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About The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 22, 1893)
4 ! I ; f I 1 I I : : I II 1 t i ill z-jx . t I ' i I Tfia RECOMPENSE. BY It. C MVXKimOCX. Tt about a ww-k before Chriattnaa herj Colonel Smith vu wandering homeward npon ibe main thoroughfare of the city of hi adoption. The colonel m as foil of the spirit of the merry aea aon aa was tlie very air itself. He tboogbt of tbe prtaent be was abcrot to maka and of those which be expected to receive a be cat hi eye abont him and aw tha shop window fall of the latest nov elties in toy. When he waa lost in inch a pleasant Cbriatmaa reverie a he hr.'ln't bad since be was a small boy, be happ-ned to pass aloTiK in front of s grt marble boteL. At tbe time he was passing a painter waa engaged in the act of retosing some of the inside blinds at an open window. It is not likely that it will ever be known Jnst bow it happened, bat tbe painter, while probably preoccupied withdroa of tbe approaching holiday, toppled the pot of paint off the window sill, from which point it whirled through tbe chilly ashen air and deposited about three quarter of its contents npon the colo nel. The latter waa aa red with rage as be waa with paint when be Sew into and tbrcragb the main entrance of that hotel Uid presented himself at tbe office. "Sirr exclaimed the colonel in a tow ertDgrae. "What kind of treatment do jon call this, air? "Pretty rough," replied the clerk, not knowing exactly what to say, because be waa ignorant of the accident that bad just happened. "I ara glad," roared the colonel, with beautifnl irony, "that you are at least kind enough to assume an attitude of sympathy, but I am here, sir, to demand satisfaction for damages. As I was pass ing, sir, one of your painters, sir, upset a pot of red paint upon me, sir!" Here the colonel paused for breath, and the clerk, learning tbe cause of his trouble, became very profuse in his apologies. "I am sorry it happened, air, very sorry. Cut you should not be so unrea- k il S 'i aJs PBETTY KOCOH TBB4TMEKT. , amiable as to blame tbe establishment for what was the fanlt of a painter em ployed by it." "You should employ only painters who understand their bumnewt, sirr roared tbe colonel in a fine frenzy, "and I will teach you that paint cannot be poured upon me with impunity, air!" "We are willing," said the clerk, "to do what is right in the matter. We will pay for having your clothing cleaned, or we will buy you a new suit if necessary." "You cannot get out of it on any such basis as that, sir. I am going to make 'an example of yon, sir, and inside of 24 boars, too, sir!" And having made this threat the colonel bustled out of tbe building and up tbe street Upon the following day tbe colonel sent his legal representative to talk the matter over mid see if it could not be ad justed to bis satisfaction without the worry and expense of a legal contest. It happened thut the hotel's attorney waa present when the colonel's legal friend arrived, and the former said: "Wo are perfectly willing to do the fair tliiny: by Colonel Smith. We admit thut the colonel's clothing was ruined through the negligence of one of our em ployees, and we are willing to pay for it. We will give him a sufficient sum to tmrchitHc himself a new suit of clothes. How does lJ0 strike you?" "Such a proosilion would not strike the colonel at all," replied the friend of the ex-warrior, "It is not tbe amount of money involved in this thing that is making him miserably" "Then what is it?" asked the hotel's at torney. "It's bis feelings," replied the other lawyer; "his feelings. You know he be longs to one of the oldest und proudest of all the old Virginia families, and he Is as haughty and hypersensitive as any oilier iHun-r w hit. uuutu. liis teel ings have been douply wounded, and they can never be hetilcd by the price of a suit of clothes," "It in pretty Imrd to auk us to pay for bla feelings," fluid the hotel's attorney, with a sin il, "Iwcanse I do not see bow we can appraise tin in in order to reach an intelligent idol of their monetary value." "And then," broke in I lie other lawyer, "be is living with a umidi-n aunt who if V2L.C0M2 Coest- also a very dignified and proud spirit! 