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A Greater Welcome
INTENTION the words “welcoming rally” and you usually sug
-L gest to the majority of students a football team returning
victorious from a big game. But for once the words mean some
thing different as a student committee plans a celebration for
Friday, January 8, to outdo that tendered Oregon’s football team
as it came home from New York City.
On that day of the first week of winter term, Roger Pfaff,
Robert Miller, and David Wilson—Oregon's Pacific Basin good
will ambassadors—will return home. 'Conquerors of speakers in
foreign lands, excellent representatives of American youth, the
men have brought international fame to the University of Ore
gon, the state, and the nation. As a small reward for their
triumphs, the campus must turn out en masse to welcome the
men home.
Students in charge of the welcome have a hard job ahead
unless the campus gets behind the welcoming celebration from
the start. It is easy to get enthusiasm at a high pitch to wel
come a football team that has won a great intersectional game.
But great as was the gridiron victory against N. Y. U. in bring
ing national fame to Oregon, how much greater is the triumph
of Oregon's good-will ambassadors who have brought world-wide
acclaim to the University.
The campus must surpass the New York welcoming celebra
tion with its demonstration January 8.
Work, a Crutch for Limping Grades
TT probably does not require an editorial and a front-page story
to make the student body "exam-conscious,” for the weeks
between Thanksgiving and Christmas are notoriously short.
The realization that final exam week is only a fortnight off
descended suddenly upon students returning from Thanksgiving
vacation. Thought of the next two weeks in which, for many,
a term’s work must be done, has been postponed and postponed,
but the "fatal day" of ill fame is fast approaching none the
less.
Although it is probably too late now to bemoan the wasted
hours which should have been employed either in classes or in
the library, most professors agree that with good stiff work
the next two weeks many limping grades may be helped over
the stile which separates “D's” from flunks into the sunny land
of passing marks.
Mr. Average Man Thinks
LETS HAVE LOTS OF STU
DENT BODY DANCES. They are
a worth while form of democratic
social training besides getting
away from the bugaboo of formal
ity. It’s a good place to crash into
acquaintance with that good look
ing girl you’ve ALMOST got ac
quainted with in class.
Thomas Mooney, Hie martyr of
modern socialism, is being aided in
an attempt to get out of San Quen
tin prison by the notorious head of
the world’s most corrupt city gov
ernment. Walker is apparently
trying to get some free sob stuff
publicity. Mooney knows it and
Says that he will not accept a pa
role procured by Jimmy or any
one else.
An unconditional opardon is-the
only thing for Mooney. Maybe
Mayor Walker will get it. maybe
he won’t. One thing certain
Walker will try to emerge from
the case with a halo, whether
Mooney is better or worse off.
» * •
Two parts of today's review of
the football situation. The first is
old Dr. Average Man’s prognosti
cation on Oregon’s next football
team. Ail the northwest sport. -
writers are boOoting Oregon for the
coast championship uiul a leg on
the national next season. It' 1
don’t miss my guess Oregon and
every other team in the country
will do a lot of expense cutting
next year in order to meet the
growing demand for honesty in in
tercollegiate athletics. Beware ye
coaches and almost professional
teams. Football is just a game.
Just a brief comment on the
Oregon State-Utah game Satur
day. The cause is just but does
Oregon State need $2oOO expense
money as published ? Aar o n
Frank, Portland’s football enthu
siast. says that only a few hundred
of the thousands of tickets avail
able have been sold. If those in
charge don’t look out the expense
will swallow up the gate receipts
and another charity fiasco will
have come to pass.
* » *
The Yeomen, campus independ
ent organization, captured its third
successive intramural title yester
day on the basketball court. All
hail to the men who are independ
ent. doing their own thinking, some
of them working their way through
sehool. Team-work, that quality
one would naturally expect in a
closely knit social group, was the
deciding factor in yesterday',
game.
LEMON
PALOOKA
I
WELL! THIS IS A FINE TIME
OF DAY FOR YOU TO COME
LIMPING IN HERE. OH, DON’T
BOTHER TO EXPLAIN.
It's getfin’ around that Gawge
Godfrey gets all het up and Hunks
the boys right and left when they
call him “Prof."
Which lays you wide open to this
one. We noticed it in the calendar
yestldday, and it went sumpin’ like
this:
Omega Della Pi . . . Gerlinger
hall . . . All students interested in
education are invited.
* * *
IF WE’RE any judge of
OUR CAMPUS, OH, WELL, YOU
KNOW WHAT WE WERE GOING
TO SAY—.
* * *
Today’s justification for homi
cide.
Ah, wotta gal
Is Anna Cobh,
She never swipes
The gear shift knob.
* * *
With the boys in the back room
. . . This new Colonial ticket game
looks good . . . for a few free
shows . . . the racket already thunk
up by the Kappa Sign is to chip
in and buy two decks of cards,
then disguise half the house as gals
. . . Mary Lou Dodds is sportin’ an
injured schnozzle . . . the result
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LOST in gym, book by Williams on
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Please return to Dr. John R. Mez.
