Image provided by: University of Oregon Libraries; Eugene, OR
About Oregon daily emerald. (Eugene, Or.) 1920-2012 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 21, 1995)
IT’S ALL RELATIVE Mankato State U. Minnesota - C»IH it ‘ j . - M X Uv HA i’i \ m. three* h diploma dl jictl on the umc ijUv tht» *j>nn , i .if- !m ?..f, ; f i u ‘ho? aum :in a mi pt-iruimotlvr i al*o t rocscd t ManLito Suit wtthin hoi ol C4<h other t«. move their Jr nuN Dulfi t Simcr Skdgc ung jUiui ihoc pio DRINK UR! U of Florida ( *f < >>• • ,» V ho \N< , .. H i l *tf I ioruij ha- .4 dunking ptohh pk t orp wnt V.iuno 4 wnn.i btidjttons of tin hunv beverage ^orwno fnrhpd -»K0 Sr* oujur h»u!o t»l uiawlvcih lemonade hi* favorite Havor mti .i Simmik **anh I m kind ol addnted to Srupplc he m\v TEA TIME, PART 2 U of California, Davis Ml At,MS *..« SVM-1MI Mici dcudinj- th, perki dunk ad* wen i t 4lh let t shu l ( 11 kiudcni Vii; 1 Imn 4mi im hand llulc. dll idtd In .mkcm,. I In radio jingle Although the«f dream ol ftftfivmi* jui uifv of the beverage wen shattered, the* did grr i«mt mom \ ami that s f PITCHER PERFECT Ohio U \ 5 Ml vM l\< \ K }i HI v A i »h |) f a | IttH ** \S<» Hi I K\ ^cah; (hai i Oi mj>+K it s j linumrui Ikct^ jh wimh j nnuirc i )hw» t praduait \ | \\ i»il< thought u» I«*r Kiii vptifif* vitkumen un phrm^uph* tU« he bnm) up j Beet ( I me, iVe t 4iu! l i»um Street I Im »'• I hr* 'X i li*oV. on tlk '\ihefu hut urnc it \ 4 dotumcnurv *4 U* 4* o»Uc£C ^miaiiv \fc <»|ft vj^n \ ( oUf! Sintt «.idi divj'tavcd the Im'4*K cihihilKHl 111 |tilk Ami the Isot thing jimui it t\ ih»* mole v«hi drink rh* txlttT il ktokv Ium kidding Lilith h (othuntK puiv a smile tm im tiu . Hum mv> Hearing the vt>n$; *,m the laJio that ON YOUR MARKS Brigham Young U SURER-SAFE SEX U. of Georgia, Athens ll S A Hmi>' ll s A IMAM' It'v A I'kiM'HV laun 1 tic new superhero tor uir w students, t Mm. ippcih tin (.rftiiv.u umputo to dispense rubhets «t ill soloes. us let ami mio Rrvehtls Sjsillcti it the l ti( tienrpu t lesbun. £av 4mi bisexual si udetvt union ' .litatenext week, in lit I inannetcd Innalhan hisett tinnncxl Im satse 4tni tratiicxi up with hit N I i > lighting partner Kuhtiri Maul tt> provide protection tut all I Hi cxim uui/ vcdmcd approii nuuh Si? HngKjttt Young students to fate against tht slink ami their professor 'students in B>U I (amen s huu nets law v law strapped on then sneaks at 0 Hi a in to meet the ptotes *«i? -* vhaHeng* If he beat ?A percent of the slavs m the rate, he d give the whole class an extra quiz grasle of 10 I he catch sxa* that at least S percent of the slass had to sprint out of bed for the catlv morning tun and lose the rate Although vome ran from the opport units. 'H) percent of the t lavs iluiwcd up YOU MAY ALREADY BE A WINNER U of Tennessee, Knoxville I \SiMS Hi AVI ks. U Jim t,rubh. tcall> got into the l d \L Mahon spun .«* hr dclorird ment, l >rcano trail* *1** vtifin true' \X c hear l»rubb v hern hang trig out at the tiean ' olluc, laugh mg at all ho fokn CENTS AND SENSIBILITY U. of Florida Wmoimksaiih.m ii\l won t but anything havn t been hanging around the ultimate penny ptiuhev and tevent l «t I Utrnia grad jmhuu Smith Ho tfedinun hobfn of puking |x-ntlio oft the ground, vavmg ilunge and revelling dotutiofti bom btriui* allowed him to pit oil the remain ing $*h) 01 he owed tor tuition ho vrniof vear 1 he of hie gravumdv avicpted the toinv, abet miming that Smith put Im name S<k.u1 Srvunti number and plume mini !