1 person. And when she saw the colonel enter the house balanbed with red paint and beard that be had been gibed at by boy a he passed along tbe street she was completely sndone and baa since been confined to ber bed. Her feelings have got to be paid for too. The colonel is really more distrained over hi aunt feelings than anything else connected with this unfortunate affair, and he pro pose to fight it out on tbe baiia of their feelings and wounded pride. "See here," said the hotel's attorney. "111 tell you what well do. Well settle the thing for X3", and not a cent more. If this doesn't meet your view of a fair compromise, you must seek yonr remedy in the law, and then yoa will find what your client's feeling are worth. "Ia that the beat you will do?" "It is," replied the hotel' attorney. On Christmas morning, when tbe bells were ringing merrily in the frosty air, Colonel Smith appeared in a new suit of clothe to celebrate the occasion, for he bad accepted tbe hotel's terms of $33.75 $."50 for bis ruined clothing and $3.73 for hi feelings and those of his dear old aunty. TO CHRISTMAS GIVERS. ucceetlons as to Appropriate Holiday 1'rtMBU. Tbe gift which harmonize with its fu ture surroundings and just fits in a va cant spot is tbe one which is most vai ued. Tbe same rule applies to articles of drees. To the young brunette, whose evening gowns are generally pink or crimson, the pale blue fan, altbongh lovely in itself, would not be as service able aa a plainer one which she could use with her existing wardrobe. Before you embroider the doiliea or centerpieces for the housewife' table consider the color of her cbina and try to bring your work into affinity with her possessions. Tbe friends in mourning and tbe in valid appreciate the thoughtf ulness which adapts the gift to their saddened lives. The book, with its comforting message the potted palm to brighten the darkened room, the soft knitted shawl or slippers in fact, anything tbatevidences consid eration for their feelings, and does not jar by incongruity, is priceless. It is astonishing to note how much is frittered away on perishable trifles when the Christmas gift, of all others, should be something enduring. The elaborate card and berihboned booklet are prac tically useless, atdde from tbe remem brance which prompts their giving. Al most every one has a collection of satin band painted vanities, lovely to look at, but the care of which is the despair of both mistress and maid. But some say: "Other things are beyond my means. I cannot afford to give substantial pres ents." It is a fact that tbe shops, espe cially during the hot months, are filled with at least three articles which delight tbe hearts of homemakers the world over, and which many young girls love to collect against the wedding day. What are tney, pray? Dainty individual coffee cups, harlequin spoons and single plates, suitable for the serving of fruits, cream or salad. Co-operation is a boon to the average purse. If the members of the family or a set of friends accustomed to exchange gifts unite their finances, they can give one handsome article in the place of sev eral makeshifts. ' Good taste discriminates between tbe needs of country and town and does not end an opera glass or party bag to the farmhouse. Neither does it give the boy a book which be ought to like, but tries to select one to complete his favorite se ries. Children's stockings are sometimes filled from the standpoint of maturity. Utility and not suitability governs the choice of their contents. There has been many a disappointed, sorrowful heart on Christmas morning because the powers that be, forgetting their own childhood, had catered to tbe tastes of those of 40 instead of to those of 4. On the principle of like attracting like, the most valuable gift too often finds its way to the one who needs it least. In some cases good judgment dictate the giving of money as the