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About The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 17, 1893)
. Highest ot all to Leavening Power. -Latest U. S. Gov't Report r i -i t LX NX ABSOIJUTEIX PURE Drink Yonr Soda Slowly. Good soda should be sipped. Qnickly drinking off the effervescence, which is merely foam, mi interval of a minute or two should bo allowed before the last half of tho glass is taken. Clerks should know this, end givo customers time without warning by looks or actions that they cro expected to loaveiathe shortest possiblo order after bolting their soda and paying for it A glass of soda so ta'-roa U a refreshing stimalus, better than food In a rory hot noon, but tossed ole cu most peoplo take it is a recipe for cramps or indigestion. If it ia poor soda, tiistingcf metal with tho r.ilver worn off, or standing in silver too Ion?, C.ivorod with simps made from cmaji3 or lomniis whose musty taste is plain to all refined "palates, tho less one tikes tho batter for life and health. Girb who esrvo tho caeapaoda fountains a'- fcy ctores well know this from ei pfirienco, and the old hands rarely touch soda thomsclvcs. Tho girla behind the counters who depend on soda to keep up their strength through tho close days in jure their digestion by it, and perhaps owetnoroof their sudden indispositions to ii th.m they imagine. Shirley Dare in Now York Horald. TTliera IMr. Curtis Learned to Write. Whatever my stylo of writing may be, it ia the result of natural selection and not of special design. The first author who interested me deeply alter "Robin so:i Crusoe" and the usual children's books cf fifty or sixty years ago was Washington Irving. Then came Walter Scott and Charles Lamb, Keats, Shelley and Wordsworth, then Bacon and Emer son, Burke and Carlylo, Thackeray and Hawthorne. But rhetoric or composi tion I havo never studied. My long con noctioa with the press has been of the utmost servica to me as a writer. For many years I have beea the chief editor ial writer upon tlarper'a Weekly, paper which takes part ia political dis cussion, and tho necessity of making my self intelligible to the rapid reader in comparatively short space has been prob ably tho best training I could have had. Fortunately I have no taste for what seems to me the frequent ertravagance of newspaper writing, and. therefore 1 have easily avoided it. Every young writer shoald remember that bigness is tot greatness, nor fury force. George William Curtis. The Proper Function of a Kcirspaper. In ita ambition to bo everything and to havo everything the newspaper has traveled far beyond its legitimate bounds. The complaint at the magazines indi cates the outgrowth on one side of those bounds; the more excited protests of an invaded privacy point to another over flow, and other burstings of limits are heard from in other directions. The original functions of a daily newspaper appear to have been forgotten. Keen competition among themselves has final ly brought newspaper people to a condi tion of feverish anxiety in which every thing within reach must be theirs. Everything printable is printed. Noth ing ia so small that it cannot be stooped to; nothing too remote and abstruse for reaching after. Noah Brooks in Forum. Aiitiuully of tho ru. The sntiipiity of the fan in the east. pavuL'ulitr'.y iu Asia, extends far back beyoud tic possibility of ascertaining its date. In Lu'ua and India the orig inal mod' of the fan was the wing of a bird and it ose tint'.' was part cf the em blems of im ferial rnthority. Washing ton GUe m Strong Point. She Why, yon couldn't even bay my dresses." Es But I could borrow tho money from your father. Epoch. IG & CO, IMPORTERS h --v.,. WHOLESALE CROCERS, TOBACCONIST 8,' -XD General Commission merchants. PFFICB AXD WAREHOUSE 2,4,6 and 8 North First 8treet, 0, II, 13 and IS Ankeny Street. PORTLAND, OK. XTm pay special Attention to tho sale of OUA1N ON MMMIl(iN. Send u am ple ol Wheat, and wo wilt advise liljrhest market prieae ellhur In Portland, JTaeowa or Sen Francisco, Liberal Advances Made on Bills ol . Lading. 