The
Student
MIRROR
Good morning. It is with the
greatest of pleasure that one sees
one’s self in the mirror upon get
ting up.
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The aim of this little column is
solely for your perusal. You may
like it and you may not. Whatever
decision you pass on it, remember
that all actions of mankind are re
flected, arid someone sees them.
The library reserve room is a
place where one text book defies the
student body.
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Jurgan was a monstrous clever
fellow, says Cabell, the author. How
many Jurgans have you in your
house?
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Here’s a Ben Hecht. It rains.
More rain. A thinly clad woman
stands under a faded parasol. In
her arms she carries a package.
Rain heavy and wet beats through
her once fashionable parasol. Her
face is heavily powdered. It was
powdered. Now it is only white
patches of powder. She shivers. A
man comes out of the building. He
looks around him. * He sees tho
girl. Up goes his collar to keep the
rain out. “For the love of Mike,”
exclaims the man, “I couldn’t get
that book in the library, twenty
are ahead of me. Lot’s go to the
College Side Inn.”
“Let’s,” agrees tho Alpha girl.
The rain swallows their figures. It
rains harder.
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A criticism of “The Bow Boy” by
Van Vechten is at hand. It is a
good criticism considering that it
is impressionistic. Briefly the story
is one of a boy who is put in tho
hands of a worldly man to teach him
the ways of the world. Tho boy
Bees life and shrinks from it.
Strange boy. Any freshman will
tell of his conquests, and will not
shrink.
The grades of the profs come
slowly and come exceedingly small.
She looked at him with her big,
soft, brown eyes and he looked
back with his. But nothing could
ever come of it for he was a simple
country lad and she was a jersey
cow.
Never repeat that sentiment to
your davenport partner because she
might take it to heart. It never
pays to get too serious here in col
lege any way.
The mortality rate on grand
mothers will be torribly high this
term. The formal season is upon
us.
A sophomore at his first formal.—
Walks in (no other way to get in),
dances nervously about. Wonders
if Jim’s Tux coat fits without too
much of the sack effect. Wishes A1
was not so Jong in the legs—con
templates turning trousers up at
bottom. Drops handkerchief; won
ders if he can recover same with
out having collar fall over head
and cuffs slip down. Decides not
to try.—Did this ever happen to
you!
We note with interest the great
building activity on the campus,
Not half as much interest as some
one is going to have to pay how
ever.
The saddest words of tongue 01
pen; are these—
I've got to take that course
again.
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In the rain a young man’s fancj
often turns to the fireplace.
When you look at yourself in the
mirror in the morning what do you
see? Your reflection. If it is young
and fair now, what will it be ten
years from now?
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A certain professor tells ole]
jokes in an old way, and he gets
the laughs. The reason is that
donkeys always bray when nothing
happens.
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Be in at ten-thirty tonight. Re
member tho other fellow.
R. E. C.
Are Super-Intellectuala
Superior? Is Asked
(Continued from page 1)
come mentally apart, socially super
ior and spiritually floating. It is
best to speak (but never act) des
dainful of conventions. You must
bo out of all possible sympathy
with the tendencies of the masses.
Remember constantly that tradi
tions are old-fashioned and mean
ingless.
It will bo considered a very good
recommendation if you can explain
the hopelessness of the past demon
strations. Bear in mind that the
sensual acts of tho masses are
vulgar and unrefined, that the mob
rule of rallies and the enthusiasm
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and Pleasure
In the same manner that bad vision affects our working
capacity, it also lessens our skill at games, and therefore
our enjoyment of recreation may be considerably cur
tailed.
Resides, this poor vision means that we only see a frac
tion of the beauty of nature around us—and many such
pleasures of life will be missed completely.
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Hot Dogs vs. Tuna Fish
The war between sexes continues
even to the struggle over a “hot
dawg” stand. College women are
vieing with the men in the pat
ronage and consumption of that
| palatable culinary achievement.
“Just about as many college wo
men as men stop each day for hot
dogs,”'"the proprietor of a stand on
Willamette informed us.
One sees several girls (the col
lege woman believes firmly in the
protection of numbers), nonchal
antly saunter up and order. They
lean their elbows on the blue glass
counter, exchange comments, and
watch with the eyes of a con
noisseur the wieners sizzle. The
bun is spit evenly and in this
compartment three halves of
wieners are slid. Mustard? O,
yes, th0 process of garnishing is
superintended and directed to suit
the fickle palate of each maiden.
They seize the delectable concoc
tion and masticate with manifest
enjoyment. Pedestrians who glanee
curiously disturb not their poise.
Sometimes a pleasant witticism is
tossed to the proprietor as one de
bonairly rolls the coins for pay
ment toward the adept “hot-dog
chef.”
One could not convince the hot
dog proprietor that women are los
ing their freedom—that is a hang
over from the war. Experts and
psycho analytic ranks may rave on
about women gradually returning
to their powerful feminine weapon
—dependency, but the fact remains
that the more dangerous of the
species is asserting her wishes and
getting what she wants without
qualms of conscience at the thought
of Dame Grundy.
“I guess they are not as timid
as we think they are. I’ll bet they
average a dozen or a dozen and a
half daily. Along late in the after
noon and after the first shows they
come by, and stop—about half take
their’s then, and the other half stay
here and eat them.”
