The Oregon mist., November 11, 1892, Image 4

Prof. W.
Ot the State University, and State Ana-
lyst, says that .." the Royal Baking
Powder has greater leavening power
than any other of which we have any
knowledge." This makes the Royal the
most economical, as it is also the purest'
Wife Poor Maude, how sadf aha feels at the
loss of her husband-.ahe's covered with woeds
irom noaa to rook Huaband (dubiously)- Yet,
so is we inn 01 ner uuneniea.
The English Comal Webb, who re
signed hie poet in the Philippine Isl-
anas in consequence ot me conversion
to Islamlsm, intend! to preach the Koran
to Anglian-speaking people.
Holiday presents in Jewelry for every
body. Bend to A. Feldenheimer, leading
jeweier, r irsi ana Morrison, rortiana, ur,
THREE TROUBLES.
Three things which all
I workingmcn know give
the most trouble in their
hard-strain work are:
Sprains, Bruises and
Soreness. ' '' .
THREE AFFLICTIONS.
ee-
Three supreme afflic
tions, which all the world
knows afflict mankind the
I most with Aches and
Pains are : Rheumatism,
Neuralgia and Lumbagou
THREE THINGS.
yto do are simply these
Buy it,
I try it
and be
i
prompt-!
ly and perma
nently aired by
the use of
BRAIN.
- FrWrYMOUTK
Tobacco is man's most uni
versal luxury ;v the , fragrant
aroma of Mastiff Plug Cut
starts people to pipe (smoking,
even those who never used
tobacco before.
J. B. Face Tobacco Co., Richmond, Virginia.
"German
Syrup"
' I mast say a word as to the ef
ficacy of German Syrup. I have
used it In my family for Bronchitis,
the result of Colds, with most ex
cellent success. I have taken it my
elf for Throat Troubles, and have
derived good results therefrom. I
therefore recommend it to my neigh
bors as an excellent remedy in such
cases.' James T. Durette, Earlys
ville, Va. Beware of dealers who
offer you "something just as good."
Always insist on having Boschee's
German Syrup. - - - O
We used to hear that con
sumption was curable if one
took it in hand in time ; but
people in general had to re
gard it as fatal.
Since we know more about
it, we icnow how to fight it
Now wedo' begin in time.
We begin before you suspect
anyxianger. ."';,;;,::v-' 1
Our means are careful,
living and Scott's Emulsion
of cod-liver 6jL Shall we
send you a book on both? '
Free. ", "
Scott k Bonn, CIkbmu,iii South 5th Avaauc,
New York.
Your drugght keepacou's Eraulaioa of cod-liver
oil all druggissi rcrTwbef do. $1.
kURELY a vegetable compound,
' made entirely of roots and herbs
I gathered Irom the forests of
Georgia, and has been used by millions
III people who tne ucsi icsiuia. a
All manner of Blood diseases, from the
pestiferous little boil on your nose to
the worst cases of Inherited blood
taint, such as Scrofula, Rheumatism,
Catarrh and
Treatise en Blood and Glrin Diseases nailed
W Swirr Srsctric Co, Atlanta, Oa.
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"SMITHY" ANO THE VASSAR GIRL.
Aa
Boar's Coaversatloei with Bar Took
tha Conceit Oat of Him.
When the boys at our table noticed
a strange young lady enter the mom
the other evening at dinner there
was a general inquiry as to the new
comers identity.
She was tall and graceful, with
clearcut features, expressive eyes
and a mouth and chin whose firm
lines denoted force of character. Her
hair was a light golden brown, and
altogether the yoimg lady excited no
mall degree of curiosity.
"Tell you what, boys," observed
Smithy, "she a a regular hummer.
You want to watch yourselves, too,
for ' that's just about my style, seet
and Im going to make a play for an
in trounce. .-,
1 may mention here that the scene
referred to occurred in the dining
room of a fashionable private hotel
up town. Mr. Smith, popularly
known as 'Smithy," is a general
favorite among the other boarders
there, particularly with the lady
guests. His distinguishing charac
teristics are good clothes, an exalted
opinion of himself and an elaborate
knowledge of slang.