'omspoudencc solicited. I WaterS Coat In tho WORLD I 3 T: FISH llUAN'n RI.ICKER Is warranted water IW, at4 vrl)lkcp you dry In tho bardest storm. Tbef irww mnatL uj( 11 a nm nami cw, ami imwirstliai'iinrosadilla. Hcwaraof imitations. Pna'tl Ibtiv com II l La " run Brand" la not on lu IIImtrs-1 P'M t'al a wue ittr. A. J. n'wr.it, ration, ataaa, Are near at lltnrl wTh -SVZfjeater ao- bojlness than ha erer been known, because of tho prolonged depression In all lines. Those who attend the PORTLAND BUSINESS COLLEGE now. will be nreDared for rood mwitinni whMi this comlnr wave of prosperity sweeps over the nu. renu iur raiaioirue. Anoreaa A. r. ABM' sraoKO, Principal, Portland, Oregon. LAC HAVE YOU GOT PILES rrCHTWO PIIES known fr -tst-r 1U parplraUq-i,oauoiaaejunua when warm. Tli!i f"rm an.-l BIJjm HUBZBi- or -M-OlKrpurO tlULJ OR. BO-SAN-KO S PILE REMEDY, wtilnh aa'a dlraetly on parts anVeoyL faaorba tundra, alia f ttrly n,effartn a pormaoitcuro. InooOTxs. Vn.wM1i aravkb Dr. AVwaaao, rtu-w-tll-Ja.Jra. PedestrlanUm In rmar. A German friend of mine (he is some what of a humorist) was bantering ms about the notorious aversion of Ameri cans to walking, and he remarked that he bad heard it said that the average American did not walk more than mile adav. Of course I resented this gross libel, and I asserted that the average American thought nothing or starting out for a walk of five miles. I cited with a trood deal of pride the habitual practice of Julian Hawthorne of taking mere stroll or twenty or mirty nuioa whenever he has a few moments to de vote to exercise. I ppoke. too, of your townsman, Mr. Slasoa Thompson, editor of The America, who is in the habit of walking ten miles a day and running fif teen or twenty more. Mv friend therennon became personal, and ventured to iatimato that I could not walk Cve miles. Of course I accept ed thochallongo implied, end, peacefully d.nVleringiinbocila that I was, I actually walked for four coasecuti vc Hours neioro I learned (upon romonstratiug with r.iy humorous friend) that a Gonnaa mile was equal to four and a half Lnglub miles, and that iu order to accomplish the feat I had undertaken I should have to cover twenty-two and a half miles. Germany would be a ven table para dise, methinks, for Julian Hawthorae and Slason Thompson. They would be elected to the reichstag at the first con gressional election. Eugene Field in Chicago Kews. Information tor tbe Roy. The instruction that nursemaids are able to impart to the greedy young minds that are given into their charge is truly fearful and wonderful. As a Coney Island bait was passing the Bar tholdi statue a 5-year-old youngster was moved to ask the Milesian lady who at tended him: "Wot's that, Janer "That's Liberty," quoth Jane. "Wot's Liberty?" he asked again. "Wjr, just Liberty. Don't you know w'ot Liberty isT ;-W ot's Libertyr he insisted. "W"y, vou goose," instructed bis teacher, "Liberty is w'y it's Free dom. And now you krow, don't you?" And of course he did. Just wait until somebody asks him. There was more of the same end from the same source. "Wot's those, Jane?" he asked again, with significant finger at the life pre servers overhead. "Them's life preservers." said Jane. "Wot are they for?" "They're for when you fall in the water and get drowned," she informed him, "and when you do they make yon float" - "After you're drowned?" asked the boy. "Oh, yes. I do wish you'd keep still and not ask so many questions, yon bad boy." But he didn't New York Evening Son. . ' Sagar In flattery Work. A correspondent writes to Tho Victo rian Electrical Telegraphic Journal as follows: "I became uware of r. wrinkle lately that i am confident will be n nov elty to many of your readers, and also of use. One of our telegraph inspectors gave it to me. Be came to my station and found that the battery was not up to his idea of what a battery shonld be. He took it down and renewed it When it was put up again he asked me to favor him with a little sugar., I asked him what he wanted with sugar. He quietly langbed and said, 'Get some, and I will show yon what it is for.' "I got it, and be began to wash his bands in tbe usual way with soup and water, but after rnbbing the soap he added the sugar, and immediately a good lather came. He washed his hands twice, and told me to do likewise, i did and to my pleasure my hands came out of the wash clean and soft He told me always to do so when working with magnesia or copper solutions, and the nasty dry feeling that usually is ex perienced when working with a battery it quite done away with." When to Water Plants. The other day a gentleman saw pro fessional florist watering his plants in the hot sun, and in a surprised way in quired if that wouldn't injure the plants. "Why, no," was tbe answer. "Why not now?" "I supposed tbey had to be wa tered only at night," said the amateur. 