the tenth. It was built lu Ave steps, the diameter of the first being 15 Inches. and then each one inch smaller till the ninth and tenth. The last was 13 inches iu diameter. These plates were fastened from within by screw bolts. An annular iron ring was fastened to the inside plate from the Inside by 10 bolts and had a screwhead cut Into its exterior circumference. This fitted into another aunular iron ring fas tened to the inside plate of the safe arouud the door opening. A circular iron frame hung on hinges acted as a carriage to the door, and into this was screwed an annular iron ring, through which slid into the door eight half inch screw bolts passed. When the bolts were removed, the circular Iron frame with annular Iron ring could be swung back, and the screw door presented itself with its first plate flush with the outside of tbe safe, and showing six one-half inch bolt holes through the first plate of the door, arranged in a circle about one iuch from the outside circumference. Two handles diametrical y opposite were attached to tbe gnhwaab. tt wits an awfully wet dar. I suds cousin by of mine, Al Carmfiix, of Barbour, Va. ! though practicing law In Xew York, found ourselves at Si)iiira 1'emiltigtou's tavern on the haruwunu river, east shore of Murrluud, By dinner time (and a capital dinner the squire gave uh) the barroom was full though it would have been fuller, perhaps, If they hadn't "local option," Well, after dinner we all fell to talking. I Yon know how sociable they get south of Mason aud Dixon's line who go duck shoot lug. Due thing led to another, till we be gan guessing where the others "hailed from," I confess It mails me tnml when a big countryman from across the Hue in Cecil county reckoned I was "from out west soinewhar," but the fun came In when smooth shnven, round faced, big paunched chan, called bchwaiih by our boat. Knokenn. "Now, vare you dink 1 was from, ehf Vat gouiidryniana vould you dink 1 wasr" Dead silence. The audHcliy of Ilerr Schwaab wa quite appalling. But a wink from rvuiiliigton gave Al tbe cue. "You're from Hoatou." Schwaab grinned. "No, note to bod os dot," Another guessed South Carolina, another California, and my friend from Cecil coun ty ventured theupiiilou that bewas a Span- lard. 'Now, you vas voolln," said Schwaab, Veil, you gill it up, ehf I douglit you vould. 1 s'brct, vun dime or umiuder I viki! more as a hundert beebles. 1 bees a Cliermau. . Haw, haw, uawi" i.ire. Tbe heirs of Dinniis, ere, are still en joying; an income of nlaMit $7,000 d year from the salt) of his novels, of which be wrote alxmt 300. Two or three furnish most of the revenue. AN CNSttKN KNKMT Is more to be dreaded limn an open ami visible one. That subtile ami hi'klns tin., which under me generic, inline ol malaria manifests I Kelt. wheu It clutches n In t tenaaioiisarai.p.lii the imiviiB lurum ui l inns tmu lervr, ulilOMH remit' tent, dumb awie or airne mice, can only be effect- uaii KuarutHi SKiilnst by fortifying ilia system mains! li imliliims attneks wl h Hosteller's Stomach Millers, a Ihurotnrh antidote lo the poison oi niliumia in the system and a safeguard against it Iboroiuthly lo be relied hhmi. In