Miss Ray, the new guest, was in
troduced to Smithy that evening.
After an hour's conversation with
her Smithy retired to the smoking
room, and, after lighting a cigar,
casually remarked that "This here's
a queer world anyhow." .
"What's the matter, Smithy!" I
asked; "you're not in love already!"
"In love I Well, I guess not Say,
that girl in the parlor is a regular
walking dictionary. Just tackle her
once and shell paralyze you that's
alL" . .
"Tell me all about it," said L
"Well, it was just this way. She
asked me if I believed in sublines!
consciousness. I told - her that I
couldn't call that hand and suggested
making it a jack pot But she didn t
appear to catch on, and that made
me tired.
"Then she just waded in. Wowl
but it fairly showered jawbreakers
for the next half hour. She's a grad
uate of Vassar college, she told me,
and, so help me Bob, that was the
only part of her conversation I could
understand.
'Most people,' she said, 'hold ig
norance hidden in the interstices of
their net of learning.' Then, among
other things she asked me if I be
lieved that 'simplicity is the concom
itant of genius' and what I Oiought
about 'elective affinities.' Of course
all I could do was to pass out every
hand. I told her, though, that I'd
look these matters up and let her
know, But Bay, I've got a headache,
I have."
"What did you say when you left
her!" I asked.
"Oh, I just remarked that as this
was a cam game and as 1 naa run
out of chips I'd see her later when I
was fixed. Say, what's the meaning
of pachydermatous f And gee, but
my head aches."
Then Smithy relapsed into thought-
fulness. New York Herald. ""
On for tha Laird.
Sir Charles Gordon, of Q , had
very hot temper, and very often
he found himself at loggerheads with
his tenants. One of them, Gibbie
Anderson, was a keen, pawky old
Scotchman, and generally he had the
best of the laird in their many en
counters. Once Gibbie wanted a
new fence round one of his fields,
and when he asked for it Sir Charles
very politely sent him to a place re
markable for its heat and where
brimstone is the prevaling odor.
Gibbie replied, "Na, na, laird, 111 no
gang there, for you and me widna
'greeata'."
"What!" blustered Sir Vnaries;
'do you mean to say 111 go there!"
Oh, weel, as I'm no Roman Catholic
and ' dinna believe in purgatory I
dae, and I can prove frae Scripture
that you 11 no gang to heaven, lor
St John in his Revelation says,
There shall be no (k)night there.'"
Scottish American.
, Why Dry Land la Inereasing.
An essential cause of increase of
dry land is the decrease of the ocean
itself in consequence of infiltration
of water through the crust of the
earth, which is a kind of porous
mass, into which the liquid element
percolates by innumerable fissures,
taking possession of the depths and
directing itself slowly toward the
center, as the internal fire diminishes
and the crusts crack open in conse
quence. It is understood that the
activity of volcanoes and many
earthquakes is largely due to this
inevitable penetration of tne water,
which internal heat transforms into
vapor under pressure. Some geolo
gists think that the primitive ocean
has already diminished in tois way
one-fiftieth of its volume. Popular
Science Monthly.
A Light Weight Cnamptosk
Aooal office. "Good morning, sir. Pro
applied for the place which you advertise in
the papers." -
Coal Man What bare you been doing Here
tofore! : . ' l .. '"
I've had a little something to do with
pugilism. I'm tbe champion light weight of
toe country, but i tut to get out of tbe
business, and thought I might be fitted for
ooal office.' ' ' ' -' '
Uebt weurhtl Why, yes! Ill hire tod
to weigh our coaL" Chicago Herald.
A DREAM OF BURIAL AT 8EA.
Perm through tha deep, deep, gray green aeaa.
In sleep.
Plunged my drowsed soul: and ever on and on.
Hurrying at tint, then whore tha faint light
shone :
Thrown fathoms twelve, with slackening fall
did creep;
Nor touched the bottom of that bottomless steep,
But with a sluw, sustained suspension,
1 Buoved mid the watery wilderness wan,
Like a thin aloud In air, voyaged the deep
Then all those dreadful faces of the sea.
