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About Oregon daily emerald. (Eugene, Or.) 1920-2012 | View Entire Issue (May 21, 1938)
Ye Frosh Edition Editor .. Managing Editor ... Sports Editor. Chief Night Editor Stooges . . Gordon Ridgeway ...Lyle Nelson .Ehle Reber .Bill Rentz Pat Erickson, Dorothy Burke, Spike Babcock Reporters ... Doris Murphy, Muriel Beckman, Sadie Mitchell, Waldemar Updike, Evelyn Kirchofer . Jean Crites, Jack Fariss, Adelaide Zweifel Night staff The Oregon Daily Emerald, official student publication of the University of Oregon, published daily during the college year Oregon Unday8’ Mondays» hoMay* and final examination periods. Entered as second-class mail matter at the postffice, Eugene, BURKE'S BALLYHOO! By DOROTHY BURKE news from here and there—campus activities, high lights and what have you . . . i’ll take chocloate . . . still there’s no percentage in that sort of thing. the expenditures of the university of minnesota last year being $10,000,000 . . . think of how many term papers you could have typed for that ... or better still, for only one millionth of said amount . . . which leads us to the fees trouble at the uni versity of Washington — compulsory or optional, that is the question . . . but after all, a fee’s a fee no matter how you look at it. (no, i didn’t say “foo”). but where do you think you are—corvallis ? . . . you guessed it — dick jurgens arid the frosh glee . . . but the university of idaho goes us one better and brings in maestro rodger pryor for none other than their frosh glee . . . still think we got the best of the bargain . . . never did like mustaches . . . * ❖ s£c oh, oh, here’s one that should be in crick’s col nmn(?) with apologies to rogers . . . wonder how it slipped in here ... oh well, here goes . . . thursday—cooler, friday—cooler, Saturday—pardoned by the governor (thanks nelson). # ❖ back again to the Indiana daily student paper which boasts a psychologist—usher who says prac tical psychology is the first requisite of a theater usher—the man who comes charging in with all the assurance in the world, says he, wants to sit half way down in the middle section—those who hesitate and glance hurriedly about pick either the extreme front or back seats . . . must be a theater with no balcony . . . the same school has a psychology prof who says dreams are of two (2) count ’em (dedicated to “wolf” jermain) types— those of an illusory nature and hallucinations . . . still think r. benchley has the right dope on this dream deal in latest masterpiece—“after 1903— what?” must add a word of greetings to fellow sufferers of the daily northwestern—the frosh members of the staff who took over the paper may 11 . . . may we say—we feel for you . . . ridge thinks an 80-mile jaunt for the entire staff for a squirrel hunt would be appropriate about the time of publication of this edition—by the neophytes of the press . . . ❖ * * the university of Washington again . . . having an annual tug of war between the chem engineers and the pharmacists for the sole reward of a girl’s kiss for the captain of the winning team . . . wonder what kick the rest of the team get out of it—oh well ... ** * * seems our much ballyhooed “stage door” play is being adopted by our Willamette neighbors who are offering it as their junior class play . . . which reminds us that our pals just north of here are sending their cow college cuties in for cow milking in a big way this week ... all for the sake of a contest though . . . still, if some farmer’s looking for a wife ... $ m $ and, as we hate periods . . . they’re always putting an end to things . . . we’ll just quote this little epic from west point’s “pointer” . . . “mother is the necessity of invention,” said the coed as she crawled in the window at 3 a.m. Drury-Porter Nuptials Soon Miss Laury Drury, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Allan B. Drury of Medford will be married to Norris Kent Porter, son of Dr. and Mrs. E. H. Porter also of Medford, June 11 at a ceremony held at the St. Marks Episcopal church. Miss Drury is a member of the 1938 graduating class and is af filiated with Kappa Alpha Theta, and Phi Beta Kappa. Mr. Porter graduated from the University of Oregon in ’35 and has been in Alaska the past two years. DEAN LEAVING Hazel P. Schwering, dean of wo men, will leave Monday for Pen dleton as a delegate to the Oregon Federation of Women’s conference. She plans to return Thursday even ing. Dean Orders No Picnics Tomorrow As examinations are but a short time, away, no organized picnics are to be held Sunday, was an an nouncement made by the dean of women’s office Friday. Subscribe for the Emerald and get up-to-the-minute news of the campus. Nine