kindest thing to be done. How often gome poverty straitened one has sighed over the ex pensive gift, "If I only had the money this gift cost!" No field affords a wider opportunity for the exercise of common sense than Christmas giving. Women, by exercising judgment, not only benefit themselves, but are a positive blessing in their example to the entire sex, and yuletiue of lts93 will be a happy one in deed if common sense is more employed in Christmas gifts. A. L. Fleming. Back to mother's pumpkin pies, Apple sauce and oyster stews. From the city come the boy And forget all French menus. Bneeches at Christum Ijutimiota writ tie stuffed with chestnut? this season, a nsuat. THE HIGHEST AWARD. Ratal native Powder flaa All tfca Ic. r-'w lrest aa4 Talaa far Oat Avar lis Haarae Caar'- The Royal flakin Powder has the envi able record of barms- received the hi beat tril for erttoia of its eia. gnaimmt M-mt'h firrm inmwitenfs. moot perMeetly combined vhtrmr ehitilil tn compMi- ti.m wtm other. In the exhibitions of former jinn, at lha Cenwnniai. at Tans. inna ana at in Tarn hib etcaia ami tw trial lair, where it ha two eshiMim, ju(K h invariably aaarded tb itoyal ttatina Poa-der the btftlml h. nor. At tii rrcetl World's Fair tb examina tion fwr the baking powJeV aar.l siere made by in en erta oi tr cnemtcai aivi- ioa of tha Arnealtnrai Derailment at Washington. Iba official report ol tha testa of tb c-akina powder which wr made by tbi department for lha speciUc duuom of aacertaininc which waa tha twa'. ami which hat bean made public, sbow the teaveninc itrvnatb of the K yal k) w I'D euttin inch of carbonic cas per ounce o powner. iif tn cream oi tartar casing powder exhibited at tb fair tbe next biab- el in ttrenjrtb thus tested contained but l;a cubic inches of waveninc as. 1 he other powdar (tave an avaratra vf III. The Koval. Iherrlure, was fuurnl of 'M per crnl greater Iravrninc urenath than tta nearest competitor, and 44 per cent aooi toe aver ax of all tb other teat. Its superiority in other renew i. howevtr. in tbe qtialitv of the food it niaks aa to fineneas, d,lnay and wBoifltomeneaa, could not be inauncd T Ben res. It u tbeeehWh qualities, known and ap preciated by the women of tha eountrv for so many years, that hav caused tbe sale oi uie Koyai Miuif rowaer, aa anown dt utitk, to exceed tbe sale of all other baking powder combined. A Clever Dwarft A magnificent feast hod been prepared at HnrW iich in honor of tbe king and queen. and it was arranged that the little dwarf. Jeffrey, should ttep from a huge venison pastry into ber tnajeaty aervica. This mode of appearance was not new even then. A pie with a dwarf inside was thought a "dainty dish to set before a king." and a gilt of this kind waa often a road to tbe overturn favor. On the day of the dinner Jeffrey found binuelf imprisoned in a Urge dish, sur rounded by a bigb wall of standing cruse Of coarse a way had been found to give faint air, but be afterward said he felt buried alive. To add to his discomfort Buckingham slyly ordered the pie to be warmed, saying. It were better eaten warm than cold." Young Jeffrey remained quiet and aaid never a word as tbe dish was carried to the kitchen; but he was far from happy and thonght of Nebuchadnezzar and the fiery furnace until he grew "warm with appre hension." The cook, however, understood tbe joke and the dwarf pie waa placed in safety oo tbe royal table. At last came tbe fateful time the crowning moment of Jeffrey s life. The pie was opened, the trumpet sound ed and forth sprang the dwarf. lie waa clad In a full suit of armor and skipped about the table shaking his little sword at some of the gneatts; and, remembering the scorching tbe duke had threatened for him, he gave a vicious little tweak at his grace's noble nose. Buckingham dtew Uwk in titce to save his handsome face and threatened to cudgel the young knave with a chicken bone; but the king laughed and said Buckingham waa served quite right By this time Jeffrey waa nearly deafened with applause and half drowned in tbe perfumes the buliea sprinkled upon him, so he