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ABSOIJUTEIX PURE
Drink Yonr Soda Slowly.
Good soda should be sipped. Qnickly
drinking off the effervescence, which is
merely foam, mi interval of a minute or
two should bo allowed before the last
half of tho glass is taken. Clerks should
know this, end givo customers time
without warning by looks or actions that
they cro expected to loaveiathe shortest
possiblo order after bolting their soda
and paying for it A glass of soda so
ta'-roa U a refreshing stimalus, better
than food In a rory hot noon, but tossed
ole cu most peoplo take it is a recipe for
cramps or indigestion.
If it ia poor soda, tiistingcf metal with
tho r.ilver worn off, or standing in silver
too Ion?, C.ivorod with simps made from
cmaji3 or lomniis whose musty taste is
plain to all refined "palates, tho less one
tikes tho batter for life and health.
Girb who esrvo tho caeapaoda fountains
a'- fcy ctores well know this from ei
pfirienco, and the old hands rarely touch
soda thomsclvcs. Tho girla behind the
counters who depend on soda to keep up
their strength through tho close days in
jure their digestion by it, and perhaps
owetnoroof their sudden indispositions
to ii th.m they imagine. Shirley Dare
in Now York Horald.
TTliera IMr. Curtis Learned to Write.
Whatever my stylo of writing may be,
it ia the result of natural selection and
not of special design. The first author
who interested me deeply alter "Robin
so:i Crusoe" and the usual children's
books cf fifty or sixty years ago was
Washington Irving. Then came Walter
Scott and Charles Lamb, Keats, Shelley
and Wordsworth, then Bacon and Emer
son, Burke and Carlylo, Thackeray and
Hawthorne. But rhetoric or composi
tion I havo never studied. My long con
noctioa with the press has been of the
utmost servica to me as a writer. For
many years I have beea the chief editor
ial writer upon tlarper'a Weekly,
paper which takes part ia political dis
cussion, and tho necessity of making my
self intelligible to the rapid reader in
comparatively short space has been prob
ably tho best training I could have had.
Fortunately I have no taste for what
seems to me the frequent ertravagance
of newspaper writing, and. therefore 1
have easily avoided it. Every young
writer shoald remember that bigness is
tot greatness, nor fury force. George
William Curtis.
The Proper Function of a Kcirspaper.
In ita ambition to bo everything and
to havo everything the newspaper has
traveled far beyond its legitimate bounds.
The complaint at the magazines indi
cates the outgrowth on one side of those
bounds; the more excited protests of an
invaded privacy point to another over
flow, and other burstings of limits are
heard from in other directions. The
original functions of a daily newspaper
appear to have been forgotten. Keen
competition among themselves has final
ly brought newspaper people to a condi
tion of feverish anxiety in which every
thing within reach must be theirs.
Everything printable is printed. Noth
ing ia so small that it cannot be stooped
to; nothing too remote and abstruse for
reaching after. Noah Brooks in Forum.
Aiitiuully of tho ru.
The sntiipiity of the fan in the east.
pavuL'ulitr'.y iu Asia, extends far back
beyoud tic possibility of ascertaining
its date. In Lu'ua and India the orig
inal mod' of the fan was the wing of a
bird and it ose tint'.' was part cf the em
blems of im ferial rnthority. Washing
ton GUe
m Strong Point.
She Why, yon couldn't even bay my
dresses."
Es But I could borrow tho money
from your father. Epoch.
IG & CO,
IMPORTERS
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WHOLESALE CROCERS,
TOBACCONIST 8,'
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General Commission merchants.
PFFICB AXD WAREHOUSE
2,4,6 and 8 North First 8treet,
0, II, 13 and IS Ankeny Street.
PORTLAND, OK.
XTm pay special Attention to tho sale of
OUA1N ON MMMIl(iN. Send u am
ple ol Wheat, and wo wilt advise
liljrhest market prieae ellhur In Portland,
JTaeowa or Sen Francisco,
Liberal Advances Made on Bills ol
. Lading.
'omspoudencc solicited.
I WaterS
Coat
In tho
WORLD I
3
T: FISH llUAN'n RI.ICKER Is warranted water
IW, at4 vrl)lkcp you dry In tho bardest storm. Tbef
irww mnatL uj( 11 a nm nami cw, ami
imwirstliai'iinrosadilla. Hcwaraof imitations. Pna'tl
Ibtiv com II l La " run Brand" la not on lu IIImtrs-1
P'M t'al a wue ittr. A. J. n'wr.it, ration, ataaa,
Are near at
lltnrl wTh
-SVZfjeater ao-
bojlness than ha erer been known, because of
tho prolonged depression In all lines. Those
who attend the PORTLAND BUSINESS COLLEGE
now. will be nreDared for rood mwitinni whMi
this comlnr wave of prosperity sweeps over the
nu. renu iur raiaioirue. Anoreaa A. r. ABM'
sraoKO, Principal, Portland, Oregon.
