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About Oregon daily emerald. (Eugene, Or.) 1920-2012 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 31, 1995)
More * to tho loMrt In the October IW4 issue there was ,m article featuring l ove l«mn I hrv were ivked if they'd like to dis some bands M hen reading an article, I’d like to read about the band, not their opinion *>f <»?f•.« r bat the bands they dis (Oandlcbox, Collector Soul, Smashing Pumpkins'; Men in polyester suits don’t do anything for me I hank (»ud lor long h-iir Knstrn I title, ftrxbman l tab State l Youth against fascism I am writing m rn|)«ttm to \m*r review t»t the Megadeth ilhum ) mh.sfta u Nov I )<-* You |»cu|>lf have lit* idea what good tim\K t*» tut \our prtonttc'N M Might Vm n<•< d a new reviewer hjJ I tail he (ontutni at (phone mimU r trttiudtdj S «*t» tin. in fact, have (wrrmi\Mon to reprint this it you pleavr, hut I would rather not wini it printed in a nugA/m* that gtvo t*ad reviews t«* a gt»*J album Jeff Sletnpntt It ft l? |(raJer. (iratui Rapuh ( tty H,Kb S<booJ, With i m you MtRr YOGI 1 AN 1 AlirOCWM St 1C i&KV— 'to? J & / m\d Stacy Curtt*. 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Intof n«t . <i print submissions l etters shouk) be less than 200 «*o<ds ttMWII ,’t to edn submissions for length and cia/ify Spandex and Sweethearts in one of those ironic tufhs of events that happen only in vintage rt'Mf s Mapjiemn epeuxtes the duty of tfie sports issue editorial landed in my Sup like ,i concrete t nsbee Si r 1 m not e«.n Hy an athlete I Km t even run Unless I'm being chased fly a pit bull roaming at ttie m<>uth, t arrying a live hand grenade ant) barking Carry Mamlow tongs And even then, i d have to stub out my cigarette, i beck my lipstick arKl limber up for a good five to 10 days before l would break into a slow jog I've come to grips with the fact that these feet wts'eri f made for walking Especially since l moved to a place where it s considered run of the* mill to practice only one sport iSprmt 15 m »'S? Dive naked from a cliff* Swan to Hawaii'1 Chiki s play i But to DM into I he I love me myself and I cultufe Of lOs Angeles, I bit the bullet and Signed up at a gym Not just any gym. mind you a trendy gym A mirrored temple of self love where sweat is pro hihited Where women lire walking Tup pen*are padtes and men make a lood slightly metallic sound when you bump into them In short, a hard txxty museum Now this, I thought, is what |'m looking lor a mindless escape after a day at work a place that makes me teel like a special guest star on 90210 I liked the <)<• facto look Oul don t speak rule; the only accepted mode of conversation is m fact, the occasional grunt ft's non communicative and self indulgent, and that s what I love ahoul it. But that all changed when the maitre d et, rather manager, announced that the gym would host a party for Valentine s Day But tnat would require speech, t said If I wonted to socialize let alone in a romantic way the last thing I d do is pouf myself into a body stocking (Mid begin to pant on a Stair Master Blank stare I told him that combining spander and sweethearts is hke merging church and state He didn't get it. See. in my pumped up, puffed Out world of sports, the only place lot ltw *t" word is on the tennis courts So. in yet another one of those ironic twists of fate. I'll be turning m my membership can) and moving on to other hobbies And maybe fogging won't be so bad after all, I hear that my neighbor s dog does a mean rendr Iron of Copat .»<>.in« ■ Beth May ail. Assistant l tlitnr
