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About The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 16, 1892)
EsyjUaaMaWeaMaSSSSSSSISSBjH " ' 1 ' I I I ..ai-- a .ati,Be, ! " M m mitiuw. I A PROFITABLE TALK. KlOax OR WBOKO. -Kv. . To Make Hot Bread Wholesome. With most persons it is necessary that bread raised with yeast should lose its freshness or become stale before it can be eaten with safety. Distressing results also follow from eating biscuit, cake, pastry, etc., raised by the cheap, inferior baking powders that contain lime, alum, phosphates, or other adulterants. The hot roll and muffin, and the delicious hot griddle cakes, raised by Royal Baking Powder, can be eaten without inconvenience by persons with the most deli cate digestive organs, and are as wholesome and digestible as warm soup, meat or any other food. No leavening agent or baking powder, except the Royal Baking Powder, possesses this great qualification. A Certificate of Character. Ths primitive Russians place a certifi cate of character in the led person's bands, which is to be givtn to St. Peter at the gates of heaven. Philadelphia Press. For ooughs, asthma and throat disorders nse "Bnwn' i Bronchial Troche." 25 cents box' You cannot always tell the amount of gss in a poem by Its meter. TJst KnameUne Move Polls! i; no dust, no smell. Tit Omu for breakfast. A BETTER MAN. "Confound you t What do too mean by tryizfl to run that wheelbarrow over my toes?" "Keep "em out of the way then." "Fellow, I am FiUAlUmont Butterly Tabbe, the celebrated young snthor whose portrait ar pears in the current issue of the great IVerid'i fair Maraxim." "Well, 1 am C. Clowo tesfo, snd my blood Is better than yours, because I have used Dr. Grant's Syrup of Wild Grape, the great blood K Tiber, prepared By the O. W. K. Manufacture f Co., at Portland, Oregon, and my portrait sp pears daily in their Medical Adviser; so put your toes in your pocket and purify your blood by us ing Syrup of Wild Grape." Exit FitsAltamont ButtertyTubbs for the near est drug store. Good cigars are now high priced, because of high tariff laws, MASTIFF PLUG CUT is making pipe-smoking popular, because it gives more for the money. J. B. Pace Tobacco Co., Richmond, Virginia "German Syrup 99 Boschee's German Syrup is more successful ia the treatment of Con sumption than any other remedy prescribed. It has been tried under every variety of climate. In the bleak, bitter North, in damp New England, in the fickle Middle States, in the hot, moist South every where. It has been in demand by every nationality. It has been em ployed in every stage of Consump tion. In brief it has been used by millions and its the only true and reliable Consumption Kemeay. 8) Blotches ARB EVIDENCE That the blood is wrong, and that nature is endeav oring to throw off the impurities. Nothing is so beneficial in assisting nature as Swift's Specific (S. S. SJ litis a simple vegetable compound. Is harmless to the most delicate child, yet it forces the poison to the surface and eliminates it from the blood. v,L I contracted a severe case of blood poison that unfitted me for business for four years. A few bottles of Swift's Specific (S. S. S.) cured as. J. C. JONES, City Marshal, Fulton, Arkansas. Treatise on Blood snd Sldn Diseases mailed (ma. Swirt beacuuc Co, Atlanta, Ga. FROM THE "PACIFIC JOURNAL." "A great Invention has been made by Ir. Tutt. That eminent chemist baa produced Ms Hair which tmtttea nature to Derfection! Instantaneously and Is perfectly harmless." frioa, Oitioa, S0 el fark J'iace, X. X. It acts THE RIVAL MINSTRELS. Haroun-al-Raschid loved his harem's maidss tie loved his gardens, with their windinf shades: He loved to watch his crystal fountains playt Ha loved his horses and his courtiers cay; He loved all royal sports that please a king. But most be loved to hear bis nilustrets sing. And so It happened that his fame bad brought Two rival singers to the caliph's court. Who pleased him beat, full well each minstrel knew. Would be proclaimed the greater of the two. So well they pleased him that they found him loath To choose between them, for he loved them both. Let all the nation judge," at length said bet "Who pleases best my people pleases me." Through all the land the rival poets sung; Their names and music were on every tongue. Until at last they never reached a door Where Fame had not sung all their songs be fore. Ben Olaf sang of deeds the caliph wrought. The riches and the splendors of his court; The mighty warriors every nation