the event of a malarious aiisek avoid ioUonl your syalem with quinine, and use Insiesd thin wholesome reno-ily, m objectionable In taste aud far more erncaclotw than any droit, t'se the Hitters for lUsptipsiM, bUioiiKness, eo.. slips Hull, kidney complaints and rbeiuna ism. S'.CaIifcrEii Dr. Evory' , IheGrest Cure forCfttarrh, feafni,CoM8, Sore Throat, lloarrciiu&f, lleuitactie, fv-tld, Sickening !retu i llestnrrs the Voice, Sense Of emelLctc, i ikp at-c-auoniukiMsor unit. i. f. KVOIC V Sf f fO-R", N, f. 8, V. No. 038-8. 1. N, U. No. 615 Henry Clay Say, nigger, yoase powerfn. proud sense yo' done commenced sweepln out that pos'offlce. Whyn't yo' speak to a gemman when he passes by, John Randolph When I sees nnthln, I says nuthin. Truth. Two expressmen In Spokane had a dis pute over a dime, which reunited in a fight, Two hours later each paid in tbe police court a fine and costs amounting to 117, and the question of who owned the dime wasn't settled either. The Horse's Unt. The horse's bat, which last year a hu mane horse owner in Bordeaux provided for his horses, is now becoming a great article of trade in France. It is made of straw and covers the eyes and forehead of the horse, while openings are left for the ears. A sponge is kept in the inside of the hat, and this is moistened from time to time with vinegar so as to keep the horse's hoad refreshingly cooL A Horse For Three Hollars and a Half, The crowd langhed when the auction eer's assistant brought forward a horse at a sale in Ottawa one day last week. One dollar was the first bid. By easy stages this was raised to 13.50. and at that price the animal changed owners. OPENED BT NITnOGLYCKRIX. annnlar iron ring screwed into the iron frame hinged on the front of tbe safe. Tber were used to screw np and unscrew the door, The object of the test was to remove plate after plate and effect an entrance. irst, one one-hundredth of an ounce of nitroglycerin was introduced, and plate 1. the least securely fastened, waa removed. Then tbe amount of explosive was increased aa the fastenings became stronger till one- fourth of an ounce was used upon tbe Inner plates. Tbe 10 plates were all removed and access to tbe contents of tbe safe obtained in 88X minutes. As an example of the opening of the or dinary square door, the attack was upon a safe which was built for tbe Mercantile National bank of New York city. It was delivered to tbe commisBion locked and sealed as it came from tbe bank. It was 5 feet 8 inches high, 2 feet inches wide aud 2 feet 2 inches deep on tbe outside. It was found to consist of six plates. The first outer plate was of wrought Iron one-half Inch thick; tbe second, wrought iron one quarter inch thick. Tbe third was one half inch thick of three and five ply lami nated welded steel and Iron strips, presuma bly chrome steel, with turned corners, each plate being 6 inches wide. Tbe fourth plate was of franklinite inches thick, cast in double basket work, one-quarter inch wrought iron rods laid in sections, with solid turned corners. Tbe fifth was one-quarter inch wrought iron; the sixth, one-half inch wrought Iron. The construc tion was excellent. The door was a fine