Horned things abhorred aud shapes Intolerable,
fixing glased llttiees eyes swam up to me,
And pushed me with their snouts, and colled and
.fell . . ........
In spiral volume, writhing horribly--
' Jagged Ana grotesque, fanged ghastly Jaws of
hell J. A. synHWda.
MONTGOMERY PEEL
I shall never forget the first time I
ever saw Montgomery Peel. He was as
a justice of the peace presiding at (lie
preliminary trial of Andrew Brukemore,
charged with the murder of David C
Gaboon. I was a mere boy at the time,
but I remember that Montgomery Peel
made a profound impression on me, and
1 also recollect that when my father, in
answer to a question, said that a justice
of the peace was not a high officer, I
wondered why reel had taken tbe peace;
wondered why he had not declared him
self governor of the state. He was a
very tall man, with black, inquiring
eyes and a great growth of dark brown
whiskers. He presided as my ideal of
dignity; his voice was penetrating and
his questions were to the point. At first
every one appeared to think that Andrew
Brukemore was surely the murderer of
David C. Cahoon, but as the examina
tion proceeded, as the justice threw the
soft light of apparent innocence upon the
dark complexion of seeming guilt, it was
plainly seen that the prisoner would not
be held to await the action of the grand
jury.
"Gentlemen," said Montgomery Peel,
arising and addressing the assembly, "I
have attempted to look with the eye of
calmness and wisdom into this case. I
have blunted my ears to the whisperings
of prejudice, and within myself I have
quieted every impulse that sought to
jump toward a hasty conclusion. At
first the evidence was bold against the
man, but what at first seemed to be a
wall of evidence now proves to be a fog
or deception. .Andrew Brukemore," he
continued, turning majestically to the
prisoner, "there are times, sir, when we
are all. called upon to face the trials of
dark severity. You have faced yours,
and now step aside without a stain upon
your garments. Gentlemen, it is my
desire that you all shake hands with Mr.
Brukemore." ;
The scene was affecting. It that quiet
Virginia community murder was of rare
occurrence. Indeed many old men who
were present had never before seen a
prisoner held under so grave a charge.
Every one pressed forward and shook
hands with Brukemore, and I remember
hearing a red headed, freckled faced boy
say:
I reckon the folks air crym', pap,
'cause they air sorry they ain't gain' to
hang him."
This trial seemed to make a different
man of Montgomery Peel, for he attend
ed church more regularly, and when his
term of office expired he did not an
nounce himself as a candidate for re
election.
One day, several years later, father
and I were riding through the woods
when we came upon, Montgomery Peel
cutting down a tree.
"Why, what are you dome here my
father asked. "You tre surely not chop
ping firewood this hot weather."
No, said the giant and he was in
deed a giant "I am going to build a
house. 1
"What, build a honse away out here?"
"Yes, for the house I am going to
build would be out of place anywhere
except in the quiet woods; I am going
to build a church."
"It will take a strong preacher, Peel,
to draw a congregation away up here."
"If the size of the congregation de
pends upon the strength of .the preacher
it is likely to be small, for I am to oe the
preacher."
"You are joking."
"Did you ever know me to joke?" he
asked, standing with one hand resting
on the tree and gazing earnestly at my
father.
"I don't know that I ever did, Peel,
but I can hardly believe that a man of
your bright prospects could content him
self with preaching in this lonely place.
Why, there is not a honse within three
miles." '';'" ' . .. ,
"Peter sometimes preached many
miles distant from' any house, yet thou
sands of people went to hear him."
"Yes, that is true; but Peter pro
claimed a new and interesting gospel,
while you can only hope to follow in a
well worn path."
He gazed intently at my father and
thus answered; ;
"We have seen a path that was worn,
and then we have seen it deserted; have
seen the grass and weeds grow where
the ground was once made smooth and
bare by many feet."