boasts. And armies vanquished by the prophet's hosts; How Islam's valor was beloved and feared; And when he finished, listening thousands cheered. Mustapha's songs were all of simpler things: Forgotten was the pride of earthly kings. He sang to them of home and truth and love; How Allah watched his children from above. Close to their hearts the poet's music crept; And when be finished, all the people wept. For though Ben Olaf charmed them with his arts. It was Mustapha's songs that reached their hearts, -James O. Burnett in Harper - Fifty Kinds or Electrle Fishes. According to the statements of the English naturalist. Professor Stirling, there are in existence today upward of fifty species of fishes having more or less specialized organs, the function of which is the generation of electric discharges. The fishes differ widely, sometimes strikingly, from each other, belonging mostly to different families, and oc casionally even to different orders of the "Pisces." In structure they closely re semble the other species of the genera to which they severally belong, differ ing from them, with an occasional ex ception, mainly in the possession of or gans for electric generation. The well known "electric rays," for example, of which Nicholson mentions three and Orunther six, are tne most prominent These rays are found in the Atlantic and Indian oceans and the Mediterranean sea, and are seen in the English channel, or even farther north; while other electric fishes axe still more cosmopolitan, though most of them in habit limited areas and warm waters. Electricity. A Phrase That Is Not EnfrUsh. 1 will give a prize of $100 to any one who can prove that the expression 'don't you know, or, as it is often rendered, 'doncherknow, was ever used in ling- land by a real Englishman," declared a person of the British persuasion the other day. "The phrase had its origin in Philadel phia, where it is much in vogue, because . . i . i i . i - . tt i: .t. certain auaes mere ueueve it u cugiuu. No Englishman ever saya 'Don't you know.' The expression be does nse is Ton know,' such as 'I'm going up to London, you know, to get me new trousers, you know. "This may be a startler for certain young men about town, who by dint of great practice are able to interject 'doncherknow' at about every ten words in their conversation. I m sorry to hurt their feelings." New York Herald. It Meeds No Guards. The smallest, simplest and best pro tected postoffice in the world is in the Straits of Magellan and has been there for many years. It consists of a small painted keg or cask, and is chained to the rocks of the extreme cape in a man ner so that it floats free, opposite Terra del Fuego. Each passing ship sends a boat to take letters out and put others In. This cunous postomce is unprovided with a postmaster, and is therefore nn der the protection of all the navies of the world. Never in the history of this unique "office" has its privilege been abused. Philadelphia Press. Bis Election Cost Him Fonr Cents. Mr. H. R. Williams may be compli men ted upon the economy he exercised in seeking re-election to the Middlesex county council, his expenses being set down at twopence. This fairly beats the "record." Mr. Deputy Bedford's election expenses were said to be but ninepence on one occasion, but he must pale his ineffectual fires before the su perior financial prowess of Mr. Williams. London City Press. Deptb of the Mediterranean. The Austrian government has made a number of sonndings in the Mediter ranean, and the greatest depth reached was 2,406 fathoms, which is deeper than any sounding yet recorded for that body of water. New York Journal. What He Didn't Kut. A Yankee on paying his bill at a Loo don restaurant was told that the sum put down didn't include the waiter. "Waal," he roared, "I didn't eat any waiter, did S3" London Tit-Bits. The commissioners of customs in Eng land have taken steps to bring then- le partment into line in the normal require ments of trade, and the customs hours are from 6 to 6, without overtuna The Boston board of health, in a tour of inspection at night in the North End tenement bouse district, found nine per' sons sleeping in one room, with windows And door Ugfaa .cusm. 1-J: . , ... Bow a Japanese Cadet Settled with an - Unprincipled Klval. In the Naval aeadowy at Annapolis is the son of wealthy and honored Japan ese, who is taking a course of training preparatory to entering the mikado's navy. This cadet has an cnoniy, another Jan. who is living in Washington. It is said that