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About Oregon daily emerald. (Eugene, Or.) 1920-2012 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 13, 1924)
The Student MIRROR Good morning. It is with the greatest of pleasure that one sees one’s self in the mirror upon get ting up. * • *■ The aim of this little column is solely for your perusal. You may like it and you may not. Whatever decision you pass on it, remember that all actions of mankind are re flected, arid someone sees them. The library reserve room is a place where one text book defies the student body. • « • Jurgan was a monstrous clever fellow, says Cabell, the author. How many Jurgans have you in your house? • • • Here’s a Ben Hecht. It rains. More rain. A thinly clad woman stands under a faded parasol. In her arms she carries a package. Rain heavy and wet beats through her once fashionable parasol. Her face is heavily powdered. It was powdered. Now it is only white patches of powder. She shivers. A man comes out of the building. He looks around him. * He sees tho girl. Up goes his collar to keep the rain out. “For the love of Mike,” exclaims the man, “I couldn’t get that book in the library, twenty are ahead of me. Lot’s go to the College Side Inn.” “Let’s,” agrees tho Alpha girl. The rain swallows their figures. It rains harder. • * # A criticism of “The Bow Boy” by Van Vechten is at hand. It is a good criticism considering that it is impressionistic. Briefly the story is one of a boy who is put in tho hands of a worldly man to teach him the ways of the world. Tho boy Bees life and shrinks from it. Strange boy. Any freshman will tell of his conquests, and will not shrink. The grades of the profs come slowly and come exceedingly small. She looked at him with her big, soft, brown eyes and he looked back with his. But nothing could ever come of it for he was a simple country lad and she was a jersey cow. Never repeat that sentiment to your davenport partner because she might take it to heart. It never pays to get too serious here in col lege any way. The mortality rate on grand mothers will be torribly high this term. The formal season is upon us. A sophomore at his first formal.— Walks in (no other way to get in), dances nervously about. Wonders if Jim’s Tux coat fits without too much of the sack effect. Wishes A1 was not so Jong in the legs—con templates turning trousers up at bottom. Drops handkerchief; won ders if he can recover same with out having collar fall over head and cuffs slip down. Decides not to try.—Did this ever happen to you! We note with interest the great building activity on the campus, Not half as much interest as some one is going to have to pay how ever. The saddest words of tongue 01 pen; are these— I've got to take that course again. * • • In the rain a young man’s fancj often turns to the fireplace. When you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning what do you see? Your reflection. If it is young and fair now, what will it be ten years from now? • • • A certain professor tells ole] jokes in an old way, and he gets the laughs. The reason is that donkeys always bray when nothing happens. • • • Be in at ten-thirty tonight. Re member tho other fellow. R. E. C. Are Super-Intellectuala Superior? Is Asked (Continued from page 1) come mentally apart, socially super ior and spiritually floating. It is best to speak (but never act) des dainful of conventions. You must bo out of all possible sympathy with the tendencies of the masses. Remember constantly that tradi tions are old-fashioned and mean ingless. It will bo considered a very good recommendation if you can explain the hopelessness of the past demon strations. Bear in mind that the sensual acts of tho masses are vulgar and unrefined, that the mob rule of rallies and the enthusiasm "classified ads^ Mkiimum charge, 1 time, 26c; 2 times, 45c; 3 times, 60c; 1 week, $1.20, Must be limited to 6 lines : over this limit 6c per line. Phone 961, or leave copy with Ilusiness office of Emerald, in University Press. Office hours, 1 to 4 p. m. PAYABLE IN ADVANCE ONLY O FOR SALE—Overcoat, size 38, $6. Electric Cleaners, 856 Olive. .... J 12-13 ROOM FOR RENT—Good front room for two men students. 827 lltli Ave. E. Phone 1144-J. 12-13 FOR RENT — Furnished apart ments for students; over Campa Shoppe. Inquiro Campa Shoppe. J-6 tf. LOST—Gold Conklin pencil with initials II. A. J., between Villard hall and Patterson St. Reward. Leave at Emerald office. J-12-15 Sight and Pleasure In the same manner that bad vision affects our working capacity, it also lessens our skill at games, and therefore our enjoyment of recreation may be considerably cur tailed. Resides, this poor vision means that we only see a frac tion of the beauty of nature around us—and many such pleasures of life will be missed completely. ‘Qi. Sermon Wffloody OPTOMETRIST EYESIGHT SPECIALIST. • 81 WILLAMETTE ST EUCENE. EYESIGHT SPECIALIST it isrit necessary : to buy New Shoes l^pur old ones can . be Rebuilt by GOODYEAR SYSTEM . Jim the Shoe Doctor 986 Willamette Street Phone 867 Hot Dogs vs. Tuna Fish The war between sexes continues even to the struggle over a “hot dawg” stand. College women are vieing with the men in the pat ronage and consumption of that | palatable culinary achievement. “Just about as many college wo men as men stop each day for hot dogs,”'"the proprietor of a stand on Willamette informed us. One sees several girls (the col lege woman believes firmly in the protection of numbers), nonchal antly saunter up and order. They lean their elbows on the blue glass counter, exchange comments, and watch with the eyes of a con noisseur the wieners sizzle. The bun is spit evenly and in this compartment three halves of wieners are slid. Mustard? O, yes, th0 process of garnishing