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Thurs., Oct. 3, 1963-The News-Review, Roseburg, Ore. A-71 ABUIVAI By DICK TURNER Not DEAR ABBY: If people wonder where the teen-age morals have gone, all they have to do is look at what they have given us to go by. What are we supposed to think when !l the advertising reeks o sex, and mothers dress their daughters like little Lolitas? Who do you think are the "heroes" Friday & Saturday "3 STOOGES IN ORBIT" plus "THE HELLIONS' Richard Todd Ann Aubrey ' plus , Cartoon Tonight Alfred Hitchcock's "THE BIRDS" plus "NINE HOURS TO RAMA" Horst Buchholz - Jose Ferrer Valerie Georon Box Office Opens at 6:45 Show Starts at 7:00 mil TONIGHT "THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF THE BROTHERS GRIMM" In Color Laurence Harvey - Clare Bloom - Karl Boehm -Walter Sleiak - Oscar Homolka - Barbara Eden plus "THE SAVAGE GUNS" Richard Basehart Don Taylor Alex Nicol . Pac quita Rico Box office opens at 6:45 Show starts at 7:00 NOW! thru SUN! Gates Open 6:30 SHOWS START 7:00 t AMCMCAM INTERNATIONAL presents EDGAR ALLAN POE'S THE tot Jvnr .FXKECOIOIUPUU VISION' VINCENT PRICE DEBRA PAGET L0NCHANEY i COLORiVISTASCOPE faV jTjMjCOFFIM I A Fast Belle! By ABIGAIL VANBUREN around town now? I'll tell you Richard Burton, Christine Keeler and Mandy Rice-Davis. I assure you I am no prude, but I'm glad my parents equipped me with some decent morals. SEVENTEEN IN BELFAST, MAINE DEAR SEVENTEEN: And to your fin latter, may I add a hearty AMENI DEAR A3BY: What do you think of a man who has been mar ried four years, wears the wedding band 1 bought for him but who covers it up completely with an other ring? SUSPICIOUS WIFE DEAR SUSPICIOUS: I think he's probably covering up mora than a wedding ring. DEAR ABBY: A member of our fnmit., i u t u:. I inning juai value udiii Hum uia vacation with a hair piece. He has been bald as an eagle since he was about 30 and he went around like that for years, then all of a sudden, at the age 'of 55, he is sporting a full head of hair. It isn't even his color. Whon he did have hair it was sandy brown, but this wig is golden brown with red highlights in it. I don t have to tell you how ridiculous he looks. When we first saw hiin, we thought he was joking, or perhaps wear ing it on a dare, but he thinks it looks great. We love this guy and wouldn't hurt his feelings for the world, but how can we tell him that he looks terrible? HIS RELATIVES DEAR RELATIVES: If he want ed your opinion, he would have asked you. If you really "lova him, say nothing. DEAR ABBY: I am puzzled as to how a lady can presume to give advice on shaving. I will be 55 on my next birthday and have been shaving since I was IV. In the past 38 years I shaved once a day, and if I had to shave a second time I would need to call an anesthetist. I believe you are about as quali fied to give advice on shaving as was my youngest son when he was 17. When I asked him if he'd started to shave yet, he replied, "Gee, Dad, I've been shaving for two years now and I cut myself both times." Respectfully. J. L. L. CLOSED TONITE Friday-Saturday Opon 6:30-Showi ot 7:00 "FRANCIS JOINS THE WACS" plus Rock Hudson in "THIS EARTH IS MINE" thru SAT. only Open Tonito 7:00 Complete Show 7:15 Fri.