'Do you drink only at night?" asked the florist "Are you only thirsty after the sun goes down? That idea helps our business, for nnder it the flowers of the ignorant would-be growers die, and we get the opportunity of selling more of our stock, i water my flowers when they are thirsty, just as a stock grower waters his stock." Exchange. One Tforoin's Coarase. A story is going the rounds of a little woman who was seated behind a gor geously dressed beauty at a theater in the metropolis whose balloon tleeves com pletely bid the stage from tbe victim in the rear. She sat on first one foot, then the other, but in vain; no glimpse of tbe play could she get. After a whispered conversation with her husband came the tragedy. Without a word of warning that wee woman quietly rose, gently but firmly laid her hands upon the winged shoulders of ber obtrusive neighbor and pressed her green and red ruffles as far down as they would go. People who saw the operation gasped at the trans formation. Tbe victim wisely accepted the situation and reiuaincd in subjuga tion until tbe "Prodigal Daughter" ig nominiously returned to the fatted calf New York Becorder, The thickest octavo volume in tbe j world known is the latest edition of j Whi taker's "Reference Catalogue of En- j glish Literature." This book weighs , twelve pounds and is eleven inches in 1 thickness. " ' ' j ' The young man who has an idea that his father is an old fogy and don't know much makes a mistake that will some day cans him bitter regret SHOWING THt PHONOGRAPH. An Interesting Machine That Tauchl On , Man a Very Sober Lesson. ICdinw's pbonKmh has a umtfiil limit arttluK forth, ami you can inveMtiimte n(l enjoy this fuacitiHtinK Instrument to your fcrart sronleul utterly nve ol uir annoy hilt nickel, lieatitifu! youn Uillis will very obliKiuxly explain the inatmuieut to Tour period understanding ana treat you as nicely as though they thought yon wvra cninit to bttv one of them one of the ma chines, I nnn You will be Interested to learn how the phonograph Is being used (nr teaching IniigUHges, also in commercial life. The man of business talks bin com utunicatloiia Into the Instrument's mouth niece. Later, the typewriter, at her leisure. bangs the tubes in her dainty ears, and dented wax gives back the wards ot the rant) of business, aud the typewriter puts the matter Into a letter. Or tbe wax cylin der is talked full, sent off by mall and the words reproduced at the most distant point It seems Ilka witchcraft "Perhaps you would like to talk Into It yourself?" the pretty girl asked In the sweetest tones after she had treated me to cylinder after cylinder of song and brass bands and exercises ut tat irerman lao Simiie. I said I thought It would he nice. So she put a brand new wax cylinder on the ma chine, nicely adjusted the mechanism aud bade me speak Into tbe mouthpiece. 1 neverfult so bashful in my lifa "I don't know what to say," I stam mered after looking vacantly into the mouthpiece aud then around tbe building and then into the bright eyes of the at tendant, "huppoae you becm." So she uttered a few remarks, and one or twe other people took hold of the thing and said something, looking foolish all the while. Then I likewise took bold attain. "Say what ton think of the pbono- irrttpb. suggested the young woman, see ing that I felt my position keenly. "The phonograph Is the the phono- graph la " I bean hi frightened tone. ou must speak louder.' sac explained. So I spoke louder, but I didn't know what I said, and I even snug n feeble little verse till people who hod been listening began to move awny, wltb a wearied look on theft faces, and the young lady shut off the power. 'Now, if yon will listen tbrougb the tunes," she continued, yon will bear re peated all that has been spoken Into it." So I hearkened. I lie little mnclune burred and wblzzed and then begnn talk- lug. I recognized the young lady's re marks, and what theother people bad said, every note and syllable exactly repro duced, and then the thing began to stam mer and holt and give forth what seemed to be the renmiis of a young man with red hair and a blue necktie, who, never bavins been in public life, is unexpected y elected to preside at a parish meeting and has tc return thanks for thebonor conferred upon him. There were some bemmings and hawings, and a number of whistling noises IntersperHed with eloquent pauses, and 1 could hear the Instrument break forth Into a cold perspiration as it finished tbe re marks. Then I put