iu a three cornered flirtation between those youths and a beautiful maiden who resides in Tokio the naval cadet came out victorious. Unable to control himself, the vanquished rival at lust took refuge in thut meanest of war fare, the felling of titles. IIo wrote to his friends in Japan that the cadet was u bad man, describing his faults, and made the uoor fellow apiear a heartless ogre. These tales finally reached the ears of the girl, who said she duln t believe them. Theu she sat down and wrote her cadet lover all she had heard, In due time her tear stained missive reached Annapolis, and since then a month ago the ma ligned Jap has en ten beef by the pound and given himself up to swinging Indian clubs, sparring and practicing the broad sword exercises. A week since be found himself devoid of an ounce of superflous flesh and thirsting for gore. During all this time he had been careful to continue friendly with his rival, and a few nights ago in vited the latter up to his room. When they got there the cadet locked the door, tied the key to his belt, closed the win- dows.clearcd the room of bric-a-brac, and piled chairs, tables, etc., on his bed. Then he stripped, telling the other to do the same and prepare to receive the most awful thrashing on record since David slew Goliah. A minute later the cadet seized his rival by the throat and slammed him against the wall. When the Blanderer crawled to his feet he was promptly knocked through the gloss doors of a bookcase. Ten seconds later he was whirling about that room like a crazy cyclone. hen the cadet was tired he washed himself, put on his clothing, and told the other that be would be back in nve minutes with witnesses to hear an apology. Then he went out, locking the door after him. .But while he was absent the tale bearer tore down the curtains, made a life line of them, and swung out of the window, dropping to the ground. He did not dare go to Washington alone for fear he should meet the cadet, so he paid a po liceman to accompany win thither. On the way they did meet the cadet and his friends, and an apology was voluntarily forthcoming. Last Saturday night a number of American cadets went in a body to their Japanese colleague, con gratulating him and approving his ac tion. They sent their respectful compli ments to the happy maiden in Tokio, but added a request that she persuade her lover to remain in the United States navy. New York Sun. Costumes Not Gaudy Three Centuries Ago. It is a mistake to imagine that the streets of London in the Sixteenth century presented a much more lively appearance than they do at present. The everyday dress of the people. even of the highest rank, was almost invariably made of broadcloth of a sober color, occasionally enlivened with velvet and smart ribbons. It was only on state occasions or fes tivities, parties, balls end public en tertainments that the Ray Bilks ana velvets and the cloth of gold were exhibited, and it must be remem bered that so costly were the mate rials which could then be employed in male or female dress that not un- frequently parents left their best clothes by will to their favorite chil dren as a much valued legacy. Lon don Saturday Review. ' A Bit of Scientlfle Investigation. James Whitcomb Riley tells a lit tle story that charmingly illustrates the experimental tendency of hu mankind. On one occasion little James invited little Willie to come over to his house and spend the night with him. After the two had gone to bed James remarked, in evident surprise and pain, "Why, Willie I you didn't say your prayers tonight, did your "No," answered Willie doggedly; "didn't say 'em tonight, didn't say 'em last night and ain't goin to say 'em tomorror night. Then, if there don't anything bad get me,I ain't ever goin to say 'em." The Lottery to Knd. Tfr nnl.t onnAQ, Viv ttlA fnllowlnff IfAtTl 4.V 1 r "J .. fw,m a MMnl i.ena rtf 1 h A Vpw krlpfttia TimaLlUmAnMl that tllA (, . 