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About Oregon emerald. (Eugene, Or.) 1909-1920 | View Entire Issue (April 21, 1912)
Eller Spieler Pillbox Gives Advice on All Subjects from I>ove to Poison Oak. Q. Having suffered for some time with an attack of poison oak, I have been physically and facially unable to call forth even a faint smile at Professor Barker’s mirth provokers. I fear the hook. What shall I do to avert this calamity?—L. A. Hol den. A. Your position is indeed a sad one. We can suggest a remedy for the “oak.” However, in the other case you will simply have to face the music. I am afraid that you are be yond human aid.—Editor. * * * Q. Having received what is vul garly termed the “gaff hook” from several prominent co-eds, I am ap pealing to you, dear editor, for ad vice. I am really a handsome boy, and besides, you know, I am prom inent in student affairs, being none the less than student manager of the boy’s ball team, and also cheer leader. —Constant Reader. A. Personal appearance is first re quisite with the fair ones. However, in your case we will have to use other means. Purchase a Carson’s Guide to good conversation, and try to be come a vocal sprinter.—Editor. Q. Being a stranger in the city, I would like to be directed to a hos pital.—X. Y. Z. A. Go tell Sap Latourette or Jim my Roberts who you are, and you will find one. * * * Q. Can you advise me how to properly heat and ventilate a base ment room? Several of the male members of my classes seem to be overcome with an irresistible desire for sleep.—F. L. Barker. A. Are you sure that the fault lies in the heating and ventilation? Suggest that they sleep at night. POSTMASTER BAWLS UP QUEENER’S CAMPAIGN Through a fortuitous juxtaposition of circumstances, the Eugene postal service has succeeded in permanently queering Jack Shattuck with the Gamma Phis. A delicately scented, lavender tinted envelope, addressed to “Dusty,” was the weapon used by the local postoffice. The letter was unfortunately placed in the Gamma Phi box and was discovered at 806 Alder yester day by Mr. Shattuck in one of his perennial calls. The recipient was so unmindful of satisfying the natural curiosity of the Gamma Phis, as to refuse to read the missive aloud. He retired instead to the neutral ground of the waiting station across the street, where he perused his tender apistle in quiet. Sincerity Clothes for Men For Easter we have an unique g athering and stricking display of ex clusive models, all made from sturdy all wool fabrics in the new and clever COLLEGE STYLES We feature the new brown, special $15. Ax Billy Department Store The Sincerity Store Loin Howe, ’<)f>, is a teacher in Eu tfene. Broders Bros. Wholesale and Retail dealers in FRESH, CORNED ANI) SMOKED MEATS FRANK E. BLAIR WHOLESALE COMMISSION MERCHANT Eugene, Oregon EUGENE STEAM LAUNDRY Phone 123. West Ei^ht Street. $10 Suit House uttitters of Men a .d Boys Men’s All Wtxil Suits $10 to $25 Sixth ai d Willamette Expert Watch Repairing All Work Guaranteed Coppernoll Jewelry Co. The (iirl of the I’ingree Shoe We (Jive Ease Where Others Squeete WILCOX BROS. Royal Blue Store Across Front Hampton's Fleet ric Wiring Fixtures and Supplies Eugene Electric Co* W. H. Maker, Prop. 640 Willamette Phone 836 THE ROYAL Is always gl.*d to see the students OPEN DAY AND NIGHT It Mi IBS lids Golf and Tennis Supplies Eugene Gun Co. w w GOOD SHOES TOR LESS Men’s.$1.95 to $3.45 Ladies’ .99 to 2.95 (Bring this ad with you. It will give the Emerald another ad.) Wagoner-Shoes W 29 W. 8th W STUDENTS University of Oregon You will find W. G. SMITH & CO. the best place to Engrave your VISITING CARDS WEDDING CARDS COMMENCMENT CARDS EMBOSSED STATION ERY OF ALL KINDS Special disdount for visi i g cards when six or more order at one time. 3d Floor Washington Bldg,, PORTLAND, OREGON HAMPTON’S CASH STORE Sixth Street. MELVIN HANSEN Dealer in REAL ESTATE FIRE INSURANCE and LOANS 474 Willamette Street. KAY GUN CO. Auto Supplies Harley Davidson, Indian 5c Flying Merkel Motorcycles Rdcycle and Pierce Bicycles Fishing Tackle Electric Shoe Repairing Satisfaction Guaranteed Ed Cluer 619 Willamette W o man’s Exc h a n g e MRS. BELLE WAY Home Bakery 86 East Ninth. Phone 668-J. MRS. BREEDING TAILORED and TRIMMED HATS 25 East Ninth Street. RISSELL & BARKER 626 Willamette Street General Home Furnishers Phone 124 Eugene, Oregon DEAL & DAVIS 9 West Eighth St. Barber Shop College Ice Cream AND PUNCHES For Particular People. Phone 343 Eugene Ice & Storage Company PAUL HOPPE LADIES and GENTS TAILOR All work guaranteed. None but first class workmen employed. Our work is made right in Eugene. 19 E. Ninth St. Phone 138 Portland, Eugene & Eastern SCHEDULE Springfield cars leave Depot and Springfield on hour and half hour. Fairmount cars leave 6th St. on the quarter hours. College Crest cars leave 8th St. on the hour and half hours. First car leaves Depot at 6 A. M. Last car leaves Depot at 11:30 P. M. E K. CHAPMAN GROCER Good Goods, Honest Weight 5J E. 9th Street Phone 63 LET GEORGE DO IT SPRING SUITS Sop omore and Darpy SPRING HATS Ma.lory and Knox GEO. DILWORTH & CO. LEADING EAST SIDE CLOTHIER Main Store 392 E. Morrison St. Branch Store 519 Williams Ave* PORTLAND, OREGON Copyright 1912, Alfred Decker & Cohn \ OU really ought to see these suits which we are selling at $20 They in clude all the newest and most desirable fabrics — beautiful light blues with twilled stripes, dressy plum shades and tine tans. Their style and quality are probably best described when we say they are Swtrtij Hraui (Eluthrs McMorran & Washburne