LAC
HAVE
YOU
GOT
PILES
rrCHTWO PIIES known fr -tst-r
1U parplraUq-i,oauoiaaejunua
when warm. Tli!i f"rm an.-l BIJjm
HUBZBi- or -M-OlKrpurO tlULJ
OR. BO-SAN-KO S PILE REMEDY,
wtilnh aa'a dlraetly on parts anVeoyL
faaorba tundra, alia f ttrly n,effartn
a pormaoitcuro. InooOTxs. Vn.wM1i
aravkb Dr. AVwaaao, rtu-w-tll-Ja.Jra.
PedestrlanUm In rmar.
A German friend of mine (he is some
what of a humorist) was bantering ms
about the notorious aversion of Ameri
cans to walking, and he remarked that
he bad heard it said that the average
American did not walk more than mile
adav. Of course I resented this gross
libel, and I asserted that the average
American thought nothing or starting
out for a walk of five miles. I cited
with a trood deal of pride the habitual
practice of Julian Hawthorne of taking
mere stroll or twenty or mirty nuioa
whenever he has a few moments to de
vote to exercise. I ppoke. too, of your
townsman, Mr. Slasoa Thompson, editor
of The America, who is in the habit of
walking ten miles a day and running fif
teen or twenty more.
Mv friend therennon became personal,
and ventured to iatimato that I could
not walk Cve miles. Of course I accept
ed thochallongo implied, end, peacefully
d.nVleringiinbocila that I was, I actually
walked for four coasecuti vc Hours neioro
I learned (upon romonstratiug with r.iy
humorous friend) that a Gonnaa mile
was equal to four and a half Lnglub
miles, and that iu order to accomplish
the feat I had undertaken I should have
to cover twenty-two and a half miles.
Germany would be a ven table para
dise, methinks, for Julian Hawthorae
and Slason Thompson. They would be
elected to the reichstag at the first con
gressional election. Eugene Field in
Chicago Kews.
Information tor tbe Roy.
The instruction that nursemaids are
able to impart to the greedy young
minds that are given into their charge is
truly fearful and wonderful. As a
Coney Island bait was passing the Bar
tholdi statue a 5-year-old youngster was
moved to ask the Milesian lady who at
tended him:
"Wot's that, Janer
"That's Liberty," quoth Jane.
"Wot's Liberty?" he asked again.
"Wjr, just Liberty. Don't you know
w'ot Liberty isT
;-W ot's Libertyr he insisted.
"W"y, vou goose," instructed bis
teacher, "Liberty is w'y it's Free
dom. And now you krow, don't you?"
And of course he did. Just wait until
somebody asks him.
There was more of the same end from
the same source.
"Wot's those, Jane?" he asked again,
with significant finger at the life pre
servers overhead.
"Them's life preservers." said Jane.
"Wot are they for?"
"They're for when you fall in the
water and get drowned," she informed
him, "and when you do they make yon
float" -
"After you're drowned?" asked the
boy.
"Oh, yes. I do wish you'd keep still
and not ask so many questions, yon bad
boy."
But he didn't New York Evening
Son. . '
Sagar In flattery Work.
A correspondent writes to Tho Victo
rian Electrical Telegraphic Journal as
follows: "I became uware of r. wrinkle
lately that i am confident will be n nov
elty to many of your readers, and also
of use. One of our telegraph inspectors
gave it to me. Be came to my station
and found that the battery was not up
to his idea of what a battery shonld be.
He took it down and renewed it When
it was put up again he asked me to favor
him with a little sugar., I asked him
what he wanted with sugar. He quietly
langbed and said, 'Get some, and I will
show yon what it is for.'
"I got it, and be began to wash his
bands in tbe usual way with soup and
water, but after rnbbing the soap he
added the sugar, and immediately a
good lather came. He washed his hands
twice, and told me to do likewise, i
did and to my pleasure my hands came
out of the wash clean and soft He
told me always to do so when working
with magnesia or copper solutions, and
the nasty dry feeling that usually is ex
perienced when working with a battery
it quite done away with."
When to Water Plants.
The other day a gentleman saw pro
fessional florist watering his plants in
the hot sun, and in a surprised way in
quired if that wouldn't injure the plants.
"Why, no," was tbe answer. "Why not
now?" "I supposed tbey had to be wa
tered only at night," said the amateur.
'Do you drink only at night?" asked the
florist "Are you only thirsty after the
sun goes down? That idea helps our
business, for nnder it the flowers of the
ignorant would-be growers die, and we
get the opportunity of selling more of
our stock, i water my flowers when
they are thirsty, just as a stock grower
waters his stock." Exchange.
One Tforoin's Coarase.
A story is going the rounds of a little
woman who was seated behind a gor
geously dressed beauty at a theater in the
metropolis whose balloon tleeves com
pletely bid the stage from tbe victim in
the rear. She sat on first one foot, then
the other, but in vain; no glimpse of tbe
play could she get. After a whispered
conversation with her husband came the
tragedy. Without a word of warning
that wee woman quietly rose, gently but
firmly laid her hands upon the winged
shoulders of ber obtrusive neighbor and
pressed her green and red ruffles as far
down as they would go. People who
saw the operation gasped at the trans
formation. Tbe victim wisely accepted
the situation and reiuaincd in subjuga
tion until tbe "Prodigal Daughter" ig
nominiously returned to the fatted calf
New York Becorder,
The thickest octavo volume in tbe j
world known is the latest edition of j
Whi taker's "Reference Catalogue of En- j
glish Literature." This book weighs ,
twelve pounds and is eleven inches in 1
thickness. " ' ' j
' The young man who has an idea that
his father is an old fogy and don't know
much makes a mistake that will some
day cans him bitter regret
SHOWING THt PHONOGRAPH.