1 1 f,T, ill several newspapers of late, that the r . : D..1. T i-1nmnn in. OUlSiaiia DbttvO IMVCIJ vumiiMi . tann, aittlnn nn linainAM Alftttwhfkrft. la .nQUUO DE..Uf( UT n I. , J - . ' ' J annnnnni. that it will clftaA tin fthon On the expiration of its present charter : In view of the contradictory rumors circulated regarding the intentions of the Louisiana State Lottery Company, and in order to accurately answer num erous inquiries, a representative of the Times-Democrat yesterday interviewed Vf. P.nl rj,nMf1 .Via nraat.lAnt rtl T.h 1U . A U WUI MU MW " " company, with the result expressed be low: PannrlA, 1W CnnntA t. WOJ4 (IHBPrfw! some weeks ago in the Northern news papers, and the statement has since Seen revived recently, that the company is about to remove to Nicaragua, and tk.M nnno, a BMrammftnt franchlHA. open 'up the business on s grander scale man ever. D.nal.lont rnnmiflT ilAVA hAATfl SnmA' thing of this, but there is no foundation lor it. The company nas oinciauy siaiea that it bows to the decision of the Su preme Court and will respect the laws. Reporter Then yon have no plans of future action 7 VMlilanl rinia1-T Asnnot AtaiA th.A case more strongly than was done at the time the company decided not to attempt to ootain a renewal 01 its cuar ter. lean only repeat that the company will continue in business until the ex piration ol its present charter and then cease to exist. I cannot understand, after all that has been said, why there hrvnlH he anv confusion in the nublic mind about the matter. Reporter Have yon any objection to my stating this as a finally for the satis faction of the public? President Conrad None whatever. Reporter Some of the Eastern papers, Mr. Conrad, persistently assert that the UU MAmnantf iVintintlAa tl tlSA t.hA lUliri .... United States mails in the prosecution of its business; will yon kindly tell me II mat is true i T-y..t,lan, r.nnvaA Tt in nttarW nntrnn. A tO.V4J. J We are obeying the law in its letter and spirit, and our agents everywhere are instructed to obey it. We are using the express companies only in onr business, and in all onr circulars are printed in structions to all persons dealing with us to avoid the mails. Times-Democrat, New Orleans, La., Jane 1. lbs Good Hen De -Ives After Them and Is Detailed to the tteporters. As disagreeable a duly probably as any that ever fulls to the lot of a re porter is tht getting of facts for the obituary notices of persons who are uot especially prominent. Newspaper men always shrink from the work and ars loath to enter a house of mourning. The exigencies of the profession demand it, however, and strange as it may seem, sometimes the men actually have com ical experiences. This is best illustrated by the narra tion of a recent occurrence in New York. A death notice had been re ceived late in the evening, and to the trained eye of the night city editor bore all the earmarks of a "good obituary,'' These are indicated by the penmanship of the notice, the location of the home of the deceased, the namo, the wording and numerous other minor details, such as one unfamiliar with newspaper work would scarcely notice. The reporter assigned to the task pro ceeded to the residence given with a fool ing akin to a desire to exchange places with the corpse. In response to the ring of the bell an airish young woman, pre sumably the widow of an elderly man, opened the door of the house, which was in a good neighborhood. Tho reporter introduced himself and the subject as delicately as possible. "Oh, I n delight ed to see yon, replied the woman effusively, in answer to the deprecating words of tho man. "I've always wanted to see a reporter," she added, looking curiously at the specimen before her, as though astonished at see ing a respectably appearing individual. Then followed the ordinary questions by which the reporter found out when and whore the man was born, where he was educated, the list of clubs and fra ternal lodges of which be was a mem ber, whether he bad fought in the war, and a dozen other things. "It does seem so strunge," remarked the woman. "Here 1 am telling you all these things, and he will never read your article. Ho would have been so pleased. You know, ho was a litorary man himself." . "Indeed?" said the reporter, brighten ing up at the prospect of swelling his stickful of matter to at least a quarter column. "1 had forgotten to ask the occupation. Will you kindly furnish me with a list of his works?" "Oh, he didn't write books!" "Magazine articles?" queried the re porter, with wavering hopes. "No," said the woman. "Newspaper man perhaps?" asked the reporter sadly, for his imaginary quar ter column had again shrunk to an ac tual stickful "He did not write at all," remarked the woman, at last brought to bay, "What!" said the reporter, his curios ity at last thoroughly aroused, "not even for trade papers, advertising liter ature, theatrical posters, programmes." "No. His father was an editor, though," exclaimed the woniun. with a pleased smile, "and he worked for a publisher. He had the agency for Long Island of the 'Cyclopedia of Useful In formation.' Of