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About Oregon daily emerald. (Eugene, Or.) 1920-2012 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 14, 2000)
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So Frog became his own boss and explored a number of busi nesses before he took some friends’ advice and started writing up some of the many jokes he knew. Selling his joke books on 13th Avenue, however, was not that easy. Frog found out the hard way when, in 1990, Eugene police started ticketing him repeatedly for violating a law stating that vendors can only sell flowers, bal loons, food and beverages on the street. Rather than paying the tick ets, Frog said he not only contin ued selling his joke books but he also took the city of Eugene to court — all the way to the Oregon Supreme Court, that is. In 1995, the Supreme Court de cided that limiting the items ven dors can sell on the street to bal loons, flowers, food and beverages was unconstitutional. But Frog had only won half the battle. He still needed a license, which the city refused to issue be cause it feared overcrowding on 13th Avenue. 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He even recorded his experi ence in yet another book — “Frog gy goes to court.” Elise Chandler, a junior busi ness major said she walks by Frog frequently and has heard him ask other passers-by the famous ques tion: “Have you read the funniest joke book in the world?” Chandler said she has won dered about Frog before and was curious to find out who he is, but said she just is not the type of per son who walks up to people and starts a conversation. “He’s just doing his business and I’m doing mine,” Chandler said. Sachitano said she and her friend suspected that Frog has a iiiHsz; The Catholic Community at the U of O invites you to join us! Student Mass Sunday 7:30 p.m. Wednesday 9 p.m. Student Retreats Coffee Houses/Outings Serviee Projects flWit i< 8M1 St. Thomas More 1850 Emerald St. 343-7021 www.efn.org/~nevvman/ successrui ousiness wiui ms books and lives comfortably. “He’s gotta be rolling,” Sachi tano said. Frog said his business allows him to make a living. He said he knows he could earn more work ing for an employer, but he likes being his own boss and working only about four hours a day. “Obviously I don’t believe in punching the clock,” he said. Frog said he likes what he does and although he sometimes en joys a break, he has no plans of doing anything else. He said he likes his customers, many of whom are students, faculty and staff, and is friends with m&ny of them. But he also said he knows that some passers-by would rather not have him do his job where he does it. Frog said he is now looking for ward to a well-deserved break. He is headed to Ohio at the end of January to visit his family and en joy watching the Super Bowl with his mother and sister, even though the Seattle Seahawks, his favorite team, have already been eliminated in the playoffs. Frog said he loves his family and is looking forward to the visit, but he said he could never move back to Ohio permanently. 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