An Interesting Machine That Tauchl On
, Man a Very Sober Lesson.
ICdinw's pbonKmh has a umtfiil limit
arttluK forth, ami you can inveMtiimte n(l
enjoy this fuacitiHtinK Instrument to your
fcrart sronleul utterly nve ol uir annoy
hilt nickel, lieatitifu! youn Uillis will
very obliKiuxly explain the inatmuieut to
Tour period understanding ana treat you
as nicely as though they thought yon wvra
cninit to bttv one of them one of the ma
chines, I nnn You will be Interested to
learn how the phonograph Is being used
(nr teaching IniigUHges, also in commercial
life. The man of business talks bin com
utunicatloiia Into the Instrument's mouth
niece. Later, the typewriter, at her leisure.
bangs the tubes in her dainty ears, and
dented wax gives back the wards ot the
rant) of business, aud the typewriter puts
the matter Into a letter. Or tbe wax cylin
der is talked full, sent off by mall and the
words reproduced at the most distant point
It seems Ilka witchcraft
"Perhaps you would like to talk Into It
yourself?" the pretty girl asked In the
sweetest tones after she had treated me to
cylinder after cylinder of song and brass
bands and exercises ut tat irerman lao
Simiie.
I said I thought It would he nice. So she
put a brand new wax cylinder on the ma
chine, nicely adjusted the mechanism aud
bade me speak Into tbe mouthpiece. 1
neverfult so bashful in my lifa
"I don't know what to say," I stam
mered after looking vacantly into the
mouthpiece aud then around tbe building
and then into the bright eyes of the at
tendant, "huppoae you becm."
So she uttered a few remarks, and one or
twe other people took hold of the thing
and said something, looking foolish all the
while. Then I likewise took bold attain.
"Say what ton think of the pbono-
irrttpb. suggested the young woman, see
ing that I felt my position keenly.
"The phonograph Is the the phono-
graph la " I bean hi frightened tone.
ou must speak louder.' sac explained.
So I spoke louder, but I didn't know what
I said, and I even snug n feeble little verse
till people who hod been listening began to
move awny, wltb a wearied look on theft
faces, and the young lady shut off the
power.
'Now, if yon will listen tbrougb the
tunes," she continued, yon will bear re
peated all that has been spoken Into it."
So I hearkened. I lie little mnclune
burred and wblzzed and then begnn talk-
lug. I recognized the young lady's re
marks, and what theother people bad said,
every note and syllable exactly repro
duced, and then the thing began to stam
mer and holt and give forth what seemed
to be the renmiis of a young man with red
hair and a blue necktie, who, never bavins
been in public life, is unexpected y elected
to preside at a parish meeting and has tc
return thanks for thebonor conferred upon
him. There were some bemmings and
hawings, and a number of whistling noises
IntersperHed with eloquent pauses, and 1
could hear the Instrument break forth Into
a cold perspiration as it finished tbe re
marks. Then I put tbe tubes carefully
down.
"I am to understand, am I, that those
concluding stanzas represent Wual I spoke
into the machine?" I asked a mild and
inoffensive tone.
Just the same," tbe young lady replied.
with a faraway look iu her eye.
"My tones, my words everything?
"Everything," she said.
So that explnins It. I know now wbv
people do not aspire to sing oftener. I un
derstand why tbey do not ask me to sing
Oh, Promine Me "and "Dnddy Won t Buy
Me a Bowwow," and such things at con
certs, and why nobody ever comes to me
when tbe regular tenor Is away and asks
me to take bis place fcr a Sunday in tbe
choir. I hare felt hurt about these things
and thought 1 was kept down by jealousy,
but now my mind is cleared of a misunder
standing that might bave lain upoi, it for
ever hod not Mr. KtiiKon Invented bis pho
nograph. How grateful 1 nm to him.
And do I understand," I said to the
roung lady, "that this cylinder upon which
I nave imprinted these remarks can be pre
served?"
"For centuries." she answered.
"And my voice, with the information it
fails to convey, reproduced Indefinitely?"
bile the world lusts," she said.
But," 1 pursued, getting anxious, "1
understand you can pure off that wax cyl
inder, dent roving tbe evidence, and use it
for more vital purposes. Am I right?
"ynite nght," she observed.
"Mia Edison," 1 said in a trembling
voice, "I am not rich, as men count riches,
but hero Is tl.SO"
'Give yourself no uneasiness," tbe yonna
lady rejoined. "1 shall destroy tbe cylin
der. We always do."
And so I came away. You will never
know what a weird, uncanny thing la your
own voice until it comes out of a phono
graph. You tbink you know Its sound,
but the sound you bear when you speak is
not what yon bore other people with.
I shall try not to talk so much hereafter.
-W. O. Fuller, Jr.. in Itockloud (X. Y.)
Tribune.
Foreign Comment on tbo Fair.