"True enongh, Peel. And now let me
say that if you are in earnest I hope that
you may be instrumental in drawing
thousands from the wickedness of the
world." ..; .' . . - -
"I dare not hope to draw thousands,"
said he. "I dare not picture to my mind
a multitude flocking to hear me; but I
will dare hope to draw one soul away
from an awaiting destruction, and if 1
do even that much I shall feel that my
church has been built to some purpose,"
As we rode along my father was silent
for some time, and then, as though
speaking to himself, said:
"The poor fellow has lost his mind."
The report that Montgomery Peel was
building a church far away in the
woods naturally awakened great interest
in the community. Many of the men
declared that he must have lost his mind,;
but the women, with that hopeful sym-1
pathy which ever expects a good result
from an ostensibly pious action, averred,
that he was appointed to bring about a'
great reformation. Wives persuaded
their husbands to assist in building the
church, and thus aided Peel was soon
ready to deliver his first sermon. It was
on a Sunday,' warm, bright and beauti
ful, that hundreds of people flocked to
see him. I remember hearing one man,
a cynical fellow, remark:
"Oh, he has gone off this way for ef
fect. He knows that if he had gone into
a regular church nobody would pay any
attention to him. He always was .a
sort of theatrical fellow, anyway."
"Why do you call him a theatrical
fellow'i" the man's, wife spoke up. "1
am sure that I never heard of his going
to a theatre." . '
"Mary Ann. rou don't know what you
are talking about."
"I know enough not to talk alwut
man that is trying to do good in the
World,"
"Uood in the world t" her husband
contemptuously repeated. "There's alto
gether too much talk these days about
men doing good in the world. If a man
wants to do good, why don't he plant
something and raise stuff for the people
to eat?" .
"It is quite as important to take care
of poor people's souls."
"1 don't know about that. The Lord
will fix the soul business all right."
' The church was crowded, Motttgonv
cry Peel stepped forward on a sort of
platform, still majestic, but with a
sprinkling of gray in his beard. A hymn
was sung, a prayer was offered, and then
the preacher thus began:
"My friends, I will not explain why I
have erected this church other than that
I have taken it upon myself to preach
the word of God, I do not come before
you claiming to have been directly called
to deliver the word unto you tuat is, 1
heard no voice telling me to preach, but
I did feel that I could do much good,
and that it was my duty to spend the
rest of my life in this service. I shall
attempt no revolution, and those of you
that have come expecting to hear a new
doctrine, or even a new explanation of
an old doctrine, will be disappointed. I
believe that immortal fruit grows upon
the tree of sincere repentance. I believe
that each of us owes to God a life of
simple purity aud honesty. Our allotted
time on earth is but a few days, and
what should we gain though we were
placed in high position among men, for
high positions soon crumble Into tne
dust of forgetfulness and men soon pass
away. It is not enough simply to declare
that we love the Lord, for love is often
selfish; it is not enough simply to praise
the Lord, for praise is sometimes the off
shoot of fear. While profenang to love
the Lord, and while showiug that we
praise him, we must look with tender
ness upon tbe faults of others, we must
speak no evil word of a neighbor, neither ,
sliall we bear tales, for the man who
comes and tells us that some one has
spoken in our dispraise may profess that
he took our part and hushed the month
of slander, yet he destroys our happiness
for an entire day. Every Sunday here
afterthat is, so long as I am able 1
shall preach in this house, urging re
pentance and kindness of heart Many
people have wondered at the great change
that has come over me. This was a nat
ural result of so unexpected an action.
Bear with me come and commune with
me, and I do not think that any one will
ever regret that this humble house was
placed here among the trees.
Many years passed. I grew up and
wandered in foreign countries: My
father passed away, and still, a letter
from an old friend told me, Montgomery
Peel continued to preach. I returned
home, and on the following Sunday went
to the log church, now almost covered
with moss. The congregation was sing
ing a hymn when my friend and I entered.
"Where is the preacher?" I asked when
we had sat down. .
"Hasn't come up yet He lives in a
cellar immediately under the floor, .and
has grown so old and infirm that we
sometimes have to wait for him."