hastened to end the ccene by prostrating himself before the queen plate and en treating to be taken into her service. St. Aicbouu. What General Uim Did for Texas. One episode in tbe career of the late General W alter P. Lane will forever en dear his memory In tbe hearts of the Texas people. During the Mexican war, while he was major of Hayes' regiment of Texas Kangers, under t'eneral Wool, be was sent with a small body of men in tbe direction of San Luis PoUxi to discover the move ments of the Mexican army. There were two roads to nan Luis Potoni, one by Matchuela, a large town, the otber by the ereat hacienda of balado. where the seven teen Texas war prisoners drew black beans in IftW and were shot. The two roads were divided by a range of mountains. Lane look the left hand, and actually penetrated to and entered tbe city of Matcbuela with its 20,000 people and a garrixon of several hundred men. He ordered and obtained dinner at a meson, a sort of wagon )ard inn, announced that a large American army was near and feasted his men to tbeir full. Then remounting he retired obliquely acroHs the mountain to the other road and struck the hacienda of Salailo. Seizing the alcalde be ordered tbe resurrection of tbe bones of the seventeen martyred Tex an and demanded mules, sacks and every thing necessary to bear them away. All were furnished and tbe remains of tbe dead duly placed in transit on mules. Lane bore the relics to General Taylor, who had them escorted to La Grange, on the Colorado, where they were interred with great solemnity in the presence of thousands. Thus to General I-ane Texas is indebted for the posxeKHion of thexe me mentos of a remarkable heroism. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. negro Fartlngtona. Judge Dent of Newnan had some queer wituesxes in his court on Wednesday. I bey were negroes, and while endeavoring to at tain tbe sublime heights of stilted phrase ology abused the "king's English" in a frightful manner. W by did you go there'" asked the Indue. ' 'Caze I wanted to perpetruate de whole fax ob de case," was the answer. M W by did you do sof" another man was asked. "I done hit fer de reason dat I wuz cko- tmtlcal to know 'zactly now It wuz." 1-or two hours the courtroom was lurid with Just such EtiKlish, but tbe judge was helpless and bad to take tbe answers to his questions as he could get them. Atlanta Constitution. Haw Ara Yoa as to Details 'If I were hungry," said a philosopher. "ana someuouy snouid oner me food. I should not insist on a silver knife and fork to eat with. If I were cold and somebody should offer me a thick coat, I should not insist on having it of the color that pleased oiy fancy best. If I were poor and some body should offer me a fortune, I should not inslKt on having it in bills of a certain denomination. In fact, I think that I am disposed not to be overparticular about de tails. .New York bun. An Unhappy Hanker, Thousand of bis acquaintances envied Herr gomnerlleld, the Iierlin banker. Any thing that money could procure be bail, and the best of evertliing was at his com mand. A Parisian tailor made hi clothes, frequently visiting the Prussian capital to take his measure, with hundreds of cloth samples; his mutton came from Wales, and bis beef from Scotland; be bad twe distinct kitchens in his residence, one con trolled by a French cook, the other by an Englishman, ta every respect his personal outlay was princely; yet be was an un happy man, and be closed hi career by suicide. xankee made. The Value of Bight. The value of tbe sight Is never fully ap preciated until it is lost or impaired. Few persons realize that the eye is an Intricate piece of mechanism, with a vastly more complex and delicate adjustment than the costliest watch. Even in our public schools tne children and youth are allowed to abuse It in a moKt perilous way, the tcacner seeming to be perfectly ignorant of probable disastrous results. - . Slaw af arlaa tVaaw of cwrty drlvta rata Waaa wak at atidalcht he Upp'a branches aa Um pan ilea tin aaoalc Is tha bww'r. Oawv that eaw from Meaning Kootm