>ct on caih o! ho I OH roll* Svr»K*gc NUlhivk would be proud COMING TO AMERICA Florida A&MU. I it *RU>A A \ M ofCi lAi S SAV I Ho plan In breed, ..veil and mavtn dim vev cal ’ the SS.SOO worth nl South \liiuii boa giUI vcmrn the school reecnth pur vhased I he uniNciMtv boiieht the vt nvrft from the S.HO.OfH) j*«»at Ihuuk of ihe iarpe flame, mean nc\s and idiHisicm oioration .»sm» ruled with the breed ihirr tjualitie' lacking in North Amen tan puts I alk about hjhhhhhd TRASHY GET-URS Mankato State U . Minnesota \V Hi > \| i \r ' U) MALI AMIN \<»u n,»\c rcvstlinp him: Meml»ct\ nl th< wiinid; ntiilii at Mankato State hosted i iiuii fashion shnse in April in iiitmiicmnfjir the S t h aiimvrrvm of farth l ),n l*antvi pam emitted then had. plastn chvinmmcntallv unfriendi* selves vs»1 lit ennccs o, plained the res vvla r>iJ11v o! thru outfit* ( hvt student tarried an umhiclla made of 1 J ■ patbage hap pants Hut firxt pn/c in oui bcHik pies m tin student who ehraper. but that the mIioo! will honor trie of} sumpus s uni .it one it*, atton GET DEGREES Broward Community College, Fla. M\m I i>u \nv W Sum -a v ' hip i >avnl l ettcfiiian fan When Si i e diet! in Muri.b. he left Itrhtnd S * S million t«* Ik- used only lor st holurships to ( students,much hkc u smaller pitt the pup toothed iomii endowed to his ulnu nutcr. Hull State l I he state ol I lorulu might later add («> tin I on I aud crdule businessman s contribution ami raise the total to $S S million 1 he beipjcM. the largest in the school s histi>ts. soukl benefit a1* mum as 2S|) us crape |»k's and liKttes cueh year GOLDFINGER U of Houston !*•< \HH\\ Ml HI U. \ I I\i,} K worth S HO.(MX) 1 hut s the amount sin accepted to drop a lawsuit summing from ati incident at a IO*H [ of Houston Irutcfmis parts I lubct .« foimet l oi I iotiMon s!tuient vuid she hist her right ptnktt fingertip attemptinp to break up a hpbt between her bovfnetu! and Stephen Jaek I erro funnel Uupii-r piOKlrm ..I (hr Slpiliu Mpha I psilon Oatemitv I erfo said he hit the impel in self . MM II Minis j ALTER NATIVE EATING? U ol Massa chusetts. Amherst MUiklU^ v* I(h calrtcfta blues can take then business else jlumiu have ere { atrd the l >!t i ampus Meal l*lan. whit.h rnti ties student* to as mu* h as a 1 ^ percent tlmouni at 10 area rcstau rants Ami it the* get a hankering tor deep tried mvstcrv meat, students tan a!wavs go bask to l he/ Amherst Richard \ Rossi. Amherst's dire* tor of tood scrs»t.cs savs the university meal plan is actually HEY, THESE AREN T MY SIZE Cedarville College, Ohio A tOKMHi t HiARVfUJ liottli.t S Jit N I has Keen sentenced to probation tor Mriiiins ~s paif% oI panties. three bra* and three dtps Hamel Mcedef. JV admitted pilfering the ' {f * '• >: > **• ' ■ t i i r i . .1 dips from a UkuI l aundronut I he under gar menu began disappearing last \cjr and were iatcr found in Meedcr s apartment I hc prnul «fu: fudge alvo ordered Meedcr to undergo counseling and pas >1 •* in restitution. Sounds like he got oft cxs\