My first impressions of tbe exhibition
are still maintained. The place Is alto
gether too big and will assuredly be finan
cially a gigantic failure. The charge to
exhibitors and their assistants of (12s.
6d.) apiece for their entrance tickets is very
unpopular. There are something like 25,
000 of these, so that about 15,000 is mode
by tbe transaction. True it is that the
promise is thrown out that two-thirds of
the money will be returned at the close of
the exhibition if the passes are handed Iu
again, but this assurance is generally taken
with an unusually large grain of salt as
this is not a country for returning any
thing in tbe shape of that "almighty dol
lar" it loves so welL
Tbe most frightful thing In the entire ex
hibition perhups in tbe whole world is
the gigantic gilded statue of Liberty. It
stands at one end of a lagoon and faces an
equally wretched Hun re mounted in what
Is known here as the electrical car. For
grotesque rendering of classical subjects.
these two figures, situated as they are iu
the most prominent part of tne grounds
to use an Americanism take the cake
London Building News.
A Terribly Mixed Cp Parson.
There was once an abscntminded preach
er in Maine of whom a gossiping lady tells.
One Sunday be said excitedly at the close
of a solemn discourse, "Tbe choir will now
pronounce the benediction and I will sing
the Doxology." The choir failed to re
spond beyond a faint soprano giggle, and
the minister bnstily exclaimed: rio, not I
should bave said, i will now sing the ben
ediction and the choir will please pro
sounce tbe Doxology." Before be could
hazard another attempt the quartet came
to the rescue -wit h "Old Hundred," and the
parson sat down to recover his wits behind
tbe friendly shelter of the old fashion.7
pulpit, 1ewlston Journal
Sooth African Diamonds,
Thirty-eight million carats of dia
monds, weighing over nine tons, have
been fonnd here. In the rough their
j.
aggregate value was $250,000,000, and '
alter cutting nearly youu.uuu.uuv, wnicn
is more than the world's yield during
the preceding two centuries. Of the
whole production not more than 8 per
cent can be said to be of the first water,
12 per cent of tbe second water and 23
percent, of the third, while the remaining
43 per cent is called bort, a substance
which, when crushed to a oowder. is of
use in the arts. -Cor. Pittsburg Press.
Sheep and CsttU.
Can mutton be more cheaply produced
than beef? As bearing upon this subject
Stewart calls attention to the fact that
the sheep is a source of double income-
meat aud wool. He refers, too, to the
experiments of Sir J, B. Lawee in refer'
eueu to the percentage of food utilised or
stored up by different animals, and those
experiments presented the sheep in a
very favorable light Of the dry food
consumed be found that sheep stored up
Increased weight 13 per cent; while cat
tle only laid np in Increased weight 9 per
cent that is, eight and one-half pounds
of dry food increased the live weight of
cattle.
So that, relying upon these expert
ments, sheep must be considered as ex
cellent utilizers of food, aa producing as
many pounds of mutton, besides the
wool, from a given quantity of food, as
can be produced of beef; and aa the
beat mutton brings aa high price as the
beef, it would appear on this basis the
sheep would give the fleece as extra
protit over cattle. If this is not too fa
vorable a view, the sheep on suitable
lands must be considered among the
most profitable of farm stock. It is true
tbe dairy cow brings her profitable flow
of milk to offset that of wool; but the
dairy cow does not lay on flesh while
producing milk, as does the sheep while
producing wool, A fleece of five pounds
of wool grown in a year requires only
a daily growth of one-fifth of an ounce,
which can take but small portion of
food to produce. The mineral matter
tn!:en from the soil by the fleece is ouly
1.6 ounces per year, and if six half mut
ton sheep repreuout a cow, the whole
mineral constituents taken by the six
fleeces would ouly be 0.8 ounces, and
abiiut 1.0 pounds of nitrogen, while tbe
ordinary ew. yielding 4,000 pounds of
milk, would take twenty-six pounds of
fiiuerol mutter or ash and twenty-five
of nitrogen, or forty-three times aa much
mineral matter and thirteen times as
much nitrogen as the fleeces of the sheep.
Stockman.
An Idol Destroyed.
"Thoro has beon a great deal written
about tho wonderful memories of hotel
clerks, but let me tell you it's all bosh,"
said a well known member of the craft
"Of course a clerk has to have a good
memory, but so has any man in busi
ness. And it is quite true tnat training
one's memory in a certain line makes it
more agile in that direction than tbe
memory cf a man of different vocation
13 HMy to bo. But what I refer to is
tho talk about tbe memory of tbe hotel
clerk being phenomenal, and, to prove
it, citing instances how seeing a stranger
once the clerk recognizes and calls him
by name ten years later, though not hav
ing seen him in the interval. It's non
sense. And though tne guest in ques
tion may answer 'tis a fact, he is but de
ceived by tho regulation trick. Yon
tal:o sharp notice some time and yon
will see a man approach the counter.
"If that man has ever stopped at the
hotel before he will recognize the clerk.
And the clerk, seeing the spark of recog
nition ia the eye of the guest whose
name he doesn't remember from Adam,
holds out his hand and grabs that of the
guest, shakes it heartily as with the
other hand he shoves the register to
ward him and gives him a pen, at the
same time firing at him a lot of ques
tions such as 'Well, whore did you
spring from this time? Where bave yon
been oil this time? Yon are looking
well; family ditto? How's business?