frirc la lb (laden. B'Hla that from their wtntev hood IVep acd kloh like pratir maid, Grateful tAm of damp earth. IkrtXlrufto k of no mill i ritia, Ebooti&tf. br&wttn la ber Qitrtb, 11wb the bar Hanks of tha hilts. iter and tharv a rvww' Baad Tbrortina- up to dar tha cold, Whtla lu uatrn, nana la bad, tMw their coverlid of moid. Spring In mini ?v. MTing b Beast Kh whimpered in tae air, hutm tb btitiia nrnpa alii be ben, ehakiac kkmNinui from ber hair. Jmmm HtH-khani ta Harpers Blaws af spring la City. The present forward weather seem to be great season for the small boy. De gets more solid enjoyment out of the warm day and the dry sidewalk than tbe street donning department of the ooard of pti4ic wwrk. Every small boy who is anybody down on the heights baa a pair of roller skate and a good strong pair of lungs. These boy play hockey on the asphalt pavement of that exclu sive quarter, catch rides on the back of grocery wagons and keep np a constant and eternal yelling. Why they yell dot not appear. It I perhaps because a small boy cannot do much of anything without yelling. These boy go scurry ing around corner on their skate in im minent danger of cracking their own skull and to the great terror of passer by. They dodge under the beads of spir ited coach horse and altogether make freah acd bealthy nuisance of them elves. Those poorer boy who are not wealthy enough to afford each a pair of roller skates, split up a pair between two and go about pushing- the wheeled foot in front of them, evidently having aa much fun as the rest The whipping top is aim now much in vogue, and tbe top and the rollers make life a burden to tbe nursemaids with their perambu lator and babies and the policeman on tbe corner. Brooklyn Eagle. Aa Amerlraa Absentee Landlord. One of the principal argument ad vanced in favor of deer forest is that those who are able to indulge In that luxury spend much money in the High lands. But how if sportsmen insist on maintaining forest grounds and never visit them? Mr. mans, whose sport ing territory extends from the Beauly Firtb to the Atlantic from sea to sea. in fact has not shot over the land once during the past four years, and aa the deer have in consequence ninltipued enormously, tbe crofters of the district have resolved to ask the millionaire to allow them a day's shooting. The application is doubtless made more with the view of bringing tbe crofters' grievances before tbe public than anything else, for it is sure to be ignored. But tbe continued absence of Mr. Winana raises a wider and more important question: Can tbe setting aide of a great stretch of country aa deer forests which are never shot over bo justified on any ground whatever?- A HERALD or THE INFANT TEAK. Clip the laal thirty year or mora from the century, and th? element wtll represent tb term oi me nnbountUHi popularity oi ilratet ter'aHioraacb Bitten. The (.petting ol the year l&fM wtU he Hixiiallied by tle appearance ol a ire.n Almanac oi me ouierH, in wmcn ineiue, 'ierivaitan and action of thin worid-litmoaft med icine win t lucidly et forth. Everybody -hnutd read it. Toe ealendur and sutronomical Calculation! to be found in this brochure are al waysMtoninhtiiKir securite. and the ststiftlica, illiiatraifoii, humor mid other reaiiinc matter rien in in'.ert-.i imi tun ol front, l lie ttontetter Company of Pttuburg, i'a.. publUn It inenv elvei. 'fhey employ more than sixty hand in me mecnufiicai wors, sua more man eleven moil tha in the year are consumed in tu prepara tion. It can be obtained, without eot, of all dnueipu attd country denier, and it printed In SwedlKh, Holland,' Bohemian and Spanish, Duel" among the French Deputies ar again Miite fashionable. They are Just shunt as harm- Inl at ' duel Messrs. lavl and Towneend did not fight. WORTH KNOWING. That Allcock'i Potior Plastks i the highest result of medical science and skill and in ingredients and method has never been equaled. That it is the original and genuine por ous plaster. that ali.cock's rosocs plasteb never ails to perform its remedial work auicklv and etfectnallv. i nai