anM-tmun e9 Irliirl I .. .,...!.! ,..1 I L. - v.. . . . , v .. . ,10 n , 1 1 1 1 , 111 iiuTiuoi niLU , tongue and groove and rubber packing. I The bolting and locking was a beautiful' niece nf wnrkniHoulilnnf v.Iia mraf. Im1isnj ' and most approved kind. It was 2 feet wide and 5 feet bigb. - "Tl,. ol,..,.L. ., V..,,..... l. . - - .... " , o urguu ij umauisj a putty well at tbe edge of the door and pour- j ing into tbe crevice between tbe door and ' tht jamb 4.8 ounces of nitroglycerin. Tbe 1 explosive ran in rapidly, notwithstanding tne nc was very close, ho wedge was neo- essary. tight minutes after operations began the charge was flred. The safe had 1 been placed in a rough shed, and when all was ready everybody walked away to a dis tance of SO feet. Ko slight was the report for which we were listening that the com missioners would scarcely believe any work had been done. . We found that the whole jamb of the door was blown out and under tbe door a space left sufficient to admit the whole band and arm into tbe safe. The Dlate of franklinif xu nhnUorai into fragments. Tbe under door of tbe ' lower compartment was blown In, the dl-1 riding shelf between tbe lower and middle compartments was blown upward, tbe first three plates of the Jamb were torn out down to the franklinite. and the first plate of the three-sixteenths of an inch was en tirely stripped off. In eight minutes full access bad been gained, by means easily at burglar's command, into this large safe constructed for a metropolitan bank as ! burglar proof. This was but a type of j umuy experiments, which demonstrated conclusively that with the ordinary safe of i square construction, sometimes called the 'standard,' it is perfectly easy to gain ao- cess by small amounts of easily obtained and safely used explosives." A socletv with the oviiomen of " hmirnved Order ol While Men " would receive the cordial Indorsement of the average wife. Bronchitis. Sudden changes of the weather cause bronchial troubles, "(roan's AVmiciiW Teochri" will give relief. Jtorf on'y i' bora. I'rice, lii cents. Older Sister Clara, I'm surprised lo s you soak your bread in li e gravy; ii's exceedingly bad form. Clara Well, it's awfully rood taste. WATKIt MOTOR. VNItaiCKslAItV RIK, Tht wist man rum no unnecessary fliki. Ther ,' are ftw greater risks than allowing cold t) fasten Itself upon the system. Whether tt attacks the throat, the lungs, tht stomach or tht muscular system, II given even a little time, it Is iitrt to strengthen its hold and can then bs shaken oil' onl with great dlllloulty. It It entirely tinnecrsssry to run these risks, Ai.Loot'K's 1'oRotn Plastirs applied to the back, chest, pit of tht stomach or to the llmiit will cll'sotuallr prevent the trouble from Increasing. They are slmplt in tlielr Ingredients, perfectly salt, and can be applied by a child, BaAMiiRiTU'tl'iiiUtoneup tht system. Hluvvosanl-Half the world never knows how Ihs other hall liv.s. MaOlson -That's what I comes ol living In Hau wlthuul an sir shall, Stats or Ohio, Oitv or Tolsoo.I I,W1 B UOtlNTV, I ' Frank J. t'liaNKr mskea oalh that he Is th senior partner of the tlrin of K. J. Ciirnky A Co., dolus business lu the city nf Toledo, noun ly and SUte sforeasld, Slid that suld rlrin will ay the sum of ONK IIDNIIHKO iHILLAItH for eai'h and every case, of catarrh that oamiot ho cured by the use ol Hall's Catarrh Turk. niANr, j. uiiBi.