Eller Spieler Pillbox Gives Advice on
All Subjects from I>ove to
Poison Oak.
Q. Having suffered for some time
with an attack of poison oak, I have
been physically and facially unable
to call forth even a faint smile at
Professor Barker’s mirth provokers.
I fear the hook. What shall I do
to avert this calamity?—L. A. Hol
den.
A. Your position is indeed a sad
one. We can suggest a remedy for
the “oak.” However, in the other
case you will simply have to face the
music. I am afraid that you are be
yond human aid.—Editor.
* * *
Q. Having received what is vul
garly termed the “gaff hook” from
several prominent co-eds, I am ap
pealing to you, dear editor, for ad
vice. I am really a handsome boy,
and besides, you know, I am prom
inent in student affairs, being none
the less than student manager of the
boy’s ball team, and also cheer leader.
—Constant Reader.
A. Personal appearance is first re
quisite with the fair ones. However,
in your case we will have to use other
means. Purchase a Carson’s Guide
to good conversation, and try to be
come a vocal sprinter.—Editor.
Q. Being a stranger in the city, I
would like to be directed to a hos
pital.—X. Y. Z.
A. Go tell Sap Latourette or Jim
my Roberts who you are, and you will
find one.
* * *
Q. Can you advise me how to
properly heat and ventilate a base
ment room? Several of the male
members of my classes seem to be
overcome with an irresistible desire
for sleep.—F. L. Barker.
A. Are you sure that the fault
lies in the heating and ventilation?
Suggest that they sleep at night.
POSTMASTER BAWLS UP
QUEENER’S CAMPAIGN
Through a fortuitous juxtaposition
of circumstances, the Eugene postal
service has succeeded in permanently
queering Jack Shattuck with the
Gamma Phis. A delicately scented,
lavender tinted envelope, addressed
to “Dusty,” was the weapon used by
the local postoffice.
The letter was unfortunately
placed in the Gamma Phi box and
was discovered at 806 Alder yester
day by Mr. Shattuck in one of his
perennial calls. The recipient was so
unmindful of satisfying the natural
curiosity of the Gamma Phis, as to
refuse to read the missive aloud. He
retired instead to the neutral ground
of the waiting station across the
street, where he perused his tender
apistle in quiet.
Sincerity Clothes for Men
For Easter we have an unique g athering and stricking display of ex
clusive models, all made from sturdy all wool fabrics in the new and clever
COLLEGE STYLES
We feature the new brown, special $15.
Ax Billy Department Store
The Sincerity Store
Loin Howe, ’<)f>, is a teacher in Eu
tfene.
Broders Bros.
Wholesale and Retail dealers in
FRESH, CORNED ANI) SMOKED
MEATS
FRANK E. BLAIR
WHOLESALE COMMISSION
MERCHANT
Eugene,
Oregon
EUGENE
STEAM
LAUNDRY
Phone 123. West Ei^ht Street.
$10 Suit House
uttitters of Men a .d Boys
Men’s All Wtxil Suits
$10 to $25
Sixth ai d Willamette
Expert Watch Repairing
All Work Guaranteed
Coppernoll Jewelry Co.
The (iirl of the I’ingree Shoe
We (Jive Ease Where Others Squeete
WILCOX BROS.
Royal Blue Store
Across Front Hampton's
Fleet ric Wiring
Fixtures and Supplies
Eugene Electric Co*
W. H. Maker, Prop.
640 Willamette Phone 836
THE ROYAL
Is always gl.*d to
see the students
OPEN DAY AND NIGHT
It Mi IBS lids
Golf and Tennis Supplies
Eugene Gun Co.
w w
GOOD SHOES
TOR LESS
Men’s.$1.95 to $3.45
Ladies’ .99 to 2.95
(Bring this ad with you. It will
give the Emerald another ad.)
Wagoner-Shoes
W 29 W. 8th W
STUDENTS
University of Oregon
You will find
W. G. SMITH & CO.
the best place to Engrave your
VISITING CARDS
WEDDING CARDS
COMMENCMENT
CARDS
EMBOSSED STATION
ERY OF ALL KINDS
Special disdount for visi i g cards when
six or more order at one time.
3d Floor Washington Bldg,,
PORTLAND, OREGON
HAMPTON’S
CASH
STORE
Sixth Street.
MELVIN HANSEN
Dealer in
REAL ESTATE
FIRE INSURANCE
and
LOANS
474 Willamette Street.
KAY GUN CO.
Auto Supplies
Harley Davidson, Indian 5c
Flying Merkel Motorcycles
Rdcycle and Pierce
Bicycles
Fishing Tackle
Electric
Shoe Repairing
Satisfaction Guaranteed
Ed Cluer 619 Willamette
W o man’s Exc h a n g e
MRS. BELLE WAY
Home Bakery
86 East Ninth. Phone 668-J.
MRS. BREEDING
TAILORED and TRIMMED HATS
25 East Ninth Street.
RISSELL & BARKER
626 Willamette Street
General Home Furnishers
Phone 124
Eugene, Oregon
DEAL & DAVIS
9 West Eighth St.
Barber Shop
College Ice Cream
AND PUNCHES
For Particular People.
Phone 343
Eugene Ice & Storage Company
PAUL HOPPE
LADIES and GENTS TAILOR
All work guaranteed. None but
first class workmen employed. Our
work is made right in Eugene.
19 E. Ninth St. Phone 138
Portland,
Eugene &
Eastern
SCHEDULE
Springfield cars leave Depot and
Springfield on hour and half hour.
Fairmount cars leave 6th St. on the
quarter hours.
College Crest cars leave 8th St. on
the hour and half hours.
First car leaves Depot at 6 A. M.
Last car leaves Depot at 11:30 P. M.
E K. CHAPMAN
GROCER
Good Goods, Honest Weight
5J E. 9th Street
Phone 63
LET GEORGE DO IT
SPRING SUITS
Sop omore and Darpy
SPRING HATS
Ma.lory and Knox
GEO. DILWORTH & CO.
LEADING EAST SIDE CLOTHIER
Main Store
392 E. Morrison St.
Branch Store
519 Williams Ave*
PORTLAND, OREGON
Copyright 1912, Alfred Decker & Cohn
\ OU really ought to see these suits
which we are selling at $20 They in
clude all the newest and most desirable
fabrics — beautiful light blues with
twilled stripes, dressy plum shades and
tine tans. Their style and quality are
probably best described when we say
they are
Swtrtij Hraui (Eluthrs
McMorran & Washburne