tins laot is attested oy tiionsanus oi voluntary and unimpeachable testimonials irorn gratetul patients. Iliat for rheumatism, weak hack, sciatica, lung trouble, kidney disease, dyspepsia, malaria and all local pains it i invaluable. mat wnen you buy alixoci ronou Plamtkb you obtain absolutely tbe best piaster mane. liRisiinitrii's Pills are a vegetable pur gative. If some men were to lose their fortunes In the name way tl ey K"ined them, they would insist on somebody going to ;an. If you bar no employment, or are heins poorly paid for the work you are doing, then rue to n. r. jonnsoti at t;o. oi rtienmonci, vs., mil they will iibow you how to transform Miss- fortune into Maoame-ioriune. try it. Touhpr fr.httriv can vrin tell me shat ( th aetlultmn of Joy T Joiiniiy yes m; It's recess, CATAKKH CANNOT BE Cl'llKU With I,OOAi, APPLICATION,!. thev cannot reach the teat of the disease. Catarrh Is a blood or constitutions! disease, slid in order to cure it you must iHseiuuiriiHiremeoies. HRirs;atarrn i.'nre is teken Internally, and acts directly on ir e blood and mucous surface, lull's Catarrh Cure Is not a ouat-k medicine. It was prescribed nyoneof the hem physicians in this country lor years, ana is a reituisr prescription, it is 'oniposeriof the best tonics known, combined vritn tne next mooo puriiMTs, aciinit oirectiy on the mucoii surfaces, Theterfect combination ol the two friftre'llentj is whit produces luck won 'lerfui resit-ts In curing cstarrh. Hend lor testi monials, free, t. J. CHUNKY A CO., rroiis., toieao, u. Bold by drugiri't price, 76 cent. 1 ' 1 0e namellne Stove Polish; no dnst.no smell Tat Osimca for breakfast. Hood's is Good BECAUSE Hood's Cures It possesses curative power peculiar to itseir, and has a record of cure3 unequalled In the history of medicine The severest cases oi Scrofula, Salt Rheum, Dys pepsia, Catarrh and Rheu matism have been cured bv it. If you suffer from any of these complaints give Hood's Sarsaparilla a trial. 3Id by sll druggists. 1 per bottle; D'x for (A UnArl'a Dllla cura Combination hv reslor lug the p rlstuf ticsction o( the alimentary caual. KEEP rBJ A I r-Haathta CIDER. ' rrhtpf4nf nr tor prftst tM pre terra with Avrt rmTi., a rkeap, barmlaw, atmple and perleet pmcir. far vai by dittirttsl and Siurer. me ir rm-mar. Nfcu, uurmit' A WOODARD CO.. Aveau, l-nrtland, Oraaoa "1XK VP. and not down," If your a evilTor inc woman. Evary in of the Ulily trouhire that eocne to women only baa a guaramtMd cure in Dr. l'Vrrav Favorite rrw rriptiria. That will bruig yoa nfa and certain help. It's a powarfui pioerml, aa wall a tttmrtna, tonic and nurvine, and It build up and Invigorate tbe JlctM and prtmuitm all the propor fum-UuiBi. improve diRvateia, nrfc-be the bUud. brines rwfrrah tttft sleep, and restores bvaith and traojeut. For atreraiiott, ddarmncnta, braring doan mkbUoim, prnudicul pains, and all ' female complainta" and weakwasia. " Fa vorite PreacnpUoa is tb oniy jraaraafeaa remady. If it ever falls to banailt or cure, you have your money hack. In every ease of Catarrh tlin'. seem hopeless, you can depend upon Doctor Sage' Catarrh Kemedy for a cure. It" proprietor are so sure of It that they'll nay ,"00 rsh for any Incurable bold oy ail urugguts. tlMV Otwoaota Trrr Oait COCO tl na promcur curt wher ail other tall. Couaha, Croup, ora Throat. Hoaraanaaa. a, Wboaplo Causa and Asthma. For Coosuaptlca ha cared thouaoda, and will ova TOC If taken In time. rld br Iirusitata on a a-uar ante. F-r a lme ftai-k or Cheat, us JrilkOH BELLADONNA PLAliaKirt. s HILOH'Sl CATARRH toeX to mm you. FrtWcto. In&Ujr in iar Tcui HLUTiif i on irmnir h runuw Sssssssss$ S Swift's Specific S S eaty S Blood and Skin s Diseases s s s s s s s A reliable cor for Contagiooa Blood Poison, Inherited aero, fula and bkln Cancer. Aa Ionic for dellcata Woman and Children It ha DO equal. Beloc rarely vegetable, la harm, lea la It t Meets. A treatise oa Blond and Skin Dta. seats wailed raw oa awdceuu. Xlrwtrfflsf. AVII It. SWIFT SPECIFIC GO., s s s s s s s s DriwwI.Allaaia.aa. gssssssssS Baking PmVder Purity and Lctwenin&Poufer