-Sot. 7:00-9:15 --V "GREAT ESCAPE" (torn Sun. Thursday thru Saturday "THE UGLY AMERICAN" Marlon Brando plus "CATTLE KING" Gates Open 6:00 Show at 7:00 16 Cartoons 3 STOOGES JOE BESSER Regular Prices! ism liiiiii f9f The late Ely Culberlson had one of the most fertile minds in bridge. His writings did much to popular ize contract in its early days. One of his ideas that failed to gain ac- NORTH 1 afc None VK764 A K Q 8 6 3 AK4 WEST EAST . AQ10862 AAJI54 V85 VJJ 10 5 2 49 4 J 10 0 7 6 3.2 SOUTH (D) 4K73 V AQ109J J7 QB5 Sooth West North East 1 Pass 5 N.T. Pass 7 V Pass Pass Pass Opening lead J ceptancc during his life was the "grant, slam force." This bid was a jump to five no trump to ask partner to bid a grand slam if he held good enough trumps. In most cases giod enough trumps . would be a suit that in cluded two of the top three honors. This Culbcrtson bid has gained popularity lately and today is used by almost every expert. It does not come up often, but when it does it certainly makes grand slam bidding easy. South has a rockboltom mini mum bid, or the nearest thing to one. North doesn't really care much how weak or strong his part ner's opening is. All North wants to know is if South holds both the ace and queen of hearts. Tod Thursday, Oct. 3 Roseburg Rotary Club, Umpqua Hotel, noon Elks, Elks Lodjie, 8 p.m. IOOF, IOOF HaU on Jackson SI. 8 p.m. Roseburg Lions Club, Umpqua Hotel. 6-30 p.m. Civil Air Patrol, at the airport, 7:3(1 to 0:30 p.m. Women of Roseburg Country Club, at the clubhouse, 11:45 a.m., luncheon at noon followed by con tract bridge play. Driver's License Examiner. 837 SE Roberts, 8 a.m. to S p.m. North Douglas Rainbow Assem bly, 7:30 p.m. Roseburg Home Extension Unit, home of Barbara Holland, 329 NE Follctt, 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., dem onstration on frozen foods which will be prepared for luncheon. Ladies Auxiliary of Landmark Missionary Baptist Church, home of Mrs. Bernard Burdette, 2297 NE Vine St., 12:30 p.m. Riverside Home Extension Unit, 1 home of Mrs. Harry Coxcy, 634 : W. Finlay Ave., 10 a.m., demon stration on freezer foods which will be served for luncheon. Douglas County Inter Agency ' Council, courthouse, 9:30 a.m. D i ; I a r d - Winston Methodist ( hurch, WSCS Martha Circle, pot luck at the church, 12:30 p.m. Dean Perrine Chapter 9, Dis abled American Veterans, Veter ans Memorial Hall, 8 p.m. i Sutherlin Rebekah Lodge, IOOF ' Hall, 8 p.m. 1 Roseburg Chapter No. 8, Order of Eastern Star, Masonic Temple, 8 p.m. Garden Valley Womans Club, at the clubhouse, 1:30 p.m. Nickel Mt. Rock Club, home of i Bill Pilhofer on Canyonville road i to Riddle, 7 p.m., public invited. i I Friday, Oct. 4 Cub Scout Pack 136, Dillard School auditorium, 7:30 p.m. Lane House, 544 SE Douglas, open 1 to 5 p.m. Umpqua Radio Club, classes in code and theory, clubhouse on i China Wall on Klamath Ave., 7:30 p.m., for information call Don McLain, OK 3-4760. Sheriff's Posse, at the Fair ! grounds, 8 p.m. Potluck at 6:30 1 p.m. : Home Croup of Alcoholics An onvmous call OR 2-4059. 8 p.m. Umpqua Radio Club, at the clubhouse on Klamath Ave.. 7:30 a.m. ' Christ's Ambassadors of the I Winston Assembly of God Church, ! 7 n.m. Opan duplicate bridge club 12:30 n.m. at Umpqua Hotel, ror inior- i mation call Mrs. W. C. Callison, ! OR 2-1452. Driver's License Examiner, 87 SE Roberts, -8 a.m. to f p.m. Rummage Sale, by Methodist Church Women's Society of Chris tian Service, at old bottling works building in 300 block on W. Har vard Blvd., 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Yoncalla Saddle Club, City Hall, 8 p.m. Rummage Sale, by Green Com munity Church Women, Elks Tem ple, 2 to 9 p.m. Rummage Sale, by Rotary Anns DanmooreHotel 1217 S.W. Morrison St. Portland, Oregon Free Garage, New Location Vi block from hotel. Open to 10:00 P.M. Grand Slam Cue Now Is Revived (Written For NEA) By OSWALD JACOBY The grand slam force reveals this very simply. He wastes no time in shilly-shallying or getting unnecessary information. All he does is respond five no-trump. south is now in the. position of the Light Brigade. He is not to reason why, he had just to do or die. With the ace and queen of hearts he promptly bids the grand slam. He isn't too happy with the force until he sees the dummy. Then it is all over but drawing trumps and chalking up the score. Q The bidding has been: North Eut South West 1 Double Redou. 