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About Oregon daily emerald. (Eugene, Or.) 1920-2012 | View Entire Issue (July 21, 1977)
All my children Wjk If there was ever a good reason for corporal punish ment in the home, little Phil is it. In fact, he’s making a complete asshole of himself. With Tara still in bed after her fall, little PhH has been staying with the Martins. But Wednes day, Phil decided to go pick him up and bring him home to spend the night. Everybody advised him not to, and little Phil wasn't real hot on the idea, but PhH pressured him into doing it ‘lor his mother.” At home, PhH went off to cook supper, and little Phil vis ited with Tara. After the first I love yous were over, little Phil announced that he wanted to go shopping to buy a birthday present for Tad. Tara told him to forget it, and little Phil's reac tion was to bounce up and down on her bed untH he finally spilled her dinner all over her. Enter Phil, a few good swats on the butt, and little Phil is off to the phone to call his dad to come get him. When Chuck got there, little Phil had already been sent to bed as punish ment, and Phil and Tara wouldn’t let Chuck see him. That left Chuck pretty pissed, and prompted little Phil to sneak out of the house after Phil and Tara had sacked out. Don’t be surprised if little Phil runs into trouble before he makes it to Chuck's. And Chuck’s already got enough on his mind — he’s try ing to convince Donna that she should marry him. She wants to, of course, but she isn’t sure it’s such a good idea. Phoebe dropped by to see her the other day and warned her that if she "continues to chase after my grandson, you’ll regret it more than you've regretted anything in your life." Chuck and Donna ought to just quit fooling around and move in together. But as one relationship be gins, another ends. Nick told Erica to shove it toe other day. Seems he was upset about the fact that Erica told Mark Dalton the truth — that she and he were sired by the same man. “I'm finally starting to see you for what you really are, Erica, and frankly it makes me sick.” Even Danny Kinnicott had problems this week. Being toe nice guy that he is, he offered to show Devin (she's the By GLEN OZONEWOOD Of the Emerald daughter of that new divorcee in town) around the University. At the student union, they ran into Brook who asked Danny to split up to the lake with her. Danny explained that he was busy for a while, but that he’d meet her there later. Well, Brook doesn’t enjoy people who don’t do as she asks, and she up and went home, leaving Danny love-sick and worried. Looks like that weekend of fun and sex the two of them had planned for the coast might never happen. Finally, Phoebe got some bad news this week. Re member those pajamas Benny stole from Mona's house? Wei it turns out that by themselves, they don’t constitute legal proof of adultery. It’s going to take some photos to convince the court. This is the house Aitian built An architecture professor at the University, Grady Aition, has de vised a building which he is convinced will bring an end to the construc tion of the neutron bomb. In the event of a neutron bomb explosion, according to Aition, his building falls down. "Yippie,” said Aition upon making the discovery. Name game: Gary-Gary-bo-bary Gary Fieldman, a long-time champion of the feminist movement, has once again decided to change his name. "I think it's only fair," said Fieldman. As of today, Fieldman said, he will be known as Gary Field person. Void P.O.ed at pool presence Vandals and mischief makers moved identification signs all over campus Tuesday, causing hundreds of new campus residents and visitors confusion. “Are you sure there's not a swimming pool in here," asked one would-be freshman climbing up and down the stairs of Deady Hall. To avoid further confusion, students should make the following changes: the building labeled "Honors College” should be labeled “sewer," the building labeled “Hamilton" should be labeled "Gerlinger Annex" (this is the place where you will later buy your books), the building labeled "University Health Center" should be labeled “mor gue," and the buildings labeled “Mens" should in fact be labeled “Uni versity of Oregon." Said University Pres. Nullon Void, after walking into the room marked ‘‘Void’s Office" and finding him seif in the Gerlinger pool: “I’m pissed." Dear Mom and Dad, Am really enjoying myself at Early Orientation. I’ve spent all day taking official ‘Tours of the Dorms.” This guide takes us around to every room and points out wierd growths and flora on the rugs. In the cafeteria, you will be glad to know, they list the four basic food groups, and serve each of them in equal proportions; vegetables, meats, dairy products, and grease. Remember Kathy and Dianne, the girls I grew up with? Kathy used to come over to our house for lunch every day, and Dianne and I were on the basketball team together. Well, last night I lost them in the EMU, and they are presumed dead. I’m still trying to vacuum up my wierd neighbor who has taken up residence on my floor. 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