-MiT, Marorn lo before me mid a ibserlbed In my presence this tltti day oi lieoember. A. I). IHSil, lKAi.,j a. w, ni.r,Aion. AWnry fiibhV. Hall's Catarrh Care Is taken Internally, and sets directly oil the blood and mucous surflui of lua system. BVud for tesllmonlnla, free. F. J liittjNnr ijii , Toledo, 0, Sold by drunKlU; IS cents. 'WSUiiA A rOTTKK I'RKMt. Bixe, 33x48 Inside bearers; table dlstrlbu- n mum . t, um.Mim Dyspepsia Mrs. Judge Pock Tells How She was Cured RunVmra from rjvBttoii'.ia sli nth) vint1 ,(,, r.,. I lowing letter Jiom Mrs, II, Al. I'eek. wila'if JtntKu rei'k,aiitieafrraoy,t'iilRiida writer connected Willi the Aisoolalod I'nssi "lly a t cep sense of Rratltuds for the rrr rt benefit I bavo received Irotu tliu uscinl ilnod'u Harair!lla, I have btsn led towtlielhnfolk -w. lug statement for the beuollt of ullitrers who may bos ndlarly alltleted. or lo years 1 hurt been a great stifle rer from dyspepsia and Heart Trouble), Almoit everything 1 sto would distress me. I III, d different treatments aud niedloiues, but lulled to realhu) rellrl. Two vrn.s nuo a trlend prevailed Um me to try llixal's r-atsamuili. the first bolt's 1 noticed helped me, so Iron. Hum u takliiK It It dl J me so-much good that my friends spoke of the Improvement. 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The many, who live bet tor than others and enjoy life more, with '?s expenditure, by more promptly tiliiptiiiK the world's best product lo the needs of physical being, will attest lie value to health of the pure liquid nxativo principles embraced in tiie remedy, Syrup of Figs. lu excellence is due to its presenting in the form most acceptable and plena a it to the taste, the rcf rcshitig and truly beneficial properties of a turfed lax ative ; effectually cleansing the system, diapeiling colds, headaches and fevers and permanently curing cofmtipittion. It has given satisfaction to millions and met with the approval of the medical profession, because it acts on the Kid neys, Liver and Dowels without weak ening them and it Is perfectly free from every objectionable substance. Syrup of Fip is for sale by all drug gists in 00c and $1 bottles, but it it man ufactured by tho California Fig Byrtip Co. only, whose name is printed on every package, also the name, Syrup of Figs, and being well informed, you will not accept any substitute if offered. Por Hovers. Llnmrlmr Coughs. Weak Lungs, Weeding from f.tiifg, llronrhitls, Asthma, and Consumption. In its early stages, Dr. 1'lerrw's Uoldeii Medical Duanv- ery is a sovereign remedy. It not otriy cures the cough but also builds up the strength and Heah of those reduced Isslow a healthy standard by " Wasting HiMoaae." nut not niaat tat folks mors corpulent. n. F. WU.KV. of Boa piier, OiNWrst fa., Wyo., writes i "I had bmnehltla for twenty years aud over, anil I oould not work with out coughing so hard at to taae an my strengtn away. I took Ore bot-tli-s of Dr. I'leroe's