2 Pass Pass 4 Pass 5 Pass ?. You. South, hold: 4KJ7S VAQ854 4K3 32 What do you do? A Bid five hearts. Yon like slam possibilities, but Ton are lookinr riiht at two little elubs. TODAY'S QUESTION Instead of bidding five dia monds, your partner bids four no-trump over your four spades. You bid five diamonds to show one ace and he bids live no trump. What do you do? Answer Tomorrow Improve, your bridge gamal order your copy of "Win at Bridge With Oswald Jacoby." Just send your name, address, and SO cen.s to: Jacoby Bridge, News-Review, P. O. Box 1248, Roseburg, Oregon and a copy will be mailed to you. Or if you prefer, copies may be purchased at the News-Review office. CALENDAR OF EVENTS omorrow at Woman's Club on Mosher St., 8 a.m. Olalla Valley Club, Upper Olalla Community Building, potluck sup per, 7 p.m. Douglas Court, Order of Amar anth, Masonic Temple, 8 p.m., vis itors welcome. Veterans of World War I and Auxiliary, Douglas Barracks 176, Veterans Memorial Building, p.m. Riversdale Grange, Grange Hall, 8 p.m. Births Mercy . Hospital JENNINGS To Mr. and Mrs. Orvel Jennings, 933 NE Grand- view, Roseburg, Sept. 26, a daugh ter, Lorri Rence; weight 8 pounds 2V9 ounces. DAHNE To Mr. and Mrs. Robert Dahnc, 737 NE Alameda, Roseburg, Sept. 26, a daughter, Connie Sue; weight 8 pounds 2V4 ounces. DOCK To Mr. and Mrs. Rob ert D. Dock, 4B2 NE Hewitt, Rose burg, Sept. 27, a son, lirenneu John; weight 7 pounds 4vii ounces. CURNOW To Mr. and Mrs. William M. Curnow, 134 NE Pleas ant, Roseburg, Sept. 27, a son, Grant Niles; weight S pounds UVi ounces. CUNLIFF To Mr. and Mrs. Bruce Cunliff, Box 514, Myrtle Creek, Sept. 28, a daughter, Nora Pauline; weight 7 pounds 7 ounc es. Movie Showtime Thursday, Oct. 1, ml INDIAN THEATRE Doors open 7:1X1. Com plete show at 7: is. "Bye, Bve, Blrole" at only. STARLITE DRIVE-IN Gates open 6:30. Shows start at 7:M. "The Haunted Pal- ace" and "The Terror." PINE DRIVE-IN Ooen Frl-Sal-Sun. TRI CITY ORIVE-IN "The Uoly Ameri can" and "Cattle King." CLOVERLEAF DRIVE-IN (Sutherlin) Box ollice opens at 4:45. Show at 7:00. "The Birds" and "Nine Hours To Rama." Friday, Ocl. 4, 1113 INDIAN THEATRE Doors open 6:30. Com- plete shows 7:00-9: 1?. Bye, Bye Birdie" 7:!S-9:SS. STARLITE DRIVE-IN Gales open :0. snows start at 7:00. "The Haunted Palace" and "The Terror." PINE DRIVE-IN Gates open 6:3". Shows start at :oo. "Francis Joins Ihe wacs" and "This Earth is Mine." BENETTA THEATRE (Wlnslon) 'Three stooges in orbit" and "The He ons." CLOVERLEAF DRIVE-IN (Sutherlin) - Box office opens at 4:43. Show al 7:M. "The I Birds" and "Nine Hours To Rama." TRI CITY DRIVE-IN "The Ugly Amerl- can- ano "tame icing." SHIRLENE BRAZIE'S FOOD FOR THOUGHT More thoughts on herbs: . . MARJORAM Spicy flavor. Ex cellent for foods that need long cooking. 0RE3AN0 This is wild Mar joram and is used the same way. Very popular in Italian and Mexican dishes. ROSEMARY Spicy flavor. Pop ular in fruit cups, meat stews, and roasts. TARRAGON Use in salads. poultry and fish cooking and in meat and fish sauces. THYME Wonderful in soups and stuffings but use with caution. For Fine Food and Fast Service, dine at . . . THE TIMBER GRILL 732 S.f. Cats 72-109 CK ? 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