The hymn was finished and still he did
not come. Another hymn was sung and
then a man arose and said that he would
go down and see if anything had happen
ed to the preacher. Tbe man soon re
turned. "Brethren," said he, "the old
man is dead. Those of you who desire
to do so may come down and see him."
Nearly every one shrank back, but I
went down into the cellar. The old
man, shriveled and white with age, lay
upon a bed of straw. The place was
dark, and when we held a candle near
his face we found a paper pinned to the
bosom of his shirt Written on the out
side of the paper were these words,
"Read this to the congregation."
We went up stairs, and the man that
had found the dead preacher thus ad
dressed the awestricken congregation:
"Brethren and sisters, we have a commu
nication from the old gentleman whose
voice you shall never again hear." He
then read as follows:
"The hand of death is upon me, and 1
feel that it is my duty to say a few
words to you, my dear people. You
have ' been so good, so patient and
so kind that I love you with all
my soul. 1 have loved you ever
since I needed your love. 1 will tell
you when I first net led your love and
sympathy: Many years ago I was walk
ing along a lonely road. Night hawks
may have cried, but I did not bear them;
I could not have heard the voice of an
angel had .it shouted at me. I met a
man; I knew that he was coming that
way. 'Hold,' said L Ho stopped and
asked what I wanted. 'I want you,'
said L 'What do you want with me?
'I want you to give me something.'
'What do you want me to give?" 'Your
life.' 'Whyr 'Because you ruined my
home years ago.' 1 sprang on him there
in the moonlight I cut out his heart
and wiped his face with it. That man
was David C. Cahoon." Opie Read in
Arkansaw Traveler.
Why Toll tha Belli?
. The tolling of bells at funerals is a
relic of the earliest ages, and originated
in the Pagan idea that the sound ot bells
frightened away evil spirits. It was
kept np until watches and clocks be
came common to apprise the worshipers
of the arrival of church time. Why the
custom now prevails it is difficult to con
jecture. Chatter.
- Looks Too Pleasant,
Mr. Stiff (a popular undertaker, to one of
his employes) You've got too cheerful a
countenance for a successful undertaker, Joe;
you look too pleasant
. Joe I can't help it, It's tbe way I'm built.
"Well, I'll get you some of the New York
funny papers. "Chicago Herald.
A Locky Discovery.
Henry I understand you met your girl's
father at tbo house last night,
Thomas Well, no, not exactly; but he was
there while 1 was.
Henry Did be show you the doorl '
Thomas (confidently) Oh, no; I found it
myself. Washington Critic
Man's Inhumanity. ;
lira. Youqgkupple (with a sigh) Jack
doesn't call me sweetheart any more; it's a
phonograph now.
Hiss Chumley Why does be call you
phonograph I
Mrs. Y. He says Cm always talking back
at him. New York Sun.
A Fatal Admission.
. She (his sweetheart) i)h, what a nice pres
ent you have given me. I hope yon have not
been too extravagant,
He Ob, no; a dollar down and a dollar a
oh, ah, 1 mean I didn't pay much for it
Yankee Blade.
Heaven In a New Aspect.
Whan mv trrnlirfaon Was 4 years old I el
Mini ant Iw his IxmI until he slept One night,
at I was about to leave him, be opened bis
eyes aud said, most earnestly t "uranama, 1
am an triad von are not a dressmaker. " 1
asked Elm why. He saidi "Because there
are no dressmakers in heaven." tasked hun
his reason for thinking so and he replied,
"Because the littlo angels never have any
dresses. 'i-New York World.
Not a Green Olive.
Miss Olive la evidently flttlug herself to
become a funny man on a newspaper, for
looking out of the window at some children
playing hi the street alio observed penal velyi
''lYay, mamma, why are those ohlldren like
my new shoes!" Again her mother gave it
up. "They are both American kids, dear,"
Pretty good for a small girl scarcely 6 years
old; but then, this It a rapia age. aoetoa
Herald.
. Ready for Trial.
Great Boodle Lawyer (In New York) The
trial of our honorable client will Degm to
morrow.
