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EDITORIAL AND FEATURE PAGE OF THE OREGON DAILY EMERALD University of Oregon, Eugene Willis Dunlway, Editor I^arry Jackson, Manager Thornton Shaw, Managing Editor Ralph David, Associate Editor Betty Anne Macduff, Editorial Writer Merlin Blais, Radio Director EDITORIAL STAFF Rufus Kimball, Asst. Managing Editor Jack Bellinger. News Editor Eleanor Jane Ballantyne and Lenore Ely, Society Editors. Koy bheedy, Literary Editor Walt Baker, Sports Editor Doug Wight, Chief Night Editor DAY EDITORS: Jessie Steele, Sterling Green, instill Phipps, Virginia Wentz, Oscar Munger. ASSISTANT DAY EDITORS; Esther Hayden, Julian Prescott, George Sanford. SPECIAL WRITERS: Thelma Nelson, George Root, Willetta Hartley, COPYREADERS: Parks Hitchcock, Marie Kylstra, Marietta Morrison, Helen Abel, Robert Patterson, Elinor Henry, Vaiborg Anderson. REPORTERS: Donald Fields, Ruth Hing, Harold Nock, Genevieve Dunlop, Clifford Gregor, Shirley Sylvester, Maximo Pulido, Laura Drury, Ralph Mason, Beth Bede, Byron Brinton, Elsie Eschebeck, Mary Frances Owen, Sanford Platt, Tom Bal lantyne, Margaret Ann Morgan, Don Caswell, Cecil Keesling, Ed Clements, Aileen Kelly, Sam Mushen, Madeleine Gilbert, Willard Arant, Fred Fricke. SECRETARIES: Marjorie Haaa, Hazel Corrigan, Jeane Holden. SPORTS STAFF: Estil Phipps, Joe Saslavsky, George Linn, Malcolm Bauer. Linn, Malcolm Bauer. RADIO ASSISTANTS: Jack Bauer, Ethan Newman, Roy McMullen. NIGHT EDITORS: Lea Dunton, Bob Patterson, Myron Ricketts, Clark Williams, and Doug Polivka. ASSISTANT NIGHT EDITORS: Barbara Jenning, Catherine Watson, Elsie Peterson, Mary Teresi, Roberta Bequeaith, Lenore Greve, Adele Hitchman, Geraldine Faye, Byrne Doherty, Dorothy Williams, Ruth McClain, Delpha Hurlburt Wallace Douglas BUSINESS STAFF Advertising: Mgr.Harry Schenk Assistant Adv. Mgr.Auten Bush Assistant Adv. Mgr.Barney Miller National Advertising Mgr.Harold Short Promotional Mgr.Dick Goebel Promotion Assistant.Mary Lou Patrick Women’s Specialties.Harriette Hofmann Classified Adv. Mgr.George Branstator Office Manager .Jack Wood Circulation Manager.Cliff Lord Assistant Circulation Mgr.Ed Cross Sez Sue .Kathryn Laughridge Sez Sue Assistant.Caroline Hahn Checking Dept. Mgr.Helen Stinger Financial Administrator.Edith Peterson ADVERTISING SOLICITORS: Caroline Hahn, Velma Hamilton, Jay Brown, Bill Price, Jack Dees, Maude Sutton, Chick Tokk, Grant Theummel, Gretchen Winter meier, Clara Mary Fyson, Harlin Boals, Helen Nelson, Bernice Walo, Gabriel Furrer, Louise Rica, Florence Nomblais, Ella McFall, Joseph Saslavsky, Helen Sean, Bill Russell. PROMOTION DEPT. ASSISTANTS: Roger Early, Jerry McGillicuddy, Bill Dobbin, Betty Goodman, Elsie Peterson. Mabel Darrow, office records. MARKETING DEPARTMENT: Nancy Suomela, executive secretary ; Betty Mae Higby, Alma Tye, Laura Hart, Virginia Kibbee, Louise Bears. OFFICE ASSISTANTS: Pearl Base, Nancy Archbold, Alma Tye, Marian Henderson, Virginia Howard, Laura Hart, Helen Schacht, Helen Kalmbach, Betty Gorrijl, Annabel Tuilock, Mildred Laurence. The Oregon Daily Emerald, official publication of the Associated Students of the University of Oregon, Eugene, issued daily except Sunday and Monday, during the college year. Member of the Pacific Intercollegiate Press. Entered in the postoffice at Eugene, Oregon, ns second class matter. Subscription rates, $2.f>0 a year. Advertising rates upon application. Phone, Manager: Office, Local 214; residence, 2800. A Greater Welcome INTENTION the words “welcoming rally” and you usually sug -L gest to the majority of students a football team returning victorious from a big game. But for once the words mean some thing different as a student committee plans a celebration for Friday, January 8, to outdo that tendered Oregon’s football team as it came home from New York City. On that day of the first week of winter term, Roger Pfaff, Robert Miller, and David Wilson—Oregon's Pacific Basin good will ambassadors—will return home. 'Conquerors of speakers in foreign lands, excellent representatives of American youth, the men have brought international fame to the University of Ore gon, the state, and the nation. As a small reward for their triumphs, the campus must turn out en masse to welcome the men home. Students in charge of the welcome have a hard job ahead unless the campus gets behind the welcoming celebration from the start. It is easy to get enthusiasm at a high pitch to wel come a football team that has won a great intersectional game. But great as was the gridiron victory against N. Y. U. in bring ing national fame to Oregon, how much greater is the triumph of Oregon's good-will ambassadors who have brought world-wide acclaim to the University. The campus must surpass the New York welcoming celebra tion with its demonstration January 8. Work, a Crutch for Limping Grades TT probably does not require an editorial and a front-page story to make the student