Golden Miilical lilseov. ery, ami glvs you my word anil honor that I can do any work lhat more is to do on my 'rancli ' without cough ing. I have not taken any of tho MluMvo Uislli-nl Dlsoovary ' for a yoar. r Cj yj Ma. Wilst. Only THI Cheap Hiffh-Class TVI'KHKITKIt. O I'rlee SUA; superior to 11110 maehinea. Agents warned In every town. Hood eiiaw lor live men. Wrl'e for particular and rainloatie f Typewriter Siii.plles. FACiyiC TYI'KWUlTKU EXL'HA.MiK, i'orl and. Or. "LI In rvfri tvirf irnt:ir there is no superior among .ill baking pow- ask rot it DKi fitiiNT run WHEELER'S CARBON BISULPHIDE, -fot KlTtRMIKATtNa C round Squlrrela and Cophert. r. A. COttK CO., tola Agents, . I'urllauil, Or. KIDNEY, Bladder, Drlnary and l.lver Pisrssss. Dropsf (travel and Diabetes are cured by HUNT'S REMEDY THI 1ST RIONIT AND tivm MIOICINI. 7k I V take the ?l7hVi XBE8T In hm rt v4r in whtrh h ArrHer Oft, 4l4 !.Atnm U spift'ltKl $HN in ihn tjrofk, tttMi 4it mA furutaii tItaii. ttr- ivtml Ut Ihf tnliv yr trill Nt ilr. etui ft m ihI (r lb ftrfflli litis ttteli tht tmnrtntvut twm m 4i fan vhM'iim ta know tt thu laviM enptli4lnf (I Ara vH ruriot tt Inow Kow the) Atiiimw l' cm n ntkw btvl ruk, hard) tirt prMM ltt bf.tr Mret inm m4 inf thcUtftitir.B thit Tlvw rrW I" fnrwsaw thai mom. Uiimi btur than tMiaimif tta mgutritd nhI lottMO Ua4 ImiJ lJm-t Wfrr fnroiftl tiiu Kntiniii m. roimrm rr mtoui arbi. it 4!ITICirTKM, IT RMM WIUT 14 mNU. IT MOH WH4T HH(M I B U lOMMtt, IT ftKOH II LOIIM WHAT IT MIIIIM IM1, BtwaM. of IliUt It mi mi witMRHMM fmnf. MM tUtM Mi tin tmofoiMt. qnantilf ( i-4, att4 ix-xl $nU. Th wthi j I4IIUW M) n4 I -, fuu mH, mw witjrii na BsTff, hft M .iw'wn. bttl h duln 1 knaw ll M all in tta naal Hit few lnM t ha ,n by. ihitf I In tit twtn, Uia fwta. Hta nntoUli.'R t fwn4 In tlr 4ifcay a Htmtil r'lt M tor to m haa-htn lhan a B''hr waa. ' Atlr dona awt Ar 4"int ft Ihitttf and II la kiwwii ta ba lM otirf thm ta d. MTtaill lllll plktlrlf HOefra U httlfrl MIB( "WfNO if T'Mg will mi niAit'tofh ntMtry lodori ' Wo mU Iho Hl Wintlwill boaliMM. Mana IK ataoal lo whrfih Iho boat ofttur Imilalnia tmn wlt htti rotoulviy an- roaoh and in thatr atxtoavar tn riOk tldl waably a artntanlinf at tho ttafnao mt Iho ntof Hot to twr la our ntout ouuav ror itivartutitf wnt nxi wa rm tt f Tba raar. ta Xh. WK Ml II U THK Hnr W K0. HRUAIlN. LRIM r eiMT, and ro hfltvt know htUr Ikon anylp, Wa irt.Hf lhat Ihlo toinl, oiaoaod to bo lr( will lot iraitoo), ittti ir proiwiii gaivantfrnf, will loaf ara of yoara. Harbad ira oalvanliW will laat 3U and b rao Meal If u $4 m now. Haw lotto dtoo II ll oainlodt but Iho barrtsrd wito a an tlfhih of an Inch lb k, whito omw J lha atool ottod in Iho katto of ortndmilla la trom a Unity aaeoitd to atUtt-tWtr. nf an m-b Itttrb, and throf wwnM lal only from a tanrth t an aig hth aa Inn. aa tbo borbad wiro, atnar tht no. hainfl aHB, km IWf ara tin oqital, kf ahto I aurial haa holoi puncbod IkruMttb. H and m motod In tktckat and atM rlaid aWcaa Tbo tthratwrit nf Iho Into Mrla al anM rarfca too nalnl I round that rivota, and wtr at raro yoia in tnd rualajHitklr tail Awa tbo thin oartt Ib.ma hat utod alanlod otoUl and pot HUNT'S REMEDY Curaa Brltht'l VUmmt lUtimllon or Non r vouuffto vi una, rauii iu id Havok. luilun at Did. tdaak rtvato. Thtt of aourto l m an food at oointtno Uih Iho ant Odoa nf lha valvamiavt ntrlal I afrtoctod, WK til I Ml HIK THE 1 Ko ntor nalafw obwol. aw i borora bHo aol loo ol bar a oooota ma trn, no wo nnoar, mmw IMooo nra a root. woriotaoa. wo noto noiMaf baas. and la in n Wonooldo'l toll or awtal Ml too. I U jmm ttoali 114 I AO V'aas. i- afr flak, two oat i mm r Sr,.