Want room with bath? and so on until
tho guest has registered. Then the clerk
rings in the guest s name before tbe own
er has time to see if it is Bpelled right
It's a simple trick: but its performance
not only causes the one upon whom it is
played to feci mora at home, but to mar
vel ever afterward at the wonderful
memory of the hotel clerk." Chicago
Post
The Saltan's Table Etiquette.
The sultan never uses a plate. He takes
all his food direct from the little kettles,
and never uses a table and rarely a knife
or fork a spoon, his bread, a pancake
or fingers are found far handier. It re
quires just twice as many slaves as there
are courses to serve a dinner to him.
Tho whole household is at liberty to
take meals where it suits bim or her best,
and thus every one is served with a small
tray, with a spoon, a great chunk of
bread, and tho higher ones only get the
pancakes.
Nearly one ton of rice per day ia re
quired for the inevitable pillafle, 000
pounds of sugar, as much coffee, to say
nothing of the other groceries, fruit,
vegetables and meat Rice and mutton
and kread form tho greater part of tbe
food for the majority of Turks, together
with fish, sweetmeats, confectionery,
nuts and dried and fresh irnits.
That there is enormous waste and ex
travagance in the kitchens is obvious,
and it is said that cnongb is thrown away
daily tomaintuin 100 families; bnt such
waste hi perhaps not confined to a Turk
ish royal household, and might also be
fonnd in kitchens nearer home.
The surplus is gathered np by the beg
gars, in whom Constantinople abounds,
and what still remains is eaten by the
scavenger dogs.
All the water for the sultan's use and
the drinking water for the household is
brought in barrels from two pretty
streams at different places in the Bos
phorous toward the Black sea. Ex
change. Our Style of Writing-.
About 430 B. C. the Ionians first in
troduced the present system of writing
from left to right Previous to the
above date from right to left prevailed,
although the method called bonstrophe
don (that is, alternately from right to
loft and from left to right) was some
what extensively practiced. Tbe an
cient Hebrew and Greek languages were
written from right to left until about
450 B. C, when the form of the Greek
letters was changed from the unical to
the cursive, and the manner of writing
changed from right to left to left to
right St Louis Renublic
Points for Writers.
Pieces of tin cut and bent make a false
back for pigeon holes where short en
velopes and papers sometimes slip in too
far.
Have one pigeon hole always empty,
except as it contains such papers as must
be attended to before one or two suns
Sv MVbvUI4b4 VF aV
aet Cor, Writer.
Uses of India Kubber.
A solution of India rubber in benzine
has been used for many years as a coat
ing for steel, iron and lead, and has been
found a simple means of keeping them
from oxidizing. It can be easily applied
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UUMJO
, FA It AWI WIDE.
Mot on this broad continent alone, but In ms
larlal uri-eillna tnllsl rvliis, III Guatemala,
Sexin".Milhnierlea,llielslhmiiM
siul el hero, Hosteller's Shtinseh Hitters al
turds to .nhshttaitis snrt JVI,'fhi'v'.iHo
itainsl malaria. The niluor, the Ircshlj ' srrived
linmliirsiit, the tiller ol the vlntln soil newly
wl'K ol ls forests by the sxs of the pkmeer.
rtndln the aii,wrb enfl fubrlle spwlllu pre
server acaliial the poisonous nila-ina whloli 111
vast dl.trlcts rleh In natural '""""'.'
fertile in disease, it annihilates Jl"nlr u
the stomseli, liver snd bowels, fortliles those
who use It sgsliist rhoMmallo ailments lireil
sud fostered by outdoor eierotse, liituses iiisl
warmth into frame chilled by rigorous tem
perature, and robs ol Iht ir power to harm morn
lug and veiling mlals ami vapors Isden wltb
hurtfiilneaa; strengthens the weak, aud sou
quors luelplvut kidney trouble.
A man who stutters said yesterday that he
houos tho V.et-l're-ldent wit nevor he tnsUe
the subjeui of auy more assaMlniue rumors.
TKAVKLINU KISKS.
With the Increased facilities rbr travel
and tbe great number of travelers, there
has been naturally a great increase in the
risk of acoidents.
Kvery one, who for any reason Is com-
..nl I., ln.ii. 4ku tl.k, atmiiM ltnan bv
dm a supply of Abit-ocx's i'osotis P,-
.'.V.? i.r..l .......1 tin t
Tsns, tor wiey are a wunutinu 'w,mw ...
trains of ths back or liutlM, sneli as are
almost inevitable Iu case of accident.
Any one tartlng on a long Journey
should have one aa a part of his eiuipiiietit.
Commuters on suburban trains rhould keep
them both st home and in the olllee.
Alloock's PoKotis I'lASTgas have repeat
idly proved their great value lu time of
need.
BaAHDRSTu's Pais remove all Impurities.