Assistant (astounded) Trial! Couldn't you
sret the oaae Doetuooed any longer I
"No need to have It further postponed. All
the important witnesses are dead." Philadel
phia ltecoiii
Ilia Hour of Triumph.
A naturalised citizen of English birth tells
this story : "The day before the fourth or JU1T
last year the teacher to whom my boy goes
to school explained to her class why tbe day
was oelobrated, giving full particulars. The
next morning the boy, who was bora in this
country, said to tuut 'Dad, this la the day we
licked you.' "Syracuse Herald.
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Try It. Price, 25 cents a bottle. For
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gists, 214 Kearny street, San Francisco.
Holt gloves are worn
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nam itwimgs in
meimiy agui.
For a Hint-class article In Jewelry,
Watches. Diamonds, etc.. send to A. Pel
enlietnier, leading Jeweler, First aud Mor
rison, roruanii, ur.
The nroDrietors of hlv s Cream Halm do
not claim it to oe a oure-au, out a sure rem
edy for catarrh and cold in the bead.
I have been atiuoted with oatanh for
twenty years,
It became olironio, and ex-
tended to my
throat, causing hoarseness
and great diiliculty in speaking; indeed,
for years I was not able to speak more than
thirty minutes, and often this with great
diiliculty. I also to a great extent lost the
sense ot n earing. My tne use or r.iy s
Cream Balm all drouninir of mucus has
ceased, and my voioe and hearing have
greatly Improved James W. Davidson,
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Price, SO oents at druggists' or by mall.
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This year the flrst of the put-up lobs so far
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Tns Throat. "Brown's Bronchial 7Vo-
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voice. They have an extraordinary elrect
in all disorders of the throat, pettier and
timjtri find the Troches useful.
Uteral. "What la your fsthei V "He's dead."
"Bat what was he before he died?" "He was
alive." ,
Most reliable and largest Jewelry House
in Portland is A. Feldenheimer's, leading
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'.'Isn't Philadelphia a hot city?" queried Park
er. "I don't think so," teturned Hioks. "I wss
there last Christmas, and found It quite cool."
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guarantee to give satisfaction.
y., cube-- I
jttfwmir - -ir - ii
tlt A Nil VNWORTHT"
Of consideration are nostrums of which It it as
sertedand there are many such that they mite
Immediately bodily ailments of long standing.
1 here are 1 one such that can. Chronlo disorders
cannot be Instantaneously removed. OonU ulty
In the use ot a genuine im'dlulne. such as Hos
tettur's Btomech Hitters, will eradicate chronic
physical evIK Not the least of these last In the
force of its oppnelUon to uiedlolne Is constipa
tion, to theTemiivalotwhlcli.il persisted In, the
mtlun Is iierllcnlarlv attantoil. Constriction of
the bowels Is a complaint which should lie deslt
with larly mt systematically. Ho are Its usual
attendants, liver complain! and dysila. Kur
these, for malaria, rlieumaUsm, kidney trouble,
and mnr 1 recently " la grliiue." this highly ami
SrofcMlonally commended medliilne Is at uic
ouhunl aitocltlo. Nothina can exceed It. more
over, as a means of luirtlug atreugta to tbe
leeoie ana nervous.
It Is hard for a man with a bad liver to believe
that anybody In his neighborhood has the right
xuia ot religion.
IAH AND irriOTlVI,
Hrandmith's Pills are the safest and
most effective remedy for Indigestion, Ir
regularity of the Dowels, Constipation, Bil
iousness, Headnohe, Disiiness, Malaria or
any disease arising from an impure stats of
the blood. They have been in use In this
country for over fifty years, and the thou
sands of unlnipeaohable testimonials from
those who have used them, and their con
stantly increasing sale, is incontrovertible
evidence that tliev oerform all that is
claimed for them.
So Id In every drug and medicine store.
either plain or sugar-oouted.
It Is a sad fact that none of us are as hand
some as we think we look lit a uniform.