course you need say nothing about that. Just write it down that he lived a simple. Christian life and was engaged in literary pursuits." New York Herald. And Tet He Cave Him 81s Months. A fine, stalwart man, with a frank, open expression, was arraigned for steal ing a pair of shoes from a dealer. "Did yon steal the shoes?" asked the judge. "He canght me, judge, with the shoes and the box in my hand. I'll tell you how it was," began the complainant, but he was cut short and reminded that the prisoner had pleaded guilty. "How did you come to steal the shoes? You look like a hard working man," re marked the court. "Well, 1 stole them, judge, and he caught me," was the re ply. He was committed for six months. The jndge remarked later: "1 was rather taken with that man. He came up to the bar like a Marc Antony, not with the sleek expression, 'Your honor,' or a whine of any kind. Hod he given me any good excuse 1 would have been very lenient with him, for. if 1 am not very much mistaken in my judgment he is no thief, but an nnfortnnate fellow who was pinched by poverty." Brooklyn Eagle. Carlyle's View of Aprons, Carlyle in his "Sartor Resartus" was able to find a deep philosophy in aprons. "Aprons are Defenses; against injury to cleanliness, to safety, to modesty, some times to roguery. From the thin slip of notched silk (an it were, the emblem and beatified' Ohost of an Apron), which some highest bred housewife has grace fully fastened on; to the thick tanned hide girt around him with thongs, wherein the builder builds and at even ing sticks his trowel; or to those jingling sheet iron aprons, wherein your other wise half naked Vulcans hammer and smelt in their smelt furnace is there not range enough in the fashion and uses of this vestment?" A Tree That Furnishes Heal Laea. The lacebark tree grows in the West Indies. It is a lofty tree, with ovate, entire, smooth leaves and white flowers. It is remarkable for the tenacity of its inner bark and the readiness with which the inner bark may be separated after maceration in water into layers re sembling lace. A governor of Jamaica is said to have presented to Charles II a cravat, frill and ruffles made of it Uoldthwaite's Geographical Magazine. Another Plan. Aged Admirer Think of all the lux uries a rich husband like me could give you. Miss De Young Oh, a rich father wonld do just as well. Marry my moth er. New York Weekly. A Well Hade Hope. A rope two inches in diameter has run at a speed of between 4,000 and 5,000 feet per minute, day and night, for eight years without having apparently ap proached its limit of durability. Power. Professor John Marshall, of Universi ty college, London, says that yawning "may be accomplished by the will, bnt is often the result of involuntary imita tion." 'The stupendous results of the steam engine may all be traced to the boy who sat watching the steam which cam from the nose of the teakettle. Five soda crackers devoured without drinking, in 4 minutes and 20 seconds, is the latest gormandizing feat of a Kan sas freak. orn sritciAi. kkportrb itctiui ,..,.. THIS FACTS. Be Determined to Thoroughly Investi gate a HulJo't that la Causing Mueb Comiuisit, and He Has Succeodod, (.V, r.Sun.) Two days ago one of the most nroml nont professional men in Nw York pub lished a letter so outnpoken, so unusual as to cause extensive talk and awaken much comment. Yesterday I Inter viewed the gentleman as to the contents of the letter, and lie fully confirmed it in every ro)wt. lie not only did this but he ulfo mentioned a number of unu sual oases which had come under his observation in which little less than a miracle had been pvrforniori. ho important has the entire subject become, that l!otermind to invcstlgato it to the bottom, and accordingly called upou Mr. AlbertO. Eaves, the promi neut costumer at No. IU1 Kust Twelfth street, tho gentleman mentioned In my interview with the doctor yesterday. Mr. Ernes lias mitilo nuite a imtne. A complete knowledge of history, an appre ciation of art and reliability are essential in his profession, "Mr. Eaves," I raid, "I learn that your wife has hud a most unusual exp rienco; are you willing to describe it'" Tlie L'ontienuin tnouunta moment ami an exprennionof pleasure passed over his face. "When I tliink,'f he said, "of what my wife once passed through and the condition she is in to-dav, 1 cannot but lel Kratitutlo. Aeariv three years ago she was at the point of death. You ran understand how sick she was when I Bay she was totully blind mid lay in a state of unconsciousness. Three doctors attended her uml all nerord thut her death was only a question ot hours, per- l,.,.a mil,, it.,. ' X."My 1 ask what the doctors called her trouble?" "Unemia and puerperal convulsions. so you can imagine how badly she must nave been. At lust one doctor (a was Dr. K. A. tiunn) stud that as she was Still utile to swallow one more attempt might be made ana a ineuicine was accordingly given her. She seemed to improve at once; in a few days her sight was re stored. 