"I passed your door Inst evening. Mlis Wider.
sleeve," remarked young Mr. UlMey. "How
kind of $ou!" replied the grateful girl,
STaTg or Onto, Citt or ToliikM
I. WAS Ol'NTV. ( "'
Franx J. Chic Mi y makes oath that he Is the
senior partner of tbe llrm of r'. J. t ll snky A Co..
doing business in the rl'y ol lolmto.eouuty and
State alor-aid. snd that said llrm will pay the
sum of (INK ll('NIHtKI) Kol.l.AK! lor each and
every case of i'atakrii Ihalf annul be cured bj
the use of Hall Catahxh res.
rltAXK J. niKNKV.
Sworn to b fore me and subscribed In my
pre-enee this 6th day of perember. A. I. IHHtt,
(KAL.J A. W. til.KAStt.N.
Aof'try i'wMle.
'Halt's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
cia dtremly on tbe b I ml and mucous surfaces
of the system. Send fur testimonials, liee.
If. J. CHKSEY 4 TO.,
Toledo, O.
Sold by drttgglsti; cents.
rsi Cnamsllnestove Polish: no dust, no smell
Tar Oikmsa for breakfast.
A FULL 8T0MACH
ought to cause you no discom
fort whatever. If It does,
tlmu-h If there's any trouble
after 'eating take Dr. Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets. They're a
nriiM.t atul eonvelileiit vest.
pocket remedy. One of these
tiny, sugar-coated, nnti-bllioiis
granules at a dose regulates
ami correeis me cinirr svsieiu.
Sick or Dillons Headaches I'on-
.llnnllnil llllllirmtioil. ItrliOUl
A 11 fl.irniifrfiinplits nf the) ItV
abmn, n .... -
er, stomach, and bowels are prevented,
relieved, ami permanently cured.
They're tho smallest, easiest to take.
cheet sntl best They're guaranteed
to give sutisf action, or money U returned.
cannot cure. By all druggist, SO cents.
August
Flower
99
" I have been afflicted with bilious
ness and constipation for fifteen years
and first one and then another prep
aration was suggested to me and
tried, but to no purpose. A fnend
recommended August Flower and
words cannot describe the admira
tion in which I hold it. It has given
me a new lease of life, which before
was a burden. Its good qualities
and wonderful merits should be made
known to everyone suffering with
dyspepsia and biliousness." Jessb
Barker, Printer. Humboldt, Kas.t
The Marked Success
of Scott's Emulsion in consump
tion, scrofula and oilier forms of
hereditary disease is due to its
powerful (ood properties.
Scott's Emulsion
rapidly creates healthy flesh-
proper weight. Hereditary
taints develop only when the
system becomes weakened.
Nothing in the world
of medicine has been
so successful in dis
eases that are most
menacing to life. Phy
s ' ''ans everywhere
p. cribe it.
Prnrp4 hv ftnt & flrtwrit, H. V, All (trnirirUt,
Making PoiVder
Purity and
Leavenin& PoWer
UNEQUMIXD
GASH PRISES
To Introduce our Powder, we bave da.
termliMd to distribute among th consum
ers a number of OAHtt FuiZEB. To
tiie parson orolub returning usthalanrast
namiMrorcertliicatesoaor bafnra Jims 1.
1894, we win aire a cash prlte of loo, and
to thm next largest, numarous oUiarorl-sa
B-nflng from cj t78 is CASlt. "
CL0SSET & DEVERS, PORTLAND, Or.
'la
CMaamptlvea and no.ls
who bave weak limes or Asth
ma, sboald ose Plso's Care for
Consumption. It bss enrwd
llMBsaads. It has not Injur,
ed ona. 11 Is not bad to tea.
It Is th best oongh srrnp.
son averrwoer. Ma
ass -
K
a -.j is perroeiiv, prrmanenHj,
I positively cured by Doctor
J If range's Catarrh Remedy.
F ssf The proprietor of this meti
er ' ill l-''"5 provo that by their
f I I I otter. It's t-MK) rash for k
IMSril M .... rJ r'.l.rrh whli-h trues
j
U
Hood'sCures
Complication of Diseases.
"I was troubled with sick heartaches ami
palaa In my back and sides. I became partially
deal, and my uervoui system U run down,
finally, I ws eUed with heart dlieete ml
Uiought my day were utimbered. I us4
Hood's Sarsaparilla
and I am belter lu every wav, 1 liav galued b
Di'sli snd my Cornier good i'wttt h"
ttirued." r.nwsan l'aTit. lrllon, Osl.
Ibanl's Farsapaillla la sold by all drtio sts
$1; six for I'ri paritl only by C. 1. 1100U
CO.,apotlie'arlo, Lowell, Mass,
Hood's PIHa pttrvly vesuUblt. .
IMS.
Mint., and
Sl.ouper BottW
Una cent a does.
Tma flajuT Cotton
.hi promptly cure
Where all other fall. Cou hs, Croup, lor
Throat, Hoaraansaa, Whooplne Cough and
Asthma. For Ceosumpticn it has no rival!
baa aurad th-uaanda. and Will CUKS VOU II
taken in tlm. Hold by lrulU on t"r
ntee. For I-une IU lt or Cheat
HILOH't BELLADONNA PtABTKR-SiO.
CATARRH
REMEDY.
Uw vim I as I at rx Thla Mllumlv 1 BliartlW
toed to our you. Jfrto-xWcU, XujoWrtr.
