Thurs., Oct. 3, 1963-The News-Review, Roseburg, Ore. A-71
ABUIVAI
By DICK TURNER
Not
DEAR ABBY: If people wonder
where the teen-age morals have
gone, all they have to do is look
at what they have given us to go
by. What are we supposed to think
when !l the advertising reeks o
sex, and mothers dress their
daughters like little Lolitas? Who
do you think are the "heroes"
Friday & Saturday
"3 STOOGES
IN ORBIT"
plus
"THE HELLIONS'
Richard Todd
Ann Aubrey
' plus
, Cartoon
Tonight
Alfred Hitchcock's
"THE BIRDS"
plus
"NINE HOURS
TO RAMA"
Horst Buchholz - Jose Ferrer
Valerie Georon
Box Office Opens at 6:45
Show Starts at 7:00
mil
TONIGHT
"THE WONDERFUL
WORLD OF THE
BROTHERS GRIMM"
In Color
Laurence Harvey - Clare
Bloom - Karl Boehm -Walter
Sleiak - Oscar
Homolka - Barbara Eden
plus
"THE SAVAGE GUNS"
Richard Basehart Don
Taylor Alex Nicol . Pac
quita Rico
Box office opens at 6:45
Show starts at 7:00
NOW! thru SUN!
Gates Open 6:30
SHOWS START 7:00
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AMCMCAM INTERNATIONAL
presents
EDGAR ALLAN POE'S
THE
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DEBRA PAGET
L0NCHANEY
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A Fast Belle!
By ABIGAIL VANBUREN
around town now? I'll tell you
Richard Burton, Christine Keeler
and Mandy Rice-Davis. I assure
you I am no prude, but I'm glad
my parents equipped me with some
decent morals.
SEVENTEEN IN
BELFAST, MAINE
DEAR SEVENTEEN: And to
your fin latter, may I add a
hearty AMENI
DEAR A3BY: What do you
think of a man who has been mar
ried four years, wears the wedding
band 1 bought for him but who
covers it up completely with an
other ring?
SUSPICIOUS WIFE
DEAR SUSPICIOUS: I think he's
probably covering up mora than a
wedding ring.
DEAR ABBY: A member of our
fnmit., i u t u:.
I inning juai value udiii Hum uia
vacation with a hair piece. He has
been bald as an eagle since he
was about 30 and he went around
like that for years, then all of a
sudden, at the age 'of 55, he is
sporting a full head of hair. It
isn't even his color. Whon he did
have hair it was sandy brown, but
this wig is golden brown with red
highlights in it. I don t have to
tell you how ridiculous he looks.
When we first saw hiin, we thought
he was joking, or perhaps wear
ing it on a dare, but he thinks it
looks great. We love this guy and
wouldn't hurt his feelings for the
world, but how can we tell him
that he looks terrible?
HIS RELATIVES
DEAR RELATIVES: If he want
ed your opinion, he would have
asked you. If you really "lova
him, say nothing.
DEAR ABBY: I am puzzled as
to how a lady can presume to give
advice on shaving. I will be 55 on
my next birthday and have been
shaving since I was IV. In the past
38 years I shaved once a day, and
if I had to shave a second time I
would need to call an anesthetist.
I believe you are about as quali
fied to give advice on shaving as
was my youngest son when he was
17. When I asked him if he'd
started to shave yet, he replied,
"Gee, Dad, I've been shaving for
two years now and I cut myself
both times." Respectfully.
J. L. L.
CLOSED TONITE
Friday-Saturday
Opon 6:30-Showi ot 7:00
"FRANCIS
JOINS THE WACS"
plus Rock Hudson in
"THIS EARTH IS
MINE"
thru SAT. only
Open Tonito 7:00
Complete Show 7:15
Fri.-Sot.
7:00-9:15
--V
"GREAT ESCAPE" (torn Sun.
Thursday thru Saturday
"THE UGLY
AMERICAN"
Marlon Brando
plus
"CATTLE KING"
Gates Open 6:00
Show at 7:00
16 Cartoons
3 STOOGES
JOE BESSER
Regular Prices!
ism
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The late Ely Culberlson had one
of the most fertile minds in bridge.
His writings did much to popular
ize contract in its early days. One
of his ideas that failed to gain ac-
NORTH 1
afc None
VK764
A K Q 8 6 3
AK4
WEST EAST .
AQ10862 AAJI54
V85 VJJ
10 5 2 49 4
J 10 0 7 6 3.2
SOUTH (D)
4K73
V AQ109J
J7
QB5
Sooth West North East
1 Pass 5 N.T. Pass
7 V Pass Pass Pass
Opening lead J
ceptancc during his life was the
"grant, slam force."
