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About Oregon daily emerald. (Eugene, Or.) 1920-2012 | View Entire Issue (May 21, 1951)
Bouncin Gives Farewell Talk (Continued from page one* •nly expression was one of sur prise. In a whispered asside he said to an Emerald reporter: ‘‘Write this down, will ya' ? Re minder—underscore that. Have l.ois darn up the hole in thq toe of my left sock the yellow ones.” The reporter took down the mes sage and then looked at the presi dent’s feet. Sure enough, there was his big toe shining in the moonlight. Steps on Seal OUAS President Fairy Bouncin then stepped onto the great seal and planted his feet firmly in prep aration for his address. Flash bulbs flared and reporters from the wire services rushed for telephones to file first leads of this historic occasion. This was really news! The first time in the history of the University of Oregon that the OUAS president had de livered his farewell address while standing in his stocking feet on the great Oregon seal at a few minutes past midnight on a moon light night. Our own Fairy then began to speak in a voice that was clearly audible for a quarter-of-a-mile. He said many things and in all fair ness and so that there will be no chance for a misquotation his ad dress is printed in its entirety as follows: “My fellow students, blah—blah ■—blah—blah . ..” Petitions Due— Come on kiddies, it's time to turn in all your nice little petitions for some of the following stupid activi ties. Student government takes the cooperation of everybody, and gra cious! you wouldn't want to be the one that brought student govern ment to a standstill, would you ? Well, then, unclasp your grubby lit tle hands from around that bottle and start filling out a petition for . . Phi On Ewe, national service fra ternity for ex-Cub scouts. Minimum g.p.a. of 1.25 is required. No experi ence needed. Plenty of room for ad vancement. If you want to get ahead, join this forward-looking group. Deadline is May 15. Theta Sigma Phi, small girl's mud-pie and sewing group, rumor ed to have some connection with journalism. Requirements: Must speak English, high school gradu ates preferred but exceptions made. Turn in your petitions to your local bartender. U. S. Army, recreational and so cial group, numerous positions op en. Short hours, good pay. Forward I petitions to Josef Stalin, Kremlin, Moscow. -SDX And. to paraphrase a Southern patriot: "TNE ain't dead; it’s just restin’ awhile!” -SDX Type for this special issue was set by a one-eyed Linotype opera tor named George, who was drunk at the time and continually mum bled “etaom shrdlu" “etaoin shrd lu” under his breath. CAMPUS QUEEN ; Qun-n Jrannr CX.Vll smiles for camera after grasping control of the 212th annual Lost Week i end. The motto of the congressmen who have cut flood control project funds seems to be: •‘Millions for de fense, but not one cent for tribu taries. Campus Will-Qa-Round Hendricks Hall i Seven births were reported In j Hendricks this week-end. All of j the wee ones are doing fine, said ! the housemother. She said the] house cut. Dimples, presents Hend ricks with a family about this time every spring. "It's amazing,’1 j she said vaguely. Stan Ray Hall Eighty-five per cent of the resi dents in Stun Ray Hall have gotten j married during the past two weeks.! All of the married men intend, to’ move out of the dorm en masse and buy the nearest motel. Arlo Giles, counselor, had little to say. “I'm not a political hack.” he said, "but if they'io not married they should be. My campaign didn't cost me one red cent and that'o more than Taft can say . . McChesnev Hall The fellows in McChesney voted unanimously to become members of P&nhellenic. Walt Kreauff, counselor, indicated he was de lighted over the vote. "My opinion of sororities and fraternities is well known," said Freauff. "We plan to welcome them with wel come arms." Sigma Nu Jerry Crary doesn't live here 1 anymore. Sherry Ross Haii All the felows In Sherry Kohs were Him ply dollrlctm with joy to discover thnt Hon Barnes had pinned Turkey Nekelin in 1(1 sec onds flut the other night. The bout was fought under Marquis of Quernsbury rules. Dave Strauss also pinned Cameron Thom and Carl Anderle fought a draw with Mrs. Williams. The nature lovers are going on their weekly flower gathering trip this Wednesday. Delta Delta Delta The tri-dells held their annual beer-bust in the basement of .John son Hall last Saturday. Dr. Slow btirn served refreshments until re lieved .by Donald Duck Shoeahine Iri the revi i.th. No hits, no runs, i;$ errors. Three trl-delts received their diplomas. Barrister Inn The fellows in Barrister Inn have signed a non-swearing pledge ret roactive to the first of the year. This is in keeping with their policy of clean minded living. Only uae member of Barrister objected the retroactive clause. Walt I'ro bret said he considered it un ethical, irrelevant, and beside the point. "Besides," said Wattle. "I have use.I 4700 cuss words since Jan 1. 1951. My conscience will never be purged." PHOTOS TAKEN ON CAMPUS SYLVIA REAMES LONGWOOD COLLEGE 54 NO UNPLEASANT AFTER-TASTE OVER 1500 PROMINENT TOBACCO GROWERS SAY: "When I apply the Standard Tobacco Growers’ Test to cigarettes I find Chesterfield is the one that smells Milder and smokes Milder." A WELL-KNOWN INDUSTRIAL RESEARCH ORGANIZATION REPORTS: "Of all brands tested, Chesterfield is the only cigarette in which members of our taste panel found no unpleasant after-taste." LIKE THOUSANDS OF AMERICA'S STUDENTS MAKE THIS MILDNESS TEST YOURSELF AND GET WHAT EVERY SMOKER WANTS 4 LEADING SELLER IN AMERICA'S COLLEGES HESTERFIELD