Rushing
-INTO THK GREAT
SASKATCHEWAN
VALLEY.
The wise men ol Washington, Idaho, Oregon
and the Vt'eat are
Securing Free Land
in Alberta,
The best famine land In America. See what
American fanners say ol it: ropy ol their lesti
a.nnr, Willi tnao.Hr.NT PKKK, Address L. A.
HAMILTON, Land Commlaalimer, Winn pee; D.
M MCul.L. U. P. A., Montreal, or any aitaiil ol
th Canadian Pari lie Hallway.
ATTENTION I
C3
We hare lust Issued an elegant IM page lllus-tTHtt-d
catalogue ol
FIREARMS AND SP0RT1SG GOODS.
hm your nunie nd we will cud you one L)r r-
II aii . In .. . sell.l... Is. stK i. 11... .
TIE H. T. HUDSON ARMS CO.,
3 rirat Ktra.t. Portland, Or.
BLOOD POISON
A O F P,r A I FMm.rT IWotid
0 OrKVIHIel Mm art or TertUry
flrnhllLM Dcmimnrntlr cirol In IA iaX5t1ttT. Voc
esin tie trvuMni t hiiiH fur th tim prl- nd tttr
anifl ffuurnnlc-af wltb thijMf wlw proft-r to cik
k to wo will tMrntreu t to care tlwra or rofund mM)
rwi par exjafnu. of rxiniiug. milron1 fmro mtnl lAtl
bill. If w fnll to euro. If roa hoTO lnkfn
uryt ItMtld potusb. ami till Jtaro mrhtm atw
l-lmptes,'oi-fMr4'Alor-t hila.Vlrafm any
pnrt of tb bodr. Ilttlr or ryrbrum fttlltnt
ul. It U ihlt HyphUlOfl JII.OOU rOlWON
that ws raurnntce wcuro. Wo (k tile It tbo mim
olMtlni-t comi and hallnff. Ih wrM fat
m ritM cannot rare ?hldi-wM)hM ?
ttnfnea lie mu.111 orine moi.mlnf ut MVM
elane. iri04.000 CAtiltel bhlnil our unrntl
llortRl tmerunteo. AhMlu(iiirnni MntMnltxl oc
laVA U 183& MmohIo Tcnyto CblciMH
DR. GUNVS
ONION
SYRUP
FOR COUGHS.
m COLDS
MHO CROUP.
GRANDMOTHER'S ADVICE.
fnnffltnvafenilr of 8h ohiMren, mf onlr rea
dy far Ooturhe. Cald end Croup wee onion errup. II
UfsutMerYMtlreto-diT e It w forty fr eca.
Now rav rendnhlldrm tke Ir, On no's Onion Srrup
which is 111-mwIt prepered end mor rieeitt to the
Utm, Slid rywbre. Vtrf bottUe Q oente.
TekesoeukMUut(ettii Tberw'e puUUAf ee food
ENGRAVING1
I'liiNTKim Hiiourr
KNOW Hint the olilcet
end lest rhoiQ'MrrttV
InUolU' elu Hun Fnui
rleto wae njilnhtlMtifd
In IM77 Uy IIih Mmiititnr
of Ihe IiKWKY KN
OUAVIMJ i,, who
linn wwiififtl lltn (meat
end btut I ni prove
u.i'itliini cri procc ahm
mill e full r.iiiiph'inviil
of iiiriet ii)rovtd
niu'Iiliifry, phoio up-piirittiiii(puwi'rfiilili-o-iih:Hi.liia..eir.
Huvlnc
S. f. MttHankt ImHtuH Nttol. t-prlei! m.H
lliifrlnr nrllui-i ilila.
plonfor C)o, lurne out tha w, clues of work
promptly, rWiuuly uii'l at uniformly .nodf-nttr-orlirfe
fur all klnilnof iirnvltig. .'ulliehrn lie I fed
lotc lup ho clul iHHiice. Job prlittere end otlira
oioiiHi mmti for Hittniiis,riiiiniiii'eniHi iftformutlcin,
A.T. 1kwkv, ivfamiKur, XSfJ Market Hi., H. F.Cul.
TORS on iNSTAlLHRNTa. Beat makes.
uiwest prices. Hend for eetalostie.
w. ii. AKtCIl, Ulpon, Vmt.
nn 4 i i
m ill mmr
u r i
HILOHSyvV
....17
9
jfc !
llZz Erl7lH(ifcJ't.j
"WHERE DIRT GATHERS, WASTE RULES."
GREAT SAVING RESULTS FROM THE USE OP
SAPOLIb
RHEUMATISM CURED BY THE USE OF
hlOOrc'S Revealed RnmnH.
,
ouf oat
atATUMI wbu th
irooldy n Hotel
20S-21X 8m. St., Sib Francisco.
This lavorlt hotel Is under the mnameiit
ofY'llAKI.KH MONWOMKRY ,d la as .h1 U
not lh beat . aiuUy ud tf usiueae ttu' UuM
lu San Pranulsvo.
Horns Comforts! Cuisine Unuicelledi
Klrst-olass sorvle and thhlhat standard y!
reawHilal.lllty fiiaranteeiJ. Osr rmicmsiilli
sHrimwrd lot Hoilnrss nail wotI. Hard and
riK.ia per day, ll.M. H.oO. H ? "'! W.'l "
and niom p.'r week, 17 to IU single ruonia, MM
to II. free coach to anil from hotel.
