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I ME.'.'-OH, Ben- WEARING IS HE IN A rrli NEW WHAT'S SUMPIN EXTRAj SOME KIND YEH,.,TODAYEACH X ON TH' SPECIAL, SOF A DOUBLE- LION GETS TWO OH, By Jo Fischer By Al Capp WAL, AWRK3HT BUT, HOWLL AH NTnOOOOCSL yo ? vo HAINT GOT NO NAMEJ7' By Merrill By V. T. Hamlin By Chic Young jUSTSAV, I 1 1 FUTURE MRS. I J LI'L ABNER. I Blossar Poor Man's Philosopher -Quotes From His Mailbag By HAL BOYLE NEW YORK (AP) All I know is what I read in my mail Here are a few odda and ends culled from the mailbag guaranteed to make your mind a hodge-podge, too. Little Switzerland has more than 8,600 banks, one for every 1,300 people. , , and total deposits average $1,004 per head, as compared with only $976 in the poor old United states, ... They are using radar now to catch illicit fishermen off the coast of California. . . the Goatee So ciety of America has been organ ized. . . a number are over 70 . . , honorary member: Uncle Sam . . the sun has a candlepower of about four billion billion billion (and who let all those candles to fa.1 that out?) Vhe water in a flowing stream is lower in the middle than along the sides. . . so now you know where to turn over that canoe . . . what is the stratosphere? It is a layer of the atmosphere, begin ning about 35,000 feet and going up to around 100,000 feet, where the temperature is about 75 degrees below zero. . . it is a sure place to go to if you want to get away from bathing beauty contests. . . How Long Is A Day? Laura Weber at 14 has per formed on television more than 250 times ... a new talking vending machine is on the market. . but it hasn't even been on video vunce . . how long does any one day of the week last?. . The answer is 49 hours, if you follow it all around the earth. . . But you'll have to write general electric if you want to know why. . . I don't understand it myself. . . Creosote will help prevent dry rot in your barn. . . Mrs. Nettie Abrams of the Hotel Forrest here keeps a stock of false eyelashes, false fingernails and just plain falsies for young theater hope fuls trying to crash broadway. . . taxes bothering you? Stricken Finland raised tiers to 20 times their pre-war level in a rehabili tation drive. . . one of every 24 Finn children was orphaned by the war.. . More crimes, suicides, and in sanity occur in summer than at any other time of the year . . . B-r-r-r. doesn't the cold weather feel good?. . . Don't worry about having that Daby, lime mouier , , the American niedicai asso ciation says you have 999 chances out of a thousand of going safely through your ordeal. . . and your baby can look forward to living to be 70. , . if you had had him in 1900. however, he could have looked forward to only 49 years. , . Ben Of Sags The National Assocition of Gaz- writers listed this offering by Tony Farrar as one of the ten best gags in 1951: "I've found a wonderful use for food leftovers. I eat them." been laughing much this vear. . . one out of every ten criminals is woman, says mystery writer Brett Halliday. . . the chief fern inine crime: drunkenness. . . any bartender will agree with that. . . ;'jiow a gooa wora xur uie isaies . , . Arthur Cremin, president of the Music Lovers league says women are generally better sing ers than men because -uiey are soulful and sensitive. . . . White Potatoes May Go Under Price Ceilings WASHINGTON UP Price control officials say ceilings may have to be placed on white pota toes u prices continue to rise as they have in the last few months. The officials told potato grow ers that if ceilings do become nec essary they will be set at a level to assure a parity price return to PLUMBING Morris Plumbing and Reatlnf 95-97 Porrort St., Dial 3-7003 Kler-Crooch Plumbing Co., 5 1 South Stephens. Phona 3-5377. Horrli Plumbing & Heating Co., 805 South Stephenj. Phone 3-8 1 73. Coen Supply Co. Phona 3-4461. Terp't Plumbing. Phona 3-7266. HEATING R. Rltzmon Heotlno Co. Hot Woter and Stsom Oil Burners. 