MISCELLANEOUS
HARRIET UNDERWOOD
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Upstairs over Underwood &
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SHOES REPAIRED The finest
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stitched, no nails. Campus Shoe
Repair, 13th between Alder and
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CLOSING oifl priced men'.-, fur-'
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The Hub, did Willamette street.
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of a pillow fight by authentic con
fession . . . “Wottaman” Simpson,
football’s bad name ... a profes
sorial bald head tripping gaily
down the campus . . . wonder if
he uses anti-freeze . . . had more
fun watching a pair of crutches
and a frosh lid go across a muddy
lot . . . we got humor, ya know
. . . Johnnie Gross, tucking the
bottom of his polo coat into his
shoes . . . the little tab on the door
into the Ad building that reads
"Pull.”
Lessons in Emeraldanto
Lesson II
“Genna Date”
“Heya mug. Ya gunna use tha
fone anight?”
"Wayminnit, cantcha.”
"Aw, nerts.”
Lapse of five minutes.
"Awri, Dorthy, aeeatamorro.
Slong.”
“Saboutime youwas gennoutta
there.”
“Aw, quiteha crabbin. Yagottit
now.”
“Gimme two nine hunnert.”
"Della-Della-Della.”
“I herja the firstime.”
“Thasold. Whooyawant?”
“Iwannaspeakta Alice.”
"Jussaminnit. HEY, ALICE, YA
WANNAD ONNA FONE!”
“Hello.”
“Hya, Alice?”
“Yeah. Whoozis.”
“Thissis Ed.”
“Oh, harya, Ed.”
“Mokeh. Harr you?”
“Mokeh.”
“Wutcha doon tanite.”
“Notta thing, Igess. Why.”
“Wanna gotashow?”
“Yeah. Ware lie meetcha? Cum
nupt the house?”
"I'll beyup in fiminutes. Okeh?”
“Okeh, bickbwah, bseenya.”
"Slong, bseenya.”
And little Annie polishes us off
with the remark that she just read
a book on bridge by San Luis Rey.
With no-host dinners preceding
the Christmas College ball, rumor
has it that Ed Schweiker has pur
chased several wine-bricks in hon
or of the foreign student.
The Safety Valve
An Outlet for Campus Steam
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Emerald, and should not exceed 200
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LET’S BE HONEST
To the Editor:
I have just read with interest
your football article in the Emer
ald of Dec. 1, entitled “Modern
Football; an Amateur Game,” by
Dean Gauss of Princeton. From a
good many years’ experience in
American colleges, I agree with
him in toto. I doubt whether there
is a college in the United States,
maintaining a good team, which
does not, in one way or another,
practice professionalism in the se
lection of its players. This being
commonly conceded, why not prac
tice common honesty and put an
end to it? And this, to my mind
could be done at once if the col
leges would change the rule of pro
fessionalism to the rule of com
mon sense.
This rule had its origin from two
causes. First, a snobbery amongst
many of the colleges to keep from
playing with a man, or men, who
had to earn their living. Happily,
this is almost a thing of the past.
Second, as the old rule did not pro
hibit freshmen from playing upon
a university team, professional
“ringers” were constantly carrying
their professionalism into the col
leges. It was no unusual thing
then to see professional men on
the football or baseball squads, or
even very occasionally on the
crews. Now, no freshman can be
on any team, and I contend, in the
name of common decency, that if
a man goes to college, maintains a
good standing in his studies for a
year, he is a bona fide student, and
should not be kept out of any con
test.
Why, in the name of common
sense, if a man is a .good student
and poor, should he not be allowed
and encouraged to join in summer
sports for pay, if he can do better
that way than work at ditch-dig
ging, farming, or engineering? You
might as well rule him out of the
games because he works on a farm
for pay and to increase his
strength. Let’s throw down these
artificial bars and be honest.
L. F. Henderson,
Cornell, ’74.
CAMPUS ♦ ♦
ALENDAR
Y. M. C. A. cabinet will meet
at 4 o’clock today in the Y hut.
Theta Sigma Phi, women’s na
tional journalism honorary, will
have an important meeting in the
editing room at the Journalism
building at 5 p. m. today.
Thespians will meet today at
7:45 at Gerlinger hall.
Congress club will have its
weekly meeting over the College
Side Inn tonight at 7:30.
No exchange lectures will be
given in the women's houses at
noon Wednesday.
Daly club meets today in front
of Condon hall at 12:30 sharp for
Oregana picture. All members
must be there.
Ganuna Alpha Chi will meet in
front of Condon hall at 12:40 to
day for Oregana picture.
Y. W. C. A. Cabinet meets to
night at >7:30.
All Y. W. C. A. office girls are
invited to a tea at 5 today at the
bungalow.
Frosh Commission cabinet will
meet at 5 today at the Y. W. C. A.
Executive Council of Phi Theta
Upsilon will meet Thursday noon
at the Anchorage. Very impor
tant that all council members be
present; if unable, please be ex
cused by the president.
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