Ride to Death Over California This Lockheed passenger plane, built at a cost of $80,000, crashed on a flight to Las Vegas, Nev. Apologetica lly Yours By PAT ERICKSON “A Beeg Train Robbery” or “The Case of the Vanishing Male” or “While the Mice Are Away the Cat Will Play!” Here, friends, we embark on a dizzy whirl of pinch hitting for that noble bunch of literati, those dear old friends and sever est critics—none other than the regular Emerald columnists, God bless ’em! To begin with, our humblest apologies to— Clare Igoe To arms, little freshmen! May your now timid feet patter ever more boldly over the campus of venerable Oregon! My heart once quaked with fear And oft, but oft. I’d shed a tear My very first year. Here now the freshmen attempt a mighty task— PUTTING OUT THE EMER ALD! Good luck my friends, You’re almost sophomores now! Alyce Rogers “God hates a coward, try our hamburgers.” — San Shop, Mc Kenzie highway. Bob Pollock Gatha round, my children, while pappy tells a story. Never will I forget the time I captured a German spy ring, single hand ed, up near Bremerton, Wash ington. I dressed in an Indian suit (that was the summer I was fourteen) and pretended to bang away with my little toy gun at their log cabin in which later was found a 16-inch mounted cannon all set to blow the United States navy ship yards to bits. The spies, there were two of them, came running out, and thinking me to be a harmless little fellow let r&e tie them up with ropes I’d brought. All the time I told them I was a. big Indian chief and they were playing a game with me. Click, click, as soon as I had tied them, and whistled my sig nal, you could hear the click of the army guns of the United States marines who were run ning through the woods, ready to take prisoners the men I had bound. What a sight! Paul Deutschmann Good evening Mr. and Mrs. Emerald staff, and also the ex iles in the sports department! International repercussions re sounded tonight from an out of the way incident in Sarawak, when the foreign minister of that country stated publicly that he could imagine ' nothing more nonsensical than an ele phant hanging over a cliff with his tail tied to a daisy. Taking exception to this re mark, the 450-pound third assistant under secretary to the Skitish foreign minister has in sisted that Skitish imperialism has been threatened, and that the majority of his nation must be defended. We of the United States must look at this matter squarely. If we don't we probably won’t see it at all. is * * Glenn JIusselrooth Squib of the week (Thanks giving week): “Oh, cranberry sauce!” Now you’re talking turkey. ❖ Jj* Ji# “Frequency of Brake Ite-Lin ing in Ten Ton Trucks,” by Lena Ginster. This novel has just been re leased from the censor’s office. It has an acid biting flavor that will delight all true truck lovers, especially when you get the au thor's full intent of picturing’ how these noble vehicles wheeze* up and down hills carrying back-breaking loads. The author herself spent con siderable time as a lady true K driver in Russia immediately at'-* ter the revolution, and so speak f from experience. This book ban our hearty recommendation for the whole family, down to, and including, the ice man. Next week's review: "Dirty Work on the Boarder." * $ Martha Stewart Today, I see, is a beautiful day. Today I shall go shopping. Aw, now the sun has gone be hind a cloud Blit my mind in made up. Today is a beautiful day, therefore I shall go shop ping. Why insist on shopping* to day ? Are there not many mow days in which you may shop to your heart’s content? Ah, no, alas. Shopping, with me, is no. ordinary pastime, and besides I saw a.luscious new pink (edit ed) I simply must have. It’s not often that a pink (also edited) seems luscious to my jaded* young eyes. I want a luscious new pink (still edited). Therefore the sun must shine! I am going shopping today. Elbert Hawkins Led by husky Joe Doakes, known as the “Sage on the East ern Oregon Brush,” Oregon’s football nine is rapidly moving1 into top position for a chance to play a New Year’s game in the a 11- state Wash Bowl com petition. Encouraged by their smash ing defeat in the recent clash with New* York university at the famous Pipe Bowl game two years ago Thanksgiving, the Ducks are quacking for blood and will stick it out, says Coach. Oklahoma Toliver, if it takes all summer, or something. ^JraWlSJtalaCillaCilCilCJCyCiJCilCilCiJfilEiEJCiJCL'I FRESHMAN EDITION, Co. Adv. Mgrs. Majeano Glover Rojand Rodman (2r^jtJjcJj(uJD!J[iili3iHlciJteIEJfiIEiciiEiEiSISJ2JSI@J5,i: Today’s Emerald IS made possible by the following advertisers Consequently they deserve your support! 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