CATeVllKH CAN'T HB (ItRSI)
With UX1AI. APPLICATIONS, as thtyean't reach
the seat of the disease. Catarrh is a blood or
constitutional disease, and in or,ler to cure It
you nave to taae internal ivmnlle , Hall's ca
tarrh Cur la taken lot rnsllv. and acta directly
uu the blood aud mucous u lacea. Hall's ('-
nrrhCure it no uuavk inedtc ue. Itwssnra-
scribed bv one ol the best uhvatclans In this
country for years, aud Is a regular presort tlon.
ii is coropoMKi oi tne best ionics known, com
bined with the bi st blood partners, acting ill
reolly on the mucous surf tie. Tha n riant
combination of tbe two liutmlleiita la what m.
duces uch womleifal results la curing catarrh,
Mend tor teetlmonlala Iree.
r. 1. CliKNKV m CO., Props,, Tolido, O.
Sold by druggists; price, 76 oeuia.
Tit Oiuis. for breakfast
OISTIS QNJOYS
Both tha method and results whet
Syrup of Fin im taken: it is Dleasant
and refreshing to tha taste, and aotj
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses tha sya
tern effectually, dispels colds, head
tcnes and levers ana caret habitual
constipation permanently. For salt
in 60c and 41 bottles by all druggiita
CALIFORNIA FIO SYRUP CO.
FIWtOIM. 9H.
10UISVILU. tt. May KMC, .&
Tne Best
Waterproof;
Coat
In the
WORLD I
U CKER
STh rtHH HUANI1 Rl.irKKR tawarrantaal watar-
stats', and will kep you dry la Uie hantwl atone. Thai
new PIIMHKL Hl.lC tUI la a Dcrfocl rtdlna SUSi. SUull
loovaralhaamlraaadula. Hewaraof unliaUoua. Don tl
buy s mat If lira " run rsM" la nut on u. insaira-
tm t'atslosns lrr. A. 1. TOWKW, noaioa, aiaaa.
SEKD US TOOB Nlf..E i
AND AD-
drms on
postal
rd, and
wo will forward yon our lllaatratod catalogue
ana price list ot mive-wsre, umsi, croeaery,
O unaware and House Furnishing Uood a. Fro.
Olds &. Cummers,
189-IBI FIRST ST.. PORTLAND, OS.
Hercules Gas Engine
was wss uasuuaaj
Matte) for Power Of Pumplna Purpoeee.
The Cheapest Reliable Ota Xnfiae
oa the Mamas,.
Out op BMotNf am
fVP
Wit Simplicity it Beats the World.
It oils Itself from a Beservolr,
To Carburetor to get ont of order.
. , Ho Batteries or JCleetrle Spar aw
It tons with a Cheaper Grade of Oaaollne than an
other kiugtoe. .
SSD Oa C4TAUM1TB o
PALMER & REY, Manufacturm.
4IS tuMM itmt,lu ffawtos,Csi
. -AUD-PORTLAND,
OltKOOlT.
THE HARTMAN
aiart naahort um. tY
THE COST 18 THE QAME.l
'-ip----aiy-jj-l---j (Wo PiesrijiTLj J ,
H.rl-.n MH. C... J.Mt, s. T. I B e.a... . w.stwn $.1.. U, BO. tt.t. It., Chios...
u-n..' u Bw,d M-Clarkaon, jr., Portland, Or.
Molly, Mason, Marks Co., Spokane rails, Wash.
BUPTURE
naUmauTanke '"T"- We nttr J""1 ov" P"lts, and si.
l klf, iof ll7& ttril n?,hod' Wrl,len "srenlee to absolutely
tiip , Om""rof how long standing. KXAMINATION FRKK.
THE 0. E. MILLER COMPANY, oom w-t Mroui jrn Block
CoMK,m,,KHcaot,c,T... SHh-nroRC.RC.i.A., aeTAKs) KI.KVATOB,
Va ' fi.
uj)itrM.iis.wv,s
if rs. Santa Mutr
Of Minneapolis.