tbe tubes carefully down. "I am to understand, am I, that those concluding stanzas represent Wual I spoke into the machine?" I asked a mild and inoffensive tone. Just the same," tbe young lady replied. with a faraway look iu her eye. "My tones, my words everything? "Everything," she said. So that explnins It. I know now wbv people do not aspire to sing oftener. I un derstand why tbey do not ask me to sing Oh, Promine Me "and "Dnddy Won t Buy Me a Bowwow," and such things at con certs, and why nobody ever comes to me when tbe regular tenor Is away and asks me to take bis place fcr a Sunday in tbe choir. I hare felt hurt about these things and thought 1 was kept down by jealousy, but now my mind is cleared of a misunder standing that might bave lain upoi, it for ever hod not Mr. KtiiKon Invented bis pho nograph. How grateful 1 nm to him. And do I understand," I said to the roung lady, "that this cylinder upon which I nave imprinted these remarks can be pre served?" "For centuries." she answered. "And my voice, with the information it fails to convey, reproduced Indefinitely?" bile the world lusts," she said. But," 1 pursued, getting anxious, "1 understand you can pure off that wax cyl inder, dent roving tbe evidence, and use it for more vital purposes. Am I right? "ynite nght," she observed. "Mia Edison," 1 said in a trembling voice, "I am not rich, as men count riches, but hero Is tl.SO" 'Give yourself no uneasiness," tbe yonna lady rejoined. "1 shall destroy tbe cylin der. We always do." And so I came away. You will never know what a weird, uncanny thing la your own voice until it comes out of a phono graph. You tbink you know Its sound, but the sound you bear when you speak is not what yon bore other people with. I shall try not to talk so much hereafter. -W. O. Fuller, Jr.. in Itockloud (X. Y.) Tribune. Foreign Comment on tbo Fair. My first impressions of tbe exhibition are still maintained. The place Is alto gether too big and will assuredly be finan cially a gigantic failure. The charge to exhibitors and their assistants of (12s. 6d.) apiece for their entrance tickets is very unpopular. There are something like 25, 000 of these, so that about 15,000 is mode by tbe transaction. True it is that the promise is thrown out that two-thirds of the money will be returned at the close of the exhibition if the passes are handed Iu again, but this assurance is generally taken with an unusually large grain of salt as this is not a country for returning any thing in tbe shape of that "almighty dol lar" it loves so welL Tbe most frightful thing In the entire ex hibition perhups in tbe whole world is the gigantic gilded statue of Liberty. It stands at one end of a lagoon and faces an equally wretched Hun re mounted in what Is known here as the electrical car. For grotesque rendering of classical subjects. these two figures, situated as they are iu the most prominent part of tne grounds to use an Americanism take the cake London Building News. A Terribly Mixed Cp Parson. There was once an abscntminded preach er in Maine of whom a gossiping lady tells. One Sunday be said excitedly at the close of a solemn discourse, "Tbe choir will now pronounce the benediction and I will sing the Doxology." The choir failed to re spond beyond a faint soprano giggle, and the minister bnstily exclaimed: rio, not I should bave said, i will now sing the ben ediction and the choir will please pro sounce tbe Doxology." Before be could hazard another attempt the quartet came to the rescue -wit h "Old Hundred," and the parson sat down to recover his wits behind tbe friendly shelter of the old fashion.7 pulpit, 1ewlston Journal Sooth African Diamonds, Thirty-eight million carats of dia monds, weighing over nine tons, have been fonnd here. In the rough their j. aggregate value was $250,000,000, and ' alter cutting nearly youu.uuu.uuv, wnicn is more than the world's yield during the preceding two centuries. Of the whole production not more than 8 per cent can be said to be of the first water, 12 per cent of tbe second water and 23 percent, of the third, while the remaining 43 per cent is called bort, a substance which, when crushed to a oowder. is of use in the arts. -Cor. Pittsburg Press. Sheep and CsttU. Can mutton be more cheaply produced than beef? As bearing upon this subject Stewart calls attention to the fact that the sheep is a source of double income- meat aud wool. He refers, too, to the experiments of Sir J, B. Lawee in refer' eueu to the