This bid was a jump to five no
trump to ask partner to bid a
grand slam if he held good enough
trumps. In most cases giod enough
trumps . would be a suit that in
cluded two of the top three honors.
This Culbcrtson bid has gained
popularity lately and today is used
by almost every expert. It does
not come up often, but when it
does it certainly makes grand
slam bidding easy.
South has a rockboltom mini
mum bid, or the nearest thing to
one. North doesn't really care
much how weak or strong his part
ner's opening is. All North wants
to know is if South holds both the
ace and queen of hearts.
Tod
Thursday, Oct. 3
Roseburg Rotary Club, Umpqua
Hotel, noon
Elks, Elks Lodjie, 8 p.m.
IOOF, IOOF HaU on Jackson SI.
8 p.m.
Roseburg Lions Club, Umpqua
Hotel. 6-30 p.m.
Civil Air Patrol, at the airport,
7:3(1 to 0:30 p.m.
Women of Roseburg Country
Club, at the clubhouse, 11:45 a.m.,
luncheon at noon followed by con
tract bridge play.
Driver's License Examiner. 837
SE Roberts, 8 a.m. to S p.m.
North Douglas Rainbow Assem
bly, 7:30 p.m.
Roseburg Home Extension Unit,
home of Barbara Holland, 329 NE
Follctt, 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., dem
onstration on frozen foods which
will be prepared for luncheon.
Ladies Auxiliary of Landmark
Missionary Baptist Church, home
of Mrs. Bernard Burdette, 2297 NE
Vine St., 12:30 p.m.
Riverside Home Extension Unit,
1 home of Mrs. Harry Coxcy, 634
: W. Finlay Ave., 10 a.m., demon
stration on freezer foods which
will be served for luncheon.
Douglas County Inter Agency
' Council, courthouse, 9:30 a.m.
D i ; I a r d - Winston Methodist
( hurch, WSCS Martha Circle, pot
luck at the church, 12:30 p.m.
Dean Perrine Chapter 9, Dis
abled American Veterans, Veter
ans Memorial Hall, 8 p.m.
i Sutherlin Rebekah Lodge, IOOF
' Hall, 8 p.m.
1 Roseburg Chapter No. 8, Order
of Eastern Star, Masonic Temple,
8 p.m.
Garden Valley Womans Club, at
the clubhouse, 1:30 p.m.
Nickel Mt. Rock Club, home of
i Bill Pilhofer on Canyonville road
i to Riddle, 7 p.m., public invited.
i
I Friday, Oct. 4
Cub Scout Pack 136, Dillard
School auditorium, 7:30 p.m.
Lane House, 544 SE Douglas,
open 1 to 5 p.m.
Umpqua Radio Club, classes in
code and theory, clubhouse on
i China Wall on Klamath Ave., 7:30
p.m., for information call Don
McLain, OK 3-4760.
Sheriff's Posse, at the Fair
! grounds, 8 p.m. Potluck at 6:30
1 p.m.
: Home Croup of Alcoholics An
onvmous call OR 2-4059. 8 p.m.
Umpqua Radio Club, at the
clubhouse on Klamath Ave.. 7:30
a.m.
' Christ's Ambassadors of the
I Winston Assembly of God Church,
! 7 n.m.
Opan duplicate bridge club 12:30
n.m. at Umpqua Hotel, ror inior-
i mation call Mrs. W. C. Callison,
! OR 2-1452.
Driver's License Examiner, 87
SE Roberts, -8 a.m. to f p.m.
Rummage Sale, by Methodist
Church Women's Society of Chris
tian Service, at old bottling works
building in 300 block on W. Har
vard Blvd., 9 a.m. to 4 p.m.
Yoncalla Saddle Club, City Hall,
8 p.m.
Rummage Sale, by Green Com
munity Church Women, Elks Tem
ple, 2 to 9 p.m.
Rummage Sale, by Rotary Anns
DanmooreHotel
1217 S.W. Morrison St.
Portland, Oregon
Free Garage, New Location
Vi block from hotel. Open
to 10:00 P.M.
Grand Slam Cue
Now Is Revived
(Written For NEA)
By OSWALD JACOBY
The grand slam force reveals
this very simply. He wastes no
time in shilly-shallying or getting
unnecessary information. All he
does is respond five no-trump.
south is now in the. position of
the Light Brigade. He is not to
reason why, he had just to do or
die.
With the ace and queen of hearts
he promptly bids the grand slam.