For Women
Hood'a Sarsaparllla la Especially
Adapted to Our Dlrrloultlee
Peouliar to the 8s
Tht restoring and Invigorating properties ol
Hood's Haraaparillai eomblned with Its power to
vitalise and enrich the blond, render It pi mil.
larly adapted for all troubles peculiar In women
thatu-ed fee. Ing, or dcblllly caused byeliauge
of scaaon, climate or life, Hood's Haraaparllla
has accomplished very gratifying rvtulta In
many eaaes. Read the following:
'I was lor a long Ume a tuffeter from
Female Weakness
and trlrd many remedies and physicians, to no
good purpose. One day 1 read one of the Hood's
Sarsaarllla books, and thought 1 would try a
bottle of the medicine. II made so great a dif
ference In my condition that I took three hollies
more aud found myself perfectly well, 1
have also given
Hood's Sarsaparllla
to the' children, and And that It keeps them in
good health. I am willing that this shell bt
uaed for the benefit of others." Una, Baram
Mtua, KM ISth av,, So. Mltinespolli, Minn.
HOOtt'ft PILLS erne all l.lver Ills, Hlllous
Besa. Jaundice, ludlgesUon, Sick Headache,
r.i&Lio bshs cuusn
Will cut pry or Omen
Bones, Heat, Urlstle and alL
Oreea Cut HUNKS will
double the number of eyiri
will make then more fertile-will
carry tha bens
safely through the molUng
period and put Uiem la
Kiiiiou in lay when i
ii etm
I price
command Uieblgheet
no tnenigneetp
auu wiu aor
chirks faster
outer food.
tu duveloiie your
tuaa
any
Feed Green Hones and
as t'reeeaeaa to kill
the lice, and rou will make
yiy ptr text more proofs.
Bead lor Catalogue and
prices.
rniLUu ncoBini coin, rniitni, ciu
JUDSfltl sas
II MlireiNIa STh MS FIANCISCO.
If yon want POWDER for Mining,
Railroad Work, Btnmp Blasting or Tree
Planting, send tor Price list.
MORPHINE
HABIT I
Soots frae,
SURE CURE
lelAoMsoaneCe..secWa.BterTat4aee.
ROGERS
A TOfllC
Never Fails to Siva Relief
CURES ONLY
HEART DISEASE
lEMIQTUItCO.
e. r. aeeara
QDIII I CO., PTOPt
aa s. r.
rtrlat bottle by Ripress prepaid oa receipt
of price, fi.iw)
w.V)HkMetfiia.ll
lp
LADIES.
MAGIC CONKS are told on guarantee. If they
fall to benefit or cure, retu n eouee, not used, lu
g od order, and money will be rr funded. A
remedy that CCRKS can be GUAKANTKKU.
I edits can eure themselves at home without lorn
of lins sod tht tipeo t a trine. Particulars
(sealed) Iree. TiiK MAUIC CONK CO .
IM Third street, Poitland, Or.
Rig Is the aeknnwledcee
leading remedy for all lbs
veaelurai dischargee eat
private diseases of pea. A
eerlaie eare for the dekll
taUng weakness peeauai
iTNtEvsaiOaisiellOil. la reeomaaeadlag lias
MrAMlte f nMU.lh.ll.Nit mlMf
. aoissn.e.a i senwra.
B. M. . I a, I B lUWhR, U.,DfOSTSti 11
feeds ar Drweviala.
eel rBtCB fkLM,
YODMO MEN!
The SpooUlo A No. I.
Cerea, without fall, all earn of saau
asm and Vlswt, no matter ol how long
standing. Prevents stricture, It being an In
tnrnsl remeily. Cores when everything else
Ess fulled. Hold By all Dnigglata.
Manufacturers! The A.HrlioenhH. Medicine
fries.. M-at. o.,n Joss, Cat.
fipiur.i
Mornhln Tf a.hlfe f'n.Ml In la
tony days, nu uay till euren,
UHat.eiarnai
NS, LebaneaaOhiea
fa P, S. TJ. Ho. 460-8. F. N. U. No. 643
4Zn s
n
Lrt-ihl
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at XctrasleV I
lTOSUAYaJ
f OawaayaaaOS t
I
STEEL PICKET PENOE
obstruota the view and will rot or fall
PERMANENTLY
CURED .
DR in piv