UNEQUALED. QAH PRICES To I nt rod oca ear Powder, w hare da lernuuaatoamribotoarnotic ta eooatiav rs a number of amh PHIZaa To tt.a person or club returnliif Bthlaraat nomberorcerUiicataaoaor lrreitine 1. las. wewMriveacash pf1iaofluo, and tothanesclarsest, numerous r llul inlis fsjasin from f to7 IN CAttlf. CLOSSET & DETERS, PORTLAND, Or "German Syrup" My acquaintance with Bosdiee'i German Syrup was made about four teen years ago. I contracted a cold which resulted in a hoarseness and cough which disabled me from fill ing my pulpit for a number of Sab baths. After trying a physician, without obtaining relief I saw the advertisement of your remedy and obtained a bottle. I received quick and permanent help. I never hesi tate to tell my experience. Rev. W. H. Ilaggerty, Martinsville, N.J. Extreme. Chronic, Torturln Cases o -U Vai luaal X ARE CURED BY ST. JACOBS DROP i 2 DottkCW I ET I U 11 'al 11 I IW R lit I f It V I tl our exhibit with the Norwalk Ostrich farm. Midwinter Knlr, hat ostrlcho. and all kinds of eras. Catalogue free; if yoii wsnt it, to us. "WHERE DIRT GATHERS, WASTE RULES." GREAT SAVING RESULTS PROM THE USE OP SAPOLIO RHEUMATISM CURED BY THE USE OF Kloorc's Revealed Remedy. itrroBiA, Obmok. January 10. I can state with pleasure that by th aa 0 fOOKa'a BEVKALBD KKMK1IY my husband was relievad from fj old eaa or KHKMMAT1HM and my yonngttst hoy cured au tlrely ol IN rLA M M ATOR Y RHKr , MATlhM whan the beat doctor 1 oould fet did AU BO food, Yours In eratHndr , to en sr ( Heart. ) Ihta -sM-f, tad da Hp Pitt hwtUmA0M lta umiig , sjivtr yn mmf vMhM bnt MM gWVMrt ! m ml i hmo mIm H, cmivwn- f J tfcMa in k4 wlrtlif DR. GUMS jatraovxn LIVER PILLS MILD PHYSIC ONE PILL FOR A DOSE. AaMreeveaiaf ihekswslaserkaa ta ssisra w I kaauk. Tluaa Btilssasply assl the sysiao laaas la suae tt rxular. Taay eure Haaaaeka. aruataa U woes. f ael aulalr, asoaer arlaaaaeeMiSsaas eaa allla aa. To eoavta. roa af tSelr erna wl will nail asaaplea rrea, ar s rail bos for ot k .n,1 l w laa baanlallos eatlae Ulaa erarraaaia. ikjaaaaa asaa, Vm -auaaatma a Brooklyn Hotel Ifll-21! in. II., tu Fnflcltci. This taeorlt hotel Is under tb nanaaaawn Si t lUKI.au MONTtHlM KHY, and Is aa (nod U not tn ttvai raatnj ana sualaeas aieu uoiss In tjan rmuclaoo. loma Comforts! Cuisioi Unexcelled! PlrsMlas ssrvlo and the blaheat standard Of I reapariaoiinv suarameea. usr naaifflssN rarfioserd or aeatarM aad mmmt. Hoard and I room per day, 11.2, II . M, 11.75 and U.UU; buaro aoa room per woes, it to 111: sini rooasa, tut to u. sra eoacB so ana iroa aouu. tW Ask tmnr Dealer rar ORONOCO Plug-Cut Smoking Tobacco. WEBB 1 GO., Seittli, Wasb., i.antJ. RUPTURE PKRMAN'KXTty rrttKI) o KO I'AV. So rv eierti. it ei. He refer to A.utxt tntients. Notr(sTt"K. So KSTsjiTtow raa ai-sissaa. Vt ritenrrall lot circular and hank relrrenr. Inamlas rw. TheO.E. MILLER CO., sriMi ulllnt. mnn.sll, OHMiOH lscrsea-d Caadal ta larsles, 11.000.000. EOCENE. I a Spaclal brand of Bnmln Oil. which we Banaiaftura i preset ; tor rxii-ir lbs, it 1 A riiariCT ilm-mikator. IT IK Hlllll riKKTKHT. IT IH or VHItHM QDALITf. Ws tnaranUM II to b lha aiosieT roaBUA I sssds or lutiaissviMa otu Asa lor it. 8TANOARO OIL COMPANY. A. KEI.KKNHKIM. KK. I.t-s.llnr Jew eler ol ihe I'ai-inc Northwest, keeps s isrire siora oi ait SKI KKTraK IKTV HAlMiKMoa hand. Brat sooils St low est n so res. Bal niufl to onior. 1 I WJH.OU I .17.3 Gas or Gasoline A Poeltlra power. Reqatn No Mrems lEncl- awe Your Wile Cao Kuo It, tkllll IIET, Ja mitlBt, Cal. u( Porilasd, Or. No Batttrm or tleotrio Spark. cane (, Portland, Orsaon. A. P. AMTaoK, Frlnclpsl. v. a. wnino, sooretsrr. - Kaautlfnl Cataloaoa Free, jr Ik prarirU'ai. MUawi laWriM luitim Wbirti Warm Tills f -rm (nl Bt.IWrl, YOU GOT Tir.to AT our K TO nm aUV.siM.ifn'C dii c Bcurnv Wlilnh sVJtaj dirxrtlr on pmrm BtrmaUA, frrmmnrntnur, Itricmiha. ruglt caiChU. Vt. lnio.yi?jilp.ia,ffc PILES FilAZEfl AXLE Best ia the World! CI n IT A 0 T Cot the CflBBinslhll i II X h SoldEvBrYwhanlUIIUlUl. VatAMK VVOOLSET,. , Agant, rortland.Oi I TORS on Instsumchts. Beatmaksa. nnoes. nono tor cataiogu