percentage of food utilised or stored up by different animals, and those experiments presented the sheep in a very favorable light Of the dry food consumed be found that sheep stored up Increased weight 13 per cent; while cat tle only laid np in Increased weight 9 per cent that is, eight and one-half pounds of dry food increased the live weight of cattle. So that, relying upon these expert ments, sheep must be considered as ex cellent utilizers of food, aa producing as many pounds of mutton, besides the wool, from a given quantity of food, as can be produced of beef; and aa the beat mutton brings aa high price as the beef, it would appear on this basis the sheep would give the fleece as extra protit over cattle. If this is not too fa vorable a view, the sheep on suitable lands must be considered among the most profitable of farm stock. It is true tbe dairy cow brings her profitable flow of milk to offset that of wool; but the dairy cow does not lay on flesh while producing milk, as does the sheep while producing wool, A fleece of five pounds of wool grown in a year requires only a daily growth of one-fifth of an ounce, which can take but small portion of food to produce. The mineral matter tn!:en from the soil by the fleece is ouly 1.6 ounces per year, and if six half mut ton sheep repreuout a cow, the whole mineral constituents taken by the six fleeces would ouly be 0.8 ounces, and abiiut 1.0 pounds of nitrogen, while tbe ordinary ew. yielding 4,000 pounds of milk, would take twenty-six pounds of fiiuerol mutter or ash and twenty-five of nitrogen, or forty-three times aa much mineral matter and thirteen times as much nitrogen as the fleeces of the sheep. Stockman. An Idol Destroyed. "Thoro has beon a great deal written about tho wonderful memories of hotel clerks, but let me tell you it's all bosh," said a well known member of the craft "Of course a clerk has to have a good memory, but so has any man in busi ness. And it is quite true tnat training one's memory in a certain line makes it more agile in that direction than tbe memory cf a man of different vocation 13 HMy to bo. But what I refer to is tho talk about tbe memory of tbe hotel clerk being phenomenal, and, to prove it, citing instances how seeing a stranger once the clerk recognizes and calls him by name ten years later, though not hav ing seen him in the interval. It's non sense. And though tne guest in ques tion may answer 'tis a fact, he is but de ceived by tho regulation trick. Yon tal:o sharp notice some time and yon will see a man approach the counter. "If that man has ever stopped at the hotel before he will recognize the clerk. And the clerk, seeing the spark of recog nition ia the eye of the guest whose name he doesn't remember from Adam, holds out his hand and grabs that of the guest, shakes it heartily as with the other hand he shoves the register to ward him and gives him a pen, at the same time firing at him a lot of ques tions such as 'Well, whore did you spring from this time? Where bave yon been oil this time? Yon are looking well; family ditto? How's business? Want room with bath? and so on until tho guest has registered. Then the clerk rings in the guest s name before tbe own er has time to see if it is Bpelled right It's a simple trick: but its performance not only causes the one upon whom it is played to feci mora at home, but to mar vel ever afterward at the wonderful memory of the hotel clerk." Chicago Post The Saltan's Table Etiquette. The sultan never uses a plate. He takes all his food direct from the little kettles, and never uses a table and rarely a knife or fork a spoon, his bread, a pancake or fingers are found far handier. It re quires just twice as many slaves as there are courses to serve a dinner to him. Tho whole household is at liberty to take meals where it suits bim or her best, and thus every one is served with a small tray, with a spoon, a great chunk of bread, and tho higher ones only get the pancakes. Nearly one ton of rice per day ia re quired for the inevitable pillafle, 000 pounds of sugar, as much coffee, to say nothing of the other groceries, fruit, vegetables and meat Rice and mutton and kread form tho greater part of tbe food for the majority of Turks, together with fish, sweetmeats, confectionery, nuts and dried and fresh irnits. That there is enormous waste and ex travagance in the kitchens is obvious, and it is said that cnongb is thrown away daily tomaintuin 100 families; bnt such waste hi perhaps not confined