'I have had a long, long sleep, she paid, upon recovering consciousness, and I am rejoiced to say that tho was restored to perfect health wholly through the nee of Warner's Kate Cure, which was tho remedy we udiriinistered when she was past all consciousness." I looked at Mr. Kaves us he said this. His face was beaming with eatislaction. He continued: "The physician told us, after my wife's recovery, that she could never endure childbirtli, and yet we jinve a fine boy nearly a year old, snd do not know what sickness i. I attribute it all to the wonderful power of Warner's Safe Curo. Why, my sister, who resides in Virginia, whs, awhile ago, alllictod precisely as my wife had been. I at once advised her to use this same great remedy ; it cured her promptly." "You And that it is specially adapted for women, do you?" I inquired. "By no mentis. I have known it to be wonderful in its power in the caso ol gen tlemen to whom I liavo recommended it. I Bneak from mv exix-rience entirely, and you should not 1' surprised thut I am so tirm a believer in this dixeovery, which has done so much for me." I was not surprised. I saw by every word, by every look, that Mr.' Eaves meant all he said. I had ample confir mation of 1 r. (Junn's letter and inter view, and I do not wonder that people who have seen such things, who have watched their dearent friends go down into the dark valley and be brought back into the light, should be both enthusi astic and grateful. I, myself, caught tho spirit, and I shall be glad if tho investi gations I have made prove of profit to mono wno may read mem. Wholesome Sorrow. Captain IIow many requests for furlough are there? Serjeant Twonty-one. "What! So many? What reasons are usually given?" "In almost all cases the death of grandmother." London Tit-Bits. A Larger Denomination. Judge (to prisoner) Did you over turn an honeut penny? Prisoner No; but I turned some five dollnr gold pi'eces once. Kate Field's Washington. Teste in electrically welding raibj for horse or steam care show that the importance of allowing for the contraction and expansion at the joints lias been ovorratod. There is a house in Summorvillo, On., which has had, since its erec tion, throe tenants, and soon after its occupation by each was struck by lightning. Knowledge is power, and the more we learn about our microscopic ene mies in the air, tho better prepared we are to rwint thfir nsHnults. 36iSeaaP Curuj . .u.tiy ana .ueuujr Rheumatism, Lumbago, Backache, Head ache, Toothache, . euralgia, Sore Throat, Swellings, Frost bites, Sprains, S c i a t ic a, Bruises, Burns, Scalds, WITHOUT ltKTCRN OF PAIN. r Stablemen Stockmen, '111 OBEATSST AHMEOV ESOWK KOB U0BS8 . AND CATTLB DISEASES. At PncaoiKTs and rr.Ai.ns. THE CHARLES A. V0GELER CO.. Baltimore. M& tub Best Watcrsrocf Coat in tho WORLD I Its rtvj. - TlicUSH Hiuxn Sl.lCKEIl l Wdrrantul water. JiriKif) and will kwpyou dry la tliu tmritcstiiturm. 'J'lir jnew ro.MMi;f, Hl.If.Kit Ik a ptrlma rlilluic cust, an-1 wiveralliecMtirosiultllQ. llowaroof tmilatlous. friti't lnyHC4it ir tlnj Jtrrtiid ' ih not cm It, Jllu.ti'S- tmi t iliuiogllff ir"-. A. .1. liiwrlt, Huston, llmt. TRADE W Ka Which will y hsvsf It dues seem as sums folkapwlur to hv tut last ixHiultlounl tuellvur rather then tht nr.t, '1 hey MriHitiislly ilne ihounolvn with puniuuves """""V';. .u ui,..-uti. .,f iivm irtuiMn. llnatvttur I Utotnsi'h lilili-nt Is the sucwmIuI csmllilsts for the iieuple's chnli'e, snd yet, popular Slid w ell known It Is, therv ste uii(nrtiiulcs whu kwp on trying ins aritfcuo nmu'iuvs oi miiiu'r mhj. It In to tht. llllitlituniit IHirllull ttf thu lilllillt' Ullll the wull kmiwii snd Itnm-trliil propvrlUis ol tliu rliltt'tn Kpucril, Ittiswiu should ho goldi'd hy !' luirli'iiro hi the nmim of indtiuitifn. "The livnt Kiiltlo 10 onr limt is Hit' Isiunol vxpvrinnt'U, ' n lil s mvnt iwtrlot ol the tmilv rovolutlonsry purled, sud the i-hi'IhuihUuii Is pri'itiisnt with truth, Vur ovtir third ol a tH-utxry ths HUU'in dully h mulwlth llw liidnrmminnl ol pttiplu atuli'rlHir Irttin liver roinnlHlnt. ntslHrtH. t'oiiNll. IMiti'ili, lluminitllKW, dtdilllir and troubles it- t'ottipmiled hy tlraiK.pMla, ltwrly I hiia tin oliinti ItMiK snd iHwn ihorounhly approved as s rvmiHiy lor - ia frippr.