BKA;il, Ulpoa, tal. MRS WlrKinWS SOOTMINO llllisst IllHVsWII V 9VrlUP - FOR OHILDRtN TCITHINO rersalaerallUeaawbla. I'eals a SetUa. P. N. U. No. 524-, F. N. U. No. 601 II ail U k3 K9 U II U OIL. PROMPT AXD SURE. IT IF YOUK BUHINK88 DOE8 NOT PAY. Chicken are cull and successfully rsued byaslnf th. petaluma In cuhatora and Bronrleira (mr 11 I'LA 2 SOCIETY BADGES. DE II M rn x . uavikaievna uaianiiH .filial Kll HIMJIla 11, I Don't bnr riy but the Petslumalf yos want stroii, vlitorous chinks I We are I'aclflo Coast Headutisrters for Hem- and Ulover Cutters, Mark I ers, Hooks, Cnponlr.ln TimjIs, KomtiisIih, ri(Ml's Houn Cura, Morrlt I I'oultrr Ouro, CretMtoioiie thesreatohlokeii-liwklllBraiidevoryothei I HlsLraUtJ cstalttfliu I..Tls all MK,,iit I, article required by poultry raisers, rk-e the mschlncs In otierntloii al ur, hatchliiii wriu f isbu-an isvuds uh "JO.. rSO-7W-764-766 Main street, Telalume!' Cal. Ms. . t. BTiai.a. won I-55PRI11TERSK- AMD PUBItlSflERS -WILL rt!D A VLL LTKI Of- Presses, ' Printing tTaterial ad L'achincrj. for aal al lws prlnsa od BoM d van lagaooa terms al Palner&ReyTpe Fcundrf, Cor. Frost and Alder Streets, PORTLAND. OR. " I Wrlia lor prlo and Mraw fewfan brtti( da. Hercules Gas Enginu (OAS OH OAOLINat) Mad for O Ptmta( Ta Kellahla Oa oa Um ataraas. ra Slraplleltv It Boat Iba WarldU It oil luair rrosa a llaaarealr, Ma t'arharwtor ta wet aal afardar. Ma tlattarles or Klewtrl Mnark. It ran wllb a Cheaper ftnule of UaaOlo tbaa say outer vutioa, aa km Miuaoi vw PALMER & REV, MANurACTUftiat, 40. tM Jtmt, tu f raSdMt, tat rOKTLAWn. CIRMtsOW. DOCTOR MA THE GREAT CURE FOR INDIGESTION -AND- CONSTIPATION. Regulator of the Uverand Kidneys -a arsx'iritj roa Scrotal-, Rheomatism. Salt Rheora, Keunlgii lad HI Otber Blood and Skip DlieuM, It b a posltlv ear for all ihoaa nalnfnl dell. rate eomplaluu and oompllrMtad troubles and weaknaasea common aatotit oar wires, mother ami daoehler Tba olfeni la lmme.tlsta and laatlna. Two or threa) dosasol Da Csausra Klasnr taken dall kaep the blood rool, lha llvvr and kldners art. ly, and will andrelr sradlrat Irou tha system all tranas pi Heroliila, Hall Rheum, or any other torn ol blood disease. ho medicine erer lotrodnrwd In this eounlrt has mat with surh reaily sale, nor siren snob universal satl.lar-tloa whenerar used a that ol Da. rsan'i Himsiiv. This remedr has been nsed In tha hmratala I lhrouhoul the old world lor tha past twtmtjr- flea VMars . mmpISm f. .. . v. . i , 'd ft has and will eurswhaa all other so-osJJod remeoiea tall. Hand lor pamphlet of tMllroonlsIs from thos who hare been cared br Its us. Mrull sell It at H.OO par botUa. Trr II and be oouvltioed. roraalabj MACK & CO.. 9 and front UU San Franolsoo. TYPE, M Out aw tworai aa Mi KID.MET Bladder. Urlnsrv and Ltear Disease Urnte Gravel aud Ills bates an owesd br HUNT'S REMEDY THE BIST KIDNEY AND LIVER MEDICINE. HUNT'S REMEDY I Cure Bright' Disease, Betenllnn or Noo-r. tjiulon ol Urlu, falus la lh Back, Loin or HUNT'S REMEDY Cures Intemarno, Nervous Disease, Uur h"'"'.. - ., HUNT'S REMEDY Cure Biliousness Headache, Jaundice, Hour stomach, Dyspepsia, Constipation aud I'll, . m ssasaaa ..aa. - M I 111 T JO H I" H W I fill H B B IJ B V U la lUl L I I V 1 1 LI II I Ullrlsfirill " ssw ia iaf I At) I AT Mtiu ti.. u .. i.??'!!?.!1! i.,''""l,,n " other dloiua fall. Hundreds bar been saved who hav been liven p to dl by friend, and phy.lciau. M HV Alt, UHIIUUISII. R ASQUERADES, PARADES, a a -B-s. s u . .... r.Ter.ioins in ine above line. Costumes, W'lw. Boards, Properties Oiwra and flay Book., 5i furnished at grcMiIy reduced rates and In stipe? rlor qUHlity by theolilest, latest, bast renowned snd therefore only rellabtt Theatriml Mupple fouse on tu fw. ...... "fj'-e .rTr.L . . . sss-.a s Bsssjai.aj. .. n T .7 v -""' ..iiiiOBUWlllwiHS so licited. Goi.neT(!N A Co., a, 2S and 80 O'Farrnll street, also HZ! Market street.Han Krsnolsoo. Ws, Hppl ail THftHtr, on Ih4 Voail, to whom w r tpectfully refer. n Pise'. Remedy for Catarrh Is the Best, Easiest to lias, anil (Tieaneal. SB Mold by drusfiau or sent by mall. T. Hsaelllne, Warren,