DOCTOR
THE GREAT CURE
-roit-
INDIGESTION
AND
CONSTIPATION.
Regulator of th 3 Liverand Kidneys
-A 81'KOiriO FOR
Scrofula, Rheumatism,
Silt Rheum, Keuralgit
And All Otber Blood ind Skis Diseases.
It lspnltlveHr lor all thna paltilttl, dell
eat euiuplaliita ana pumpllitaMKl triiuliles and
wt'ah'ieaaeacuiumuti awulig our wlrns, tnulusr
and ilanahltrs,
Tli vtlWi is Immnllat and tastltif. Two or
three iliel Da rail's Himkut laksu asllf
k'p III blood nI, tlx llwr and slilueya ai i
Ive, and will entirely erailrrau irom Ihe srateta
all Iraiw ol Mcriilula, Halt Hlteum, ot aujr uthi
lurin ul tilotid dlH-aae.
.No tnllcliivr I' trnaured in this eouutr
r
has met Willi such ready sale, nor ilven sm h
aa met Willi aueu re
ulveraal aatlataetton
nulTvrsal satlslaetinn uliisim uaod aa that ol
lia..l'akusa'a ksMKitv.
Thla reiuwljr has been tt'ed In th hmplials
thtouaboill tlit old world (or Hi ast iwi-ntr-H
fears as a sihi'IBo lor th atxiv diaeaMw,
audit has and will cure whan all other so-uallod
remeilles fall.
Hud lor pamphlet of testimonials Irom Ihoso
who hare boat! dir. d by Its ue. I'ruialsta sell
it at ll.M) tier bolUs. Try II and be euurluced.
for sal by
MACK & CO..
0 and front St., San FranoUoo.
KIDNEY,
Blsddrr, Orlnary and l.irer niseaae Dropsy
Urav.l and Ulstxtes are eurad by
HUNT'S REMEDY
THK BEST MONEY
AND LIVER MEDICINE.
HUNT'S REMEDY
Cures Brlcht 'a Disease, Retention or Non-re
tention ol Lriri, i'alua lu tha sack, Lotus or
Sid.
HUNT'S REMEDY
Cures Intern peran-e, Kerroua Disease, Oeuor
Debility, r'aiual. Weakuaa aud tieeaau.
HUNT'S REMEDY
Cure Dtllntisnesa, Headaehe, Jatindlee, Hour
Htomaeh, Dyspspsla, Cousllpatlou aud l llus.
HUNT'S REMEDY
n AT OKM.'K on th Kiatseva, I. leer
and How els, reaiorltit them to a healthy so
lum, and I I M si whan all other medicine
111. Uundretls bar been saved who hat been
(Itsu p to dl by Irleuda and physlclaua.
rMii.it mv iiHiu-iiDia..
FRAZEil AXLE
BcstintheWorldinnr AOr
Set tha GeiiuiflelhlfrlliTlr
BtNH WVlOl.HKV,;
, Awml, Portland. Or.
J.H.G0WG&C0.,
Importers, Wholesale and Kslall
Dualvrs, lor
STOVES. RANCfeS
Tshlet'utlory.TIn and Wooden Wsre, Dairy Hup.
Pies. Tha laws! and thaal dealers Iur cash.
Country iraue a specially.
141 Third Street, Portland, Oregon.
EOCENE.
Ts a Hpaclal brand of Burnliisr Oil. wl.l. h
toanulaelur eipruaaly (or VAMlLY liMK.
1 If A I'KKSKVT IM.UMINAIOM,
Il ls hlllll VIICK IHIST.
IT Is UK UNirouiH QUALITT.
Wemiaratitee It to u tha Miounrr mbsibi.s
oai or illuhinitino oil. Ask lor It.
STANDARD OIL COMPANY.
MASQUERADES, PARADES,
- - - , e-ee tri m ltll;AI,li.
Beards, I'ropurtloa, 0ra sud I'lay Hooks, Ui.,
fitriilsheil at ureally rodticed rales and In su-
..... ..n,, VJ ,uqwiiih,v, iar(vai, uvaireuowilea
sud llieriilora oniy relmblt Thtatrtati Hupfilv
..-" ig mipv wfui, urreapoiKieilce si.
Ilollod. OoLnaTsm A Co., l, 1 snd m U'Karrell
street, also wa Market si reel, Han r raiieisco. We
snppl v nil Thrnleri un lac Coual, o whom W f
spectlully rolur.
filK WIMinW'C sooth, no
siisiws iiiisulwis w biRUP
" COR OHILDMIN TIITHINO
Fer sal krall llr.nl.u. t'.u a kattl.
N. P. N. 17. No. 510 K. F. N. U. Ko. 51)0
. ' WM iriu-Tru irom an oia cane v,
boy on rod entirely ol INKlJk M y tdr v h m n
1 TlftV. ftMTT
mm i wmi
riooldfatdldlmiu-ood. Voura In .-illtiia
ana v, r. iri aat,.
MIU BI VUVa OKUWtlT