- He" Hhow Hlitimi' hnr own tmsie." Why does ne niHUvshsuie isuiiniiier rui jiucause nitii haven t ai y. SI'I'KHIOlt TO ALL 4r U1CKH. Almws's Porous Plastrb are the great external remedy of the day. The quickest, safest, surest, best. Not only Immeasur ably superior to all other plasters, but also to liniments, ointments, oils and similar nnotuous oomnounda llewrtre of imitations, and do not he de ceived by misrepresentation. Ask for Aide tocK'ti, ami lei no loiiuuation or explain lion inuuoe you to accept a sunsimuo. A I'litaburv lrl calls her .'over "(Iroror." bo- onuae lie wrtH-s nor a luitur every any, KUVTUH- AND VILKS OVKBD. We tmsUlrelv ears runture. riles and all ren tal autei'sus wunotupsinortieiouiionTrttm dusi ness. No mire, no iwv. Also ell Private till- (hokmi. Address lor psmphlet lint. VorUirtWld Losuy, hub Mattel street, sail rraneisoo. Thcire w'll be more ttunnsitn to tho fere In the troelenK prairie Hist tdurles thin campaign thu mere ovor was in pine loresia. UKArNIHH CAN'T Hit CUKBU Ily local spplleatlons, as they cannot reach the illwaiied portion ol ibe ear. There Is only title way Mi ou re eeaiuns, atiu mat ia ity outiaiitu ttunal remedies. Ussluess Is ranked by au lu- llsmutl (onniiion t tne mucous lining oi tits Kiunc hiuii Tube, w lieu mis tune seta iiinsinno vnu Intve a rambling s aud or liuperenl hear linr. sud when tt la untirt Iv closed. D.'siness I in reauit, aim unless we iiiiisinmaiion can m iMkMii out anil thla lobs natoreil to Its norma' enudtiion. hetrlna will he ocatrtived lorever: nine cates out oi ten sre omuvq uy rstsrin, whh h Is tinlhli'g bntsu lunanied common oi the niucoua s iilscva. W will etve Oi Hundred Hollars Inr any c ot lietlnesa (caused bv catarrh) that we canuol cure hy taking 11 all's Catarrh Cure. Heml lot utruulats free. f. J. Cll KN KY A Co., Toledo, o, Ho d by dm ralnta; 7ft ceiita. 7fraIs of disease Dr. Tierces Uoldun Med ical Discovery. In a way. that von can' understand, too, by purifying tho blood. Hon you re weak, dull nnd languid, or when blotches and eruptions appear that's the time to take it, no matter what the season. Its easier to prevent than to have to cure. For all diseases caused bv a tor pid liver or impure blood, Dyspep sia, Biliousness, Scrofulous, Skin, or Scalp Diseases even Consumption (or Lung -scrofula), in its earlier stages, the " Discovery " is tho onty remedy that's guaranteed. If Jt docs'nt benefit or cure, yon have your money back. Yoa pay only for the good you got. The proprietors of Dr. Sage's Ca tarrh Remedy lose 500 if you're not cured of Catarrh. They prom iso to pay you that if they xsan't cure yon. what do you lose by trying it? Is thore anything to riflsr, except your vaiarrnr For Ladies Only! EOCTOB SIMS' TAN3T BLOSSOM SUPPOSITORIES A OtIAHANTlCKIJ HAKKtlU Altl). AlaoePnaltlve Cure for lucorrlKHa,liiSsntmatlona b-i HI Mfaarliiiw. six owkfurea ai.fio. Mvciirelv packed and mulled free on receipt of priee. Write fur circular, lady Agents Wauled. IM. Bos BU. X .TT- B5 . .twivir Drs.COLE&CO. 1W Third Hi.. Portland. Or. Tholi ti iAjf oilifni. It Hvr falln. A II Chronic YiJjjrK NwrviMW, Mood, Hula, Prtvt Mir sV...l. ftliiul aiiiHisliie ia sail . a- uty- w SUM HIST iiNPjuun lurim. ran SJ tKtmirtt. iHftod HLamp fur iwply. He lief nl ouce. 'ur KUrtiUif. Tbtsj cur ftll dliw'iw, CorwuHntloo frmt. i'iwgm r wnl)lf, Circular) frw. I'rivitta svldreiM Hot 41 Write totlfty. Fifth year In i'ortlnd. m ea. rw aaaa o ox e Tali s, new rill 17 Ua "' "d"'0:,u U J I lif iB7..r5"s: W A-a China, N .. 1, new, MI IU', SMITH8' CASH STORE, . SIS-US Front Ht, 8. t. Pi Ibe List, this month, now ready. MORPHINE HABIT I Books Orel SURE CURE Pad Bo MeaVtaa Co.. Clar St. Saa Fnnokne YOUNQ MENI The Speclfle A No. I. ftirea. without full, all eases ol dm h(r snd tileei, no matter ol liuw lone sUmtlhs. Pruvents stricture, It being sil 111. toriml remeily. Curea when evuryudiis slat liualulleil. Hold hy all DrUKglala. UHiiulneUtrerKTbeA.Hehiieiihei.MiHltdnt p rlc. SS.oa. fo.,SauJoa,CiU. Jviotor laoubator Co., QuijioV. ill. (1ati,lnviian ...... I RigSillstheaetiiowiadffa. lesfllns remadr lor all to (Mirssln XI """atural dlsebsrswi sat IvriTawuimmoi in,n, j eertala enre lor the daklU S weaaaess ysoalia 1 vrsaairar Jprssnrlbeltandfeslssii THttusiOHWIiBn. In nKiomnsadliia It V LtlSSIl,S.SrSl