1703 Brown Phona 3 8267. Ashley Thermostatic wood heaters, 1349 Military. Ph. 3-4009. ROOFING Roofing and root repairing. Insula tion, tiding. Ph. 3-8255. Acms Roofing Co. CUCTRICIANS RIDENOUR ELECTPIC 1 600 N Stephens Phon 3-7303 DuFresne Electric Phone 3-522Z ' WASHING MACHINE SERVICE J. E. Newberry's Washing Mochlne Service. 102 W Commercial Ay- nue. Phone 3-3591. Washing Machine Service, Kusry'i Ap pliance Repair, 510 N. Jackson. Phone 3-3091. . iysisiess Dsirecteiry ( - 1 f OPENS BARBBER SHOP Bob Rains, above, has opened a new barbershop at 104 So. Jackson, next door to Ort Ricketts, In the location formerly occupied by barber Jim Miller. Rains, with his wife, moved to Koseburq from Portland about three years mo. He has been barberinq this citv since. Ha stated that he will have another barber working with him, Ralph Clark, who is moving here from Reeds- port. farmers. Parity is a price calcu lated to give the farmer a fair price for his products in relation to what he has to buy. Officials pointed out that the national average price of potatoes rose from SI. 23 a bushel, or 68 per. cent of parity on Sept. 15, to $1.39 a bushel, or 76 percent of parity on Oct. IS. The parity price on Oct. 15 was SI. 83 a bushel. OPS has received reports that nrices of some grades are consid erably higher than average as of Oct. 15. FIRE EXTINGUISHER SERVICE Fire Equloment Co.. 220 N Main. Glenn H Toylor. Ph. 3 7134 AUTOMOBILE AGENCIES ELLIS AUTO SALES Croslev Sales & Service 109 Chestnut St. Ph. 3-7103 OECORATORS Pointing ond Paper Hanging H. E "Woody" Wood Phone 3-4240 or 3-6370. RADIO SERVICING Hansen's Radio Service. Sutharlln. Radio Doctors. Phone 3-7456. Free Pickup and Delivery. IVAN EDWARDS For Good Construction Contractor & Builder Ph. 3-3151 1251 Harrison RUBBER STAMPS MADE IN OUR OWN SHOP Printing Bank Buppllea M-M PRINTERS 504 N. Jackson ftottburtj. Orfl. R0SEBURG PAVING CO. Aspholt Having Custom Blodlnn 0l-' 634 5 M-'n Ttleehene 3-6183 Free Estimetet "Bill" LOSSlter I J IS THAT BULL S C WAI.HBVS A 1 1 SL?5rM2f Frl., Nov. 14, IfSl The News-Review, RoMburg, Ort. IS Swedish Writer Gets Nobel Prize For Literature STOCKHOLM - UP) - The Swed ish academy has awarded the 1951 Nobel prize for literature to one of its own members, Par Lagerk- visi, aumor oi ine novels "ine Dwarf" and "Barabbas." Lagerk vist, who is 60 years old and a playwright, poet, essayist and wtiicr ui stiuri siunes as wen as a novelist, will receive a check for 167,612 crowns ($32,357) at the Nobel prize presentation cere mony to be held in Stockholm on Dec. 10. In 1950. he reached the ranks of International bestsllers with "Bar abbas," a novel about the thief saved from crucifixion when the Jews chose to have him released instead of Jesus. This novel was translated into 11 languages within a year of its publication in Sweden ana was nubushed in America last month. Two of America's leading atomic scietists. Dr. Glenn- T. Seaborg nd Dr. Edwin M. McMillan, both of the University of California HOT MINCE PIE j 0k Dairy Queen Nelson & Pyle Woodworking Co. 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' They are Sir John Cockcroft, the British government's top atomic scientist, and Prof. E. T. $. Wal ton of Dublin's Trinity college. They were the first to split atomic nuclei with artifically boosted high tensions a 1932 experiment which helped pave the way. for the atomic age. I The team will divide an award of 167,612 Swedish crowns, (about $32,357). The money comes from a trust fund established by the late Alfred Nobel, Swedish inventor of dynamite. 1 Hot Mince Pie Ala Dairy Queen! Try it once . . . You'll try it again! - DAIRY QUEEN; NO. 1 718 WINCHISTIR ; NO. 2300 NO. STtPHINS MOTOR f lOWmM M A CAB 111M I At SAEf At A CAR CAMBK, CONSTRUCTION TODD BUILDING CO. 904 S. Stephens Ph. 3-5594 "Individualized Floors ot Beautillty" H tnlfti kOltlnl Carptnlng Rubber I1!e , Asphalt I1)t Formic Tope VenttUn BllneV FREI ESTIMATES Open 9:30 to 8:30 , FLOOR COVERING 222 Watt Oak Phona 3-4337 It's Cheaper To Build : With Concrete! Call Ui For . . . 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