to a Turk ish royal household, and might also be fonnd in kitchens nearer home. The surplus is gathered np by the beg gars, in whom Constantinople abounds, and what still remains is eaten by the scavenger dogs. All the water for the sultan's use and the drinking water for the household is brought in barrels from two pretty streams at different places in the Bos phorous toward the Black sea. Ex change. Our Style of Writing-. About 430 B. C. the Ionians first in troduced the present system of writing from left to right Previous to the above date from right to left prevailed, although the method called bonstrophe don (that is, alternately from right to loft and from left to right) was some what extensively practiced. Tbe an cient Hebrew and Greek languages were written from right to left until about 450 B. C, when the form of the Greek letters was changed from the unical to the cursive, and the manner of writing changed from right to left to left to right St Louis Renublic Points for Writers. Pieces of tin cut and bent make a false back for pigeon holes where short en velopes and papers sometimes slip in too far. Have one pigeon hole always empty, except as it contains such papers as must be attended to before one or two suns Sv MVbvUI4b4 VF aV aet Cor, Writer. Uses of India Kubber. A solution of India rubber in benzine has been used for many years as a coat ing for steel, iron and lead, and has been found a simple means of keeping them from oxidizing. It can be easily applied ...U V. . V. n.1 n. .jlr mkluul , j. i UUMJO , FA It AWI WIDE. Mot on this broad continent alone, but In ms larlal uri-eillna tnllsl rvliis, III Guatemala, Sexin".Milhnierlea,llielslhmiiM siul el hero, Hosteller's Shtinseh Hitters al turds to .nhshttaitis snrt JVI,'fhi'v'.iHo itainsl malaria. The niluor, the Ircshlj ' srrived linmliirsiit, the tiller ol the vlntln soil newly wl'K ol ls forests by the sxs of the pkmeer. rtndln the aii,wrb enfl fubrlle spwlllu pre server acaliial the poisonous nila-ina whloli 111 vast dl.trlcts rleh In natural '""""'.' fertile in disease, it annihilates Jl"nlr u the stomseli, liver snd bowels, fortliles those who use It sgsliist rhoMmallo ailments lireil sud fostered by outdoor eierotse, liituses iiisl warmth into frame chilled by rigorous tem perature, and robs ol Iht ir power to harm morn lug and veiling mlals ami vapors Isden wltb hurtfiilneaa; strengthens the weak, aud sou quors luelplvut kidney trouble. A man who stutters said yesterday that he houos tho V.et-l're-ldent wit nevor he tnsUe the subjeui of auy more assaMlniue rumors. TKAVKLINU KISKS. With the Increased facilities rbr travel and tbe great number of travelers, there has been naturally a great increase in the risk of acoidents. Kvery one, who for any reason Is com- ..nl I., ln.ii. 4ku tl.k, atmiiM ltnan bv dm a supply of Abit-ocx's i'osotis P,- .'.V.? i.r..l .......1 tin t Tsns, tor wiey are a wunutinu 'w,mw ... trains of ths back or liutlM, sneli as are almost inevitable Iu case of accident. Any one tartlng on a long Journey should have one aa a part of his eiuipiiietit. Commuters on suburban trains rhould keep them both st home and in the olllee. Alloock's PoKotis I'lASTgas have repeat idly proved their great value lu time of need. BaAHDRSTu's Pais remove all Impurities. "I passed your door Inst evening. Mlis Wider. sleeve," remarked young Mr. UlMey. "How kind of $ou!" replied the grateful girl, STaTg or Onto, Citt or ToliikM I. WAS Ol'NTV. ( "' Franx J. Chic Mi y makes oath that he Is the senior partner of tbe llrm of r'. 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Sick or Dillons Headaches I'on- .llnnllnil llllllirmtioil. ItrliOUl A 11 fl.irniifrfiinplits nf the) ItV abmn, n .... - er, stomach, and bowels are prevented, relieved, ami permanently cured. They're tho smallest, easiest to take. cheet sntl best They're guaranteed to give sutisf action, or money U returned. cannot cure. By all druggist, SO cents. August Flower 99 " I have been afflicted with bilious ness and constipation for fifteen years and first one and then another prep aration was suggested to me and tried, but to no purpose. A fnend recommended August Flower and words cannot describe the admira tion in which I hold it. It has given me a new lease of life, which before was a burden. Its good qualities and wonderful merits should be made known to everyone suffering with dyspepsia and biliousness." Jessb Barker, Printer. Humboldt, Kas.t The Marked Success of Scott's