body "exam-conscious,” for the weeks between Thanksgiving and Christmas are notoriously short. The realization that final exam week is only a fortnight off descended suddenly upon students returning from Thanksgiving vacation. Thought of the next two weeks in which, for many, a term’s work must be done, has been postponed and postponed, but the "fatal day" of ill fame is fast approaching none the less. Although it is probably too late now to bemoan the wasted hours which should have been employed either in classes or in the library, most professors agree that with good stiff work the next two weeks many limping grades may be helped over the stile which separates “D's” from flunks into the sunny land of passing marks. Mr. Average Man Thinks LETS HAVE LOTS OF STU DENT BODY DANCES. They are a worth while form of democratic social training besides getting away from the bugaboo of formal ity. It’s a good place to crash into acquaintance with that good look ing girl you’ve ALMOST got ac quainted with in class. Thomas Mooney, Hie martyr of modern socialism, is being aided in an attempt to get out of San Quen tin prison by the notorious head of the world’s most corrupt city gov ernment. Walker is apparently trying to get some free sob stuff publicity. Mooney knows it and Says that he will not accept a pa role procured by Jimmy or any one else. An unconditional opardon is-the only thing for Mooney. Maybe Mayor Walker will get it. maybe he won’t. One thing certain Walker will try to emerge from the case with a halo, whether Mooney is better or worse off. » * • Two parts of today's review of the football situation. The first is old Dr. Average Man’s prognosti cation on Oregon’s next football team. Ail the northwest sport. - writers are boOoting Oregon for the coast championship uiul a leg on the national next season. It' 1 don’t miss my guess Oregon and every other team in the country will do a lot of expense cutting next year in order to meet the growing demand for honesty in in tercollegiate athletics. Beware ye coaches and almost professional teams. Football is just a game. Just a brief comment on the Oregon State-Utah game Satur day. The cause is just but does Oregon State need $2oOO expense money as published ? Aar o n Frank, Portland’s football enthu siast. says that only a few hundred of the thousands of tickets avail able have been sold. If those in charge don’t look out the expense will swallow up the gate receipts and another charity fiasco will have come to pass. * » * The Yeomen, campus independ ent organization, captured its third successive intramural title yester day on the basketball court. All hail to the men who are independ ent. doing their own thinking, some of them working their way through sehool. Team-work, that quality one would naturally expect in a closely knit social group, was the deciding factor in yesterday', game. LEMON PALOOKA I WELL! THIS IS A FINE TIME OF DAY FOR YOU TO COME LIMPING IN HERE. OH, DON’T BOTHER TO EXPLAIN. It's getfin’ around that Gawge Godfrey gets all het up and Hunks the boys right and left when they call him “Prof." Which lays you wide open to this one. We noticed it in the calendar yestldday, and it went sumpin’ like this: Omega Della Pi . . . Gerlinger hall . . . All students interested in education are invited. * * * IF WE’RE any judge of OUR CAMPUS, OH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT WE WERE GOING TO SAY—. * * * Today’s justification for homi cide. Ah, wotta gal Is Anna Cobh, She never swipes The gear shift knob. * * * With the boys in the back room . . . This new Colonial ticket game looks good . . . for a few free shows . . . the racket already thunk up by the Kappa Sign is to chip in and buy two decks of cards, then disguise half the house as gals . . . Mary Lou Dodds is sportin’ an injured schnozzle . . . the result Classified Advertisements Kates Payable in Advance 10c a line for first insertion; 5c a line for each additional insertion. Telephone 3300; local ~14 FOR RENT ALDERCOURT, 1342 Alder. Apart, available Dec. 1. See Custodian. ROOM for rent for women $15. Modern home. 11-10 Hilyard. Ph. S71-M. FOR S ALE FOR SALE — Smart Tuexedo. Phone 1835. WANTED DRIVING to Los Angeles. Want 2 passengers share expenses. C. A. Taylor, Rte. 1, Junction City. LOST LOST Boston bulldog. Was seen on campus Thursday. Phone 953-W. LOST in gym, book by Williams on “Disarmament” and U. S." Please return to Dr. John R. Mez. MISCELLANEOUS HARRIET UNDERWOOD 583 13th Ave E. Phone 1393 i DRESSMAKING SALON Style Right Price Right Upstairs over Underwood & Elliott Grocery. SHOES REPAIRED The finest shoo repairing in Eugene, qual ity work, and service. All soles | stitched, no nails. Campus Shoe Repair, 13th between Alder and Kincaid. CLOSING oifl priced men'.