is superintended and directed to suit the fickle palate of each maiden. They seize the delectable concoc tion and masticate with manifest enjoyment. Pedestrians who glanee curiously disturb not their poise. Sometimes a pleasant witticism is tossed to the proprietor as one de bonairly rolls the coins for pay ment toward the adept “hot-dog chef.” One could not convince the hot dog proprietor that women are los ing their freedom—that is a hang over from the war. Experts and psycho analytic ranks may rave on about women gradually returning to their powerful feminine weapon —dependency, but the fact remains that the more dangerous of the species is asserting her wishes and getting what she wants without qualms of conscience at the thought of Dame Grundy. “I guess they are not as timid as we think they are. I’ll bet they average a dozen or a dozen and a half daily. Along late in the after noon and after the first shows they come by, and stop—about half take their’s then, and the other half stay here and eat them.” Now that the lowly hot-dog has been taken under the tutelage of the feminine, it’s social status is achieved. It may appear as the crowning artistic effort of any meal. — for the emotional phazes of tradi tions all go to make up a meaning less, worthless collection of vile re action that simply must never be indulged in. You must know too, that there is no contentment, no happiness, no pleasure, and no corn plasters for the intellectual. Life’s problems and troubles must be borne as a heavy, but necessary load upon drooping shoulders—there is no re lief for the enlightened. If anyone argue with you simply insist that they define their terms, they will fail in this and you will be saved. Above all things do not keep your superiority to yourself; be earnest in your efforts to talk to people and in so doing be sure that you uBe long words, impress them with their own problems and IT’S SNAPPY PRETTY— DIFFERENT— 1 WITTY 1924 OREGANA with the eternal impossibility of solution. Cast everything aside as hopeless and then talk about it con stantly—then some day maybe you too can gather with the group and worry about other people’s com plexes. Quality { F/RST QUALITY Quality first, last and always is our motto. A trial will prove it. .NNwvxmas' Butter-Krustl If BREAD r'gformif'u E. L. Zimmerman, M. D., Surgeon C. W. Robbins, M. D., Director Western Clinical Laboratories L. S. Kent, M. D., Women and Children 304 M. & W. Bldg. Phone 619 H. Y. SPENCE, M. D. Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat M. & W. Bldg. Phone 228 DR. WRIGHT B. LEE Dentistry 404 M. & C. Building Phone 42 Eugene, Ore. DR. B. F. SCAIEFE Physician and Surgeon 203 I. 0. 0. F. Bldg. Eugene, Ore. Office 70-J; Residence 70 1— F. M. DAY, M. D. Surgeon 119 East 9th Ave. DR. M. L. IIANDSHITH Foot Specialist Chiropodist i Corns, callouses removed with out pain. No needles or acids used. Just scientifically re moved without pain. Bunions, fallen arches, all other foot ailments positively cured. Ground floor. el 8 Willamette St. Phone 303 OLIVE C. WALLER Osteopathic Physician ORVILLE WALLER Plivsieian and Surgeon M. & W. Bldg. Phone 175 It Pays to Advertise in the Professional Directory DR. W. E. MOXLEY Dentist Castle Theatre Bldg. Phone 73 Eugene, Oregon DR. L. E. GEORGE Dentist First National Bank Bldg., Boom 7 Phone 1186 Eugene, Ore. W. E. BUCHANAN Dentist Office Phone 390, Res. 1403-L Suite 211, I. O. O. F. Temple Eugene, Ore. DR. L. L. BAKER Eugene, Ore. Demonstrators diploma Northwestern University Dental School, Chicago. Gold inlay and bridge work a specialty. DR. IRVIN R. FOX Physician and Surgeon Phones: Office 627, Res. 1507 310 M. & W. Bldg., Eugene, Ore. J. F. TITUS, M. D. Homeopathic Physician and Surgeon Office, Brown Bldg., 119 9th Ave. E. Phone 629 Residence, Osburn Hotel, Phone 891 Phone 629 DR. LORAN BOGAN Practice limited to extraction Dental Radiography Diagnosis Oral Surgery 93S Willamette Phone 302 DR. A. -T. ATWATER Dentist M. & W, Bldg. Phone 627 DR. M. M. BULL Reasonable Prices for Good Dentistry M. * W. Bldg. Phono 627 ENGAGEMENT OE COUPLE IS ANNOUNCED The engagement of Margaret Fitzsimmons, ’26, and Robert Haw- j kins, ’24, was announced at the Delta Delta Delta and Phi Gamma Delta houses during the dinner hour yesterday evening. Individual pastries, bearing a candle in honor j of Miss Fitzsimmons birthday, were served, and between the layers were tiny envelopes containing cupids carrying the names. A mes senger ‘arrived from the Fiji house with corsages for each girl present, and a large box of candy. Shortly after dinner, the Fijis arrived in honor of the event. 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After months of negotia tions, the Rex has secur ed “If Winter Comes” for a limited showing, starting Monday And—by special arrange ment with the producers, it will be shown at REGULAR PRICES Matinee ..20c Night .30c Children .10c The ideal cast in headed by Percy Marmont as “Mark Sabre,” Ann For rest as “Nona,” Margar et Fielding as “Mable.” • * * Also Playing “NEWS REEL” # * * “Fun from the Press” A REX SPECIALTY ROSNER Invites You to An “INTERNATIONAL TABLE D’HOTE” A Musical Menu Served at 8:50 P. M. An Agologue on the Wurlizter RAINIER COAL CO. for High Grade Coal and Briquets 15 East 7th Avenue Phone 412 Your Spine may have a vertaberal lesion as shown, which may be the cause of your ailments. < The Chiropractor corrects these suhluxations— lib erates the nerve impulses —Health returns. DR. GEO. A. SIMON 916 Willamette Street A Satisfactory Answer— to the Sunday Supper question is assured if you choose the Rainbow. An appetizing salad, a sizzling juicy steak, desserts from our fountain or a special pas try will prove the wisdom of your decision. The Rainbow HERM BURGOYNE, Proprietor i