Emulsion in consump tion, scrofula and oilier forms of hereditary disease is due to its powerful (ood properties. Scott's Emulsion rapidly creates healthy flesh- proper weight. Hereditary taints develop only when the system becomes weakened. Nothing in the world of medicine has been so successful in dis eases that are most menacing to life. Phy s ' ''ans everywhere p. cribe it. Prnrp4 hv ftnt & flrtwrit, H. V, All (trnirirUt, Making PoiVder Purity and Leavenin& PoWer UNEQUMIXD GASH PRISES To Introduce our Powder, we bave da. termliMd to distribute among th consum ers a number of OAHtt FuiZEB. To tiie parson orolub returning usthalanrast namiMrorcertliicatesoaor bafnra Jims 1. 1894, we win aire a cash prlte of loo, and to thm next largest, numarous oUiarorl-sa B-nflng from cj t78 is CASlt. " CL0SSET & DEVERS, PORTLAND, Or. 'la CMaamptlvea and no.ls who bave weak limes or Asth ma, sboald ose Plso's Care for Consumption. It bss enrwd llMBsaads. It has not Injur, ed ona. 11 Is not bad to tea. It Is th best oongh srrnp. son averrwoer. Ma ass - K a -.j is perroeiiv, prrmanenHj, I positively cured by Doctor J If range's Catarrh Remedy. F ssf The proprietor of this meti er ' ill l-''"5 provo that by their f I I I otter. It's t-MK) rash for k IMSril M .... rJ r'.l.rrh whli-h trues j U Hood'sCures Complication of Diseases. "I was troubled with sick heartaches ami palaa In my back and sides. I became partially deal, and my uervoui system U run down, finally, I ws eUed with heart dlieete ml Uiought my day were utimbered. I us4 Hood's Sarsaparilla and I am belter lu every wav, 1 liav galued b Di'sli snd my Cornier good i'wttt h" ttirued." r.nwsan l'aTit. lrllon, Osl. Ibanl's Farsapaillla la sold by all drtio sts $1; six for I'ri paritl only by C. 1. 1100U CO.,apotlie'arlo, Lowell, Mass, Hood's PIHa pttrvly vesuUblt. . IMS. Mint., and Sl.ouper BottW Una cent a does. Tma flajuT Cotton .hi promptly cure Where all other fall. Cou hs, Croup, lor Throat, Hoaraansaa, Whooplne Cough and Asthma. For Ceosumpticn it has no rival! baa aurad th-uaanda. and Will CUKS VOU II taken in tlm. Hold by lrulU on t"r ntee. For I-une IU lt or Cheat HILOH't BELLADONNA PtABTKR-SiO. CATARRH REMEDY. Uw vim I as I at rx Thla Mllumlv 1 BliartlW toed to our you. Jfrto-xWcU, XujoWrtr. Rushing -INTO THK GREAT SASKATCHEWAN VALLEY. The wise men ol Washington, Idaho, Oregon and the Vt'eat are Securing Free Land in Alberta, The best famine land In America. See what American fanners say ol it: ropy ol their lesti a.nnr, Willi tnao.Hr.NT PKKK, Address L. A. HAMILTON, Land Commlaalimer, Winn pee; D. M MCul.L. U. P. A., Montreal, or any aitaiil ol th Canadian Pari lie Hallway. ATTENTION I C3 We hare lust Issued an elegant IM page lllus-tTHtt-d catalogue ol FIREARMS AND SP0RT1SG GOODS. hm your nunie nd we will cud you one L)r r- II aii . In .. . sell.l... Is. stK i. 11... . TIE H. T. HUDSON ARMS CO., 3 rirat Ktra.t. Portland, Or. BLOOD POISON A O F P,r A I FMm.rT IWotid 0 OrKVIHIel Mm art or TertUry flrnhllLM Dcmimnrntlr cirol In IA iaX5t1ttT. Voc esin tie trvuMni t hiiiH fur th tim prl- nd tttr anifl ffuurnnlc-af wltb thijMf wlw proft-r to cik k to wo will tMrntreu t to care tlwra or rofund mM) rwi par exjafnu. of rxiniiug. milron1 fmro mtnl lAtl bill. If w fnll to euro. If roa hoTO lnkfn uryt ItMtld potusb. ami till Jtaro mrhtm atw l-lmptes,'oi-fMr4'Alor-t hila.Vlrafm any pnrt of tb bodr. Ilttlr or ryrbrum fttlltnt ul. It U ihlt HyphUlOfl JII.OOU rOlWON that ws raurnntce wcuro. Wo (k tile It tbo mim olMtlni-t comi and hallnff. Ih wrM fat m ritM cannot rare ?hldi-wM)hM ? ttnfnea lie mu.111 orine moi.mlnf ut MVM elane. iri04.000 CAtiltel bhlnil our unrntl llortRl tmerunteo. AhMlu(iiirnni MntMnltxl oc laVA U 183& MmohIo Tcnyto CblciMH DR. GUNVS ONION SYRUP FOR COUGHS. m COLDS MHO CROUP. GRANDMOTHER'S ADVICE. fnnffltnvafenilr of 8h ohiMren, mf onlr rea dy far Ooturhe. Cald end Croup wee onion errup. II UfsutMerYMtlreto-diT e It w forty fr eca. Now rav rendnhlldrm tke Ir, On no's Onion Srrup which is 111-mwIt prepered end mor rieeitt to the Utm, Slid rywbre. Vtrf bottUe Q oente. TekesoeukMUut(ettii Tberw'e puUUAf ee food ENGRAVING1 I'liiNTKim Hiiourr KNOW Hint the olilcet end lest rhoiQ'MrrttV InUolU' elu Hun Fnui rleto wae njilnhtlMtifd In IM77 Uy IIih Mmiititnr of Ihe IiKWKY KN OUAVIMJ i,, who linn wwiififtl lltn (meat end btut I ni prove u.i'itliini cri procc ahm mill e full r.iiiiph'inviil of iiiriet ii)rovtd niu'Iiliifry, phoio up-piirittiiii(puwi'rfiilili-o-iih:Hi.liia..eir. Huvlnc