-, fur-' nishings, clothing and shoes. The Hub, did Willamette street. KRAMER BEAUTY SALON Also Hair-cutting PHONE 1SS0 Next to Walora Candies NEW BEGINNERS’ BALLROOM CLASS Starts Tuesday 8:30 P. M. MERRICK STUDIOS 561 Willamette Phoue 50^1 of a pillow fight by authentic con fession . . . “Wottaman” Simpson, football’s bad name ... a profes sorial bald head tripping gaily down the campus . . . wonder if he uses anti-freeze . . . had more fun watching a pair of crutches and a frosh lid go across a muddy lot . . . we got humor, ya know . . . Johnnie Gross, tucking the bottom of his polo coat into his shoes . . . the little tab on the door into the Ad building that reads "Pull.” Lessons in Emeraldanto Lesson II “Genna Date” “Heya mug. Ya gunna use tha fone anight?” "Wayminnit, cantcha.” "Aw, nerts.” Lapse of five minutes. "Awri, Dorthy, aeeatamorro. Slong.” “Saboutime youwas gennoutta there.” “Aw, quiteha crabbin. Yagottit now.” “Gimme two nine hunnert.” "Della-Della-Della.” “I herja the firstime.” “Thasold. Whooyawant?” “Iwannaspeakta Alice.” "Jussaminnit. HEY, ALICE, YA WANNAD ONNA FONE!” “Hello.” “Hya, Alice?” “Yeah. Whoozis.” “Thissis Ed.” “Oh, harya, Ed.” “Mokeh. Harr you?” “Mokeh.” “Wutcha doon tanite.” “Notta thing, Igess. Why.” “Wanna gotashow?” “Yeah. Ware lie meetcha? Cum nupt the house?” "I'll beyup in fiminutes. Okeh?” “Okeh, bickbwah, bseenya.” "Slong, bseenya.” And little Annie polishes us off with the remark that she just read a book on bridge by San Luis Rey. With no-host dinners preceding the Christmas College ball, rumor has it that Ed Schweiker has pur chased several wine-bricks in hon or of the foreign student. The Safety Valve An Outlet for Campus Steam All communications are to be ad dressed to the editor, Oregon Daily Emerald, and should not exceed 200 words in length- Letters must be signed, hut should the writer prefer, only initials will be used. The editor maintains the right to withhold publi cation should he see fit. LET’S BE HONEST To the Editor: I have just read with interest your football article in the Emer ald of Dec. 1, entitled “Modern Football; an Amateur Game,” by Dean Gauss of Princeton. From a good many years’ experience in American colleges, I agree with him in toto. I doubt whether there is a college in the United States, maintaining a good team, which does not, in one way or another, practice professionalism in the se lection of its players. This being commonly conceded, why not prac tice common honesty and put an end to it? And this, to my mind could be done at once if the col leges would change the rule of pro fessionalism to the rule of com mon sense. This rule had its origin from two causes. First, a snobbery amongst many of the colleges to keep from playing with a man, or men, who had to earn their living. Happily, this is almost a thing of the past. Second, as the old rule did not pro hibit freshmen from playing upon a university team, professional “ringers” were constantly carrying their professionalism into the col leges. It was no unusual thing then to see professional men on the football or baseball squads, or even very occasionally on the crews. Now, no freshman can be on any team, and I contend, in the name of common decency, that if a man goes to college, maintains a good standing in his studies for a year, he is a bona fide student, and should not be kept out of any con test. Why, in the name of common sense, if a man is a .good student and poor, should he not be allowed and encouraged to join in summer sports for pay, if he can do better that way than work at ditch-dig ging, farming, or engineering? You might as well rule him out of the games because he works on a farm for pay and to increase his strength. Let’s throw down these artificial bars and be honest. L. F. Henderson, Cornell, ’74. CAMPUS ♦ ♦ ALENDAR Y. M. C. A. cabinet will meet at 4 o’clock today in the Y hut. Theta Sigma Phi, women’s na tional journalism honorary, will have an important meeting in the editing room at the Journalism building at 5 p. m. today. Thespians will meet today at 7:45 at Gerlinger hall. Congress club will have its weekly meeting over the College Side Inn tonight at 7:30. No exchange lectures will be given in the women's houses at noon Wednesday. Daly club meets today in front of Condon hall at 12:30 sharp for Oregana picture. All members must be there. Ganuna Alpha Chi will meet in front of Condon hall at 12:40 to day for Oregana picture. Y. W. C. A. Cabinet meets to night at >7:30. All Y. W. C. A. office girls are invited to a tea at 5 today at the bungalow. Frosh Commission cabinet will meet at 5 today at the Y. W. C. A. Executive Council of Phi Theta Upsilon will meet Thursday noon at the Anchorage. Very impor tant that all council members be present; if unable, please be ex cused by the president. You needn’t tell me 1 ' ' 'r <jt> ^ -r — I know Camel is 4. the fresh cigarette!" ESHNESS that’s the thing! Camels are never parched or toasted Have you noticed the new trend in cigarettes? — freshness is the popular thing. 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