aunsrsrs. loiei t uracauus PIUM , Pianos and Organs. WINTER 4 HARPER, 71 Morrison Street, Portland, Oi ' Boa SOS. J H FISI "Mrern,"lralChemlsl w. U. riO, SXWashlnston Ht. Portland, Or N. P. M. U. Mo. m-8. g. H, U. Mo. 636 coavat5ririST J I JL-1T A llallabloilutoherjtbaoititelyaclf- 1 wiilnrafree.Illiii 1 Jl' Tf cKuia(inK.aimDlnattoon.rni. rin. OISTIS WlVJOYfil Both the method and result when dyrup of Figs la taken it ia pleasant snd refreshing to the taste, and icU. jeutly yet promptly on the Kldnoya, Liver and Dowels, cleanses the sys tem effectually, dispell colds, head tchei and lover i and cures habitur! )onstliatlon permanently. For tale in COoand $1 bottles by all druggists. CALIFORNIA HO SYRUP CO. ISM MANOaOO. OH. touwiiu, nr. My romt, H.r. This OREAT COUGH CUKE, this lucccsa lul CONSUMPTION CURE it sold hr drug, gilts on a positive guaiantee, a test that no othet Cure can stand turcesafullv. If vrnl have t COUGH, HOARSENESS or LA GRIPPE, il will cure you promptly, ll your child nas tht CROUP or WHOOPING COUGH, ue il quickly and relief Is lure. If yoa (ear CON. SU M PTION, dn't wait until your case la hops, less, but take this Curt at onct sud receive Im mediate help. Large bottles, 50c. and It .00. Travelert convenient rtocVet site 15c. Ak rour druggist furSlULOII'SCURE. 11 ymi lunvs ire tors ur back lame, use Shlloh's Pur i Plnttent. Price, y. Hercules Gas Engine (OAS OU OASOMWIC) Made tor Power or Pumping Purpoee. Tat Cheapest TtellaMe Oas ICus t eu tUe AiaksU Tot S Implicit f It Beats the World. It oils Itself from a Reservoir, Xo Carburetor to jet oot ororder. Ko Uatterles or KleeUlo Spark. It runs wllh a Cheaper Orade of Oasollue tbaa au utUeff Kiislue saao roa csTaLoooa to PALMER & REY, Manufactuhsro, US buoM ttmt, Ui FrtDMCt. CiL Season for Trcut Opens April 1st. . , t If Ton Are In Need of Trout met, Oat the Best. 4tandsr4 sualltr. i to t hooks, per dos SO.M ')resn Trout Kllee, 4 tn S hooks, psr dtHt .SO fine lievvnied Wins Klles.4 uoliooka, per dos. 100 Any of sbove qualitlea aent bv mall on reoatpt ot nrlos. Also a full line of BU1M, HKKLH, LlfJJCH, ttc, Si ' Hudson's Gun Store, 1 FISH IT., PORTLAND, OS. W Send for Illustrated eslaloiue. Jin! sea II CALIFORNIA IT., IAN FRANCISCO. K you want POWDKR for Minlnx, Railroad Work, Stump Blasting or Trot Planting, send for Price IJnt, MM BS-iS CMTT wi oi l)rr or Oreen fll Bones,Most,OrltleandalL Oreen Cut BONKd will double the number ot efma will make tliera mora for. tile will carry the bona surely through the neltlug period and put them In Dominion to lay when eeirs command the hlsheal pries and will dovelupe jronr chlett fsttur tlian any other food. Feed flrean Bones an nse t reosoaone to kill the Hi e, an 1 ynit will make fitly per end more prout, fiend for Catalogue snd prices. PETALPia. mmm cohp'T. monk, cau HOME MUTUAL FIRE INSURANCE COMPANY. Offlcent t'hsrles It. ".lory, Prsaldont; Wm. 1. Dutlon, Vice- Prealilenl; Hteplii'ii I), Ives, Heflro taryi M. A, Newell, Mnrlne Heeretnryi Krsnklln Hans, Amialaiit Huurutary; It. II. Mas-Ill, Uuneral 'The IIOMK Mt'TUA I, Fir Inau snee Company lid s Inrser Paulile Count biiHluena In the ear It'll than any or the ninety American couiuaulea rep reaenU'd except the K retnan'a Fund, anil only three of the thirty etaht foreign conipaulea reiireaetitwt eicelleil the HOMK MUTUAL In Ita volume of I'.cillii foKKl liuaiiieaM In Iii2 tli n ever before alnce Ita organization In I Hilt. There la no belter lire Inniiranee company than the IlilMK MUTUAL. Aak the silent in your town for a polluy. il: w.onImXT.;;. I Horthweslern Department. Cor, Mei'ond and Mlwrk streets, Portland, Or LEARN TELEGRAPHY. rj Out or Ikons: aws W 0 Pump. A. M YOIIMI BTHAVK ' some lisle. Wtr -in ynuuR u mi 10, rsllroad olllo s. It's tsa"y learned. PsVS well, riucceaa and adva ee-v t sire. Addreas J. 0. bKVMOUK, 10ii;i WssaUig. t in ttrcft, Portland, Or, y FREE to the flr.t poraijjr'sddresslnir me Ir m ereviC-s -P'-stiinioe a mi colli mix (JT aw'a Plla Bamaifa. coin bus All I lydtTu iainrn ia: If It cures you, ymi will make the Addreas, with withrinp, ijeci Known w your minus. . B, Il.tY. Caatlo Hock, Wiuh. PFirhe Trees Cheap. Italian, Pellte snd Sllvsri wholasle or rotiil 1 J to ID ( et high, Price according to slue. Affeilt's cnilllilla.loii (riven m,liB WrltA for prices toTrlOH. J DAVIH.Ilfanai er, Porlland.Or -.i,m,iiHi jut, jHuor,ur. no sguiiM out. USUI! r.ukm whih Ait fi kr 111 9. id Beit Cough Syrup, f ssuis Ootid. Cat 1 111 iiuin. rti'io or 111 UHK'aia. .. IF! C J32I Is I I LsT---1 tu