Now that the lowly hot-dog has
been taken under the tutelage of
the feminine, it’s social status is
achieved. It may appear as the
crowning artistic effort of any meal.
—
for the emotional phazes of tradi
tions all go to make up a meaning
less, worthless collection of vile re
action that simply must never be
indulged in.
You must know too, that there
is no contentment, no happiness, no
pleasure, and no corn plasters for
the intellectual. Life’s problems
and troubles must be borne as a
heavy, but necessary load upon
drooping shoulders—there is no re
lief for the enlightened. If anyone
argue with you simply insist that
they define their terms, they will
fail in this and you will be saved.
Above all things do not keep
your superiority to yourself; be
earnest in your efforts to talk to
people and in so doing be sure
that you uBe long words, impress
them with their own problems and
IT’S SNAPPY
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with the eternal impossibility of
solution. Cast everything aside as
hopeless and then talk about it con
stantly—then some day maybe you
too can gather with the group and
worry about other people’s com
plexes.
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E. L. Zimmerman, M. D., Surgeon
C. W. Robbins, M. D., Director
Western Clinical Laboratories
L. S. Kent, M. D., Women and
Children
304 M. & W. Bldg. Phone 619
H. Y. SPENCE, M. D.
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat
M. & W. Bldg. Phone 228
DR. WRIGHT B. LEE
Dentistry
404 M. & C. Building
Phone 42 Eugene, Ore.
DR. B. F. SCAIEFE
Physician and Surgeon
203 I. 0. 0. F. Bldg.
Eugene, Ore.
Office 70-J; Residence 70
1—
F. M. DAY, M. D.
Surgeon
119 East 9th Ave.
DR. M. L. IIANDSHITH
Foot Specialist
Chiropodist
i Corns, callouses removed with
out pain. No needles or acids
used. Just scientifically re
moved without pain. Bunions,
fallen arches, all other foot
ailments positively cured.
Ground floor.
el 8 Willamette St. Phone 303
OLIVE C. WALLER
Osteopathic Physician
ORVILLE WALLER
Plivsieian and Surgeon
M. & W. Bldg. Phone 175
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in the
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DR. W. E. MOXLEY
Dentist
Castle Theatre Bldg.
Phone 73 Eugene, Oregon
DR. L. E. GEORGE
Dentist
First National Bank Bldg., Boom 7
Phone 1186 Eugene, Ore.
W. E. BUCHANAN
Dentist
Office Phone 390, Res. 1403-L
Suite 211, I. O. O. F. Temple
Eugene, Ore.
DR. L. L. BAKER
Eugene, Ore.
Demonstrators diploma Northwestern
University Dental School, Chicago.
Gold inlay and bridge work a
specialty.
DR. IRVIN R. FOX
Physician and Surgeon
Phones: Office 627, Res. 1507
310 M. & W. Bldg., Eugene, Ore.
J. F. TITUS, M. D.
Homeopathic Physician and Surgeon
Office, Brown Bldg., 119 9th Ave. E.
Phone 629
Residence, Osburn Hotel, Phone 891
Phone 629
DR. LORAN BOGAN
Practice limited to extraction
Dental Radiography
Diagnosis Oral Surgery
93S Willamette Phone 302
DR. A. -T. ATWATER
Dentist
M. & W, Bldg. Phone 627
DR. M. M. BULL
Reasonable Prices for Good
Dentistry
M. * W. Bldg.
Phono 627
ENGAGEMENT OE COUPLE
IS ANNOUNCED
The engagement of Margaret
Fitzsimmons, ’26, and Robert Haw- j
kins, ’24, was announced at the
Delta Delta Delta and Phi Gamma
Delta houses during the dinner
hour yesterday evening. Individual
pastries, bearing a candle in honor j
of Miss Fitzsimmons birthday, were
served, and between the layers
were tiny envelopes containing
cupids carrying the names. A mes
senger ‘arrived from the Fiji house
with corsages for each girl present,
and a large box of candy. Shortly
after dinner, the Fijis arrived in
honor of the event.
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IMightier Than the Book!
AT LA ST/for two years
youVe waited for this supreme
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3he WILLIAM FOX
screen version of
’ Starting
Monday
—for a Limited Showing
To Rex Patrons:
Not since the advent of
the first feature picture,
has there been such na
tion-wide anticipation of
a motion picture as has
been accorded the screen
version of A. S. M. Hutch
inson's
“If Winter Comes”
Nor has a picture that
has enthralled the soul of
two continents; that has
reaped the praise of press
public and pulpit; that
has a theme so powerful
it has stirred the hearts
of the multitudes; before
been produced.
After months of negotia
tions, the Rex has secur
ed “If Winter Comes”
for a limited showing,
starting Monday
And—by special arrange
ment with the producers,
it will be shown at
REGULAR PRICES
Matinee ..20c
Night .30c
Children .10c
The ideal cast in headed
by Percy Marmont as
“Mark Sabre,” Ann For
rest as “Nona,” Margar
et Fielding as “Mable.”
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Also Playing
“NEWS REEL”
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“Fun from the Press”
A REX SPECIALTY
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A Musical Menu
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Your Spine
may have a vertaberal
lesion as shown, which
may be the cause of your
ailments.
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these suhluxations— lib
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—Health returns.
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916 Willamette Street
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