-s.' AT iZ- 1. it m- I It i Bold on a flruarante by ail drug. erutn. It cures Incipient Consumption and in tha bent Cough, and Croup fUro. TT. L. norcifsAfl an ahai equal custom work, cmiinif irotn m io y, dc( TBI uc inr mi1 money in tho world, hi. line mnd price Msmpcd on the bottom. Kvery pair wuraMc-u. Jakcrwuuhsti. C lutfl. Bee IM-al nancr for full ,OTTAMWinnrtKWtiecriPtionof "ui" complete P t0MUiTV tmtraUd Latah ffivinfr in t met ion hnu, Ia derby mail. Pott ape free. You enn jret Uwbtot bttraTuna of deaJert who push our shoes? pf mm Af- motor WhI to mlt4 mmd tUad i of ruH tnt Immuritimr, H at (aom immrn Med ll tWtW tiK mnd olwoisMMWi md Ufl lhn Mitt 4t fcM makot mtthmmttal 4s mttd ulU mwmrm .,-n rwwTf, rrirnf, sui sflna a)waf gr I 0r mwrt to JIM, rorw o noaf ofWW ktrt Iht Btoltm I MM I mmd fo uthaUy M ir aoaMsMatiss. Aa k I f an4 MWoW tnmrih m tm pirn. I Ant ootw mm mi-umo, M'Mr,sfr unit rltablt. i i, mtpmtt ro to I oVj, nn4 umm aWn emmml tfn do M. If Am aV tvrw I "" Joroiia otWtetf ftvm awoor'i ooat a mmot hmr, I HUNT'S REMEDY S"!?. ,lrarifl, Nervons Dlsaasaa, Osusra UsbUlly, rsatals Hsakusss sud Kicsma. HUNT'S REMEDY Cures Blltorunsas. Readanhs, Jsunrllr., Soul Hlomaoh, l)jrsaip.(a, Coosilpallon and Hiss. HUNT'S REMEDY )Ta 4T ONtlKaa Iht Hldavys, l.lver and Hswili. rs-iorliig than lo a bMlihyatc 'n,and :-ItfcN wban all oth.r me,llrlnM (all. Hundreds bars baan saved who bv bssa glvtn up lo dls by Irleuds and pbyslciaui. aOl.t HV ALL DRUUUINTa. DOCTOR I 1 11tMM THE GREAT CURE -rosv INDIGESTION Tlnnrl n r RIM -AND- CONSTIPATIOrj. Una word About lha naturo of falvanlnni. Aarraotor Whoal, Vtrto am Tha ailvarjr whilt oatmi wlilah Rll tmy port and aovara avcrv nortion n Tur M tine and tlamtnuw a r out on, buA wblch, after atandlna let a nm witn iho alaol, a ehamkal rombiuatinn mr tlUa ttbtab tawatsi altod and ib irrantsiull. i..ri-r , 1U . -wp oannot Tlta (Lib AdfarlitnnMul in thfi wnm wtl thaw A I IThaol Maal TriMk, woichinc m no . which wii ot i .-.r.. "J!7i! wa to tmm lha A""t futj. li w. bt'fooBd alt I g Reeolator of the Liver and Kid neys - Br-Koino roa- ro.ll,miHliU in, mr Urm of In sr., .r,h"n . rr 1 eosta at M S I HI ., m?i ,. .mniLW, .juris. .,.,,. or.; So ABiBiBJa, naCBulSlisul. om iiHBiiio, neuralgia falftllOh hOUMfl. iMIHkt flnn. ,4,ia,. AA-A .f1"-"""' " "'! off,-, ts SMspt nla sfllnMa4nrll,-imu II svl r.rn..nt fi., Wiiulnill- II ,o. ssvs sny tlxitisltl nf u,lns s wlmlmilt thu ytr wriw a, f WW. Utlns whM rs wllf imihI, whwlhar rumulDs at UssMd snail poMliils w will safc yim s lllwril attar. P.U'-V."?:? S' "'" - tlrll.ls SMI0. C1BH, IU rsiXKS for lbs In mots wrlum, l. 11.. lf. n or ssuihu, S?uil.'.".;r.,!'