He isn't too happy with the force
until he sees the dummy. Then it
is all over but drawing trumps
and chalking up the score.
Q The bidding has been:
North Eut South West
1 Double Redou. 2
Pass Pass 4 Pass
5 Pass ?.
You. South, hold:
4KJ7S VAQ854 4K3 32
What do you do?
A Bid five hearts. Yon like
slam possibilities, but Ton are
lookinr riiht at two little elubs.
TODAY'S QUESTION
Instead of bidding five dia
monds, your partner bids four
no-trump over your four spades.
You bid five diamonds to show
one ace and he bids live no
trump. What do you do?
Answer Tomorrow
Improve, your bridge gamal
order your copy of "Win at
Bridge With Oswald Jacoby."
Just send your name, address,
and SO cen.s to: Jacoby Bridge,
News-Review, P. O. Box 1248,
Roseburg, Oregon and a copy
will be mailed to you. Or if you
prefer, copies may be purchased
at the News-Review office.
CALENDAR OF EVENTS
omorrow
at Woman's Club on Mosher St.,
8 a.m.
Olalla Valley Club, Upper Olalla
Community Building, potluck sup
per, 7 p.m.
Douglas Court, Order of Amar
anth, Masonic Temple, 8 p.m., vis
itors welcome.
Veterans of World War I and
Auxiliary, Douglas Barracks 176,
Veterans Memorial Building,
p.m.
Riversdale Grange, Grange Hall,
8 p.m.
Births
Mercy . Hospital
JENNINGS To Mr. and Mrs.
Orvel Jennings, 933 NE Grand-
view, Roseburg, Sept. 26, a daugh
ter, Lorri Rence; weight 8 pounds
2V9 ounces.
DAHNE To Mr. and Mrs.
Robert Dahnc, 737 NE Alameda,
Roseburg, Sept. 26, a daughter,
Connie Sue; weight 8 pounds 2V4
ounces.
DOCK To Mr. and Mrs. Rob
ert D. Dock, 4B2 NE Hewitt, Rose
burg, Sept. 27, a son, lirenneu
John; weight 7 pounds 4vii ounces.
CURNOW To Mr. and Mrs.
William M. Curnow, 134 NE Pleas
ant, Roseburg, Sept. 27, a son,
Grant Niles; weight S pounds UVi
ounces.
CUNLIFF To Mr. and Mrs.
Bruce Cunliff, Box 514, Myrtle
Creek, Sept. 28, a daughter, Nora
Pauline; weight 7 pounds 7 ounc
es.
Movie Showtime
Thursday, Oct. 1, ml
INDIAN THEATRE Doors open 7:1X1. Com
plete show at 7: is. "Bye, Bve, Blrole"
at only.
STARLITE DRIVE-IN Gates open 6:30.
Shows start at 7:M. "The Haunted Pal-
ace" and "The Terror."
PINE DRIVE-IN Ooen Frl-Sal-Sun.
TRI CITY ORIVE-IN "The Uoly Ameri
can" and "Cattle King."
CLOVERLEAF DRIVE-IN (Sutherlin) Box
ollice opens at 4:45. Show at 7:00. "The
Birds" and "Nine Hours To Rama."
Friday, Ocl. 4, 1113
INDIAN THEATRE Doors open 6:30. Com-
plete shows 7:00-9: 1?. Bye, Bye Birdie"
7:!S-9:SS.
STARLITE DRIVE-IN Gales open :0.
snows start at 7:00. "The Haunted Palace"
and "The Terror."
PINE DRIVE-IN Gates open 6:3". Shows
start at :oo. "Francis Joins Ihe wacs"
and "This Earth is Mine."
BENETTA THEATRE (Wlnslon) 'Three
stooges in orbit" and "The He ons."
CLOVERLEAF DRIVE-IN (Sutherlin) - Box
office opens at 4:43. Show al 7:M. "The I
Birds" and "Nine Hours To Rama."
TRI CITY DRIVE-IN "The Ugly Amerl-
can- ano "tame icing."
SHIRLENE
BRAZIE'S
FOOD FOR
THOUGHT
More thoughts on herbs: . .
MARJORAM Spicy flavor. Ex
cellent for foods that need
long cooking.
0RE3AN0 This is wild Mar
joram and is used the same
way. Very popular in Italian
and Mexican dishes.
ROSEMARY Spicy flavor. Pop
ular in fruit cups, meat stews,
and roasts.
TARRAGON Use in salads.
poultry and fish cooking and
in meat and fish sauces.
THYME Wonderful in soups
and stuffings but use with
caution.
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