S. f. MttHankt ImHtuH Nttol. t-prlei! m.H lliifrlnr nrllui-i ilila. plonfor C)o, lurne out tha w, clues of work promptly, rWiuuly uii'l at uniformly .nodf-nttr-orlirfe fur all klnilnof iirnvltig. .'ulliehrn lie I fed lotc lup ho clul iHHiice. Job prlittere end otlira oioiiHi mmti for Hittniiis,riiiiniiii'eniHi iftformutlcin, A.T. 1kwkv, ivfamiKur, XSfJ Market Hi., H. F.Cul. TORS on iNSTAlLHRNTa. Beat makes. uiwest prices. Hend for eetalostie. w. ii. AKtCIl, Ulpon, Vmt. nn 4 i i m ill mmr u r i HILOHSyvV ....17 9 jfc ! llZz Erl7lH(ifcJ't.j "WHERE DIRT GATHERS, WASTE RULES." GREAT SAVING RESULTS FROM THE USE OP SAPOLIb RHEUMATISM CURED BY THE USE OF hlOOrc'S Revealed RnmnH. , ouf oat atATUMI wbu th irooldy n Hotel 20S-21X 8m. St., Sib Francisco. This lavorlt hotel Is under the mnameiit ofY'llAKI.KH MONWOMKRY ,d la as .h1 U not lh beat . aiuUy ud tf usiueae ttu' UuM lu San Pranulsvo. Horns Comforts! Cuisine Unuicelledi Klrst-olass sorvle and thhlhat standard y! reawHilal.lllty fiiaranteeiJ. Osr rmicmsiilli sHrimwrd lot Hoilnrss nail wotI. Hard and riK.ia per day, ll.M. H.oO. H ? "'! W.'l " and niom p.'r week, 17 to IU single ruonia, MM to II. free coach to anil from hotel. DOCTOR THE GREAT CURE -roit- INDIGESTION AND CONSTIPATION. Regulator of th 3 Liverand Kidneys -A 81'KOiriO FOR Scrofula, Rheumatism, Silt Rheum, Keuralgit And All Otber Blood ind Skis Diseases. It lspnltlveHr lor all thna paltilttl, dell eat euiuplaliita ana pumpllitaMKl triiuliles and wt'ah'ieaaeacuiumuti awulig our wlrns, tnulusr and ilanahltrs, Tli vtlWi is Immnllat and tastltif. Two or three iliel Da rail's Himkut laksu asllf k'p III blood nI, tlx llwr and slilueya ai i Ive, and will entirely erailrrau irom Ihe srateta all Iraiw ol Mcriilula, Halt Hlteum, ot aujr uthi lurin ul tilotid dlH-aae. .No tnllcliivr I' trnaured in this eouutr r has met Willi such ready sale, nor ilven sm h aa met Willi aueu re ulveraal aatlataetton nulTvrsal satlslaetinn uliisim uaod aa that ol lia..l'akusa'a ksMKitv. Thla reiuwljr has been tt'ed In th hmplials thtouaboill tlit old world (or Hi ast iwi-ntr-H fears as a sihi'IBo lor th atxiv diaeaMw, audit has and will cure whan all other so-uallod remeilles fall. Hud lor pamphlet of testimonials Irom Ihoso who hare boat! dir. d by Its ue. I'ruialsta sell it at ll.M) tier bolUs. Try II and be euurluced. for sal by MACK & CO.. 0 and front St., San FranoUoo. KIDNEY, Blsddrr, Orlnary and l.irer niseaae Dropsy Urav.l and Ulstxtes are eurad by HUNT'S REMEDY THK BEST MONEY AND LIVER MEDICINE. HUNT'S REMEDY Cures Brlcht 'a Disease, Retention or Non-re tention ol Lriri, i'alua lu tha sack, Lotus or Sid. HUNT'S REMEDY Cures Intern peran-e, Kerroua Disease, Oeuor Debility, r'aiual. Weakuaa aud tieeaau. HUNT'S REMEDY Cure Dtllntisnesa, Headaehe, Jatindlee, Hour Htomaeh, Dyspspsla, Cousllpatlou aud l llus. HUNT'S REMEDY n AT OKM.'K on th Kiatseva, I. leer and How els, reaiorltit them to a healthy so lum, and I I M si whan all other medicine 111. Uundretls bar been saved who hat been (Itsu p to dl by Irleuda and physlclaua. rMii.it mv iiHiu-iiDia.. FRAZEil AXLE BcstintheWorldinnr AOr Set tha GeiiuiflelhlfrlliTlr BtNH WVlOl.HKV,; , Awml, Portland. Or. J.H.G0WG&C0., Importers, Wholesale and Kslall Dualvrs, lor STOVES. RANCfeS Tshlet'utlory.TIn and Wooden Wsre, Dairy Hup. Pies. Tha laws! and thaal dealers Iur cash. Country iraue a specially. 141 Third Street, Portland, Oregon. EOCENE. Ts a Hpaclal brand of Burnliisr Oil. wl.l. h toanulaelur eipruaaly (or VAMlLY liMK. 1 If A I'KKSKVT IM.UMINAIOM, Il ls hlllll VIICK IHIST. IT Is UK UNirouiH QUALITT. Wemiaratitee It to u tha Miounrr mbsibi.s oai or illuhinitino oil. Ask lor It. STANDARD OIL COMPANY. MASQUERADES, PARADES, - - - , e-ee tri m ltll;AI,li. Beards, I'ropurtloa, 0ra sud I'lay Hooks, Ui., fitriilsheil at ureally rodticed rales and In su- ..... ..n,, VJ ,uqwiiih,v, iar(vai, uvaireuowilea sud llieriilora oniy relmblt Thtatrtati Hupfilv ..-" ig mipv wfui, urreapoiKieilce si. Ilollod. OoLnaTsm A Co., l, 1 snd m U'Karrell street, also wa Market si reel, Han r raiieisco. We snppl v nil Thrnleri un lac Coual, o whom W f spectlully rolur. filK WIMinW'C sooth, no siisiws iiiisulwis w biRUP " COR OHILDMIN TIITHINO Fer sal krall llr.nl.u. t'.u a kattl. N. P. N. 17. No. 510 K. F. N. U. Ko. 51)0 . ' WM iriu-Tru irom an oia cane v, boy on rod entirely ol INKlJk M y tdr v h m n 1 TlftV. ftMTT mm i wmi riooldfatdldlmiu-ood. Voura In .-illtiia ana v, r. iri aat,. MIU BI VUVa OKUWtlT
