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Spandex and
Sweethearts
in one of those ironic tufhs of
events that happen only in vintage
rt'Mf s Mapjiemn epeuxtes the duty
of tfie sports issue editorial landed in
my Sup like ,i concrete t nsbee Si r
1 m not e«.n Hy an athlete I Km t even
run Unless I'm being chased fly a pit
bull roaming at ttie m<>uth, t arrying a
live hand grenade ant) barking Carry
Mamlow tongs And even then, i d
have to stub out my cigarette, i beck
my lipstick arKl limber up for a good
five to 10 days before l would break
into a slow jog
I've come to grips with the fact that
these feet wts'eri f made for walking
Especially since l moved to a place
where it s considered run of the* mill to
practice only one sport iSprmt 15
m »'S? Dive naked from a cliff* Swan
to Hawaii'1 Chiki s play i But to DM
into I he I love me myself and I cultufe
Of lOs Angeles, I bit the bullet and
Signed up at a gym Not just any gym.
mind you a trendy gym A mirrored
temple of self love where sweat is pro
hihited Where women lire walking Tup
pen*are padtes and men make a lood
slightly metallic sound when you bump
into them
In short, a hard txxty museum
Now this, I thought, is what |'m
looking lor a mindless escape
after a day at work a place that
makes me teel like a special guest
star on 90210 I liked the <)<• facto
look Oul don t speak rule; the only
accepted mode of conversation is m
fact, the occasional grunt ft's non
communicative and self indulgent,
and that s what I love ahoul it. But
that all changed when the maitre d
et, rather manager, announced
that the gym would host a party for
Valentine s Day
But tnat would require speech, t
said If I wonted to socialize let
alone in a romantic way the last
thing I d do is pouf myself into a body
stocking (Mid begin to pant on a Stair
Master Blank stare I told him that
combining spander and sweethearts is
hke merging church and state He
didn't get it.
See. in my pumped up, puffed Out
world of sports, the only place lot ltw
*t" word is on the tennis courts
So. in yet another one of those
ironic twists of fate. I'll be turning m
my membership can) and moving on to
other hobbies And maybe fogging
won't be so bad after all, I hear that
my neighbor s dog does a mean rendr
Iron of Copat .»<>.in«
■ Beth May ail. Assistant l tlitnr