. .'J'.." ""'i"1" ""inns Iho s.i-uioa, wh siioixo i i;ss is stasirroa i" r K,dli,o, 5 smaiMHllion Slid amounts sail ntitulH,r ol SHM ton 4 for ijor. U,ulnlo 11.. Aornou-, Ill.u.un, ,., hruuh.,, ', rrsatlooo. Ksiim far, Linroln, K-l'., Skoii city, lows. gin. ossikIis, BoS.lo. op K p.,k rian, N, j,, cit,. Anm nnvms suit n.,r! mois nrlii, All Stool, all aslvaMsal.Arior. Ososploaon, loliroi1 rroo on e,a si Ohleass sut sblnsod to tsyona. airMia ol llio r..llo,n nfotas' "'IT-" D-ft. aaa. ia-ft. aao. i-ft. aiao. Sure Cure for Sprain, Bruise or Hurt ! ST.JACOBSOIL You'll Use if Always for a Like .listap. How Llghtnlug Discriminates. A painter named Quinichel wag in one room of hit house with two women when a storm came tip. He took a teat on the bed, and the women tat on his right and left on the tame bed. A flash of light ning killed both the women, and the man escaped unhurt. He informed me he only ' leu a sngiit snocn wnen both of the women toppled orer dead on the floor, Due ne waa rrigntened almost to death. DROP IT IP YOUR BUB1NKHH D0K8 NOT PAY, Chickens ara easily and successfully raised byaslng tbt Petaluma In eubatora and Broodara. Our ll IllStrnlAH ftalanoila full oil oKah, I. Don't buy any but tbe Petaluma If yos want strong, vigorous chinks Wears Pacific Coast Headquarters for Bone and Clover Cutters, Mark era, Books, Caponlilng Tools, Foantalns, Flood's Roup Cure, Morris Foultrv 11m rA ffanswiiia I hn .r..i Ahl.bn-li,.. blllu. ..I .1. , kiiiv, omig.oiTVHiar uirou uy pi,Hi try raisers, nee tne miicnines in oneratlon al And 111 Otbir Blod and Skis Dlmm. It It t BOiltlva ears lor all ihnou, twoinh.i a.u. osttcomplalnuandoompllrated tronhlss and '"k'JJJminon anoog our wives, motbera Tbs etrlot Is Irnmedlate and lasting. Two or thres d ol Da, PaaDas't Rbmbut taken dally keeps the blood oool, the liver sud kidneys aui lys snd will entirely eradicate mra B, ,,, tobd.1 ' ""olbM hJ.-l1l?i?.1I!,Tir,',t,Pdl,,!,,l,n tM onulry S!?.?.rU!'. V0, "tdyaals.Bor given sucfi This remedv bas been used In tht hospitals throughout the old world lor the imS, ?!!! h"." I?'"0 'r the sbovt dlwaana rautdllsU wlUour,WB,ll'lllollt'''l Bend for pamphlet ol testimonials from Ihoa 7. .. f,"Jf "."P"1 6 ix " lrogglsli sell ro? illibr try It and be oonvlneed. MACK & CO., 9 and ll Front St., Ban rranoigoo. IHStULU UAS OS UAHOLINR KNIIIN IT. HmS Poor,, I pb! I it-. 1'almer a Roy, a. F Cal, a I'urUaud, Or. ariu;ie reiiuireu Dy poultry raisers, nee the macblnes In oper our exnihii with the Norwalk Ostrich Farm. Midwinter Fair, hatching namnhAi inH oil klnita nf stains.... J.... t i. . " IO iu. p ''"'"' tiui,u rmui. niuwiuier rir, naMonins 1 of cm. OaUlogue free: If you want it, wriu Ballets made of precious ttonea art rarities in warfare. Bat during; the rt-1 cent fighting on the Kashmir frontier, ! No doubt waa entertained but that he , wueu Hie cmisn iroope aereatea tne re-, gave a truthful account of the occur-' bellioua Hunzat the nativet used bulleta rence. Chase City Cor. Richmond Dis-' of garnets incased in lead. oaten. . IT IS IGNORANCE THAT WASTES EFFORT." TRAINED SERVANTS USE SAPOLIO MS. WINSLOW'S nWuV ! ron OMILDRIN TIITNINO jwx!?J17!T!.t: 'P'aUatettls. ' rMI . is... ' tag llufrCKHiQ J 1 ra tlma Snlrl try dnmlsla M